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Injury news
Laynce Nix sprained his ankle beating out an infield single in the 3rd inning last night. It doesn't appear to be very severe though, as he stayed in the game for the rest of the inning and later scored. He's pretty confident that he won't need the DL. "Slowing down, I sort of jammed my ankle into the ground," Nix said. "I didn't roll it or anything too significant. I don't think it's serious. It shouldn't keep me out of action. I should be fine to at least pinch-hit."
Jim Edmonds also hurt himself last night, straining his oblique while fouling off a pitch. He says he hurt it because he was favoring his Achilles, which the Reds knew was hurt when the traded for him. "This has been an ongoing deal with my Achilles and reacting to all the things I've been favoring," Edmonds said. "It's been sore the last week or two weeks. It was getting worse. The last couple of days not playing much, I thought it was going to get better. It gave me a false sense of security."
Edmonds is also optimistic about his chances of avoiding the DL, but you'd have to think Walt would be smart enough to not try to play out the week down 2 lefty bats. On top of all this, Edinson Volquez's pathetic display last night left the bullpen short for the rest of series. Russ Springer will need hip surgery and will be transferred to the 60-day DL, so perhaps that could make some room to bring up and extra arm to help the 'pen. -
More injury news
Orlando Cabrera is not walking through that door. He most likely won't be back until they get home from San Francisco. "It seems like I was feeling really good five days ago," said Cabrera, who has been on the DL since Aug. 2. "Just throwing has bothered me. It had me feeling like I'm not ready. I feel good hitting, running and everything. The throwing part, I really want to be 100 percent. I don't even want to take a chance." With both Nix and Edmonds going down in last night's...non-conformity...some were wondering if Lando would be reactivated in their place. After hearing this, I don't think that is likely the case. -
This kinda surprised me
You know that contract extension the Reds offered to Dusty Baker last week? It's only for 1 year. Where I come from, a 1-year contract extension is only one step above a slap in the face. If the Reds are only offering 1 year, I can see Dusty turning it down for a multi-year offer elsewhere. If he does, I certainly won't miss his contradictions: "I like the Dodgers and the Giants. I’m from Southern Cal and Northern Cal. I don’t find it weird," Baker said. "I pull for the Giants, too, except when we play them. This is still my son’s team, the team he grew up with. ... I hope we both make it, us and the Giants. It’s hard to pull against friends." -
Joey Votto is about to get paid
MLBTR compares him to all the great first basemen who have reached arbitration the past few years and tries to divine what kind of money Joe-Joe will make next season. Ryan Howard was awarded $10 mil in his first year of arbitration, which is a record. Votto likely won't get that much though. I'd love to see a multi-year extension myself, but who knows if Joey even wants that (I'm pretty sure the Reds do). -
And he's going to be on the cover of SI
Get to your newsstands early, because I think it's gonna be difficult to keep that one on the shelves in the Queen City. -
It looks like the Reds are leaning on bringing Aaron Harang back as a reliever
With the way Volquez looked last night though, there might be an open spot in the rotation here soon. I know the Reds wanted to move Mike Leake to the bullpen to limit his innings, but at this point he may be the best option in the rotation. Volquez is really struggling, as he's walked 27 in his 35 innings this year. I kinda wonder if he could do better out of the bullpen, where he might be encouraged to go after hitters more. I don't know what they are going to do, but this is exactly why there is no such thing as a pitching surplus. -
Sad Sammy Sosa is sad
He's so sad because the Cubs haven't retired his jersey number 21. It makes him sad to see Tyler Colvin wear it this season and it makes him so, so sad. You know what makes me sad? Not this.
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after reading through the last couple of days worth of comments
it appears that “small sample size” has been replaced by “selective endpoints” as the new RR BuzzWord™
You've only noticed that because your selective endpoints of comment scanning has led to a small sample size
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by Slyde on Aug 24, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
this is correct
and i’m always amused that you use a word, and then everyone else picks up on it and it gets repeated a bunch of times.
you are responsible for most of the RR BuzzWords™
by 'tHan on Aug 24, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do me a favor
Use the word"ubiquitous". Because I’d really like to know how to spell “ubicquitous”. And once you use it, everyone will use “yewbickwitus”. Then I’ll see it enough to remember how to spell it. Because once Slyde uses “euwbicktas”, man, that word will be everywhere.
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Aug 24, 2010 11:50 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Do we really want that correct spelling to be "ubiquitous"?
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
way to knock down the low-hanging fruit.
let’s circle the wagons and discuss our value-added services and the challenges they’re facing.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
What I'm looking for here is synergy
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Can we do it moving forward?
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll make it a priority
in the meantime, btw everybody.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta wrap this up
I have a hard finish at 1:30. Need to talk to the big man about the 30,000 foot view. What’s the takeaway here?
You've got to be proactive, rather than reactive.
We’re not trying to boil the ocean here.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't want to put a hard and fast timetable on it,
but if everything goes according to the process flow, it could be to you as early as today or as late as never.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
that could be an issue
let me double-check with Herman in AR though. i really need you to take ownership of this project.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't bring Herman into this.
