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Milwaukee Brewers at Cincinnati Reds, Sep 1, 2010 7:10 PM EDT



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Milwaukee Brewers
@ Cincinnati Reds

Wednesday, Sep 1, 2010, 7:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Chris Narveson vs Johnny Cueto

Mostly clear. Winds blowing out to left field at 5-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 90.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2010 - Chris Narveson 10-7 5.52 1.46 100 44



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2010 - Johnny Cueto 12-4 3.49 1.26 112 47


Today is another one of those days where I don't have time for much. So, I'll just say, MAKE IT EIGHT (assuming the Cardinals lost - they were losing when I wrote this, so sue me if it goes too fast).

Go Reds!

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Better enjoy it while it lasts

According to some of the resident VEWLB “experts” on pitching Chapman is destined for TJ surgery – possibly before the end of the year because the Reds FO has tinkered with his mechanics to increase his speed and most of our closers have been overused to the point of complete exhaustion all because of Dusty’s penchant for destroying the arms of his pitching staff.

Anything’s possible I guess?

by King Coebra on Sep 1, 2010 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

The comedic value

of that site increases on a daily basis. Unfortunately, after we murder their playoff hopes this weekend, I’m sure the place will become a ghost town.

by King Coebra on Sep 1, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Besides

TJ surgery is reserved for humans.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, everything I've read has said his mechanics are smooth.

And what did the Reds do to his delivery to get him to throw harder, as it was reported on VEWLB?

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Sep 1, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fed him WLB's.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

they did find a flaw in mechanics

but it was similar as to what they did with Bailey, they discovered he was doing some weird weight transferring thing I don’t understand.

"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm telling you....

I saw a scouting film on him, and his 100+ mph fastball looked like he was going to rip his shoulder out. He’d twist himself into a pretzel where his left hand was almost touching his right foot and then swing his arm 180 degrees and release at the top. It was kind of like throwing underhand, backwards. I dunno, I’m not much on baseball scouting, but it looked inhuman. His slider on the other hand looked exactly the way it does now.

Obviously sometime between when that film was made and now they fixed his delivery.

by MatthewH on Sep 1, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea

 I assume Dusty employed a team of crazed madmen to ensure the future of the franchise blows out his arm during his first month in the majors? They didn’t elaborate, because, of course, it is based on nothing but desperation.

by King Coebra on Sep 1, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I believe most of them are. They are grasping at straws because they are desperate and now realize that their season has completely slipped away unexpectedly over the past few weeks to the likes of one bottom feeder after another. The reality that they may very well be the worst team in the division right now is not settling well.

On the other hand, I am certainly enjoying the lackluster efforts put forth by their team.

by King Coebra on Sep 1, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I won't say that Tommy John Surgery isn't in Chapman's future

But that is simply because he is a pitcher.

"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

This sort of commenting makes me sick.

Whoever posted that:
1) Has no fucking insider knowledge and thus no way to know if Chapman’s mechanics changed.
2) Probably knows dickall about pitching, and is assuming Chapman will need surgery because he throws hard, throws a slider, doesn’t play for the Cardinals, and is absolutely unhittable when he’s throwing strikes.
3) Their arguments about pitcher overuse this year are ridiculous strawmen at best.

I really hate when idiots claim to know things like this and the rest of the idiots consume it as fact, especially when it comes to pitching mechanics on a player who has been in the minor leagues all year and has 3? maybe 4? public videos from which you could see a mechanical change. His implication that the Reds seriously want Chapman to throw harder are misguided at best, incendiary at worst, and moronic either way.

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the internet

You seem to forget that everyone on the internet is an expert at something! Me, I’ve got my masters in eastern european languages.

by thevole on Sep 1, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just frustrated because I finally joined VEWLFB to try to refute his "knowledge"

and have to wait a day. So I hope they all come here and read this and know how insipid that analysis is. If he runs into TJ, he runs into TJ. He throws hard, and guys that throw hard need TJ more than guys that don’t. Also, guys that pitch need TJ more often than guys who don’t.

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

right

also, I was kidding. I don’t have a masters in anything. See how easy it is to make up bullshit and talk out of your ass on the internet? Now you try!

by thevole on Sep 1, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about Summertime?

"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about it!

Been a little rough on me. Autumn can’t get here soon enough

by thevole on Sep 1, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to love a girl named Autumn.

