Not really backing up that talk: Reds lose 8-4.
Joe Nuxhall Memorial Honorary Star of the Game
Matt Holliday. He went 3 for 4 with a double, and two of those hits knocked in important runs. An honorable mention goes to Drew Stubbs, who was 1 for 3 with a timely hit, a walk, and 2 RBI. Yadier Molina (2 for 3 with a HR and a sac fly) would also warrant an honorable mention if he hadn't started things with BP in the bottom of the first.
Key Plays
- Felipe Lopez led off with a liner to LF that should have been caught easily, but Gomes bungled the play and he ended up on second. Two groundouts later, he scored. Cardinals up 1-0.
- In the second inning, Yadier Molina homered. Cardinals up 2-0.
- In the second, Drew Stubbs walked and Ramon Hernandez singled. They were bunted over by Johnny Cueto, then Stubbs scored on a Brandon Phillips groundout. Paul Janish walked and Ramon scored on a Joey Votto single before Scott Rolen fouled out to end the inning. Tie game, 2-2.
- The Cardinals pulled ahead in the sixth with a Pujols single, a Holliday double, a Rasmus double, and a Molina sac fly scoring three. Cardinals lead 5-2.
- The Reds got two back in the bottom of the sixth. Votto walked, Rolen walked, and Jim Edmonds walked to load the bases with two outs. Drew Stubbs singled to left to score two runs, but Edmonds was caught between second and third to end the inning. Cards still lead, 5-4.
- The Cardinals blew this open in the seventh. Brendan Ryan singled, and after Felipe Lopez struck out, John Jay doubled to put runners on second and third with one out and Albert Pujols due up. He was intentionally walked, but Holliday singled to left. Gomes misplayed it, then Logan Ondrusek misplayed it, and three runs ended up scoring before a groundout and a strikeout ended the inning. Cards up 8-4.
- The Reds didn't threaten in the ninth until there were two outs, but Ramon and Nix did single to put runners at first and second for BP. This was enough of a threat for the Cardinals to bring in their closer, Ryan Franklin. Of course, BP grounded out to second. Cards win, 8-4.
Other Notes
- Before a pitch was thrown to BP, Molina got into it with him and the benches cleared. There was some scuffling and suspensions will almost certainly result. Supposedly nobody was hurt though, and only the managers were tossed. You can watch the video of that here.
- Jim Edmonds still doesn't have a hit as a Red. He did work a walk, but made an out on the basepaths soon after that.
- Brandon Phillips is now 1 for 10 in this series.
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A rec for you because of the Arrested Development reference on that picture.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
quickest recap ever
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
And I still couldn't get through the whole thing.
It’s been a long damn night.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Yeah, I started it in the seventh and nothing much happened after that.
Alas.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
If the Cards finish the sweep tomorrow,
a lot of people around the league are going to look at the Reds as pretenders with big mouths and nothing to back it up with.
I don’t welcome hearing that, so here’s to hoping the Reds savage tomorrow afternoon’s game.
Also, time for BP to produce on the field. I don’t care if you run your mouth, but you better damn well back it up with something. With runners on the pond, he ends game 1 and 2 and only has one harmful single in the series.
if they get swept maybe they are
it is one thing to get swept and play well, like in Philly. But to get swept at home and out played in just about every phase of t he game is anoither
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
I don't buy the pretenders part
It’s early August. If the Cards sweep, it shows we shit the bed for a series. We’ll get over it.
by Brian B on Aug 10, 2010 11:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
if they do you are right
and I really hope they don’t let down after this.
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
and if we do lose tomorrow
it means we are only a game out of first place.
but we wont, so we wont be.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
A reason to pick up Arroyo's option:
After all the shit and intensity of the first two, is there anyone we’d rather have out there tomorrow than Bronson?
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
by nycredsfan on Aug 10, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
no doubt
he wasnt even there for the brawl, man. he was in the clubhouse sharing a doob with Jessica the intern, trying to get her shirt off by playing her “Every Rose Has its Thorn”.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
I want that image on a t-shirt!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
You're right
Even with how well Wood has pitched. I think I’d rather see Bronson.
by Brian B on Aug 10, 2010 11:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
kinda strange, isnt it?
i know ive given him my share of grief over the past few years, but he’s really been a baller so far this season.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean, yeah, he could get blown up tomorrow, Toronto style, and we'll all hate him.
But looking at it from this angle, he seems like the right guy for the job.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
im with you
i dont really believe it.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck Arroyo
He’s absolutely worthless
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
oh?
