2010 Game 115 Thread: Cardinals at Reds
St. Louis Cardinals at Cincinnati Reds, Aug 11, 2010 12:35 PM EDT
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Seems like any time we seem something significant happen - a big win, a disastrous loss, a fight - people want to be quick to draw a line of demarcation. "This is where everything will change," they'll say. After both of the ninth inning losses where they surrendered a 6-run lead, lots of people were saying "This is the beginning of the end." In the 20 games following the Atlanta loss, they went 12-8. In the 20 games following the Phillies loss, they went 11-9. The team is resilient. They have a knack for putting the past behind them. It may not happen today, but I don't see yesterday's game as the start of some long-term trend for the team.
The reason we may not see any difference today is because they've got a tough opponent on the mound. Adam Wainwright has given up 8 runs in his last 8 starts, and 6 of those came in one start versus the Mets on July 27. That's ridiculous. I wish I could say that the Reds will come out and get some revenge today, but it won't be easy.
Thankfully, Bronson Arroyo has been pitching nearly as effectively of late as well. Half of his earned runs over his last 7 starts came against the Nationals on the night he faced off against Stephen Strasburg. Hopefully he won't crack under similar pressure today. I don't think he will. As was said in the thread yesterday, he's probably the first guy the Reds want on the mound in this situation right now.
The game will be carried on FSN today, if you've got the access. Hopefully the only fireworks we see are from the Reds lighting up the scoreboard.
Go Reds!
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I want to see the Reds playing with about this much concern for the whining today

Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Aug 11, 2010 10:34 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Parks and Rec.
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
jason larue got a mild concussion from cueto's kung fu kick yesterday.
he should be ok to play though..he’s been walking around with concussion-like symptoms his entire life.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
by GrooveLeg on Aug 11, 2010 10:41 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
I'm not too worried about him
A Country Boy Can Survive.
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 11, 2010 10:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Are you saying cueto gave him a
kung fu man chu?
by 'tHan on Aug 11, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
I'll allow it.
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of Strasburg
he got lit up for six ER in four and a third innings when he came back from the DL last night against the Marlins. I don’t mean to delight in others’ failures, but it’s nice to be reminded that every pitcher has crappy outings…
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
It's not that nice when you go to the ballpark to see him
Nats looked bad, and it was hot as blazes last night.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
fountain square gameday update
0 – number of people in Cardinals gear
1 – number of homeless guys furiously digging a hole in dirt under the table with their foot
2 – number of people in Reds gear
7 – number of asian women taking photos of pigeons
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Aug 11, 2010 10:46 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Don't come home with another Asian woman
That didn’t work out so well for you last time.
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
Ono'd.
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Kids are only one part of the equation
TRUST ME.
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
We're done for the day
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
We're all the same!
More importantly, I’m imagining this referencing obc ladynapping one of those poor pigeon photographers.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
I want a win so badly here.
And Bronson is the guy I trust for the job. Let’s beat these whiners.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Aug 11, 2010 10:47 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Reds Lineup
Phillips, 2B
Janish, SS
Votto, 1B
Rolen, 3B
Gomes, LF
Bruce, RF
Stubbs, CF
Hanigan, C
Arroyo, P
but don't they always appeal their suspensions?
and Cueto will begin soon, right?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Aug 11, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I didn't see BP do anything
I figure Cueto and Carpenter and the managers will be the only ones suspended.
This.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to work
so I won’t be able to see much of what they do, I jst hope they play focused and smart. Don’t think about anything else but doing indivdiual jobs well.
Gomers in there again
after last night, that somewhat surprises me not to see Nix. Nix has been hitting well since the all-star break.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
Gomes
has put Dusty under some weird spell where the Dusty man doesnt realizes Johnny basically sucks and particularly is horrible against right handed pitching.
I still don't like Janish in the 2 spot.
Though I guess when Dusty starts Stubbs over Heisey (forget the fact that Heisey could be starting for Gomes for a moment), that leaves us without a Dusty-approved 2-hole hitter….hence Janish by default. I really liked that lineup with Heisey in the 2-spot and Janish in the 8-spot. I thought that when it had some success, that Dusty might stick with it. Call me a dreamer.
I'm not wild on Janish second against a righty
But it’s not like there’s an obvious alternative.
Heisey hasn’t been hitting all that well lately. They even pinch-hit for him last night. Is Stubbs winning back his spot?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Hey guys... I think this thing has been ugly enough soo...
I want to apologize for calling you guys ass pirates on VEB… I hope we have a great match between two great pitchers and a hell of a game. Good luck.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan "the Man" Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Whatever, you whiny bitch! :)
I kid….personally I don’t mind the jawing back and forth, whether it be between the teams or between the nerds on the web. It’s a fun part of the game IMHO.
