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Senator Sherrod Brown, Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory, and unemployed local author Slyde were among the throngs of fans who turned out for the Vote Votto lunch
The Reds are really going all-out for this thing. I feel like we've been in hibernation for 10 years and now suddenly Reds country is churning at full blast. What an amazing thing, this winning is. Breath it in. You have until 4 PM this afternoon to Vote Votto as much as you can. -
Jamie Ramsey has pics of the Reds in their batting practice "Vote Votto" t-shirts
During the game last night, Chris Welsh commented that this is the kind of thing that makes players on other team want to play for our team. I'm not sure we can count on Beltran, Reyes, and Santana coming to Cincy anytime soon, but it certainly does make the team look good. In more ways than one. -
Joey Votto isn't exactly loving all this hoopla
"This is not my definition of enjoyable," Votto said. "I enjoyed competing against Johan last night. It's kind of embarrassing but in a good way. I'm too shy to really get into this kind of stuff. I just really enjoy doing my job. I know that there's sometimes more to our job than just going out and playing ball. I understand that. This is one of those situations." When asked if Joey was the NL MVP thus far, Dusty didn't hesitate: "Yeah," Baker said. "Look up last year when we lost Joey where we were." -
Hall o' Famer Hal is excited
He dubs this vintage of Reds as the "Big Rally Machine". Their 27 come-from-behind wins is tops in baseball. I think this one could have some legs. -
Bronson Arroyo took a big bite out of the Big Apple
Then cooly held it in his teeth as he ripped off the opening licks to "With Arms Wide Open" on his guit-box. He's thrown 17 innings so far at the newly-constructed Citi Field and he's giving up one measly run. That was a solo homer from Angel Pagan in the 1st last night. After his 2-hit complete game shut out in NYC last year, Arroyo cruised to a rest-of-season ERA of 2.07. When asked if that would happen again, he said "It’s tough to say. You never know when you’re going to win or lose ball games. But this time of year, I always feel good physically and I feel like I have good stuff. Some reason coming out of camp, it takes me a while to get clicking. Maybe with the heat guys who play every day are going down hill a pinch. And I don’t feel that way." He's pitched acceptably well thus far this season with a 4.04 ERA and a 4.64 FIP, so a marked improvement from him would be pretty damn awesome. -
Matt Maloney has earned another start for the Reds
He'll pitch Sunday in Philly, the last game before the break. The decision hinged on the Edinson Volquez situation, who will make one more start in AAA. "We expect that to be a good start," Reds general manager Walt Jocketty said of Volquez. "He'll be evaluated after the break but he should be here after the break." I suppose that means we can expect Volquez to be a part of the rotation when the 2nd half begins. In all the Cliff Lee/Dan Haren talk, it's easy to forget we are already getting an All-Star pitcher. Cha ching. -
Logan Ondrusek has retired the last 19 hitters he has faced
That's a big difference from the 11.25 ERA he posted before being sent out to Louisville a few months ago. As Jack Palance taught me, it's about confidence: "The difference is more or less confidence and feeling comfortable out there," he said. "I made one little mechanical adjustment to get extension. That's helped me be more consistent in zone." -
Injury updates
Ramon Hernandez didn't play again yesterday, missing the entire Mets series. He's getting better and should be back in the lineup for the Phillies series. Ryan Hanigan has caught in 7 of his 12 rehab games in Louisville and is doing so without pain. I would bet he comes back after the All-Star break. -
Kevin Goldstein runs down what the Mariners need and what is available in the Cliff Lee Process
Here's what he says regarding the Reds as potential suitors:
"The Reds thought they would have the boppers going into the year, but first baseman Yonder Alonso and third baseman (at least in name) Juan Francisco have both flamed out a bit at Triple-A, and they just haven't done enough to headline a deal for Lee. The team is rich in pitching, and Lee would create a surplus of starters that might allow the Reds to send over a big league-ready arm in return. They lack high-ceiling players, but suddenly could be a player on the catcher front thanks to the breakout season of Devin Mesoraco. The 2007 first-round pick had been a massive disappointment until this year, when he reached Double-A while slugging nearly .600 with 17 home runs in 281 at-bats. The Reds took Yasmani Grandal in the draft, so they have a catcher of the future; if Seattle believes in Mesoraco's first half, he could help the cause by making up for other match-up weaknesses." -
Around the Horn Baseball has this to say regarding the Reds and Cliff Lee
