2010 Game 134 Thread: Reds at Cardinals
by Slyde on Sep 3, 2010 6:15 PM EDT
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This series means a lot more to the Cardinals right now than it does the Reds. Basically, the Cardinals need a sweep. Down by 8 games with 31 to play (29 for the Reds), they need to make a surge if they want to get back in the race. The Reds, on the other hand, simply need to not tank. Playing around .500 the rest of the way pretty much forces the Cardinals to play their best baseball of the year. The thing is, I expect the Reds to play at least a couple of games over .500 the rest of the way. That is to say, unless the Cardinals get a sweep, this race is close to done.
Because of that, I expect the Reds to play much more relaxed this series than their last one against the Cardinals. This year's team seems to be one that can easily put the past behind them. I also expect that they learned a lesson in the last series, that they need to play calm. They've been much more calm in the last 3 weeks and it has showed in the results on the field. The Cards have some good pitchers going this weekend, so it would surprise me if the Reds win only one game, but I do not expect them to get swept again.
And hey, even if they do get swept, it's still a 5-game lead. Like we've been saying, it doesn't matter how they play against the Cardinals if they can beat up on everyone else.
Go Reds!
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Hey, what team has won 9 consecutive World Series games?
10/22/75: Reds 4, Red Sox 3
10/16/76: Reds 5, Yankees 1
10/17/76: Reds 4, Yankees 3
10/19/76: Reds 6, Yankees 2
10/21/76: Reds 7, Yankees 2
10/16/90: Reds 7, A’s 0
10/17/90: Reds 5, A’s 4
10/19/90: Reds 3, A’s 3
10/20/90: Reds 2, A’s 1
I'm sure you all know me.
I think the Reds have!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
I'm not sure that second-to-last score is correct.....
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I love open book tests!
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Cards have ZERO days off after next Thursday
Until Oct. 4. Then every day is an off day.
We have 2 in the final 10 days of the season.
I'm sure you all know me.
by Joe Public on Sep 3, 2010 6:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for
Until Oct. 4. Then every day is an off day.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
So I predict we win one game this weekend, but not the one you think
I think Bailey pitches lights-out on Sunday and the Reds beat up on Carpenter. Joey Votto will take him deep and stand and admire his hit a split-second longer than Carpenter thinks is appropriate, which will cause him to have an epileptic fit on the mound, throwing his glove and tearing his uniform, Old-Testament style.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
hope the all the gang is here tonight !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 3, 2010 6:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i saw one of those old jane goodall films last night
it was sad. all the chimps were being experimented on by scientists
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
On my way...you guys go ahead and have your soup
I’m having something a tad stronger
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
They have an arch cut in their outfield grass
The outfield which faces… the actual Arch. What a stupid team. Go Reds!
Via teh fay
Stubbs 8
Phillips 4
Votto 3
Rolen 5
Gomes 7
Hanigan 2
Heisey 9
Janish 6
Arroyo 1
WYSIWIG
Moderately interesting
That with the return of BP, Stubbs bats leadoff
by bobestes on Sep 3, 2010 7:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
sneak attack
i like that Phillips is back though.
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
DVR set.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
He must be coming back to do the pitching.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Sep 3, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HA!
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Sep 3, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
he's been out of the pen for orange county flyers...
did someone sign him today? or are we talking about another attempt next year…. i think the padres had him early this year, briefly
hmm ... thats interesting.
they have good pitching depth in the minor leagues. its not like they need minor league organizational depth
i'm with ya
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
teh fya
just posted about aroldis’ license plates: 101mph and 102mph… now he wants 104mph and 105mph. how baller is that?
as are most of his....
they are blog posts… speed has to be somewhat of a factor but most of them just take one read over to find them
well, 105MHP if you trust Fay's spelling
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
useful information and fya gold though
CUETO OUT: Johnny Cueto left the team to return to the Dominican Republic for a family emergency.
