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  • Injury news
    Laynce Nix sprained his ankle beating out an infield single in the 3rd inning last night. It doesn't appear to be very severe though, as he stayed in the game for the rest of the inning and later scored. He's pretty confident that he won't need the DL. "Slowing down, I sort of jammed my ankle into the ground," Nix said. "I didn't roll it or anything too significant. I don't think it's serious. It shouldn't keep me out of action. I should be fine to at least pinch-hit."

    Jim Edmonds also hurt himself last night, straining his oblique while fouling off a pitch. He says he hurt it because he was favoring his Achilles, which the Reds knew was hurt when the traded for him. "This has been an ongoing deal with my Achilles and reacting to all the things I've been favoring," Edmonds said. "It's been sore the last week or two weeks. It was getting worse. The last couple of days not playing much, I thought it was going to get better. It gave me a false sense of security."

    Edmonds is also optimistic about his chances of avoiding the DL, but you'd have to think Walt would be smart enough to not try to play out the week down 2 lefty bats. On top of all this, Edinson Volquez's pathetic display last night left the bullpen short for the rest of series. Russ Springer will need hip surgery and will be transferred to the 60-day DL, so perhaps that could make some room to bring up and extra arm to help the 'pen.

  • More injury news
    Orlando Cabrera is not walking through that door. He most likely won't be back until they get home from San Francisco. "It seems like I was feeling really good five days ago," said Cabrera, who has been on the DL since Aug. 2. "Just throwing has bothered me. It had me feeling like I'm not ready. I feel good hitting, running and everything. The throwing part, I really want to be 100 percent. I don't even want to take a chance." With both Nix and Edmonds going down in last night's...non-conformity...some were wondering if Lando would be reactivated in their place. After hearing this, I don't think that is likely the case.

  • This kinda surprised me
    You know that contract extension the Reds offered to Dusty Baker last week? It's only for 1 year. Where I come from, a 1-year contract extension is only one step above a slap in the face. If the Reds are only offering 1 year, I can see Dusty turning it down for a multi-year offer elsewhere. If he does, I certainly won't miss his contradictions: "I like the Dodgers and the Giants. I’m from Southern Cal and Northern Cal. I don’t find it weird," Baker said. "I pull for the Giants, too, except when we play them. This is still my son’s team, the team he grew up with. ... I hope we both make it, us and the Giants. It’s hard to pull against friends."

  • Joey Votto is about to get paid
    MLBTR compares him to all the great first basemen who have reached arbitration the past few years and tries to divine what kind of money Joe-Joe will make next season. Ryan Howard was awarded $10 mil in his first year of arbitration, which is a record. Votto likely won't get that much though. I'd love to see a multi-year extension myself, but who knows if Joey even wants that (I'm pretty sure the Reds do).

  • And he's going to be on the cover of SI
    Get to your newsstands early, because I think it's gonna be difficult to keep that one on the shelves in the Queen City.

  • It looks like the Reds are leaning on bringing Aaron Harang back as a reliever
    With the way Volquez looked last night though, there might be an open spot in the rotation here soon. I know the Reds wanted to move Mike Leake to the bullpen to limit his innings, but at this point he may be the best option in the rotation. Volquez is really struggling, as he's walked 27 in his 35 innings this year. I kinda wonder if he could do better out of the bullpen, where he might be encouraged to go after hitters more. I don't know what they are going to do, but this is exactly why there is no such thing as a pitching surplus.

  • Sad Sammy Sosa is sad
    He's so sad because the Cubs haven't retired his jersey number 21. It makes him sad to see Tyler Colvin wear it this season and it makes him so, so sad. You know what makes me sad? Not this.

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after reading through the last couple of days worth of comments

it appears that “small sample size” has been replaced by “selective endpoints” as the new RR BuzzWord™

by 'tHan on Aug 24, 2010 10:37 AM EDT reply actions  

this is correct

and i’m always amused that you use a word, and then everyone else picks up on it and it gets repeated a bunch of times.

you are responsible for most of the RR BuzzWords™

by 'tHan on Aug 24, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Do me a favor

Use the word"ubiquitous". Because I’d really like to know how to spell “ubicquitous”. And once you use it, everyone will use “yewbickwitus”. Then I’ll see it enough to remember how to spell it. Because once Slyde uses “euwbicktas”, man, that word will be everywhere.

When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

by poojols on Aug 24, 2010 11:50 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Do we really want that correct spelling to be "ubiquitous"?

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

by ZJiff30 on Aug 24, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

BuzzWordly? More like BruzFanly!

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

way to knock down the low-hanging fruit.

let’s circle the wagons and discuss our value-added services and the challenges they’re facing.

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Aug 24, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can we do it moving forward?

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta wrap this up

I have a hard finish at 1:30. Need to talk to the big man about the 30,000 foot view. What’s the takeaway here?

by ken on Aug 24, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You've got to be proactive, rather than reactive.

We’re not trying to boil the ocean here.

Calmer than you are.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want to put a hard and fast timetable on it,

but if everything goes according to the process flow, it could be to you as early as today or as late as never.

Calmer than you are.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

that could be an issue

let me double-check with Herman in AR though. i really need you to take ownership of this project.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't bring Herman into this.

He and I have clashed like two cats with their tails tied together hanging from a clothesline since the Finkelbaumer case.

Calmer than you are.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

dont remind me of the Finkelbaumer case

that single case dropped our quantity-to-cover profit ratios more than 4%.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah Mr. Scrabbles?

Well maybe I should tell the boss about those “personal letters” you’ve been getting. They smell like cheap perfume and Newport Lights. Sir.

by UncleWeez on Aug 24, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

why is your wife sending you letters

postmarked from vietnam? and signed
“Never tell your wife,
love,
Huynh your boy toy”

by UncleWeez on Aug 24, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

so you're opening my mail, Weezy?

that’s not only grounds for termination, that’s a federal offense. step into my inner-office and perhaps we can discuss this matter further.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

you wanna talk about the mail?

Now let’s talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac Mr. Scrabbles? I’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? “Pepe Silvia,” this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe’s mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia! Pepe Silvia! I look in the mail, and this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself, “I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy’s goddamn hands! Otherwise, he’s never going to get it and he’s going to keep coming back down here.” So I go up to Pepe’s office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, “Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper.” There’s no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe! All right. So I start marchin’ my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, “Carol! Carol! I gotta talk to you about Pepe.” And when I open the door what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that office! There…is…no…Carol in HR. Mac Mr. Scrabbles, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

by UncleWeez on Aug 24, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that's hardly sustainable...

we need to ideate the next steps on some better productization. can i put the onus on you or should we talk to Herman about streamlining our efforts?

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Aug 24, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listen, I can profitize the Wamsley account.

I can damn sure productize this while making a mole hill of a mountain.

Tell Peggy to send me the requisite documents.

Calmer than you are.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like we need to sync-up offline.

beers at Friday’s after work? it’s 5 o’clock somewhere am i right, fellas?!

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Aug 24, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

5?

let’s make it 3! we’ll call it a business lunch and have Herman expense it.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm having some representatives in from Globaglobe Global Friday.

They don’t know we’re excluding them from this year’s portfolio, so perhaps we can get some golf on them too.

They do have those snappy polos they were giving away at last year’s corporate hootenanny.

Calmer than you are.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Globaglobe Global

made me legit LOL.

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Aug 24, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey 3F3F, did that email help?

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lemme know how Daveed's is if you go

They’re supposed to have great burgers.

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, will do.

I doubt we’ll head there, but you never know.

Calmer than you are.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm kinda surprised they only offered Dusty 1 year as well.

Although Dusty was always Bob and Krivksy’s guy, and I never really got the impression that Walt was 100% behind him. Maybe this is Walt’s somewhat diplomatic way of pushing him out the door.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m torn on this one too. On the one hand, I think continuity is a good thing with managers, and it’s kind of a ‘better the devil you know’ situation. On the other hand, the Reds would have to be one of, if not THE most attractive gig out there for managers this offseason, so I’m sure they could get someone good.

If this is part of some evil plan to bring LaRussa here, I’m quitting.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 10:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Wasnt there talk of bringing in LaRussa when Walt was hired?

This is still far-fetched but not entirely out of the question. Although I doubt TLR would want to leave his Pujol

by JPGs on Aug 24, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

not happening

unless the Reds are trading Phillips, because Im pretty sure the 2 of them would not get along.

by MixFMKyle on Aug 24, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

BP is one of my favorite players on the team

And I would be sad to see him go. But its also not crazy to think the Reds might try to unload a second basemen who would make over 10 mil (I think) next year.

by JPGs on Aug 24, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather rec this than comment to it...

Alas, mobile RR blows.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Aug 24, 2010 12:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i was thinking it could be due to oldness...

But Dusty is only 61, not ancient for a manager.
I like the offer, this is the most exciting manager gig out there, take it or leave it on our terms, was money disclosed at all?

by Eastwindquinn on Aug 24, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a preliminary, in-season offer.

If Dusty takes the one year deal, the Reds are obviously happy, but it was never likely. Both sides are gonna let the season play out before they decide what to do. Dusty will get a multi-year deal similar to his current contract if the Reds end up in the playoffs, but I’d be surprised if he comes back should they blow it down the stretch.

by Geki on Aug 24, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get ready for Bob Brenly

“I’m tellin’ ya Bobby, he’s a fuckin’ GENIUS”

-Thom Brennaman

by bobestes on Aug 24, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd be just fine with that too ...

"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 24, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

then to cry about it?

whattadoosh.

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Aug 24, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

rec’d

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Aug 24, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd hard

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Aug 24, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

definitely not gonna help his xFlip.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Aug 24, 2010 12:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I dont read SI

But I will read that one.

by JPGs on Aug 24, 2010 11:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Issues like this are the one decent reason to subscribe to SI

I got suckered into buying a subscription by a co-workers kid who was selling them for school. Most of the time they go in the “bathroom reading material” pile, but issues like this make it worthwhile.

It should be in my mailbox tomorrow!

by Hawkeyegirl96 on Aug 24, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

i have to buy one of those "Selling for school" subscriptions each year

i always make it ESPN the magazine because it comes with a free subscription to espn.com insider.

i’ve never read a single page of the magazine. I did, however, keep the one with John Wall on the cover

by 'tHan on Aug 24, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do you ever read insider stuff either? I tried that subscription for a bit but found I never really cared about any of the insider stuff.

Some of the recruiting things are good, but you can get most of that elsewhere.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

i read the front page insider articles

but i think i only click on them because they have the insider logo and i feel like i’m special.

