2010 Game 157 Thread: Astros at Reds
by Slyde on Sep 28, 2010 5:00 PM EDT
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It's hard to believe that we've only got 6 more of these bad boys left. Where has the time gone?
I haven't done squat today. Some of that is because I've been taking care of a 2-month old, but part of it is also because I am terribly excited about tonight's game. I don't know for sure if the Reds will win - Wandy Rodriguez is a tough pitcher to beat - but for some reason, I feel very confident that we'll be celebrating tonight. It just feels like the right time, you know.
There may be some power issues at the ball park tonight because Edinson Volquez has been lights out since returning from the minor leagues at the beginning of the month. In his 3 starts since going down "to work on some things," Volquez has pitched 21.2 innings, struck out 23, walked 7, and allowed just 10 hits and 4 runs. If the Reds get a performance like that out of him tonight, Dusty Baker should be fired for letting him pitch 21 innings in one game!
If you are at the game, come over to sections 144-145 for the Reds TweetUp. If there happens to be a reason to party after the game, I hope to see you there. It's a night we've been looking forward to for 15 years. Hopefully the Reds will come through for us!
Go Reds!
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IT'S CLINCH TIME PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 5:01 PM EDT reply actions
CLINCH WHAT THOUGH? WHAT POSITION IN THE STANDINGS?
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
MY RECTUM!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
then its good to be first, not last
im gonna take a quick nap until we get closer to things, yall.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
See ya in a little bit, sunshine
BTW, I’m totally impressed by your dedication.
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
well shucks
turns out I can’t sleep, anyways.
And are you telling me you wouldn’t do the same thing if you were 7 hours away but with an internet connection? If your last memory of the Reds in the playoffs was your dad telling you, “It’s ok what happened in the NLCS, at least we swept the Dodgers.”?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Oh, I'm with ya
I’ve been 6 hrs the other way and gotten up early to watch football and basketball and the occasional baseball game.
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
I'm not going to rely on this being a usual thing
I will celebrate 2010 like I never heard of 6-year-free-agency
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Let's Go Redlegs!
Continue the winning tonight and don’t let up until we have a new WS banner in left field! (Or at least make it to the NLCS so I don’t waste a $3 service fee!)
We need to win 4 of the last 6
To reach my preseason prediction of 91 wins.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Sep 28, 2010 5:13 PM EDT reply actions
I guessed 90 myself
I also guessed WC instead of division. I didn’t realize how bad the division would be. :)
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
we can thank the Cardinals for that
It’s still pretty mind blowing how much they’ve sucked.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Sep 28, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
WC = World Champions ?
I’ll take it
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 28, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's go into this thing face first!!
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
It seems my long state treasury department nightmare is finally over, yay!
Come on Reds, make this an EVEN BETTER day!
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
So, this whole clinching thing would be awesome tonight, Reds...
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
seriosuly
I won’t be able to do this twice.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
why do i keep scheduling meetings during important reds games?
i’m a fucking idiot.
Joey Votto is my MVP.
by justin007000 on Sep 28, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Screw it, I'm outta here
I can’t chance not being home for the first pitch, and I need to stop and get beer.
I probably won’t be in the thread tonight, so I fully expect to greet fans of a division champion in the morning!!!
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
Fuck it, you've convinced me
I was gonna hang around til 7:00 to get the cheaper train home, but that’d make me miss the first hour of the game. It’s worth the $5.45 fare.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 28, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
great, my video card is messed up
this game could destroy my eyes. and totally be worth it.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Sep 28, 2010 5:54 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Really?
They pretty much have to be in.
I don’t have much need for them (aside from nights like this) but they have to be in the Hall.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Sep 28, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
merry clinchmas, everybody!!!
amidoingitright?
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
How the Clinch Stole...
I’ve been thinking about this all day and haven’t come up with anything.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 28, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sitting watching this game with a tub of peanut butter in my hand
so you could say The Clinch stole Fitness
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Sep 28, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm rec'ing this simply because I totally imagined you dressed like Judd Nelson from Breakfast Club
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I was going to do a photoshop of that
but my GIS made me find 5 simple reasons why its good that StL will be crying tonight.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
and ain't no one gonna fault you for that
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
you won't fuck us over
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Lineupses:
Stubbs
Cabrera
Votto
Rolen
Gomes
Phillips
Bruce
Hernandez
Volquez
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
looks like the bad guys brought out their off-day lineup today
oh wait, I guess thats their usual lineup
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Hey now, lets be fair
Kep, Pence and that Johnson rookie are having good seasons
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Kep continues
to have the lowest .291 besides Norris Hopper
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
How dare you invoke the name Norris Hopper
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Keep it down
Kepp’s got a righteous and angry bb-ref sponsor:
You can’t throw that weak-ass s**t to JEFF KEPPINGER, bi**h!
