Game 134, Thread 2: How Bronson Got His Groove Back
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT
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PrintThe Whiny Little Female Canines came out to a 3-1 in lead in the 4th, but it looks like our "ace" is starting to settle down. Could we see some fireworks in this one?
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Jonny!
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
He's a robot sent to bore us all to death.
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
He used it all up
calling the super exciting Ohio State blowout last night
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Sep 3, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Another baserunning error........
….blaarfffft
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
7635 if you're scoring with us at home.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
I hope that's the number of runs the Reds scored.
Or the number of miles per hour Chapman can throw.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
watch... now we'll get a single that Gomes should have scored on
by blark0202 on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
There was only 1 out, which is when you try to get to third if you have a decent chance.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Maybe I'm just tired.
But I have no idea what Jeff Brantley was trying to describe with that call.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
Just the facts, ma'am.
Just the facts.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Is that an 8? I can barely see it
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 3, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
3 runs is not many
that’s as many as the cardinals have been able to score lately.. just goti t out of the way early this time
Doing a good thing, followed by doing NOTHING...
may have resulted in a run.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Naturally Gomes would have scored on that single
Moron!
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 3, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
So what exactly did he do?
Just run farther than he should have?
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Javon couldn't hit for power.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
chip chip chip
and dip dip dip.
dap dippin
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
it's working
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I know, right?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Chris Heisey suddenly looks human, huh
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
He has been awful against lefties for some strange reason.
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the league has adjusted to him, and he hasn't counter-adjusted.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
I concur.
I am detailing the possible cause of the slump.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
he seems a bit streaky
He started out the season in a gawdawful slump. Had just started turning it around when he was called up.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Almost everyone at Louisville started out in a horrible slump this season.
I think only Valaika, Sutton, and Dorn came out of the gate hitting.
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
They should put in a different outfielder
Oh wait, there’s only 3 on the damn roster, nevermind
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I wants Bladdy!
Bye, Edmonds.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
He's on the DL, unfortunately.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
yeah, he's on the dl
And it sounds like his season is probably over.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I miss Jay Bruce :(
Come back, big guy.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
he was like Santa
he came with a ton of presents
now all we can do is wait
cause you know he has more to give
keep it real BP
I think you prefer his "gifts."
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
"you could make an argument Garcia is the ROY
“Pujols is MVP, and Wainright is CY”
You could also make the argument that the Cardinals can’t do shit with great players.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Chapman's a rookie, right?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
and I can argue cucumbers taste better pickled
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
you'd be wrong, by the way
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Well, who would argue against that?
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
me me mem mem emem em eme
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
You appear to be as drunk as I am exhausted.
Delirium, all around!
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd go with Votto, Heyward (or Posey), and Halladay
But that’s just me
And a lot of Reds fans I’d imagine
"Fuck it, we'll do it live."
Holy shit
What is with the production on FSO tonight?
by bobestes on Sep 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Live sports/concert TV production is often done by cameramen who smoke the green.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Bought bacon chocolate from World Market tonight.
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
Bacon chocolate? Or Chocolate bacon?
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
bacon in a chocolate bar.
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
best of both worlds!
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
My wife didn't like it....
she’s a chocoholic too.. I love it. Bacon is awesome. I"m gong to name my first born Bacon.
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
beat me to it
/no tiNWSS
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Do women like bacon?
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
wait wut?
chocolate bacon or bacon chocolate?
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea, I said something earlier. They're all high.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I liked it, but I would have preferred milk chocolate to dark chocolate.
Because I am a man.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Men don't like dark chocolate?
What dummies.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm all about the chocolate
milk or dark….but not with bacon.
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Sep 3, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I'd be willing to try it.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
iswydt
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't.
I think I may have missed something.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
see Petey
/inuendo
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
We are physiologically different. :)
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
i like dark better....
but i imagine w/ bacon you’d want the milk chocolate…. a lil sweeter
Bacon already has a sweet/salty flavor.
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
i understand, i just think the milk variety would pair better....
not that i’ve tried it… i’m relating it to my experience w/ esther price covered mike sell’s potato chips, which are heaven
nice inning
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
meanwhile in AAA
Michael Griffin has homered again. He’s 3 for 3 with 4 RBIs. That’s two home runs and a triple.