I also read the recruiting news & rumors, although i think they are mostly useless. the rumors often have no basis & espn’s basketball recruiting coverage is laughable

by 'tHan on Aug 24, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, their football coverage is pretty weak too.

Rivals is much, much better, but you have to pay for most of it too.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Some of the insider blogs are pretty decent, as I recall.

Not decent enough that I wanted to renew Insider, but some of their baseball writers are behind the paywall I think.

by Geki on Aug 24, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he wasn't on the cover, you'd only see his picture once

cuz the pages would be stuck together after you saw that picture

by Highlifeman21 on Aug 24, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have been meaning to try that position...

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roster Moves Prediction

Edmonds to DL, Fisher Up

Smith Optioned, Francisco up.

I still think we will see Wlad, but not until September 1st.

by MixFMKyle on Aug 24, 2010 11:20 AM EDT reply actions  

if all edmonds did was turn bruce into the stud that he has been since the trade ...

… then it was worth it … edmonds for bruce’s full time coach from here on out

"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 24, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we stop giving Douchebag Edmonds credit for Bruce being a stud?

Bruce has always been a stud. He just needs consolidation time for his skills.

by Geki on Aug 24, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have to give Edmonds credit for something

because it sure as hell can’t be his performance.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

why, exactly?

i’ll give him credit for us losing Chris Dickerson. But that’s more of a debit.

by UncleWeez on Aug 24, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

This,

Ugh, I can’t stand Edmonds.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

green'd

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Aug 24, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

and reply'd

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Aug 24, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only problem with that is if Nix is hurt too, you are effectively going with 4 outfielders.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

We've gone 3 weeks

with only 5 infielders, which is much more risky, IMO.

In a pinch Votto, Francisco, or Cairo could play left. Also, whoever is up, likely will have to go back this weekend when O-Cab comes back.

Only way we see another OF is if Nix has to go to the DL, but it sounds like they are giving him a day or two.

by MixFMKyle on Aug 24, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I almost forgot about Cairo, now that he’s the new Janish.

"We don't worry about the pennant much, we just like to see the boys hit it deep."

by beasleymachine on Aug 24, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

10 days if he's optioned though

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Aug 24, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless they put someone on the DL

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

so play with a very thin bullpen for 4 or days, or call a equally as good fresh arm up, let Jordan get his rest, and come back on September 3rd in STL?

by MixFMKyle on Aug 24, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely makes sense to option Smith after last night

but they might give Burton a shot.

Francisco makes sense, given the way he mashes righties and can play 1B/3B, but I’m not sure he can be trusted anywhere in the field. But he’s probably the best bet.

Oddly, Heisey has been miserable against lefties this year, but has destroyed righties.

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should I cite small sample size or selective endpoints on Heisey?

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Consult with your immediate supervisor

I know, its not very many at bats and some of them are against the Pirates, but it’s just to say that anything can happen over a short stretch. We know Heisey plays respectable D, so with Edmonds and Nix out, Gomes and Stubbs not hitting, I’d start Heisey regardless of the matchup.

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

main reason I say Juan

is whoever it is, likely will go back down Friday or Saturday to make room for Lando. You can’t send Wlad down, he wont have options.

by MixFMKyle on Aug 24, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

All signs definitely point to END

And I doubt Wlad is in the plans for the postseason roster. Unless you wanna keep him up for good, you wait until Sept 1. Heisey and Stubbs are likely to stay now that Edmonds is out, but there’s an argument to be made that the team could use Wlad’s skillset more than Stubbs right now.

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont think Stubbs is going anywhere

and i think a better argument could be made that they need Dorn’s skillset more than Wlad’s.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want Dorn to come up

Just so I can be THAT guy who yells “Goddamnit Dorn, get infront of the damn ball! Don’t gimme this Ole bullshit!”

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

There will be a lot of those guys wherever he makes it up.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Aug 24, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I don't think he is either

Though in my mind .235/.299/.399 makes you the backup CF/LIDR, given the relative defense between Stubbs and Heisey.

Dorn might be a good quick-fix to hit righties while Nix heals (before Cabrera returns), but I thought the story on him was that his defense was too clunky. In which case, you go with Francisco and keep the 40-man at 39, while having an emergency corner IF. Wlad would have to occupy Springer’s 40-man spot, but I’d probably trust him to hit righties and lefties on a more even keel – and play the OF better than both Dorn and Francisco.

Dorn deserves a cup of coffee though.

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Cabrera's coming back that soon

If he’s still not ready.

He’s been on the DL so long they might want to give him a rehab start or two. If he’s ready before the minor league season ends.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet Lando comes back after 9/1

it’ll give them more options for the playoffs.

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by Slyde on Aug 24, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

is anyone else having trouble

with the front page not showing when a story has new comments?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 11:22 AM EDT reply actions  

yes. Slyde said the site is having problems, but they're working on it!

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha

i couldnt tell, because i cant tell where the new comments are!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah

by Caleb on Aug 24, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Junya

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

by ZJiff30 on Aug 24, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh right

I think I have that SI in a pile somewhere.

by Geki on Aug 24, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Panty Puddles.

There's nothing you can type that I can't read... Unless it's illegible or insane...or both.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I usually only collect SI's when Buckeyes are on the cover.

But I got REDS FEVER baby! This will go in a frame in my home office.

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. -Gertrude Stein

by Travis Rehl on Aug 24, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

votto wouls kick that little kid's ass

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on Aug 24, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wish it was Verducci writing the Votto article

Nobody can write a puff piece like him, and that’s meant as a compliment.

by ken on Aug 24, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was hoping for Poz

i knew it wasnt going to happen though.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 24, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Verducci

only covers the Blue Jays, Yankees, Red Sox and Mets.

by bobestes on Aug 24, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Dusty
When this is recounted to Baker, he nods. “I’m telling you, if everyone were as dedicated as Joey, we’d have a much better game. He’s intense but mellow. He’s serious but has a great personality. He’s Canadian, you know.”

by Geki on Aug 24, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can't blame Joey for whining about the strike zone.

In Canada, the strike zone is two-fifths bigger and is referred to as a Buster Box.

After this season, we just call it Joey’s Sweet Spot.

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

yeah same here.

no homo

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Aug 24, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

ikr?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen this girl post before.

by jsl413 on Aug 24, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's posted before, but it's been a while

Mainly it highlights the fact that I don’t pay a whole hell of a lot of attention.

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you for greening my post, and sorry for confusing everyone

but the responses were hilarious. I mostly lurk, but every so often I can’t resist posting.

And FWIW, I think I’d still want to have sex with Joey Votto even if I was a guy. He’s just that enticing.

by Hawkeyegirl96 on Aug 24, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel ya

I’d even let him be a top.

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by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

great cover photo

and nice article. I liked this quote alot:

“Santana’s pitching? That makes my day. Halladay? Carpenter? Wainwright? Lincecum? I can’t wait. When Strasburg got called up, I wanted to face him,” he says. “I’m not embarrassed to say it, I want to beat the best in the world, that’s what I prepare for.”

That kind of competitive drive is compelling especially when combined with his otherwise lowkey manner.

Dusty is obviously still in love with Canada too lol.

by Red_Poodle on Aug 24, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty positive this won't happen

But does think Walt would pull off a shocker and claim Manny Ramirez?

Pros: Would be great protection for Votto
            Would help sell out GABP rest of the year, and give a hefty bump to merch. sales
            If healthy, can be very productive with the bat

Cons: Attitude / Influence on younger players
             Still owed about 4 million (however 3 of it is deferred)
             Defense ( Can’t be too much worse than Gomes)

You could trot out this lineup

Phillips
Stubbs/Heisey
Votto
Ramirez
Rolen
Bruce
Hernandez/Hanigan
Janish/Cabrera
Pitcher

by MixFMKyle on Aug 24, 2010 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

seriously?

Look, I get that Tony’s not popular around here, but his track record as a manager is something to be envied.

Oh, and no way he has more influence than Bobby Cox, the GM architect of the Braves success since 1991

by timb116 on Aug 24, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point

but he seems to create value in a veterans like Miles. Unfortunately for him, that one didn’t work too well

by timb116 on Aug 24, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well aware of that fact.

I’m just going with the more hated individual.

Calmer than you are.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like Walt would probably claim him if he got to the Reds

It seems pretty up his alley. I feel like somebody would block it, though.

by Geki on Aug 24, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only possibilities would be

 PHI, STL, SF.

Philly and SF have full OF’s, STL has Holliday in LF.

by MixFMKyle on Aug 24, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

currently

they have as OF- Aubrey Huff, Andres Torres, Pat Burrell, Aaron Rowand, Cody Ross, Nate Scheirholtz, and Jose Guillen.

I think they have plenty.

by MixFMKyle on Aug 24, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

But they've been sticking Huff at 1B

and Torres and Burrell are the only real keepers. I could see them getting rid of any of the last four to make room for Manny.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only contending teams that would block it at this point would be

the Phillies, Cardinals and Giants. The Giants already have to many OF and I wouldn’t think the Cards would move Holliday to RF for Manny. I could see the Phillies swapping out Ibanez though.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could definitely see the Phillies doing it

and the Giants have been picking up any OF with a pulse and really have no investment in most of those guys, so I could see them going the Manny route. The Cards would only get in on it if they wanted to block the Reds, but I don’t think that’s an impossibility. Manny would make a hell of a pinch hitter down the stretch…

by Geki on Aug 24, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

or a starting LF

because Jonny Gomes is awful

by jsl413 on Aug 24, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously he would start for us.

I was referring to the Cardinals, who have the very not awful Matt Holliday in LF.

by Geki on Aug 24, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Giants would be crazy not to consider it

Burrell, Torres and Huff are the only OF they need to give PT too. They can stick Huff at 1B, though that leaves a CF and too pretty terrible LF.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

all the teams expressing interest in Manny

seem to be in the junior circuit.

I think he’s reached the DH stage of his career. It’s not just that he’s bad at defense. He hasn’t played much defense this season, because there’s a feeling he can’t stay healthy if he does.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Yay or Nay

If you are Walt, do you put in a claim? Worst case scenario you get stuck with a 4 Million dollar bill.

by MixFMKyle on Aug 24, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i say yay...

i think he’ll be happy to come to a first place team, the fans will love him, and there’s no way he’ll hit worse than gomes if put in the right spot of the order.

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Aug 24, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless you really think he'll kill the team's chemistry, I'd go for it.

He’s a terrible defender, but I’m not convinced he’s any worse than Gomes is, and the numbers indicate that they’re similarly awful. Adding Manny’s bat to this team in the middle of a playoff race? Huge. With most of the salary deferred, the risk lessens further, and I think it’s a perfect move to make.

by Geki on Aug 24, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say yay on the bat and check with the players on the chemistry thing.

Bronson and O-Cab both played with Manny on the 2004 Red Sox WS team. They should have a pretty decent idea of whether or not he’d kill the team cameraderie.

by Hawkeyegirl96 on Aug 24, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not Francisco, Balentien, Dorn, or Sappelt

they are in the Bats lineup:

Sappelt CF
Castillo 2B
Alonso 1B
Balentien RF
Francisco 3B
Dorn LF
Miller C
Negron SS
Horst P

Looks like Cozart went on the DL, and they brought up Negron. No Frazier or Valakia in the lineup….Just sayin’.

by MixFMKyle on Aug 24, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

interesting....

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's possible Edmonds isn't going to be DL'd

But if it’s anyone heading west tonight, it’s gotta be Valaika. They’re not going to add Frazier to the 40-man for what’s likely to be a very brief stint, especially when they still need to add Corky, and possibly Wlad.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet

Edmonds goes on DL, LeCure goes up to help finish the series in the pen. They carry an extra pitcher until Friday, then send one out and bring back Cabrera.

by MixFMKyle on Aug 24, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's possible

But it sounded like Nix was only a maybe on being able to PH tonight. I don’t think they’re going to go with only 1 OF and 1 IF sub.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw, where'd you get the lineup?

Isn’t it kind of early? They don’t play until 7pm.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also,

LeCure was supposed to start today, so it looks like he has gotten the call up, or something funky is going on.

by MixFMKyle on Aug 24, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

makes sense

Since he was called up earlier this year. Has he said anything on Twitter?

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

REAL LIFE BUZZWORD ALERT!

my IT guys just gave me a new laptop and said let’s “circle the wagons next tuesday for VPN setup”. i almost lost it…

that’s my least favorite buzzphrase.

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Aug 24, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you touch base with them?

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on Aug 24, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

As an IT guy, do me a favor

Kick those cockmonkeys in the ding ding and tell them it’s from me.

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still say those boots need zippers

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

no sir

They’re called “Iron Rangers.” No boot named “Iron Ranger” should have a zipper.

by thevole on Aug 24, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

zippered boots should be called "rump rangers"

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, those guys are tough to pin down.

i asked for a new laptop in march and i just got it.

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Aug 24, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know that feeling

it took me a year to get a promised laptop.

what kind of work is it you do?

by 'tHan on Aug 24, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm in client services for a creative company near loveland/blue ash.

we do a lot of graphic/web design/development, video production, digital signage, and events. it’s a good gig.

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Aug 24, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i use apple products and have for many years, yes

but I don’t understand why you’re throwing around a pejorative like that.

by thevole on Aug 24, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

it wasn’t meant negatively. i’d buy apple products too if they weren’t so expensive

by 'tHan on Aug 24, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, wait, i know what you're talking about

yes, it is on my resume, if by “fanboy” you mean “employee.”

by thevole on Aug 24, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, didn't you use to have an iphone?

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've had several!

and i do still have one. did you not see the pictures of my theme on twitter?

by 'tHan on Aug 24, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

But you had lunch with me today,

so let’s call it a draw :-)

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too!

me & nycredsfan are now gonna be besties because my best bud is moving out of town next month and I’m gonna be SOL on the friend front.

Oh shit, I forgot to tell him.

Hey nycredsfan! We’re gonna be besties!

by thevole on Aug 24, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh the vole wouldn't like us...

we’re a PC.

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Aug 24, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh ok... i thought he knew something about you that i didn't.

i don’t get wrapped up in the whole mac vs. pc thing anyway.

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Aug 24, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think i'm right in between...

i’m not very artistic but i have a good eye, yet i’m just enough of a square where i can talk business-y and not let some asshole client walk all over me (or our team).

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Aug 24, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

Though I got my happy, employed ending. I wish the same for you, thevole!

by the finest muffins on Aug 24, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

my company gave me a SecurID token, but never registered it with my user ID

so I tried to use the VPN and kept getting errors, only to put in a ticket to find out that my admin didn’t actually fill out the online form to associate the token she gave me with my user ID

by Highlifeman21 on Aug 24, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get the circle the wagons phrase at all

Having just started a new IT career, I definitely get a lot of weird looks in meeting when I don’t use CorporateAmericaSpeak

So far, I think “roadmap” is my favorite term. We’re not fixing things, we’re not re-doing things, we’re not improving things, we’re embarking on a roadmap….

by Highlifeman21 on Aug 24, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

LeCure gets called up

No word on who is going down.

Via Twitter

@MrLeCure congrats on the call up!

The lady’s profile says she is a MLB player marketing rep…maybe Sam is one of her clients?

by MixFMKyle on Aug 24, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

More from the Bats Facebook page
Louisville Bats Baseball Club Today’s Bats Transactions: RHP Sam LeCure and INF Chris Valaika were recalled by the Cincinnati Reds. LHP Lee Tabor and INF Kris Negron were transferred to Louisville from Double-A Carolina

by MixFMKyle on Aug 24, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay for Tabor and Negron!

Valaika up = O-Cab more hurt than we think?

by jsl413 on Aug 24, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's my Negron!

There's nothing you can type that I can't read... Unless it's illegible or insane...or both.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats racist!

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Aug 24, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm....you might be right

There's nothing you can type that I can't read... Unless it's illegible or insane...or both.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

who knows

sounds more like it is going to be a temporary move, and they didn’t want to add anyone to the 40-man for just 2 days. I still think Cabrera comes back Friday.

Most likely they chose Valaika over Francisco because they want Juan back in the big leagues September 1st.

by MixFMKyle on Aug 24, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the link up top

suggests that Cabrera’s not coming back any time soon.

I’m happy to see Valaika called up; I thought they should have done it as soon as Cabrera went on the DL. But this doesn’t help in the lefty hitting dept.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the bigs Chris

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Aug 24, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very interesting. And we know what this means....

Gomes in LF every friggin day from now on!!

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edmonds to DL!

or one of the rooks/bray in the pen

by jsl413 on Aug 24, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno

i bet he’s the one plugging her face

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by boobs on Aug 24, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn, she fine.

friended

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by GrooveLeg on Aug 24, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plugging her face?

It seems like there’s some hidden meaning here for me to deSypher. [sic]

by Gapper on Aug 24, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he's another piece to throw at the wall in the great SS crapshoot

His defense there is quite good, and he has hit pretty well this year, but we’ll see if he can continue that.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you mean Paul Vanish?

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by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ha!

Is that a Petey original? Brilliant.

by the finest muffins on Aug 24, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's a new one. Help me spread the love! :)

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 25, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

So lost in all of this

is what the hell needs to be done with Edinson. Outside of his first start he’s looked like warmed over shit across the board. Should he get moved to the bullpen? Should he get sent down? What ya’ll think?

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by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 24, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

The Fay

says he thinks Volquez will get one more start.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not true. He's had 8 starts.

4 could be qualified as ‘good’ (total of 23.2 IP, 4 runs allowed)

The other 4 have been bad to terrible. He’s always been a wild pitcher and he’s coming off a surgery that often messes with a pitcher’s control for a while. Unfortunately, this is probably the way it’s going to be for the rest of the season. And anyone who expected otherwise was dreaming.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

control, schmontrol

He says that constantly with nothing to back it up (it’s just received wisdom). Last night, his fastball neither sank, nor did his change and his curve was in the middle of the plate. The one Huff hit in the first was, I think, a ball that would cause envy amongst professional golfers…..I can’t believe that stayed in the park

by timb116 on Aug 24, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad I don't have to make this decision.

Truthfully, I don’t expect any improvement by Volquez in the short term. Just look at Liriano – he had a few good moments in the years since his late 2006 surgery, but he only become even a semblance of his former self this year. He was a better pitcher to begin with, to boot.

by Gapper on Aug 24, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good comparison on the Liriano front

those 4 good starts do give me some hope, but his whip is still astronomical and for better or worse we’re in the middle of a pennant race and can’t afford to be throwing out a gigantic question mark every few days. I expected him to struggle and don’t think he’s gonna steady out for quite a while, I’m just worried about starts like last night’s abomination killing this team’s momentum.

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by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 24, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoever is holding down that spot

Just has to get through 6 more starts or so, maybe less with skipped starts / short rest as the playoffs near. Harang, Leake, possibly LeCure or Maloney, can take a few. If the Reds make the playoffs, Volquez could pitch out of the bullpen.

As bad as Volquez was last night, there’s a very limited time horizon for him as a starter in 2010. If the Reds can muster 4 pitchers that are capable of keeping every game in play, they’ll be OK. I think this involves Wood and Bailey pitching like maniacs down the stretch.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way of topic, but

This is badass.

There's nothing you can type that I can't read... Unless it's illegible or insane...or both.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

In case you didn't click hte link to MLBTR

Joey ranks very nicely in the OBP/SLG fields, even if he lacks in homers and RBI. Good thing contracts are judged on traditional stats and we’ll get a bargain!

by jsl413 on Aug 24, 2010 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

He's the second oldest but he's also got the 3rd best SLG, which is on the rise

He’s also 2nd best in OBP, which is also up this year.

I wonder if he’ll also make the most, or if he’ll get sometihng closer to 7MM

by jsl413 on Aug 24, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Fay

says Castellini told him the deal will get done (to sign Dusty).

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 4:36 PM EDT reply actions  

The again, he's a professional baseball player, getting his first cup of coffee in the majors

and you’re a guy commenting about it on the Internet….

Maybe WE should realize who the real nerds are?

in case that wasn’t clear, I think it’s us

by timb116 on Aug 24, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please specify which parties are designated as nerds and which are not

in the above example (I hope I’m not the “nerd” group).

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't make me fuck you in your nerd face!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't know he wore glasses

Does he wear contacts when he plays?

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if either of them had Chinese food for lunch

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by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably Mongolian BBQ.

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by ZJiff30 on Aug 24, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you know Mongolians and the Chinese are neighbors?

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by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought they were enemies!

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by ZJiff30 on Aug 24, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking as someone who started this joke

I’m not quite sure why it’s funny, but it is very very funny.

by thevole on Aug 24, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's because they ran out of potatoes.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmm

good stuff, and now jch can go there once a week for lunch! and Jimmy Johns once a week for lunch! and Chipotle once a week for lunch!

by Highlifeman21 on Aug 24, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Valaika should live-tweet his cup of coffee.

and then he should go play baseball with the major league team.

by thevole on Aug 24, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright you pudwhackers, I'm outta here

Catch you all on the flip siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide.