I held it like an egg
and he scrambled the shit out of it
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Good evening Misters and Missuses at GABP, and all the Reds in the dugout
-Walter Clinchell
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 6:54 PM EDT reply actions
So, 75% chance we clinch the playoffs tonight
Scenario 1: Reds win and Cardinals win – CLINCH!
Scenario 2: Reds win and Cardinals lose – CLINCH!
Scenario 3: Reds lose and Cardinals win – Magic Number remains 1
Scenario 4: Reds lose and Cardinals lose – CLINCH!
this reminds me of the Ndamukung Suh offense
First down: QB draw. EVERYBODY DIES
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
there's something incredibly bad ass about that
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty much.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
bah! ten minutes to game time. I'm freaking out.
please sweet baseball lord let them get this done tonight.
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 6:58 PM EDT reply actions
I really don't want to complain tonight
but why does Brantley’s shirt have a 1930’s collar?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
"these are the best kind of butterflies" - Brantley
WHERE DOES BUTTERFLY EXPERT CROLFER COME IN ON THIS DEBATE?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I'll play your silly game
because it was his dads
2010 Central Division Champions, Your Cincinnati Reds!!!!!!!!!!!
Any reports from the stadium
are there a fair amount of folks there?
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:03 PM EDT reply actions
Jason "Running Dog Lackey" Bourgeois
is about to lead off in the Red’s clincher.
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
by Unmitigated Audacity on Sep 28, 2010 7:06 PM EDT reply actions
I'm really sketched out by mlb.tv right now
that said, the running dogs of houston will bow down to the Red machine this eveinng.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
yeah no shit, its one minute til game time guys.....
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
the playoffs are just a song away
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Reminds me..
..of this quirky Aussie oldie.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Sep 28, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
LET'S GO
BOOM BOOM FUCKING CLAP
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions
fastball, changeup, slider
boom.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
and already I want to punch Brantley and tHom in the face Stooges style
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:12 PM EDT reply actions
/facepalm
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Volquez has mental talent
he can kill a yak, from 200 yards away.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I'm so looking forward to TBS announcers in the postseason
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
mmmiiissster aaannnddeerrsoonn
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
hesitation by Volquez, Pence beat him out to the bag
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Volquez was a step slow in getting to first
Pence can’t even lose correctly.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
giddy
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
what happened to Michael Bourne, anyways?
or is Bourgeouis just the Bourne’s Irish passport?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
now DONT bunt
Still pissed at Dusty for that nonsense on Saturday
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
light tower speed!
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Yes SB!
Now why couldn’t Dusty have dialed THAT up on Saturday?
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
ummm uhhh
way to move the runner to third!
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
why would you even take the bat off of your shoulder
Wandy can’t find the strike zone
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:26 PM EDT reply actions
If there's anyone I want swinging
It’s Joey Goddamn Votto.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 28, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
True, just not into a double play is all
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Ya mean
Joey Fucking Votto!
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
by cesarhernandez on Sep 28, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Get those nerves in check Joe....or extra desire....
the playoffs are your showcase.
I do not like pickles.
If he bids within $100, he gets both showcases
by Brendanukkah on Sep 28, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
they should nueter that dirty old man...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 28, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
LEAD!
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
I'll take it!
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Actually it wasn't a bad bounce
A good 1B makes the play.
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
by cesarhernandez on Sep 28, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Wallace has been awfully underwhelming so far,
no?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Rolen Reds
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
by Unmitigated Audacity on Sep 28, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
we're gonna set a record for exclamation marks used tonight.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
It is so so telling of the difference between 2009 and 2010
that Rolen would get someone home on an E5
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Sep 28, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Actually i think it was ruled a hit
But it shouldn’t be….a good throw (or catch) and he’s out
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
by cesarhernandez on Sep 28, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
nope,
it was an error :-(
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
There was an error on the scoreboard going to commercials.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Sep 28, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
they gave it a single
and then Rolen went to second on the error
by AB on Sep 28, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently Brantley knows exactly what tHom is going to say always
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, it's always bullshit.
It aint hard.
I do not like pickles.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 28, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I prefer horse dookie
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
also ironic
because I’m having trouble trying to sleep
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
At the end of the night, we'll be on our own
Here we go.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 28, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I played that song for a summer camp talent show about 10 years ago
I have fond memories for the camp counselor who told me, “that was ok, sure, but it didn’t require any talent.”
