2010 Game 125 Thread II: For All You Idiots Who Are Staying Up Way Passed Your Bedtime to Watch This
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I won’t be presumptuous about it at all though because that’s terrible luck. I should be able to get to the Sunday game and that;s good because I haven’t been to a game, I don’ think, since the Nats series.
Cabrera would have gotten that!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
this night just irrevocably became the worst night ever
i just landed on my glasses with my knee as i got into bed, and now they’re completely fucked. i’m now depressed because it’s nighttime and everything is going wrong.
that stinks!
do you have an extra set? If not, I’ll look up teh correct episode of Macgyver to tell us how to fashion a pair out of stuff you have at your place
by Red_Poodle on Aug 23, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I will always rec a Macgyver reference.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
they're still wearable
they’ll just look really dumb and i’ll be really pissed off because they were expensive and i hate this whole day!
dude, you should just go to bed and get some sleep
Things will be better in the morning. (provided you can get to the nearest optician.)
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Wait, Scrabbles, are you getting our chubby Dominicans confused?
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
no
it was just the only good pic in the SBNation photo bin this evening that hadnt already been used.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 23, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
i think he just told you to go to hell
jeez lah-weeze
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 23, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
almost took one deep in Philly too, right?
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Shoot he can have 12 more
if he can straighten that out.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
2nd deck foul from Smith
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Smith cranked one into the second deck
but just a bit foul
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 23, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
warning track power tonight
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Kind of hard to give counsel without seeing what you're working with. lol
by Craig Conrad on Aug 23, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
i bent them at a natural adjustment part or something on the part that goes back behind my ears
they’re a little loose now, but they’re straightish
Good deal, man. That's part of the reason I just stick with contacts mainly.
Of course if I lose my left one during the day I’m totally screwed.
by Craig Conrad on Aug 24, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Need a sanity check
My nutso cards fan cousin thinks Molina is more valuable than either Hernandez or Hanigan.
Would you trade either of our catchers for Molina straight up, ignoring contract differences?
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
And his 79 OPS+ and whiny little bitch attitude?
Thanks but no thanks.
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
Oh yeah, looking at his statistics for this year
How the fuck was this guy an All-Star?
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
because it's partly a popularity contest.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
This is correct.
He’s one of the flying/catching Molina Bros. They’re gods! Well, ok, it’s a recognizable name.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
no way, Jose
Molina’s OPS is .666. He’s clearly evil.
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this is bad news
It wouldn’t be if Nix hadn’t gone down earlier.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
I'm OK with it
We’ll get O-Cab back for Nix, and hopefully Wlad up from Lville to take Edmonds’ place.
Wlad's not on the 40 man roster
Who you gonna drop to get him on?
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
yeah, END is probably the more likely callup
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
and here I thought 6 outfielders was too many
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
No idea.
Thought he was hit by a pitch but didn’t get to take the base. Swinging, I guess?
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
THE REDS ARE MAKING THE PLAYOFFS.
DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
I think Brian B jokingly remarked that Edmonds might get hurt tojngiht
so we lose Edmonds and Nix, I blame Brian B!!!!!!
He did win last year's Bereavement Pool
The man has hexing powers!
by Brendanukkah on Aug 24, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, he ended up hopping around after a swing
Dunno if it’s a leg or oblique or what.
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Just got back from the Nats-Cubs game
It went a lot like this one. Love seeing two shitty games in one night!
No one, Chris.
None of the OF playing in L’ville are on the 40-man.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
I do not understand the strike zone, but I'll take it.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
that would be awesome, but no, not yet.
Called strike 3.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
Nope, but Bray's mowing guys down.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
"passed" our bedtime??
Did teh Fay write this headline??
"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan
by RedinWrigleyville on Aug 24, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
I wasn't gonna say anything...
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Same here.
I didn’t wanna get yelled at. Scrabbles seemed ANNNNNGRY.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
Nix: Sprained right "angle" (Keels'd)
Edmonds: Sprined right oblique
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
so it's a definite DL trip for Edmonds
and maybe for Nix. Guess we’re gonna see a lot of Gomes-Stubbs-Bruce.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Move Harang and Springer to the 60-day, call up Wlad, and sign somebody.
