Reds Rookie Hazing, per popular request. More at Jamie Ramsey's blog and more coming, we're...

Reds Rookie Hazing, per popular request.

More at Jamie Ramsey's blog and more coming, we're promised.

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bwahahahaha

I wonder whose idea those costumes were….

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by BubbaFan on Sep 17, 2010 6:11 AM EDT reply actions

I don't recognize anyone besides Heisey and the Long 'un

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by Cy Schourek on Sep 17, 2010 6:14 AM EDT up reply actions

I think

that’s Wood as Robin, and Leake in the blue.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 17, 2010 6:46 AM EDT up reply actions

Valaika is Santa Claus

I think Jordan Smith is the cop. Is Yonder the baby?

Who is the maid? Do the Reds have anybody under 6-foot tall right now?

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by Slyde on Sep 17, 2010 7:46 AM EDT up reply actions

Yeah, that's definitely Yonder. You can tell better in the other picture on the blog.

And LeCure is behind him, though not really visible in this shot. I have no clue who the short guy in the black wig is, though. Also… where’s Chapman???

by the finest muffins on Sep 17, 2010 8:22 AM EDT up reply actions

They decided Chapman is too good to haze.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 17, 2010 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions

Nah he just took his costume, balled it up and threw it through a building.

He doesn’t dress like a woman, you see.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions

And when you say "through"

You MEAN through.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 21, 2010 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions

Yes.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions

That's how women are supposed to dress?

Man, am I doing it wrong.

This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.

by andromache on Sep 21, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs

Didn't you get the memo?

All women are supposed to look like superhero sidekicks or giant babies.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Sep 21, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions

This suddenly explains a lot of the things my mother told me.

This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.

by andromache on Sep 21, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions

And where's Francsisco?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 17, 2010 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions

Do they have to do twice?

Wasn’t he up once or twice last year? He might’ve done it then.

I could sleep when I lived alone.
Is there a ghost in my house?

by supergrover on Sep 17, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions

It was agreed that they would spare Chapman this year

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by Slyde on Sep 17, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions

really?

Why?

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by BubbaFan on Sep 17, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions

Perhaps they didn't want to overwhelm his cultural adjustment?

Seriously, maybe they’ve found him to be sensitive to such things. According to Ramsey, everyone involved agreed to let him pass. Also, he’ll still be a rookie next year, so they’ll get him eventually.

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by Slyde on Sep 17, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions

interesting

The pink backpack was as much as he could take?

Last year, the Yanks left out one guy. Dunno why. Maybe they just forgot; they had a boatload of rookies last year. Or maybe he was called up too recently. Maybe there was another reason. But he was reportedly pretty bummed out at being left out.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 17, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions