Red Reposter - Haiku
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 28, 2010 10:40 AM EDT
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PrintFan's banner is set
Champagne is chilled, bated breath
All that's left is one
Arroyo, Cueto
Wood, Bailey, Volquez. Who goes?
Anticipation
Votto MVP
Humility fuels desire
Team is important
Reds in the playoffs
opponent is still unknown
Last weekend is key
Red young men played well
Eyes squint, future looking bright
Hat tip RML
National writers
Witness the awesome presence
His day is coming
Shutdowns/meltdowns rate
Reds as average bullpen
Kenny Powers waits
Rob Neyer: smug prick
"Chapman may not last", he says,
Pissing in Wheaties
'merica's sports scribe
Sees Ichiro as Ryan
Counting and counting
Young Angel weeping
Justice is swift and hearts mend
Rest in peace, Nicky
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really?
I just knew this was a RijoCasey production.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
this is so awesome
always down for some haikus
you deserve a rec
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
agreed. Well done, Chuck.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
i got a kick out of "'merica's"
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 28, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a great term ...
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
good ol' area code 260.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 28, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep, nothing quite like NE Indiana.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Uhhhh ... I'm pretty sure that's Fort Wayne's area code
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
i know
you said “nothing quite like NE Indiana”. and i encouraged you to visit SE Ohio, where my mother (and most of my family) lives.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 28, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
One of my good friends is from Wheelersburg
We had a contest one day to see who was from the most podunk town…..I won by a hair, which impressed the hell out of me in a bad way.
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
i throw down the guantlet
this is the closest civilized settlement to where i grew up.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 28, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, my "hometown" doesn't have a Wiki page
Here’s the map though. Mason, KY. My dad’s house is across the road from the lake you see. Ash and obc have been there, they can vouch for the middle-of-nowhereness. :)
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
i think you got me
though it is the middle of nowhere, Marietta is only 20 minutes east and Parkersburg is 25 minutes south. those are hardly beacons of Western Civilization, but at least they had multiple bowling alleys.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 28, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair, there's a "general store" real close to my dad's house
You can get gas, food, guns, lumber, lawnmowers, clothes, fertelizer, etc. there. It closes at 7:00 PM or so though, and if you want to see a movie or go bowling you’re looking at a 30 minute drive minimum.
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
Driving through Parkersburg on 50
all I could see were strip clubs and pawnshops.
Aim for the head baby Jesus
That sounds like a cosmopolitan urban center to me
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
gotta pay for them lapdances somehow !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 28, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Throw in some tattoo parlors and it sounds like the outskirts of a military installation to me
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
yeah it aint no city of a thousand lights or anything like that
but it is an “urban center” of over 50K people. my only point was that im sure Mason, KY isnt close to anything like that.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 28, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
The closest "city" is probably Florence, KY
Which is probably about 30,000 people or so and about 35 miles away. :)
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
I feel ya on the 'civilized settlement'
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
Oh, I got it now. Okay. And yes, I've been to SE Ohio. No thanks.
Why do you think I hate Athens so much?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
obc2?
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by Slyde on Sep 28, 2010 2:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
pfff
Athens is the Big City! the first time i went to Athens on a school trip i was instructed by my dad to keep my wallet in my front pocket.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 28, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm aware. I just hate the place.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
i have some good friends who live and teach there
it aint so bad, really.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 28, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I just hates the town.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
man i love OU...
it’s a shame though. i was a huge drinker/smoker in college so my only memories of OU were driving there and back.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
I hate that place and that town. I also think the Halloween
Party is WAY overrated.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, well..
you’re not eating the right mushrooms.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Sep 28, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
you wouldn't if you got laid every time you went.
LIKE ME!! HIGH FIVE, BRO!…….bro?
is there a reason?
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
A reason I don't like it?
Many. I hate frats and it’s a huge frat party. That’s not my kind of a party.
