SIS - Tattoo bet edition (and more)
by obc2 on Aug 13, 2010 11:04 AM EDT
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PrintJust a little check in on some of our favorite topics here on the far right hand side of RR towards the bottom of this post. Gonna float out a few questions here for the masses...
First, Ash seems willing to bet a tattoo on the OSU/Miami Hurricanes college football game outcome this season. I, of course, am holding out for whatever point spread is offered at game time. So far, she is absolutely dead set against offering any points. tHan, brilliantly I might add, proposed a tat of Bronson Arroyo on the mound toeing the rubber, if you will. Definitely better than Pete Rose crashing into Ray Fosse guarding the plate. What tattoo does RR propose for ash to get if the Bucknuts lose to the Hurricanes?
I was going to post a SIS soon on the film that most needs a sequel to be released then all movie hell went down the past couple days. Might be movie overkill, but which film would you most like to see a sequel filmed and released? Die Hard, anyone?
UK BASKETBALL, its back this weekend and its televised. when and where
If you have read Wire to Wire already and are looking for a decent (so far) book to read, I recommend this
Next Burger Tour outing is long overdue, perhaps the middle of next week works? I've received an incredibly good peer review of the Summer Burger @ Pelican's Reef and I'm gonna try it, solo if need be. Speak up if anyone has midweek availability. By the way, not ready to go to Flipdaddy's yet. Also, Mo Egger made an impromptu appearance on a local food blog and bashed MAB&G.
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Ash's tattoo is gonna be epic!
I’m extremely excited about 3 straight days of Summer Basketball. I’m holding out hope that Enes Kanter gets cleared in time to make the trip.
Movie in need of a sequel? Kill Bill. The proposed sequel of the girl stalking the bride is a great idea.
Wednesday is Cameron’s birthday, so I can’t burger tour then. I would probably be available Tuesday or Thursday.
She needs to make that a Tat of Jim Day.
You are as dumb as anything you hate.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 13, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
We are done here, we have a winner
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
Nah, he and I are buddies now. No more hate.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
No, but he's getting one of her ...
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're such good buds, you certainly wouldn't mind having his creeper face tattooed on your skin
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
You and I are buds and I'm not rushing out to get your creepy face tattooed on me.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
by Ash on Aug 13, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bummer
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Point spreads are for chumps.
Straight up!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 11:26 AM EDT reply actions
obc's original proposal was win/loss, which was originally agreed to.
He keeps changing the bet.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
I for one am SHOCKED
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
Ash - Go for the Laynce Nix Ankle Tat...you know you love him.
"I think walks are overrated unless you can run... If you get a walk and put the pitcher in a stretch, that helps. But the guy who walks.. they're clogging up the bases.. ."
--Dusty Bake - Fearless Visionary Manager
Actually, no. Point spreads work the other way. People not confident in a team
bet with a spread — one way or another.
OBC is not confident — this is very apparent. Because if he was, he’d have taken the original bet and not be sitting here like a nancy.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Look, I'm just going to post this once.
Spread betting is fun and slightly less risky than a straight bet on the outright winner of a given matchup. Betting the spread allows the player some leg room to be slightly incorrect is his/her estimate of the final difference in total points scored while factoring the sportsbooks spread points into the outcome. The point of spread betting is to create a “market” for a given matchup for the sportsbook that contains a relatively even number of players on each side of the bet; that is, there are about equal numbers of players both “taking” the points and players “giving” the points. Thus, the sportsbook can be more profitable, especially in matchups that would appear to be drastically biased towards the favorite, since players will not be betting on the outcome, but on the point totals using the sportsbooks point spread.
A scared, uncofident person bets the spread because they are not, in fact, betting on the literal outcome but a manufactured one. Confident people bet straight-up. It’s just hard to find a book willing to do that. Since there is NO BOOK involved here — OBC is being a wuss.
And, no, blocked segment is not mine. I took it from a site because it makes my point better than I could.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
a truly confident person would be that their team was going to win by a specified margin
especially when their team is heavily favored
Wrong. For at least two reasons: 1. they're not agreeing on the specified margin
it’s being given to them by a third party. 2. No one knows that OSU will be heavily favored.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, I would say this -- If it comes out that OSU is a heavy favorite
and they bet straight up (which was the original bet) I don’t think he should have to get something as drastic as Ash. A piercing or a small butterfly tattoo will be just fine.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
a small butterfly tattoo? Good Lord. Have we met?
