Game 152, Thread 2: Yonder Alonso was last seen heading to the basement with Dusty and a cask of Amontillado
Edinson Volquez is sharp as balls tonight. Jim Edmonds hurt himself on a home run trot. Chris Dickerson's defense has been suspect. And Yonder Alonso can't get playing time for love nor money. Reds lead, 4-0 in the top of the 4th.
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Trivia answer...
Staub, Morneau, Votto, Stairs, Bay…?
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 21, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
that makes 6 then.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 21, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
oh shit, nevermind
Rusty Staub is New Orleanian…cajun French, not Canadian French.
Fuckin’ Welsh. Dern.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know what the question is. But Stubby Clapp is canadian!
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
5 Canadian born hitters to hit 30 HR in a single season.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 21, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
unfortunately no.
He, Freel, Eckstein, Denorfia, AAAAAron Miles, Jeff Treadway, Craig Counsell, and Randy Ready have a hell of a softball team in Dallas though.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Somewhere, Yonder and Janish are playing catch.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Heck, Valaika may join them soon.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
yep, in Florida
after we trade them for Hanley.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 21, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
El Nino Destructor
I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah. I was going through the roster, and he was the only one I couldn't account for
Process of elimination +1
Bloomquist has a better chance of getting in real games than catch w/Janish and Yonder
I bet they bully him and don’t let him in and call him Wee Willie B
i thought the title was gonna say ..
… last seen heading to the basement after having his stapler taken away by Lumbaker
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
Oh, I see what you did there
I am a dumb.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
it woulda felt good to be a gangster
instead, you’re just an idiot.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
it's ok .. i should have capitalized the B in baker
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
Lumbergh
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
dammit
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
have you seen my stapler?
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 21, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
If I say yes
will that keep you from putting strychnine in the guacamole?
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
Solid.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Yeah, he is looking way better than I'd have expected
I wasn’t anticipating getting any help at all from him this year. Great to see some ace-level stuff.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Game 152 tonight
season has flown by. anyone going to another home game this season?
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
nah, I have school
I was able to travel to Ohio this year to see the series against the Royals, well, at least I got to go there. HBU?
"Tilt your head, OGC. I do it alot :)"
Yeah, I was thinking about this earlier today
We’re almost done with the season. I was kind of looking forward to having my evenings open up again, but it still snuck up on me.
And YES! I’ll be going to a home game! Game 162 against these here Brewers to thank the boys for a dream season.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
nice!
i got ducats for game 161 early, early on for me, ash, bk and than.
good luck on fan appreciation day. hope you get a Wire to Wire book!!!
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
I already have one :(
Personalized and signed by the authors!
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
need to get the 2010 Reds roster to sign it also!
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
not a bad idea
the Reds faithful bought that book long before the team got to first place this season.
everyone with a first edition gets its signed at Green Diamond!
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
Pardon my ignorance
But what is Green Diamond?
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Eyewitness report, and whatnot
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 21, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Rather studly.
He’s deserving of some arguably homosexual man love right now.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Can we rest BP already???
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
by Unmitigated Audacity on Sep 21, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions
Yonder
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
by Unmitigated Audacity on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Valaika for 2nd
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
by Unmitigated Audacity on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I was yelling at Dusty in my mind
not at you
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
by Unmitigated Audacity on Sep 21, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
He'd have welts all over his body
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
by Unmitigated Audacity on Sep 21, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently
Votto’s absence does not make Dusty’s heart grow Yonder, but I need to say Cairo has done great again. He already has an RBI
by Red_Poodle on Sep 21, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
well played
after we seal it up this weekend, we should expect to see the scrubs quite a bit next week.
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Yonder wouldve hit a homer
Cairo has been great for us this year, he helped us win like 10 games which is great for a bench player. Is there a stat for production off the bench or fill in roles that increase win pct.
"Tilt your head, OGC. I do it alot :)"
per Frangraphs
Cairo’s WPA/LI is 0.91, where 0 is average
For the record Votto leads the league with 6.11
by Grahamophone on Sep 21, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh
I was going to look it up. Thanks. Cairo, again, has been great. And Votto of course would lead a statistic like that.
"Tilt your head, OGC. I do it alot :)"
where were all you bastards for my attempt at a WPA discussion?
basically considering the (lack of?) merits of this guy’s arguments against using WPA
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/tulos-wpa-and-the-mvp-award/
I actually read that earlier today
what’s your handle at Fangraphs?
by Grahamophone on Sep 21, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
with Edinson's performance
one could send out the Louisville Bats lineup tonight
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
Fuck biology?
Because I have a Biology test to study for tomorrow.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
that's five syllables
unless you have a funky accent
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
Bi-o-lo-gy
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Shit.
I forgot that fuck is only one syllable.
I must reconsider.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
The fact that you forgot...
would mean you had previously thought upon this, and would therefore be able to remember. That’s downright humorous.
Fuckin biology
how does it work?
"Fuck it, we'll do it live."
by DTFH91 on Sep 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
by models...
Do you mean models or models?
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
Nicely done.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a Biology Test today
my teacher said that if we got a 75 it was great.
"Tilt your head, OGC. I do it alot :)"
What were you doing, identifying bones in the hands and feet?
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Sophomore Biology
We were just doing the first 2 chapters on molecules and bonds and a bunch of that fun stuff.
"Tilt your head, OGC. I do it alot :)"