I am thrilled for your success, hell I'm amazed by it. Nobody who knows you saw this coming.
by justin007000 on Aug 12, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I've hated him since after the 2006 season when we didn't flip him being the Fool's Gold that he is
I hate Bronson Arroyo more than Robert Stubbs
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 12, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
As has been said about this series
best case scenario the Reds came out with a 5 game lead, worst case scenario the Reds come out of it with a 1 game deficit. Most likely scenario a 1 or three game lead. Bronson is going to be a badass and throw a shutout.
I am thrilled for your success, hell I'm amazed by it. Nobody who knows you saw this coming.
by justin007000 on Aug 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree
but us knowledgeable fans know that we faced the heart of their staff, without the heart of ours, while having Rolen and Phillips who are banged up.
I also think BP has spoken and it would make things easier for him to hit and make some plays, but his words have little to zero impact on this game or the rest of the year.
by kennythered on Aug 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed on all points
It sure seems like when the Reds have the bright lights of a big game with big expectations on them, they wilt. I’m ready for that shit to stop happening right fucking now.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
can we just play "Run this town" on repeat from the stadium PA
from now until first pitch tomorrow?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
The only things I didn't like about tonight are:
1. Cueto’s 2 strike pitch to Holliday in the 6th
2. Cueto’s 2 strike pitch to Rasmus in the very next at bat
3. Heisey’s error and throw to the plate on the next play
4. The Ondrusek clusterfuck behind the plate
5. Jim Edmonds showing up
I’m fine with the rest.
by Brian B on Aug 10, 2010 10:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
so you are ok with Gomes Butcher Boy defense in left?
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
plus a bad throw
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
I recounted that in the game thread.
Again, sun in the first. A good sliding play to cut off the line drive down the line, and a good diving play on the Holliday ball of the wall when it kicked straight toward centerfield. Aside from the ball in the sun, none of those plays caused more damage than the hit already caused.
I know people don’t like his defense, but he doesn’t do half the shit he gets blamed for.
by Brian B on Aug 10, 2010 11:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Did you see the throw on the Holliday single in the 7th?
Terrible
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
It didn't mean anything
The run was going to score regardless. It was Ondrusek who fucked it up and allowed Pujols to come in. Actually, BP might have had him but Hernandez couldn’t hold on. No one could have thrown out the runner from left field like that.
by Brian B on Aug 10, 2010 11:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
really?
if it gets to the catcher, or cut off man, none of that happens. It was 10 feet over Ramon’s head. A pretty terrible throw
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
Janish did the same exact thing tonight
That’s why they back up. The play should be over even with the overthrow. That shit happens all the time.
by Brian B on Aug 10, 2010 11:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It's one thing to get beat, but another to make so many mental errors / misplays
Gomes plays hard, but he just can’t play defense. He plays fly balls into singles, singles into doubles and so on. Edmonds mental mistake cuts a rally short. Heisey tries to barehand a ball in right and it goes to the wall. Votto butchers a play at first. Ondrusek’s mental error at the plate throwing to 2nd with a runner coming home. The closest thing we have to an ace in “Cueto” looks pretty average on the mound…and that’s after using his cleats to fight back in a brawl. Seriously? Phillips, the baseball player, has been quiet all series…didn’t produce with RISP either night.
I really didn’t find much to take positive from this game, besides some early inning intensity that didn’t go anywhere.
Phillips has been a huge disappoinment
in this series
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton, and Randy Myers were nasty boys. Arthur Rhodes is a nasty MAN. by Brendanukkah
I'm pretty sure you can judge a player's performance in a three game series based on two games.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
by andromache on Aug 11, 2010 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
well that is just plain reasonable!
I am thrilled for your success, hell I'm amazed by it. Nobody who knows you saw this coming.
by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Crap, I'm losing it.
I need to be more contrarian somehow.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
yes you do
I am thrilled for your success, hell I'm amazed by it. Nobody who knows you saw this coming.
by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions
no you don't
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
no you don't
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
We may have lost, but that brawl made me happy regardless.
My only regret is that Gomes didn’t punch the shit out of anyone.
yeah, and I only watched the replay, as I was out to dinner with family for this one,
but can we all agree, once and for all, that Carpenter is indeed a whiny little bitch?
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I'd say Molina is, too.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Easy easy
I thought you had class!!!!!!
by kennythered on Aug 10, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
HAH!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
after watching the replay several times, it was Carpenter that came out yelling at Dusty that escalated the “brawl”. I gained a measure of hatred for that man.
Now he's bitching that it's all Cueto's fault. A quote from Twitter:
I wasn’t throwing any punches. And we’ve got some guy kicking me and kicking my backup catcher in the face.
LaRue might have a concussion.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
honestly, what was Cueto doing kicking people?
where does he learn that shit
methinks that was a DR special
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
self-preservation i guess
he got all pinned up against the screen and had to do something.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
exactly. And Carpenter clearly was trying to escalate.
He inserted himself into a situation with Dusty that didn’t seem to have anything to do with him.
I can’t believe he gets a free pass with his team and the media that he does. If Carlos Zambrano behaved the exact same way tonight, the media would be falling all over themselves saying how much of a problem and a headache he is. Since it’s Carp, he’s just “competitive and intense”.
Bullshit.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
by nycredsfan on Aug 10, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Rec'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Amen
Also Dusty is, for the most part pushing Reds back to the dugout as TLR and Carp are pushing towards the Reds.
by kennythered on Aug 10, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I want to go to the game tomorrow
wearing a t-shirt that says “Carpenter is a bitch.”
Watch it, ass blood.
MLB Network showed it
and basically said Cueto was doing it for self-preservation. I would too if I were in Cueto’s position.
Plus god knows what happens if McGwire remembered the special sauce today, all kinds of rage from the Cards.
I am thrilled for your success, hell I'm amazed by it. Nobody who knows you saw this coming.
by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Carpenter is a whiny bitch...
… but either way if you back up a guy from a 3rd world country, you’re lucky to walk away with a cleat to the face. He was protecting his arm and himself. Loved it.
then don't open your whiney little mouth douch
he pored gas on the fire
by featherman on Aug 10, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
This
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Valid point. Because LaRue's an ex-Red?
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
larue is possibly my least favorite red of all time
i just thought it was an unnecessary qualifier when talking about a teammate
I haven't read the game threads yet, so I don't know if this was discussed
But Chris Welsh became my new personal hero for this gem:
“If he’s [Chris Carpenter] not whining about his own players, he’s whining about somebody else.”
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes
New respect for Chris Welsh. I also loved Dusty coming out there not taking shit from anyone. He should have taken his toothpick jabbed Carpenter in the eye.
not far enough
should have taken an ice pick and lobotomized Carpenter’s brain, that motherfucker is out of control.
I am thrilled for your success, hell I'm amazed by it. Nobody who knows you saw this coming.
by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 8:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Woah!
Easy, guy.
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I agree
It’d be a better world if Carpenter dropped dead.
"We don't worry about the pennant much, we just like to see the boys hit it deep."
by beasleymachine on Aug 11, 2010 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not calling for his death
just the medical mutilation of his brain, so he isn’t an emotional train wreck!
I am thrilled for your success, hell I'm amazed by it. Nobody who knows you saw this coming.
by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions
I can't wait until the Cards leave and we can stop saying stupid shit like this
Red Reporter or follow on Twitter: @redreporter. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
by Slyde on Aug 11, 2010 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
They should let you rec something multiple times.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
i have Crolfer on my side
I am thrilled for your success, hell I'm amazed by it. Nobody who knows you saw this coming.
by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions
But I have an unnecessary hate for the Cardinals.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Talk is so cheap...
Brandon runs his mouth and then spits the bit the first two games. Nice Brandon. Reminds me (sorta) of when Jay Bruce ran his mouth before their big West Coast trip last season (or maybe it was the year before that….I can’t recall) and the team went in the tank along with their playoff hopes. Maybe these guys should try winning something before they run their mouths. Man does Brandon look like an idiot now. Not saying that his talking has caused the Cards to play better — because I am not convinced that “locker room material” translates in baseball like it does in football — but he just looks like a fool. All that talk and he hasn’t backed it up at all. An RBI groundout is his highlight. Say what you will about Molina (and I think what he did was “douchey” at best), but he goes and starts the fight and then smacks a HR his first time up after that. THAT is backing up your talk. Hated it…but respected it on a certain level.
It could be that his foot is still sore and that's hampering his play
I, for one, still love his spirit. And having villains. But I’ll also be happy to see the Cardinals in the rearview, hopefully with a thorough stomping of Adam Wainwright. The boys gotta come to play some time.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Gomes really let me down today on so many levels.
I am thrilled for your success, hell I'm amazed by it. Nobody who knows you saw this coming.
by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
I doubt he can regret his defensive or offensive performance because he was probably doing the best he can. But not taking out Molina or Carpenter during the fight was a disappontment. No reason for him to not get himself suspended there. That he likely regrets today.
by Brian B on Aug 11, 2010 8:31 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Okay looking at the video I am trying to summerize this fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diXHVQ7-d1g
BP and Molina talking
Tony and Dusty talking
Rolen setting Carpenter on a tee for Gomes
Larue and Carpenter getting there ass kicked by Cueto (because that’s how they do it in the DR)
Rhodes getting a piece of Mark McMacguire who’s not so fucking tough without roids (around 1:40)
You should follow me on twitter @DavefrmLville....the Onion does!
by Dave from Louisville on Aug 10, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
Rhodes was mixing it up with Big Mac?