Bats up 12-3. Clippers are losing their game. Maybe the Bats will take the division after all.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
that pitch
Looked just like the one he homered on last time. At least on Gameday.
Different result, though. :-P
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Teh brilliyance of Fya
johnfayman
RT @Dave_Gershman: al robosky just said Reds beat write is goin to clash w/ the Cards writer. Is that you?//My shirt clashes with my pants.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
wow, that's absolute shit
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Watch out those cards have a secret weapon
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Sep 3, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
is it hit batter time?
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
God, I love the booos going towards BP
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
goddam it
Lay off the slider, bro!
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
This, my friends, is the sound of class.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Posited with no agenda:
Reds fans booed Yadier Molina similarly in the GABP series.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't get it...
it’s okay when we do it! :)
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Just like US foreign policy
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Was talking about the first pitch that he swung at
but yea, he is now
alright Brandon
this would be a great time for you to finally do something this year against the Cards
damn, that fork ball is killing BP
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
or whatever it is
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
"He's never swung the bat that hard"
ummm, yes. Yes he has.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
IF I was gonna hit BP< I'd do it now.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
I love thes boos.
Hey! Guess who’s self-conscious against Cincinnati!
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
finally didn't swing at that pitch
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
Marty seems to think that BP won't see a good pitch all series.
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
Jesus
Are they really talking high school football?
by bobestes on Sep 3, 2010 9:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Clinton Sparks needs a goddam cheeseburger
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
BP is a bit frustrating to watch here
he can’t do anything against the Cardinals and keeps making Votto lead off innings
I think someone unplugged something on the tv or cable thingamajig.
I wish I knew things so I could fix it. :(
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
(not that your TV doesn't work, that sucks)
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Yes and yes.
My roommates set up a new DVD player earlier this week, which is now not attached any more. I really do think there’s something unplugged somewhere, but hell if I know what it looks like.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
is it a box or direct hookup?
if box, it could be that the wire is attached to the wrong input. If it is just directly hooked to the TV you should try tightening it. Don’t really have any other ideas unfrotunately
Are you volunteering to come fix my cable?
If not, then… that’s sexist!
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Only if you're planning to patronizingly fix this for me
And while you’re here, you can replace the light bulbs I can’t reach.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Soon the Cards fans will all be too drunk on boxed wine to remember to boo BP.
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
fake bunt
into a swing and bouncer over votto into shallow right
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
"season ending concussion for LaRue"
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Arroyo brought his high school stuff tonight.
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
Having fun with google image search tonight
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Sep 3, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
I'm pretty sick of Bronson Arroyo tonight
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
shut it
cissy strut
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Garcia is 4-4 vs. Arroyo this year.
Good grief.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
The Reds need a Columbus FM affiliate.
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
they need more FM affiliates period.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
maybe after a playoff berth.
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
What are you talking about? 85mph fastballs are the cat's pajamas.
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
Did you read that article?
It was good!
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm heading home to watch the rest on DVR.
Go, Reds! They’re my favorite comeback team! :)
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
uh huh
uh huh uh hug
/lacure’d
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Sep 3, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
switched to the Meters
“here comes the meter man”
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
beatles may be on tap later
but its all funk right now
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
That bosnian chick :: puppies?
Yeah, thats Stubbs :: flying things.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
"Stubbs, coming hard!"
Being in Busch gets Keels all hot and bothered
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Good job defense
Now lets pile on the runs while they’re still feeling bad.
I'm sure you all know me.
nice inning
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
here we go
sophisticated cissy…get dirty
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
How do you 32?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
heat it up on a paper towel, then throw is on a bun with a slice of pepperjack cheese and give it another 20 seconds!
also, i counted. 32.
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
today the text poll for the yankees game was like are you and idiot or a bigger idiot:
who would you rather start: a player on a 15 game hitting streak…. OR a player who “owns” the opposing pitcher?
My AM Reds Radio feed just totally went out...
Not I have to be lulled into a coma by Paul Keels….