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
I am also up for a midweek burger tour stop
We’re really behind.
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 13, 2010 11:29 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
movie that most needs a sequel
Batman. fer serious. they need to make “The Dark Knight Returns” starring Harrison Ford.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 13, 2010 11:30 AM EDT reply actions
well yeah
someone has to play the old Joker!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 13, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Awesome.
I pretty much hated your idea of casting old reliable (and dull) Harrison Ford as the nutty billionaire but with David Lee Roth as his geriatric foil.. I’m in.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
what??
you dont like Harrison Ford as an old fuckin’crazy Batman? ’splain yerself.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 13, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Hyperbolize'd by 'tHan'd.
I guess Ford could do ‘dark and brooding’ but he’s too measured and calculated to do ‘half-baked.’ I can’t think of him doing anything particularly dynamic onscreen since he and Chewie swooped in and saved Luke’s ass in ’77.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
i get that
but name another actor who could pull off the role.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 13, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude.
Nic Cage friggin IS Bruce Wayne.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
And a shitty one at that.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I meant 'Nic Cage' Nic Cage.
You know, the nutty billionaire who likes to dress up in costumes and chase and hit people in some weird altered reality.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 13, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Never seen those. Does his character in those movies have the emotional range of Keanu Reaves?
Because then he would be a natural. The guy is one of the worst actors I can think of.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
nope, he's really good
he is a terrific actor, i think. he just takes a lot of shitty roles. in his good movies, though, he’s excellent. esp. adaptation
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
I'll have to look at Raising Arizona.
I’ve just never been impressed with anything I’ve seen him in.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
He's very good in RA. It's a Coen Bros. flick, and unlike his other stuff.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 13, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a lot of people have seen 'Vampire's Kiss.'
I thought he was a wacky good time in that too. (Though I guess he played much more the straight man in ‘Arizona.’ Maybe that’s why everyone likes him in it and otherwise he is pretty often dismissed or even maligned.)
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
you havent seen his best work then
watch Raising Arizona this weekend. you wont regret it.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 13, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
And Nic Cage is not even the best reason to watch 'Raising Arizona.'
Crolf, you’re at the age where you should be watching ‘Raising Arizona’ every weekend.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Holly Hunter the best reason to watch Raising Arizona?
Besides the Coen writing, I mean.
by the finest muffins on Aug 13, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
In no particular order:
~Holly Hunter
~Nic Cage
~John Goodman
~music
~cinematography
~story
~dialogue (probably my favorite thing about the movie)
~supporting cast (especially Randall ‘Tex’ Cobb and Trey Wilson)
I really feel that it took Hollywood fifteen years to catch up to some of the things the Coen’s did in this movie. 1987!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FVA FTW
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 13, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn, now I want to re-watch Raising Arizona!
And I forgot that Frances McDormand had a small part in that. She just might be my favorite actress.
by the finest muffins on Aug 13, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I hear you on Frances McDormand
Brilliant in both Fargo and Almost Famous.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
"I'll take everything in the cash register."
“And this here box of Pampers.”
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
by bbjones on Aug 14, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My favorite (and many others' I'm sure) of the movie
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
ahem, line of the movie
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
I'm partial to
“Son, you got a panty on your head.”
by the finest muffins on Aug 15, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
"You know how to put these things on?"
" Well, around the butt and up over the groin area."
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
it's highly underrated
as opposed to Derek Jeter, who is highly overrated
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 13, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
He plays TWO people in Adaptation!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
And neither of them well enough to keep me awake!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 13, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I wanted to like Adaptation so much that I BOUGHT IT sight unseen.
I tried twice to watch it. Yawnfest.
When Cage starts “acting” as anything other than a character with a major visible flaw, he overacts in a manner that makes me not believe anything he says. Exactly the same as Keanu Reeves, who was great in Bill & Ted and Parenthood, but is laughably bad in everything else.
Since Leaving Las Vegas, Cage has turned in such a series of poopers that I can’t make it through the trailer without laughing at him. These include:
The Rock
Con Air
Snake Eyes
8MM
Gone in Sixty Seconds
National Treasure 1-3
World Trade Center
Ghost Rider 1 & 2
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
I did like Matchstick Men, though. But I think that was about story, not his performance.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 13, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
i agree that all those other movies were shit
but i liked adaptation.
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
i like it less now
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on Aug 14, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not nearly enough hot sex.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 14, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
i know he's done some shitty, shitty movies
but the handful of times he’s really turned it in have given me confidence in his abilities.
he’s still not a good Old Batman though.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 13, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
it depends how crazy you like your Bruce Wayne.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
i like him angry and vengeful
not wa-a-a-a-a-a-acky and scatterbrained.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 13, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Jeff Goldblum'd
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 13, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Perfect.
Because I want my Bruce Wayne just a liiiiitle bit nutso.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Charlie Kaufman is an American fucking
treasure!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
LOVE him in Raising Arizona.
And don’t forget Moonstruck. He’s very funny in that one.
by the finest muffins on Aug 13, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, Peggy Sue Got Married.
Young Nicolas Cage was good!
by the finest muffins on Aug 13, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I liked Peggy Sue, my favorite Coppola movie. I forget Cage's Moonstruck performance.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 13, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Peggy Sue over Godfather?
interesting…
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
Peggy Sue Got Married, Tucker, and The Rainmaker are all better than GF to me.
An uncommon opinion, I know, but that movie needs an hour cut out of it.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 13, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I love the The Rainmaker for some reason
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
For me, its strength is in the empathy you have for the characters.
You completely relate to Matt Damon’s character, and you really are rooting against the corporate shitbags. Caring about the characters is powerful stuff.
Jon Voight is easy to hate, despite turning in another transparent performance. Jon is the suck. And he’s a cockhole.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 14, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
And both James Haven and Angelina
Jolie came out of said cockhole.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 14, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
You're only seeing what you want to see, young fella.
“You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin’ Donuts, call a cop.”
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
It's impossible for me to see it because it makes me close my eyelids.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 14, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
A phenomenal film.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure. Okay. And 'Mosquito Coast' (year?) was an interesting choice for him.
But who (other than some snarky bloggers on an MLB message board) is going to be the one to tell him that he’s landed the hottest role of his now wintry career as long he can he can untuck his balls from between his legs and give us a little bit of that pre-Sabrina kuh-wazee?
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll admit it's not the most perfect kizmit actor-role in history
but tell me who else would make a good Craftmatic Caped Crusader?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 13, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's try Mark Ruffalo.
He was magnificent in ‘Kids Are All Right.’ He’s ready for a leading role and he’s gettin’ kinda salt-and-peppery these days.
Or howabout a buffed-up Phillp Seymour Hoffman?
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Ruffalo isnt old enough
PSH would be interesting, if he could get in that kind of shape.
you know who could be really interesting? George Clooney.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 13, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Howabout that Austrian dude that everybody loved in 'Basterds?'
Give him the lead instead of casting him as the sadistic villain again.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
harrison ford was horrible in blade runner
his acting and his narration
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
Disagreed!
I also prefer the director’s cut of the movie so my opinions might not count!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep. That's why it's awesome.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
and they killed the narration
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
i 'spose you'd prefer Jimmy Buffett?
with DLR, it’d be like Batman put on by the Old Queens of Cedar Rapids Theatre Society.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 13, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Jimmy Buffett was tremendous in Congo!
and if anyone looks like an old queen, it’s harrison ford with that earring he’s been sporting.
Jimmy was strongside in Hoot, also
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 13, 2010 12:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I thought Tony LaRussa was the old queen...
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Movie most in need of a sequel..
‘The NeverEnding Story’
The last chapter ended fifteen years ago. HellOOO?
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 11:40 AM EDT reply actions
Plus the Empress is pretty smokin' now.
You are as dumb as anything you hate.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 13, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but Atreyu's turned into a complete douche
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
See ...
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it too big? My GIS recently switched to a new format and sometimes
I can’t tell how big the photos are at first glance.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh, well fuck. Now I see that.
Hmmmm … is this better?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit, everybody knows that this douche played that character
You are as dumb as anything you hate.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 13, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know, he does like music!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed ... that was rhetorical!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice Hook Nose
If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
Bob Uecker
here's the thing about that movie
the first one (a classic IMO and one of my favorites) concerned the first half of the book. NES2 was about the second half. And then they made NES3, and I have no idea what that was about or why it was ever made. therefor, there needs not be another one
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
You know it's only a matter of time before they do.