Also, I just don’t think it’s that fun of a time.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
bummer.
yeah i’m not down with the whole greek thing either. it’s odd because i’m about to marry queen of sorority-ville but i never saw the appeal of greek life nor did i hang out with any brosephs.
still, OU ftw in my opinion.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
Not me.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Some of you people have too much time on your hands. Nerds!
Great work, Chuck. :)
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
heh
this actually took far less time than writing the eloquent prose of a regular reposter.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 28, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm all filled with culture
And very much appreciate the lovely nod to Nick Adenhart.
Finally, if you will permit me, I'd like to make a comment which in my mind, is indicative, perhaps, of the greater significance of football and sports emphasis in general in this country, and that is, I thank God I was warring on the gridirons of the Midwest and not on the battlefields of Europe. Nile Kinnick, 1939
I was all filled with culture once, a dose of penicillin cleared that right up ;)
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
by jch24 on Sep 28, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But penicillin itself comes from a fungus, so you're doin alright, I reckon.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
I liked Pos' article, but I don't think the Ichiro/Ryan comparison is that great.
It works if you’re looking at it a certain way – but if you deviate from that a little, it’s pretty obvious that Ichiro isn’t a one-dimensional player the way that Ryan was.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
Agreed. But Poz even admits that at the end with this paragraph (it also sums up why I love Ichiro):
What I do think is that Ichiro Suzuki is one of most dazzling and unforgettable hitters I’ve ever seen. I get a jolt every time I see him step to the plate. And of course, here we’re only talking about his hitting — he’s an amazing base stealer and base runner; he’s an awesome outfielder with a terrific arm. I love watching Ichiro Suzuki play baseball. He’s a first-ballot Hall of Famer, no doubt in my mind.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I wonder what his numbers would be like with a legitimate home run/power threat?
I mean, I guess he’s had Beltre and Griffey here and there… but not necessarily in their primes.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
yeah, Russell Branyan does not a legitimate power threat make
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
first Haikus, now Yoda's!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 28, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
so long as jim day stays away from impersonating said jedi master
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
yes, please.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 28, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec him.
Warm summer air lifts
Skies ablaze with new colors
Red birds leave their perch
by Fat Vegas Alan on Sep 28, 2010 12:00 PM EDT reply actions
Joe Nuxhall Ford Frick
It has to happen someday
Why not this year? VOTE!
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by Slyde on Sep 28, 2010 12:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Nuxy's trailing Tom Cheek (whoever THAT is) by nearly 90 votes!
Vote, you miserable bastards!
by Brendanukkah on Sep 28, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Um, I don't think Joe is worthy.
He was a very likable fellow, but he was not even a GOOD broadcaster.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Sep 28, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
He's better than some of those boobs on there.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's my reply to Chuck
Haiku
Gesundheit
The dead bird laying in the snow.
"Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
Yoda.
I was expecting Funkdoobiest
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I still prefer the
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Mobile rec
OCab still at short
Janish can’t hit his damn weight
Hurry, Hamilton!
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Sep 28, 2010 1:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Dear Wandy Rodriguez,
please don’t ruin this for us.
thanks.
-Us
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions
I hope they play Jay
and that he slays the 1 for 17 dragon.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 28, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
impeccable logic haiku
Slyde’s book is released
Reds win the damn division
Hey Slyde: write more books!
nice
In Redleg nation
Correlation, Causation
Are the same damn thing
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
by nycredsfan on Sep 28, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Today!
We Coped With Corey
Patterson and T-Virus
We Are Entitled.
by FordhamRam on Sep 28, 2010 2:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
A Decade of Crap
Milton, Ortiz, and Claussen
This year is our year
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I saw "A Decade of Crap"
and just assumed there’d be an Elizardo reference.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 28, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Neyer is an idiot
That post was retarded. His main point is that the Reds paid 30 mil for him and have only gotten 10 and 1/3 innings for it so far. I’m struggling mightily to figure out how that’s a relevant argument for anything.
oh…..uh…I guess I meant to write:
Rob Neyer is dumb
his post lacks any substance
ESPN blows
by pack_fan on Sep 28, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Midgets on TV
Enough already cable
We get it they’re real
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions
I did not see that. I don't have HBO :(
I was more referring to all the awful reality shows right now.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
And HBO will have another midget
in the spring when “Game of Thrones” with Peter Dinklage starts
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
by cesarhernandez on Sep 28, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
My favorite haiku!
