Game 132, Thread 4: The Superman Exists, and He's at Great American
God, that was satisfying. Go Reds!
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Holy ballsacks that was fucking awesome!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
oh, and First!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did this guy really throw a 103mph pitch?!
W6G -- Unless there's a good trade on the table.
by RexTookMyStash on Aug 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
yep.
and 102, 100, etc.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
lived up to the hype
keep it real BP
by I75series on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
He barely threw UNDER 100. Was at or above five out of eight pitches.
by Craig Conrad on Aug 31, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
yessir, and it was glorious
I totally believe the 105 stories now.
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
by jch24 on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
One fastball was 98
every other fastball was at least 100
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
He's getting along with The Franchise in the dugout
Good to see
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
Does BP know Spanish?
Seems like he’s interacting well with Spanish.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
THAT GUY IS A RED!
Not a Yankee! Not a Met! Not a Cub!
Not a CARDINAL!
Good Lord, this is amazing.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
by Ash on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
Hee hee!!!
I’m ridiculously excited!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
That is the most shocking part
The Reds outbid every other team in MLB to get his services.
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
So we have a living legend
We have Bob Gibson at 22 years old.
Pinch me, and I’ll kick you in the nuts.
by Brian B on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Hometown scorer
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
it was the right call
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
I was just going off what I read on ctrent's twitter
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Can't stop reading
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
yea, but didn't look good in his 4+ innings
A lot of hard hit balls that fortunately found gloves.
sign him to an extension!!
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
did Marty call Chapman's inning?
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
god I hope so.
Chapman would’ve thrown pitch 2 at 103 before Brantley could finish the call of pitch 1.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 31, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Brantley wasn't in the booth tonight.
’Twas Marty and Jim, thank goodness.
by the finest muffins on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Such a great team
I haven’t heard much of Kelch, but he’s been gold every time I have. And seems to be the only one that can occasionally take Marty down a peg (and knows just when and how often to do it).
by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
And Marty steps up his game when Kelch is with him
Because Marty knows Kelch is a pro
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
that is the best team I've heard since Marty and Joe in the 80s.
Two pros. And Marty is less snarky because he doesn’t have to match Brantley’s level of false-know-it-all.
Yes.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.™
by golanbatrac on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I know
couldn’t care less what te cards were doing right now
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Yea, I'm left feeling kind of empty after that.
I’m all jacked up…and he’s already finished after 8 pitches.
Damn, that was impressive.
Yeah, Ondrusek looks like a wet, hot pile of trash now
Comparatively.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Total letdown
But hey, we’re about to be 7 FUCKING GAMES UP AND THE BEST PITCHER EVA JUST DEBUTED!!
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
dumbest "tradition" in baseball
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
god bless america?
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hehehe VEB trying to downplay Chapman's awesomeness.
by chazzilla on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Sour Grapes.
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Cards two on two out top of 9
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
late but here it is

"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Good ol' Waco, TX
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Wasn't on here, but was watching. Really incredible
The scary thing is if he’s throwing that FB for strikes, the slider is going to be unhittable. That’s a wicked pitch on it’s own, but combined with 102 MPH heat? Forget it.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
Yeah, that slider is siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
I'm assuming you mean 88 mph slider
But we haven’t seen the changeup yet.
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
not needed in relief.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
exactly
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
you know
90% of Randy Johnson’s pitchers were fastballs and sliders.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Ya still need that third pitch to keep them honest
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
but it just needs to be a show pitch
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
chapman's change
is definitely a weapon vs righties
So...that means that Chapman will be 90% as good as Randy Johnson?
That’s how math works!
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the caftans.
I thought he through an 81 mph breaking ball...
did I misread the last thread?
There won’t be a changeup.
He threw the slider at 87 and 88, and fastballs at OVER 9000
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
by jch24 on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
BECAUSE THE REDS ARE FUCKING AWESOME
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
by chesirecat on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
damn Joey
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
are you cheating on your bestie, Jonny Gomes?
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh, he wasn't supposed to play today
Yeah, he made an error, but he also hit a two run dinger.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
HOLY DEFENSE JOEY!
MVP MVP
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I only caught the last two innings on the radio.
This is a game that, if it were available to me and I had the time, I would watch from beginning to end after the fact. Usually, that doesn’t appeal to me at all, but this game… wow.
by the finest muffins on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I might be watching it over the weekend.