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart
Red Reporter or follow on Twitter: @redreporter. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
That wasn't his heart......
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
did you throw a trident?
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
i've been meaning to talk to you about that....
you may want to lie low for awhile.
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
You guys kept your head on a swivel,
and that’s what you have to do when you find yourself in the middle of a vicious cock fight.
Watch it, ass blood.
by -ManBearPig on Aug 11, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
On field or here and VEB?
What happened on the field is a natural progression.
What happened here? That’s another story…
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
gray, where did you get that grenade?
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
I killed a guy with a trident...
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Aug 11, 2010 10:59 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
oops, i didn't see this
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
I apologise for my part in that as well.
It really is fun to be playing incredibly meaningful baseball with you guys. I really like the Reds as a team a lot. I have tremendous respect for Rolen, and Votto is one of the best players in baseball right now.
We’re all fired up about our teams and that’s a good thing. Here’s to a fun third game, and a good rest of the season!
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
by il rosso on Aug 11, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I like this guy.
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
green'd
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
then its all good...
Looking forward to this game…
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan "the Man" Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
We're about to fuck Wainwright in his earpussies
WYSIWIG
by Excalib8 on Aug 11, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
Hahaha!
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll be honest,
this made me laugh.
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
by il rosso on Aug 11, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
forest green'd!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow, did I laugh loudly at this!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
The NL Central could use a little rivalry.
Let every other division be jealous that we’re getting playoff excitement in August.
by JStymie on Aug 11, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
so much this.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
Especally since the small bears SUCK soooooo bad.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan "the Man" Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Can't argue that
I just wish I could get my girlfriend to understand the whole brawl thing. She called it stupid. Hmm
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Aug 11, 2010 10:57 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Meh, don't even try.
Women are just wired differently. ;)
by the finest muffins on Aug 11, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Especially one that doesn't involve the Cubs
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
Didn't know you called us ass pirates
but now I do. I agree that it has been ugly enough, and I had hoped it wouldn’t be so ugly. I appreciate your pseudo apology.
Nevertheless, I resvere the right to disdain players on your team, as I’m sure you do for ours.
Go and tell your leaders
That even though a number of Birdos came over here last night and started riling up the peasantry, no one was banned or even warned. They could learn a lesson.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Yahoo!
prefers complainers
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Aug 11, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
We are grateful for your grace.
I’m out now guys, have fun over here doing the things you do. =)
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
bangin' earpussies?
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Good point
And what is a website dedicated to a marginal character from Super Mario 2 doing rooting for the Cardinals anyway?
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Aug 11, 2010 11:04 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Serious question
Did anyone over here go over to VEB last night, talking that jive?
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
not even registered there.
Amazin’ Avenue….that’s another story.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I sure didn't
I’m banned anyway.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Aug 11, 2010 11:27 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I've never said a fucking thing over there. And the only time I've been there was when
someone linked to it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Not even registered there.
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Not registered there.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
At my old job
I had a coworker that went to the same high school as Adam Wainwright (though not at the same time). She would always bring it up when she talked about baseball, which was frequently. I really, really didn’t like her.
I'm going to start bringing up the fact that I went to the same HS as Carmen Electra
whenever someone talks about whores.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
by Ash on Aug 11, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm handing out recs in this thread
like a county beauty queen tossing candy from an F-350 costumed as a cornucopia on Thanksgiving Day.
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
i'll rec that. i dated the goat queen from van wert in college. this is pretty much how she described her experience.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
I have the strangest/sexiest image in my head right now.
B-B-B-BONER!
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
"I dated the goat queen from Van Wert in college."
I laughed a lot harder than I should have at this.
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
its actually i pretty high honor in that town.
if that tells you anything about that town
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
Who was the goat queen?
I’m from just outside of Van Wert. What festival even gives out the Goat Queen title?
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 11, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll be emailing you today/tonight, sorry I haven't gotten back to you yet
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
No problem.
Thanks in advance for the help
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 11, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm thinking he actually means the peony queen.
That shits ridiculous. HEY, a Parkway girl won two years ago!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Ahh yes, the peony festival.
That’s one I’m familiar with
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 11, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh christ ... Van Wert. Are you sure you don't mean the peony queen?
Fucking peonies. Stupid fucking flowers.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey, Groove, was it any of these
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
no, can't say i recognize any of those names.
goat may not have been the livestock for that title either. crap i don’t know. her name was stephanie ralston.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
THE Stephanie Ralston????
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
Probably the 4-H queen.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
it's crazy to me that there is a peony queen and a 4-h queen in the same town.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
What about the size queen?