He and I have clashed like two cats with their tails tied together hanging from a clothesline since the Finkelbaumer case.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be quite the paradigm shift though.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
dont remind me of the Finkelbaumer case
that single case dropped our quantity-to-cover profit ratios more than 4%.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
get back to the mail room, Weezy
this is a closed-door meeting.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
you should talk to HR about the proper termination procedures
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
Oh yeah Mr. Scrabbles?
Well maybe I should tell the boss about those “personal letters” you’ve been getting. They smell like cheap perfume and Newport Lights. Sir.
why is your wife sending you letters
postmarked from vietnam? and signed
“Never tell your wife,
love,
Huynh your boy toy”
so you're opening my mail, Weezy?
that’s not only grounds for termination, that’s a federal offense. step into my inner-office and perhaps we can discuss this matter further.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
TWSS
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
you wanna talk about the mail?
Now let’s talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac Mr. Scrabbles? I’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? “Pepe Silvia,” this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe’s mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia! Pepe Silvia! I look in the mail, and this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself, “I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy’s goddamn hands! Otherwise, he’s never going to get it and he’s going to keep coming back down here.” So I go up to Pepe’s office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, “Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper.” There’s no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe! All right. So I start marchin’ my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, “Carol! Carol! I gotta talk to you about Pepe.” And when I open the door what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that office! There…is…no…Carol in HR. Mac Mr. Scrabbles, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.
by UncleWeez on Aug 24, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
do you want me to call security, mr. scrabbles?
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
I liked it.
No recs, but you get a bakers dozen of KItten MIttons!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
True, but our intangible asset tangibility scale improved 39 basis points.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
that's hardly sustainable...
we need to ideate the next steps on some better productization. can i put the onus on you or should we talk to Herman about streamlining our efforts?
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
Listen, I can profitize the Wamsley account.
I can damn sure productize this while making a mole hill of a mountain.
Tell Peggy to send me the requisite documents.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
umm, Peggy was let go after the Finkelbaumer case, remember?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
sounds like we need to sync-up offline.
beers at Friday’s after work? it’s 5 o’clock somewhere am i right, fellas?!
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
5?
let’s make it 3! we’ll call it a business lunch and have Herman expense it.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm having some representatives in from Globaglobe Global Friday.
They don’t know we’re excluding them from this year’s portfolio, so perhaps we can get some golf on them too.
They do have those snappy polos they were giving away at last year’s corporate hootenanny.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Globaglobe Global
made me legit LOL.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
This whole thing was beautiful
Blastfax kudos all around.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
It did.
Thanks.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Lemme know how Daveed's is if you go
They’re supposed to have great burgers.
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
Okay, will do.
I doubt we’ll head there, but you never know.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm kinda surprised they only offered Dusty 1 year as well.
Although Dusty was always Bob and Krivksy’s guy, and I never really got the impression that Walt was 100% behind him. Maybe this is Walt’s somewhat diplomatic way of pushing him out the door.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m torn on this one too. On the one hand, I think continuity is a good thing with managers, and it’s kind of a ‘better the devil you know’ situation. On the other hand, the Reds would have to be one of, if not THE most attractive gig out there for managers this offseason, so I’m sure they could get someone good.
If this is part of some evil plan to bring LaRussa here, I’m quitting.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
Wasnt there talk of bringing in LaRussa when Walt was hired?
This is still far-fetched but not entirely out of the question. Although I doubt TLR would want to leave his Pujol
not happening
unless the Reds are trading Phillips, because Im pretty sure the 2 of them would not get along.
BP is one of my favorite players on the team
And I would be sad to see him go. But its also not crazy to think the Reds might try to unload a second basemen who would make over 10 mil (I think) next year.
I'd rather keep an STD than have TLR as manager
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
I'd rather rec this than comment to it...
Alas, mobile RR blows.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Aug 24, 2010 12:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i was thinking it could be due to oldness...
But Dusty is only 61, not ancient for a manager.
I like the offer, this is the most exciting manager gig out there, take it or leave it on our terms, was money disclosed at all?
by Eastwindquinn on Aug 24, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a preliminary, in-season offer.
If Dusty takes the one year deal, the Reds are obviously happy, but it was never likely. Both sides are gonna let the season play out before they decide what to do. Dusty will get a multi-year deal similar to his current contract if the Reds end up in the playoffs, but I’d be surprised if he comes back should they blow it down the stretch.
Get ready for Bob Brenly
“I’m tellin’ ya Bobby, he’s a fuckin’ GENIUS”
-Thom Brennaman
i'd be just fine with that too ...
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
then to cry about it?
whattadoosh.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
He should be a Cardinal.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
rec'd hard
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
definitely not gonna help his xFlip.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Aug 24, 2010 12:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Issues like this are the one decent reason to subscribe to SI
I got suckered into buying a subscription by a co-workers kid who was selling them for school. Most of the time they go in the “bathroom reading material” pile, but issues like this make it worthwhile.
It should be in my mailbox tomorrow!