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

You killed them all!?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

After chatting with nycredsfan this afternoon

he has convinced me that Walt should drive a dump-truck full of money to Joey’s house and convince him to play left field so that Yonder can, y’know, play for the Reds.

But then I convinced myself that you do not ask the best player on the team and the face of the franchise to change positions so that some kid can play his position.

The thing is…that solves the left field problem, too! I’m sure JV wouldn’t be gold-glove worthy, but god knows he can’t be any worse than Gomes.

I know we’ve kicked this around before once, maybe twice, but where are you guys in your thinking about all this? (fyi, walt called me and he says that he’s going to listen to us for advice from now on. no, really!)

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by thevole on Aug 24, 2010 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I think you have to keep JV at first. He's solid defensively there

and there’s no sense messing with his mindstate. If anything, I really would rather see Alonso get traded for a legitimate LF.

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by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 24, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

FTR, I'm not convinced they should ask Joey to do that, and I'm quite sure they won't

I just really, really, really want to see them both on the field at the same time.

Also, Joey’s a team player, and I’m sure he’d become more of a team player if Walt offered him a 5 year/$65 mil contract

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't mean to put words in your mouth

It was just through conversing with you that i was convinced that that would be the most awesome thing ever.

by thevole on Aug 24, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh it would!

it would…………

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not trying to overly simplify this

but why not just trade Alonso for a comparably rated LF prospect to a team that needs a first baseman?

by AB on Aug 24, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many teams need first basemen right now?

Seems like that’s where a lot of the talent is at.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

We discussed this too.

How many teams are going to need a 1B, who are also going to believe Alonso is the answer, who are also going to have a really good LFer that they are willing to part with?

I’d love to see your scenario, but it’s easier said than done.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

we had a really good conversation!

fwiw, as a relative neophyte to following baseball in earnest, it’s amazing how much more I get out of actually having a conversation with you than I do from just reading RR. Now that I think about it, that’d be a great reason to get the RR podcast cranking back up again… People being able to share their opinions verbally rather than typing them.

by thevole on Aug 24, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the strongest argument in favor of keeping Alonso

His value to the organization is much higher than his trade value, given the Reds’ needs (SS and LF). Moving Joey is a bad idea from an “if it ain’t broke” perspective, but it’s the only way to keep Alonso around.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 24, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know Joey or Walt, so I have no idea how ludicrous this idea is,

but I just really wonder what would happen if Walt went to Joey and said, “Listen, we want you to be a Red for a long, long time. If that’s at 1B, that’s great, but right now we feel like you could really help the team in LF. I’m willing to offer a long contract if you are willing to try a move to LF. If you don’t want to, this conversation never happened….think it over.”

Then Walt could walk out of the room followed by his “muscle” staring Joey down.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't Pete move?

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Second to Left to third to first

by featherman on Aug 24, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pete said that he moved because Sparky asked him about it.

He said that if he was told to move, he wouldn’t have done it. Something to consider.

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by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

can Joey play left field?

They tried him in left, in the minors and a few times in the big leagues. They seem to have given up on the idea, just as they gave up on Alonso.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did they try him in left in Cincy?

I don’t remember that, but I may not have been paying attention

by thevole on Aug 24, 2010 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

they did

I remember him playing left field a few times, and Baseball Cube says he played OF six games in the big leagues.

He played OF 44 games in the minors.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

They didn't give up on the idea. They just had a good LFer when he came up (Dunn) and needed a 1B, so there was no reason to switch him then

All reports were that he was solid there.

It’s just a bummer the roles aren’t reversed, where the established guy is really limited and the up and comer could handle the move.

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by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

they asked Dunn to move

If they can ask him, they can ask Joey.

If it’s worth it…

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know guys... in the long run, none of this baseball junk matters.

You guys all really need to ask yourselves the important thing… like

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 5:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's just say RR's ad campaign has seriously gone downhill.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You miss a lot when you have ad block

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohhhhhh

I don’t have an ad blocker, i’ve got a flash blocker. it must be some flash thing.

I hate flash.

by thevole on Aug 24, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah- it moves. I just saw it and was kind of like ummm...

/jokeruinedduetoexplaining’d

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

so dig this:

I’m thinking about recording a 20th anniversary tribute cover of the “Red Hot” tune of the 1990 team as something to do to keep me off the streets. Which would be funnier: redoing the original version or coming up with new, potentially hilarious lyrics about the current team?

Note: “Votto” rhymes with “Grotto” “Lotto” and, potentially, “Tomato.”

by thevole on Aug 24, 2010 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

/yousaytomato'd

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey! Thanks for noticing!

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will not grow that much facial over my lifetime

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

... heh heh heh

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ditto.

I’ve gone Bagwell, Gossage, handlebar, porn stache, F.P. Santangelo. I once even did a Hitler stache on Halloween for my Frankenhitler outfit that Eric Davis liked. :)

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

see? I can't even TYPE hair, much less grow it!

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

omg

Corky’s lovechild!

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you do this...

Let me at the lyrics. I’m sick like that.

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's some more

The Bruce is Loose!
Stubbs rollin’ on dubs
Gomes, holmes
Rolen Rolen Rolen
Hernanigan shenanigans
Janish will vanish coz hed can’t hit, but Orlando can though
Phillips is clutch like Chauncey Billups
Cueto makes ’em hate though
Arroyo bangs the hos yo

and so on.