I must have mixed the fight on the senior circuit.
He tries to shake it off
You should follow me on twitter @DavefrmLville....the Onion does!
by Dave from Louisville on Aug 10, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I missed the Rhodes/McGwire stuff. That's fantastic!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Was Edmonds in on any of the action?
That was a rare opportunity for him to show what he’s made of.
by Brian B on Aug 10, 2010 11:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i think Welsh commented about him being in there somewhere
i didnt see it though
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
He will exact his revenge by sleeping with Mrs. Pujols
We already have our Mr. T’s; he’s our Face.
by ken on Aug 10, 2010 11:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Is Jonny Gomes a Mr. T
or a Murdock? And can we all agree that Scotty Rolen is Hannibal?
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
definitely Rolen is Hannibal
Gomes is Mr. T, Murdock is Brian Wlson (I know he’s not on our team) and Bronson is face
It's not real hard to see Gomes having to drink a glass of milk before every flight, is it?
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
not at all.
But I also think that if you were going to make a case that any Red was insane, it would be good ol’ Jonny Gomew.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Nope, looked a little skiddish like he isn't used to being a Red
and he might hit the wrong guy, since he is a bit geriatric and may forget who he is playing for.
by kennythered on Aug 10, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Stubbs tried to get in on the action
kept swinging and missing though…..
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
by btcoop71 on Aug 11, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
in the fight, at the plate, or at the bar?
I am thrilled for your success, hell I'm amazed by it. Nobody who knows you saw this coming.
by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Eye Witness Report: An Amputated Spirit
Well the brawl was exciting but, I am really not in favor of any kind of on-field antics. I was hoping for a greater turnout than 37000, which is impressive in its own regards, but we have to sell out 40,000 for this series right? I sat in section 516 with cardinals fans that constantly chanted “lets go cardinals”, sadly I really didn’t have any on field ammunition to reply back. I took a tour of GABP two summers ago and asked the guide what was the most memorable moment in GABP. She replied George Bush throwing out the first pitch. I was hoping this series would trump that. It has but not in a good way.
by LyotardFactory on Aug 10, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
Did anybody else notice Yadier Molina doing a perfect Brandon Phillips impression on his homerun trot?
It was definitely intentional and pretty hilarious. I love where this rivalry is going, both now and in the future.
I only love it if the Reds can learn to play well under these conditions.
I don’t want to see another game like tonight’s for a long, long time.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
It will take some time
for our young guys to “get it” I feel. I know its apples and oranges but these Bengals figured out how to get the AFC North. The Muskies figured out how to get the Bearcats. I always feel the “underdog” in these types of rivalries are not the real underdogs.
by kennythered on Aug 10, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Who's up?
Anyone else want to go to Mt. Adams with me, find Bronson, and tell him to get his ass to bed because there’s a big game he’s pitching in tomorrow?
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
should be easy to find him. Just follow the pot smell.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I was gonna FTFY, but it would have been crass
And we all know that’s not my style.
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
ESPN headline "Cards reclaim Central lead.."
Um.. is my mental dictionary rusty or is that wrong as fucK?
they're up by percentage points
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I know. Just explaining how the Worldwide MisLeader is probably interpreting things.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
Of course they did. Jackasses.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
brawl in Cincinnati made the local news
Gotta see what they say about it…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Eyewitness Report: Fired up and ready..
Daughter #2 took me to the game tonight and we sat about 15 rows up from 3rd. base. The crowd around us was fired up and ready for action and they got rowdy when the little brawl erupted. It was great to see Dusty Baker get pissed off and get in the middle of things.
Cueto was good but Garcia was better.
Gomes had a tough play on the muffed catch as the ball was scorched right at him, coming directly out of the shadows while Gomes was looking directly into the sun.
This was a game where the Reds seemed to never get settled and all of the small mistakes turned into Cardinal runs. But as Geki says..these young guys need these games (win or lose) to be prepared for the playoffs.
Why wasn’t Bruce in the game..he’s been hot and he’s a definitive wizard compared to Edmunds. Speaking of Edmunds whats up with all this PT ? He should be on the bench ready to PH…period. Nice to see Nix continue to hit off the bench.
All in all the fan energy was good, the house was packed, the food and beer really really really really overpriced and the Reds were a bit overwhelmed.
We’ll get ’em tomorrow,
"I think walks are overrated unless you can run... If you get a walk and put the pitcher in a stretch, that helps. But the guy who walks.. they're clogging up the bases.. ."
--Dusty Bake - Fearless Visionary Manager
by Madville on Aug 10, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
not sure why, but you deserve a rec, sir
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
THANKS!!!