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
so was this rain delayed?
why is it so fucking late?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
what's wrong with your country?
being on diff. time zones and shit?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
+2 > -6
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
my favorite place to drink and drive
legally, may I add. You don’t need to tell me.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
normal time for me
if i had a team to watch…
wait I do, its the Cincinnati Redsssssss
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
nice hold up on that one
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
2 out walks haunt.
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
not as much as leadoff walks
but point taken
Walks in general haunt but thanks.
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
Yayyyy! I have TV!
Now the Reds can start scoring runs.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
I don't think I fixed it.
I think it just fixed itself. I don’t really know, though.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe it was a weather-related problem, then
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Perhaps.
We don’t appear to be having any weather here at the moment, though.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, why is MLB Network showing the Fox Sports Midwest broadcast?
That sucks.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
home team broadcast.
always.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Oh, really?
The few times I’ve watched, they had their own team calling the game.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
They do their own broadcast on Thursdays
Most all the time it’s the local feed they pick up
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Sep 3, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha! Lumiere Casino.
“Do you want to have an uncomfortable night gambling? Do you love transvestites? The come to Lumiere!”
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
You're so money and you don't even know it.
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
you haven't answered either of my questions, then.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
hooray baseball!
baseball hooray!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 3, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
HOLLA
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by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
honestly.
honestly.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
honesty gets you no where
look at Clements and Bonds
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I know its cool to hate on the Cards and all
but still:
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Sep 3, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like that jersey
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
ive always loved the cardinals perched on the bat
one of my favorite team logos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 3, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
The two birds on a bat logo is one of my favorites in MLB.
Right up there with the old Brewers logo with the baseball glove.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
me too!
and the funky shit the Expos did. that shit was funky!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 3, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd agree
mid 90s Brewers holds a place in my heart, though.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
It was intentional.
Said so in the magazine.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
that reminds me
some annoying guy on 700 was complaining about teh picture saying the pose was silly. I really like the picture
I went and got my copy
it was in the letters to the editor section and I totally breezed past that the first time I looked at it. I think it is neat that they recreated that image for Votto
I bet Cardinals fans think it's super neat.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
its kinda tough for Votto to live up to Musial
for me, Votto has his own, very contemporary, narrative to follow. I don’t think it was necessarry to get cute, now that I know they did. No matter how much I actually enjoy it, I think he needs to do his own thing.
That said, I hope my Mom bought + saved me a copy
/13-year-old’d
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
lol
yeah I agree. Musial is no easy act to follow and maybe it would have been better to make Votto do somethign entirely new, but it is still nice.
Well, he crossed his legs and looked at the camera.
Joey Votto’s no copycat.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
and he has his hand much more stylishly
placed at his waist and his shoulders look more relaxed. Now I will be looking for every difference until we start scoring runs
He's wearing a Reds uniform.
He’s exuding Canadianity.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah if I didn't know who he was
I’d think, “wow that guy is really Canadian” and then think “nah, he’s a baseball player”
Whoa. I had no idea.
but yes.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
They had that exact picture of Musial in the Joey issue of SI.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get SI over here, ma'am.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
that said
between the kodacrhome and the looking away from the camera, Musial wins.
He has a better jersey, ,too. The Reds need to go to double-piping at home.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Excuse accepted.
But I’m pretty sure most folks here have a copy at home, including me (even though the CVS by my work still hasn’t gotten that issue.)
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
i went to 5 different places before i found mine
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 3, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
My brother brought me a copy from Ohio.
But I did finally see one at Union Station.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I will say this ump is hosing everyone
on that outside strike call, so I won’t complain about it too much
This game is pissing me off a lot less
than it did in the early innings
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
and 3 outs by me
i have to pee
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
nice inning
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
Ha!
Really fast. Won’t happen. No. (Saved you a trip!)
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Cardinals always have guys that I just want to punch just by looking at them
Garcia joins that list
Consume excrement and expire......
Reds take the lead this inning. here we go!!!!
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
boom boom clap
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Double post!
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Nice double
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
Back from Dinner...a yummy repast of popcorn shrimp qand many beers at O'Bryon's
I stopped by UDF for a choc chip cake cone and am now settled in to watch the Reds come from behind and have their way with the Turdbirds.
Anything exciting occur in the posting while I was gone…I am way too ‘relaxed’ to try and read all that shit.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Is he relaxing, or having his way with that thing?