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Aug 24, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
i have to buy one of those "Selling for school" subscriptions each year
i always make it ESPN the magazine because it comes with a free subscription to espn.com insider.
i’ve never read a single page of the magazine. I did, however, keep the one with John Wall on the cover
Do you ever read insider stuff either? I tried that subscription for a bit but found I never really cared about any of the insider stuff.
Some of the recruiting things are good, but you can get most of that elsewhere.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
i read the front page insider articles
but i think i only click on them because they have the insider logo and i feel like i’m special.
I also read the recruiting news & rumors, although i think they are mostly useless. the rumors often have no basis & espn’s basketball recruiting coverage is laughable
Yeah, their football coverage is pretty weak too.
Rivals is much, much better, but you have to pay for most of it too.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
Some of the insider blogs are pretty decent, as I recall.
Not decent enough that I wanted to renew Insider, but some of their baseball writers are behind the paywall I think.
if he wasn't on the cover, you'd only see his picture once
cuz the pages would be stuck together after you saw that picture
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 24, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I have been meaning to try that position...
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Roster Moves Prediction
Edmonds to DL, Fisher Up
Smith Optioned, Francisco up.
I still think we will see Wlad, but not until September 1st.
So it was an even trade then?
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 24, 2010 11:42 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
if all edmonds did was turn bruce into the stud that he has been since the trade ...
… then it was worth it … edmonds for bruce’s full time coach from here on out
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
by joshuar9476 on Aug 24, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we stop giving Douchebag Edmonds credit for Bruce being a stud?
Bruce has always been a stud. He just needs consolidation time for his skills.
We have to give Edmonds credit for something
because it sure as hell can’t be his performance.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I'll give him credit for being a douche. A super giant douche.
It’s gonna take a hot month for Jimmy to get himself out of the hole he’s put himself in with me over the course of his career.
by Geki on Aug 24, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
The only problem with that is if Nix is hurt too, you are effectively going with 4 outfielders.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
We've gone 3 weeks
with only 5 infielders, which is much more risky, IMO.
In a pinch Votto, Francisco, or Cairo could play left. Also, whoever is up, likely will have to go back this weekend when O-Cab comes back.
Only way we see another OF is if Nix has to go to the DL, but it sounds like they are giving him a day or two.
Ha!
I almost forgot about Cairo, now that he’s the new Janish.
"We don't worry about the pennant much, we just like to see the boys hit it deep."
by beasleymachine on Aug 24, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
10 days if he's optioned though
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
unless they put someone on the DL
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Definitely makes sense to option Smith after last night
but they might give Burton a shot.
Francisco makes sense, given the way he mashes righties and can play 1B/3B, but I’m not sure he can be trusted anywhere in the field. But he’s probably the best bet.
Oddly, Heisey has been miserable against lefties this year, but has destroyed righties.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Should I cite small sample size or selective endpoints on Heisey?
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
Consult with your immediate supervisor
I know, its not very many at bats and some of them are against the Pirates, but it’s just to say that anything can happen over a short stretch. We know Heisey plays respectable D, so with Edmonds and Nix out, Gomes and Stubbs not hitting, I’d start Heisey regardless of the matchup.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
main reason I say Juan
is whoever it is, likely will go back down Friday or Saturday to make room for Lando. You can’t send Wlad down, he wont have options.
All signs definitely point to END
And I doubt Wlad is in the plans for the postseason roster. Unless you wanna keep him up for good, you wait until Sept 1. Heisey and Stubbs are likely to stay now that Edmonds is out, but there’s an argument to be made that the team could use Wlad’s skillset more than Stubbs right now.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont think Stubbs is going anywhere
and i think a better argument could be made that they need Dorn’s skillset more than Wlad’s.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I want Dorn to come up
Just so I can be THAT guy who yells “Goddamnit Dorn, get infront of the damn ball! Don’t gimme this Ole bullshit!”
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
There will be a lot of those guys wherever he makes it up.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
No, I don't think he is either
Though in my mind .235/.299/.399 makes you the backup CF/LIDR, given the relative defense between Stubbs and Heisey.
Dorn might be a good quick-fix to hit righties while Nix heals (before Cabrera returns), but I thought the story on him was that his defense was too clunky. In which case, you go with Francisco and keep the 40-man at 39, while having an emergency corner IF. Wlad would have to occupy Springer’s 40-man spot, but I’d probably trust him to hit righties and lefties on a more even keel – and play the OF better than both Dorn and Francisco.
Dorn deserves a cup of coffee though.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if Cabrera's coming back that soon
If he’s still not ready.
He’s been on the DL so long they might want to give him a rehab start or two. If he’s ready before the minor league season ends.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I bet Lando comes back after 9/1
it’ll give them more options for the playoffs.
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yup
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
is anyone else having trouble
with the front page not showing when a story has new comments?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 11:22 AM EDT reply actions
yes. Slyde said the site is having problems, but they're working on it!
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
gotcha
i couldnt tell, because i cant tell where the new comments are!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Do you guys remember when we used to have to CTRL+F [new] to find the new comments?
that would be very difficult in today’s game threads.
yeah, and new comments didnt reload automatically
we had to refresh 100 times a game
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
Panty Puddles.
There's nothing you can type that I can't read... Unless it's illegible or insane...or both.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I usually only collect SI's when Buckeyes are on the cover.
But I got REDS FEVER baby! This will go in a frame in my home office.
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein
votto wouls kick that little kid's ass
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on Aug 24, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Wish it was Verducci writing the Votto article
Nobody can write a puff piece like him, and that’s meant as a compliment.
i was hoping for Poz
i knew it wasnt going to happen though.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Dusty
When this is recounted to Baker, he nods. “I’m telling you, if everyone were as dedicated as Joey, we’d have a much better game. He’s intense but mellow. He’s serious but has a great personality. He’s Canadian, you know.”
You can't blame Joey for whining about the strike zone.
In Canada, the strike zone is two-fifths bigger and is referred to as a Buster Box.
After this season, we just call it Joey’s Sweet Spot.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I didn't think it was possible
But I actually want to have sex with Joey Votto even more than I did 10 minutes before reading this article.
I bet that girl who dumped him for being a shitty ice skater is feeling pretty foolish right about now.
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Aug 24, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
yeah same here.
no homo
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
I only glanced at the avatar at first, and thought this was crolfer......hilarious
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
For what it's worth, the same applies to me.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
fth is ikr?
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Aug 24, 2010 7:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh, so you had another date?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
She's posted before, but it's been a while
Mainly it highlights the fact that I don’t pay a whole hell of a lot of attention.
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
Thank you for greening my post, and sorry for confusing everyone
but the responses were hilarious. I mostly lurk, but every so often I can’t resist posting.
And FWIW, I think I’d still want to have sex with Joey Votto even if I was a guy. He’s just that enticing.
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Aug 24, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
jch is a legendary power bottom.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
great cover photo
and nice article. I liked this quote alot:
“Santana’s pitching? That makes my day. Halladay? Carpenter? Wainwright? Lincecum? I can’t wait. When Strasburg got called up, I wanted to face him,” he says. “I’m not embarrassed to say it, I want to beat the best in the world, that’s what I prepare for.”
That kind of competitive drive is compelling especially when combined with his otherwise lowkey manner.
Dusty is obviously still in love with Canada too lol.
I'm pretty positive this won't happen
But does think Walt would pull off a shocker and claim Manny Ramirez?
Pros: Would be great protection for Votto
Would help sell out GABP rest of the year, and give a hefty bump to merch. sales
If healthy, can be very productive with the bat
Cons: Attitude / Influence on younger players
Still owed about 4 million (however 3 of it is deferred)
Defense ( Can’t be too much worse than Gomes)
You could trot out this lineup
Phillips
Stubbs/Heisey
Votto
Ramirez
Rolen
Bruce
Hernandez/Hanigan
Janish/Cabrera
Pitcher
LaRussa would claim him just to be a dick.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
He does, but I'd wager Tony has more influence on roster decisions than any other manager in baseball.
Whether that’s a good thing or not…is open for debate.
seriously?
Look, I get that Tony’s not popular around here, but his track record as a manager is something to be envied.
Oh, and no way he has more influence than Bobby Cox, the GM architect of the Braves success since 1991
I was mostly commenting on some of the questionable roster moves he's engineered.
Aaron Miles says hello.
good point
but he seems to create value in a veterans like Miles. Unfortunately for him, that one didn’t work too well
Well aware of that fact.
I’m just going with the more hated individual.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel like Walt would probably claim him if he got to the Reds
It seems pretty up his alley. I feel like somebody would block it, though.
currently
they have as OF- Aubrey Huff, Andres Torres, Pat Burrell, Aaron Rowand, Cody Ross, Nate Scheirholtz, and Jose Guillen.
I think they have plenty.
But they've been sticking Huff at 1B
and Torres and Burrell are the only real keepers. I could see them getting rid of any of the last four to make room for Manny.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
The only contending teams that would block it at this point would be
the Phillies, Cardinals and Giants. The Giants already have to many OF and I wouldn’t think the Cards would move Holliday to RF for Manny. I could see the Phillies swapping out Ibanez though.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I could definitely see the Phillies doing it
and the Giants have been picking up any OF with a pulse and really have no investment in most of those guys, so I could see them going the Manny route. The Cards would only get in on it if they wanted to block the Reds, but I don’t think that’s an impossibility. Manny would make a hell of a pinch hitter down the stretch…
Obviously he would start for us.
I was referring to the Cardinals, who have the very not awful Matt Holliday in LF.
The Giants would be crazy not to consider it
Burrell, Torres and Huff are the only OF they need to give PT too. They can stick Huff at 1B, though that leaves a CF and too pretty terrible LF.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
all the teams expressing interest in Manny
seem to be in the junior circuit.
I think he’s reached the DH stage of his career. It’s not just that he’s bad at defense. He hasn’t played much defense this season, because there’s a feeling he can’t stay healthy if he does.
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Perhaps the NL interest is more covered since he passes through waivers to all NL teams before the AL can even sniff him.
