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A Clinchmas Story

Hey, I wrote this poem as I was processing the unbelievable fact that these Cincinnati Reds are going to be playing postseason baseball for the first time since 1995. All the pain of being a Reds fan is lessened tonight, and this is a poem of celebration.  Enjoy.

Twas the night that we clinched, and all through the house
not a creature was stirring (’cept Hunter Pence, that louse)
All the kids and the grownups at GABP
were waiting to see what the inning would be.

When up to the plate strode the mighty Jay Bruce.
And right in that moment, my mind saw the news.
The ’Stros brought a lefty, but Jay Bruce just smirked,
Stepped in to the box, and he went straight to work.

He swung the bat hard, so fast and so quick
That I knew in a moment in the stands it would stick.
He raised both his arms and he ran with a smile
And Joy rose in Cincy that had been gone for a while.

Marty was happy, and so was son Thom.
Even Jim Day and Pic were enjoying that bomb!
The Fireworks, how bright! The crowd, O how Merry!
For such a great season, an appropriate cherry.

So thanks Aaron and Bronson, Brandon and Scott.
Thanks Orlando and Joey, the whole stinking lot!
And I heard them exclaim as they rode out of sight
“Merry Clinchmas to all, and to all a Reds' night!

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