(the dog, not you Mads)
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
"...come from behind and have their way with the Turdbirds"
Doc…i guess that would be relaxing as well
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
That'd make my night more relaxing!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
ground ball behind the runner please
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
beautiful pitch to put on the ground to the right side
wtf was he thinking after the shit bunts?
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
C'mon Cairo
Keep this freak season of yours alive
K looking
sad face.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
bakards K
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont' want this to fall in his shoulders just yet
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
masset, rhodes
or chapman? well i guess get the feet wet then
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by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Stubbs for an infield single, anyone?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
METHODICAL LARUSSA IS METHODICAL
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
TLR is example #1 of why I don't
read books.
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
Hey, we chased Garcia
Good work
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Yay Garcia is out
Lets get to their bullpen
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
2 out squeeze make no sense
none
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
Especially with Stubbs at the plate.
He is a terrible bunter.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Told my STL buddy
If we are down a run when we get to bullpens, we win.
by bobestes on Sep 3, 2010 10:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Dusty is an interesting manager...
Stubbs as the leadoff dude…
Oh well…maybe he’ll light tower one
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Tell Boggs
you stick this in my ear and I’ll bite down so hard you’ll need a crowbar.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Sep 3, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
:-(
Shawshank Redemption
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I don't remember it THAT well
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Anyone else watching this game on mlb.com in SoCal?
Because I’m about to string Sid the Science Kid up by his ass and beat him to death.
by Obi Juan Kenobez on Sep 3, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
no
but do it anyway
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by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Every commercial break
This little, poorly computer animated little fucker with a goofy “little kid” voice shows me how to measure his room using units of Sid.
Apparently it takes 4 Sids to span the room.
They play this lovely shit twice, back-to-back, after every half inning.
I hate Sid the Science Kid.
I now even hate science, just by extension.
by Obi Juan Kenobez on Sep 3, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I kinda wanna see The Havana Heater vs Poopholes.
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
I just came back from doing so and it was an excellent move
I recommend O’Bryon’s Irish Pub.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Why didn't Boggs shave?
Is he not a team player?
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
poojols must like the feeling of the beard on his thighs
by Heeringa on Sep 3, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha i love the arbitrary assumption
that mitchell boggs is pujols’ bitch. I chuckled. You get a rec just because.
Stubbs...you've got to swing if its that close...
WTF – The Reds look intimidated by these bozoa…
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
err BOZOs...hasve another drunk
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
another situation where the K
killed the inning. Janish must move the runner over.
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
I am not all that fired up about bunting when the runner is on second and there are no outs...
I blame Mark Berry
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
I
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
think his job was to hit the ball on the ground behind the runner
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by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
He's the worst 3rd base coach in the history of all baseball at any level.
He just makes shit up, like having Janish bunt…
Berry pays absolutely no attention to Derron Baker.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Having your weak hitting 8-hole SS bunt when you're down a run
in the late innings with no outs and a PH coming up isn’t ludicrous.
It may not be ludicrous
especially since Janish can bunt.
But with a runner on second, I’d have let him swing. Especially against a lefty.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
brandon and joey need to combine for a 2 run hoome run next inning
to spite the cardinals fans, and also, to win
Christ, Randy Wynn?
What, is Mark McLemore busy?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Oh Christ, not you too Chris
We get it, STL has the best fanz in tha wurld
"Fuck it, we'll do it live."
nice inning
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by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
hoome run...the Irish Gaelic pronunciation
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
What inning did Heisey and Gomes switch?
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
I don't think they did...?
That sure looked like Gomes to me.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Keels'd
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too...
but Keels assured me it was Heisey.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
i assure you it's at least 8 inches
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I know there's the whole "Ondrusek is real" thing
but honestly, does anybody trust him against the meat of any order?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
No.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Keels not impressed with our fans there with "I agree with BP" shirts
I stand by my previous suggestion to Keels, that he should die
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
and keels over?
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on Sep 3, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"There goes my heart"
“out to deep left and yep, there it goes.”
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Sep 3, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hiooooooo!
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
He doesn't have to die.
Just going mute would work.
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I want to hear the game, just not Keels.
I just do not care for him at all.
