Game 135 Part 2: On to the third!
by Gray on Sep 4, 2010 4:53 PM EDT
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PrintAfter some shoddy Cardinals defense and a couple of timely hits, the Reds lead 4-1 going into the third inning.
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You guys should do play-by-play professionally.
This is good stuff.
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
i disagree
i think he is totally sweet.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
i wasnt talking about you, dickhead
i was talking about Joey!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I think that ball had some late movement.
The reds’ pen right behind where Holliday jumped thought it was going to land where they were.
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Good work there, Matt Holliday!
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it's happened before
Dunno why.
It’s like a secret club! No one knows we’re here!
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I'm glad my roommate isn't here
I just yelled “Get fucked, fuck you Holliday” at my TV
I should calm down.
i calmed down a lot this year
last year i lived in a building with 6 units, and nobody lived above us, and the Loyola literacy center was housed next to us, so I shouted like a crazy person.
Now I have people on both sides of me and above me, so I have to check myself.
Joey Votto is my MVP.
I think my walls are pretty solid.
The people in the townhouse next to me may have heard that though. That was loud.
oh
and Votto’s oppo pop just won’t stop!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2010 4:56 PM EDT reply actions
So, is this umpire really bad or something?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Geez, Fay!
johnfayman Votto watched that one for a while. Could have a triple. #reds
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is he smoking funny cigarettes?
this is Votto we’re talking about he doesn’t have the greatest wheels.
He did stand there for a while.
Probably because he thought Holliday was going to catch it.
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i dunno
they’ve been hitting the ball pretty hard off him so far. i’d like to see them do that for another 6 innings or so.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, I'm shocked that Wainwright hasn't tried to drop a curveball on Rolen here
fastballs endlessly.. shocking
At least you got the pitch count up Rolen
If you’re going to strike out I guess that is the way to do it
They just showed Chapman in the dugout
Today seems like a pretty good day to pitch him, don’t you think?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Wainwright
not really pitching like a guy with a 2.3 ERA today.
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He hasn't won since beating the Reds
But he has benefitted from a lot of official scoring calls, so his era hasn’t moved much.
by Brian B on Sep 4, 2010 5:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I like that view from behind home plate.
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I think traditionally, cameras are set up so you can actually see the plate.
This view, if the Camera isn’t high enough, obstructs the plate.
er, I meant in the break.
the camera behind home plate, facing the St. Louis skyline.
The direct on camera is cool too, though. Target Field is also set up that way.
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Pujols/Cordero commercial's on.
Timely!
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 5:03 PM EDT reply actions
I'm getting Rangers-Twinkies
Sigh.
I can’t believe they’re leaving Josh Hamilton out there today. He just had his knee Jiffy-Lubed, he left the game early yesterday with his back locked up, and now he’s limping around in the outfield. And they’re down 6-0.
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Dusty just said it's gonna be Chapman time
Yipee!
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
He said it MIGHT be.
Let’s not light the Cuban cigars just yet.
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I'm not putting mine out.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 4, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
What on Earth did he think was wrong with strike three there?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I know I've been watching too much basbeall
because I just told someone I had an extra “Heisey” bar for them, Freudian slip
Is it me, or does this guy keep saying "Cody Rasmus"?
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 5:07 PM EDT reply actions
i dont either
doesnt make it right though
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
This may have already been discussed
But I’m glad Chapman is enjoying capitalism.
Aroldis Chapman is ordering new license plates. He has MPH102 on his Lamborghini and 101MPH on his Mercedes.
"I just texted his advisor," Louisville trainer Tomas Vera said. "He’s going to see if he can get 104MPH and 105MPH."
Joey Votto is my MVP.
When of the Hernadez brothers got fat after he came to America
he wasn’t use to all the food available to him at all hours of the day, so he would just stop and get fast food whenever he went anywhere.
Joey Votto is my MVP.
He gets his bonus spread out, so hopefully it will keep him from blowing too much of it.
Aroldis Chapman lhp
6 years/$30.25M (2010-15)
* 6 years/$30.25M (2010-15)
o signed by Cincinnati as an amateur free agent 1/11/10
o $16.25M signing bonus ($1.5M at signing; $1.5M each Nov. 1, 2010-13; $1.25M each Nov. 1, 2014-20)
o 10:$1M, 11:$1M, 12:$2M, 13:$2M, 14:$3M, 15:$5M player option
o Chapman must decide whether to accept or decline 2015 player option within 5 days after end of 2014 World Series
o if Chapman qualifies for arbitration after 2012, $5M is converted to a bonus and he becomes arbitration-eligible
o if Chapman qualifies for arbitration after 2013, $3M is converted to a bonus and he becomes arbitration-eligible
* defected from Cuba to Netherlands 7/1/09
* agent: Rodney Fernandez, Hendricks Sports
* ML service: 0.000 (taken from Cot’s baseball contracts )
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by RedsMasochist on Sep 4, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
and i mean, let the guy splurge
if he had a car in Cuba it was probably an old soviet car.
