Game 133 Part 2: Definitely not a blowout.
by Gray on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM EDT
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i have faith in this team!
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
Heisey has not done well against lefties this season .149 .237 .284 (67 ABs)
He is at .371 .458 .643 vs. righties (70 ABs). Maybe a Heisey/Wladdy platoon would work out?
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by RedsMasochist on Sep 1, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, how did I get home to find that my apartment key
was bent at a right angle?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
cocaine is a powerful drug.
Joey Votto is my MVP.
by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
blame the kid who emailed you about his wrong book the other day
revenge’d
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
yeah!
Maybe Gray has psychokinetic powers.
Use them to make the ball leave the park, Gray!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
There is no key.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the caftans.
by andromache on Sep 1, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Stubbs and Heisey not exactly setting the plate
tonight.
Stubbs 308 OBP this year coming into tonight.
Oh I forgot he’s fast.
by occams_tiger_teeth on Sep 1, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
bummer
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 1, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I forget.
How does the Brewers bullpen look?
Not that we’ll ever see them or anything.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
todd coffey and hoffman
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
I'm having a good time watching this
suspenseful
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 1, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Chapmania is now in session?
Awkward wording, sign-making guy.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
naaaaaaasty
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 1, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
eh....
well that suckors. how do you go wrong on that?
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 1, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
always send the original
keep your copy. I also send the original in blue ink. cuts down on any effort to defend that it is a copy. gov’t 101
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 1, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
radio says LuCroy gave Chapman no credit for retiring him last night
said it was more him than Chappy
gameday says 104
.663 OPS Lucroy?
really? It must be him a lot.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Sep 1, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what the ladies tell him anyway.
“It’s not me, it’s you.”
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by RedsMasochist on Sep 1, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
How fast is the fastest pitch on record?
Chappy has to be right next to it, if he hasn’t thrown it already
I love that he can change speeds like that
he’s learning.
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
From 102 to 89...
Don’t think many guys are going to be able to jump on that. The kid is gonna be unreal.
Too bad he’s gonna have TJ surgery tomorrow, right WLB’s?
Sick. Just sick.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
send him back out
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
let's get Chapman a win!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Sep 1, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
That's Scott Rolen's Aroldis Chapmans.
by the finest muffins on Sep 1, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Scott Rolen's Aroldis Chapmans of Cincinnati
/anaheim’d
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by bbjones on Sep 1, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you know I actually think
he was really important for the rally. Not just by pitching well but by bringing a lot of energy.
That slider is just unfair
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
with who?
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Alonso!
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
then who plays left?
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
be much worse
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
supposed to say yonder ... can't be much worse
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
a wheelbarrow
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
where, way out yonder?
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
needs some runs
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
BOOM BOOM CLAP
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
so that makes 19 pitches, 16 strikes.
10 of which were over 100!!!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
Lorenzo Cain was funny
He was starting his swing BEFORE the pitch left Chapman’s hand….that’s why he was able to pull it to third.
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
they want me to provide a form that supports some $23 dollar entry on some other form
i dunno what the fuck they talkin bout
Any of you catch the article that Lance linked on Twitter today?
If you blink while Chapman’s releasing, the ball will be in the mitt before you’re done blinking.
yeah it is like 4 tenths or something right?
nasty
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
but isn't that true
of just about any MLB fastball? 100 mph isn’t that much faster than 90 mph, if you’re talking about a distance of 60’.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
nobody warming
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
meanwhile, Narvesson looks like fucking Tom Glavine out there
I hate soft tossing lefties
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
tying run on base!!
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
boom boom clap
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
BULLPEN PLEASE!
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
Seems like you might someone warming up
in case people actually get on base.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
bad move Sparky
err Ken
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Hey Narveson's gone!
Here comes Coffey!
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
I think it's called a "bro"
or a manzierre.
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by RedsMasochist on Sep 1, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
i think we did
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
Whoa.
Todd Coffey just Baywatch’d his way into the game.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Sep 1, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
I lol'd
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by RedsMasochist on Sep 1, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
why did Valaika not start this game?
just tuning in. Seems like he was hitting well.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
You just answered your own question.
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by RedsMasochist on Sep 1, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, now I understand.
well done Cairo!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Sep 1, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
BP!
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
Cairo!
Let my people score!
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
CAIRO! BP! RUNS!
YAYAYAYAYA!