I’ve hated myself ever since.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Sep 1, 2010 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

/most infuriating movie ending ever

Holy crap, I wanted to throw something at the screen when I found out the whole film was a setup for that crappy pun.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 1, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

500 Days of Summer

or (500) Days of Summer or however the hipster idiots in charge of it wanted the title to appear.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 1, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i ended up in the hipster part of town last week

it was miserable.

"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can take hipsters in moderation

but I’m a little bitter that they’ve ruined Brooklyn for me.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 1, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was at a hipster fashion show

"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was terrible

my buddy promised somebody he would go. He bought me a lot of alcohol at the bar for my suffering.

Joey Votto is my MVP.

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

How so?

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 1, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also that 500 days of summer movie isnt about hipsters

its about yuppies.

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 1, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know if the girl counts as a yuppie

Administrative versus professional job. Neither of the main characters seemed loaded. Just annoying.

Plus, would a yuppie like The Smiths?!

by ken on Sep 1, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

The one question you have to ask yourself when looking for a true hipster is

Can i see this person living in a van?

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 1, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I won't live in a van.

I won’t, I won’t, Sam I am.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

why not its fun!

Its like a studio apartment with alot of light!

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 1, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that kind of like

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha

if Bucktown is the hipster part of town…then there are many parts of Chicago you’ve yet to see….just sayin

by AB on Sep 1, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

well it was Bucktown/Wicker Park

Wicker Park I think we can agree is heavily hipster.

Joey Votto is my MVP.

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

what was up in Bucktown?

by AB on Sep 1, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has Verlander?

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Sep 1, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randy Johnson

"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clemans wasn't at 100

but he was a really hard thrower, and his arm lasted his career.

Soft tossers such as Eric Milton and Bobby Livingston had major surgery.

I don’t know if I believe that throwing hard makes somebody more at risk.

What could happen is many pitchers who throw hard have bad mechanics. The mechanics or Wood, Volquez, Liriano, made them injuries waiting to happen.

"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying guys that don't throw 100 are less likely to need surgery

Pitching is violent and unnatural. Pitching harder, naturally, suggests a higher likelihood of a problem.

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

but how much of a difference is throwing 90 and 100?

I would like to a see a study on pitchers who have major arm injuries and compare their styles.

"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

So would a lot of people I think

I guess there’s no definitive research. Guys that throw hard, since they’re so rare, are under the microscope when they require surgery.

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is what i'm thinking

I mean if Dave Weathers goes down for surgery, nobody gives a shit. Francisco Liriano goes down and the whole world is watching.

Joey Votto is my MVP.

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess it's just media bias then.

I really hope Chapman never misses time for a major injury, but even if it looks smooth, throwing a baseball 103 mph means moving your hand that fast, and that’s violent.

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know

i throw in the mid 50s, and if I play a lot of catch my arm is sore.

I reached a point last spring I couldn’t throw a baseball. It was my own fault, i tried to snap off a slider, and fucked up my elbow.

Joey Votto is my MVP.

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to be able to get into the low to mid 80's during my sophomore year in high school

Probably can’t throw that hard right now. And not without being sore.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks :P

I was a decent pitcher when I actually played. I was one of those wiry kids that people couldn’t understand how I threw that hard. Ugh, I loved pitching. Miss it now.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I throw decent for not having played much baseball

but that’s pretty neat

i had a buddy in college that throws around there.. hurts to catch without a mitt. Also, I was a good catcher once!

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice!

I played middle infield and pitched. I had to catch one fall because our team didn’t have any catchers. That was an interesting experience. It’s tough work.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's funnn!

I was really bad at judging fly balls, so it was C or 1B for me. I didn’t have the bat for 1B :p I was a .400/.400/.400 type

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I had absolutely zero power. I’d hit singles and beat out groundballs/force errors and then create mass havoc on the base paths. I did switch-hit though. I made good contact and could draw a lot of walks.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually my SLG was probably a little higher!

I hit a home run once when the OF was in, and had a decent amount of gappers :D

Anyway, bye Crolfer!

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, catch you later.

Have fun with basketball.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i always wonder how hard i can throw if i kept it up

I was one of the harder throwers in little league, but that was my only tool. I had no control, I couldn’t hit, so my baseball days came to an end when i was 12.

That is really impressive.

Joey Votto is my MVP.

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

sterrrrrrrroids

"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman

by jch24 on Sep 1, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

But other similar pitchers have been injury prone

Zumaya for some reason is the only one I can think of

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nolan Ryan?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 1, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

winner

"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought he did have surgery once!

i’m probably wrong

now that I look at a list:

Ubaldo, Broxton, Papelbon, Lindsrom.. but none of them throw as hard as Chappy

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Ryan never had surgery

but he didn’t last very long.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 1, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

in bed

"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, Ken.

