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Bronson thanks Corky for fixing the oil leak in the rear main seal of his '79 Chevy Malibu station wagon, or as he calls it, "The Love Boat".

  • Senator Sherrod Brown, Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory, and unemployed local author Slyde were among the throngs of fans who turned out for the Vote Votto lunch
    The Reds are really going all-out for this thing. I feel like we've been in hibernation for 10 years and now suddenly Reds country is churning at full blast. What an amazing thing, this winning is. Breath it in.  You have until 4 PM this afternoon to Vote Votto as much as you can.

  • Jamie Ramsey has pics of the Reds in their batting practice "Vote Votto" t-shirts
    During the game last night, Chris Welsh commented that this is the kind of thing that makes players on other team want to play for our team. I'm not sure we can count on Beltran, Reyes, and Santana coming to Cincy anytime soon, but it certainly does make the team look good. In more ways than one.

  • Joey Votto isn't exactly loving all this hoopla
    "This is not my definition of enjoyable," Votto said. "I enjoyed competing against Johan last night.  It's kind of embarrassing but in a good way.  I'm too shy to really get into this kind of stuff. I just really enjoy doing my job. I know that there's sometimes more to our job than just going out and playing ball. I understand that. This is one of those situations." When asked if Joey was the NL MVP thus far, Dusty didn't hesitate: "Yeah," Baker said. "Look up last year when we lost Joey where we were."

  • Hall o' Famer Hal is excited
    He dubs this vintage of Reds as the "Big Rally Machine". Their 27 come-from-behind wins is tops in baseball. I think this one could have some legs.

  • Bronson Arroyo took a big bite out of the Big Apple
    Then cooly held it in his teeth as he ripped off the opening licks to "With Arms Wide Open" on his guit-box.  He's thrown 17 innings so far at the newly-constructed Citi Field and he's giving up one measly run. That was a solo homer from Angel Pagan in the 1st last night. After his 2-hit complete game shut out in NYC last year, Arroyo cruised to a rest-of-season ERA of 2.07. When asked if that would happen again, he said "It’s tough to say.  You never know when you’re going to win or lose ball games. But this time of year, I always feel good physically and I feel like I have good stuff. Some reason coming out of camp, it takes me a while to get clicking.  Maybe with the heat guys who play every day are going down hill a pinch. And I don’t feel that way." He's pitched acceptably well thus far this season with a 4.04 ERA and a 4.64 FIP, so a marked improvement from him would be pretty damn awesome.

  • Matt Maloney has earned another start for the Reds
    He'll pitch Sunday in Philly, the last game before the break. The decision hinged on the Edinson Volquez situation, who will make one more start in AAA. "We expect that to be a good start," Reds general manager Walt Jocketty said of Volquez. "He'll be evaluated after the break but he should be here after the break." I suppose that means we can expect Volquez to be a part of the rotation when the 2nd half begins. In all the Cliff Lee/Dan Haren talk, it's easy to forget we are already getting an All-Star pitcher. Cha ching.

  • Logan Ondrusek has retired the last 19 hitters he has faced
    That's a big difference from the 11.25 ERA he posted before being sent out to Louisville a few months ago. As Jack Palance taught me, it's about confidence: "The difference is more or less confidence and feeling comfortable out there," he said. "I made one little mechanical adjustment to get extension. That's helped me be more consistent in zone."

  • Injury updates
    Ramon Hernandez didn't play again yesterday, missing the entire Mets series. He's getting better and should be back in the lineup for the Phillies series. Ryan Hanigan has caught in 7 of his 12 rehab games in Louisville and is doing so without pain. I would bet he comes back after the All-Star break.

  • Kevin Goldstein runs down what the Mariners need and what is available in the Cliff Lee Process
    Here's what he says regarding the Reds as potential suitors:
    "The Reds thought they would have the boppers going into the year, but first baseman Yonder Alonso and third baseman (at least in name) Juan Francisco have both flamed out a bit at Triple-A, and they just haven't done enough to headline a deal for Lee. The team is rich in pitching, and Lee would create a surplus of starters that might allow the Reds to send over a big league-ready arm in return. They lack high-ceiling players, but suddenly could be a player on the catcher front thanks to the breakout season of Devin Mesoraco. The 2007 first-round pick had been a massive disappointment until this year, when he reached Double-A while slugging nearly .600 with 17 home runs in 281 at-bats. The Reds took Yasmani Grandal in the draft, so they have a catcher of the future; if Seattle believes in Mesoraco's first half, he could help the cause by making up for other match-up weaknesses."

  • Around the Horn Baseball has this to say regarding the Reds and Cliff Lee
    "I was skeptical of the Reds being the trendy pick at the beginning of the year because, well, they are the Reds. I was completely wrong, though, and an acquisition of Lee could very well tip the scale in their favor in the N.L. Central. If anything, it give them a sense of legitimacy. In addition to a catcher, Seattle also could use a first baseman, and Yonder Alonso certainly fits the bill. The Reds are going to shut down rookie Mike Leake at some point and they cannot count on much from Edinson Volquez, who is expected to return from Tommy John surgery, as well as a steroid suspension, after the All-Star break. It would be a bold move, but if the Reds want to reach the postseason it may be one they have to make."

  • Marty goes off on the All-Star selection process on Toronto radio
    Select PTS: 2010-07-06, 5 pm (this is an MP3 and will likely auto-play). Marty comes on about 3/4 of the way through that MP3.

  • Miguel Cabrera, Albert Pujols lead MLB Midseason Awards picks - Tom Verducci - SI.com
    First basemen Albert Pujols of St. Louis and Miguel Cabrera of Detroit are perpetual MVP candidates, having received MVP votes seven years running and combining for 11 top five finishes in those 14 elections. There is one big difference between the two reliable sluggers: Pujols has won the vote three times and Cabrera not at all.  I can't argue with Pujols as the MVP.  As much as Joey Fever has afflicted the fanbase of late, Pujols is having just a good a year as Jo-eh.  Doesn't matter though, 'cause Joey's gonna be the one winning a World Series MVP.  Boo ya.

  • Have you seen the new Strasburg commercial from MLB?
    The words "premature", "hyperbole", and "go karts" come to mind.

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Don't let up now

Vote Votto!!

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 8, 2010 11:19 AM EDT reply actions  

is Kevin Goldstein discounting Alonso and Francisco because they're gay?

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Jul 8, 2010 11:28 AM EDT reply actions  

probably just discounting END's .310 OBP

and discounting Alonso’s inability to quickly bounce back from that injury (hamate bone?)

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only thing I don't like about Verducci giving Pujols the first half MVP

Is that he acts like it is a no-brainer. I think Wright, Gonzalez, and Votto all have compelling arguments for the MVP as well. I’m a big Pujols fan and have no qualms with calling him the best player, but I’m not quite read to make him the default MVP.

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by Slyde on Jul 8, 2010 11:29 AM EDT reply actions  

More like "LeBronson," am I right?

It’s a great time to be a reds fan. Guess they took your threats about this year seriously, Slyde!

by thevole on Jul 8, 2010 11:31 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Re: last night's game

BPs play was great, but Heisey’s catch was in-friggin-credible. That was a rocket and he ran a long long way to get it.

Also, Citi field is a cavern. thevole and I decided that game at GABP wouldve been 7-5 or so.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 11:38 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I think it said it to BubbaFan, but I think Bruce gets to the ball Heisey gets

Bruce reads the ball well off the bat and gets pretty good jumps, but does not have Heisey’s speed. I think Heisey’s speed is what helped him get that ball, b/c he didn’t take a direct path to that ball.

Regardless, it was a play we definitely needed, and I’m glad that ball was hit to Heisey and not Gomes

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Regardless, that's a ball less than a third of NL RFers get to

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 12:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

that's hilarious.

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Jul 8, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's a reason you're the most rec'd RR.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

no love for Food Lion?

why’s it always gotta be Piggly Wiggly?

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

you hate Earl!

I’m not a huge fan, but I like Jason Lee alot, and I’m not sure why

by Red_Poodle on Jul 8, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

And a scientologist

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Jul 8, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

'tHan thinks he's cool?

well, that just seals it. he’s definitely a jerk.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 8, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was in a sonic youth video

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Jul 8, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

So ... Walt and two of his homeys are in Seattle. And it's going to "take a ton"

That’s not quite a metric-fuck ton. But still, a lot.