"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
OMG
I remember that weirdo. She followed me around for two weeks. It was worse than Elmo whacking me in the head or Dora leading me the wrong way when the right path was clearly to the right.
"Tilt your head, OGC. I do it alot :)"
I first found out about this thing
on a past Talk Like a Pirate Day.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes indeed!
I’ve been pleased to find various Great Lakes Brewery beers on tap at an increasing number of DC bars.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't been paying attention...
did Edmonds seriously injure himself on a HR trot?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
he hurt it on the swing
watch the replay
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Just listening on radio
And started listening after he got hurt. You may be (but probably aren’t) surprised at how much I fake in the game recaps.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
goo
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
in that case
very impressive
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it was a pre-existing condition
His Achilles has been dogging him all season.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Unclear how serious the injury is.
Or did you mean were they serious in describing the cause of his injury as the trot?
Oh, it was an ambiguously constructed question.
Actually I intended neither of those, but instead to convey incredulity at the situation.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
It's astounding the way they play against crappy teams
And yeah, we’ve scuffled a lot in September, but the Cards have absolutely imploded. So, so great.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
And they're still pretty good in big games.
They’ve killed us head-to-head this year but haven’t taken care of the bad teams.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Really extreme playing to the level of their competition
A winning record against winning teams and a losing record against losing teams. And when you play most of your game against the losers of the NL Central, that’s a problem.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The Bengals have this problem but it's not as severe.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
they don't even have a picture for Heisey
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
They're recycling pictures
He’d want it that way.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Unless someone like him cares a whole awful lot
Nothing is going to get better. It’s not.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Edinson looks like the Game One starter in the postseason
then Bronson, followed by Cueto.
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
Bronson will start Game 1
Dusty will bow to the veteran and his veterany-ness and playoff experience.
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
by cesarhernandez on Sep 21, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Arroyo is still the Game One starter.
Dusty is Dusty. If Coco is still the closer, Arroyo will stay as the Game One starter.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
I don't think this is necessarily bad.
It’s like in go tournaments, when you drop your best player into the 2nd or 3rd seat to guarantee that win, especially if you know beating the other team’s top player is going to be especially hard.
Go tournaments=golf tournaments?
If so, that makes sense.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Go, the Japanese board game.
It looks like Othello, but much harder. Black and white stones, big board, etc.
But yes, any such tournament where teams of individuals play head-to-head but team totals matter in the end.
wow.
You may be the biggest nerd here. I mean that as a compliment.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
On RR the biggest nerd gets all the girls.
The imaginary RR girls, that is.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Hey, there are real RR girls!
They’re just smart enough not to want RR guys.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
First you get the recs, then you get the power, then you get the imaginary women
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hand in hand
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
is it anything like 4chan?
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
There is one thing I miss about Eric Milton not being around anymore?
Every fifth day was filled with Office Space-hilarity.
Definitely not worth the shitty pitching, however. …That’s all, just thinking and typing.
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
you mean you don't miss paying 11M+ for a guy who never had a winning season with the team?
Whats wrong with you?
There's a lot wrong with me, but I'm not that crazy.
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
Like wearing an OSU shirt in Champaign.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I am that crazy.
I was also wearing my Reds hat. I got more dirty looks that usual.
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
You are awesome.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Have fun. It's a blast.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
True. Lets go with something that actually matters
Like $25.5M over three years for -1.3 WAR. Thats not a dash, thats a negative sign. $25,500,000 for a guy with an ERA+ of 77
Gosh, Eric Milton was awful.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
miller lite sux
it’s all about the high life
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
Can you believe people are texting their vote for that?
by Brian B on Sep 21, 2010 9:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Same people who call-in to WLW after the game.
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
This awesome game by Volquez was predictable
since I decided to play Cueto instead of Volquez this week.
by Brian B on Sep 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I'll text "3"
tastes like piss
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
by cesarhernandez on Sep 21, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
An "in honor of Miller Park" text poll should really have included Corky Miller somehow
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
I love that.
It’s perfect!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
I can't take credit, that was all him.
He finishes his tweets with it.
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
Oh, I know...
I laughed my ass off the first time I saw him do use it!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
bring in teh big guns to face the....
wait, the 9th hole pitcher spot?
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Our magic number is gay?
Not that there is anything wrong with that
I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Or Al Oliver
I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, I like Al Oliver!
He’s a real decent fellow.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Or Curtis Goodwin
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 21, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
He could really grab a handful of balls, eh?
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
by Unmitigated Audacity on Sep 21, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
In more ways than one
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
by cesarhernandez on Sep 21, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah ah ah!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate Adam Rosales, quit bringing him back!
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
by Ash on Sep 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yep, that's a rec.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Coffey time!
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
by Unmitigated Audacity on Sep 21, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
Bases slammed
with Volquez and BP due up. O well…
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
by Unmitigated Audacity on Sep 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
Bases loaded for Volquez?
Awwwww yeah.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
His name is Robert Paulson
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 21, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
cmon bp. If there is a time to break out of a slump, it sure as hell is with the bases loaded and Todd Coffey pitching.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
In Milwaukee....
put one on the slide again!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
That simply has to have been planned.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
saw on the other thread
people wondering why is there no hate on heisey….my response is if stubbs get slack he should too….
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
He's gritty
I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
stubbs?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Heisey
I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
You just read the entire other thread?
I respect that.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
TLR'd
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
by Unmitigated Audacity on Sep 21, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Mmm, two pitchers
Reminds me of watching football at the bar.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
shit BP
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
BP Fail