Joey Votto is my MVP.
read that earlier
he has a Lambo to go with that Mercedes.
/Scottie Pippen’d
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Joey Votto sounds so nice
if I have a daughter, I want her to bring home Joey Votto.
Joey Votto is my MVP.
You want your daughter to bring home a man who's older than her father?
You’re going to make a terrific dad!
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't give a shit if my girlfriend brought home Joey Votto
by blark0202 on Sep 4, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah, you can get another girlfriend
But there’s only one Joey Votto.
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by RedsMasochist on Sep 4, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
me neither
but joey would probably be all
“oh shit, your boyfriend is a reds fan? let me sign him an autograph and be his best friend”
by jsl413 on Sep 4, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I guess that, in the long run, doesn't hurt Travis too much.
At least Pujols isn’t batting for a couple more innings.
Tony, shut it.
"Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head off if you're wearing steak on it."
by Blank x2 on Sep 4, 2010 5:14 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
GOOD WOOD
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
YES SIR
Suck it, Cardinals.
"Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head off if you're wearing steak on it."
That's the single best thing that could have happened in this game.
Kiss your Cy Young good bye, asshole.
Travis Wood's father is an Anheuser Busch employee.
Huh.
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 5:17 PM EDT reply actions
The elder Wood is a double agent.
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by RedsMasochist on Sep 4, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
What is with these announcers having subject-verb agreement issues around Wood's family?
Earlier one said, “His family are here.”
And McCarver just said, “There are five members of his family that is here.”
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
They're idiots.
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by RedsMasochist on Sep 4, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Proably realized the first one was incorrect and overcompensated.
Like people who use “and I” even when “and me” is correct.
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Wood!
Can’t wait for the MLB highlight!
by Brian B on Sep 4, 2010 5:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Travis really put that Wood in that ball, didn't he?
Ha ha ha get it? Because his name is… fuck you people.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 4, 2010 5:17 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
This is why I'm a comedy legend
Oh, that’s right, I’m not a comedy legend. Never mind.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 4, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey buddy, that's MISTER Smit...
Oh, wait, you said that.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 4, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Pitch counts
Wainwright has thrown 63 pitches through 4
Wood has thrown 44 through 3.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
He's the only pitcher currently in the majors with that rare combination.
Only two non-pitchers.
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
No, no.
There’s 400-something in all of baseball history. I meant currently playing.
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess
he can’t play SS, then.
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Travis Wood and I are alike and should be best friends!
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We both hit right handed and throw left!
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by BK on Sep 4, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you from Arkansas?
Did you just hit a home run?
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I just got a haircut
Does that count?
"Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head off if you're wearing steak on it."
by Blank x2 on Sep 4, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll allow it.
Next time you talk to your best friend Travis, tell him I said “nice hit” and also “nice pitching,” okay?
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I am, and I did
if by Arkansas you mean Tennessee and by home run you mean touched myself while looking at a Sears catalog.
God, I love belt sanders
by coviner on Sep 4, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
no, it's not
I don’t understand why they’re leaving Hamilton in the game.
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Is the Cuban Missle launching today?
"Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head off if you're wearing steak on it."
Hey, boobs--
I like that nickname! Good job!
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Hooray for Mr. Pitchy!!
Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent
by The Crushinator on Sep 4, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
With as well as the Reds are playing today
why give the Cardinals fans the satisfaction?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 4, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
It wouldn't be satisfaction
Just rub it in their faces in person that it is yet another player we have that they don’t.
"Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head off if you're wearing steak on it."
Nah it's like Jake Roberts refusing to do the DDT because he knew the fans wanted to see it
er… I mean… WRESTLING’S FAKE!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 4, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I don't know what Alexei Ramirez is up to today
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by BK on Sep 4, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
pop tarts?
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
is this
the same one who stood you up for a dog?
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don't get me wrong
I think she was 100% right to choose a dog over you!
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by BubbaFan on Sep 4, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ironing in baseball?
There’s no ironing in baseball
I think he'll be in the top of the 7th
"Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head off if you're wearing steak on it."
It's not like Pujols is doing anything to capitalize, either
"Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head off if you're wearing steak on it."
Oh, Rolen was safe?
They took too long revealing that fact.