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Just go back to Columbus
I really was hoping once NCAA football started he’d be done with his second job.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
I just got an idea
How many Reds fans do you think it would take to go over to GG’s house and get him to unretire? 100?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still blown away
the Injuns went 100-44 that year.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
tis true.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
i had forgotten that
i guess thats when they were considering using replacement players?
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
its ok
your shawshank reference went over my head. ’tis even.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
in 95 it is.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
don't they play 164 games?
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, since this ump is calling everything a strike,
why are we standing there looking at them???
I'm sure you all know me.
With Braves losing tonight
Reds are guaranteed best record in the league for another day.
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
That's great...
but I want a 9 game lead!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
cards announcers
“you just don’t feel good with this lead right now”
/giggity’d
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Scott Rolen is a man's man.
He knows his way around a Turkish prison.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
can we all stop fellating Rolen about the BB?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Stop talking Keels
must…… stay…. awake….
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
Nice job, Scotty
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Pretend it's May, and mash Mr. Gomes.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Sep 3, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Great Scott
Nice at-bat.
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Ugh, Jonny
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Ugh Jonny! Ugh Jonny!
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Still hurt
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
he said
He might be ready to play tomorrow.
(I doubt Dusty will let him, but maybe Sunday.)
Kinda strange how many side injuries the Reds have had this year. Cabrera, Edmonds, Bruce, and now Balentien.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
waiting to win it in the 9th
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
we need aroldis if for no other reason than to energize our guys
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
Worked the other night.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
professional at-battigan
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
how YOU doin'
/jch’d
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
ducks ducks
ducks
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by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
Goose?
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Sep 3, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that doesn't bode well
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by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on, this is a baseball blog!
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
you know who that moustache looks good on
Noone. Trust me.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Correct
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't seen it yet
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by BK on Sep 3, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
wrong
i rocked that shit my sophomore year of college. nobody messed with me.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 3, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I've toyed with it twice now
neither time successful
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I've tried to be Sam Elliot
unfortunately, never worked out as attempted.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
your first mistake
is thinking you can do the impossible. aim a little lower next time, chief.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 3, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
you have no idea how big my nose is
makes any kind of moustache an excercise in futility.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I choose this option.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
routine FC at the SS
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
i know, just getting a little frustrated...still think we have a shot against this bullpen
Consume excrement and expire......
Two words:
Ryan Franklin
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
WE CAN!
I’m shouting
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
YES
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Just not hitting their excellent
3 starting pitchers. At least not so far this year.
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 3, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Heisey, Janish and a PH
in the 9th I guess.
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 3, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
Jay said he didn't think he'd be able to play today
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
there's your PH answer
it’s gonna be CCM
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 3, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It's actually College Conservatory of Music.
But good call.
by the finest muffins on Sep 4, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I do not wanna see Aroldis Chapman here
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Sep 3, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
we wont
they’ll take it easy on him. two straight days pitching likely means two days off.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 3, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
that's cool!
whatcha drinkin’ tonight, boobs?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 3, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
pound cans are the best cans
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
woof. tough night huh?
i had half a bottle of raspberry lambic earlier and now im nursing a banquet beer.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 3, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
okay i have a debate w/ a friend
there are 24 oz cans and 16 oz 6 packs… we call the 16 oz’ers “pounders” and the 24 oz’ers “tall boys”…. this seems correct, no?
then what do i call 24 oz cans...
b/c i’m w/ you but you can’t have two “tall boys”
who died and made you arbiter of awesome?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
i feel a new threads coming on
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
there is ABSOLUTELY NO reason for this team to be beaten by St. Loser
I appeal to the Patron Saint of Losers
Saint Hurl
By your grace let us beat these assholes.
SAINT HURL
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
I don't understand the "Felix" part.
Otherwise, brilliant.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
tthe guy is a fucking loser Poodle...
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
by Madville on Sep 3, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Madville...please never change.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Why's everybody keep mixing me up with Poodle?
I mean I’m flattered, but what gives?
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry its the beer, dear.