"I was skeptical of the Reds being the trendy pick at the beginning of the year because, well, they are the Reds. I was completely wrong, though, and an acquisition of Lee could very well tip the scale in their favor in the N.L. Central. If anything, it give them a sense of legitimacy. In addition to a catcher, Seattle also could use a first baseman, and Yonder Alonso certainly fits the bill. The Reds are going to shut down rookie Mike Leake at some point and they cannot count on much from Edinson Volquez, who is expected to return from Tommy John surgery, as well as a steroid suspension, after the All-Star break. It would be a bold move, but if the Reds want to reach the postseason it may be one they have to make." -
Marty goes off on the All-Star selection process on Toronto radio
Select PTS: 2010-07-06, 5 pm (this is an MP3 and will likely auto-play). Marty comes on about 3/4 of the way through that MP3. -
Miguel Cabrera, Albert Pujols lead MLB Midseason Awards picks - Tom Verducci - SI.com
First basemen Albert Pujols of St. Louis and Miguel Cabrera of Detroit are perpetual MVP candidates, having received MVP votes seven years running and combining for 11 top five finishes in those 14 elections. There is one big difference between the two reliable sluggers: Pujols has won the vote three times and Cabrera not at all. I can't argue with Pujols as the MVP. As much as Joey Fever has afflicted the fanbase of late, Pujols is having just a good a year as Jo-eh. Doesn't matter though, 'cause Joey's gonna be the one winning a World Series MVP. Boo ya. -
Have you seen the new Strasburg commercial from MLB?
The words "premature", "hyperbole", and "go karts" come to mind.
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Don't let up now
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
is Kevin Goldstein discounting Alonso and Francisco because they're gay?
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
probably just discounting END's .310 OBP
and discounting Alonso’s inability to quickly bounce back from that injury (hamate bone?)
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
The only thing I don't like about Verducci giving Pujols the first half MVP
Is that he acts like it is a no-brainer. I think Wright, Gonzalez, and Votto all have compelling arguments for the MVP as well. I’m a big Pujols fan and have no qualms with calling him the best player, but I’m not quite read to make him the default MVP.
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More like "LeBronson," am I right?
It’s a great time to be a reds fan. Guess they took your threats about this year seriously, Slyde!
by thevole on Jul 8, 2010 11:31 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Re: last night's game
BPs play was great, but Heisey’s catch was in-friggin-credible. That was a rocket and he ran a long long way to get it.
Also, Citi field is a cavern. thevole and I decided that game at GABP wouldve been 7-5 or so.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 11:38 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I think it said it to BubbaFan, but I think Bruce gets to the ball Heisey gets
Bruce reads the ball well off the bat and gets pretty good jumps, but does not have Heisey’s speed. I think Heisey’s speed is what helped him get that ball, b/c he didn’t take a direct path to that ball.
Regardless, it was a play we definitely needed, and I’m glad that ball was hit to Heisey and not Gomes
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Regardless, that's a ball less than a third of NL RFers get to
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 12:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That picture looks like
Bronson Arroyo had made a pledge to have one last game of catch with his old man before his dad died of cancer. But before that could happen, Corky Miller and his brother Randy stole Bronson’s car because they had some overdue videos and really needed to get some Mountain Dew so they could watch the videos first. But on their way to the Piggly Wiggly, they struck and killed Bronson’s dad (who was getting some on the side from the pharmacist). Corky always felt bad about telling Bronson that his dad had died when he entered himself in a demolition derby sans car, and after learning about the value of karma, decided to make amends. Time for Corky to cross Bronson Arroyo off his list.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 8, 2010 11:41 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
that's hilarious.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
There is something intensely wrong with you
Which is why I love you. <3
by thevole on Jul 8, 2010 11:48 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
There's a reason you're the most rec'd RR.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
no love for Food Lion?
why’s it always gotta be Piggly Wiggly?
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
And a scientologist
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
'tHan thinks he's cool?
well, that just seals it. he’s definitely a jerk.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 8, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
VEB was right to ban you.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
We should get them a nice ham banner for their ban hammer.