I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Good grief.
Nice pitch, Todd Coffey.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
You know you're kicking ass when you can strike out with 2 outs and the bases loaded and just smile about it.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
You know who sucked? Phil Norton.
Yep.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Alex Avast! isn't bad, either.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
how did edmonds hurt himself?
the swing or the trot?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Damn French
I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
This has been bugging me for awhile
Cardinals fans refer to Pujols, Rolen, and Edmonds as “MV3” for their 2006 seasons. Which is just an awful nickname. So I would like to suggest to them that this year they have Carpenter, Rasmus, and Molina – “The Human Caterpillar.” And the Pujols is implied.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Goddammit, don't bring that shit up
Now I know what my nightmare is going to involve tonight. Fuck
I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was Human Centipede ... or am I missing something?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck you SBN.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck, you are right
I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Dammit
Yes, of course you’re right. I am a dumb.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was Human Centipede ... or am I missing something?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
There should probably be three of these
Given the discussion topic.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Good point.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
on the swing you could see him grimace
but it didn’t show up till he rounded third.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
They're saying swing.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Fashion plate that MArty is, he should know

I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's a color rendidtion:

If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Volquez walks the leadoff guy
ruh roh
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 21, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
TRADE HIM
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Sep 21, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
can we get hamilton back?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
i'm for that
I like Volquez and all, but…
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 21, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Hamilton has two broken ribs
We’re winning the trade!"
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
how long is he out?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Unsure
Possibly for the rest of the season.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
for real?
i wanted to see a ranger vs reds ws!
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
you just might
The Rangers seem to be doing just fine without Hamilton.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
No one who trades Hamilton wins the trade.
Unless you get Prince Albert even up and the Cards pay his salary.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Who has two thumbs and doesn't want to go back to work after recovering from surgery tomorrow?
This guy.
If anyone gives you any guff
“Oh YEAH?! WELL I JUST HAD A VASECTOMY!” SLAM!
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Two on nobody out for the beer drinkers
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 21, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
Miller Light Home Draft in my fridge today.
Very niiiiiiice.
by Craig Conrad on Sep 21, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Two out of three aint bad
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Aroldis Chapman is pointing and laughing at that 96 mph fastball.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
beer drinkers
offering 2 for 1
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
and hell raisers
offering lottery tickets for an ass beating
I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?
by supergrover on Sep 21, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
It's probably time to get someone up in the pen
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 21, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
I just stopped in for a second to see FIVE
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
You know, Wisconsin is famous for beer and cheese.
So most people love Wisconsin. I hate beer, though.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
I like to eat a brick of cheese and a box of prunes
And let them battle it out in my colon
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But you like sex on a bed of greens
how does this make you feel?
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
by Unmitigated Audacity on Sep 21, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
and sausage
Don’t forget the sausage.
A friend of mine from Milwaukee always brings cheese and sausage when she comes to visit. One year she brought a sausage shaped like a football and cheese shaped like Brett Favre.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Did she toss the cheese to catch it in her mouth
But then you caught it in yours instead?
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Alternate response:
And a box of prunes with a picture of Osi Umenyora.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, is there a game afoot?
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
by Unmitigated Audacity on Sep 21, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
67 pitches, 46 strikes
Who are you? And what have you done with the REAL Edinson Volquez?
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
what happened to twitter?
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
There was a bug
that allowed people to include javascript code in tweets, which would then propagate itself through other people’s tweets if they used twitter.com.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
It got twitterpated

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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, they finally fixed the vulnerability.
It kind of took them a while though.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
they called him

i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 21, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
let's win today
so i don’t have to see bench’s gd uni on the front of red reporter.
I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?
You'd rather see BP's?
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
by cesarhernandez on Sep 21, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
he’s current and not as, incredibly, self important