Or perhaps someone is going to go back an re-interpret the original story a la ‘Chocolate Factory.’
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I never even knew about NES3.
But, sure enough, look at this awful shit.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Never saw it. Only reason I knew of it was because someone told me Jack Black was in it.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh, he is.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
i'd like to see the SB Nation chat put under Fanposts
just another random thought
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
Its approach is a little lacking.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Aug 13, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ditto.
Although you know you can close it up so that it’s then just another medium-sized cluttery ad, right?
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
what if the 'canes win
who gets a tattoo, and what of?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Ash is betting on OSU. So she would be getting the Bronson tattoo (perhaps) if Miami win.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
you mean she gets a Reds tattoo if she loses?
What does she get if she wins, a bigger Reds tatttoo?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
It's the 'what' and 'where' of the tattoo that I want no part of.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
If OSU wins -- OBC has to get a piercing or tattoo or something.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Nose ring, definitely a nose ring
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
I like a butterfly tattoo on the ankle, "OBC4EVR" tattedon the inside of his lip
or a tongue ring.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
He should be made to wear an indigenous African penish sheath
complete with loin cloth for 30 days with no break what so-ever.
See image:
No wait…wrong African Instrument
Here we go:
"I think walks are overrated unless you can run... If you get a walk and put the pitcher in a stretch, that helps. But the guy who walks.. they're clogging up the bases.. ."
--Dusty Bake - Fearless Visionary Manager
by Madville on Aug 13, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Me too!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Since when do you have better judgment?
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 13, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
@
You are as dumb as anything you hate.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 13, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Well shit.
You are as dumb as anything you hate.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 13, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Movie most in need of a sequel? Zombieland
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
I would not disagree with this.
/doubletaps
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
related note, i guess
on a recent episode of LA Ink, Charlie from Lost got a tattoo of a Star Wars quote on his forearm (from Kat).
Also, Kat Von D is dating Nikki Sixx? He’s 51. um.
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
Star Wars quote tattoo..
“Stay on target!”
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HAH!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
"If there's a bright center to the Universe, you're on the forearm that is farthest from."
You are as dumb as anything you hate.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 13, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
ha!
the actual tat is “Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.” Dominic said it reminds him that “There’s more than just all this” and then acted like he was wiping his face with a towel.
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
..tastefully scripted above an X-wing approaching the Death Star.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 13, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
FTFY
..tastefully scripted above an X-wing approaching the Death Star Yoda’s cave.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 13, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Nikki Sixx is awful looking. Of course, I'm no fan of Kat Von D either, so.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I find her neither attractive (which is weird cuz I love tats and brunettes) nor interesting.
1. It’s her personality; 2. It’s the awful face tattoo.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
/shudders
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Even I wouldn't fuck Kat Von D
SRSLY?
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
gross me the fuck out
she was kinda good looking before she had all that unfortunate surgery.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 14, 2010 8:13 AM EDT up reply actions
In need of a sequel:
SuperBad
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Pulp Fiction
I’d like to see Tim Burton do a sequel to Princess Bride
Stalag 17
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Also needing sequels:
The 1990 Reds WS (althought I’d take a sequel from any … except maybe 1919)
A Bengals playoff victory
The Milwaukee/Reds RR outing
That midget porno Mads sold me
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey your fucking check bounced Farney...I want my movie back..
“Little People with Big Dreams” – hot stuff
"I think walks are overrated unless you can run... If you get a walk and put the pitcher in a stretch, that helps. But the guy who walks.. they're clogging up the bases.. ."
--Dusty Bake - Fearless Visionary Manager
That's because you needed to get a high schooler to cash that check for you!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 14, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Weak...Farns. weak
"I think walks are overrated unless you can run... If you get a walk and put the pitcher in a stretch, that helps. But the guy who walks.. they're clogging up the bases.. ."
--Dusty Bake - Fearless Visionary Manager
Yep, sure was.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 14, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd say no to a Princess Bride sequel.
Rob Reiner doesn’t seem to be as good anymore, but I wouldn’t want to see anyone else do it. Plus, I don’t think movies based on books should have sequels unless there’s a book sequel to draw from.
by the finest muffins on Aug 13, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
/JurassicParkIII'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
dont forget
Jurassic Park IV: Lost in New York
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 13, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Critic'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I liked superbad.