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by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
So Yay or Nay
If you are Walt, do you put in a claim? Worst case scenario you get stuck with a 4 Million dollar bill.
i say yay...
i think he’ll be happy to come to a first place team, the fans will love him, and there’s no way he’ll hit worse than gomes if put in the right spot of the order.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
Unless you really think he'll kill the team's chemistry, I'd go for it.
He’s a terrible defender, but I’m not convinced he’s any worse than Gomes is, and the numbers indicate that they’re similarly awful. Adding Manny’s bat to this team in the middle of a playoff race? Huge. With most of the salary deferred, the risk lessens further, and I think it’s a perfect move to make.
I say yay on the bat and check with the players on the chemistry thing.
Bronson and O-Cab both played with Manny on the 2004 Red Sox WS team. They should have a pretty decent idea of whether or not he’d kill the team cameraderie.
by Hawkeyegirl96 on Aug 24, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
yea!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Not Francisco, Balentien, Dorn, or Sappelt
they are in the Bats lineup:
Sappelt CF
Castillo 2B
Alonso 1B
Balentien RF
Francisco 3B
Dorn LF
Miller C
Negron SS
Horst P
Looks like Cozart went on the DL, and they brought up Negron. No Frazier or Valakia in the lineup….Just sayin’.
It's possible Edmonds isn't going to be DL'd
But if it’s anyone heading west tonight, it’s gotta be Valaika. They’re not going to add Frazier to the 40-man for what’s likely to be a very brief stint, especially when they still need to add Corky, and possibly Wlad.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet
Edmonds goes on DL, LeCure goes up to help finish the series in the pen. They carry an extra pitcher until Friday, then send one out and bring back Cabrera.
That's possible
But it sounded like Nix was only a maybe on being able to PH tonight. I don’t think they’re going to go with only 1 OF and 1 IF sub.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
btw, where'd you get the lineup?
Isn’t it kind of early? They don’t play until 7pm.
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Also,
LeCure was supposed to start today, so it looks like he has gotten the call up, or something funky is going on.
makes sense
Since he was called up earlier this year. Has he said anything on Twitter?
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"So, looks like I came out here for nothing AGAIN! Fuck this team!
Still, Joey Votto is way hotter in person. No homo."
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by boobs on Aug 24, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
REAL LIFE BUZZWORD ALERT!
my IT guys just gave me a new laptop and said let’s “circle the wagons next tuesday for VPN setup”. i almost lost it…
that’s my least favorite buzzphrase.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
As an IT guy, do me a favor
Kick those cockmonkeys in the ding ding and tell them it’s from me.
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
zippered boots should be called "rump rangers"
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
I was also amused that it took multiple IT guys to get a laptop for GL
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
yeah, those guys are tough to pin down.
i asked for a new laptop in march and i just got it.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
i'm in client services for a creative company near loveland/blue ash.
we do a lot of graphic/web design/development, video production, digital signage, and events. it’s a good gig.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
that sounds like something you would need a laptop for!
i wish i was creative enough to do the artistic side of computers
I wish I were less artistic and more employable
by thevole on Aug 24, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i use apple products and have for many years, yes
but I don’t understand why you’re throwing around a pejorative like that.
Oh, wait, i know what you're talking about
yes, it is on my resume, if by “fanboy” you mean “employee.”
Wait, didn't you use to have an iphone?
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But you had lunch with me today,
so let’s call it a draw :-)
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Me too!
me & nycredsfan are now gonna be besties because my best bud is moving out of town next month and I’m gonna be SOL on the friend front.
Oh shit, I forgot to tell him.
Hey nycredsfan! We’re gonna be besties!
I'll throw it around
Apple products suck moose cock
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 24, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
oh the vole wouldn't like us...
we’re a PC.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
oh ok... i thought he knew something about you that i didn't.
i don’t get wrapped up in the whole mac vs. pc thing anyway.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
i think i'm right in between...
i’m not very artistic but i have a good eye, yet i’m just enough of a square where i can talk business-y and not let some asshole client walk all over me (or our team).
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
Rec'd.
Though I got my happy, employed ending. I wish the same for you, thevole!
by the finest muffins on Aug 24, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
my company gave me a SecurID token, but never registered it with my user ID
so I tried to use the VPN and kept getting errors, only to put in a ticket to find out that my admin didn’t actually fill out the online form to associate the token she gave me with my user ID
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 24, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get the circle the wagons phrase at all
Having just started a new IT career, I definitely get a lot of weird looks in meeting when I don’t use CorporateAmericaSpeak
So far, I think “roadmap” is my favorite term. We’re not fixing things, we’re not re-doing things, we’re not improving things, we’re embarking on a roadmap….
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 24, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
LeCure gets called up
No word on who is going down.
@MrLeCure congrats on the call up!
The lady’s profile says she is a MLB player marketing rep…maybe Sam is one of her clients?
More from the Bats Facebook page
Louisville Bats Baseball Club Today’s Bats Transactions: RHP Sam LeCure and INF Chris Valaika were recalled by the Cincinnati Reds. LHP Lee Tabor and INF Kris Negron were transferred to Louisville from Double-A Carolina
That's my Negron!
There's nothing you can type that I can't read... Unless it's illegible or insane...or both.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats racist!
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
Hmmmm....you might be right

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by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
who knows
sounds more like it is going to be a temporary move, and they didn’t want to add anyone to the 40-man for just 2 days. I still think Cabrera comes back Friday.
Most likely they chose Valaika over Francisco because they want Juan back in the big leagues September 1st.
I think the link up top
suggests that Cabrera’s not coming back any time soon.
I’m happy to see Valaika called up; I thought they should have done it as soon as Cabrera went on the DL. But this doesn’t help in the lefty hitting dept.
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Welcome to the bigs Chris
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
Very interesting. And we know what this means....
Gomes in LF every friggin day from now on!!
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damn, she fine.
friended
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
If Negron ends up actually being a decent major leaguer i'll be thrilled
Everyone thought of him as a throwaway prospect when we traded A-Gon
I think he's another piece to throw at the wall in the great SS crapshoot
His defense there is quite good, and he has hit pretty well this year, but we’ll see if he can continue that.
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Did you mean Paul Vanish?
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha!
Is that a Petey original? Brilliant.
by the finest muffins on Aug 24, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's a new one. Help me spread the love! :)
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
So lost in all of this
is what the hell needs to be done with Edinson. Outside of his first start he’s looked like warmed over shit across the board. Should he get moved to the bullpen? Should he get sent down? What ya’ll think?
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 24, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions
The Fay
says he thinks Volquez will get one more start.
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That's not true. He's had 8 starts.
4 could be qualified as ‘good’ (total of 23.2 IP, 4 runs allowed)
The other 4 have been bad to terrible. He’s always been a wild pitcher and he’s coming off a surgery that often messes with a pitcher’s control for a while. Unfortunately, this is probably the way it’s going to be for the rest of the season. And anyone who expected otherwise was dreaming.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
control, schmontrol
He says that constantly with nothing to back it up (it’s just received wisdom). Last night, his fastball neither sank, nor did his change and his curve was in the middle of the plate. The one Huff hit in the first was, I think, a ball that would cause envy amongst professional golfers…..I can’t believe that stayed in the park
I'm glad I don't have to make this decision.
Truthfully, I don’t expect any improvement by Volquez in the short term. Just look at Liriano – he had a few good moments in the years since his late 2006 surgery, but he only become even a semblance of his former self this year. He was a better pitcher to begin with, to boot.
Good comparison on the Liriano front
those 4 good starts do give me some hope, but his whip is still astronomical and for better or worse we’re in the middle of a pennant race and can’t afford to be throwing out a gigantic question mark every few days. I expected him to struggle and don’t think he’s gonna steady out for quite a while, I’m just worried about starts like last night’s abomination killing this team’s momentum.
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 24, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
And cuz Chris Carpenter will likely whine about Voltron stealing his pitch grip.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoever is holding down that spot
Just has to get through 6 more starts or so, maybe less with skipped starts / short rest as the playoffs near. Harang, Leake, possibly LeCure or Maloney, can take a few. If the Reds make the playoffs, Volquez could pitch out of the bullpen.
As bad as Volquez was last night, there’s a very limited time horizon for him as a starter in 2010. If the Reds can muster 4 pitchers that are capable of keeping every game in play, they’ll be OK. I think this involves Wood and Bailey pitching like maniacs down the stretch.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
one will cost a million bucks
the other will cost a million bucks, a MLB ready player, and a top young pitcher.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 24, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
no thanks
she’s got complicated hair.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I think they're impressive.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Heron's knees!
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I just watched the Pon de Replay music video
What happened to THAT Rihanna?
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Way of topic, but
There's nothing you can type that I can't read... Unless it's illegible or insane...or both.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
In case you didn't click hte link to MLBTR
Joey ranks very nicely in the OBP/SLG fields, even if he lacks in homers and RBI. Good thing contracts are judged on traditional stats and we’ll get a bargain!
He's the second oldest but he's also got the 3rd best SLG, which is on the rise
He’s also 2nd best in OBP, which is also up this year.
I wonder if he’ll also make the most, or if he’ll get sometihng closer to 7MM
The Fay
says Castellini told him the deal will get done (to sign Dusty).
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
The again, he's a professional baseball player, getting his first cup of coffee in the majors
and you’re a guy commenting about it on the Internet….
Maybe WE should realize who the real nerds are?
in case that wasn’t clear, I think it’s us
Please specify which parties are designated as nerds and which are not
in the above example (I hope I’m not the “nerd” group).
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't make me fuck you in your nerd face!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't know he wore glasses
Does he wear contacts when he plays?
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I wonder if either of them had Chinese food for lunch
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Did you know Mongolians and the Chinese are neighbors?
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
I thought they were enemies!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
speaking as someone who started this joke
I’m not quite sure why it’s funny, but it is very very funny.
Please Come Back From Town or you can just #followmeontwitter
it's because they ran out of potatoes.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
mmmm
good stuff, and now jch can go there once a week for lunch! and Jimmy Johns once a week for lunch! and Chipotle once a week for lunch!