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
Why do you think it didn't last long with her?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Aug 11, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
HAH!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha shut up :)
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
Two different things entirely ... also, VW is the county seat and
has a population of something, like, 10,000. There’s not much to do there but crown teen girls, watch high school sports and work.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was bigger than that.
Around 18k or so. Maybe i’m nuts.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 11, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't remember, all I know is that the population
has been either stagnate or declining since 1975.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
And drink. Let's not forget that.
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
i can't remember, it was 8 years ago. we didn't last long either.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
I don't want to make a complete mockery of the recommendation system.
Rec inflation is a serious issue facing reconomy.
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Oh yes, a timely Dennis Rodman quip.
1997 called, they want their relevant cultural references back!
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
<3
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Hook a brutha UP
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
by jch24 on Aug 11, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hey me to!
Twinsies
I don’t like this full time working thing when we have baseball during the day, although it is preferable to the alternative
by jsl413 on Aug 11, 2010 11:17 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Nah, the one she went to before...
Princeton
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
My sister went to SCPA
As did the intinerant Verka Serduchka.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Loudon, however, is quite good.
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I went to the same middle school as David Hasselhoff!
Watch it, ass blood.
by -ManBearPig on Aug 11, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Das Boot!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
How much sweeter would today's game be as a football game?
Contact!!!
"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan
by RedinWrigleyville on Aug 11, 2010 11:00 AM EDT reply actions
Plus St. Louis would be very bad
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We've got Rolen! We've got Rolen!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
they already are!
They’re just getting lucky in this series and tony sent molina to fuck with bp and shake the reds focus. We’re rolling over for the cardinals so far. Shitty defense is shitty. We’ll be ok when we end the season on a 13-5 streak
by jsl413 on Aug 11, 2010 11:21 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Funny you said that...
I thought that was the one real intangible going into this series. So much for that.
So when I go to Reds- Cards in STL September 4th
I should probably not wear a BP jersey, huh? Might still do it just to see if anyone has the balls to mouth off at me.
Do it! Betcha won't!
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
if I do, doubt anyone says a word as long as I dont act like a Cubs fan
It would be pretty dumb mouthing off to a 6’5 300 lb guy if I wasn’t doing anything to deserve it.
Shut your whore mouth!
(hiding behind firewall)
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you still have the herpes?
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I might be there too
if I see a brawl break out with a guy in a BP jersey, I’ll be over your way lol I’ll play the role of Arthur Rhodes in the fight and beat up an old loser
anyone know the lineup the filthies are running out?
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 11:29 AM EDT reply actions
Cards
Lopez 3b
Jay rf
Pujols 1b
Holliday lf
Rasmus cf
Little Bitch Molina c
Schumaker 2b
Wainwright p
Ryan ss
Molina again?
16 straight starts. I know LaRue’s concussed, but damn.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
LaRue is hurt
Cueto kicked him in the head, and I just read he may have broken ribs…..or that could just be LaRussa bitching like a bitch about it.
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 11, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just rewatched it again... here are my observations
1. Carp needs to be suspended, he definitely said something to get everyone riled back up.
2. Ceuto was completely off the ground. He was kicking, but I think at first it was just a matter of trying to get out of the way. Then someone (I assume LaRue) lunged at him and caught a spike full in the face. But Gomes said it best “if you don’t want to be kicked, don’t be in kicking distance.”
3. Seeing Big Art take down Big Mac was awesome.
4. At one point, TLR had Dusty, Gomes, and Rhodes all staring him down… If I were him, I’d be scared.
by wishfuldrifter on Aug 11, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone was definitely trying to punch Cueto
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
Agreed
Votto was finally able to get to him and rip him out of the fold though.
by wishfuldrifter on Aug 11, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Carpenter was in more physical danger than Cueto, and he didn’t strike anyone. I think it would be more than fair to include Carpenter in the instigation group along with BP, Molina, TLR, Baker, and Rolen. What Cueto did was indefensible, though.
I don't know.
Cueto didn’t seem to be trying to get into the middle of anything, but ended up pushed against the net by a huge group. I’m not saying he should have kicked, but doing something that situation doesn’t seem “indefensible.”
Carpenter most definitely instigated things, which is kind of a distinction here: he was clearly seeking it out, while Cueto wasn’t.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I already raised the instigation point, and agree with you again. Those are words. Physical escalation is another level – even more so when weapons are involved – and I maintain that there was no justification for using cleats.
I'm not saying its right
But did you miss the part where Cueto was off the ground completely and then someone charged at him? What else was he supposed to do?
by wishfuldrifter on Aug 11, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Cueto's not a big dude.