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
That's why they're my go-to karaoke band
by Brendanukkah on Sep 28, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Who ya talking 'bout, Willis?
I’m intrigued.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Sep 28, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
DUH DUH, DUH DUH, DUH DUH
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Mine is Engelbert Humperdinck.
No shit. Nothing breaks up a room like “After the Lovin’”
I do not like pickles.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 28, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Pops..
I love you so much that the sound of your voice can get me high.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Sep 28, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know that my chest hair isn't sayin'
anything neeeeeewwwweeeewwww.
I do not like pickles.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 28, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
copyright pending
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
/Gets back to work
//Turns on At-Bat
///Sees live look in of Rolen’s run-scoring error
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions
goddamnit, don't give it right back
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:33 PM EDT reply actions
double 'em up!
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions
why does ocab play so close to 2nd...prior play seemed like a double play ball off the bat
he leaves a huge hole at short
It's because of his HUGE range.
I do not like pickles.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 28, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, my feed froze as Wallace swung
I was like, “Straight to short, probably two.” Nope.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 28, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
he is a huge hole at short
/fixed
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
by cesarhernandez on Sep 28, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
tHom has a good point
where would the Reds be if they could have 2009’s september instead of 2010’s?
Oh wait, that makes no sense.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
DOES NOT COMPUTE
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm trying to write a thing up about clinching games for the Reds
but can not focus on it all.
2010 Central Division Champions, Your Cincinnati Reds!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey everybody!
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Sep 28, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions
Are you the real NL Central Division champ?
by Brendanukkah on Sep 28, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
No. I'm Jason Castro, who just drove in a run.
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Sep 28, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
he's mental
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
that #tweetup looks like soooo much fun
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Hernandez just went full Ross.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
GREAT THROW GOMER
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:38 PM EDT reply actions
that sucked
terrible 0-2 pitch, lousy throw to the plate
2010 Central Division Champions, Your Cincinnati Reds!!!!!!!!!!!
I wondered what happened to Castro after he quit singing
2010 Central Division Champions, Your Cincinnati Reds!!!!!!!!!!!
Somebody hold Justin back.
I do not like pickles.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 28, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
hitting 8th and .205
but killing the Reds
2010 Central Division Champions, Your Cincinnati Reds!!!!!!!!!!!
SHIT BUCKETS
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions
man, the Reds are getting out-Reds'd
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Volquez is horrible coming off the mound defensively
2010 Central Division Champions, Your Cincinnati Reds!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought Rolen was overly aggressive there
that wasn’t a suicide squeeze. the runner on third just went as far as rolen and he was halfway home when the ball was hit
by AB on Sep 28, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
welp, way to give that run right back plus one more
fucking christ
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions
Now for a nice crooked number.
How about five runs this inning?
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Sep 28, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions
fuck it, howabout 8
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
a couple of observations from that half inning
Ocab plays way too close to 2nd…he cost us a double play and eventually 2 runs. CMM is not very athletic at the plate…Gomes throw wasn’t perfect but CMM made no attempt at putting a tag on or getting himself in better position for a tag.
Come on
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 28, 2010 7:42 PM EDT reply actions
H-BP
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Sep 28, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Now no GIDP.
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Sep 28, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
ok, Hova
lets see the red sea out in RF part
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
/mix'd prophet'd
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
oh, COMMON
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Ah well crap.
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Sep 28, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions
great...just great
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions
he's turning into a stubby Lance Berkman
and Wandy is a lefty OSwalt.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
kla;fj
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:47 PM EDT reply actions
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO SWING ON THAT PLAY
to make it harder for the catcher to throw?
What is this, coaches-pitch little league?
I'm sure you all know me.
1,2,3 third, Volquez
no more fucking around
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:47 PM EDT reply actions
Ok.. on the count of three
Deep Breath…. hold it, hold it…. let it out slowly…. ahhh there ya go. We’re going to be alright.
2010 Central Division Champions, Your Cincinnati Reds!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I'm okay, it's just...the mlb.tv commercials have really started to drive me insane
a full season of this shit has officially destroyed my brain
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions
they have to be better than all the political crap that is on now
2010 Central Division Champions, Your Cincinnati Reds!!!!!!!!!!!
so if good things happen to the Reds tonight
will Morgan be naked in the clubhouse again?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
He already is. Just hangin' out....so to speak
I do not like pickles.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 28, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Little Joe flappin' like a chicken wing
by Brendanukkah on Sep 28, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
recs for both of you....