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
wow
Cairo has been really good at this
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
isn't it great
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 1, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
and who says ryan braun is better than gomes in LF?
they’re both awful but braun is worse
Again, comparing their defense is like comparing the smell a dead body to a port-a-potty left in the hot sun.
Both really stink.
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by RedsMasochist on Sep 1, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, port-a-potty's give me the heebie-jeebies.
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by RedsMasochist on Sep 1, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
that Stephen King story
with the guy locked in the portapotty was about the grossest thing I’ve ever read.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Todd Coffey sucks!
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
guess that means we won't see Chapman next inning
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
Hot sands of the Nile, he did it!
Chalk another one up for the old Giza!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Cha Cha there at 3rd..
whew
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
is that what you call it?
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
Nice tag, McGehee!
(wth, cairo?)
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Cairo juked him!
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Veteran Presence.
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by RedsMasochist on Sep 1, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
But either way, there's a runner on third base.
It’s important to be able to recover from mistakes.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
who is Hanigan hitting for?
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Chapter 11?
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Or, as Ocho would say, cinco cuatro.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Cairo walks like an Egyptian
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
Yeah, Coffey's really calmed it down.
I like that the announcers are talking about how Dusty doesn’t want to bring in a lefty because he figures they’ll change pitchers.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I loved that move.
Because Dusty has failed to use that strategy a few times this year.
Peterson is rocking the Quiet Riot hairdo
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
The "Cum On..." hairstyle?
/Raven Riley’d
by Brendanukkah on Sep 2, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
BOOM BOOM CLAP
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
I wouldn't
only cause it is Cairo
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Big Fly
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
HANNY!
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
Way to show me up. Cock.
You just had to follow up my clever name pun with a better one.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
STOP... HANNY TIME!
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Hanigan with the bomb
Boy Todd Coffey sucks.
Oh, and Chapman is in line for his first major league win.
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
THAT'S A PINCH HIT FUCKING HOME FUCKING RUN!
Also, it’s nice to see Coffey do that on someone else’s team
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, I was just about to comment...
anybody missing Coffey?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
It kind of defeats the purpose of sprinting to the mound
when you have to sulk to the dugout right after you get there
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
is that number 10 ffor the season?
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Ryan Kevinbacon
star of the game so far!
Gnight, Slim
by supergrover on Sep 1, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Star of the game is Ken Macha
for taking out Chris Narveson
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Sep 1, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Hernanigans!!!!!
Holy crap, I love baseball! I love the Reds! I love Aroldis Chapman! I love Ryan Hanigan! I love Paul Janish! I love Orlando Cabrera! Heck, I even love Justin and Jake!
This is amazing!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
that would be the baptists.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
I don't discriminate based on religion.
I discriminate based on spelling, however.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Coffey
hasn’t gotten anybody out.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Bringing him in was about the dumbest move possible.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"ROAR!!!!" Says Hanigan.
“Chapman may be able to throw it 100 MPH, but I can hit it 400 feet!!!”
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
400 is more than 100.
You tell me which is more impressive.
by the finest muffins on Sep 1, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember last season when Hanigan had almost no power?
Thank you Brook Jacoby. I apologize for all the shit I talked about you last season.
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i'm at work and just missed the bomb but...
FUCK and YES
On a side note
my ex-girlfriend/best friend is at a bar in Austin watching this game with Daniel Ray Herrera’s brother
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
drankin
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
She's as tall as me and I'm taller than DRH so
to answer your question, I don’t know
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 1, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't see Chapman.
I was at basketball practice.
I know he had a 1, 2, 3 inning but did he look dominant like last night?
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
I did see him last night.
It. Was. Fucking. SWEET.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Hit that one to Hanganistan
who said something about permagrin?…it’s like i’m on mushrooms
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 1, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
smitten with Reds really
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 1, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Reds are gluttonous on relief pitching
all
all
year
When they get six innings with no runs, I just pray for a pinch hitter on the pitcher.
Gnight, Slim
i guess i had a good luck smoke with my buddy?
I step out it is 0-1 i come back it is 4-1!
Joey Votto is my MVP.
I was just commenting on that
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Maybe he was telling Joey about the sweetener
Votto! Equal is MVP!
by thevole on Sep 1, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Votto's going to bring in at least one more here.
Maybe he’ll go for three as well. Joey Votto won’t be shown up by any man.
This "MVP: chant
Is bringing tears. I love this club.
thought the same thing last night
couldn’t sleep for a while after Chapman came in
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 1, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
my 4-year-olds are SOOO Loud!!!
wow!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
hell yeah!
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 1, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions