Game 132, Thread 3: In this game thread, on Aug. 31, 2010, Aroldis Chapman made his debut for the Cincinnati Reds
by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2010 8:51 PM EDT
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Man, I hope that title's accurate. Reds winning, 4-1.
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everyone is pointing and laughing.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Did Harang take himself out?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
harang looks like an alcoholic
or what i meant to say is that he makes me want to become one
Gomes...
giving runs back.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Gomes giveth.
Gomes taketh away.
GOOD LORD.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
good job Jonny
you fuckface
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 31, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
Good gosh, Jonny.
Get your fricking glove in front of the ball.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
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Gomes is horrible
Although there was a bad hop
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
yeah, I saw that. That was a terrible hop.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Although Manny would have made that play
and hit better to boot….but no waiver claim for him….
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
damn Jonny
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
nice pitch Sammy
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
jonny giveth jonny taketh
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Sure would have been nice to get another run last inning
We can’t keep giving away runs. Or maybe we can…. it just makes it more stressful though.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
I'm a celebrity!
I got retweeted by a famous Reds blog!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
what a great job
Official scorer
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
LeCure should fucking nutpunch Gomes
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 31, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
Harang'll do the honors.
Those are his runs.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
he gave up 1 ER
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
He didn't look as good as that number does...
But I’m still holding out hope that he can be a part of this thing.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
i'm under no illusion that 8 hits, 3 BB and just 2 K's in 4 innings is good.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
you are not incorrect
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 31, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
you are incorrect
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 31, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
you look like MC Hammer on crack, Humpty!
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 31, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
anyone can play this game
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
where's petey?
hey petey, who performed the theme to Hey Dude?
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
beatles
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
that was Hey Jude
and the beatles fucking suck
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm sure there's something I like that you think fucking sucks
so that’ll be our compromise
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
so ask away, I'm sure we'll find this soon
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
That is a fact
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
eh, I won't fight you on U2, they're hit or miss for me
and I only eat olives to humor my wife, since she’s fond of them
What else ya got?
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
i think dave matthews band fucking sucks
also, m. night shymalan shitshow signs. and two and a half men
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
DMB sucks now, they used to be decent
6th Sense was the only M. Night Ramalamadingdong movie I liked.
We’ll agree to disagree on 2.5 Men! We have a start!
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
No idea.
I was too busy nailing skanks by the time that show was on.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am enigmatic and tepidly hyper.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
great job Sam
Jonny… not so much
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Harang, not so much
11 baserunners
by occams_tiger_teeth on Aug 31, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
honestly, he did better than I expected
and got us into the 5th
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 31, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Harang leave hurt or do to ineffectiveness?
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
he left because he became paul wilson
by RedHotHollywood on Aug 31, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Houston has 2 on none out
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STUBBY
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by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 31, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
Counsell can take the brunt of it
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by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 31, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
woo hoo 2-0 Astros
Pence triples
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IMO Stubby
needs to keep hitting leadoff
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 31, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
id rather have him 5th
he’s gonna start being productive whereever he’s placed in the lineup
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 31, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
so i guess Harang did the minimum we needed him to do.
he didn’t single handily lose the game.
I’ll take that from the worst starter in the rotation.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
Volquez was great in L'ville.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
sucked in Cincinnati.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
stick a fork in him?
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
who do you replace him with?
it would be nice if Volquez can find his command.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
leake in two weeks
Or matt maloney!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm thinking Maloney would be a better choice
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
effin nasty pitch
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
inside!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
probably, but it was nasty
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
borderline at best
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
3-0 Astros
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
3-0 Astros on Johnson RBI single
I really hope they turn into the old Astros for that series later
So Carpenter hit Wallace?
Hell, if he doesn’t have better control than that, he shouldn’t be in the league.
by coviner on Aug 31, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
suspend him for a week minimum.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Budweiser needs to make a special beer brewed from the tears of Cards fans.