Via teh fya

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 12:05 PM EDT reply actions  

i think this is gonna happen

i wonder what a ton is… Yonder, Francisco and another guy? I don’t think I have a problem with that.

chairman of the committee

by boobsinho on Jul 8, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you,

I would love it. If we get into the playoffs without Lee, we really do not have a true #1 starter. We need an ace to have a real shot at the pennant.

I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.

by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Jul 8, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've changed my mind and I'm ok with this now too, unless the third guy is a Mesoraco or Yorman

I feel fine with our current starter choices for the rest of the season, but having a guy like Lee, who can make 2 starts every series in the playoffs, is invaluable. I don’t think END will ever be a legit starter, so to me it’s not too much, even though I don’t like renting players. I’d still rather have Haren

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 12:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think Lee or Haren would be important

I like Cueto, Arroyo, Harang, Wood, Leake, Bailey, LeCure, Maloney, and Volquez, but none of those guys match up with other top teams aces, such as Halliday, Santanta, Carpenter, etc.

The 2010 Reds: or how Scott Rolen Taught me to stop Worrying and love Cold Play.

by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think we can use him like a #1

in the playoffs this season coming off his injury.

I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.

by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Jul 8, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's where I'm at

Yorman and Chapman are off the table, as is most of the current ML roster, with the exception of Heisey, Bailey, and any of the young bullpen guys. Don’t give up Yonder and Mesoraco in the same deal. Make sure you get END in the deal since they love him. Everything else is fair game.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Jul 8, 2010 12:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I don't get why Chapman is off the table

If he can get you Cliff Lee, use the money owed to him to lock Lee up for a couple of years. I’ll take an established ML pitcher over a raw prospect every day of the week.

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

but not taking into account pay raises

losing chapman and harang’s contract for next year would give you close to the money needed to sign lee.

if he’d be willing to sign in cincinnati that is

by 'tHan on Jul 8, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

for next year

but Lee is going to need a 4+ year contract. I’d honestly rather take my chances with Chapman becoming a good big league starter.

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by Slyde on Jul 8, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would not

i have no faith at all in chapman being nearly as good as lee

by 'tHan on Jul 8, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't say that

I said become a good big league starter. That doesn’t mean he’d be an ace, but he’s not going to be paid like an ace over the next 5 seasons.

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by Slyde on Jul 8, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but

He’s going to make a shitload. If he comes up this year and is any good over the next 3, he’ll make a ton in arbitration.

"You never know how you look through other people's eyes"

by sidnancy on Jul 8, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I’d much rather have Lee. As long as the contract doesn’t hamstring the organization, I’d think it a no-brainer – Lee will still only be 35 in the final year of a 4 year contract.

TINSSAAPP

"You never know how you look through other people's eyes"

by sidnancy on Jul 8, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd definitely take Lee, since Chapman is just a reliever now anyway :-)

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lee is going to make more than Harang

The 2010 Reds: or how Scott Rolen Taught me to stop Worrying and love Cold Play.

by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

that money is going to raises for positional players

it would probably have to be arroyo’s contract and something else.

also, you have to pay buyouts on harang and arroyo

by 'tHan on Jul 8, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

don’t get me wrong. On a purely player-to-player comparison, I would love to have Lee instead of Chapman (or any of the Reds current pitchers for that matter), but when you bring finances into it, I’m not sure he’s the best option for the organization over the long-term.

But I still want to trade for him for this season.

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by Slyde on Jul 8, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

because a world series is worth it!

i mean that. Cliff Lee could help the Reds win a world series more than any other player they might trade for…

by jsl413 on Jul 8, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

and...

what is this in response to in what I wrote?

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by Slyde on Jul 8, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm agreeing that "I want to trade for him this season"

because it can win a world series and I’m willing to trade a few position players that are blocked for the next 2 years to accomplish that

although! I dunno which I’d take if the choice was Drew+Haren or Lee

by jsl413 on Jul 8, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

As much as I agree with you on Drew and Haren, let's not pretend we could get them for the same package that would get Lee

it would take much, much more to get them.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would take Chapman

and I’m not sure I’m completely opposed to that.