It depends when his family subsides, Dusty Baker said. We plan on (him starting Tuesday.)
If Cueto isnt back, the Reds could slip Edinson Volquez into that slot. Right now, Volquez is scheduled to start for Single-A.
RHODES READY: Arthur Rhodes is available to pitch tonight. Rhodes had been held out for three games with a sore foot.
CABRERA TOMORROW: Orlando Cabrera was activated Friday. Baker said he will be in the lineup tomorrow.
I always give them an extra when they say theyre ready, he said.
anybody warming up by watching venus take on the hottest tennis player from luxembourg ive ever seen?
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
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If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno, sometimes you got to go with the "hot hand".
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, a self-abusing masochist would just be an emo kid
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't think it's worth a shit either way
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
i got PTI from earlier....
i’m goin to US open next week though!
she looks better on tv than her GIS suggests
her name is mandy minella, though
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
Ok, Luxembourg girl is fine
It’s a shame she kind of sucks at tennis
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
What is her weak point?
Rallies along the baseline? The drop shot? Or does she just suck at balls over her head?
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Amazon
thinks I should buy this book. (Lord knows why.) Apparently, the Cubs have a cookbook.
Ted Lilly’s recipe is kinda funny. It’s the only thing my dad can cook. “Egg in a frame” – a piece of bread with a hole cut in it, and an egg fried inside.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
my dad
Apparently saw someone make it on TV, way back in his newlywed days. He thought it was so cool he actually made it. He can’t make anything else. I don’t think he could even figure out how to cook ramen.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
OK, let's get this series started
What’re we drinking tonight?
And go Reds! They’re the favorite team of a number of individuals, including myself!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
I'm close to that.
I’m drinking Miller High Life. Mostly because it was $7.99 a 12-pack of bottles.
My posts should be pretty incomprehensible by the end of the game.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 3, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
This is why I love RR
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey sully good to see you back at RR
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
heineken and jagermeister
took a different approach tonight, as I’m generally a high life guy.
oh, and go Reds!
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
24 oz cans of coors.
$1.25 @ my bodega. in nyc, thats cheap!
Heading out for a burger and a couple of Coors light right now...
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
It works!
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Careful, one of your Coors Light bottles is not cold
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Goddamn it ...
Fuck me.
I am calling Mr. Coors personally about this shit.
thanks for the update BK – you are the man.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Mads looking in mirror
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
It doesn't matter how old you are
Yoohoo is goddamned delicious
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Yoohoo is naaaaaaaaaaasty!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
WHAT?!
You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 3, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as they don't serve Yoohoo, I'm in!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
this is correct
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
You're a wise man, Feltersnatch.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Sep 3, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
giggle giggle
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Sep 3, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yogi liked it.
But he doesn’t like it like he used to like it.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
"Chocolate soft drink"
definitely never thought of yoohoo that way
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
How would you describe it?
Certainly not chocolate milk!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Imitation-chocolate flavored water.
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
this is also correct
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
"Nobody drinks it any more...
They’re always sold out"
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
by JasperRed on Sep 3, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
When I see your handle, I think
DAMNED TO FUCKIN’ HELL
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
As (I think) Grooveleg established earlier
It apparently means Down to fuck Hoes
"Fuck it, we'll do it live."
Bud Select
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Diet Coke
/12-stepped.
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
My weekend got fuxor'd: or how I stopped worrying and learned to love the Reds
Planned to go see my brothers in Cincinnati…both are having to work, one going to NJ.
Backup plan never came together to go to St. Loser for a game. Had a place to stay lined up, but couldn’t get reasonably priced tix.
One brother says he’s off now, so Cincy trip back on. 
Call today and he’s on call for the weekend and thought likely he’d be called in. 
Now the inlaws are going to visit us this weekend. Coming up from Memphis tomorrow.
My brother calls me again this evening, and says he’s not answering the phone and come on up.
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Cherry Hudson Jr.! Cherry Hudson Jr.! Cherry Hudson Jr. with a baseball bat!
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
honestly, he seems like such a nice guy
its too bad hes so moronic
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
If that drink is cyanide.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Sep 3, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/JimJonesKoolaid'd
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
So gang what is the latest on Jay Bruce.
I have been to busy to keep track of his situation…is he out for a while or what ?
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
They say he's doing better
But not quite ready to come back….and with Garcia on the mound, why rush it?
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Sep 3, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Day to day...
to day to day…today? No, not today.
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
what the fuck is this?
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Aperently that is the 'Situation'
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Cards fans are classy
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Sep 3, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions
Wow, the only thing more douchey than a soul patch...
A soul patch tattoo.
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
/crystalmeth'd
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
oh boy, keels and welsh
must be close to game time
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions
Bats scored 6 runs in the first
Single for Sappelt, double for Cozart, Dorn walks, triple for Frazier, Costanzo walks, home run for Griffin.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I love me some Frazier...I hope he gets his chance sooner than later.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
I wish they'd play him sometimes at third base.
Just in case.
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed.
You Rolen’s back is going to keep him from playing a full season next year and Scott ain’t getting no younger.
Frazier is skilled enough to play there.
Yonder in left and Todd at 3b…by 2012.
Both these guys can hit.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Anybody have one of these 'supercoolers'?
I can’t see it being worthy of 80 of my Federal Reserve notes
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:05 PM EDT reply actions
That and the Mighty Bite commercials make every FSO broadcast for me
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Go Reds...
This is not the time to get even remotely overconfident.Winning 2 out of 3 is imperative.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
I'm going to be happy...
to not give up any fucking 4 RBI hits this series. WTF was all that shit about?
But you are correct. No time to get complacent. It is the Cards, so we’ll be up. And throwing the same 3 pitchers again, I like our chances.
Predicting Bruce PH HR tonite.
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree I dont want to see
the team phoning in this series. Fay, Morgan and Day are all acting like it’s ok to lose, I don’t feel that way about it
I want my new phone to get here!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
LG Ally
I wanted a smartphone, but I couldn’t afford the Droid at this point in time. I’ve got a friend with one, and I think it’s a pretty decent phone.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
LG Ally (THE BP model)
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
by Madville on Sep 3, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
It's time to start pulling out the rec's I see
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice. I have the original droid and fucking love it
I have it rooted (hacked), though. I forget what its like standard but with it rooted if my two year contract was up I wouldn’t upgrade.
I love the Android software, I think it's great.
I would have gotten an actual Droid phone, but having been working only about 10-15 hrs a week for the last 4 months and trying to pay school bills, the money is less available than I would like.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
It's supposed to be on MLB network
At least in some parts of the country
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Sep 3, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
So maybe find a bar
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Sep 3, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Any chance we see the shin-tap?
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Would he?
maybe that’s why he’s in the 2 spot tonight
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Did he only do that leading off?
Or was it every first PA?
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
I've never noticed anyone else.
But I don’t really pay attention.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Yeah, I really don't know
but, I only noticed it on leadoff
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
But they're buddies
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Boooooooooooo
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
It's more like
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
and now...
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Keels really pisses me off.
Muted
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
"Best Fans in Baseball"
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Best fans in baseball!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 3, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
sMarty is saying that the Cards fans boo BP, but they'd happily welcome him to their team.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Sep 3, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
zing
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha! So true.
They’d take him over Skippy Schumaker any day.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
And that 3 of the 4 umpires on this crew are the ones who were there for the brawl series.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Of course, the same probably goes for most Reds fans and Chris Carpenter.
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
we all just root for laundry...
unless its jim edmonds. fuck jim edmonds
Yeah, but on our team, the players would tell Carpenter to STFU if he spouted off.