Problem solved.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Izzy's not on the 40 man either
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
How do DL trips work for the playoff roster?
If someone is on the DL on Aug 31 are they eligible for the playoffs?
This game would be tied
Except for that first inning.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I blame the only person to be involved in just the first inning.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Blame Jim Edmonds or I'm kicking your ass after Liscow's!
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
Bring it on, sister
pisscow may be a pansy, but I’m not gonna back down that easily!!!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Im'ma bring my ghetto friend K-Mart!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
I believe the preferred nomenclature for Pisscow is "candy-ass"
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
Oh good, Cody Ross made it.
Love having more Bill Hall All-Stars playing against us.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Cain's gotta be about done, right?
How’s the Giants ’pen? I have no idea.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
he's at 112 pitches now
He’s gotta be done.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I was going by pitch count but I'm guessing he's going back out there to start the 8th.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
Apparently the Spy is hurt?
Welcome back, Wlad!
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Hell yes
that slash line makes me tingly, even if he is just a AAAA guy
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
you don't think it will be END?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Two outfielders down
I’d think probably an outfielder and an infielder back up. Cabrera’s one, END can’t play outfield, they’d have to add somebody unless they go short in the OF.
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
And Gomes is playing so terribly that I pray they don't decide to do that
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Hey, look at the bright side
his defense is now on par with his bat.
I'm like a .38 caliber Derringer: absurd but deadly.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey, look at the bright side
his defense is now on par with his bat.
I'm like a .38 caliber Derringer: absurd but deadly.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Wlad and Sappelt are the only decent OFs in AAA
Griffin and Dorn are there too, and Frazier has been playing there quite a bit. Frazier’s hitting .320 in August, but he isn’t on the roster either.
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
Think they'll do something crazy
like trade for Manny Ramirez?
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Wouldn't take a ton either
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
going with only 4 outfielders
is pretty common, unlike going with 1 backup infielder, as they had been doing.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yeah, I don't have much of a problem with it
except for the pinch hitting situation.
I'm like a .38 caliber Derringer: absurd but deadly.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
That is to say more than anything else
that I won’t miss Nix or Edmonds.
I'm like a .38 caliber Derringer: absurd but deadly.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
But we'll have two with Janish and Cairo
and I’m beating this horse to a bloody pulp, but you can’t consider Gomes viable at this point.
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
I just meant
the Reds have proven themselves willing to play with a short bench in a more critical area than corner outfielder. (Heck…they were playing with Janish as their backup catcher at one point.)
I don’t like Gomes, but I’m not sure the Reds agree.
And it will only be for a week, until rosters expand.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
END can't play LF?
If Gomes can, anyone can
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 24, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Giant clusterf*** in front of the mound.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Cabrera would have thrown it to the bag.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
As it rests on his chin?
I'm like a .38 caliber Derringer: absurd but deadly.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
So, it's fucking late
for us old bastards anyway.
I'm like a .38 caliber Derringer: absurd but deadly.
Oh, really?

I'm like a .38 caliber Derringer: absurd but deadly.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Congrats for sticking through this mess.
I gave up in the 3rd
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
this game just keeps getting tougher
I think our guys are getting a bit tired, I’m really happy we have an off day coming up soon
I'm glad this team has a short memory.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Marty said that Isringhausen quit baseball
but they (the Reds) wouldn’t rule out a non-roster invite to spring training next year.
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
Can we convince Edmonds to do the same?
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
by chesirecat on Aug 24, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
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by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Getting it out of his system while it doesn't matter
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
It's time to pull a reverse Atlanta on them!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Build a city in 1865, from the ground up!
by Brendanukkah on Aug 24, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Is that anything like
an unexpected back-door delivery?
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by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
They are the original Reds!
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by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
TWSS
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by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Why the hell are any of still here?
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Also, the "Cain is Able" headline on ESPN is a little too cute
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
My money's on you losing your money
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 24, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
And that's just his birthmark!
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by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Dusty, what the fuck are you waiting for, an engraved invitation?