Problem is that it would basically wipe out the upper portion of our minor leagues, I think.

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by Slyde on Jul 8, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

see, that's why they'd be so expensive, is that Drew is under control (and pretty cheap) through next year

and Haren through 2012.

Hypothetically, I’d do Chapman, END, Yonder, and a fourth player (either lowish ceiling like Maloney or an A ball guy who’s further away)

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

hm

I guess I’d do Chapman, END, and BAILEY

rotation of Haren, Volky, Cueto, Leake, Wood

by jsl413 on Jul 8, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'd still have Cozart, Frazier, Valaika

None of whom are elite prospects, but all of whom could contribute to some degree by next year.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

but, to be fair, he's never really played like it.

He’s having a major struggle this year, but even in the past his numbers are very good, not elite.

As a 3B prospect, I’d say he’s a solidly above average prospect, but it seems like the Reds see him as a LFer, in which case I’d say he’d be an average player at best.

I really like him, but objectively he’s not really elite. And as far as BA goes, Alonso is definitely a better prospect. That was a bad decision on their part, IMO.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about DRH?

The 2010 Reds: or how Scott Rolen Taught me to stop Worrying and love Cold Play.

by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he's brought up that $30 million turns into a bonus, right?

That plus Harang’s money equals three years of Lee?

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

Harang’s money is going to Bruce, Votto, and Volquez.

If they sign Lee, however, Arroyo’s money becomes very available.

"You never know how you look through other people's eyes"

by sidnancy on Jul 8, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

point is, the money is a wash in my mind

Do you take Lee for 3-4 years or hope that Chapman becomes what we all think he might become?

I know which side I’m on.

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about Yonder, END and Maloney?

Then, maybe (doubt it), Lee stays for a little less to nurture young Mr. Wood.

That sounds rather graphic …

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 8, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure, but there is little or no chance Lee doesn't test the free agent waters

not when the Yankees are rumored to be interested. Dude could get $20M, even in a down market.

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by Slyde on Jul 8, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

But there is a 100% chance that the Reds get two draft picks if he walks

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 8, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take Chapman over 2 draft picks.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

But you are talking about Lee for 12 starts (and hopefully more in playoffs)

Plust the two picks for say Yonder and Chapman.

I make that deal.

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 8, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

Yonder and Chapman are super-close prospects with high ceilings. That’s extremely valuable. Way too valuable for a rental, no matter how good he is.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with NYC

The 2010 Reds: or how Scott Rolen Taught me to stop Worrying and love Cold Play.

by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd give him 3/$57mil or 4/$65

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he'll say thanks

but I’m going to see what I can get in November

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by Slyde on Jul 8, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

but you won't. Lee is absolutely, 100% going to FA

just forget about an extension, cause it ain’t happening.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with ya

but I just don’t see Walt trading Chapman this season, unless that was his diabolical master plan from the start

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

This deal (Yonder, END, Maloney) would be totally cool, I think.

I wouldn’t do it if Wood replaced Maloney

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think a lot rides on his start Sunday.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry, wrote that before I saw 'tHan's comment

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

can the Reds even trade Chapman?

Wouldn’t he be a PTBNL until January?

The 2010 Reds: or how Scott Rolen Taught me to stop Worrying and love Cold Play.

by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

free agent signings are different than draft picks

but even still, he could be a PTBNL he’s been with the Reds for 6 months, right?

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by Slyde on Jul 8, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, you mean my friend Jonny Gomes?

Yeah, we’re cool. He might come over later, I dunno. We’re thinking about seeing Despacable Me on Friday. Y’know, whatever.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 8, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

/KipDrordy'd

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

"friend" Jonny Gomes

don’t try and down play all the fun you guys had when the Reds were in DC

I know you guys totally text each other all the time, and make fun of whatever arm candy Laynce Nix’s got in tow at the moment

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rijo'd, Hershiser'd, Saberhagen'd

I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.

by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Jul 8, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently, Walt and his boys are off to Seattle.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

one of those boys is Cam Bonifay

somehow we’re gonna end up trading Cueto and Votto for Ryan Langerhans and Brandon League

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think Walt and the boys are in Seattle

Fay just said they’re “on the trip.” That phrase usually means that they’re with the Reds on the current road trip. And it is a bit unusual that three of the top organization guys would travel with the team. It can bode that something is amiss.

"Dusty Baker is the best manager in the game....until the game actually starts."
— Doug Gottleib, ESPN radio, June 3, 2010.

by cesarhernandez on Jul 8, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm ... good point.

My bad everyone. Sorry.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

or that someone is about to no longer be on the Reds

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

who?

chairman of the committee

by boobsinho on Jul 8, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paul Janish?!

This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.

by andromache on Jul 8, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, no, silly.

You have to be on the Reds first to soon be no longer on the Reds.

by the finest muffins on Jul 8, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya got me

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Orlando Cabrera!?!?!

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 12:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

that article made my heart skip a beat

i just turned my copmuter on, and that was the second place I went after checking my email. The headline “The Price of Lee: A Ton” made me think we got him.

Fuck you Fay.

The 2010 Reds: or how Scott Rolen Taught me to stop Worrying and love Cold Play.

by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It also looks like a really bad anagram.

This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.

by andromache on Jul 8, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Helot ne'er face pit?

This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.

by andromache on Jul 8, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I place feet on other

chairman of the committee

by boobsinho on Jul 8, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

a fleece into her top

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Jul 8, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd. I think that's our winner.

This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.

by andromache on Jul 8, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I could take you all home.

Way to go, all.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Jul 8, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was pretty great

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2010 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

This should go green rather fast.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Heretic Felon Poet

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 8, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

A Erection Left Hope

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 8, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ok this is making me die laughing...

“once” really did me in.

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Jul 8, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

for the record, you have my two favorite.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Jul 8, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec't... to hope on a leftie.

ok i’m done

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Jul 8, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's better palindromic

“Not a eel foe, crip. Eh, T?”

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Jul 8, 2010 12:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

That's Fay, for you.

This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.

by andromache on Jul 8, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fay'd

And I like “crip” better.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Jul 8, 2010 1:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

After all this, I realized what I was thinking of was magnetic poetry.

The headline looks like magnetic poetry.

This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.

by andromache on Jul 8, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe they're talking about END's weight?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 8, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

As CesarHernandez points out, "the trip" could just me this East Coast swing.

I read WAY too much into this.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it's an East Coast swing, yall

Ain’t gotta trip while we swing and dip

chairman of the committee

by boobsinho on Jul 8, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a Democrat, it hurts me to say this,

but why does it look as if Sherrod Brown has never seen a computer before?

I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.

by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Jul 8, 2010 12:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, for you folks still in and around Cincy. Please by multiple copies if you don't have the originals:

Check out the Enquirer print edition the next three Sundays.
It will have three commemorative-page reprints from the 1990 Wire-To-Wire season running in the Enquirer.

July 11th: The NL West Division title page (Sept. 30, 1990 edition)

July 18th: Capturing the NL pennant page (Oct. 13, 1990 edition)

July 25th: The World Championship sweep (Oct. 21, 1990 edition)

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 12:08 PM EDT reply actions  

*buy

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I will

actually read it the next few weeks rather than just toss it in the recycling bin.

I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.

by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Jul 8, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Fuck the streak"

/goesoutandreachesbasein50straightgames

“How’s that for a streak fuckers?!!?!”

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

A few other quick hitters

1. During batting practice, Rolen and Votto were in an animated conversation. Couldn’t hear what they were saying, but Rolen was clearly explaining some aspect of fielding to him. Got a good mentor/student vibe from it.

2. Coco Cordero was being interviewed by some floozy from the Dominican. Let’s just say she wasn’t dressed in a “professional” manner (unless her profession included 2-for-1 dances), and she had some friend with her whose only role seemed to be to push her hoo-hahs onto Coco. He was loving it, and had one of the clubhouse guys get their numbers (I’m sure so they could start a book club). BP was standing right behind them, with a huge smile on his face and trying not to die laughing.

3. Jay Bruce looks like he’s not a day over 12.

4. As for the aforementioned air-conditioning, none of the Reds knew it existed, and it hadn’t been turned on the night before (despite the fact it has been about 1000 degrees up here for a week). But one of the security guys let it slip (“Hey, why isn’t the A/C on?”), and it looked like the Mets clubhouse guy was pissed that the secret was out. But he quickly turned it on.