I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?
by supergrover on Sep 21, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
i think bench is much more smug.
I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?
by supergrover on Sep 21, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
to be fair, Bench has more reason to be smug.
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
Mike Schmidt has more reason than bizzench
and he isn’t smug
I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?
by supergrover on Sep 21, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
don't get me wrong, I'm not his biggest fan either
I was just saying, of the two…
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman

I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?
by supergrover on Sep 21, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually I've already found the picture for No. 4
And it ain’t BP….
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
by cesarhernandez on Sep 21, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
Put this celebration up
I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?
by supergrover on Sep 21, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions

I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?
by supergrover on Sep 21, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
HAYSOOS!
Voltron will be unstoppable if he can command that curve ball consistently
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
Volquez is still 1 runner past the minimum...
Too bad it was a run. Hmmm…that means that through 6, the Brewers have left nobody on base. Weird.
I suppose they won’t let him go 9. Oh well.
The Phillies are on some kind of roll
Hopefully we can avoid them in the playoffs
"Fuck it, we'll do it live."
Maybe they will move to the American League?
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Or their entire starting lineup will be stricken with the Bubonic Plague?
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
According to GameDay
C-Dick is back to his old ways… “Chris Dickerson left the game due to an injured leg”
by wishfuldrifter on Sep 21, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
He really is hell bent on trying to convince us that we got the better of that deal, isn't he?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
I reiterate:
Scott Rolen: Winner
Don Blasingame: Loser
Joey Votto: Winner
Chris Dickerson: Loser
etc.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
they told him
“Top that!” and he thought they meant Edmonds’ leg injury, not the home run.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
shit
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
Tying run at the plate
yes I would get someone up now, Dusty
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 21, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
Jesus tHom, get off the fucking ledge
Two minutes ago, you were ready to give Volquez the Cy Young.
And Welsh calls Volquez “the veteran” now.
by Brian B on Sep 21, 2010 10:16 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
suddenly he is fapping over volquez
while still tasting the vomit he just had in his mouth over the same pitcher
I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?
by supergrover on Sep 21, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
If he's only good for 6...
I can handle that. It was just amazing how he was mowing people down for the first 5, thanks in part to awesome defense.
Like father, like son
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
"it's gone completely awry!"
Well, I would tend to think you could say that after runs have after scored. Until then, it’s only moderately bad at worst.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I have been watchin ghte game tonight with Fabulous Mrs. Madville
At one point the FMM turned to me and said: “Don’t these announcers ever just announce the game?”
I replied “Nope”
FMM: “I wish they would shut up especially Marty’s son. Did he used to play?”
I replied “Nope”
FMM “Then why does he act like he knows everything in the world about baseball, is he a respected analyst ?”
I replied “Nope”
FMM " Do you like him?"
I replied “He can fucking blow me”
FMM " I’ll take that as a nope".
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
by Madville on Sep 21, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
rec'd every time, Mads
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
by Ash on Sep 21, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mads, I love you.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for blowing my cover
I’m trying to look like I’m paying attention in Corporations and this ruined my otherwise stoic and studious face. Rec’d, even though its already green
NICE!
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
shoooweee
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
just in time
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
Ahhh
Cmon Voltron, dont you hate when you get a haircut and your shirt itches
"Tilt your head, OGC. I do it alot :)"
I just realized that we need many many many runs..
AS Coco may be called upon to close this game.
And despite his recent good showing I don’t trust him as far as I can throw Prince Fielder.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
no doubt
I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?
by supergrover on Sep 21, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
FTH was that?
Who dresses up as a banana to go to a ballgame?
I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I took it, but I think it was on his camera.
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
it's milwaukee .... what the hell else are you gonna do?
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
So...the Braves seem to have just opened up NLDS ticket sales on their website.
Do they refund convenience fees if those guys don’t make it?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I guess I figure that if they make it, they'd be the wild card, right?
So they wouldn’t have home field advantage and their first home game would be Sunday.
Then again, there’s a good chance they would be playing the Giants anyway…
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Wagon back out for the 8th
Huh
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Voltron out there again
kinda surprised
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
Still under 100 pitches
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
damn, still dealing
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
this will probably be his last inning
since Coco is “teh closer”
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 21, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
He does cause my sphincter to close up
Every time he pitches
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
There can only be one