Just to say we’re sorry.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
He was in a sonic youth video
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
So ... Walt and two of his homeys are in Seattle. And it's going to "take a ton"
That’s not quite a metric-fuck ton. But still, a lot.
Via teh fya
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 12:05 PM EDT reply actions
i think this is gonna happen
i wonder what a ton is… Yonder, Francisco and another guy? I don’t think I have a problem with that.
chairman of the committee
I'm with you,
I would love it. If we get into the playoffs without Lee, we really do not have a true #1 starter. We need an ace to have a real shot at the pennant.
I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Jul 8, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I've changed my mind and I'm ok with this now too, unless the third guy is a Mesoraco or Yorman
I feel fine with our current starter choices for the rest of the season, but having a guy like Lee, who can make 2 starts every series in the playoffs, is invaluable. I don’t think END will ever be a legit starter, so to me it’s not too much, even though I don’t like renting players. I’d still rather have Haren
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 12:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I think Lee or Haren would be important
I like Cueto, Arroyo, Harang, Wood, Leake, Bailey, LeCure, Maloney, and Volquez, but none of those guys match up with other top teams aces, such as Halliday, Santanta, Carpenter, etc.
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by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think we can use him like a #1
in the playoffs this season coming off his injury.
I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Jul 8, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
you spelled Domincan wrong
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You spelled Dominoes wrong.
(Also Dominican.)
by the finest muffins on Jul 8, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
damnit
stupid lack of automatic spell check in the subject line on Firefox.
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Here's where I'm at
Yorman and Chapman are off the table, as is most of the current ML roster, with the exception of Heisey, Bailey, and any of the young bullpen guys. Don’t give up Yonder and Mesoraco in the same deal. Make sure you get END in the deal since they love him. Everything else is fair game.
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Jul 8, 2010 12:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't get why Chapman is off the table
If he can get you Cliff Lee, use the money owed to him to lock Lee up for a couple of years. I’ll take an established ML pitcher over a raw prospect every day of the week.
"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000
Chapman isn't owed anywhere near what Lee will make over the next 3-5 years.
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but not taking into account pay raises
losing chapman and harang’s contract for next year would give you close to the money needed to sign lee.
if he’d be willing to sign in cincinnati that is
for next year
but Lee is going to need a 4+ year contract. I’d honestly rather take my chances with Chapman becoming a good big league starter.
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I didn't say that
I said become a good big league starter. That doesn’t mean he’d be an ace, but he’s not going to be paid like an ace over the next 5 seasons.
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arroyo's not our legit top of the rotation guy?
someone lied to me!
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Milton Loo'd
chairman of the committee
by boobsinho on Jul 8, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, but
He’s going to make a shitload. If he comes up this year and is any good over the next 3, he’ll make a ton in arbitration.
"You never know how you look through other people's eyes"
at which point I'd be more than happy to pay him
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Really?
I’d much rather have Lee. As long as the contract doesn’t hamstring the organization, I’d think it a no-brainer – Lee will still only be 35 in the final year of a 4 year contract.
TINSSAAPP
"You never know how you look through other people's eyes"
"As long as the contract doesn’t hamstring the organization"
there’s the rub.
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I'd definitely take Lee, since Chapman is just a reliever now anyway :-)
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
Lee is going to make more than Harang
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that money is going to raises for positional players
it would probably have to be arroyo’s contract and something else.
also, you have to pay buyouts on harang and arroyo
yeah
don’t get me wrong. On a purely player-to-player comparison, I would love to have Lee instead of Chapman (or any of the Reds current pitchers for that matter), but when you bring finances into it, I’m not sure he’s the best option for the organization over the long-term.
But I still want to trade for him for this season.
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because a world series is worth it!
i mean that. Cliff Lee could help the Reds win a world series more than any other player they might trade for…
and...
what is this in response to in what I wrote?
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I'm agreeing that "I want to trade for him this season"
because it can win a world series and I’m willing to trade a few position players that are blocked for the next 2 years to accomplish that
although! I dunno which I’d take if the choice was Drew+Haren or Lee
As much as I agree with you on Drew and Haren, let's not pretend we could get them for the same package that would get Lee
it would take much, much more to get them.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
It would take Chapman
and I’m not sure I’m completely opposed to that.
Problem is that it would basically wipe out the upper portion of our minor leagues, I think.