I’ll shut the fuck up, just for you.

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indirectly :)

90% of the reason I posted that here is because I couldn’t make a civil rebuttal there.

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't quite follow

Specifically, the “there.”

Anyways, all I’m talking about is the stuff reposted from VEB. I’ve actually grown to like your off topic posts.

by ken on Sep 1, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Er.. well, this post that you replied to initially was RE: the whole Chapman is doomed/bad from VEB

I was going to post over there to ask about where he got his information to try and clarify Chappy’s situation and mechanics, but there was a 1-day waiting period, so I got annoyed and wrote that here.

glad you like my ramblings though :p

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

It’s kind of annoying that you can’t really come to a thread on this site without getting a recap of what is said at VEB. And I ask again, do we expect them to be happy for us?

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by Slyde on Sep 1, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Personally, that wasn't the point of my post.

Dunno about the others. But I think the message is clear: no more talking about VEB.

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

because we are obviously superior and they're whiny little bitches

In fact, they’re so whiny that I’m going to go tell mother on them! That’ll show ’em!

by thevole on Sep 1, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry about that Slyde

I’ve done it several times because I figure at least it’s baseball related unlike alot of other stuff that gets talked about around here. Plus, since I’m new much of the inside stuff around here just goes over my head. Didn’t realize it was taboo to do so. I will refrain from doing so again. Didn’t mean to bring down the level of the site.

by King Coebra on Sep 1, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's definitely not just you.

A lot of us have done it.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he was intentionally singling you out

It’s something that’s been happening a lot with a lot of threads. Kinda hard to claim they’re whiny little bitches and think we’re taking the high road and then turn around and whine about their opinions, which they’re entitled to have…

….no matter how wrong they are.

by thevole on Sep 1, 2010 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It ain't just you

So don’t feel bad. I’m not singling any one person out. It’s been common amongst a lot of people lately, even people who have been with the site for years.

I don’t want to discourage conversation on the site, so please don’t hold back. I just don’t see the need to point out what other sites are talking about. There’s a lot of good shit happening with the Reds. Let’s continue to celebrate that! :)

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by Slyde on Sep 1, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's really silly

to play a game in September with only 3 healthy OF. No reason why Balentien or Dorn isn’t here tonight. Come on Walt, D-F-A Danny Ray Herrera and get Dusty an OF.

by MixFMKyle on Sep 1, 2010 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

We really need to have Wladdy or Dorn up here. That’s kind of concerning.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

cut edmonds, bring up Wlad

by jbs62 on Sep 1, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bummer

Next question, can Alonso be worse than Gomes in the field?

by coviner on Sep 1, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.

by cesarhernandez on Sep 1, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say yes

they scrapped that whole idea at AAA pretty fast. Francisco played more out there, but I doubt he’s much better. Probably our best “emergency” corner OF would be Votto. He played left in MLB in 2007, and in 2009 at the WBC.

by MixFMKyle on Sep 1, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alonso played left field as recently as August 28th.

If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr

by RedsMasochist on Sep 1, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's been getting some work in left.

Doug Gray mentioned in his guest RLN appearance that he has improved, although that’s not saying much when you consider how poorly he apparetly started.

It sounds like he could be passable at some point in the future. But I also think “passable” LF defense would not pass many RR folks’ test of what passable means.

by Brian B on Sep 1, 2010 6:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

passable means

he hits 40 home runs and has an on base percentage of about .370.

Joey Votto is my MVP.

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure would be nice

If the Dodgers can rally now that Oswalt has been taken out. I’m really not overly thrilled at the prospect of having to face the Phillies pitching staff in the first round of the playoffs.

by King Coebra on Sep 1, 2010 5:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm watching Chapman's press conference

I’m looking forward to when he is just another guy. I feel kinda bad for him, it has to be kind of strange. He is in a strange land without his family, and he is being treated like a caged animal.

"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 5:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure, it's better without trolling

but it’s still kind of silly.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 1, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess that's kinda true

I suppose I can stop copying and pasting. I still get enjoyment out of reading it.

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frankly, I hate the Cards more than the Cubs.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to Wrigley and had an enjoyable day out

I wore a Reds hat and t-shirt. People were quite nice, actually I was treated better in Wrigley than I was in Miller or Progressive.

Joey Votto is my MVP.

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw the Reds, behind Josh Fogg of all people, beat the Brewers in 2008

That was the year they actually didn’t choke and they hung on to take the Wild Card, and I was booed after the game in the concourse, it was a very strange experience.