I am excited for the next few weeks. I agree 100% about Bruce.
by kennythered on Aug 11, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Except that he hasn't been hot. He had one three hit game to break his month long .200 stretch
oh, hold it, in the Reds OF that DOES count as hot, since no one remembers how to hit
Someone lit a fire under Stubbs' ass
We seemed to be doing fine even with Stubbs an Bruce and Gomes struggling. I’d rather not try to get worse by giving more PT to Jim Edmonds. Walt and Dusty live in the past.
by Brian B on Aug 11, 2010 8:40 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i think the quote of the night has to be welsh on carpenter: "If he's not whining about his own teammates, he's whining about someone else."
that pretty much sums up carp’s character; nice and concise. to blame anyone other than carpenter for the escalation is insane. bp and molina started it, but it was just scuffling until carp had to start talking shit. what a whiny douchebag. it’s a crime if he’s not suspended the longest of any of them.
by Rearviewmirror on Aug 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
so who is getting suspended?
after watching the replay, and considering what happened to larue, i think cueto might get something like ten games. carpenter? molina? phillips? rolen?
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
I could see all of those getting some time
And Dusty and La Russa, too.
It’s a crapshoot, though. As I said in the other thread, you never know what will happen with these things.
I think a lot of it depends on whether they think there’s a danger of it continuing and escalating. They’ll want to establish control so future games don’t get out of line. And fines really don’t matter to baseball players. Suspensions do.
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but I want to see a fight tomorrow.
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by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
If I had to guess
I’d say something like Cueto for 5-10, Carpenter for ~5, Molina/Phillips for 2, Rolen for 1.
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that would be ridiculous
molina was the cause of the whole thing.
he should get the longest suspension.
Rolen shouldn't get suspended
I think Rolen was trying to hold people off from each other. If you watch, he never pushes violently. Rather he’s just trying to keep Carpenter away from other Reds. If he had gone in violently, it’s doubtful that he’d be left alone by the 15 other Cardinals that were standing around him.
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yep
It’s pretty obvious many in the Cards dugout still respect him greatly. He probably would have defused the situation completely if he could have cloned himself.
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or if larussa wasn't being an asshat
it’s the managers job to calm the situation, and he came in & escalated it.
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
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Rolen and Carpenter were whispering sweet nothings to one another...
The beef CLEARLY was not between the two of them. That fight should have been over in the first 30 seconds. The combo of LaRussa and Carpenter caused it to escalate. I don’t have tape with audio, but it was very clear the way the Ump and Dusty reacted that Carpenter said something way over the line that caused the “back against the backstop” antics. Carpenter should get the longest suspension….and it shouldn’t be close.
Cueto will
he actually injured somebody. The PR move is to punish that guy, especially because, you know, he was kicking with metal spikes on (regardless of why he was doing it)
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I get it...
However, that part of the fight never gets started if Carpenter doesn’t escalate. And, btw, when does Carpenter’s behavior become a “pattern” that should get factored in here? This is not his first time at the rodeo…..he has had other issues this year which almost blew up. I wonder if that gets factored in at all. In the end, you are probably right Slyde…..but that doesn’t mean it is the “right” call here.
Yeah, but I feel like half the time, suspensions are less about punishing and discouraging bad behavior
And more about making it seem like something’s being done.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
Jason LaRue and Chris Carpenter hardly qualify as "somebody"
/beingadick’d
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by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I think Rolen might be
He started out trying to keep the peace, but something happened that pissed him off. He went after Carp, and that’s when it really got out of hand.
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Rolen really shouldn't be
Carpenter should miss two starts.
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by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
As much as I can't believe I'm defending his actions
I don’t blame Cueto one bit for doing what he did. After seeing the video, he was backed up over the ledge, into the crowd, only being held up by the screen, with Cardinals trying to fight him. What the fuck else was he supposed to do without a leg to stand on?
Also, to the VEB douche trying to argue that Rolen wasn’t going for Carpenter: you’re wrong. If you’re watching the video from above, watch when they get Dusty away from the pile. Carpenter obviously says something, and says something explosive, because it gets both the umpire and Dusty to talk back to him. That’s when Rolen steps in, shit hits the fan for a second, and Cueto goes all Liu Kang on their asses.
No matter who started what, this is a really ugly situation.
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by BK on Aug 11, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"all Liu Kang on their asses"
May I use this in conversation? That’s wonderful.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Johnny Cuege!
(Apparently that sounds better in my head than it looks typed out.)
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
So did "Twatier Molina" in mine.