I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
The Highlander was a documentary
And the events happened in real time
by ams78 on Sep 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd hard. There can only be none!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
You just mixed ATHF and Sealab, douche.
FAIL FAIL FAIL
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
To clarify, it's in both, "There can be only none" is from Sealab
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
Yeah, you gotta turn in your nerd card
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Farney loses his nerd card, not you
Just to clarify
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I suck at replying today
Constantly hitting the wrong message
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, I probably have the biggest comic book collection here.
/Nerd brag’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I know I did. I was looking for a photo of Sealab and hit post. I FAILED HARD.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't that dude manage the Red Sox?
Grady Little, right?
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions

I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
As do I.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
But I do have my Squidbillies. God I love Squidbillies.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
not optimal, but I'll take the rest of it
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
tHom, Chris Speier was NOT an "outstanding" player
Career OPS+ of 88 = not outstanding
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
Thom thinks he is a historian/analyst/journalist
b/c Marty has been around forever
by Grahamophone on Sep 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
However, Fangraphs reveals 36 WAR for Speier
not too shabby
by Grahamophone on Sep 21, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not saying he sucked
I remember him, he hung around a long time because he was a decent SS with a not-horrible bat, but “outstanding” is laying it on more than a little thick
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a Lions fan
You get to enjoy the Packers
by Grahamophone on Sep 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
We have to eliminate the Cardinals! Important work to be done!
C’mon, you understand, right?
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
that's right, you tell em Ash

If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
i like cardinal glick better

i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 21, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
x

