Game 127, Thread 4: Last inning and a half!
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Since the thread titles are never right anymore
Let’s just post them only when the Reds are up, eh?
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 25, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
By "title", I meant "text describing the current game situation, including the score"
Apologies. They should make a name for that, like FanGameSituation or FanScore
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 25, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
My god what is going on
i did not know the Giants could hit like this
by keepitsimple125 on Aug 25, 2010 6:41 PM EDT reply actions
Neither did we. They.
Us. Them.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
You have got to be shitting me
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
(this is so '09, it will be changed as ST progresses and I come up with something)
jesus Brendan
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
stop these dumb fallacies
it is so fucking tired.
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Aug 25, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Ondrusek isn't quite that tall.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
so not all that
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Totally not all that.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 6:42 PM EDT reply actions
Got to love a contested contest.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 6:42 PM EDT reply actions
What the FUCK happened?
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Nothing is fucked here, dude
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 6:43 PM EDT reply actions
tip'd
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
She said it was cool! She said it was cool!
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we have the first couple threads back?
You know, the ones in which we scored all those runs and they didn’t?
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
stop these fallacies
they are tired
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Please feel free to extend your stay in the City By The Bay.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 6:45 PM EDT reply actions
So have we talked about the decision to bring in Leake as a pinch hitter yet?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
i ate in the 6th
i’m not feeling so good.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
You've gotta be kidding me
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 6:46 PM EDT reply actions
Fontenyes?
What th’…
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 6:46 PM EDT reply actions
christ shit
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
Don't be blasphemin'.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Whom would you prefer to have taken the shit?
I mean, would a Ghandi shit be holier?
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I do believe there;'s some sort of correlation between the pitching and the hitting.
No pitch, no hit.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
geez
This is a little more excitement than I needed.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
not enough time to warm up, maybe?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Just threw up Chipotle.
It is not pretty
by keepitsimple125 on Aug 25, 2010 6:47 PM EDT reply actions
HA! well that's hilarious
fuck you Giants, fuck you Reds pitching, fuck you San Francisco
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 6:47 PM EDT reply actions
*
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ah fuck...
i can’t believe they’ve done this.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
Oh, but there are.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions
try "shit"
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
There are 7 of them.
You can’t say them on television.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
is this the most runs the giants have ever scored in 3 games?
35 now. They said on yahoo the 3 games series total had hit 30 just 7 times in fifty years. This isn’t even a good hitting team. The reds pitching is imploding.
by occams_tiger_teeth on Aug 25, 2010 6:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
HE LIVES IN A SHOE
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 6:48 PM EDT reply actions
this is fucking rediculous
Fucking bullpen.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
why does everyone try to make the game about themselves?
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Aug 25, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
blow all of us
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
no, don't blow me, please...
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
eff you
how is this not a legitimate question?
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Aug 25, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
i think poodle has a right to be upset as a fan
i fail to see how that is making the game about herself.
Isn’t the game about all of us individually as we choose to be Reds fans.
I really don’t get your question, but i think we have a right to be upset.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
your favorite team falters
and you feel bad for yourself.
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Aug 25, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
no, my reaction is simply this
thsi team has behaved completely unprofessionaly the past 3 days. We expect to see and pay to see professional baseball. I have a right to be upste when theuy consistently faily to provide that
you are so self centered!
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
there are two teams playing hard, fighting for a playoff spot
the score is tied.
I do not think it is for lack of effort that the Reds have struggled.
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Aug 25, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
why are you trying to prove righteous morale superiority?
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
my morale does seem to be superior to yours
i’m not flipping the fuck out and taking a ballgame thats unfolding thousands of miles away as a referendum on myself.
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Aug 25, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Colin - perhaps justin is spouting off in a temporary emotional state of fervor.
And perhaps you should not take his spouting as literal.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Maybe not, but does that give you the right to criticize others for doing so?
Get off the high horse, pal. We’re all Reds fans here.
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 25, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
didnt the reds
Also lead 10 to 1?
by occams_tiger_teeth on Aug 25, 2010 6:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Well, to be fair, they blew a 10-1 lead just like the Reds are doing.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
This is worse than the Braves...
because I don’t give a fuck about them.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Aug 25, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought they got it the same?
10-1 come back
by keepitsimple125 on Aug 25, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Though they did give up 11
to lose 12-10. We’re not quite there yet!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Unbelievable
we’re gonna lose this game
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 6:50 PM EDT reply actions
nooo... stop it
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
I know it doesn't matter
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 25, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
they look just a like
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Votto's played well
But the SI cover jinx is exploding all over the Reds’ face.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
see
here i was just defending you…
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Aug 25, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
I FUCKING HATE THE WEST COAST
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
I know what you mean.
The property values are Gawdawful.

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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
That was 6 hits in a row to left field
They switched out Gomes after the first three.
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I am excited about the imminent comeback. :)
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 6:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Alright alright alright
Let’s all calm down a bit. This is has been shitty. But shit like this is gonna happen. Win or lose, lets get back to Cincy with a 5-4 west coast record and beat the fuck out of the Cubs.
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 6:52 PM EDT reply actions
by 'win or lose' i meant 'regardless'
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
regardless

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every time i say this is the worst loss ever
This 2010 reds team tops it
by occams_tiger_teeth on Aug 25, 2010 6:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Rhodes has been really good
Can’t really say he sucks. He did today. Maybe he wasn’t prepared to pitch. Maybe it was just the luck of the draw. But the pitching wasn’t that bad today. Just one really horrendous inning.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
the play was really
Good right Mrs Lincoln?
by occams_tiger_teeth on Aug 25, 2010 7:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
LIL BIT
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
The series
I was more referencing the series in it’s entirety. Virtually nobody on the staff pitched well and most were shelled early and often in their respective appearances.
yeah
It would be the bottom of the order coming up.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That's probably because they haven't been worth watching in the second half
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
that winning streak last week was terrible.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
great
hannigan, janish and stubbs due up.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
a tad extreme?
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
was going to pinch run
for Hanigan if he got on
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
don't they all have one earflap in the big leagues?
Maybe he’s going to pinch-hit if anyone gets on.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
OLD SCHOOL RALLY CAPS!!!!!!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
YES!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
horrible. how many times do we have to watch this team choke away a 10 run lead?
by celticinorlando on Aug 25, 2010 6:57 PM EDT reply actions
that was something
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
Good ol' Panda.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 6:57 PM EDT reply actions
STUBBS!
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 6:58 PM EDT reply actions
Yay!
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
TIE GAME!
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
BOOM BOOM CLAP
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
So much for the vaunted arm we acquired.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 6:58 PM EDT reply actions
PAUL VANISH DOES HIS REVERSE DISAPPEARING ACT!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
get Coco throwing
tell Volquez to start to prepare to enter the game.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
why
Volquez only threw 40 pitches.
Who is left in the bullpen besides Masset.
If this game goes beyond 11 or 12 innings Volquez makes the most sense.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not gonna. We're winning this bitch in 9.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
You did see what he did with those 40 pitches, right?
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
who else is avialable after Masset and Coco
do you want to use Leake or LeCure again?
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
HE IS NOT ALL THAT
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't you love a contested contest?
Have you all stopped gnashing yer teeth now?
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 6:59 PM EDT reply actions
MAKE IT 8 MORE
WE GOTTA COCO-PROOF THIS
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 25, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
You had your five!
We gave you five more…and what did you do with them?
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY RITA HAYWORTH
WE’RE GONNA TAKE, TAKE, TAKE.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Why waste a pinch hitter here?
There’s still just one out, right
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
RUNNER ON 2ND, 1 OUT
WHY NOT GET A LEAD
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 25, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Valaika is capable of getting a hit
Cairo just hit into a DP….nice.