A hooker in Minneapolis, who is actually in Lakeside Park.
by Lucky Pierre on Aug 11, 2010 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
If you win the brawl and lose the division
you’re the loser. it’s pretty simple.
by occams_tiger_teeth on Aug 11, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
we could still put the wild
In wild card!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2010 8:18 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
not fuckin good enough`
not with these prize assholes in first place.
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by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 8:34 AM EDT up reply actions
I really want the Cardinals sitting at home come playoff time
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
it would be really awful if they were to knock us out in the NLCS.
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by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, I hope as a fan base we're not dumb enough to think that the division was decided tonight
There’s still a month and a half of baseball left. We need to win 2 more games than the Cardinals do in that span, against an easier schedule, to win the division. Let’s relax and stop being ridiculous.
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by BK on Aug 11, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
its just the way they lost
the reds looked like a vastly inferior team tonight.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
But that's my point
It’s one night. They’ve had nights where they’ve looked vastly inferior to the Pirates, and we know that’s not the case. They’ve had nights where they’ve made the Cardinals, Phillies, and Braves look like little league teams. It’s one night.
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by BK on Aug 11, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Luckily, at the end of the year, it doesn't matter who wins the seasonal matchup.
It just matters who wins more games.
by the finest muffins on Aug 11, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
technically, they don't have to win any more games than the Cardinals the rest of the way
they are one ahead in the win column. As long as they win as many games as the Cards win from here on out, they’ll finish in first.
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And honestly
I think that is possible. Until this series the Cards were starting to scuffle a bit.
by wishfuldrifter on Aug 11, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions
You're assuming the Cardinals win today? Traitor!
"He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with an elephant." - My Main Main Mads
According to one poster on the XM facebook site
Pitchers were spoken to between innings all night. Hadn’t heard anyone mention that. Good job by the umps if it did happen.
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
you know what we need
we need Andyinga to come and tell us how awesome the Braves are again. That guy makes me smile.
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brandon phillips probably should shut his mouth
but he speaks the truth. carpenter, la russa, molina. all they do is bitch. they think arroyo is a cheater, harang is trying to hit ppl in the head, and they won’t shut up on how the balls aren’t rubbed properly. if i ever need advice on how to properly rub balls i’ll make sure i find me a cardinal
I was on my lunch and in my car when the fight broke out
It has me pumped up. I love this team, all the more today. I hope we kick some ass tomorrow, so those whiny bitches can still look up at our asses on Thursday. I know it would never happen, but I almost want Nick Masset to get the start, to hit the lead off batter with his 97 MPH fastball.
Carpenter is such a whiny little bitch. Cueto wasn’t professional in a bench clearing brawl? What the fuck does that even mean, does that mean Cueto wasn’t rubbing Carps balls the right way? Even MLB Network said that Cueto really had no other choice then to kick his way out. Carpenter should miss 2 starts for this shit, he was out of control, and escalated this. I seriously think a 10 game suspension for him is very fair.
Also I hope we get a big lead tomorrow so we can put a fastball in Molina’s back, I’m guessing he if LaRue isn’t available.
I love Dusty Baker. Today he became my manager. I don’t know why, but watching him on the field jawing with Tony, I thought, he is our manager, and I want to sink or swim with him. That has to be why his players love him. It is a shame he didn’t get any swings in at the game delaying, drunken, asshole. Also what the fuck is wrong with LaRussa’s face, why does it looking like it is rotting away, does he really drink that much?
Seriously, my hatred of St. Louis was vindicated today.
Arroyo is going to be nails tomorrow, and there isn’t anybody I’d rather see on the mound than old Bronson, he may just earn that option.
This season has been awesome, and it is going to be a fight to the finish, and to St. Louis, VEB, I say pack a lunch.
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by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
how did marty take in the whole thing? pumped? embarrased? pissed off?
was he giving it to carp like welsh?
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
pumped
he wasn’t as down on the fight as Welsh, he and Jeff seemed to enjoy the spectacle.
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by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Eyewitness Report #3
My one game of the season. 20 hours of driving and about 400 bucks in sunk cost. Awful. The Reds have been the little kid getting their asses kicked by their older brother this series. The Cards planned out that “fight”, and it worked. The Reds were rattled afterwards and played shit defense that handed the game over (Votto and Gomes especially…Gomes is scared out there right now).
I don’t think I’m being overdramatic when I say tomorrow is the biggest start of Bronson Arroyo’s career. Go shut those fuckers down, you pill poppin’ frat boy.