He just panicked. Shouldn’t have done it, but fights aren’t always places where you use your best judgement…
-j
I write at:
Beyond the Boxscore | Red Reporter | Basement-Dwellers.com | Twitter: @jinazreds
He was also, very clearly, lunged at by LaRue.
He has every right in the world to defend himself — by any means.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
watch it closely and you'll see Carp kicking too.
Just because Cueto’s a half a foot smaller than Carp makes it look worse.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The lunge I saw was after, not before, the kicking. My memory could be wrong on that point and the mlb.com video isn’t very enlightening, but presuming there was a lunge by LaRue I still don’t think it justifies flailing with cleats.
Again, presuming that the lunge came before the kicks, I don’t think that kicking with cleats was necessary.
If END didn't eat them as children.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you are so right
the correct choice was to let himself get beat up
by AB on Aug 11, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don’t think there was any threat of him (or anyone) getting “beaten up.” Furthermore, a person can still block, seek shielding, or attempt to escape.
game's on.
guess what? game’s on.
know what? game’s on.
game.is.on.
game’s on!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
I don’t know why he didn’t just pick a shield up either…that’s what I would have done.
all he needed was a shield,
and a banhammer.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
You have gone full retard.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Um, dude...
He was being smashed up against a fence so hard that he was actually lifted off the ground. There were 50 people who were between him and dailight. He was going to attempt to escape how? I think he left his wire cutters and Batarang in his other belt.
by MatthewH on Aug 11, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He could have crawled out like Suppan.
Suppan crawled like a female dog.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
No, obviously he should have called "TIME OUT" and taken his shoes off.
“Excuse me bad guys, but I am running out of air.”
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
by Ash on Aug 11, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
And people have agreed that it may not have been the most brilliant move
but you stated that it was indefensible, which you now seem to be walking back.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I absolutely feel that it was indefensible, because of the cleats (which he no doubt knew he was wearing).
Okay, great.
Does that make you feel superior or something? I don’t even see what you’re arguing any more.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I only responded to the defense of Cueto’s actions, and I am only now responding to those that respond to me. You should not find it surprising if I reply after you directly address me.
I'll directly address you.
If you know what I mean. ;)
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Okay.
You find it indefensible. I stated why I don’t. I’m not sure why you’re still talking.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Cuz he's a troll and a douche.
He’s a douchey troll.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
You clearly do not know that you are wearing
Be funny, be unobtrusive, or be gone.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Baseball players wear cleats?
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
HOLY SHIT!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
i think him being attacked by multiple people and being lifted into the air
was a poor choice.
i think molina’s ridiculousness was a poor choice. i think larussa crying at dusty was a poor choice. i think chris carpenter acting like the asshat that he is was a poor choice.
If Molina hadn't been a punk, nothing would have happened
Sure, BP probably would have taken one between teh numbers later in the game or today, but that would have been it.
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
If somebody went out of their way to personally criticize me and my organization in the media, I definitely wouldn’t permit any optional physical contact with them.
If somebody went out of their way to come to my team's forum...
Oh, wait…
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
so fine, kick the bat away
But then STFU. He decided to go full punk and pick a fight.
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
Exactly, the kicking the bat thing was enough
and even if it wasn’t just call for a beaning of BP later in the game. No need to run your mouth like that.
It was….INDEFENSIBLE!
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
*
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think coming over here to argue his
side was poor choice.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn’t see him being “attacked” by multiple people, and I think he deliberately used the net as leverage when he made the decision to begin kicking. As for instigation, two (or more) wrongs still don’t make a right.
Who is this asshat think he's fooling?
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
Cueto's middle name is Neo
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
Whoa!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
with Mind Bullets!

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
He probably had to use his arms
to use his balance and keep from falling further against the net, or they might have been pinned. All the force of the pile is pushing the top of his body backward…..what else can he use but his legs?
You might have flailed with cleats too in that situation….you just don’t know until you find yourself there in the heat of the moment.
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 11, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I would lay huge odds that I wouldn’t have, but concede that I couldn’t KNOW until it happened. That being said, I’m certain that I would consider it to have been unjustified after everything settled, and that’s with personal bias. I think it’s an open-and-shut case to outside observers, like us.
I'd like to flail around with you. ;)
We could be really open and shut. ;)
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Saying this over and over again isn't making it any funnier, crolfer.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Oh shoot. I need to do that right now. It's lunch!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Then just tell her "thanks."
For me. :P
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it tough being this much of smug ass all the time?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly.
I didn’t see anything take place that is “indefensible” in a fight. The best way to avoid getting kicked is to stay out of the damn fight.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
And, also, not to lunge at someone.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure, and he shouldn't have.
But I’m not going to fault him for that any more than I fault Cueto for kicking back.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
That's my point.