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I agree with you there
I just don’t see what one out has to do with it.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Well if there were two out
There would be more pressure to produce a good result. One out though? Roll the dice with Valakia
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Not giving up a chance to score
by letting Valaika hit.
Now we’ve got one less bat for extra innings….stupid.
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
and I'm not sure
Miggy for Valaika is really that big an improvement.
Um, now I’m sure.
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fuck
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 7:02 PM EDT reply actions
I can haz imagery...
Talking Chop gave me a warning about the Becky Linares – blocked – by – Hudson one. Sheesh!
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
R R R R
FontenYEAH!
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:02 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck 'em.
Vent heavily.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
yes!
Joey’s going to win this one by giving kayak guy a souvenir.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Temporarily disengaging Rally Caps.
Told you fellas we had this one. :)
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP SERIES OF ALL TIME!
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 25, 2010 7:02 PM EDT reply actions
AND THAT, WHILE APPRECIATED IN THEORY, WAS THE MOST PATHETIC WAY
TO TIE UP A GAME THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE BAG 4 INNINGS A GO!
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 25, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Atlanta would like to have a word with you
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
That was only two games
And a smaller comeback.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Philly was pretty ridiculous too, though
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Philly might have been crazier
but I don’t remember this many errors, pitcher meltdowns and bizzare happenings (like 3 HR in an inning etc).
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 25, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Get beat bad the first two games
then beat down the giants for most of the game and then get worked. 10-1. I mean come on
by keepitsimple125 on Aug 25, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU!
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
i cracked my first beer just before stubbs' AB
too late, too soon, or just in time?
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
2 of these.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
miggy sucked
Would have been better if balalaikas K’s
by occams_tiger_teeth on Aug 25, 2010 7:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Masset and Cordero
And I guess theoretically Volquez.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Good point
This may force their hand on Volquez going to the ’pen if it goes past 11 innings or so.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 25, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Would you like to borrow a Dontrelle Willis?
Unfortunately, we have one.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I think just Coco
Unless they want to use a starter on his throw day.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I'm confused by that promotion.
How can you give away a basement?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
i think they mean they will finish a basement
i would like my parents to win that ,since they have a crawl space.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Slyde has a finished crawl space?
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Sit this fat bastard down, Nick
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 7:06 PM EDT reply actions
they've got a mandatory practice tomorrow
simulated games for all of them to see if they can start in the playoffs
All Reds position players have been used, except for CMM.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
sMarty must have forgotten all about him.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
he has an ankle injury
so that is a fair question.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't he on the DL?
Which is why we have Valaika and LeCure up?
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
No
they replace Edmonds and Jordan Smith
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, they DL'd Edmonds
but not Nix.
Smith was sent down to make room for LeCure.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
well, he does have a bad ankle
But he said he could pinch-hit.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Wood!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
You've gotta assume he'll be up next inning if anybody reaches.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Holy shit he made an out
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 7:09 PM EDT reply actions
STOP TALKING CHRIS WELSH
you jinxing fuckface
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 7:10 PM EDT reply actions
The only thing that is truly unlucky is superstition.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess Arroyo can pitch today to?
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
Uribe
I’m actually happy he hit a single. Just a single.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
my favorite thing about the word jin
is its numerous spellings. JIN, JINN, DJIN, AND DJINN are all acceptable, and it can be pluralized. What a great word!
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Aug 25, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright, Votto Smash time
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 7:12 PM EDT reply actions
EARN THIS
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 25, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Forget that France scene
I want to go all Dresden over this inning.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
CANADIAN RALLY CAPS!!!!!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
THEY'RE MY FAVOURITE!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Aug 25, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
the Reds should have taken my suggestion of
Demoting LeCure, 60 daying Springer, and putting Kliner on the active roster.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
*Klinker
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I'M GONNA HIT IT OUT RIGHT NOW, YOU HORSESHIT UMPIRE!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
god fucking damnit.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
rolen hit the ball too hard.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Acutally, no, the problem was that he ran to far.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
too much top spin
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
the fence is too low!