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
it does stink
I’m sorry that happend for you. I know how bad it stinks to go to a game like that and I live right near by. I have no expectations for this team at this point. I expect them to get swept tomorrow. They haven’t done anythign to win this series,an I don’t see anythign happening to change that tomorrow. I don’t thnk that means the year is over, but it isn’t good for us.
no that was my posting after Philadelphia
this team has had its ass kicked the past two days and I don’t expect that to change with a Cy Young candidate on the mound for the Cardinals. Like I said, I think we can still win first, but not by beating the Cardinals, it is one of the only teams we dont’t match up well with.
they have a whambulance on their side
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by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Bronson did pitch in a World Series, y'know
Though I guess he didn’t start, so your point might still stand.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I really don't lke that we fought
even though it was exciting and it felt like it needed to happen given all the water under the bridge, but it was very unfortunate. I’m sorry anyone got hurt in the mess and it would have been nice if it all could have been avoided. I’m saddened that it’s not about playing baseball and the play has been so terrible that I can’t really enjoy that element of this series.
All that being said, I can;t believe Carpenter made it sound like he had nothing to do with it. The wholel fight was over until he started it back up again. Whatever he said must have been awful to get Rolen angry. He is pretty calm and controlled. The media can say what they want, and the Cardinals can say what they want. I know what I saw and I saw a calmd situation turned volatile by the words of one guy.
What I really don't get
is why the VEB people, love Carpenter so much. He is a great pitcher, but why love his personality? His behavior on and off the field towards his team is unbelievable.
Yeah, but he's theirs.
Brandon’s not been the best of teammates or people but I still love him.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
exactly
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by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I can almost accept that view
but I still don’t get loving the way he is, as opposed to just loving him. They seem to really like the fact that he hits other players and that makes him tough or something. Maybe I’m not getting what they’re saying, but I will tell you right now I’ would not defend that behavior from one of our guys. I;m not defending Cueto’s Van Damme chorus line either.
well
Maybe it’s kind of like some here love Gomes the brawler, and want him to punch some more people out?
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I was stuck at work at one of the few restaurant bars in town that doesn't have
a TV when the fight broke out. After seeing replays, the fight made me hate Crapenter even more than I already did, and made me love Dusty like I never have before. I do wish that Gomes would have busted some skulls, however.
When I was about to leave work, I saw the Cards bus pull up out front of the Westin and ran outside to shout as loud as I could, “Brandon was right about you guys!” It was the highlight of my evening.
Watch it, ass blood.
by -ManBearPig on Aug 11, 2010 2:33 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I kept waiting for Nix in the Brawl.
I was hearing the Mortal Kombat “Finish Him” in my head. Thought he might come up and pull a Jax, and rip both of Carp’s arms off.
just watched this myself for the first time
My personal favorite part is when Dennys Reyes honestly looks like he’d rather be on the Reds side.
I also can’t believe nobody got injured in that (well, besides LaRue. But I don’t think a head injury to LaRue is all that much of a loss). With Johnny throwing kicks like that and Mark McGwire involved, you’d expect someone to lose a limb.
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McGwire
ain’t much w/o the PED’s. He’s rather small nowadays.
his wife thought the same thing even with the PED's.
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by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 8:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
My personal favorite part is when Dennys Reyes honestly looks like he’d rather be on the Reds side.
Kind of like Jim Edmonds honestly looks like he’d rather be on the Cardinals side?
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by BK on Aug 11, 2010 8:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Ray King :: Austin Kearns
Dennys Reyes :: Colby Rasmus
Get it done, Dennys!
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Yahoo! has a great bowlderlized lede on this game
Brandon Phillips called the Cards complainers. Cooler heads did not prevail.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
wow
went to bed real early last night and missed all this. I absolutely hate Carpenter, hated that douche since he came up. For a great pitcher-he’s a pathetic, whiny, spineless bitch.
well Cueto did kick his spine right out of him!
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by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I couldn't be the only one who thought of this, can I?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
The Fay has several posts up about the brawl
The Cards are more pissed at Cueto than at BP.
Rolen wouldn’t talk about what happened, but he did say he was tired before his first at-bat after all that.
The Reds had as many errors as hits. You gotta wonder if all the fireworks distracted them from the game.
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i'd say so
"Yeah, yeah, that's what we do in Cincinnati, we go first to third baby!"-Brandon Phillips.
$20 Says Phillips traded after season
Teams hate guys like that. Yappers who start shit, then stand around and wait for the team to come out of the dugout.
The Reds aren't trading an all-star 2B because he likes to talk
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by BK on Aug 11, 2010 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions
they will only do it if they can imrpove the ballclub with the trade
and after last night I love everybody on this team just a touch more.
Especially Dusty.
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by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions
yep
I’ve been outspoken about Dusty’s game management decisionsbeing a little “off”. But I loved him out there last night. You da man Dusty-glad your managing the Reds.
anybody who TLR hates is good enough for me!