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see, that's why they'd be so expensive, is that Drew is under control (and pretty cheap) through next year
and Haren through 2012.
Hypothetically, I’d do Chapman, END, Yonder, and a fourth player (either lowish ceiling like Maloney or an A ball guy who’s further away)
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
We'd still have Cozart, Frazier, Valaika
None of whom are elite prospects, but all of whom could contribute to some degree by next year.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
but, to be fair, he's never really played like it.
He’s having a major struggle this year, but even in the past his numbers are very good, not elite.
As a 3B prospect, I’d say he’s a solidly above average prospect, but it seems like the Reds see him as a LFer, in which case I’d say he’d be an average player at best.
I really like him, but objectively he’s not really elite. And as far as BA goes, Alonso is definitely a better prospect. That was a bad decision on their part, IMO.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
If he's brought up that $30 million turns into a bonus, right?
That plus Harang’s money equals three years of Lee?
"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000
Nah
Harang’s money is going to Bruce, Votto, and Volquez.
If they sign Lee, however, Arroyo’s money becomes very available.
"You never know how you look through other people's eyes"
point is, the money is a wash in my mind
Do you take Lee for 3-4 years or hope that Chapman becomes what we all think he might become?
I know which side I’m on.
"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000
What about Yonder, END and Maloney?
Then, maybe (doubt it), Lee stays for a little less to nurture young Mr. Wood.
That sounds rather graphic …
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
If I can get Lee to sign a 3-4 year extension, I trade Yonder and Chappy for him right now
"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000
sure, but there is little or no chance Lee doesn't test the free agent waters
not when the Yankees are rumored to be interested. Dude could get $20M, even in a down market.
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But there is a 100% chance that the Reds get two draft picks if he walks
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
I'll take Chapman over 2 draft picks.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
But you are talking about Lee for 12 starts (and hopefully more in playoffs)
Plust the two picks for say Yonder and Chapman.
I make that deal.
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
nope
Yonder and Chapman are super-close prospects with high ceilings. That’s extremely valuable. Way too valuable for a rental, no matter how good he is.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I'd give him 3/$57mil or 4/$65
"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000
And he'll say thanks
but I’m going to see what I can get in November
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but you won't. Lee is absolutely, 100% going to FA
just forget about an extension, cause it ain’t happening.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I'm with ya
but I just don’t see Walt trading Chapman this season, unless that was his diabolical master plan from the start
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
This deal (Yonder, END, Maloney) would be totally cool, I think.
I wouldn’t do it if Wood replaced Maloney
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I think a lot rides on his start Sunday.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry, wrote that before I saw 'tHan's comment
"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000
can the Reds even trade Chapman?
Wouldn’t he be a PTBNL until January?
The 2010 Reds: or how Scott Rolen Taught me to stop Worrying and love Cold Play.
free agent signings are different than draft picks
but even still, he could be a PTBNL he’s been with the Reds for 6 months, right?
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pretty sure they can just trade him any time. Don't think there are any time restrictions on trading a guy you signed in FA
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
are you and Mesoraco besties?
like ’nukkah and Gomes are besties?
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, you mean my friend Jonny Gomes?
Yeah, we’re cool. He might come over later, I dunno. We’re thinking about seeing Despacable Me on Friday. Y’know, whatever.
/KipDrordy'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
"friend" Jonny Gomes
don’t try and down play all the fun you guys had when the Reds were in DC
I know you guys totally text each other all the time, and make fun of whatever arm candy Laynce Nix’s got in tow at the moment
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Rijo'd, Hershiser'd, Saberhagen'd
I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Jul 8, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently, Walt and his boys are off to Seattle.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
one of those boys is Cam Bonifay
somehow we’re gonna end up trading Cueto and Votto for Ryan Langerhans and Brandon League
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think Walt and the boys are in Seattle
Fay just said they’re “on the trip.” That phrase usually means that they’re with the Reds on the current road trip. And it is a bit unusual that three of the top organization guys would travel with the team. It can bode that something is amiss.
"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.
by cesarhernandez on Jul 8, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmmm ... good point.
My bad everyone. Sorry.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
or that someone is about to no longer be on the Reds
"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000
No, no, silly.
You have to be on the Reds first to soon be no longer on the Reds.
by the finest muffins on Jul 8, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Orlando Cabrera!?!?!
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 12:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
that article made my heart skip a beat
i just turned my copmuter on, and that was the second place I went after checking my email. The headline “The Price of Lee: A Ton” made me think we got him.
Fuck you Fay.
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by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
you know he would have used a headline including players in the deal had it happened
you just read what you wanted to read!
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
It also looks like a really bad anagram.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
HOT LEPER ENTICE OAF.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
by andromache on Jul 8, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Center foil hoe tape!!
chairman of the committee
by boobsinho on Jul 8, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Helot ne'er face pit?
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
by andromache on Jul 8, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I place feet on other
chairman of the committee
by boobsinho on Jul 8, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
a fleece into her top
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
by GrooveLeg on Jul 8, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
feelin' theater co-op
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
by andromache on Jul 8, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
i felt poo heat center
chairman of the committee
by boobsinho on Jul 8, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I wish I could take you all home.
Way to go, all.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Yeah, that was pretty great
"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000
This should go green rather fast.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
A Heretic Felon Poet
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
by btcoop71 on Jul 8, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A Erection Left Hope
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
by btcoop71 on Jul 8, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fatter piehole, once.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
by andromache on Jul 8, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
ok this is making me die laughing...
“once” really did me in.
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for the record, you have my two favorite.
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rec't... to hope on a leftie.
ok i’m done
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It's better palindromic
“Not a eel foe, crip. Eh, T?”
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Jul 8, 2010 12:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That's Fay, for you.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
by andromache on Jul 8, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Starting with "Not a eel" is not too bad.
But it really goes downhill after that.
by the finest muffins on Jul 8, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
After all this, I realized what I was thinking of was magnetic poetry.
The headline looks like magnetic poetry.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
As CesarHernandez points out, "the trip" could just me this East Coast swing.
I read WAY too much into this.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, it's an East Coast swing, yall
Ain’t gotta trip while we swing and dip
chairman of the committee
As a Democrat, it hurts me to say this,
but why does it look as if Sherrod Brown has never seen a computer before?
I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Jul 8, 2010 12:07 PM EDT reply actions
Also, for you folks still in and around Cincy. Please by multiple copies if you don't have the originals:
Check out the Enquirer print edition the next three Sundays.
It will have three commemorative-page reprints from the 1990 Wire-To-Wire season running in the Enquirer.
July 11th: The NL West Division title page (Sept. 30, 1990 edition)
July 18th: Capturing the NL pennant page (Oct. 13, 1990 edition)
July 25th: The World Championship sweep (Oct. 21, 1990 edition)

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 12:08 PM EDT reply actions
*buy
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe I will
actually read it the next few weeks rather than just toss it in the recycling bin.
I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Jul 8, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Quick Votto anecdote
So I’m in the Reds dugout* during batting practice prior to Tuesday’s game and Joe Morgan is sitting on the bench killing time and bitching about Bobby Valentine (true). Joey walks by, and starts talking to Joe. Joe says (paraphrased), “Sorry you didn’t make it to the All-Star game, you deserved it. I understand why you were pissed on Sunday and got thrown out. But it’s too bad that had to end your consecutive game on base streak.”
Joey (verbatim): “Fuck the streak.” He said like he was pissed that anyone would think that mattered to him – I love the guy as much as any man can love another man in a non-gay way.
*the dugouts at Citi Field are air-conditioned. That stadium is pretty pimp.
It's summertime - go Reds!
by NYCCats on Jul 8, 2010 12:58 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
"Fuck the streak"
/goesoutandreachesbasein50straightgames
“How’s that for a streak fuckers?!!?!”
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't love him nearly as much as I do.
but I’ll rec your story anyway.
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A few other quick hitters
1. During batting practice, Rolen and Votto were in an animated conversation. Couldn’t hear what they were saying, but Rolen was clearly explaining some aspect of fielding to him. Got a good mentor/student vibe from it.
2. Coco Cordero was being interviewed by some floozy from the Dominican. Let’s just say she wasn’t dressed in a “professional” manner (unless her profession included 2-for-1 dances), and she had some friend with her whose only role seemed to be to push her hoo-hahs onto Coco. He was loving it, and had one of the clubhouse guys get their numbers (I’m sure so they could start a book club). BP was standing right behind them, with a huge smile on his face and trying not to die laughing.