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Aug 31, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
97 RBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
perfect george grande bloop
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
97 ribeyes ytd!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I have run out of words to describe the great Joey Votto.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
they used to play that song
for his at-bat music. He was not amused.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
whaaa
that would be fantastic. It would be like the new Wild Thing haha
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 31, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Votto doesn't seem to be amused by anything
that actually is amusing
You may outfit the Trolley.
by Man Mountain on Aug 31, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of the Cubs...
The Pirates are beating them like they stole something.
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Aug 31, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Votto never laughs.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of signs, there is some hoopla over a proposed mosque in Murfreesboro, TN where I live
Last night some of the mosque supporters were carrying signs and wearing T Shirts that read
“Jesus, please save me from your followers”
by coviner on Aug 31, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
- Mohandas Gandhi
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
"Excellent"
- Bill and Ted
"Fuck it, we'll do it live."
by DTFH91 on Aug 31, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Another green for Sir Hendrix
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
wow
Reds have only had 5 100+ rbi seasons since 1995. 3 by Dunn. Awesome
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Reggie Sanders never quite got there, right?
by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
not a lot of offensive firepower past decade plus
Too bad junya couldn’t stay healthy as he aged
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I guess Chapman will pitch the 7th.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
Awful strike call
but here comes Jonny with 2 outs.
don't bother here.
Bias is our middle name. It’s legally Red Bias Reporter.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
wow that was pretty bad too
but at least he is consistent
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hey Jonny you owe me 2 runs
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
ok next time
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
3-0 Houston end of 4
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
McGwire's conscience?
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Pssh
Those whiners were numb in 2006 right before the playoffs. And then they won the World Series. Fuck those guys in the pants.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOM BOOM CLAP
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Really, walk Gomes to get to Heisey?
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
Dunno what it is about Gomes...
but you gotta admit he lays off the bad pitches.
Think we can trade him to an AL team?
that was prob ash
She is loud!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Have never been mistaken for "a guy" however.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
Holy crap!
Gallardo and an equipment manager were robbed at gunpoint? The equipment manager was pistol-whipped? That’s crazy!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
I don't know how I missed that one.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
South Milwaukee'd
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
I hear it was Ugueth Urbina, luckily gas is too expensive for former MLB closers these days
by coviner on Aug 31, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I bet Dibble still farts a lot.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
He's already our setup guy?
Or have you witnessed one of Masset Hound’s famous “build a stripper out of cocaine” parties?
by coviner on Aug 31, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
thats life is south milwaukee
Like two the hard way….
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
if I am pitching I am throwing it inside
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Chris Welsh was pistol whipped once?
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 31, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
robbed at gun point
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
They stole his speed.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
and his stache
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 31, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
but left the 'stache
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
robbed at gunpoint as well ... scary stuff
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
by joshuar9476 on Aug 31, 2010 9:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
little known fact
I survived a drive by shooting. Its not cuba or fantasy camp….but its rare!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
long story
Short version is house senior year college was owned by pot distributor previous year. was furnished with hardwood floors and a curio cabinet. Who woulda thunk it?
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Who knew Athens was such a dangerous place?
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
That's a strong rec.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Sep 1, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
OK those are two pitches that were strikes
to Valaika and Rolen…..Heisey gets the calls?
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
Rolen's remarks must have saved Heisey from getting rung up there
by AB on Aug 31, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
If only Edmonds would have influenced him more.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
what if i think it will top out at 103?
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
THEN YOU ARE WRONG SIR!
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 31, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
gallardo and outs
the perfect picnic partners
by RedHotHollywood on Aug 31, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Gallardo has not made an out at the plate tonight
by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
trying to help our mojo
but thanks for rubbing my face in it.
by RedHotHollywood on Aug 31, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Michael Kay and Tino Martinez
talking about the Reds. They expected them to fade over the summer, but they never did. They thought the Reds were done when the Cards swept them, but “ever since that brawl” the Reds have been red-hot, and the Cards have not.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Michael Kay is a huge, unwashed Vagina Head
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 31, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
all of YES commentators are awful
and kay is the worst
rest of game?