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
they shoud really move it in 100 feet when the Reds bat.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Bill Veeck did something similar with the minor league Milwaukee Braves back in the day.
He had a 30’ chickenwire fence that rolled out electronically from the fair pole. He chose to either have it up or down, depending on the matchups. One game he had the fence up for the visitors, but down for the home team. “We didn’t win the Abner Doubleday award for sportsmanship that year.” They also lost the game, and the league rules were updated the following day.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
i am in the minority
but i really enjoy the final cut.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I prefer The Delicate Sound of Thunder.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Momentary Lapse of reason is Awful.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
DISAGREED COMPLETELY
YOU ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
post Roger Waters Pink Floyd isn't very good.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I AM NO FAN OF ROGER WATERS.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i have a friend who hates Roger Waters
he hates the Wall because he claims Waters made it too personal.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I have heard this argument from others as well.
I don’t have daddy issues that I am angry about, and the stuff isn’t nearly as musical as their other albums.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
i haven't listened to Momentary Lapse of Reason in 5 years
but i remember the lyrics seeming to be weak.
Maybe I should give it another chance.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
i haven't listened to any of their childish albums
since i was a child.
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Aug 25, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps.
A restless eye across a weary room
A glazed look and I was on the road to ruin
The music played and played as we whirled without end
No hint, no word her honour to defend
I will, I will she sighed to my request
And then she tossed her mane while my resolve was put to the test
Then drowned in desire, our souls on fire
I lead the way to the funeral pyre
And without a thought of the consequence
I gave in to my decadence
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
when i go home in a month i'll pull the CD
and put it on my MP3 player.
It is somewhere in my room.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
It might not be your cup of tea, but it's my preference.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm older now
i was just a freshman when i first hold it, my tastes have changed since then.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
WHY WOULD A PIECE OF ART BEING TOO PERSONAL BE A BAD THING
LOT OF GOOD STUFF TO DRAW ON WHEN YOU’RE DEALING WITH YOUR OWN PERSONAL EMOTIONS.
IF YOUR OWN BAGGAGE GETS IN THE WAY OF THE ART INSTEAD OF BEING ITS MUSE
YOU CAN GET SOME LYRICS THAT ARE NOT EMPATHETIC ENOUGH TO CAPTURE YOUR AUDIENCE.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS IS A REALLY GOOD CONVERSATION THAT I WANT TO HAVE WITH YOU
BUT I ALSO WANT TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE BASEBALL GAME. ALSO, THESE CAPS MAKE EVERYTHING SEEM RIDICULOUS
ftfy
post Roger Waters Syd Barrett Pink Floyd isn’t very good.
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Aug 25, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Syd Barrett demonstrated why Autism and acid don't mix.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
And the worms ate into his brain.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
just because you like Dark Side
doesn’t mean you dislike the Wall.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
my mom hates The Wall
She’s a teacher, and takes it personally.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
A lot of teachers are like that.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
AFTER ATTENDING CLASSES IN AN ENGLISH MIDDLE SCHOOL
I UNDERSTAND THE WALL MUCH MORE. TOTALLY TRUE.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
my mom is a teacher and is indifferent to the wall
but she hates most other teachers.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Your mom hates BF's mom!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
I hate most teachers.
They too often specialize in:
doing enough to “not get fired”
rationalizing their lack of effort
not engaging their students
being boring
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
that is how she feels
she got her certificate when she was 30, and felt most of her colleagues at school were lacking. That hasn’t changed over the last 20 something years.
I have a friend from undergrad who got her teaching certificate, and couldn’t believe who dumb her classmates where.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
my mom feels the same way
She works really hard, and a lot of her coworkers don’t. It pisses her off.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
my mom went back after having a real job
and was amazed at how little her colleagues knew about history.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
TRUE
AND I GUESS IF I HAD TO CHOOSE, I’D CHOOSE DARK SIDE, WITH THE WALL AS MY CLOSE SECOND FAVORITE. WISH YOU WERE HERE IS MY #3 PINK FLOYD RECORD. THE BIG ONES, SURE, BUT THEY’RE SO GOOD.
x

"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Bad luck
perfect carom off the wall
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
Well, I loved hearing Marty in the background yelling, "Get out! Get out!"