It's summertime - go Reds!

by NYCCats on Jul 8, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

great stories

the A/C thing is really nice. I know at home they just have a big fan in teh dugout. It must have been awful in that 10 degree heat in NYM, maybe it helped win us the game !

by Red_Poodle on Jul 8, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love him as much as any woman can love a man in a totally gay way.

This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.

by andromache on Jul 8, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Nice beard

And that’s some good facial hair too

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by Slyde on Jul 8, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey-O!

chairman of the committee

by boobsinho on Jul 8, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll explain it when you're older.

This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.

by andromache on Jul 8, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should we be worried?

Last night you said you are lonely, today you claim you aren’t going to get much older.

The 2010 Reds: or how Scott Rolen Taught me to stop Worrying and love Cold Play.

by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

NO!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

man Votto is awesome

that woudl be a good new T-shirt

by Red_Poodle on Jul 8, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ftl

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Jul 8, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he also thinks we lose to the Phillies, meaning they make the playoffs.

riiiiiight

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think this would be the ideal time to trade for lee

have him pitch that sunday game. Lee and Votto both have vindettas against the Phillies, and the Reds win 19-0.

chairman of the committee

by boobsinho on Jul 8, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was thinking about this.

Assuming END and Yonder are in the deal, I’m guessing the third player would be a pitcher.

Wood goes Saturday and Maloney goes Sunday. So Walt makes a push for the third guy to be Maloney and for the deal to get done soon, so Lee makes Sunday’s start.

That would be sweeeeet. Won’t happen though. Even if they agree to something before the break, my guess is it doesn’t get finalized and announced until after the break.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

what kinda rest is Lee on?

would he be able to make a Sunday start?

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's due to pitch tomorrow, so they'd have to get on their horse and make the deal soon

still, not gonna happen. If for no other reason than Seattle probably doesn’t want Lee going to the ASG as a Mariner after having been traded.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

He should blow the ASG for the good of his new team.

The 2010 Reds: or how Scott Rolen Taught me to stop Worrying and love Cold Play.

by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

He wouldn't. He'd go as a Red and Girardi would have to pick another Mariner.

Remember Jeff Shaw and the ASG/Dodgers fiasco?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, Girardi would have to pick another pitcher. The Mariners are covered

with Ichiro.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he couldn't go as a Red

since the NL roster is full, no?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 8, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if there's an "injury"

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the Reds only got a player that year due to an injury replacement

it looked like there wouldn’t be a Red on the team right after the trade.

The 2010 Reds: or how Scott Rolen Taught me to stop Worrying and love Cold Play.

by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That but also the Reds front office raised hell

despite it was they themselves that caused the problem.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's drunk. Or retarded. Probably both.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lee, Volquez, Cueto, Leake, Wood

That would be good enough for the Wild Card for three years, right? Assuming there’s no serious injury.

Hmmmmm …

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

you would

The 2010 Reds: or how Scott Rolen Taught me to stop Worrying and love Cold Play.

by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kind of sounds like one of those "Marry, Screw, or Murder" games.

This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.

by andromache on Jul 8, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

now go post that at VEB and Bleed Cubbie Blue!

The 2010 Reds: or how Scott Rolen Taught me to stop Worrying and love Cold Play.

by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

errr, post that at Bleed Cubbie Blue!

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Jul 8, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cynthia joined me on monday night

and she took some pictures and wrote it up for her website.

http://www.jaunted.com/story/2010/7/8/93641/20874/travel/Inside+Citi+Field%2C+the+Home+of+the+New+York+Mets

bonus scavenger hunt: find me in the slideshow! (hint: it’s not too hard.)

by thevole on Jul 8, 2010 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Wally Backman was there last night, sitting right in front of where we were standing.

It was kinda scary how excited Mets fans were about it.

Walleee friggin Backman, yo!

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me guess ... you're the one in the Reds stuff by the Steak Shack.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shake Shack...SHAKE Shack

You don’t mess up the name of that place.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatevs

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

you ever had Shake Shack?

cause you’re wrong

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

had the one down in the park in the FlatIron District

and I have pictures to prove it

What the Hell’s the name of that park? It was on Madison Ave, so Madison Park I’m guessing.