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 5:30 PM EDT reply actions
Couldn't resist
"Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head off if you're wearing steak on it."
I miss the Cowboy
NEVER thought I’d say that….
"Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head off if you're wearing steak on it."
and pretty much forces Ramon to swing there
I mean fuck
How warm is it at the ballpark today?
With all the hot air from McCarver, LaRussa, and Rosenthal, the humidity must be at least 103 degrees, amirite?
SO strike 2 forced Jonny to swing at the next pitch
which was also a ball. This ump is doing his best…
Well, hopefully the outfield can make Wainwright work next inning.
Would be nice to chase him in the 6th.
Travis only has 55 pitches? Wow
Looks like the Cards can’t get their Wood on the ball….
COMEDY LEGEND HEAR!!!11
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Wood's gotta get his breaking stuff over
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 4, 2010 5:35 PM EDT reply actions
Good lord.
Travis Wood’s parents on screen, under the on-screen banner “Trevor’s parents.”
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 5:37 PM EDT reply actions
he only threw 83 pitches
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I don't even know how I did that...
the word I was looking for was stance.
Next time I am going to tell my roommate to put pants on while I am watching baseball.
Yes, a bat would be far less ridiculous.
Who tries to hit a ball with a staff??
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
And Waino is gone
fo the immortal Randy Winn
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 4, 2010 5:38 PM EDT reply actions
The home team is down by 4 runs, it's the bottom of the 5th . . .
and the Cards fans are doing the wave? As if I needed another excuse to hate them.
SD losing again ...
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
Boy, can you tell who Trevor Wood's dad are?
They sure look alike, doesn’t them?
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by ZJiff30 on Sep 4, 2010 5:39 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
grammar is your friend
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
Adam Harang, Brandon Arroyo, and Trevor Wood
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2010 Reds!
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by BK on Sep 4, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't forget
Jonny Kueto and Edison Volkwez!
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I give up on trying to convey coherent thoughts
time to drink
Randy Winn's middle name is "Won't"
Oh geez, I can’t stop with the puns, someone shoot me
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
You should probably chill out.
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1.800.BUDCARES
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
direct line to payphone somewhere in Southern Sonora
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
Wood is gonna make it through 7, in all likelihood.
If the lead is big by then, I guess LeCure and Maloney for 8/9 is okay.. I mean, if it’s 6+ runs.
I want LeCure to pitch.
Dusty always pitches guys when they’re near their hometowns.
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Good point
I’d like to see that too.
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by BK on Sep 4, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Not sure
I’d assume he will be eventually, there’s gonna be a lot of guys in that bullpen looking for innings though. He’d get more innings in Louisville’s playoff hunt.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 4, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
oh right, they are still playing.
and long relievers, and a first baseman/left fielder is more important to the reds right now than a middle reliever who has struggled to get big league hitters out.
Joey Votto is my MVP.
Who is the 1B/LF
surely you don’t mean Alonso?
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Chapman.
He can do anything, if he puts his mind to it.
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get why people think Alonso can play LF.
They gave up EARLY in the season playing him there. He’s Molina brother slow. He’ll never stick out there.
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They haven't compleetely given up on it yet.
He played left field on Aug. 28th I believe.
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by RedsMasochist on Sep 4, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
he can do it in a pinch
it isn’t ideal, but if Heisey or Gomes go down, he can fill in.
Joey Votto is my MVP.
They don't want to completely strip Louisville of players.
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by RedsMasochist on Sep 4, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Bats are about to go the IL playoffs, correct?
On a desperate search for Sunshine at Nats Park. In Rizzo and Ramos we trust.
Yep, as either the WC, or hopefully the division winner.
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by RedsMasochist on Sep 4, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, they haven't quite clinched
but they’re in good shape. They just need to win one more to guarantee at least the WC.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
not guaranteed yet
But pretty likely. Their magic number is 1, with three games left.
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The Syracuse Chiefs will have something to say about that!
On a desperate search for Sunshine at Nats Park. In Rizzo and Ramos we trust.
they will
But they’d have to run the table, while the Bats lose every game left.
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Get this man some White Castles!
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by RedsMasochist on Sep 4, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
This had better be green like right now!
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I think you guys need to call on this guy to help with your umpiring difficulties.
He’s trying to put the bad umps out of business.
On a desperate search for Sunshine at Nats Park. In Rizzo and Ramos we trust.
Dusty really likes telling the guy who hit a HR in an earlier inning
to bunt, doesn’t he?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Grass is green, the sky is blue and rain falls downward.
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because he is a good baseball player?
seriously he is a good man. His wife has a kid with down syndrome from a previous marriage and he raises her as his own child. He does a lot of good things.