Or sometime when I’m waiting for comments on this paper I’m writing. I only saw a bit of it live…
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Holy hell this was a beautiful night
I have to be up at 4:30am and should have gone to bed hours ago, but I decided to set my anti-hype tendencies aside and stay up for Chapman. Christ, that was sweet.
And I actually started to get teary-eyed when Joey made that throw to second. I feel like such a sissy girl, but I don’t care.
Lord almighty, I love this team.
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Aug 31, 2010 10:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Holy heck, Joey Votto!
You are the most amazing baseball player I have EVER seen with my own eyes.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
And Scott Rolen is the second best.
What the hell is going on here?
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
MVP MVP MVP
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
I'm back
Oh… and Cardinals LOST
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
THIS TEAM IS SO AWESOME
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
...a nd this one belongs to the Reds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7 baby
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
by Caleb on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
HOLY CRAP!
I FUCKING LOVE THIS TEAM. WINNAR! 7 GAMES!
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
by Ash on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Gold Glove, Silver Slugger, MVP, possible triple crown
Perhaps we can just name him Jesus after the season
by coviner on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
HAHAHAHAHA SO AWESOME
This thread needs to be saved for posterity
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
by chesirecat on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
NEVER A BETTER GAME THAN TONIGHT!!
IM IN FUCKING TEARS!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by coviner on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs

If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Votto lit a fire under his ass.
Dawgs By Nature -- where Hitler, apparently, 'did some good things'.™
by golanbatrac on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
my brother just texted
that he could hear Marty’s diapers filling on the radio
Gnight, Slim
by supergrover on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Reds are best team in MLB right now
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
by redandblue on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Rolen just showing off there
hahaha…. screw the Cardinals
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
The motherfucking Cincinnati Reds!
Pride, bitches!
by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yep.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
I missed the end of this game too.
Sigh.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
gd, if only ESPN remembered Cinci exists some times,
there are three of the top 10 plays of the night right there (incl Chapman debut)
Gnight, Slim
by supergrover on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
All poker, all the time apparently
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I am sure JV and Scotty's D
will be in there. They will have a lengthy segment on tonight’s game.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Neither MLB Network nor ESPN cut into programming to show Chapman's debut.
ESPN at least acknowledged that it was happening, but didn’t show any video. Bah!
by the finest muffins on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm surprised MLB didn't.
They had a free live look-in on mlb.com.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
This is the best team in the NL right now
I cannot fucking believe it
You may outfit the Trolley.
by Man Mountain on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
This is the best team in the Majors right now.
Pitching
Defense
Defense
Defense
Offense
Defense
Gomes
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
by Madville on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck record...they are playing better now than anyone and they have Andoidis
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
The Braves look good, the Padres look good
and the Phillies have some damn good pitching
I just wanna know what we’re getting ourselves into for the playoffs
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, really?
Step back and enjoy the moment.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
by Ash on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I want to, I really do
but I also want to see this team for who they are, ya know?
Enjoying the moment only breaks your heart down the road
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
No you don't...live a little...they know how good they are now
They are on their way.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Whatever
We’re all gonna die anyway.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
but what we do in life echoes in eternity!
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 1, 2010 6:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope you don't end up fearing the letdown for eternity!
by Brian B on Sep 1, 2010 8:56 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That's why I didn't say "by record"
They’re playing better than any other team in the NL right now
You may outfit the Trolley.
by Man Mountain on Aug 31, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
The Reds haven't fared well vs the projected playoff teams
Padres, Braves, Phillies have all had our number
Hopefully we can reverse that in the playoffs
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 1, 2010 6:50 AM EDT up reply actions
This is right up there with Game 4 of the 1990 WS.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Good point
That was my favorite Reds inning since Dunner’s game winning grand slam off of Wickman
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
I was at that game is it was Fucking Sweeeet!!
Consume excrement and expire......
by adaircam4 on Aug 31, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Marty's call of that home run is still my favorite thing ever
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Yep still remember that
sitting in my car in a parking lot, getting ready to go into a bar
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow! What an awesome time to be a Reds Fan!
Loving this!
St. Louis is not only losing
… they can’t score any runs.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Yeah, shut out twice by the Astros, eh?
Baseball’s a funny game.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Losing...nope they lost.
Up 7 games..
Hats off to Walt J.