It will never happen again.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
I think it's because
You’re both women who joined relatively recently.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
yeah the best way to tell us apart
is that Muffins has much classier posts lol. And I also rec all of nit-andrews posts because I love chimps
Muffins is the one who bakes a lot
You’re the one who wants to plunk Jayson Werth, just on principle. :-)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Poodle is the philosopher (represent!)
and Muffins is the dorky English major. that’s how i tells ’em apart.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 3, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
that is true indeed!
I’m working on a Philosophy Ph.D and I do believe that plunking Jayson Werth is a moral maxim that could pass the categorical imperative test.
Nietzsche would celebrate your exercising the will to power!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 3, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont know if i ever asked you this or not
but what is your core area of study?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 3, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry I missed this question
for me its actualy ethics and aesthetics but I’m very interested in philosophy of mind and,philosophy of history
excellent!
ethics is where it’s at. you’re doing the right thing!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I really hope Phillips gets over his hoof-in-mouth syndrome
If for no other reason than to shut up the Cardinals fans.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Sep 3, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
are they booing for JJ or Phillips
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
they would never boo their own guy....they are the best fans in baseball , right?
Consume excrement and expire......
not booing
saying JEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
They're awfully disappointed in Jon Jay's popped up bunt!
Awful lot of boos.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
"Best Fans In Baseball"
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know why commentators fail to mention that
a) the Cardinals have 10 World Series titles
b) 17 National League pennants
c) haven’t finished last since 1990
d) are nearly 600 games over .500 all time (even higher if you take out their uncompetitive years prior to the mid-20’s that nobody alive remembers firsthand)
Many teams would have similar fanbases if all these factors were present.
by Grahamophone on Sep 3, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
booing someone for making a defensive play is something I've never seen before
I understood all the booing up to now, but that is simple classlessness
i think it's hilarious
it’s like a Pavlovian response now.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 3, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Chaps or Masset
Masset i’d think here
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
double switch answers the 9th inning ?
CMM
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
New Catcher...is it the Corkmeister?
You know if Corky plays our chance of winning go up significantly
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Gameday is so screwed up
Seems to have lost track of the number of outs.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Drew Stubbs'd
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
/Travis Wood'd, too, I think.
Wow, our guys need to work on their math skills.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
rally threads time mods!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 3, 2010 10:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Nope.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Let's all get excited about a flyout!
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
WHOS READY FOR RALLY CAPS!?!?!?!
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Sep 3, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
I don't know what the hell that means...
but Imma go ahead and rec it.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
You are a strange, strange man.
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Whew! Thought Pujols got that
He used to punish high fastballs like that without exception, but I guess even machines get old
Heisey, Janish and Hernandez
I’d like to have seen Alonso.
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 3, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
CMM
is going to get this thing to extras, but it won’t be neccesaru because Paul is going to win this
Good job by M.Hound
I really miss Jay and Laynce….
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
by Madville on Sep 3, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I know you do Muffins.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
love it
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU MEAN FUCKING NOW
DOES THIS SITE FORGET RALLY CAPS?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Just remember...he'd throw it again!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
DOIN IT WRONG
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I LOVE THIS
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
CMMON JUAN
DESTRUCT SOME CHILDREN
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
COME ON, EL NINO DESTRUCTOR.
DESTRUCT THIS, NINO!
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
dang it
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
shouldn't even have tried a bunt, IMO
With the runner on 2B. I really didn’t see the point in that.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
ok 7
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
no one panic
seriously. oooh its 7 games. they have like 29 games straight. this is our division!
No panic. Just irate at a terrible call.
They’ll be fine, I absolutely know that.
by Craig Conrad on Sep 3, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
the strike 3?
it wasn’t that bad a call… as a fan, its really tough to sweat balls and strikes… just got to accept it
that was little league bad
the way he kept going farther and farther out with the zone. That last call was really just inexcusable, and he knows it
i usually agree w/ ya...
but i think that caught the corner. ump gave that pitch all night
I don't need you making excuses for me!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Douchebag Cardinal fan
fucking tagged me in a trash talking post 2 seconds after the game ended. Fuck them.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
see, whatcha do now
is you piss in a ziploc bag, and then freeze it lying flat in the freezer. let it freeze solid, then slide the piss sheet under his bedroom door.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 3, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
It should have taken you less than 10 seconds to drop a "scoreboard" on him
Or link him to the NL Central standings
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
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