I thought we were going to do it there.
Goddamnit
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions
Something like five more feet and the Reds would be leading.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I guess Coco pitches the next inning?
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
I hope not
Masset needs to bite down and pitch another.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 25, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
he leads off
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought you meant this inning
I’d still consider leaving Masset to face a few more. After CoCo, you’re into the starters.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 25, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesnt he lead off next inning?
(assuming we get there)
can't be Janish
there’s nobody left on the bench to play SS.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Ocab couldn't have got that.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
OK, now, look...
This sort of interference will not be tolerated.

Exiled from MCC by a banhammerhappy harpie and doomed to wander the SBNation.
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:22 PM EDT reply actions
Giants announcers
just stated that the Giants have never come back from 9 down in the history of their franchise.
YET!
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
No, you came back from nine down
You just might not win.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Not at this rate.
We seem to have shot our offensive wad.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
technically they did
Unless there was some other prior 10 run swing they then lost
by occams_tiger_teeth on Aug 25, 2010 7:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah
Not 100% sure of the wording as I caught it in passing. Not sure if they stated they’ve never come back from 9 down to win or just never come back from 9 runs down. Either way – let’s get some runs here Cincy!!
Torres swings the biggest groin on the Giants.
It gets heavy in the late innings.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions
*
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice sig.
When he was helming SF he said “You’re either yelling for us or yelling at us.”
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you have to hit for him
you can’t win if you don’t score
by AB on Aug 25, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
CMM OR NIX OR WOOD, METHINKS
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
hrmmm, do you risk bringing him out for a third inning?
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I
am exhausted.
"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan
by RedinWrigleyville on Aug 25, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions
38 runs in
3 games I gotta think is the most in giants history
by occams_tiger_teeth on Aug 25, 2010 7:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Wait. So everyone likes Masset now?
I’ve got to come around here more often
by keepitsimple125 on Aug 25, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions
he has pitched well recently.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
WE CHEER THE REDS WHEN THEY DO WELL AND WE'RE UPSET WITH THEM WHEN THEY DO NOT
HOW HARD IS THIS TO UNDERSTAND?
by thevole on Aug 25, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
PERSONALLY, I THINK THAT EVEN THOUGH HE DID OK TODAY HE SHOULD NOT BE ON THE TEAM
HE HAS BEEN TERRIBLE BOTH OFFENSIVELY AND DEFENSIVELY FOR MONTHS. I DON’T KNOW WHY THEY HAVE NOT EXPLORED OTHER OPTIONS FOR A REGULAR LF STARTER
what?
i can’t hear you.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
MANRAM!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
They should have called Conrad out for giving up on that play.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
i think they can call players out for giving up on a play.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
This is a really fucking long game.
Good thing it didn’t start at 10 PM!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Nix batting
So that solves that. LeCure or Coco pitching the next inning?
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
he is a curveball artist who doesn't throw hard
he needs to warm up just so he has a feel on his pitches.
Warm up does two things essentially.
Most importantly it helps prevent injury.
It also helps pitchers find a feel for or command on their pitches.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
not in Toronto
have you ever played catch? I notice it is easier to throw the ball hard, and where i want to, after i’ve thrown the ball about 10-15 times.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I was making a bad joke.
I was a pitcher in high school myself—warming up is essential. More a sarcastic remark on the dudeness of Bronson.
LeCure threw 58 pitches yesterday
i doubt he is available to pitch today.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
It’s a great fucking thing he isn’t on the DL.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Awesome, good to know he couldn't make it to first anyway.
FUCKING horseshit.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
here comes Laynce Nix on one bad leg.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Does Dusty think that this Kirk Gibson shit happens everyday?
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 25, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
who else does he have?