LeCure 6
Chapman 7
Masset 8
CoCo 9
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
didnt masset go 2 yesterday
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah I forgot that
LeCure 6/7
Masset 8 Chapman
CoCo 9
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
you think LeCure is going 3?
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
LeCure, Ondrusek, Masset, Coco
I don’t think we see Aroldis tonight
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by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 31, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh shit, well then maybe Chapman then
1125MPH!!!!
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by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 31, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I redacted! I redacted!
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by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 31, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
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by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 31, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Might as well get him in there tonight.
I mean, there is one more game then an off day.
50 percent of reds fans at home are idiots
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I venture a guess that it's more than that! ;)
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
Heck, 90% of us posting here are idiots!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
i live in LA
reds fans are 90 percent smarter. take that as you will.
by RedHotHollywood on Aug 31, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes I am, fuckface
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
jeeeeez
dont walk the lead off hitter let alone the pitcher
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 31, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
I'm pretty sure if Chapman throws a fastball at Dusty Baker
he will get into the game whenever he pleases tHom.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
if you were afraid that if you didn't use Chapman when he wanted to be used, he would hit you with a fastball
what would you do?
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
send him to aaa with harang
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Ondrusik and Bray warming up
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Aug 31, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
that was a ball, but it was fair
at least he is consistent on both sides of the inning, I can handle that.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
wow blue
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Chapman is pretty.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
a justin007000 joint
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 31, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
justin likes cuban missiles!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
no way i swing at that
he isn’t calling the outside
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Oh god, not a nationally televised game
Or is it okay because it is on Fox
If I have to listen to Tim McCarver
Imma be pissed!
by AB on Aug 31, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Last time they used Thom and Millar
Thought that was funny. I was at the game though, so I only heard him when I was looking for myself on TV
I like LeCure
i don’t think his future is in the rotation though, but he probably would be an excellent middle reliever.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
I'm outtie
catch ya’all lates!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Oh crap.
The Reds are on national TV Saturday. That does not bode well.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
better start
since I’m pretty sure the playoffs are national TV games
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Now I want to know if Chapman pitched the game I saw between Team USA and Team Cuba
in the Panamerican baseball classic.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
when?
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
2006
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
it was actually the Olympic qualifying game.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
But it still counts toward his xFLIP.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Sep 1, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm curious...
On Corey Hart’s two full-count swings this inning, did Gallardo run on the pitch? Or save his energy?
i don't think he ran
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
jim edmonds sighting!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
is Janish bunting?
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 31, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
janish power!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Rasmus, Pujols, Holliday down on 13 pitches
middle of 6 3-0 Houston
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Braun
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Aug 31, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
i know gomes is bad
but he is better than braun defensively
Gomes is horrible in the outfield
He would have to improve greatly just to be bad.
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Aug 31, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Braun, and it ain't even fucking close
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
any measurement
Gomes is one of the worst defensive LF ever, and I’m a guy who doesn’t give a shit about LF defense
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
current season by UZR and Dewan,
both suck but gomes>braun…. same last year too. i’m not arguing that gomes is good. just better than braun
Dewan, whatever
screw that guy and his metric
I admittedly have not looked on Fangraphs to see how Gomes and Braun stack up in UZR and UZR/150, but I’m surprised if Gomes is better than Braun
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Comparing Braun and Gomes defensively is like comparing herpes to genital warts.
I’m sure you could do it by looking really closely, but who the fuck would want to?
If you want to see real bashing, check out Red Reporter…it’s crazy over there - hr
by RedsMasochist on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hanigan runs pretty well
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
who is recalled tomorrow?
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 9:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
your mom
and at least 5 other guys, but if they’re smart, they fill the 40 man! Rosters expand bitches! Bring up 15!
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Why the fuck does LEcure have a bat?