Hell of a job putting this team together…
And there is still talent straining at the bit in AAA
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Krivsky, et al

Props for your parts, men
Gnight, Slim
by supergrover on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey now
They have 5……
hits that is in two games. hahahahahahahahahahahah ahhahhahahhah
by King Coebra on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
up 7 Games!!
krsljfauj73p!
eXCITED.
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hoping September is as kind to us as August was
holy crap.. even Jim Day is tolerable tonight
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
by Caleb on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Don't push it Caleb...
That’s like saying that tHom was taciturn…
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
The announcers are jacked up, it's freaking great!
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
7 game lead!!!
excuse me while aroldis celebratory joint.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
by GrooveLeg on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Good God this is awesome
I’m sitting alone on my couch, grinning from ear to fucking ear.
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
by jch24 on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
eating Cheetos?
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
I was when Aroldis came in
as my roommate watched the Cardinals whither on mlb.tv 5 feet to my right
You win the "Best place to be when Aroldis Chapman Debuts" award, non-GABP division
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
he hasn't talked to me about baseball since they swept us
it’s amazing… every time i say something about the reds, he’s just dead silent.
I shouldn't have gone blacklighting.
It was awesome and all, but damn. I’m feeling sorry for myself with missing this game.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
blacklighting?
I don’t feel like googling to figure out WTF that is.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Setting up a blacklight to attract bugs.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
He's trying to track down where that jizz went.
by Gapper on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well, he certainly wouldn't want to be in front of you...
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Aug 31, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I said Liscow, not Pisscow or Jizzcow!
and Yes, like Nationwide, I’m on your side
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think I have ever seen two straight better plays to end a game before
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
by Caleb on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
remember that time the reds threw out that cardinal runner at the plate to end it
just a single play, but that’s gotta rival it..
yeah but not back to back gems
I thought of Phillips a couple of years ago throwing out the guy at the dish
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
it involved a relay
I’ll count it as two plays … but still not like tonight.
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
Me neither...not in 56 years..
Mother Madville may have..
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
jim day is eating this up like that crave case he had for lunch
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
I'm just stunned and how good the Reds have been
I was hopeful for 3rd, and if everything came together, a second-place finish. But seven games up with a month to go? No way…
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
Rolen
cooler than the other side of the pillow
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Games like tonight make me miss Nuxy. He would just love this team.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
ah you're right! man, good call...
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
Scott Rolen: "We made some plays to end it."
Yeah, and Skyline is just another hot dog.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
by ZJiff30 on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
nicely done,
Yeah, and Skyline is just another hot dog.
lmmfao
3 yards and a pile of dust
by Hudepohl Dey on Aug 31, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
WOW- What a night...
Gomes, Votto, Chapman, Rolen…These guys are amazing. Haven’t seen this kind of excitement around Cincy in a long,long time. I’m really happy for them!
"You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't"
Sam LeCure
“He ain’t scared”
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
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Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on Aug 31, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 23 recs
well, the Reds have won 2 more games than I thought they would all season
sometimes it’s a great thing to be wrong
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Like I said, I was really wrong
I had no idea this could be a 90+ win team
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 1, 2010 6:52 AM EDT up reply actions
first rec! (you know how to get this crowd fired up)
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
Sweet Jesus.
This was green before it even came up!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
rec whore!
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
by Ash on Aug 31, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
LeCure was nails.
Even Bray looked good!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
time for LeCure to go back into the rotation
that is right I said it.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I love Harang
He was a site for sore eyes in 2005, after seeing a rotation without a single solid starting pitcher. But LeCure is pitching better than he is.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Filth
Remind me why the rest of BB let is outbid for Chapman?
by bobestes on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I mean
Can you GD believe what this guy will be like if he can figure out how to be a starting pitcher?
by bobestes on Aug 31, 2010 10:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I say we start him Friday night against St. Louis!
"You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't"
Was there a big crowd there tonight?
by the finest muffins on Aug 31, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
think it was around 20k
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
XM radio-
While I was driving home from work, said it was a bigger crowd than last night…
"You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't"
Birdos looking at next year
next year so far
C – Molina, Anderson
1B – Pujols
2B – Schumacher, ?
3B – Freese, ?
SS – Ryan, Greene
LF – Holliday
CF – Rasmus
RF – Jay, Craig
SP #1 – Waino
SP #2 – Carp
SP #3 – Garcia
SP #4 – Lohse
SP #5 – ?