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 28, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Or a turkey leg....I hear little Joe aint so little.
I do not like pickles.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 28, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
No, but Arthur Rhodes will be.
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Sep 28, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
only when he's done with your wife, my wife
and everyone else’s wife.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
He can flat out walk.
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Sep 28, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lollerz
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 28, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
how hte hell does his changeup move like that?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
and that was a completely different changeup
who the hell has two changeups that do two different things?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
nice pick up hernandez
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 28, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, it's hard to clap when you're typing with your thumbs.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Sep 28, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
what's the sound of 8 fingers clapping?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
/RavenRiley'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
So quiet you can hear a magic number drop
by Brendanukkah on Sep 28, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I liked it
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 28, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
blink. blink.
oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh.
my dumb.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Riddle me this Jeff Brantley
If you claim that you should never get beat on your 3rd best pitch, would you then advocate never throwing it at all?
I do not like pickles.
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
The same thing...
Would apply to your second best pitch, as well as your best.
If you never throw a pitch, you will never get beat.
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Sep 28, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Strange
The only winning move is not to play.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 28, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I prefer global thermonuclear war.
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Sep 28, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but then you could end up married to this
Stick with chess.
I do not like pickles.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 28, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
thoughts on Ally Sheedy?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Ewww
I’ve never understood the appeal.
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Sep 28, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Not sure there is one from a male perspective.
I do not like pickles.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 28, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
definatly not from a Real Genius perspective
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 28, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow, Zach Braff looks so young
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
HA!
I’ve said it before, but the chick in Real Genius reminds me of Daedalus.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 28, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, she was workable in LA Story.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Sep 28, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
you're killin me Smalls
just throw the ball
2010 Central Division Champions, Your Cincinnati Reds!!!!!!!!!!!
Bruce?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
i have to vote for the Bruce game ender
but I like all the outs against the opposition
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 28, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
you only get 27 of 'em.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
remind me?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
yeah, pretty cool
I mustve missed that one live.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Stubbs!!!
Light tower leap!
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
STUBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 28, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions
Stubbs.
Very nice.
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Sep 28, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions
Where is that guy that doesn't like Stubby?
2010 Central Division Champions, Your Cincinnati Reds!!!!!!!!!!!
OBC2?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
no, the one who really rips on him Rifle something
2010 Central Division Champions, Your Cincinnati Reds!!!!!!!!!!!
traded to the Brewers
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Sep 28, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
so can the Reds get GG
at CF, RF, and 3b? Maybe 2b also?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Stubbs doesn't hit well enough to win.
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Sep 28, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
no maybe about it
BP has earned a GG more than any Red player this year, the maybe will be Joey at 1st
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Adrian or Albert will get the GG
most likely Albert
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Er, correct.
No flash. Just solid.
I do not like pickles.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 28, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't follow much outside of Cincy
but I’d be hard pressed to find OFers with better reps than nos. 6 and 32
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Pence might be in the running
as will Carlos Gonzalez
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
To the George Grande clone machine!
My guess is only BP gets it. Zimmerman will get 3B. Don’t think Stubbs or Bruce gets the requisite pub.
all night
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 28, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
How many times do we see it?
Great catch then a K!
I do not like pickles.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 28, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
ok Reds. stop fucking around now.
Wandy didn’t come to lose, he came to fight.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I thought Encarnacion went to Toronto, not Houston.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I loved EdE
but I’m pretty happy with how that trade went.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Remember when the Reds seemed to have figured out that they don't have to swing at everything Wandy throws?
Well they forgot already.
by Brian B on Sep 28, 2010 8:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
WITH THE LIGHTS OUT, IT'S LESS DANGEROUS!
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions
First time the ump has called that a strike...
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
yes. yes he is.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
nice Fisk impersonation by Lando
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I'm going to break into hives for fuck sake
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
oh I remember them
they had that one song.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
where they introduced the metric system in time?
I liked that song.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
Metric is for communists.
Hate to say I told you so.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't lie, you love to say it.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
What is this...
Some kind of moment of Zen enlightenment for him?
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Sep 28, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
A ribs epiphany.
I do not like pickles.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 28, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
The wife has 'Baseball' on PBS
Walked by and just heard “The Pirates’ young talented left fielder…”
(It’s gettin good.)
Yeah, I'm looking forward to watching that later
Even if the only gigantism is about Bonds, and not Griffey’s jaw.
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