Sometimes seventeen
syllables isn’t enough
to express a whole
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
by jch24 on Sep 28, 2010 2:33 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
btw ...
Young Angel weeping
Justice is swift and hearts mend
Rest in peace, Nicky
very well said
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
Pretty fucking cool
I hope the Reds clinch tonight
Refridgerator.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Sep 28, 2010 3:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Just saw Hunter Pence walking down Vine St
drinking a Starbucks beverage. I bet it was a skinny, low temp, pumpkin spice, white mocha with sprinkles.
Watch it, ass blood.
are you sure
he wasn’t ringing the bells in the tower on Plum St. Synagogue?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Make that a soy, and that sounds amazing.
Hunter Pence is my new favorite coffee drinker!
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
by andromache on Sep 28, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Love it. This made me laugh out loud.
My theory is that when people speak with scorn towards indulgent coffee drinks, they are often telling you exactly what they like.
(Pretty much the same thing Chris Hitchens was getting at in his column’s second paragraph today :)
Which reminds me… Nick Foley (yep, that Nick Foley) wrote a weird piece on Tori Amos. It’s the kind of thing that irony-seeking rasslin’ fan/music snobs would enjoy. And I know we got those here at RR.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Sep 28, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I like my coffee black as midnight on a moonless night.
Watch it, ass blood.
by -ManBearPig on Sep 28, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Same here.
And man, oh man, do I love coffee.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Sep 28, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I like my coffee like I like my women...
slutty
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Sep 28, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
black, ground up, and in the freezer here
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
piping hot and loaded with cream
/ravenriley’d
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I like my men like I like my coffee.
Misogynistic and addicted to the internet. :P
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
How YOU doin'?
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
Just to prove my point
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
by jch24 on Sep 28, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
*slow clap*
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
The inquisitive dinosaur is a nice touch.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
I thought so too, which is why I shamelessly swiped it :)
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
Ahhh, so you prefer Folgers then?
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Pff, the discerning lady baseball fan internet goer prefers Maxwell House.
You know, good to the last drop.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
HEYOOO!!!
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
drunk, sloppy and foamy
What, I like Irish coffee.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
/Kevin Eubanks bass slide
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes it sucked. But it didn't Leno suck did it?
Well fuck.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just psyched that people on this board get that joke
as I use it at work and get blank stares in return
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
It didn't Leno suck, it more Fallon sucked
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Ouch. That's a kick in the nuts.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
like Chock Full O' Nuts?
/symmetry
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh...
The Nick Foley that’s Mick Foley? That Nick Foley?
by Brendanukkah on Sep 28, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that one.
I’ll forever mess that up.
Just when I thought I was done messing that up.. old Mick is back in the news.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Sep 28, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Irony seeking rasslin' fan/music snob that I am
I enjoyed that.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 28, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Soooo ... Culver's has a pumpkin spice milk shake that tastes just like pumpkin pie and Cool Whip.
I am going to get very fat and turn orange.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Cool WHHHHip
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah?
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
by andromache on Sep 28, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
AHHHH!!! MY EYES!!!!
/washes out with battery acid
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd. Nicely done.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Stupid SBN.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Stupid SBN.
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
Stupid SBN.
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Stupid SBN
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd. Nicely done.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd still hit that.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Sep 28, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
yup
she is the perfect inverse of my wife. i am endlessly fascinated that such a polar opposite could exist.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 28, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Inooks Scrabbles?
What is that, biblical?
by Brendanukkah on Sep 28, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
It's Native American...
They’re a tribe just south of Alaska, that live in caves rather than igloos.