He gave this game away in the first by letting Volquez hang himself, but leaving Ondrusek out there for this is just dumb.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
I'm sure nobody is/was warming.
This is his inning.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
Lurch's ERA is fucked.
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by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Might as well get it out of his system now instead of when we're ahead.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
You know, what? I'm completely going to change my stance here.
Leave him out there no matter what happens. Let him take one for the team.
In fact, tonight’s bullpen is the B-squad anyway, so whatever.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
ugh
It’s not like Dusty had a choice tonight, but it appears tonight’s bullpen Russian roulette had a round in the “Ondrusek” chamber.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Aug 24, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Hush.
There is nothing that bad short of terrorism and dirty underwear.
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by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
The Cubs scored 9 runs tonight
So… there you go.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Jordan Smith, Bill Bray, and Ondrusek combining in relief work tonight eh?
Who was the worst of em?!
yup
But he wasn’t as bad as Voltron.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Lurch, and it's not even close.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Lurch.
But Smith’s the one going down.
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Oh, really?

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by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I saw a t-shirt today for the Lowell Spinners
by Brendanukkah on Aug 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I would consider it a huge favor
if you see one again to inquire about its place of purchase.
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by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Jimmy Carter gets a Nobel Peace Prize.
That’s about it.
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by Pops Daniels on Aug 24, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
double switch, I think
Nothing wrong with BP.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Just a bit unfair there.
Sort of like watching Stan Belinda or Kent Tekulve in a mirror.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Fucking sidearmer.
Joey’ll learn, though. He’ll adapt.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
I know there's not much homer power here, but why couldn't he stick vs. righties?
Dorn is hitting .305 w/ 9 HR , 31 RBI and a .958ops in 190ab vs RHP for Louisville this season.
I wish this would have happened in the bottom of the 8th:
Gomes to LF, Heisey to SS, Janish to P. I think that would have been hilarious.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
The sweet release of death!
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
by chesirecat on Aug 24, 2010 1:05 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Won't you spare me over for another year?
by Brendanukkah on Aug 24, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd because it's sung in one of my favorite movies ever.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Well, that sucked.
HEY, GUESS WHAT? REDS ARE IN FIRST PLACE!
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
by Ash on Aug 24, 2010 1:05 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
And will be even if they lose the rest of their games to the Giants
And the Cardinals win the rest of their games against the Pirates.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 24, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Please don't speak of such real possibilities
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
and also if we win the rest of the games against the Giants
and the Cardinals lsoe to the Pirates!
by Red_Poodle on Aug 24, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pretty horrendous game
Starter doesn’t make it out of the first inning, two players injured, Janish gets his first error of the season. Blech.
Tomorrow’s gotta be better, right?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I didn't even realize how bad it was
stinks to lose Nix, is he going to be back quickly? I imagine Edmonds will be gone for a while.
The Fay has an update
Nix thinks he can play tomorrow.
–The Reds just announced that Russ Springer had surgery today for a herniated disk. He is done for the season. That opens a 40-man spot. Wladimir Balentien could be added and be here for tomorrows game.
–Laynce Nixs ankle injury is not serious he said. I could at least pinch-hit tomorrow, he said.
–The Reds will look at bringing up a reliever tomorrow. Were discussing that now, Dusty Baker said. My guess is theyll bring up someone who could go long — Carlos Fisher or a starter — to protect the bullpen. I dont think it will be Aroldis Chapman.
Edmonds also thinks he doesn’t need to be DL’d.
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The Fay on the injury situation
Wladimir Balentien is playing well at Triple-A Louisville. He is hitting .284 with 22 home runs and 71 RBI. He would have to be added to the 40-man.
Of players on the 40-man, Juan Francisco has played outfield in the past. He’s hitting .287 with 17 home runs and 58 RBI. Yonder Alonso played left field early in the season but he lacks the foot speed to be effective. He’s hitting .297 with 11 homers and 54 RBI.
Louisville played Monday in Indianapolis, so the Reds could probably get players to San Francisco in time for tonight’s game.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
So, I bet we see END if Edmonds goes on the DL
That will give us 5 who can play the OF. If Nix has to be DL’d too, Cabrera will get his wish and be back early.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

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