Everyone’s screaming for Cueto’s head yet LaRue is “okay” because he got hurt?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Crow at the moment
Should have some vengeance in a bit.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Great to see you back.
Does it take violence to drive you back into our arms? :P
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Because it can be arranged
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
Even in a street fight between consenting adults, I think it would be indefensible to be the first to introduce weapons (and do so without apparent warrant). Yes, it’s a fight. There are still degrees of escalation: word, shove, fist, weapon, etc.
nobody who has ever been in a fight
uses language like that. Fact.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
We can elevate to shove and fist whenever you want.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
tired
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I just haven’t had prompting for response. I already said that your threats of violence are duly noted, at least by me if not the mods.
Those were sexual advances, you dumbass.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I’d also note that Cueto himself could have avoided the fight, as I think Pujols apparently did – did anybody see him?
Yes, he was cowering in the corner like a bitch.
Just like MacGwire when Rhodes came at him.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
In your world, fights are choreographed like in West Side Story. Congratulations.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
What the hell does how I treat my dogs have to do with ANYTHING?
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
Check out Carp and the boys!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I’m only able to look at the mlb.com video at the moment, but he was screened behind several of his teammates and I don’t see anything resembling a strike or charge attempt until after he began kicking. As for what he was supposed to do, I think the rational alternative is to physically defend himself only as much as is strictly necessary.
I think that's what he was doing.
He was kicking people away, since he was leaning on the fence with nothing else to defend himself with.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
I certainly don’ believe that the minimum he could have done to adequately defend himself was to flail with cleats.
give. it. up.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
... have you ever been in a huge fight with professional athletes?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Then I hope the Cardinals follow your example today and just take their beating
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
it's disrespectful to go to a foreign land and not at least try to observe their customs
use the subject line!
This is a good question.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
And being lunged at is ok? So he should have allowed someone to
lunge at him? Or better yet … defend himself by using his fists, when he’s a pitcher?
Go away and quit whining.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Carpenter should get it the worst.
That fight dies in 30 seconds if he hadn’t been, well, Chris Carpenter. If we want to use the “but they are just words” defense, then how about Molina getting suspended the longest because, after all, Phillips’ (stupid) antics were “just words” and Molina is the one that escalated it from there. In the end it was a big clusterf*** of stupidity all the way around — starting with the assinine comments from Phillips. THAT I will agree with.
by MoAb on Aug 11, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
he does that to start every game
versus every team, every time.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, and given the context I think it’s rational to conclude that it was a bad idea to do it in this situation.
Did you know that you're really a major prick?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
dude.
Game’s on. THIS game, not last night’s.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
You may not have gone through this over at VEB,
but that tap is something BP does every game, as do many other hitters throughout the league.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
You make it sound so 'fifteen year old girl.'
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 11, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Quit teasing me without pictures.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, now you ARE being a troll.
That’s a part of his routine.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
You Cardinal fans can't seem to figure out the fact that that's normal.
Good lord.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
trolling
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s absolutely not trolling. Context is meaningful; if my standard greeting is to say “HOWDILLY DOODILLY” and wink, it still might not be a good way to greet a judge in court as I would at the grocery store.
still trolling
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Still 100% false. You can choose not to believe me, but I am a better subject matter expert on my own intent than you are.
You're still here after being asked repeatedly to leave.
That makes you a troll.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
/retarded'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
/wrapped up like a DOUCHE in the middle of the night.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
45 posts on the day, and 44 of them are here.
You are a troll.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 12, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
When violence follows words, the first person to introduce violence is to blame for the violence.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Stolen from WEBN a while back
“Violence is not the answer…..unless the question is what does V-I-O-L-E-N-C-E spell?”
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
I gotta say, I don't think Carpenter is to blame, as he didn't start the violence, he just ran his mouth.
And running your mouth is fair game.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Carpenter escalated things.
Plus he’s a rocket o’ douche.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
He must have said something pretty fierce
Dusty, Rolen, Votto, and the ump all turned their attention to him immediately.
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
Oh for God's sake
Do me a favor and copy/paste this over at VEB:
“We as Reds fans hereby accept and recognize the baseball, moral, and behavioral superiority of the Cardinals organization and all the personnel therein.”
There, feel better?
Both sides want to think and claim they’re the grown up and the better team. It was a FIGHT. There are no grown ups.
PS: Be sure to use the sarcasm font when you paste that, K?
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
by jch24 on Aug 11, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Seriously? Still with this?
Go away, please. We’re tired of you “defending the Cards.” None of us here care.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously? Still with this?
That was my first post on this site.
We’re tired of you "defending the Cards."
It was a response (not a statement) to someone defending Cueto.