It was a good burger, don’t get me wrong, but Corner Bistro is measurably better, and I really liked Burger Joint @ Le Parker Meridien also. If you really wanted to split hairs, I’d say Shake Shack = Burger Joint, but never of them really compared to Corner Bistro.

And I even went into my taste test with bias towards Shack Shake, b/c I heard it was THE place to go for a burger in NYC.

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

fair enough, but here's my question. How much does the Corner Bistro burger cost?

Cause I’m pretty sure it’s really pricey, and if a burger costs more than 15 bucks or so, it’s ruled out of the conversation out of principle.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was less than $10

2 beers on tap, and a cheeseburger was either 11.50 or 13.50

Their menu says $6.

Again, don’t get me wrong the Shake Shack burger was good. I got a Single Shack (cuz it had their Shack sauce on it, which tasted like marmalade and miracle whip, and I enjoyed the sauce), and a Single Cheeseburger. Shack Shake’s burgers are ridiculously juicy, which surprised me based on the doneness of the burgers.

I wish I had tried the hot dog, or actually gotten a shake from Shake Shack, b/c I heard they’re also high up in best hot dog in NYC, and how can you have a bad shake at a place called Shack Shake?

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, and before I forget

if you go to Corner Bistro or Burger Joint, they are straight cash, homey

no cards

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer Shake Shack for one simple reason

They have a line-cam at Madison Square Park. So we like to send our interns down there wearing a storm-trooper mask (Star Wars version, not Nazi), and then monitor their progress as they wend their way through the interminable line. It always slays me to see some dude standing patiently in line with a suit on and a big white headpiece.

It's summertime - go Reds!

by NYCCats on Jul 8, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually used that web cam to figure out when to go

I walked from basically the Empire State Building down to Madison Square Park after watching USA take down Ghana in the WC, and I kept checking in on the line on my phone via Shake Shack’s web came. Great concept.

What cracked me up was all the business guys wearing plain white tshirts or wife-beaters since they had taken off their shirts while they waited in line (presumably so they wouldn’t sweat thru the dress shirt).

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

"USA take down Ghana"

Why walk when you could have taken your unicorn down Fantasy Ave.?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 8, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, last game of group play, my bad

they played Ghana in the knockout round, so this must have been Algeria. I can’t tell those African nations apart.

It’s all in my foursquare check in history, bub!

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 9, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had the same response.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would the really sit Leake just to put Lee in??

Unless I read that wrong.

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by Ian_InsideTheShoe on Jul 8, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

They are probably going to start skipping him every now and then in the rotation

Working around off days and such. He probably won’t go more than 175-180 innings.

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 8, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see

Thanks

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by Ian_InsideTheShoe on Jul 8, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

UFO closes Chinese airport!

The 2010 Reds: or how Scott Rolen Taught me to stop Worrying and love Cold Play.

by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2010 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember Karen Sypher?

It seems this ain’t her first rodeo.

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2010 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

That's the first time I've seen the story with details

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Jones'd

He is doing a sports show on Insight channel 2 now.

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saw that as well

Ricky Three Stacks needs to raise his standards!

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 8, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 pm on MLB.com and MLBTV

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I got MLB TV

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 8, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is nice

The 2010 Reds: or how Scott Rolen Taught me to stop Worrying and love Cold Play.

by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course. I'll be in class.

Will one of you asshats wonderful, wonderful friends of mine please text me? Thx!

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."

by Ash on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Breaking news:

Daniel Ray Herrera won the little known write in vote!

The 2010 Reds: or how Scott Rolen Taught me to stop Worrying and love Cold Play.

by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

in the air tonight?

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."

by Ash on Jul 8, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard he's been waiting for this moment for all his life.

Hold on.

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."

by Ash on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

i'll be at work

so my voting for Joey has come to an end.

I hope we at RR, in Redsnation, and right thinking fans across the country correct this injustice.

The 2010 Reds: or how Scott Rolen Taught me to stop Worrying and love Cold Play.

by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Given the announcements that have been made, I have a feeling he's way ahead.

