For the first time all year, a team outside the NL East wins a series at Citi Field. Reds win, 3-1.

Fucking Seattle is winning. Although I like DC United’s chances of beating the Sounders more than I do against the Galaxy.

Hopefully they just did it recently. Sez that Reds will have to surrender Francisco or Yonder in a package for Lee. Hell, give em both!

“Well, Jack Z, I’m going to ask for your best players and offer you as little as possible, but for some reason, you’ll be enchanted by my baby blue eyes and bend to my will.”

“But this conversation is on the phone.”

“Trust me, you can’t resist.”

“I’m already feeling unnatural urges. Would you like both of our best pitchers for a couple of minor leaguers?”

“If it’s on the menu…”

The Lemon Juice in the NL’s Paper Cuts?

and with his 86 mph fastball and weak as breaking ball, he should be.

I’m only 2 games over .500 :(

Cards fans are entitled and drunk and obnoxious.

Both are awful.

I wonder if I got banned without ever going over there?

Good to know there’s lurkers. I hope they saw my post to Highlifeman earlier. If they found you tasteless they probably think I’m satan.

they seem to have a lot of infighting.

they are in pain, it would be like kicking a wounded animal

i didnt even say anything bad

they are pretty pissed at you.

But reading the thread with boobs in it, makes me wonder if I dislike Cards fans more.

I hope you get crabs

so you’ll finally not be alone on Saturday night…

wow

1) you admit to being a troll
2) you actually troll
3) you have a classless moniker/picture combo

Indeed.

Gotta lack class to be at Red Reporter.

you, sir, are a lowlife.

Really, dudes? Let me kick that high horse off from under you.

And then hope we all get crabs

But twice as bad since it happened to them twice in a row.

But he kept being like uh hehe uh

he said today he doesn’t enjoy them. Maybe he is just used to interviewers being Jim Day and it has traumatized him lol

I’ve always found him to be one of the best interviewees. He uses adverbs and everything. I love adverbs, truly and unequivocably! And he seems to resort to cliches less often than most professional athletes.

Though Cordero has 24 saves, the man can’t touch the mound without giving up at least a walk and a hit in some combination. Drives me batshit.

they don’t know that many Reds fans, lke me, are from KY. That should give them hours of material. I’ve heard the hick, inbred thing too many times for me to count at this point

we are one game over our Pythagorean record.

Runs are runs whether we score them in the first or ninth.

Luck is when you get Ryan Franklin after he’s stunk up everywhere he’s played, and he turns into your closer. Or when you acquire other former Reds who sucked in Cincinnati but somehow remember how to play baseball when they become Cardinals (and especially when they play the Reds. Jason LaRue, Felipe Lopez, etc.).

Luck is when a pitcher completely forgets how to play baseball, goes to the minors, and comes back to be a factor in your offense (Ankiel, 2008). Wha? Luck is when you take a player nobody has ever heard of and he becomes a cornerstone of your offense (Ludwick circa 2008). Luck is when you let a guy skip AAA and he turns out to be the best player in the game.

The Cards have been riding a hot streak for years. What a bunch of hypocrites.

The Reds have 27. The Cardinals have 18.