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Coulda had Cairo to lead off
if he hadn’t wasted him in the ninth…..shoulda left Valaika in
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesn't matter
Have Masset stay in there, someone should tell him he doesn’t have any pitchers
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
It would have been worse
If he actually hit it out of the infield
THEY ACTUALLY CAN DO THIS LEGALLY ON A WALK, HBP, OR CATCHER'S INTERFERENCE.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Home run, too?
Didn’t they let Babe do it? Or is that just fiction?
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
YES, HOME RUN ALSO LEGAL, IIRC.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
IF YOU GET HURT ON THE SWING
OR WERE NIX-LIKE AND UNABLE TO WALK TO BEGIN WITH.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Definitely makes sense for a HBP.
But otherwise, I don’t get it.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
PRETTY MUCH, IF THE PLAY IS DEAD, THEY WILL LET SOMEONE PINCH-RUN FOR YOU FROM HOME PLATE.
MANY PLAYERS WILL TOUGH IT OUT TO FIRST BASE AND THEN BEG OUT.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
it's Nix
Guess it’s going to be Coco pitching.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Ouch.
Why ISN’T he?
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
WE DO THE DUMBEST THINGS WITH OUR DL
MOSTLY WAIT AROUND FOREVER TO PUT SOMEONE ON IT AND PLAY SHORT-HANDED. EVEN WHEN WE HAVE AN OF IN AAA WHO’S HITTING THE CRAP OUT OF THE BALL.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
On our side the DL is Edgar Renteria's mailing address.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Welp
Looks like Laynce is DL-bound
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
Yes, you have to at this point
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 25, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
what happened?
Did he re-injure his ankle?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Pretty much
looks lik he stumbled and hopped out of the box…limped a few feet and that was it. They could have thrown him out from right field
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
um
Then WTF is he doing on the team, instead of the DL?
Jeez. It’s not like he’s Joey Votto or something. He’s replaceable.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
he is barely clinging to a roster spot
we ain’t talking about Votto here.
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Aug 25, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
i see BF has literally made the same comment already
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Aug 25, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Nix is barely clinging to a roster spot?
that 807 OPS is awful…
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not like there's some amazing outfielder in AAA to can come up and provide a power bat
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
and it isn't like that amazing outfielder isn't on the 40 man roster and can be called up easily.
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I know
That’s a reason to keep Joey Votto or Scott Rolen around even if they can’t play. It’s not a reason to keep Laynce Nix around.
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The Giants are warming up Zito
this game is a mess. Were is Harang to ruin his arm on the left coast again?
by keepitsimple125 on Aug 25, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions
so i guess it is too much to ask to have only players who are capable of playing on your roster
too cheap to fly out a body?
He fixes the cable?
Oh hell. Zito.
This is unprecedented as far as I know.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:31 PM EDT reply actions
His only appearance that wasn't a start
was in 2007. He for some reason pitched the seventh inning in a game against the Padres.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
OR LASTINGS MILLEDGE SLIPS IN
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I KNOW I KNOW
I JUST CAN’T BEAR TO THINK THAT OUR PLAYOFF CHANCES MIGHT BE HURT BY THIS, EVEN IF WE WIN. REMEMBER THE DAMAGE THE PADRES GAME FROM A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK CAUSED?
that attitude is not all that
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on Drew
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions
exact wrong part of the ballpark
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by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 7:33 PM EDT reply actions
Cueto is fast
he could cover ground in the outfield.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
so is coco gonna pitch 2 innings?
Assuming things went that well?
by occams_tiger_teeth on Aug 25, 2010 7:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
whose throw day is it?
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Volquez i would guess is available
he threw two days ago, and only threw 38 pitches, and with the off day, he could pitch 5 days from today, if they keep him in the rotation at all.
I think today would be Arroyo’s throwing day.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you're right
The throw day is day 3, I think, so that would be Bronson.