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

auto, bravado, mullato, vibrato, legato,

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by GrooveLeg on Aug 24, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

A couple of quick notes

Have you guys seen that Mason kid’s wreck? Holy crap.

I will NEVER ride the new ride going in at King’s Island.

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

What, 300 foot swings don't interest you?

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by ZJiff30 on Aug 24, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a damned county fair ride, just higher

No thank ya. :)

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by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buford T. Justice: Breaker, breaker for the Bandit.

Bandit: Come on back, breaker.

Buford T. Justice: You got trouble comin.’ Big trouble.

Bandit: Well, what’s your handle son, and what’s your 20?

Buford T. Justice: My handle is Smokey Bear and I’m tail grabbin’ your ass right now!

by Gapper on Aug 24, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw this on CNN this morning

Didn’t realize it was in Ohio.

Amazing that he’s alive.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

The kid was from Mason, by King's Island

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

The crash was like 15 minutes from my house.

It really screwed with traffic on 35 and 675.

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by ZJiff30 on Aug 24, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

The story coming out today

Says an hour before the crash, he was written a ticket after being caught in a car with a 15 year old girl (he’s 19), “trace” amounts of weed, and some sort of unopened alcohol.

The weird part to me is that the wreck happened around 7:30 in the morning. I do good to get up to 45 mph at that time of the day.

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Per the Reds official Tweeter

Edmonds DLed, Smith optioned

Valaika and LeCure called up

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I think LeCure is the long man

The Fay said he thinks Volquez will get another start, and LeCure will be standing by in case Wood implodes.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

does that make Leake a middle-relief type of guy then?

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Aug 24, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

they’re probably concerned about his inning count.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does this mean smith will be ineligible for the post-season?

He’s got to be in Louisville 10 days before coming back which would be after the 9/1 cutoff…

by thevole on Aug 24, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

The DL rules are really confusing. I'm guessing if they really want him, they'll get him on the roster

Having said that, Chapman has to replace someone.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chapman can replace anyone who is on the DL on Aug. 31

The Reds have several players on the DL who probably won’t be back for the post-season, so they can use those spots as “extras” to add guys who aren’t on the 25-man or the DL as of Aug. 31.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

weird

you must know the playoff roster rules much better than us reds fans!

by jsl413 on Aug 24, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

let me fix this for you

BubbaFan follows a perennial playoff team.

by jsl413 on Aug 24, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 24, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

last year

The Yankees TRADED for no-bat, all-wheels Freddy Guzman on Aug. 31. He was not put on the roster. He was send to AAA, where he stayed until the Governor’s Cup was over. Then he was called up – in late September.

He was still on the post-season roster.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is really confusing

And the rules have changed over the years. But basically, I wouldn’t worry about who’s on the 25-man on Aug. 31. The Reds will get who they want on the post-season roster.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

they can always get around that

Using the DL.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Springer, Harang, Arredondo, and Lincoln

are all on the 40-man, but on the DL and presumably will be on the DL through beyond 9/1. The way I understand it, and someone please correct me if I’m wrong, any pitcher in the organization as of 9/1 can replace them on the playoff roster if needed. Chapman will almost certainly be one of those pitchers, and Smith may be another. Pitching-wise, the Reds actually have a lot of playoff flexibility.

by ThePensive on Aug 24, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arredondo and Springer are on the 60-day

doesn’t that open a spot? Lincoln could be moved there too?

by jsl413 on Aug 24, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone watching Sportscenter?

Slow news day.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

are they analyzing what Brett Favre had for breakfast?

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Aug 24, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

Apparently a ballboy won a date from some chick in the crowd.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might be.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

He gave her five

He said he made up for it afterward by giving out tons of balls after the game was over.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

/raven riley'd?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

/antiLiscow'd

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know I love you baby

But you’re still not putting your balls in my face.

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck. Already 2-0 Cardinals. Screw the Pirates.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

that was fast

Guess we gotta win tonight.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Pirates are awful.

Essentially, chalk up 8 more wins for the Cardinals this season, all but guaranteed, due to the Pirates’ awfulness.

by jsl413 on Aug 24, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

8 more times?!?!

Jesus, who’s lucky now

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Aug 24, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need a game thread damnit

And stuff to talk about.

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

too bad there are no mods around

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by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You want the game thread to go up? I can do that.

Who gets “FIRST”? :)

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I played one of my friends at MLB 2K10 yesterday.

He beaned Brandon Phillips to start the game. And then Joey Votto hit a 2-run homer a couple batters later. I won 15-2 or something. Bruce homered 3 times, Votto had a cycle, Arroyo had 10 strikeouts in 5 innings, it was ka-razy fun.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

360

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

xbox sucks

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

because it’s the system i no longer have!

by 'tHan on Aug 24, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have Live :(

And I need to get mine fixed again…

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Aug 24, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I simulated a 'season' on The Show...

just to see how the Reds would finish. 77-85, no respeck!

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Aug 24, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did!

I did it right before the trade deadline, so it was essentially the same team we have now (sans Edmonds).
Homer won 18 games though!

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Aug 24, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game Thread's up early

"never made a mistake on an appeal. bet on it." -- obc2

by jch24 on Aug 24, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

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