But I really don’t think a sequel is necessary or a good idea. Michael Cera will now have been in 20 movies basically like that, and none of them great.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the caftans.
If S. Morgenstern/William Goldman would write that, I'd welcome a movie version.
by the finest muffins on Aug 13, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, really?
This I did not know. I wonder why him and not Goldman?
by the finest muffins on Aug 13, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a joke from the book.
Maybe only in some more recent printing.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the caftans.
Ah, I see.
I knew the title as a joke from the book, but I haven’t read it in a while, so I forgot the Stephen King part.
by the finest muffins on Aug 13, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Will Tarantino make the sequel to Kill Bill
Where Vernita Green’s daughter seeks revenge on The Bride?
by Brendanukkah on Aug 16, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be, there it is
I was even thinking of you when I wrote this.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 16, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Tattoo suggestion:
Farney
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Me? Or the avatar? Or a group concocted concept of Farney?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I think an artistic interpretation of Ryan Freel's alter ego would be so yum.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 13, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Muffins? can you get right on that?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 13, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
That would definitely be fun. Sounds like an offseason project.
After we recover from our World Series victory parties in November, someone can create a fanpost to collect Red Reporter’s thoughts on the legend of Farney. Then I’ll see what I can do with it.
by the finest muffins on Aug 13, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
But Ash needs a tattoo RIGHT AWAY! :P
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 13, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I missed that it was for a tattoo.
Sorry, Ash. I’m too busy for art until October, probably.
by the finest muffins on Aug 13, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
He needs to be able to breathe fire!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
More Tattoo suggestions:
Marge Schott puffing on a cigarette.
Dave Parker puffing on a doobie.
The 900 number you could dial to hear Jose Canseco’s pre-recorded messages
Danny Ray Herrera’s left handprint (lifesize)
Bernie Stowe
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Pete Rose's asian girlfriend
Chris Sabo’s goggles as a face tattoo
Brantley and a bucket of ribs
Joe Nuxhall at 15 striking out a dude
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
How about:
Jonny Gomes snarling with a drawn-back fist and a sombrero?
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 13, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This, this, this
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps even....a golden sombrero!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 13, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
That's racist!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 13, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Golden showers for all!
You are as dumb as anything you hate.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 13, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Goooooooooooooooolden showers fill your eyes...
Smiiiiiiiiiiiiles await you when you riiiiiiiiiise. Sleep pretty darlin do not cry…
And I will tinkle in your eye.
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
by boobs on Aug 13, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Teehee!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 13, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Joey Votto tattoo? Combining these two photos:
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Hmmmm
Movies in need of a sequel: Usual Suspects, Big Trouble in Little China, Sin City.
This reminds me…does anyone else find Broken Lizard’s Club Dread to be, quite possibly, the funniest thing you’ve ever seen? I almost die every time I watch it, and that number is approaching 3 digits.
As for the tat…if it’s not Jay Bruce flippin’ birds, you’re crazy.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 13, 2010 5:04 PM EDT reply actions
club dread isn't even the funniest broken lizard movie i've ever seen
super troopers was much funnier!
Club Dread is underrated, but yes, Super Troopers stands up as the funniest one to date
Followed by Beerfest, Club Dread, Slammin’ Salmon, and Puddle Cruiser.
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
"Piss on that! I'm bringing a mah-sheh-tay!"
by Brendanukkah on Aug 16, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
"Dave: DJ/Drugs"
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 16, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, Hedge Maze PacMan looks like the best game in the world.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 16, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
completely does.
a few years ago, I tried to think of a way to make that work for Halloween.
Unfortunately, I’m not nearly that creative.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 16, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Points in a bet like this are for sissies
man up and bet the game head to head.. best team wins.
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
by Caleb on Aug 13, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Here, here!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 14, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd
And I’ll offer my suggestion for obc’s punishment if Ash wins: belly button ring.
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
...and then he has to eat cheeseburgers
everyday until he’s so fat the belly button ring pops out.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 14, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
What about an awful mid-90s bellybutton tattoo?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 14, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
of David Lee Roth
so the belly button is his mouth, and it looks like he’s saying “OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!”
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 14, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
This needs to happen.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 14, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be epic
He needs to keep it for a year. Might I suggest a dolphin theme?
This is starting to remind me of some former bets of mine gone horribly wrong….
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
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