None of us here care.
I wasn’t the one that raised the subject. If you don’t care, ignore me.
Or just go back to your circlechurch at VEB
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
aim for the ookey cookie
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, you and your ilk keep coming over here and posting shit.
Interjecting yourselves into our conversations. It’s annoying and trollish, go away.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
It is a public blog, and my statements are (and will be) civil. I became interested when I saw Phillips’ comments quoted and agreed with by one of the blog’s writers.
Fine. I'm just letting you know, don't expect strong social
discourse when you use those methods to enter an already established conversation. And don’t be offended when people think your comments are stupid.
The VEB passive aggresive BS is wearing very thin here.
Don’t worry, we won’t ban you.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I never said nor implied that I had an expectation of strong social discourse, or anything about being offended. I am being absolutely direct, not passive-aggressive.
Nope. You're being passive-aggressive and a bit of a douche.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, if I banned all the douches around here...
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
if assholes could fly
RR would be an airport.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if that's why no one except the managers were ejected last night
If they ejected Rolen and BP, they’d have to eject Molina as well. And with LaRue concussed and his face cut open, the Boids wouldn’t have a catcher.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I think I saw a footprint on CMM's left midsection later in the game.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess this time Jason LaRue wasnt bulletproof
by Pete Harnisch 89 on Aug 11, 2010 11:31 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
good and terrible at the same time.
It took me roughly a week to get that godawful song out of my head the last go-around.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
i like that song.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
it's catchy
Just don’t like songs that replay over and over again in my brain.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
except run like an antelope right? :)
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
heh, exactly.
there’s only 1 line in the whole thing!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
GoodRoyo vs. a bunch of bitches.
You are as dumb as anything you hate.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 11, 2010 11:38 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That's right...I am dangerous.
(gay sex ensues)
You are as dumb as anything you hate.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 11, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Can you check facebook from jail?
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
Sure, if you can fit your blackberry up your ass.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I ask because someone on my friends list who I forgot to delete is in jail, and today is his birthday
I’m amused that so many people are posting Happy Birthday wishes on his page.
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
haha, that's a good question.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Ever had a dead person on your friend list and their birthday role around ...
and like 20 people from out of state wish him happy birthday? Yeeeaaaah, that’s really fucked up but really funny.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
That sounds dangerous.
May lead to a blackberry asscherry popping. Sorry, folks!
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I'd think the only thing getting checked in jail is oil
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
(Not that I'm suggesting we do this, but)
It would be fun to continue the feud with Viva El Birdos. Nerd vs. nerd action to mirror the big clubs.
You are as dumb as anything you hate.
Inconsequential bickering is the internet's primary utility.
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
We could totally post pictures of STL players in compromising positions
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
by jch24 on Aug 11, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Haha!
That’s awesome.
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Happy birthdayto Chris Carpenter.
Now, jch, why the hell are you friends with him?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Aug 11, 2010 11:48 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I am hungry as hell and on hold with HP support
Crap.
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
i might die a little
if we lose today. for real. i wore my red griff jersey monday, we lost, it’s outdated, i get it. wore my white cueto jersey yesterday. didn’t help. now i’m down to nothing. i have nothing left to get lucky with
by onemoreredoctober on Aug 11, 2010 11:52 AM EDT reply actions
You must watch the game naked, it's the only way
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
Bow tie, top hat, suspenders, thong.
We will win if you wear the special outfit.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Try Donald Duckin' it, brah!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have Chris Carpenter on my first-place fantasy team
I am considering benching the roid rager the rest of the season on general principle.
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 11, 2010 11:54 AM EDT reply actions
same here (but 2nd place)
i did bench him monday. actually i still have 4 days til the trade deadline in my league, i should try to get rid of his ass
Gomes via Fya
"Gomes doesn’t blame Cueto for doing what he did. What would have happened if he hadn’t flailed his legs?" Gomes said. "We might be looking at Cueto the one with stitches. We might looking at Cueto with a black eye or broken nose. From what was going on at time. . . he was kicking. If you don’t want to get kicked, don’t be with kicking distance."
by MixFMKyle on Aug 11, 2010 11:58 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
"Gomes then tore the head off a cobra."
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
"Then skinned the cobra with his teeth and fed it to the needy kids in Asia."
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Then used the skin as a condom
And nailed Carmen Electra
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
and the goat queen
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
Without ever leaving the bathroom on The Nasty Hook!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Does he often refer to himself in third person?
