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Brewers Series Preview, A Planetary Perspective.

Monday 8/30, Joey, Joey, Joey...

The Planets just keep getting better for our hero Joey Votto; the placement of Mercury suggests that now is the most opportune time for dealing in business and especially with the press. Expect his attitude to be professional and upbeat, His constitution stable, and ability to reason sharp. Today's only aspect peaks a few hours prior to game time. The future is ever brighter for Joey as Venus and Mars will be in Virgo by mid September... Perfect. Other notable Virgos include Brewers Todd Coffey and Rickie Weeks, and Reds employees Rick Sweet and Mark Stefanski.

The Moon remains in Taurus today, "Steady as she goes" says the stubborn Bull.

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Tuesday 8/31, Check your glove.

Caution needs to be observed for the first hour of this Ballgame, the Moon is Void of Course from 7:13pm through 8:19pm EST. Watch out for errors in the field and on the base paths. Be wary of feelings of isolation and anxiety, this time is best spent maintaining your center and focus. Somewhere around the 4th inning (depending, that is, on just how many errors are induced.) the Moon will pass into Gemini.

`Neptune and the Moon are in opposition this afternoon. There is a danger here that Aroldis Chapman (Pisces) could become disappointed in what has come of his sky-high expectations. Communication should be limited thoroughly; concentration on ones spirit is a must, alcohol and tobacco should be avoided. Bronson Arroyo and Corky Miller are other notable, active Pisces.

Finally today, Jupiter and Uranus are in favorable positions, Thank god because Chris Heisey and Logan Ondrusek can use all the help they can get.

Wednesday 9/1, Mercury, Saturn causing excitement.

For as blessed as Joey Vottos planets have been, and will continue to be; today could be a bump in the road. Mercury is in opposition, and if it peaked in the middle of the night I would think nothing of it, but alas it peaks at 7:17pm. Joey might be excitable today, and as you all know, that can go either way our hero.

Today we should learn much about how Saturn affects Johnny Cueto. Last week he shined in the glow of Saturn, and today the rays should be even stronger. Expect him to work fast and be the aggressor today, both on the mound, and at the plate.

From the RR Astrology desk.

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This is "Sabremetrics for Idiots"

If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker

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