It was a great selection of awesome.
by battlekow on Sep 21, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah, and if they looked like that, I'd still be Catholic
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
if they looked like that the catholic church wouln't be in so much trouble
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm afraid the guys abusing altar boys
Wouldn’t be swayed by a couple of titties
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
They sure do
I just watched “Bitch Slap” last night. Lucy Lawless and the chick who played her Xena sidekick were nuns in that.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
/booooiiiiiiiooooooiiiiinnnnnggg!
Over the other chick not Lucy Lawless.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
You should see the three main actresses
Never have I seen as much cleave in a movie.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, but is is there nip?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Kind of amazingly, not from the three main actresses
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
So you're saying there IS nip just not from those three ... interesting.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
There he is!
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Only if you take Edmonds back
"Fuck it, we'll do it live."
by DTFH91 on Sep 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
C'mon, didn't you watch the 3rd inning?
At least your guy homered before leaving with a hamstring injury.
It was a great selection of awesome.
No.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Also, I think a better Poe reference in this case (from my perspective) is...
“The Masque of the Red Death”
It was a great selection of awesome.
Sorry, dude
Thanks for winning a couple against St Louis. We owe you one.
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
Reply fail
I am an idjiot
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
idjiot? is that sweedish?
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 21, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
one too many "e"s
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 21, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I used to live in Madison...I never hear that spoken.
Well it is prolly Coco time – should I stay or should I go?
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
But if you stay it could be double
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
minor nit
if you stay they could hit a double
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
were you here for the 9th last night?
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 21, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Give him a break, he was tired
He had to break out of the box Dusty had him locked in
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
When's the last time BP hit a homer?
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 21, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
his 2nd tonight according to thom
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
two in a single game!
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
No, because he's been hot
But he kinda got me over it with that at bat.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
what happened on the triple?
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
lined hard down into the right field corner
weeks, may have had a play at third, but he didn’t handle the cutoff.
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
bp rounded first, headed to second, then slid into third
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing exciting Caleb
Bp hit the baseball real hard. And then he ran all the way to third base, real hard and then he imitated Pete’s head first slide.
Now he’s waiting for his testicles to come back down after he slammed them into the base on the ridiculous slide.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
by Madville on Sep 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
that might be the best recap of a play in the history of RR
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
I love you, Mads.
Seriously. Adopt me. You can be my crazy dad.
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
I'd rather him be my crazy uncle. Uncles let you get away with more.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
8 pretty good innings by our 3rd playoff starter
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
And here we go
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Nice of dustbrain to send up Yonder against the fireballing lefty.
Good for the kid’s confidence.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Hart grounds into a few dp
now would be good
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
anybody up in the pen?
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Tying run in the hole.
Hmmmm sounds dangerous…
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
what about Ryan Howard?
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
by Ash on Sep 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BOOM! Rec'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
It's important for the Brewers to always have an outfielder who looks like the Packers quarterback
Geoff Jenkins was Favre’s security double, but Braun is kind of effing things up by being almost as famous as Aaron Rodgers.
It was a great selection of awesome.
What a douche.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
not good CoCo
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
no Bohica, no Bohica
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
CoCome on
I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
Okay, I need the Braves to win a few so they can be the wild card
and for the Reds to finish with a better record than the NL West champs…
so that I would then have tickets for one, maybe two, Braves-Reds playoff games.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
it's like i'm watching the implosion of danny graves all over again
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
those were dark days
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 21, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
what was the on-field delay?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Dusty arguing the HBP
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
did he have reason to argue?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Hernandez was arguing
But it was legit.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Not as much as Prince Fielder
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Great pitch by Coco
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow that was horrible
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
by cesarhernandez on Sep 21, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
Holy shit guys
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Fuck me Jay
There goes the fucking gold glove
I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
Yikes, Jay.
That was real bad.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Well poop.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
At least 2 errors on that play
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Holy shit
They’re going to give Bruce 2 errors on that? Why not one on Cordero?
by Brian B on Sep 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I give him 20 errors
Because it was just that ugly
I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
looks like one for Bruce
one for CoCo.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Well what happened? GameDay's shit-tay.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
Horrors, terrors,
Just a massive fuck up
I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
don't worry about it
we won
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 21, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Bruce kicked the s#!+ out of a ball to him
then threw it to no one in particular, allowing 2 to score.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Thank you COCO
I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
...and this one belongs to the Reds!!!
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
And its over!
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
by cesarhernandez on Sep 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
computer animations? 1960?
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 21, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
A computer the size of an infield
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
I remember riding one of those at COSI
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Which reminds me, and maybe it's because I'm not 10 anymore...
The new COSI blows.
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
Didn't COSI always blow?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
No, it did not.
I loved it before it moved. Hate the new building.
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
I always thought it sucked. But that's probably because we went to lame exhibits.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesn't Scrabbles's wife work there?
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
My grandpa founded the original COSI
good story, I know.
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Gameday has been hung up on
“in play, run(s)” for a long time, so I guess they’re trying to decide who gets what error where?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Four (from 1939 to 1941)

"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
by cesarhernandez on Sep 21, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
take that Bench
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Is this picture of a catcher holding lots of baseballs in one hand
a thing?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Not just any catcher
That’s Ernie Fucking Lombardi!
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
by cesarhernandez on Sep 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I just mean
that there’s a similar picture of Bench upthread. Is this something catchers do for photographs?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Only catchers that know how to handle their balls
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
by cesarhernandez on Sep 21, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
oops. never mind
one JB, one on Coco.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Shoulda been 3
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
FOUR! FANTASTIC!!
This is the Fantastic Four I was introduced to as a kid. With Herbie the Robot

I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
hey, I loved that show!
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Dusty likes it when you call him God
Lord of the toothpicks
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 21, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
I mean, there was Bruce’s error, but still.
They can’t really go into the post-season with Cordero was the closer…can they?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Sure.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Good Job Coco



If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
FOUR!