She can probably fit two tribes in hers
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
sounds fantastic
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Feel like dancing when you come home but you’re afraid you’ll wake your battle axe?
by Fat Vegas Alan on Sep 28, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
We're a year early
A new dynasty takes hold
Bye, whiny bitches.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
If anyone is coming downtown for the game
stop in to the Bistro (413 Vine St) for Home Game Happy Hour featuring Bells Oktoberfest, Great Lakes Nosferatu, Dark Horse Boffo Brown, and Souther Tier Harvest for $3. Plus a contender for best burger in the city. Plus my bitter ass will be bartending. Anyon that comes in gets a Mr. Redlegs has a Posse sticker that my friend screenprinted.
Watch it, ass blood.
Burger looks yummy
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
Homemade bun
Candied bacon, aged white cheddar, duck egg aioli, and heirloom tomatoes. Served with pikles okra and duck fat fries.
Watch it, ass blood.
well fuck me running
the hot wings I’m having for dinner just got kicked in the ding ding.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 28, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn. Now I want to go.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Those are all $3?!
The fuck am I still living in this stupid town for?!
by Brendanukkah on Sep 28, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
MVP haiku
Joey Votto Jo-
-Eh Votto Joey Votto
Joey Votto, Yeah!
by riverfront76 on Sep 28, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
sounds like something from Fox in Socks!
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 28, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone know how to post a picture from Facebook?
My friend made this image and screenprinted some stickers of it.
If anyone knows how feel free to put it up as a fanshot…
Watch it, ass blood.
email it to me and I'll post it for ya
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
Nobody reads FanShots
But I posted it for ya anyway. :)
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
by jch24 on Sep 28, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's creepy and awesome at the same time.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey MBP ... is there anyway us out-of-towners can get ahold of one of those?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I suppose I could mail one to you..
or you could print the image on sticky paper. They arent very fancy or shiny.
Watch it, ass blood.
Oh, duh. Of course. I'll do the sticker paper thing.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
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That’s not that creative a sticker …
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
GO REDS!!!!
I say 20 runs would make my clinching day amazing.
Who's that?.........It's Bill Bray,cant you tell?........Oh the sideburn, highsocks guy, right?.....Yea.
I'm assuming you want the Reds to score 20 runs
Or you really don’t appreciate good pitching and defense
Man.
I ate ribs on Saturday night, and on Sunday I had to clinch to prevent 20 runs.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 28, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec the man!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 28, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah
Fuck it, I’m Irish:
There once was a bat so loud,
it made an old river town proud.
It cracked when he’d wield,
a smoked shot to left field,
a Vottosmash fit for the crowd!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 28, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
clinch clinch clinch clinch clinch
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 28, 2010 4:22 PM EDT reply actions
Marty will proclaim
“This one belongs to the Reds.”
And all will be right
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Sep 28, 2010 4:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
NLDS schedule
Anyone know how the post season schedule is set. Does the top seed, likely the Phillies, get to pick if they want to play Game 1 on Wednesday or Thursday, since the NL’s Game 1s are split up?
I seem to remember that happening last year in the AL.
And I am assuming the Reds, unless they are facing SD or SF will get stuck with a day game on Wednesday or Thursday. For me, leaving work for a day game is easier on Thursday than a Wednesday.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Yep, and the Phillies have already chosen Wednesday.
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
by cesarhernandez on Sep 28, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh they have?
So there is no chance the Reds play on Wed.? That is good news (for me at least).
And probably a wise move for the Phils, since whoever they end up playing will likely be battling until the end and won’t benefit from an extra day off. Bad news maybe for the Reds.
But either way, it’s the Post Season and we’re here.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Reds could play the Phillies I believe
If the Braves are the Wild Card, and the Reds end up with a worse record than the West champ. Probably not likely to happen, but there’s a change.
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
by cesarhernandez on Sep 28, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Good point.
But I am thinking that SF and SD will beat each other up and Milwaukee will help the Reds get that No. 2 seed.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Holy shit they won
I can’t fucking believe it
Holy shit they won!
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by Slyde on Sep 29, 2010 5:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
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