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 24, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Valaika should live-tweet his cup of coffee.
and then he should go play baseball with the major league team.
Alright you pudwhackers, I'm outta here
Catch you all on the flip siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide.
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
After chatting with nycredsfan this afternoon
he has convinced me that Walt should drive a dump-truck full of money to Joey’s house and convince him to play left field so that Yonder can, y’know, play for the Reds.
But then I convinced myself that you do not ask the best player on the team and the face of the franchise to change positions so that some kid can play his position.
The thing is…that solves the left field problem, too! I’m sure JV wouldn’t be gold-glove worthy, but god knows he can’t be any worse than Gomes.
I know we’ve kicked this around before once, maybe twice, but where are you guys in your thinking about all this? (fyi, walt called me and he says that he’s going to listen to us for advice from now on. no, really!)
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I think you have to keep JV at first. He's solid defensively there
and there’s no sense messing with his mindstate. If anything, I really would rather see Alonso get traded for a legitimate LF.
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 24, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
FTR, I'm not convinced they should ask Joey to do that, and I'm quite sure they won't
I just really, really, really want to see them both on the field at the same time.
Also, Joey’s a team player, and I’m sure he’d become more of a team player if Walt offered him a 5 year/$65 mil contract
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I didn't mean to put words in your mouth
It was just through conversing with you that i was convinced that that would be the most awesome thing ever.
Oh it would!
it would…………
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I'm not trying to overly simplify this
but why not just trade Alonso for a comparably rated LF prospect to a team that needs a first baseman?
by AB on Aug 24, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
How many teams need first basemen right now?
Seems like that’s where a lot of the talent is at.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
We discussed this too.
How many teams are going to need a 1B, who are also going to believe Alonso is the answer, who are also going to have a really good LFer that they are willing to part with?
I’d love to see your scenario, but it’s easier said than done.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
we had a really good conversation!
fwiw, as a relative neophyte to following baseball in earnest, it’s amazing how much more I get out of actually having a conversation with you than I do from just reading RR. Now that I think about it, that’d be a great reason to get the RR podcast cranking back up again… People being able to share their opinions verbally rather than typing them.
I got a free lunch for the second day in a row, so you can suck it
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
I bet your free lunch did suck it compared to our pizza!
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I had free open faced roast beef and mashed taters
But some NY pizza would kick ass too.
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
you went to big boy for lunch
the only way that tastes remotely good is if you’re not paying the bill
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 24, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the strongest argument in favor of keeping Alonso
His value to the organization is much higher than his trade value, given the Reds’ needs (SS and LF). Moving Joey is a bad idea from an “if it ain’t broke” perspective, but it’s the only way to keep Alonso around.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know Joey or Walt, so I have no idea how ludicrous this idea is,
but I just really wonder what would happen if Walt went to Joey and said, “Listen, we want you to be a Red for a long, long time. If that’s at 1B, that’s great, but right now we feel like you could really help the team in LF. I’m willing to offer a long contract if you are willing to try a move to LF. If you don’t want to, this conversation never happened….think it over.”
Then Walt could walk out of the room followed by his “muscle” staring Joey down.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
That was a rhetorical question, it wasn't meant to be answered
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
Pete said that he moved because Sparky asked him about it.
He said that if he was told to move, he wouldn’t have done it. Something to consider.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
can Joey play left field?
They tried him in left, in the minors and a few times in the big leagues. They seem to have given up on the idea, just as they gave up on Alonso.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
they did
I remember him playing left field a few times, and Baseball Cube says he played OF six games in the big leagues.
He played OF 44 games in the minors.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
They didn't give up on the idea. They just had a good LFer when he came up (Dunn) and needed a 1B, so there was no reason to switch him then
All reports were that he was solid there.
It’s just a bummer the roles aren’t reversed, where the established guy is really limited and the up and comer could handle the move.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
they asked Dunn to move
If they can ask him, they can ask Joey.
If it’s worth it…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
You know guys... in the long run, none of this baseball junk matters.
You guys all really need to ask yourselves the important thing… like

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Let's just say RR's ad campaign has seriously gone downhill.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
You miss a lot when you have ad block
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
ohhhhhh
I don’t have an ad blocker, i’ve got a flash blocker. it must be some flash thing.
I hate flash.
Oh yeah- it moves. I just saw it and was kind of like ummm...
/jokeruinedduetoexplaining’d
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
it worked for Edward
But honestly, starting a relationship by telling a girl she smells usually doesn’t work.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
"You smell like you're easy, wanna do it?"
“What? Where are you going???”
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
so dig this:
I’m thinking about recording a 20th anniversary tribute cover of the “Red Hot” tune of the 1990 team as something to do to keep me off the streets. Which would be funnier: redoing the original version or coming up with new, potentially hilarious lyrics about the current team?
Note: “Votto” rhymes with “Grotto” “Lotto” and, potentially, “Tomato.”
/yousaytomato'd
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
Hey! Thanks for noticing!
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I will not grow that much facial over my lifetime
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
Ditto.