Bullpen – Miller, Franklin, Boggs, McCllelan, Hawk, Salas, ?
that’s 21 players… we need another starter (i think lohse is starting btw, anybody who thinks differently is being premature), left-handed specialist, and two more bench players (Greene actually fits the utility role pretty well, he could replace Lopez)
from the lou and im proud AND st. louis (ahem bitches)
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 31, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
I really think we end up trading BP
They’re gonna need cash for Votto, etc
by bobestes on Aug 31, 2010 10:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
they have more revenues from selling 3000 more tickets a night
plus playoff revenue, plus money from arroyo and harang’s expiring contracts.
already said they're OK raising payroll, plus...
ENJOY THE MOMENT
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
I don't like that nickname
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
thats...interesting?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
you know what I'm going to call him?
Whatever the heck he wants me to.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
i wonder if he's allowed to touch hawkeyegirl's tit
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on Aug 31, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
s-s-s-s-s-s-Cee-U-Nit!
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on Aug 31, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
How do you say Smooth in Spanish?
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
I forsee
“embargo’d” in our future after strikeouts!
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
In other news.
These things can bite. And they can draw blood… Ow.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
So, for JNMHSotG
How about Craig Counsell and Carlos Gomez, since they did the impossible? They actually got wood on Chapman’s fastball.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Counsell and Gomez got wood on Chapman's fastball...
Whereas all of RR got wood from Chapman’s fastball.
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Aug 31, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I bet a lot more than those two got wood on Chapman's fastball
ifyouknowwhatImean’d
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
by Ash on Aug 31, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I have a huge boner after watching the DVR of that inning...
I jizzed in my pants a little when I saw 103 come up twice on Gameday.
Watch it, ass blood.
by -ManBearPig on Aug 31, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I might say that
If I could form a coherent thought instead of just grinning like a goofy idiot.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
i work for another team
and was totally superfan-ing it up at work tonight watching the game… i’m giddy. go reds!
The Embargo is here
Prohibiting all trade from opposing batsmen!
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 31, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
fuck the snacks
Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model hieress who owns her own brewery.
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
by jch24 on Aug 31, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
once he goes into the rotation.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
thank fucking god.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't worry, justin. That comment will always be awesoem!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
except I corrected the spelling error in his
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
cockblanket
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I was gonna ask for an equivalent for the ladies, then I remember that we have Joey Votto.
We’re all set.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
this team is so unamerican!
Lou Dobbs most hate the Reds.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree, Ash
They can have the Heiress, we’ll take Joey.
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Sep 1, 2010 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions
So um.. This is neat too, wasn't here, dunno if it was talked about.
“RT @dougdirt24 Rumor is that Yonder Alonso is getting called up to the Reds tomorrow.
Mas Cubanos!
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Aug 31, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That my friend
Is a showcase for an offseason trade.
by bobestes on Aug 31, 2010 10:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Feels like 1990
All I remember is pirates/A’s all year. That team got no love. I like being underdogs.
by bobestes on Aug 31, 2010 10:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Strategery
So… it seems like to me Aroldis has been ready for a couple of weeks and would have been competitive this whole time. I’m thinking that Walt brought him up now, so that (1) it’s clear he’s on the 25-man, (2) so he could have 1 outing to strike fear in the hearts of the Cardinals, and (3) not be seen too much at the Major League-level that anybody could have “figured” him out before facing the Card’s. (Frankly, I think figuring him out will be the equivalent of Adam Dunn trying to hit a pinata blind-folded…just swing hard and pray!)
i don't think there is much to figure it out
He throws really hard with a nasty slider that is 15 MPH slower. Start swinging early or stay home.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Manny being Manny
Speaking Spanish, needing a translator.
I don’t even care. Go Reds!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
we've got some free soldiers.
Make it happen, Barack!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
by ZJiff30 on Aug 31, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This translator's name is Tomas Vera
i interviewed him for a story i did a couple months ago. AWESOME guy.
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
I'm slammed at work tonight but I just wanted to pop in and tell you all ... I love you
and I love this place.
First place. Best offensive player in baseball. A FUCKING FREAK OF NATURE AS A SETUP MAN!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 31, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Mmmm Joeh.
• Ranks 1st in NL in BA (.327) • Ranks 3rd in NL in HR (32)
• Ranks 1st in NL in RBI (97) • Ranks 3rd in NL in R (91)
• Ranks 3rd in NL in BB (74) • Ranks 1st in NL in OBP (.424)
• Ranks 1st in NL in SLG (.605) • Ranks 1st in NL in OPS (1.029)
He's a piece of shit!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 31, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I think his best competition is Gonzalez...