Joey Votto is my MVP.

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, that last bit was just shameless pandering

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Sep 1, 2010 6:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I like some Cards fans.

A lot of the ones that I talk to know absolutely nothing about the team though. It’s annoying to have to explain that Colby Rasmus has talent to them.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

that isn't surpring

you are a Reds fan who has lived in Cardinals country throughout their golden years.

Joey Votto is my MVP.

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohio Northern was pretty evenly split between the Redsn and Indians

maybe 55-45 Indians fans. I go there as the Indians made their pennant push in 2005, and the Reds were well the 2005 Reds. It was tough.

I remember when the Reds traded for Brandon Phillips, a guy down the hall came in and was like “The Reds traded for Brandon Phillips” and he just laughed at me.

Joey Votto is my MVP.

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wholeheartedly agreed

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Sep 1, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I agree

it’s best to be as civil as possible even though, admittedly, I sometimes get annoyed by remarks I see form there baout Votto being classless or Reds fans being classless but it ultimatley (a) means nothing to us and (b) it’s the internet and it’s a fan blog.—they are going to, in general, be homers and hate most other teams.

by Red_Poodle on Sep 1, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's VEB?

"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.

by joshuar9476 on Sep 1, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's all good!

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Sep 2, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone seen this yet?

I don’t feel like scrolling through comments

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/laf/1930411367.html

"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.

by cesarhernandez on Sep 1, 2010 5:50 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

that would be encouraging, but not a nail in the coffin

Let’s all keep the atlanta game in mind. Baseball is never over until it’s over.

by thevole on Sep 1, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

for the record

that would mean after Sunday’s game the best the Cards could hope for is a 5 game deficit.

I know this isn’t statsie but the Cardinals look like a beat club. There manager is panicing and using Aaron Mile at shortstop, he sat Colby Rasmus for no real reason, and it is a clusterfuck there.

Joey Votto is my MVP.

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR is a scapegoat at this point, but he's not helping himself.

Who knows what will happen with Wainwright, Carpenter, and Garcia in STL, where they play pretty well. They had a road trip swoon this year as we have had in the past, but facing those 3 in STL will be rough. Luckily, I think our guys will be a little more relaxed this go around.

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

and in general

that club can’t hit right now. They can’t pitch right now. They have had their asses handed to them by Pittsburgh, Chicago, and Milwuakee.

Everytime the Reds lost games to good teams, they got it back together. I panicked but they did not.

Joey Votto is my MVP.

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess Edmonds could be back
johnfayman Asked if the #Reds would add an outfielder, Jocketty said: “We’re looking into it. But we don’t have a lot of roster flexibility.”

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

What is VEWFLB?

whats the real address? i couldnt find it when i googled it

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 1, 2010 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

It's VEWLB, silly.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i still got nothin.

vewlb.com?

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 1, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone help me!!!!

what is vewlb ???

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 1, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Viva El Whiny Little Bitches. :P

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooh i get it

Stupid cardinals. I like the Reds team instead of the Cardinals team

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 1, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah!

I think it’s:
Stubbs
Heisey
Votto
Rolen
Gomes
Hernandez?
Cairo
janish
Cueto

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time to go play basketball.

Go Reds! I’ll miss you dearly. You guys led to me completing maybe 4 hours of work today.

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

He may

and don’t call me Shirley.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I be frank

I think it’ll look gay if he wears 77.

I be so turned up, I be swaggin to da max

by coocooforcocoapuffs on Sep 1, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like Pedro Feliz gay.

I be so turned up, I be swaggin to da max

by coocooforcocoapuffs on Sep 1, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanna be your HOVA

wanna be your leader

and your MVP

Gnight, Slim

by supergrover on Sep 1, 2010 6:37 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

That took a wicked hop

Nice play by soft j

"Fuck it, we'll do it live."

by DTFH91 on Sep 1, 2010 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Reds!

If I had to pick a favorite team, I suppose it would be them.

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Sep 1, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

They may have a winning season this year!

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Sep 1, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

technically

it was just legitimate improvement, but I stated that 85 wins was likely the cutoff.I decided early this year though, with the Chapman signing and the positive start, that the were moving in the right direction enough for me.

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by Slyde on Sep 1, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

So have we given Bryan Price enough credit?

Chris and THom are discussing him now.

I do think his work with the pitchers, as opposed to the ancient Dick Pole, has been a major plus this season.