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Aug 31, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions
I'm guessing
Not to tip off who is pinch hitting before Milwaukee changes pitchers?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Or what coviner said
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
For self-defense apparently.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
think thats big enough a lead
to see the cuban missile, or will dusty hold him back tonigth?
hey tHom
the answer is 3
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
nice bunt
but he was dead to rights
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
what a lazy tag
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Aug 31, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
haha
woooo!
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 31, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
This season is fantastic
I know exactly what the Brewers fans are going through in this game because it is so reminiscent of so many recent Reds seasons.
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
he was a beast during the regular season
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
That was poorly worded
Amongst those in the top 10 in MVP voting is what I meant
something like 4 for 30 with about 20 k's
if memory serves me
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
It's like he changed places with Mark Devereaux
Was that that asshole’s name?
BOOM BOOM CLAP
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Brewers pitching is really bad sans Gallardo
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Aug 31, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
be nice if we could do the same to wainwright and carpenter
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Aug 31, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, Lucroy really whipped that one down there.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Hey fellas/gals, what have I missed?
Who hit the homer? I heard the fwx while working in the yard. :)
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
Gomes
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Aaron Miles
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 31, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't believe you
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
Ok you got me
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
end of 6 3-0 stros
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
I like updating my avatar, it makes me happy :)
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
WHAT THE FUCK WAS/IS OUR BET IF/WHEN THE REDS WIN THE NL CENTRAL?!?!?!
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
oh god, I forget
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
it started as avatar bet, had something about embarassing picture, and I know I'm missing a 3rd part
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the bet you're going to lose, no? :)
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
your sources might be correct, however I'm a man of my word, thus me wanting to know wtf I have to do
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't remember, sadly
a month of an avatar and a beer/burger will do nicely though.
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
He started...
got hit pretty hard. Didn’t make it out of the 5th…oh, the other one?
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Aug 31, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
need.more.runs
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Really want to see Joey hit a HR to get to 100 or more RBIs
Get on base Valaika
that would be soooo sweet
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
He definitely gets in a blowout right?
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Aug 31, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions
Come on, Nessie
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
that nickname is gayer than a picnic basket
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Aug 31, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
No way
When I think of Nessie, I think of that one movie where Jodie Foster played the retarded chick
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Aug 31, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
regardless
I think of jodie foster
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Aug 31, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
That's unfortunate.
‘cause you’re gonna be thinking about Jodie Foster a lot!
John Hinckley, Jr.’d
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
I prefer V
Valaika is from Valencia
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Aug 31, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
V
apid moVie
You may outfit the Trolley.
by Man Mountain on Aug 31, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Silence of the Lambs?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I disagree
But this statement tickled me.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
who the fuck is Nessie?
aside from the Loch Ness Monster
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
A Lake Monster
(I prefer that nickname, btw)
by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Who resides in a Lake...
I think it’s Valaika? I think I missed that convo.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
heheh, almost didn't make it to the dirt
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
Its a foul ball if he hits it, right?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
if he hits it outside the diagonal white lines.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
wrong
once it bounces, it’s a ball, and not a HBP situation
however, the batter is more than welcome to take a swing at a ball that bounces
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, I don't trust wikipedia
I’ll have to thumb through my baseball rule book, as well as go punch every ump straight in the balls that never gave me first base when I’d get hit by a ball after it bounced first.
I mean I’ve been wrong before, but I don’t think I’m wrong about this
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Comment on rule 2.00
If the pitch touches the ground and bounces through the strike zone it
is a "ball." If such a pitch touches the batter, he shall be awarded first base. If the batter swings at such a
pitch after two strikes, the ball cannot be caught, for the purposes of Rule 6.05 © and 6.09 (b). If the
batter hits such a pitch, the ensuing action shall be the same as if he hit the ball in flight.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Middle of 7th 3-0 Houston
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if the Brewers were smart
they’d walk this Joey Votto fella
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
Looks like they're working on that.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
votto vs Pujols
could be like the old Williams and DiMaggio MVP votes
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
I'm flattered you think that I look like Joey Votto though
Not sure where you’re getting that Slyde looks like Billy Hatcher
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 31, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think he was saying Prince Fielder
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
That's ridiculous
I’m not a vegetarian
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 31, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Slyde there?