Having said that, I’m still spending the next 90 minutes voting

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen a TON of "Vote Votto" propaganda this week, it's awesome

God as my witness, I saw “Vote Votto” on a highway construction sign this morning.

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

pix?

chairman of the committee

by boobsinho on Jul 8, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

no pix, sadly

I was on the phone when I passed it. It was around the Lockland split on 75 South, right side of the road.

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey farney

West Side FTL. This guy should go to jail 4eva.

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2010 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy fuck!

I always hated playing the DAA teams because their coaches were jerks. If I remember correctly (the game was in Delhi so it was probably against DAA) a coach got tossed once for arguing balls and strikes and called the ump and our coach “a pair of faggots.”

Fuck this guy right here. I have no clue if I ever played against him. If so, I hope we won and all those guys I played against are OK.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

The kids involved look to be about my age so they're a little older than you

But yeah, fuck that dude hard.

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

The story said he did it from 88-mid 93. I was 9 in 93.

If he coached a few more seasons (and those kids haven’t come forward) it’s very possible that I could have played against him.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, good point

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep we're all child molesters!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

not so much, no

but really, what else is there to do on the West Side? (ducks)

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

they do ducks on the West Side?

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."

by Ash on Jul 8, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but we do steal them from Delhi park, drive to the old Boudinot La Rosa's

chuck the ducks into the kitchen. Duck shit and feathers EVERYWHERE!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that meant to be a line below

what IS there to do on the West Side? aside from bowl? although, didn’t they close Western Bowl?

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope, still open

someone bought it to save it.

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2010 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

well that's good

I used to watch my buddy Greg bowl there all the time on Thursdays. He was related to the Hoinkes, so we drank there practically for free.

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 9, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lots. Some of the best parks in the city, you're less than 10 minutes from downtown

and of course Friday night football! YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAW!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 9, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

that is true

the West Side does give a bigger shit about HS football than the East Side

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 9, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can watch the planes fly over my Grandmother's house

that is i think about it.

The 2010 Reds: or how Scott Rolen Taught me to stop Worrying and love Cold Play.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

oddly enough, I rather enjoy that

something about planes that relaxes and calms me

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 9, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love it, but the planes have gotten boring at CVG

all regional jets.

Much more interesting at my place in the flight path of O’Hare.

The 2010 Reds: or how Scott Rolen Taught me to stop Worrying and love Cold Play.

by justin007000 on Jul 10, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You seem excited about this statement...

weirdo

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."

by Ash on Jul 8, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

with all those Catholic all-dude schools over there, safety in numbers, law of averages and all that jazz

one of my Dad’s buddies told me about shit that went on while he was @ Elder, and wow am I glad I never went to a school like that

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 8, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which stories? I'ver heard them all and know which are true.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never heard the janitor one (I'll ask around, years?) but the elephant walk stuff is often grossly

overblown.

As for the stuff that did go down — the 1977(?) Elder/La Salle game did feature a huge brawl. While from 1972 to roughly 1984 the stealing of local restraunt mascots did feature the famous Glenway Big Boy ending up in a lake and the three straight years of the Ron’s Roost chicken being stolen — that’s why it’s on the roof now.

Also, the now infamous 1991 Christmas scavenger hunt and the 2000(?) Oak Hills egg incident that made international news. I was at Elder for the egg one but I can’t remember what grade I was in — I didn’t follow basketball back then.

Also, if any of your stories are being told to you by a member of the class of 1979 it’s best to check with others … a lot of the stuff they did has been overblown.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that janitor story is a little overblown. If you’re a West Sider — drugs and alcohol are readily available anywhere. Now, had it been a priest rather than a janitor, it would be MUCH, MUCH more believable.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 9, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

my Dad's buddy is at least 50, and possibly even 55

so that puts him in the late 60s, early to mid 70s.

He also talked about a lot of drag racing and shit like that down Glenway, but I don’t find that all that controversial. He also said a priest tried to molest him as an alter boy, but that wasn’t Elder related and I’m not sure where it would have happened (and I also can say that I don’t 100% believe him, but that might just be not wanting to really think about him being molested as a middle-schooler)

He had some other hazing stories, but they were no different than anything I’d heard at other schools.

by Highlifeman21 on Jul 9, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

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