Infante’s gotta hit 300 and average about 5 at-bats per game.
Yep
Someone needs to step in and shut him down.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
and if the Rocks don't get to the playoffs, it will be
CarGo
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
Hey guys, guess what?

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
by Ash on Aug 31, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs
FAILBOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a little sad...
That this season is almost over. 30 games (1 month) left in the regular season. Assuming we play the max of playoff games, we have 49 games left, with 132 in the bag.
but at the same time
this is what we have been pining for.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Do they ever put those post-game interviews online?
by the finest muffins on Aug 31, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
that one probably will be on Reds.com
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
lots of the post-game interviews get put
on foxsportsohio.com. For instance, Jay Bruce’s interview last night.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Thanks!
They’ve really improved that site since I was last there, probably late last season. Love that they showed the score of the Cardinals game on the jumbotron at the stadium yesterday (from the background of the Bruce interview.)
by the finest muffins on Aug 31, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
x (not that you'll use it)

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
by ZJiff30 on Aug 31, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
i'm okay with him if he OPS's .720 with his defense
i really don’t care how he makes his outs.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
soooo
i was fortunate enough to get home right as the 7th inning started. I thought i had for sure missed it, and had my office not closed, I wouldve stayed in my cubicle to watch the cuban miracle. I made it, and it returned the favor
what a great night
I’m out kids. Happy September!!!
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
And I appreciate your patience
I’m still trying to compose myself a bit.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I'm going to go get Sexfisted
what a great day.
First day of classes
Chapman makes his debut
Reds get a 7 game lead
I get to see Sexfist for the first time since May.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
man it's over
7 games up!! magic number of 25!! even losing a game and losing 3 in a row at STL, would still have the reds up 3, with very crappy teams going forward.
Leading the NL in wins too!
77-55
is 23-7 over the final 30 too much to ask for?
by ritalin on Aug 31, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I'll be honest, this crossed my mind briefly today
And I thought, “How great is this???”
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
It'd be better than the 19-9 clip we put up in August
That is asking for a lot. But then again, 14-4 in the last 18?
Chris Valalaika

You may outfit the Trolley.
by Man Mountain on Aug 31, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Just saw the SC highlights.
Joey Votto’s play. HOLY.
And then Rolen. I was just laughing hysterically by then. Wow.
And oh yeah… that Chapman kid. he’s okay.
HELL YEA! WE GON’ WIN!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
SVP was too in awe to even mention it.
Several of them will be in consideration, though.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
SVP is awesome. I like him.
I like it when my favorite teams awe him.
by jsl413 on Aug 31, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It has happened a lot this year.
He really digs the Reds and Joey Votto, and called ESPN out last week for not noticing that he had an awesome shot at winning the Triple Crown. He’s in many ways the Anti-Cowherd.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Just this year on his radio show
he’s talked to Mike Leake, Brandon Phillips, and Dusty Baker. I think he’s talked to Jay Bruce and teh Fya too, but I could be wrong there.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
It keeps me awake in the afternoons at work.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
All I do is type, so it really doesn't bother me.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
But he's a Reds fan!
No points for that? C’mon!
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
I think he's funny, but only in small doses.
Otherwise he kind of wears on me.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I think Kenny Mayne fucking sucks also
He tries way too fucking hard to be a fucking lunatic
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 1, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
right behind it is the 30 for 30 series
Some of those movies have been really cool.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
30 for 30 is pretty sweet. The rest of that station can blow the fuck up.
Except SVP.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 31, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
the len bias one was really good...
heartwrenching. i also really liked the USFL one. haven’t seen jordan baseball yet, is it good?
I'm gonna move A.F. Boone out before that
because he’s been pushing the reds all year long.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
SVP is the best and it ain't close.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 31, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
that was my reaction
just a huge belly laugh from the eighth inning on. unreal. what a night
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
Ditto to all of this.
Those 9th inning plays were gorgeous.
by the finest muffins on Aug 31, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
a friend posted on facebook
“the Harlem Globetrotters of baseball” in quotes.
Did an announcer say that after those last two plays?
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
Yeah, I heard that at some point.