And with his rubber arm, I don’t think it would hurt him to throw today. Assuming he hasn’t already got his work in. Which he probably hasn’t, because he was probably out late sampling the SF night life last night. ;-)
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if i were a manager
i wouldn’t allow my pitchers to throw on the side until after the game, for the rare occasion this happens.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
especially today
When you know the pen is wiped.
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Ahhh Coco
now we can lose in style
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions
2 walks and a 3 run dinger?
Is that what you mean?
by occams_tiger_teeth on Aug 25, 2010 7:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The muse has left us.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions
Had enough, have you?
Swing it.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
feel free to stay.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no issues with any or all.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
i find you witty and charming
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
long distance sucks
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm assuming he is on the West Coast.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
you should ask... you want me to pass him a note in study hall?
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
wait, you two go to school together?
he lives in Cincinnati. I did that too, fuck that shit.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I find you smarming
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
/preens
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, c'mon.
Zito’s always loose. Just ask TMZ.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions
Ugly.
IP H R ER BB K HR WHIP Season ERA
H. Bailey 5.1 9 5 5 2 4 0 1.38 4.83
B. Bray 0.2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.27 4.58
L. Ondrusek 1.0 3 3 3 0 1 1 1.30 4.60
A. Rhodes 1.0 3 3 3 0 0 0 0.92 1.84
N. Masset 2.0 1 0 0 0 4 0 1.33 3.54
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
It's really easy to say after the fact
but I’m not sure why Ondrusek went out there for a second inning
by AB on Aug 25, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
i blame ondrusuk
There. Rhodes has an off day on a day that should have been a day off
by occams_tiger_teeth on Aug 25, 2010 7:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
that is fair
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
58 pitches
wouldn’t it make more sense to pitch the guy who threw 38 pitches on Monday then 58 pitches yesterday?
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
they have an off day tomorrow
they can skip him.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I still can't believe this shit.
It’s like a bad movie…“just when you thought a lead was safe…”
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
This is some kind of day...
They were up by a substantial margin. So, I took a nap. Never again.
I can't believe the first thread only made fun of Madison Bumgarner's FIRST name
Bum Garner: Man who gathers asses.
I'm sure you all know me.
Sadison Bummedgarner. Er.
The saddest mug in baseball.

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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Matt Saracen? Is that you?
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
CoCo just pitched a 1-2-3 inning, guys.
WE’RE WINNING THIS FUCING BALLGAME!
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
by Ash on Aug 25, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
fucing
Or the part where coco didn’t give up a baserunner?
by occams_tiger_teeth on Aug 25, 2010 7:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Joey's expression
at the end of that play suits this game well.
THAT WAS A GREAT CATCH BY JOEY
LET’S RAMP IT UP, BOYS. TIME FOR THE REDLEGS TO MAKE IT HAPPEN AND LET SAMMY GET HIS FIRST MAJOR LEAGUE SAVE
Zito's last appearance was August 22
vs. the Cardinals. He went 3 and 2/3 innings, giving up 5 ER and 7 hits (one a Craig HR), walking 2, striking out 3.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
he's been bad on
The road
by occams_tiger_teeth on Aug 25, 2010 7:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Like many of our SP.
He publicly stated in spring training that he wanted the “ace” designation.
He’s looked like it, and not.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
This is going to end up
as 2010’s version of the San Diego 17 Inning game.
SHUSHA YO MOUF!
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
at this rate
they’ll be finished with that game before we see a conclusion to this “titanic struggle”
legend of prospects
Who disappoint? Willie Greene got that covered?
by occams_tiger_teeth on Aug 25, 2010 7:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
Double by Cairo!
OK, just need a sac fly from Heisey!
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
I was more thinking...
This is where Heisey gets yet another chance to be the last Red starter with a hit.
Crap.
The not – ace.
Nice opportunistic running.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:47 PM EDT reply actions
The arm dangling is hilarious when coupled with the notfastball.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions
You need better bait.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
WE DON'T NEED BAIT AT ALL.