3. Jay Bruce looks like he’s not a day over 12.
4. As for the aforementioned air-conditioning, none of the Reds knew it existed, and it hadn’t been turned on the night before (despite the fact it has been about 1000 degrees up here for a week). But one of the security guys let it slip (“Hey, why isn’t the A/C on?”), and it looked like the Mets clubhouse guy was pissed that the secret was out. But he quickly turned it on.
It's summertime - go Reds!
by NYCCats on Jul 8, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
great stories
the A/C thing is really nice. I know at home they just have a big fan in teh dugout. It must have been awful in that 10 degree heat in NYM, maybe it helped win us the game !
I love him as much as any woman can love a man in a totally gay way.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
by andromache on Jul 8, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Nice beard
And that’s some good facial hair too
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this really really really needs to be green'd.
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because Brendan is hurting for recs?
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you're just jealous because nobody rec's you the way brendan gets rec'd.
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nah, I'm comfortable being the 2nd most rec'd whore on the site
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keep saying it and you just might beileve it ;)
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And not in the way I love Rachel Maddow.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
Should we be worried?
Last night you said you are lonely, today you claim you aren’t going to get much older.
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by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it brings on many changes
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great, now I have that song in my head
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but you can take or leave it if you please!
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There's only one way to get the voices out of your head, Slyde.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
NO!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Second-half predictions over at SI.com
by the finest muffins on Jul 8, 2010 1:27 PM EDT reply actions
Surprised Sheehan didn't make a crack about Baker ruining Lee's arm
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but he also thinks we lose to the Phillies, meaning they make the playoffs.
riiiiiight
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i think this would be the ideal time to trade for lee
have him pitch that sunday game. Lee and Votto both have vindettas against the Phillies, and the Reds win 19-0.
chairman of the committee
Yeah, I was thinking about this.
Assuming END and Yonder are in the deal, I’m guessing the third player would be a pitcher.
Wood goes Saturday and Maloney goes Sunday. So Walt makes a push for the third guy to be Maloney and for the deal to get done soon, so Lee makes Sunday’s start.
That would be sweeeeet. Won’t happen though. Even if they agree to something before the break, my guess is it doesn’t get finalized and announced until after the break.
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what kinda rest is Lee on?
would he be able to make a Sunday start?
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
he's due to pitch tomorrow, so they'd have to get on their horse and make the deal soon
still, not gonna happen. If for no other reason than Seattle probably doesn’t want Lee going to the ASG as a Mariner after having been traded.
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He should blow the ASG for the good of his new team.
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He wouldn't. He'd go as a Red and Girardi would have to pick another Mariner.
Remember Jeff Shaw and the ASG/Dodgers fiasco?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, Girardi would have to pick another pitcher. The Mariners are covered
with Ichiro.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
But he couldn't go as a Red
since the NL roster is full, no?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Not if there's an "injury"
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought the Reds only got a player that year due to an injury replacement
it looked like there wouldn’t be a Red on the team right after the trade.
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That but also the Reds front office raised hell
despite it was they themselves that caused the problem.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He's drunk. Or retarded. Probably both.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Adam Dunn goes to the Rays and wins the world series!
It’s a dream come true!
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
Lee, Volquez, Cueto, Leake, Wood
That would be good enough for the Wild Card for three years, right? Assuming there’s no serious injury.
Hmmmmm …
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:33 PM EDT reply actions
yeah, and then we'd need Janish to join the rotation
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Kind of sounds like one of those "Marry, Screw, or Murder" games.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
Marry Joey, kill the Cubs and fuck the Cardinals
chairman of the committee
by boobsinho on Jul 8, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
WINNAR!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
now go post that at VEB and Bleed Cubbie Blue!
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errr, post that at Bleed Cubbie Blue!
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Cynthia joined me on monday night
and she took some pictures and wrote it up for her website.
bonus scavenger hunt: find me in the slideshow! (hint: it’s not too hard.)
Wally Backman was there last night, sitting right in front of where we were standing.
It was kinda scary how excited Mets fans were about it.
Walleee friggin Backman, yo!
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Let me guess ... you're the one in the Reds stuff by the Steak Shack.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Shake Shack...SHAKE Shack
You don’t mess up the name of that place.