Essentially, he’d be forced to be classier.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Sep 3, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
In mirrors the rest of us trust.
good god
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
"Best fans in baseball" is a standing ovation for BP's strikeout
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Keels with the slightly sarcastic mention of the
“Best Fans in Baseball!”
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Marty said it was an un-St. Louis reaction.
Whatever that means.
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Somebody check Marty for Alzheimer's.
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
HOLY FUCKING SHIT PAUL KEELS
YOU DID NOT JUST CALL THE CARDS FANS THE BEST FANS IN BASEBALL SERIOUSLY. DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE YOU FUCKING MORON.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
I detected some sarcasm in that statement.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
I honestly don't think so
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
youd feel bad if he died in a fire tonight
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on Sep 3, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well yeah
He’s probably staying at the same place as Chris Welsh, and I like him
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't hate Keels, but I really hope he is not back next season.
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Keels might be OK if he watched 5 years of baseball games before he tried to call another game.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Don't forget ugly
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 3, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
You spelled best in baseball wrong.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Sep 3, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
that start was not beautiful
2 strikeouts? I know Garcia is good, but I’m getting tired of seeing our players play so badly against him
im with ya
chin up
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope Brandon Phillips makes a great play to rob Pujols of a hit.
Then gives a little wave to the crowd as he goes in the dugout.
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Looks like Badroyo showed up tonight.
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Is this the Shitroyo game?
At least we’re getting it out of the way
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
The technical director (aka the switcher) must be having a tough time.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Lets hope in our Hearts that he doesn't get Clubbed tonight.
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by RedsMasochist on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hope he has a good night on the Diamond.
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by ZJiff30 on Sep 3, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and knocks down this House of Cards!
by Red_Poodle on Sep 3, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Canasta!
Am I doing this right? (Just kidding. Recs all around.)
by the finest muffins on Sep 3, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
chin up
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh...
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
That's gonna hurt in the morning.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
And here we go!
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Definitely not intentional
I bet they throw at us though
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 3, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
In the Pujols
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
yeah, not good
and definatly not intentional, but….
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Are we gonna get beat to a pulp this series?
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 3, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
I hope it's not broke.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
1-1 odds
Phillips gets drilled sometime this game
"Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head off if you're wearing steak on it."
unfortunatly
someone prolly will
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
You KNOW it will be Brandon
I’m surprised he at least didn’t get an inside pitch his first AB
"Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head off if you're wearing steak on it."
HBP
Did that piss ’em off?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Time to get Maloney up throwing.
Or else i might be throwing up.
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Never seen something like that before.
Holliday got hit in the hand and his vagina started crying.
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
Get the sand out of the gina-cat, Holliday.
"Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head off if you're wearing steak on it."
moist
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Not good to start this series this way
Wanted to step on their throats and rip off their heads
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 3, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions
Only down 2-0
Let them settle down a little before the panic sets in
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
Nice catch, Skip
"Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head off if you're wearing steak on it."
Ooops
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions
I was about to say
we need Gomes this series
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by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions
Lotta new peeps weighing in tonight.
Must be Chapmania!
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
Watch your mouth, sweetheart
"Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head off if you're wearing steak on it."
Gomes should not really be starting anymore
but we don’t have much of an option right now. I like him, but he is not helping us much anymore
Had to turn off TV announcers when they started kissing the Cards' fans' asses.
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
The only football game on is Arizona at Toledo
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
no baseball here tonight
Both the Yanks and the Mets had matinees. It just ain’t right. Who do they think they are, the Cubs?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
yeah, i need to change something up here
TV muted, going for some funk music
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by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Funk is second best thing on the planet.
1st is boobs.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
baby Jesus
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 3, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, you gotta be kidding
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Ridiculous
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
I love playing the Cardinals.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
well this game is quickly becoming over.
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 3, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
Bronson cannot pitch to these guys
we can’t afford to have the bullpen destroyed so we need to take the loss and h needs to take a huge ERA hit
or the offense shows up?
maybe….maybe…
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