YOU ALREADY HOPPED IN OUR BOAT. :)
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
- rimshot -
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Everybody get smells like teen spirit cued up, or on youtube
send all the good vibes to Votto.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
Green light has a double on that 3 - 0 pitch.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions
Meat.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions
time to be an MVP
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
no Paul
Joey Votto getting a hit here isn’t icing on the cake. since it is a tie game, it is just the fucking cake.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
JOEY AIN'T NO TEASE
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 25, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
what the heck happened?
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Ah, the inevitable.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions
Votto!
MVP! MVP!
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
what happened?
Did they send Janish? Was it a squeeze?
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He just ran on contact
and it was a grounder that they threw home. He had no chance.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
thanks
Woulda been great if it worked, I guess.
Hopefully Jo-eh’s RBI will stand up.
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Sharp grounder to a drawn in SS
they sent Janish and he was meat
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
janish was going on contact
it was hit hard enough that they could throw him out at home
Votto for M V Fucking P
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
I went to two stores and dinner with a 5 run lead and come back
and they are still playing?
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Votto wanted the triple crown...
so he asked the pitchers to tie the game up so he could get a few extra RBIs in.
yeah Joey!!!
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Oh hell no
no Volquez. DO>NOT>WANT
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
i'd let Coco hit.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
HE'S PITCHED WELL RECENTLY
WHETHER THAT’LL HAPPEN OVER MULTIPLE INNINGS… WELL, WE’LL SEE.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
he's a new and improved Coco
or back to the old and not sucky Coco.
I’m not scared any more when he comes in.
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gotta figure that was a pre-lead descion too.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone cares!
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 25, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
is that his 90th rbi?
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by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 25, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions
i disagree
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
blind squirrel time
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
lets go Coco
hit a grand slam!
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
If he hits a homer here...
does that make up for every blown save ever?
does CoCo even know how to swing a bat?
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
good
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
about 100%
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
drop a fucking bunt
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
any more quizzes coming?
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Yeah...
I need to get back on that. I’m on vacation this week and next for a dreaded move, so I ought to have some time.
cool. those are pretty fun
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Disengaging rally caps.
Preparing to wallow in victory.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Just a win
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 25, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
a pitcher can not get a win and a save
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
in the same game
but they sometimes get a blow save to go with a win or loss.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
while curing cancer and kicking Chuck Norris' ass!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Two runs. Insurmountable?
Nine runs…
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions
Please, Coco.
Pretty please. I’ll love you forever. Promise.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
come on Coco
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
Please CoCo, you can do this, buddy.
Three outs. No drama. I have faith in you.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
coco for the win
I CAN’T WATCH
by occams_tiger_teeth on Aug 25, 2010 7:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
contact?
that was more than heisey has done today.
ok perhaps a little harsh
Each team has 16 fucking hits?
Holy carp!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Aug 25, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Drinks fishy sois
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
CoCo looked more capable
swinging the bat then most of our outfield corp does.
Coco making contact settles my lifelong debate
On how an average Joe would do aganist a MLB pitcher. If he can make contact, so can I
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by RedinWrigleyville on Aug 25, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions
i guess zito
Qualifies this year as a major league pitcher
by occams_tiger_teeth on Aug 25, 2010 7:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
coco is a professional athlete
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Aug 25, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel like I'm going to vomit. Not even kidding.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
I can't answer for Ash..
.but my answer would be “not enough”
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Not nearly enough.
Not a damn thing, actually.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
We're about to find out.
Remember to lean over the railing.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
i always enjoyed them
if he didn’t pitch the day before “Well I was rusty, i’m a sinkerball pitcher and when i’ve had too much rest it doesn’t sink.”
If he did pitch the day before “I was tired, i’m a command pitcher, and command goes before velocity.”
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
you missed
all the suckage
by occams_tiger_teeth on Aug 25, 2010 8:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
And the amazing comeback!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I swear that somedays it seems that I am the only glass-half-full person in here.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Meeee!
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
by Ash on Aug 25, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up

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