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
by andromache on Aug 11, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've never seen it (I think it's a typo) but he should start doing it immediately.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
that was a really interesting piece
Sounds like the rest of the Reds are none too pleased with BP’s trash-talking. But it doesn’t matter on the field; they’ll defend him no matter what, as long as he’s wearing the Reds uniform.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
this
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
There aren't really "must-win" games in mid August but we really need to send a message that, you know, we're not little bitches that get swept easily.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
it's like that scene in dazed and confused
when mike stands up to clint at the moontower. he has the courage to get a cheap shot on him but he ends up getting his ass kicked. we are mike, the cardinals are clint.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
LMAO
On SportsCenter they just talked about Cueto flailing his legs. They interviewed him and had Ramon Hernandez translating for him.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Something to the effect of saying he was in the middle of the fray and freaked out in the moment.
He even used the word “scared” to describe what he was thinking.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
I've always wanted a translator to go completely off the rails and start making shit up
“I temporarily channeled the spirit of Bruce Lee, and it took all my strength to not rip his heart out of his chest like in Indiana Jones……We shall be victorious in the end, much like the Communists who spread peace throughout Antarctica when I was a child.”
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
by jch24 on Aug 11, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i just read that in clutch man's accent and it was hysterical
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
eendee-ana yones
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
Really? That alone might make me watch MMA
Seriously.
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
if you want entertaining interviews with athletes, you need to watch mma
chael sonnen’s buildup to last saturday’s fight was truly epic & probably the most entertaining thing in sports this year.
Who's the guy fighting Silva soon?
I keep seeing the spots for it and he’s the only person talking the whole time, but they show his name for .5 seconds.
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
that was probably chael sonnen
he fought anderson silva last saturday.
dominated him for 4 & a half rounds too. damn near won before he got caught in a submission.
i'm off to willy's to watch the start of the game. have fun and don't start no trouble.
back in an hour or so.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
Now you tell me to not start trouble
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
Shit.
I just remembered I have to go to the orthodonist at 1:45 or something.
Not only are they probably going to tell me I need braces, they’re going to make me miss the end of the game. Those dirty bastards…
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Wait, how old are you "sexsalad"?
Do we have another crolfer on our hands here?
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
Im trying to find out what was said
but evidently LaRue dropped some choice words live on FSN Midwest today
Like what?
I hit .256! A country boy can survive!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
from the front page of the McPaper
Joey Votto, resurgent Reds visit unfamiliar territory in NL Central
The low point of Joey Votto’s career amounted to a three-week break from the game in 2009, as he battled depression and anxiety in the wake of his father’s death.
His team’s nadir was longer, if not so personally tormenting: It’s been almost a decade since the Cincinnati Reds produced a winning season.
But Votto, 26, found a path out of his time spent in baseball limbo, and now the Reds are following him out of their own.
“It’s hard at times, but I’m enjoying life,” he says. “I am doing better, but it takes time to get to this point.”
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Shitty writing.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I'm off to work. Go Reds!
Win this one against the Cards.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Holy crap
Last night’s game got a 10.79 in Cincinnati.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
that's a good sign
but next thing you know, the Cards will claim he’s got some cheating device down there
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 11, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
It’s a device alright.
"We don't worry about the pennant much, we just like to see the boys hit it deep."
by beasleymachine on Aug 11, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
He does: He's got the Magic Stick.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
It's how Bronson keeps track of the count.
Luckily, he has seven balls.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
damn
Fox sports Indiana isnt carrying the game. Because I’d rather want to watch some old dudes talk about baseball in the 1950’s..
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 11, 2010 12:39 PM EDT reply actions
You live in Indy? Makes no sense
I live in Terre Haute, and we get BOTH Fox Sports Midwest and Fox Sports Ohio-Cincinnati all the time.
lucky.
I live right downtown, my only option is a cable service called Brighthouse. It sucks balls.
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 11, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Brighthouse is the devil
I lived in downtown Indy last year. And Brighthouse was the bane of my existence.
"We don't worry about the pennant much, we just like to see the boys hit it deep."
by beasleymachine on Aug 11, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Amen.
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 11, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
would be huge to scratch across a run or 2 in the 1st before Wainwright settles in.
Or 9 or 10 runs. Just would be nice to have a lead.
I like it.
Just ignore the bitch behind the plate and get to work.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Oh, so that's why Gomes is in.
Hitting .342 vs. the Cardinals this year.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
No dig at you, but I think that "X result against a team" is the weakest sort of stat...
…especially with all of the personnel turnover in MLB today. I’d think stats over the last 3 weeks, in a certain ballpark, and against the pitcher in question are all far more relevant, but mentioned far less frequently during broadcasts. Do you agree, or am I off the rails?
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I agree
that stats against a particular team are pretty much worthless. I’m just saying that this is probably why Dusty has him starting today.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Oh, you're spot on about that! :)
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
i wouldve played Cairo today at 2nd
BP jus needs a break
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 11, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
You guys gotta keep me updated.