It was uncanny
You may outfit the Trolley.
by Man Mountain on Aug 31, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
He's somewhere drunk on wine. I assume at home.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
He needs to layoff the Boones Farm
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
It's time for Joey to invite Roldie to the mound by hitting a 3-run johnson
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
3 RUN, not inch.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Aug 31, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
The list is long, but distingished
by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And the plaque for the alternates is in the Ladies Room.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
Thom's response to OPS cracks me up
totally clueless
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Pujols has had more ABs
That’s why he has more bases
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Aug 31, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
This is so fucking fun!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
I'm not sure you're really getting this
by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I meant a ? at the end
b/c I really wasn’t sure
and I’m only familiar with some of raven riley’s work
by all means, please enlighten me
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I am pretty sure I was the only one for it at the time
Everyone was too busy worshiping Zach Stewart and Roenicke
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Aug 31, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I was on your side.
Encarnacion sucked something awful.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Rolen has played about 100 more games fro the Reds than I thought he would
I thought he would be what Edmonds turned out to be
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Yeah it was us vs the blogosphere
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Aug 31, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I was sitting right there with you
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you still owe me two runs Jonny
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
I hope so
This thread is getting kinda long.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Gomes let the last two runs in
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Joey Votto doing a radio commercial where he talks about what's stressful?
After going on the DL last year with “stress related issues”? Seems in poor taste.
wrong lefty Dusty!
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 31, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
i like him in long relief
i think he’s better at it
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 31, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
but the next time the reds need a 5th starter
who would be better Harang or LeCure?
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd use Volquez again
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 31, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
because you want to give the ball to Harang or LeCure in the first inning?
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
ehhhh
i dk. I think LeCure’s better out of the pen though n i dont wanna mess it up. Have Harang pitch until he sucks like tonight (which will be about 3 or 4 innings in) and have Lecure come after
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 31, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I just returned from visiting my 99.5 year old Mom - Heretofore kown as Mother Madville
She was fired up for tonight’s game…not because of Chapman but because she wanted Dusty get Gomes back in there..because he needs to practice hitting and get it going again…
She could be as good as Dusty…really
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Depends
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
by Caleb on Aug 31, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
thank you
I’ll be here all week
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Do inadvertant assists count here?
I am pretty sure they do in basketball. I mean, I can’t imagine Allen Iverson ever purposefully passing to someone
Mother Madville is a pretty big Dusty fan so she wouldn't take the job unless he quit.
She has had it with sMarty though…Why doesn’t that old man shut and retire?
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
that's SHUT UP and retire
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
Carpy the Harpy just got pinch hit for
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
yeah thanks
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
I didn't see Chapman when i saw the game in Cuba, but I did see a whiny little bitch.
For example, Team USA chased veteran lefthander Adiel Palma in the first inning after leadoff singles by Skip Schumaker (Cardinals) and Bobby Hill (Padres) and a hit-by-pitch of Mike Kinkade (Marlins). But reliever Yuniesky Maya escaped the jam without giving up a run, as Billy Butler (Royals), Chad Allen (Royals) and Mark Reynolds (Diamondbacks) came up empty.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
Some dude named Chatman I think
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
And I could be wrong
but I think he’s from Cuba
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Chapman isn't a Cuban name
I think he’s from Scranton
or around Huntington WV
where is Thundering Turtle lately?
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
I'm not gonna lie
I’m so excited I can’t sit still
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Me either, but I think it's the flu aches for me.
I feel like SHIYAT.
by Craig Conrad on Aug 31, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
it is a slow game
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Is he coming? Is he Coming?
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
'Sup fellas?