Joey Votto is my MVP.
disprove THAT justin
Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent
by The Crushinator on Sep 4, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Nobody here knows Albert Pujols well enough to determine if he's a good man.
We can, however, determine that he’s a big honkin’ douchenozzle because he plays for the Cardinals.
by Geki on Sep 4, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know, now that I think of it.
Molina got booed during the game in which he started the brawl. Did he get booed the next game?
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh huh huh you said "hard"
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 4, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
but it's a game v the cardinals .... football doesn't start baseball's over
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
Especially games between the division leader and the second place team
ESpecially between heated division rivalries where the opposing team you hate so much is getting trounced.
He's been throwing high all day, seems like.
There are several throws Joey’s had to reach for.
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, he usually throws this way
rather softly and rather high, but he’s usually pretty accurate and with just enough on it. Today, he has been all around, but I wish he’d have some urgency on the play so he doesn’t mess up like that.
So I let one of my gym buddies borrow my Votto SI to read because he was too cheap to buy one
And he brings it back to me today and is all apologetic, saying that he took it down to GABP this week to read while his kids were touring the Hall of Fame museum before the game. He said he’s really sorry, but with the kids being around it got tossed around and marked up a little bit. He handed it back to me, and now it looks like this:
Don’t you hate it when your friends don’t respect your stuff?
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Sep 4, 2010 5:56 PM EDT reply actions 12 recs
That's deplorable.
/rec’d
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by BK on Sep 4, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
that ha's to be the fastest green ever ... congrats
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
I couldn't believe it when I saw it
He said Joey was warming up near his seat and he went over and explained that he borrowed it, and asked if he’d sign it for me. He said Joey ribbed him for not buying one of his own and was very nice about signing it.
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Sep 4, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
He didn’t even have to use his kids to get the sig?
Joey used to refuse to sign anything except for kids when he was in the minors.
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His kids were with him and got sigs too
I’m sure that’s why he agreed.
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Sep 4, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
actually
Joey seems to have mellowed out quite a bit. So has Homer Bailey. Grown up a bit, perhaps.
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i got his sig last year when he was in Sarasota on rehab assignment
there werent but 12 or so people in the stands, and he seemed more than willing to oblige.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 5, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
your friend is a jerk
but I believe you owe him beer and pizza.
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Molson and Canadian bacon pizza
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by BK on Sep 4, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
that is vandalism we could all appreciate
Shepard Fairey’d maybe?
Congrats and that is a great story.
His Obama portrait is back on view in the National Portrait Gallery
Along with the first ever displayed portrait of Michelle Obama. I’m not a fan of that one. I think it makes her look like a guest star on the Cosby Show.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 5, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
me thinks Valaika should start tomorrow
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
Woody is in trouble
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Travis will get out of this
and then he can rest and sit down for the rest of the game
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 4, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
See?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 4, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Ondrusek and Chapman can be warming behind him
I would like to see Wood face tough competition at the 90 and 100 pitch mark.
You are very combative today, do you need a hug from Sam?
Joey Votto is my MVP.
i totally misread that
i didn’t sleep well last night after some heavy drinking, so i’m hungover and tired.
Joey Votto is my MVP.
He's got the shitty part of the order coming up.
It’s not a big deal that he gave up singles to Albert and Holliday.
Ondrusek/Chapman warming up
I’m not sure I want to see Chapman with baserunners on…
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
why?
isn’t he going to need to get use to doing that?
He isn’t nearly as much of a weapon if he can’t mop up after others.
Joey Votto is my MVP.
I just haven't seen him throw from the stretch yet
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 4, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
This is what I don't get
When the Reds are trailing Dusty is Dr. Hook. When we’re protecting a lead he seams late to get the bullpen started. I see things worked out this time-just saying
Sappelt is in the Louisville lineup tonight
Guess he’s not being called up yet.
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But couldn't he play tonight and fly to St Louis tomorrow morning anyway?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
he could
But it’s unlikely. They don’t play guys who are being called up, just like they don’t play guys who are being traded.
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Hawksworth is in
Joey Votto is my MVP.
by justin007000 on Sep 4, 2010 6:01 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I like Chapman in the bullpen right now
Of course, I’d love to see what he can do as a starter, but it’s awesome to have someone in the bullpen that opposing batters are just scared shitless of
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
I'm not sure if I should be sorry I laughed at that.
That was a horribly obvious pun and yet it’s still kinda funny.
/NoKY'd
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by RedsMasochist on Sep 4, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
That sounds like a plan to me
LeCure in the 9th after we extend the lead a bit?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 4, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Dang it, Joey.
That was your pitch.
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