GD doesn’t work here at work.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
elk & elk commercial.
law firm. 2 old dudes, really bad hair.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
That always bothers me
That dude has to be the most awesomest lawyer EVAR to get clients with that mop of shit stuck to his head.
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
How could anyone trust his judgment with that muskrat scrotum on his noggin?
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone on RR will give a free handjob to the first Red to hit a home run.
Hopefully that’ll motivate them.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
If they hit a home run you will.
We’ve gotta get this team moving somehow.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Uhhh...
Maybe I’ll just come back in 2011 after Walt adds a free agent bat and the boys won’t need so much of my ‘help.’
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 11, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
"Here doggie doggie......daddy's got peanut butter!"
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
Do we have to stop at just once?
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean, I'm not gay, but IT IS Joey Votto...
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
welp
Arroyo needs to pitch a perfect game, but that might not even get us the win.
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 11, 2010 12:45 PM EDT reply actions
Go, Reds!
They’re my favorite team!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Fey on the radio reporting..
3-7 days before suspensions come down. Then players may appeal. Cueto will likely be suspended, but might not appeal, since an off-day is coming up – yaknowhatimean,
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
well if that's the case
looks like we’ll get a little dose of Homer!
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 11, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Welsh says he probably takes it as a compliment
I could definitely see him being that fucking stupid
I have a great idea:
I might send a pallet of Kleenex to the Cardinals.
Seriously.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
or Kotex.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Beat me to it.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Or tampons.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Maybe a dustbuster to remove the sand from their vaginas.
Watch it, ass blood.
by -ManBearPig on Aug 11, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
This isn't good.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
...and I would have preferred a Wainwright/Ryan 1/2 starting off the 3rd...
but I guess you can’t have it all.
Usually if Arroyo starts off giving up a few hits it's going to be a bad day.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
25+ pitches to get through the bottom of the order.
And he’s not done.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 11, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
sMarty reports that Dusty told him ...
that it was all over until Carpenter uttered a curse at Dusty, then Rolen took issue with that. Then it settled, then Oquendo starting screaming at someone, and it erupted again.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
It sure seemed like things were settled until Carp decided to run his mouth for no apparent reason
But, you know, it’s just because he’s competitive!
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
Or cause he's a roid-head
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 11, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Larussa backfire!
"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan
by RedinWrigleyville on Aug 11, 2010 12:56 PM EDT reply actions
or not
"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan
by RedinWrigleyville on Aug 11, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
That might have just been some Taco Bell.
Unless that’s too Mexican for Tony.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Fey sez that Dusty spoke to Hal McCoy to clarify the context of BP's comments.
Hal said that the comment just sort of came out of BP, not necessarily prompted by a query.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Dammit FSN dudes.
Let’s talk about TODAY’S friggin game and leave the fisticuffs to the silly bloggers.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 11, 2010 12:57 PM EDT reply actions
like astrostl
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
what, a little bitch?
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
sMarty quote (or close):
The members of the St. Louis Cardinals behave in a gentlemanly way at all times.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Okay, so now it's definitely not good.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
a lil late but
did BP hit his bat on Molina’s shin to start the game?
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Aug 11, 2010 12:58 PM EDT reply actions
Good question.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
absotively not.
"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan
by RedinWrigleyville on Aug 11, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Teh Fey says that today is the hottest day on the field that he has ever misspelled.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 12:58 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Who could resist that squat?
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahahahahaha
Brendan Ryan. I knew there was a reason I liked him.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Well, he pisses Carpenter off, that's enough for me
by coviner on Aug 11, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
to the moooon!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
end of the bat a bit, it looked like.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
just got under it a bit
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 11, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Hitting him hard
not that that has worked the last two games
another long ball
that finds the glove of a defender.
please go out next time k thanks
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
GD says Rolen just missed hitting that one out. True?
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
yep.
end of the bat a bit, hanging curveball.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
good luck with that.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the new old HOVA
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 1:07 PM EDT reply actions
Nice hit, Bruce.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
That's not a good thing.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Remember when the Reds hit homeruns?
I miss those days.
by Brian B on Aug 11, 2010 1:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I have a bad feeling...
and I don’t think it is the sandwich I just ate…..I hate guys on base in front of Pujols/Holliday….
Haven't read thru all 500 posts yet
.. so sorry if this has been posted.
HBT says LaRussa vomited 4 times during the game yesterday.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
While driving the bullpen golf cart.
There children were run over, and END devoured them immediately.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 12, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Then let's take it to him!
Vomiting can’t help one’s concentration.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Well.. BP continues to look silly
Another horrible at bat.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

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