Just poured myself 24oz of homebrew, and I think we need a new thread. Just to spite the title of this thread.
by Brian B on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
2 out runner on second and Pujols coming up
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ESPN should break coverage to show Chapmania
I hope so.
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
screw the 4 letter
They’re participation does not make this a blessed event.
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
omgomgomg!!!!!!
I think I hear reindeer on the roof!!!!!!!!
by Brian B on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 3 recs
I want to rec that twice
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CHAPMAN IS PITCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!121111111111!!!!!!!!
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
by justin007000 on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
I just got goose bumps
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Would that be wrong? Was I not supposed to do that?
Would it be wrong to put a microphone by the bullpen catcher’s mitt during Chapman’s warmups?
sssshhhsssskkkk whump!
sssshhhsssskkkk whump!
Gnight, Slim
I really don't like the "Cuban Missile" name.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Aroldis Chapman...the Embargo.
OK, maybe folks in Kentucky wouldn’t understand it, but it’s still a good nickname.
Happy Aroldis Day, everyone!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
by ZJiff30 on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
ladies and gentlemen
the whole world is excited about the Reds right now.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
And of course FSN has to fuck it up with a "Cuban Missile" banner across the screen
Fuckers.
by Brian B on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Guys, this is one of the coolest Reds-related things I can remember.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
by Ash on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
uhhh
Jim Edmonds as a Red..helllllooooo
jk’d
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
98
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
that's good that's hot that's nice!
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
Pujols grounded out
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Yep.
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
i want to watch!!!
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
86 on the slider
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
102
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102 mph
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
87 slider
K!!!
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
deep breath
I was actually standing up
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
I feel like a part of history!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Scary when....
you can take over 20mph off your pitch and still be in the 80s, like his breaking ball.
No joke.
This kid looks to be the truth. Fer realz.
by Craig Conrad on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
100
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
103 and he got a piece
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Cigarettes all around.
What an inning.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
by Ash on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
99
and another weak grounder
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
Hi, Hello and Welcome big Guy
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bring him back for one more inning?
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
he's due in the BL
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
got to keep him in right?
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
The best team in the NL just added the best reliever in the NL
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
HOT DIGGITY DOG!
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
I'm sorta dissapointed that he didn't just srike out the side...I guess he was a tad nervous
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
We can take weak ass groundouts like that any day of the week
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
2010
The year being a Reds fan became fun again.
Holy shit was that awesome.
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
That
Hey, do you play Streak For The Cash over on ESPN? My condolences if so.
by King Coebra on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone got a Kleenex?
WOW.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
I didn't even need any lotion
or hands!
by Brian B on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Why am I all of a sudden
more confident of the Reds chances to do something in the playoffs?
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
I'm saying Chapman doesn't drastically change this team between now and the playoffs
I’m sure he’ll help, but the Reds also won 77 or 78 games without Chapman on the roster
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 1, 2010 6:47 AM EDT up reply actions
holy shit
Amazing
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Wow. That got my nipples hard
And I lost them in a tragic belt sander accident in 1994.
Gnight, Slim
two ground outs?
the dude is over hyped
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
How many pitches did he throw?
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
That literally gave me chills.
Amazing to watch.
by chazzilla on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Chapman who?
TODD Mother F’in COFFEY in the HOUSE!
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Style points as well...
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If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
by Madville on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
ok only 1 inning
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
that was a great way to use Chapman
god is he amazing.
"@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh"-tehzachatak, Viva El Birdo
I'm not going to be able to get to sleep after that.
That had to be one of the most exciting things I’ve watched happen live in sports. Wow.
Seriously though, the heat is nice
BUT DID YOU SEE THAT FUCKING SLIDER?
Man Chapman was so damn cool out there
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
I hadn't been this excited-
Since I saw Ashley Judd at the SEC Tournament in Nashville last March!
"You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't"
I'm so glad I have this recorded :))))))))))))
"Nothing wakes you up on a cold January morning like hot horse-piss." - Kevin Mitchell is Batman
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