SIS: Day after milkshakes
by ashersky on Jan 15, 2011 12:45 PM EST
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PrintSo imagine you bought a large milkshake, any flavor, to go. After enjoying about half of it, you realize you aren't going to finish it. But, this is a great milkshake. What to do? Luckily, you are at home, so you put it in the freezer. Then the next day, after lunch, you decide to have the rest of it.
But, how best to turn your frozen-solid shake into what it once was? There is no "auto-defrost-milkshake" button on the microwave. If you zap it like it's food, the shake-matter gets hot on the outside and the middle remains frozen. If you defrost it, you could end up with flavored milk. Hot shake is not tasty. Frozen shake is undrinkable.
So, how do you get it to return to the right consistency? Or can you? Was it better to just let it go the night before?
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The best way to reconstitute a milkshake is with an at-home ice cream maker, if you have one. Otherwise, I think your best way is to just leave it on the counter, stirring it regularly, and let it melt to just the right consistency.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 15, 2011 1:32 PM EST reply actions
who has time to leave it on the counter, stirring regularly?
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 15, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
A man who has the patience to appreciate a quality milkshake
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 15, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, just leave that quality milkshake on the counter, Chuck.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 15, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Why would you drink my milkshake?
sniff I thought we was friends, Al.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 15, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
do you stir counterclockwise, clockwise, or both?
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 16, 2011 9:43 AM EST up reply actions
Six rotations clockwise
then reverse and repeat.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 16, 2011 9:51 AM EST up reply actions
You are just making fun of me now, aren't you?
Jerkhole.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 16, 2011 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
I'm asking a legitmate question!
Depending on the consistency of the milkshake would then dictate the use of slotted spoon or regular spoon methinks, or you could use something completely different altogether, no?
Not making fun of you at all Sir Scrabbles
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 16, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
The slotted spoon is a good idea
I should add that to my ice cream reconstitution idea cloud.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 16, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
I have my moments
although RRs that suggested using a blender to give a milkshake new life, I think that’s where my allegiance lies
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 16, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
That was me. Just me. Not some nebulous "RRs."
by the finest muffins on Jan 16, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
I thought I saw more than one blender reference
my apologies tfm
the blender suggestion is PFW. P. F. W.
all this blender talk makes me want to go fire up mine….
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 16, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
well, I am a pussy
so, it’s acceptable
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 16, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
this should be a fanshot
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Jan 15, 2011 5:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Why not try running it through a blender?
That’s how shakes are made in the first place.
by the finest muffins on Jan 15, 2011 1:59 PM EST reply actions
actually, the best idea
is to get 2 straws and share it with your sweetie while it’s still fresh.
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Ahem...someone doesn't know how to operate their Microwave
Fred Lewis and EdRent together are not worth One Laynce Nix
I like it when a dame knows how to microwave stuff.
That makes her very versatile in the kitchen.
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Damnit, now I want a milkshake
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
so go get one
you have options around you
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 15, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
the correct answer is to man up and finish it, instead of being a mamby-pamby and not finishing it
by Heeringa on Jan 15, 2011 6:55 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Learn to order the correct size milkshake?
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 15, 2011 9:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
i like when i go to taco bell. i always order double what i can really eat ...
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
If said milkshake was ordered from UDF (was it, ashersky?)
then I understand completely. They’re always trying to force extra ice cream on their unsuspecting customers.
by the finest muffins on Jan 16, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
My co-worker just had a milkshake delivered to her by her boyfriend.
Now I want a fucking milkshake!
Watch it, ass blood.
get a boyfriend?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jan 15, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
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Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 15, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Almost never ...
.. in recorded human history has so much time been invested in the concept of proper milkshake disposal.
Did the rest of you realize that U of Dayton has lost 26 straight games at Xavier?
The Bleacher Report is the armpit of the internet. - BTcoop71
peanut butter, hot fudge milkshake ...
… try it people, and thank me later.
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
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