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by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 8:57 AM EDT up reply actions
They traded an MVP caliber CF because no one liked he had a babysitter
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
a little different
if his babysitter wasn’t Johny Narron, Hamilton may still be here today. Hamilton demanded to have Narron, and it may have been awkward for the new manager to have the former manager’s brother hanging out in the clubhouse.
I saw you were in John Fay’s Twitter mailbag.
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by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I didn't even see that
I didn’t think he’d actually answer that question
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
he had a twitter mailbag
you asked the question about why does he attack BP, and he responded that he doesn’t, that he just chronicles, and the people must know why he and BP are feuding.
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by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
for a Cy Young capable pitcher
A deal that should be made everyday by the Reds. Epic win on that trade
that might not be the only reason
But he’s getting expensive. If they think they have a viable replacement in Valaika or whoever, I think they’ll trade him.
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You know what?
Rewatching the fight…
Fuck the game, we kicked their asses in the brawl.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I'm going to todays game
who the fuck do i have tickets for 2 out of 3 games, and miss the brawl?
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a day later
I have a stronger distaste for Molina and Carpenter. Never had any bad feelings about Molina before, but he caused this to explode into violence. Phillips tapped him, why could’t he view that as pre fight (metaphor) boxing glove tap (“put your gloves up, son!”)moment as opposed to “your my friend”? He wanted to fight, I think it might have been entirey planned for the Cards. In short, I think Molina is a hughe punk. I wouldn’t shed a tear if the loser washed out of the league and was playing for the Freedom tomorrow/.
Side note, did anyone see Pujols near the fight? I didn’t—it might be wise to avoid suspension, but he is a wimp!
Pujols didn't want to finally blow out his elbow
I hope we get a nice big lead today, so Dusty can bring Nick Masset in, just so he can hit Molina in the back with a 97 MPH fastball, and we can afford Masset’s ejection.
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by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions
that's for sure
it’s a shame the Reds couldn’t back all this up with better play. I just have a deep hate for molina now that rivals my hate for Jayson Werth. Actually it has overtaken my hate for Jayson Werth. So much so, that I would rather see Jayson Werth win a nobel peace prize than see Molina or Carpenter succeed at anything again.
If the Cardinals writers and fans thinks Phillips has fired them up, wait till they fall down a staircase a series series they play in the nnear featurevwith an entire rotation of idiots going for them. If they think Lohse is going to save them from the SUpan-Hawksworth fiasco, I think they’re wrong.
but Lohse found a girlfriend so his wrist is better!
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by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions
but seriously
fuck those guys.
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by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Arthur
Man, Arthur Rhodes was brawlin.
God, he’s awesome. Ever see him around town in his giant car blaring country music. Badass.
The Cardinal killing Cubs are next on the Cardinals schedule
I think the Cubs really only joy left is to beat the Cardinals, so for this weekend, GO, CUBS, GO!
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I thought I hated the Cardinals before...
Nope. Not even close. I hope none of my friends get the douchey idea to talk trash to me. Oh wait, who cares? I won’t say anything back… I’m not a whiny little bitch.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Aug 11, 2010 9:17 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
you will just burn their oreo's.
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by justin007000 on Aug 11, 2010 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions
be it basketball or baseball, cardinals be bitches
molina played the role of jared swopshire last night, while BP got to be DeMarcus Cousins.
by 'tHan on Aug 11, 2010 9:38 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I don't get it.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
perfect analogy
rec’d
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
and I had to tweet it to
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
Are we going to get an all-lefty lineup today?
Does Dusty still think that works?
by Brian B on Aug 11, 2010 9:49 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
As long as Gomes' behind is sitting, I'm fine.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
You're not gonna be fine, then
Phillips 2B Janish SS Votto 1B Rolen 3B Gomes LF Bruce RF Stubbs CF Hanigan C Arroyo P
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
I know he's not been that bad, but he's gotta be the most bulletproof guy on this team at this point
How do you play so badly last night and still play against a tough righty?
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I would love to see Nix just for the defense alone.
So yeah, I don’t get how he stays in the lineup after that night either.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Dusty didn't see most of it! Never happened!
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
that way he's faster out of the dugout when they go at it again
sic ’em, jonny.
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It's after the game and you were completely righT
No one has to explain to me again what defense in LF means
Maybe Not....
…but it was fun to watch, and the Cardinals deserve it. They are a bunch of whiners. And good job getting a few licks in on Jason LaRue, Mr. Cueto. Seriously, thanks. Too bad you didn’t get Carpenter. I love this stuff. Brings back the good old days when baseball fights were actual fights, like the ‘84 rumble between the Braves and Padres (and Mario Soto’s run-ins with Claudell Washington).

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