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Whatevs
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Corner Bistro & Burger Joint @ Le Meridien Parker were better
just sayin’
I gots pictures to prove it
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
you ever had Shake Shack?
cause you’re wrong
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
had the one down in the park in the FlatIron District
and I have pictures to prove it
What the Hell’s the name of that park? It was on Madison Ave, so Madison Park I’m guessing.
It was a good burger, don’t get me wrong, but Corner Bistro is measurably better, and I really liked Burger Joint @ Le Parker Meridien also. If you really wanted to split hairs, I’d say Shake Shack = Burger Joint, but never of them really compared to Corner Bistro.
And I even went into my taste test with bias towards Shack Shake, b/c I heard it was THE place to go for a burger in NYC.
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
fair enough, but here's my question. How much does the Corner Bistro burger cost?
Cause I’m pretty sure it’s really pricey, and if a burger costs more than 15 bucks or so, it’s ruled out of the conversation out of principle.
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it was less than $10
2 beers on tap, and a cheeseburger was either 11.50 or 13.50
Their menu says $6.
Again, don’t get me wrong the Shake Shack burger was good. I got a Single Shack (cuz it had their Shack sauce on it, which tasted like marmalade and miracle whip, and I enjoyed the sauce), and a Single Cheeseburger. Shack Shake’s burgers are ridiculously juicy, which surprised me based on the doneness of the burgers.
I wish I had tried the hot dog, or actually gotten a shake from Shake Shack, b/c I heard they’re also high up in best hot dog in NYC, and how can you have a bad shake at a place called Shack Shake?
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, and before I forget
if you go to Corner Bistro or Burger Joint, they are straight cash, homey
no cards
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I prefer Shake Shack for one simple reason
They have a line-cam at Madison Square Park. So we like to send our interns down there wearing a storm-trooper mask (Star Wars version, not Nazi), and then monitor their progress as they wend their way through the interminable line. It always slays me to see some dude standing patiently in line with a suit on and a big white headpiece.
It's summertime - go Reds!
I actually used that web cam to figure out when to go
I walked from basically the Empire State Building down to Madison Square Park after watching USA take down Ghana in the WC, and I kept checking in on the line on my phone via Shake Shack’s web came. Great concept.
What cracked me up was all the business guys wearing plain white tshirts or wife-beaters since they had taken off their shirts while they waited in line (presumably so they wouldn’t sweat thru the dress shirt).
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
"USA take down Ghana"
Why walk when you could have taken your unicorn down Fantasy Ave.?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 8, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, last game of group play, my bad
they played Ghana in the knockout round, so this must have been Algeria. I can’t tell those African nations apart.
It’s all in my foursquare check in history, bub!
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 9, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I had the same response.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Would the really sit Leake just to put Lee in??
Unless I read that wrong.
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by Ian_InsideTheShoe on Jul 8, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions
No, they're going to sit leake so he doesn't throw too many innings
Dusty is concerned about young arms, as he always has been
They are probably going to start skipping him every now and then in the rotation
Working around off days and such. He probably won’t go more than 175-180 innings.
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
I see
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by Ian_InsideTheShoe on Jul 8, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember Karen Sypher?
It seems this ain’t her first rodeo.
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That's the first time I've seen the story with details
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Matt Jones'd
He is doing a sports show on Insight channel 2 now.
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
Saw that as well

Ricky Three Stacks needs to raise his standards!
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
6 pm on MLB.com and MLBTV
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I wish I got MLB TV
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
Of course. I'll be in class.
Will one of you asshats wonderful, wonderful friends of mine please text me? Thx!
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
by Ash on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Breaking news:
Daniel Ray Herrera won the little known write in vote!
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in the air tonight?
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
by Ash on Jul 8, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
about that guy who could have saved the other guy from drowning but didn't, and Phil saw it all and at a show he found him?
chairman of the committee
I heard he's been waiting for this moment for all his life.
Hold on.
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
by Ash on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
i'll be at work
so my voting for Joey has come to an end.
I hope we at RR, in Redsnation, and right thinking fans across the country correct this injustice.
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Given the announcements that have been made, I have a feeling he's way ahead.
Having said that, I’m still spending the next 90 minutes voting
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Instead of sending out resumes for jobs, I'll be voting for Votto. I'm through, but he might do something real.
He may be a genius, for all we know. Let’s give the boy a chance!