Can’t remember who or when, but it did register, if barely.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
tHom after last out
You may outfit the Trolley.
by Man Mountain on Aug 31, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
So Scotty is now Meadowlark
Jo-eh is Geese. BP would have to be Marquis Haines.
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
Chappie not only stole my heart, he enriched my baseball knowledge
I learned a lot more about Steve Dalkowski today.
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
I might be blacked out from tomorrow's game.
Which would really bum me out. I’ll also be very late, won’t be home till halfway through the game at best.
See, I like it too
Or at least “The Cuban Missile.”
by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
There's something fun about being able to say...
The Reds launch the Cuban Missile at St. Louis (or Atlanta, San Francisco, Philadelphia, San Diego, New York, Tampa Bay, Texas, Minnesota, Chicago, etc.)
Except the Cuban Missile is Alexei Ramirez
Just like Cardiac Cat are the Carolina Panthers not the Cincinnati Bengals. It’s unoriginal.
by Brian B on Sep 1, 2010 9:20 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Manny leads off MLBN
And he never batted. SERIOUSLY?
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
But... he didn't cut his hair!
That’s news, man.
by the finest muffins on Aug 31, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Not usually, but this was pretty bad.
It’s this new “7 Minute Stretch” segment that kinda blows. If you want details, anyway.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
Yeah, I realized that after a bit
Not a fan of that segment.
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
i don't watch enough tv to care
i watch the reds, the bengals, and then everything else online
honestly i’ve watched tv on my actual tv for probably <5 hours since i moved here
I'm not sure what you're asking about
But I don’t really actually care about MLBN, contrary to my prior “Fck MLBN” sentiment, because I don’t watch TV on TV. I watch shows online, the Reds n MLB.tv, and the Bengals on DirecTV Sunday Ticket To Go
I guess what I'm getting at is
I don’t really count watching sports highlights on MLBN as “watching tv”
I dunno, maybe it’s all semantics, but I watch very little scripted or reality television. I do watch a shit-ton of sports, which I don’t see as the same. Eh. Maybe I’m wrong, whatev. That’s where my disconnect was.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
Ditto
Haven’t turned TV on in months. Between the internet and XM, I do just fine. I will head to a watering hole for a game occasionally.
And I could care less how much time we get on SC. If they choose to let us operate in stealth mode for the time being, that is fine with me.
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
from fya
bad news about bruce
johnfayman
Baker said Bruce “tweaked” something in his side during BP. He’s day-to-day. #reds
5 minutes ago via TweetDeck
Reply Retweet
johnfayman
#Reds will add Corky Miller, Yonder Alonso, Carlos Fisher before tomorrow’s game. Springer to 60-day DL to make room on 40-man for Miller
not bad news
bruce himself said he’s fine and plans to play tomorrow
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
Who's Wlad gonna have to kill to get a trip to Cincy
/small concern I know
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
i babysitted by 4-YO twin nephs today and jumped on a trampoline with one on my shoulders
then chose to ride around the neighborhood on a 9YO’s scooter. Im having a hard time sitting down and think my back is moments away from totally giving out. Also, I could not be happier.
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
Welcome to old-hood, holmes :)
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
Pads losing today too...
Things are looking up!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
If the Pads lose, the Reds and Braves will have the best record in the NL
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
man, Sam LeCure is a weird dude
Ok now I can go back to being weird. Have you ever felt like your face was calmly rippling like a rock thrown in a lake
FAILcouer to the Rangers
Manny Delcarmen to the Rockies.
I’ll take what the Reds did instead.
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
Fuck the Cardinals!!
I can’t express this enough. 7 games up on those asshats and Chapman comes in and blows everyone away. I would love to go in there and sweep and completely rip their souls out!!
Consume excrement and expire......
Did anyone see Magrane on MLBN discounting the 105 readings?
A friend mentioned it to me. I was hoping to see Magrane eat crow tonight.
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
That's the thing
He was throwing 101-102 and it looked EASY. Let’s also not forget that he had to be just a tad nervous tonight.
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
The Reds, after the Padres lose, have the 3rd best record in the ML (tie w/ Braves)
Behind the Rays by 4 games and the Yanks by 5.
Also, back into the #2 offense in the MLB
Behind the Yankees’ 717 runs with 633, back ahead of Boston, the Rays.
recap is up
GOD I LOVE CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL IN CAPSLOCK!! that’s as big as it gets, CAPSLOCK, think about that shit
lecure’s gotta be blazed. best follow i ever made

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