I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Sep 21, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
whooooooooooooooooooooo!
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 21, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Jim Day just called Cairo "Orlando Cabrera" to his face
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
i think he thought he was talking to ocab the whole time
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 21, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
all those Hispanic guys look alike?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That's why he keeps bodies in the basement. Bodies don't have names.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I laughed hard at this one.
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
If Coco is the closer
they ain’t winning a world series!
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 21, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
Coc is the closer and I think it is going to be close between the Yanks and the Reds...
Originally I predicted a Reds-Yankees WS with the Yanks winning…but I beginning to change my point of view.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
yeah, we won!
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I picked the wrong season to quit drinking booze.
Oh, well! Reds win! Reds win!
by Im_a_fun_haver on Sep 21, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
Just imagine this is a playoff game
we got an excellent pitching from our starter and we’re up in the ninth. This whole fucking season in the hands of Cordero.
and yet, we won.
I’m not worried about that.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
One more poor pitch and we were tied
Its as if Coco has a good game and thinks he can go right back out there and let up a couple runs
C I N C I N N A T I R E D S
but in the playoffs
we aren’t going to be playing the Brewers.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
and hopefully in the playoffs, Jay Bruce won't think he's in the World Cup.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
marty was right
wtf is welch wearing?
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
Is that a striped shirt and a patterned bowtie?
Good lord.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Quite the sophisticated gentleman.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Gross?
If you won’t get a bow tie tattoo…then maybe you’ll consider a bow tie when you next go Trick or Treatin’ ?

If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
the trumpet isn't pictured
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 21, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry
Here ya go…

If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
On the inside?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok here are the fucking horns...

I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT BOW TIES…
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
i love bowties and the whole bowtie tuesday idea ...
but good lord that’s awful
i have a witty signature thought up, i just haven't posted it yet.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 21, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
In honor of tonights win...its anothe FAoftheG!!! Ashley Force, with her best Bristol Palin look!

If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
"her best Bristol Palin look!"
So dumb?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Now Farns...this blog is a-political...even right wing fascist NASCAR loving, queer bashers should get a picture of thier kind of "hottie" now and again.

If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
You feel me, girl?
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
by Unmitigated Audacity on Sep 21, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Their kind of "hottie" is a pregnant teen? Shit isn't that everyone's "hottie"?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
So the Clippers won the AAA title tonight, does this mean Cleveland's good soon?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
Just got in
I see it was another ho-hum save for Coco Puff.
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
by Unmitigated Audacity on Sep 21, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
Ah well, wins are what count
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
by Unmitigated Audacity on Sep 21, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Well gang, glad I stayed but it is bed time for Madville..
Say that has a ring to it…could be a new late night comedy series…
Bedtime For Madville!
Starring Madville Del Rio as the lovable old drunk boozer
With BK as his side kick and Ash as the hand wringing GF…has a ring…no?
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
I'd watch. It's got to be better than anything on CBS.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Very true.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Just a quick note...
There was never any Amontillado. Montresor just promised Fortunato some, and Fortunato couldn’t resist. Fortunato had an ego, and thought he knew everything, but said stupid stuff all the time. Next thing he knew, Montresor was burying him behind a wall.
However, if Dusty is chained up inside a wall after burying Alonso 4th on the depth chart, then I don’t really care about faithfulness to source material.
Also I just got back from a Gaslight Anthem show and I might be a little tipsy.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
I was really disappointed by the Gaslight Anthem when I saw them live
I’m a fan of their albums, but they seemed like real douches onstage. Your thoughts?
by Brendanukkah on Sep 21, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
The singer did all the talking, and didn't say much.
They were gracious and seemed genuinely surprised that so many people turned up. The place wasn’t sold out, but a nice crowd all the same. I didn’t pick up any douchey vibes from them, and I’m usually good at that. I’ve seen Ryan Adams.
We had to cut out because we have jobs, so we skipped the encore. The set was a little uneven, but they played everything I wanted to hear and a few I didn’t really know.
My only real complaint is that he used what sounded like a Fisher Price microphone (it probably wasn’t, but still) for a couple of songs, and it sounded like total shit. Then he put it away and went back to a real mic. For a Tuesday night show, it was pretty solid.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
I'm telling you Yonder has pissed Dusty off...some he said or did or didn't do...
Why else would he PH Yonder against that specific Lefty…show the rookie up..now after that K you go sit on the bench and think about..
hey I’m supposed to be in bed…

If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker

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