I've seen a TON of "Vote Votto" propaganda this week, it's awesome
God as my witness, I saw “Vote Votto” on a highway construction sign this morning.
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no pix, sadly
I was on the phone when I passed it. It was around the Lockland split on 75 South, right side of the road.
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And here I thought you were Mr. MultiTasker whilst driving.
Fail, my friend. Fail.
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by Ash on Jul 8, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey farney
West Side FTL. This guy should go to jail 4eva.
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Holy fuck!
I always hated playing the DAA teams because their coaches were jerks. If I remember correctly (the game was in Delhi so it was probably against DAA) a coach got tossed once for arguing balls and strikes and called the ump and our coach “a pair of faggots.”
Fuck this guy right here. I have no clue if I ever played against him. If so, I hope we won and all those guys I played against are OK.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
The kids involved look to be about my age so they're a little older than you
But yeah, fuck that dude hard.
"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000
The story said he did it from 88-mid 93. I was 9 in 93.
If he coached a few more seasons (and those kids haven’t come forward) it’s very possible that I could have played against him.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep we're all child molesters!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
not so much, no
but really, what else is there to do on the West Side? (ducks)
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
they do ducks on the West Side?
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by Ash on Jul 8, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
No, but we do steal them from Delhi park, drive to the old Boudinot La Rosa's
chuck the ducks into the kitchen. Duck shit and feathers EVERYWHERE!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, that meant to be a line below
what IS there to do on the West Side? aside from bowl? although, didn’t they close Western Bowl?
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
nope, still open
someone bought it to save it.
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well that's good
I used to watch my buddy Greg bowl there all the time on Thursdays. He was related to the Hoinkes, so we drank there practically for free.
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 9, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Lots. Some of the best parks in the city, you're less than 10 minutes from downtown
and of course Friday night football! YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAW!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 9, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
that is true
the West Side does give a bigger shit about HS football than the East Side
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 9, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
you can watch the planes fly over my Grandmother's house
that is i think about it.
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oddly enough, I rather enjoy that
something about planes that relaxes and calms me
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 9, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
i love it, but the planes have gotten boring at CVG
all regional jets.
Much more interesting at my place in the flight path of O’Hare.
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by justin007000 on Jul 10, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
757 and bigger are definitely more interesting
size does matter, I guess
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 11, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
You seem excited about this statement...
weirdo
"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."
by Ash on Jul 8, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
with all those Catholic all-dude schools over there, safety in numbers, law of averages and all that jazz
one of my Dad’s buddies told me about shit that went on while he was @ Elder, and wow am I glad I never went to a school like that
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Which stories? I'ver heard them all and know which are true.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
something about a janitor that was trading beer or drugs for sexual favors
and some “elephant walk” sports team hazing
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Never heard the janitor one (I'll ask around, years?) but the elephant walk stuff is often grossly
overblown.
As for the stuff that did go down — the 1977(?) Elder/La Salle game did feature a huge brawl. While from 1972 to roughly 1984 the stealing of local restraunt mascots did feature the famous Glenway Big Boy ending up in a lake and the three straight years of the Ron’s Roost chicken being stolen — that’s why it’s on the roof now.
Also, the now infamous 1991 Christmas scavenger hunt and the 2000(?) Oak Hills egg incident that made international news. I was at Elder for the egg one but I can’t remember what grade I was in — I didn’t follow basketball back then.
Also, if any of your stories are being told to you by a member of the class of 1979 it’s best to check with others … a lot of the stuff they did has been overblown.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that janitor story is a little overblown. If you’re a West Sider — drugs and alcohol are readily available anywhere. Now, had it been a priest rather than a janitor, it would be MUCH, MUCH more believable.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 9, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
my Dad's buddy is at least 50, and possibly even 55
so that puts him in the late 60s, early to mid 70s.
He also talked about a lot of drag racing and shit like that down Glenway, but I don’t find that all that controversial. He also said a priest tried to molest him as an alter boy, but that wasn’t Elder related and I’m not sure where it would have happened (and I also can say that I don’t 100% believe him, but that might just be not wanting to really think about him being molested as a middle-schooler)
He had some other hazing stories, but they were no different than anything I’d heard at other schools.
by Highlifeman21 on Jul 9, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions

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