I’ve gone Bagwell, Gossage, handlebar, porn stache, F.P. Santangelo. I once even did a Hitler stache on Halloween for my Frankenhitler outfit that Eric Davis liked. :)
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Michael Jordan is totally biting your costume idea, dude
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
pictures? link?
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
see? I can't even TYPE hair, much less grow it!
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
omg
Corky’s lovechild!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
ha! i did that this past winter
but only for a few minutes. Mrs. Scrabbles was none too pleased.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought SHE was the beard
Red Reporter or follow on Twitter: @redreporter. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
Was it tough on you when James A. Garfield was assassinated?
Or did you just like becoming president, regardless?
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
If you do this...
Let me at the lyrics. I’m sick like that.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's some more
The Bruce is Loose!
Stubbs rollin’ on dubs
Gomes, holmes
Rolen Rolen Rolen
Hernanigan shenanigans
Janish will vanish coz hed can’t hit, but Orlando can though
Phillips is clutch like Chauncey Billups
Cueto makes ’em hate though
Arroyo bangs the hos yo
and so on.
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
auto, bravado, mullato, vibrato, legato,
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
A couple of quick notes
Have you guys seen that Mason kid’s wreck? Holy crap.
I will NEVER ride the new ride going in at King’s Island.
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
What, 300 foot swings don't interest you?
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
It's a damned county fair ride, just higher
No thank ya. :)
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
I saw this on CNN this morning
Didn’t realize it was in Ohio.
Amazing that he’s alive.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
The crash was like 15 minutes from my house.
It really screwed with traffic on 35 and 675.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
The story coming out today
Says an hour before the crash, he was written a ticket after being caught in a car with a 15 year old girl (he’s 19), “trace” amounts of weed, and some sort of unopened alcohol.
The weird part to me is that the wreck happened around 7:30 in the morning. I do good to get up to 45 mph at that time of the day.
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
Per the Reds official Tweeter
Edmonds DLed, Smith optioned
Valaika and LeCure called up
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I think LeCure is the long man
The Fay said he thinks Volquez will get another start, and LeCure will be standing by in case Wood implodes.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
does that make Leake a middle-relief type of guy then?
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
I think
they’re probably concerned about his inning count.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Does this mean smith will be ineligible for the post-season?
He’s got to be in Louisville 10 days before coming back which would be after the 9/1 cutoff…
The DL rules are really confusing. I'm guessing if they really want him, they'll get him on the roster
Having said that, Chapman has to replace someone.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
Chapman can replace anyone who is on the DL on Aug. 31
The Reds have several players on the DL who probably won’t be back for the post-season, so they can use those spots as “extras” to add guys who aren’t on the 25-man or the DL as of Aug. 31.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
BubbaFan stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
by Gapper on Aug 24, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
last year
The Yankees TRADED for no-bat, all-wheels Freddy Guzman on Aug. 31. He was not put on the roster. He was send to AAA, where he stayed until the Governor’s Cup was over. Then he was called up – in late September.
He was still on the post-season roster.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
it is really confusing
And the rules have changed over the years. But basically, I wouldn’t worry about who’s on the 25-man on Aug. 31. The Reds will get who they want on the post-season roster.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
they can always get around that
Using the DL.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Springer, Harang, Arredondo, and Lincoln
are all on the 40-man, but on the DL and presumably will be on the DL through beyond 9/1. The way I understand it, and someone please correct me if I’m wrong, any pitcher in the organization as of 9/1 can replace them on the playoff roster if needed. Chapman will almost certainly be one of those pitchers, and Smith may be another. Pitching-wise, the Reds actually have a lot of playoff flexibility.
Arredondo and Springer are on the 60-day
doesn’t that open a spot? Lincoln could be moved there too?
I don't think Springer is on there yet, is he?
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 24, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone watching Sportscenter?
Slow news day.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
are they analyzing what Brett Favre had for breakfast?
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
Nope
Apparently a ballboy won a date from some chick in the crowd.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
He gave her five
He said he made up for it afterward by giving out tons of balls after the game was over.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
You know I love you baby
But you’re still not putting your balls in my face.
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
Fuck. Already 2-0 Cardinals. Screw the Pirates.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
that was fast
Guess we gotta win tonight.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
The Pirates are awful.
Essentially, chalk up 8 more wins for the Cardinals this season, all but guaranteed, due to the Pirates’ awfulness.
8 more times?!?!
Jesus, who’s lucky now
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 24, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
We need a game thread damnit
And stuff to talk about.
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
too bad there are no mods around
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
You want the game thread to go up? I can do that.
Who gets “FIRST”? :)
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
I played one of my friends at MLB 2K10 yesterday.
He beaned Brandon Phillips to start the game. And then Joey Votto hit a 2-run homer a couple batters later. I won 15-2 or something. Bruce homered 3 times, Votto had a cycle, Arroyo had 10 strikeouts in 5 innings, it was ka-razy fun.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
xbox sucks
"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2
by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I don't have Live :(
And I need to get mine fixed again…
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
wrap the towel around it
that fixed mine, when I had one
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 24, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I simulated a 'season' on The Show...
just to see how the Reds would finish. 77-85, no respeck!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

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