"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.

by cesarhernandez on Sep 1, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

so would Laynce

"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan

by RedinWrigleyville on Sep 1, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no

He’s started referring to himself in the third person. Someone get the hose!

"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman

by jch24 on Sep 2, 2010 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

The pitching wasn't exactly bad last year

I’m not discounting Price’s contributions, but I don’t think Dick Pole was all that bad.

Joey Votto is my MVP.

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's funny that the two guys I thought he'd really help

Harang and Owings, had poor years. Everyone else seemed to do well.

by ken on Sep 1, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was ill advised

Even against Gomes

"Fuck it, we'll do it live."

by DTFH91 on Sep 1, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Gomes guns Prince!

"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.

by cesarhernandez on Sep 1, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I think that was in the bible somewhere

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Sep 1, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

"The weak shall throw out the girth"

"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman

by jch24 on Sep 2, 2010 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

da whaaa?!??!

"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan

by RedinWrigleyville on Sep 1, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I have to admit

I wish my real name was Lorenzo Cain.

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by Slyde on Sep 1, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

That's OK

I wish mine was Wink Martindale

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Sep 1, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone wanna guess what the re-sale market is going to look like for each round of the playoffs?

I need to start saving..

"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan

by RedinWrigleyville on Sep 1, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

is there a Buy It Now option?

"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan

by RedinWrigleyville on Sep 1, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's over 9000!!!!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not wild card...

National League Division Series, or whatever the hell they call it.

The first damn round.

by MatthewH on Sep 1, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scottie!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

He's now in the top 20 in the NL in doubles

He’s getting some doubles penetration on the leaderboard.

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by Slyde on Sep 1, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh heh.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put not in the top 20 in the NL for facial hair

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Sep 1, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

He’s not getting any facial penetration.

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by Slyde on Sep 1, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did your son get into your account again?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay

who is Raven Riley? She seems to have made quite a few appearances on here lately

Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah

by Caleb on Sep 1, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lemme just say

don’t Google Image Search her from the Church’s computers.

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by Slyde on Sep 1, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

good to know

Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah

by Caleb on Sep 1, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

She was Clarissa's best friend

on Clarissa Explains it All

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

he should really avoid teh DP's.

here is a hint Ash!

Joey Votto is my MVP.

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch...

Ramon Hernandez Strike (swinging), Strike (swinging), Ball, Strike (swinging), R Hernandez struck out swinging

by MatthewH on Sep 1, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Janish can't get a hit! Trade him!

That joke never gets old.

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Sep 1, 2010 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

The janitor at my work just a.) told me to stop working so much and b.) that I should cut my hair so that I'd be more handsome

she is a 60 year old German lady who always smells like menthol cigarettes. I don’t know what to do with this information. So I’m leaving it open to ya’ll.

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Sue for sexual harassment. Then you won't have to work so much.

And you can use the money to get a haircut.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

brilliant!

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bang her?

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 1, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is he so in love with Arizona?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

He loves tea

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

THom has wood right now

"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.

by cesarhernandez on Sep 1, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

IT WASN'T?!?!?!

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play Cairo.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

ok quit screwing around

get some runs!!

Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah

by Caleb on Sep 1, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

quit running around

get some screws!

Joey Votto is my MVP.

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

giggle party

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

get running around

quit some screws!

wait… what?

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Sep 1, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOM BOOM CLAP

Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah

by Caleb on Sep 1, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Cueto hits!

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

Cueto says he can hit too.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Only two hits so far

And one of them from the pitcher.

Get going, Reds!

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by BubbaFan on Sep 1, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

you can do that?!?!

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Some versions of nex-def let you choose audio. mine is a little hinky, so I’ve got an at-bat window open with WLW playing with the FSO window muted

by thevole on Sep 1, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah they finally gave it to us..

after promising it for the last 2 years

/fuck mlb.tv and their monopoly

by jakebrake on Sep 1, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

nARRRRRveson

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

talk like a pirate day is coming up

Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah

by Caleb on Sep 1, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

When are we gonna do alter ego night?

"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman

by jch24 on Sep 2, 2010 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

That sucked. And Hi-Z is not playing so well lately.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

He's got no dukes

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

what you just said didn't make sense

they paid for a year and he didn’t play for a game?

Joey Votto is my MVP.

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAH... WHAT?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoops... i didn't mean to yell.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES!

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i feel old watching this team

and any pro sports really

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.

by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 1, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

MVP caliber patience there.

If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr

by RedsMasochist on Sep 1, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

COMMON SCOTTY

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't look intentional

Just bad command

"Fuck it, we'll do it live."

by DTFH91 on Sep 1, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR would be mad.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nelson Figueroa Quote on Beating the Cards

"It’s been exciting," Figueroa said. "We play exciting baseball and we’re always putting the pressure on the other team and it’s only going to make us better going down the stretch and looking forward to next year."

/2001-2009 Reds’d

by ptaylor2112 on Sep 1, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Thought I was going nuts

I have the game on in the background. Thought I heard that.

I think they sang the anthem at a M’s game this year – was that the context?

by ken on Sep 1, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makes sense

Grapevine Fires is up there with anything!

by ken on Sep 1, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

if i were a fan favorite

I’d probably go with Friend of the Devil. Nice communal song.

Joey Votto is my MVP.

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

TALK A WALK GOMER!

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

or not, dicknose

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

sound is all warbly here.

Gnight, Slim

by supergrover on Sep 1, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

You too?

I thought it was my TV.

"Fuck it, we'll do it live."

by DTFH91 on Sep 1, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

more like lowlights

"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.

by joshuar9476 on Sep 1, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

(rimshot)

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you thank you ... just got here but i'll be around all night

don’t forget to tip your server

"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.

by joshuar9476 on Sep 1, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

/puts hand over eyes

is this thing on?

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh and raven riley'd

"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.

by joshuar9476 on Sep 1, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

he should be.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey Crolfer

are the Missouri Authorities prepared for the the Riots if the Reds sweep the Deadbirds?

Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah

by Caleb on Sep 1, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

doubt it.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

to much meth to fight

"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.

by joshuar9476 on Sep 1, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

definitely.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

me+stimulant= instant heart attack.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

no clue

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Did someone say ca-ca-ca-cocaine?"

Doctor_Rockso

If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr

by RedsMasochist on Sep 1, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I really wish that you'd stop posting that picture of me

It was 7th grade and times was weird.

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I shouldn't make fun of your stuttering problem either?

Damn, I never get to have any fun.

If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr

by RedsMasochist on Sep 1, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes he was

Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah

by Caleb on Sep 1, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably just as angry at gomes as the rest of us

"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.

by joshuar9476 on Sep 1, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

hewas probably thinking “damn it Jonny that would have been a sac fly if you could move a freakin runner over”

Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah

by Caleb on Sep 1, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

we-suck

If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr

by RedsMasochist on Sep 1, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

clap clap clap

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

hooray, finally caught up on the thread

slow tonight. monday i was playing catch up all night

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.

by Howie Feltersnatch on Sep 1, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, lets get out of this

and get some fucking runs across

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCKING PITCHER

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

crap

i hate Narvesson.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

he's 2 for 2?

Ye gods and little fishies.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 1, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

this ump is a douche.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

looks like cueto is getting fucked

and Narveson clearly must be getting a wide zone cuz he sucks

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

reds vs. brewers

starring the reds and the brewers. the brewers are winning 1-0

make of it what you will

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Starring Raven Riley

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Sep 1, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

phil castellini seems like a nice guy ...

"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.

by joshuar9476 on Sep 1, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

working for me

"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.

by joshuar9476 on Sep 1, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

what team do you not want to play in the playoffs?

chris instantly: “philly”

"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.

by joshuar9476 on Sep 1, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

St. Louis

I REALLY don’t want them to play in the playoffs

by thevole on Sep 1, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pirates

"Fuck it, we'll do it live."

by DTFH91 on Sep 1, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shitty, guys.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

well that was quick

Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah

by Caleb on Sep 1, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

that's what you do when a guy with a 5.32 ERA is having a good night

you swing on the first pitch every time so he doesn’t have a chance to make a mistake

by jsl413 on Sep 1, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's sooooooo '09 reds

"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.

by joshuar9476 on Sep 1, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

not exactly making him work, are they?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 1, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

thom had no clue who bolt was?

idiot

"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.

by joshuar9476 on Sep 1, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

and welsh it tearing him up over it

"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.

by joshuar9476 on Sep 1, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would think so

but part of me would like to see him run it up to 120.

Joey Votto is my MVP.

by justin007000 on Sep 1, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great play, Rolen.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, I finally got into my apartment!

Stupid bent key. But that makes it time for a NEW THREAD!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 1, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

on our way to getting shut out again

how many times now? I think this, if it happens, it would be 13

Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah

by Caleb on Sep 1, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

My ex-girlfriend is at a bar here in Austin

and watching the game sitting next to DRH’s brother

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Sep 1, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

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