Red Reposter - Not such a bad little status quo to maintain
As reported up and down the press corps, no big swap involving the Reds is likely to happen before the deadline
Jocketty has been intent on making a deal only if it "significantly upgrades the roster," and nothing seems to be in the works. The name brand aces have been dealt (Lee, Haren, SPOILER ALERT: Oswalt), while the reliever market is tight - and no one sincerely believed Walt would chase down a shortstop mid-season. Jocketty acknowledges that the Springer and Isringhausen signings were all but consolation moves - and certainly appear that way at this late date. While Walt may be playing it close to the vest (and has stayed mum on specifics due in part to non-tampering rules), any major 11th hour deal would be a surprise. Saturday at 4pm marks the somber commemoration of the non-waiver trade deadline.
Hall o' Famer Hall poses several thought-provoking question to his readers
Among them:
Why is that the Milwaukee Brewers, situated in a smaller drawing area than the Cincinnati Reds, are averaging 35,000 fans at home with a lousy team and the Reds are averaging only 22,000 at home with a wonderfully entertaining a good team with plenty of imaginative promotions? And why would a full house of 38,000 show up at Miller Park Wednesday afternoon?
I dunno, the Brewers have been pretty good in recent years and maybe there's more about Milwaukee's unique demographics to be explored? They make beer there too and can harness the considerable might of Schlemiel, Schlimazel, Hasenpfeffer Incorporated.
And:
You know what makes this play ridiculous? How many times have you EVER seen a pitcher try to pick a runner off third base? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a pitcher throw to third base on a pick-off attempt. So why would any runner on first base EVER fall for a fake throw to third base?
Totally agree. It's dumb. But the appearance of "tactics" make baseball seem cooler.
According to MLBTR, Astros and Phillies have reached an agreement on Oswalt, pending his approval
Will the Astros send anyone else to Philly, or is Oswalt meant to be some sort of lone player - or given that he is a pitcher and I'm want to employ firearm imagery - "gun man."
Daniel Ray Herrera Arrested On Alcohol Charges
Things continue to head South for DRH, while the Hamilton-Volquez-Herrera trade aftermath saga takes another turn of the karmic wheel - which seems to arbitraily deal out blessings, curses and chemically-altered states.
Red Hot Mamma has a better take on this one than I could muster: "Reds’ Daniel Ray Herrera Arrested Drunkenly Wandering Up Highway"
Fan fave and general roustabout Jonny Gomes answers emails with Jamie Ramsey
I guess it's okay to like the early 90s Oakland A's if you're Jonny Gomes, but know that we crushed them underfoot like so much Bay Area fog.
Harang has moved from the treadmill to a throwing progam
A throwing program is underway in Cincinnati, but "a target return date remains very much up in the air." Hard to coax major news flashes out of the Reds on any front right now.
Bus Leagues Baseball catches up with former Reds prospect and Scott Rolen-baiter Zach Stewart
Stewart was honored to be in a deal with Rolen and finding himself in an organization with "name" prospects from trade seasons past, like Brett Wallace and Kyle Drabek.
OMGreds heralds next year's Friday Opening Day
Frequent readers of this blog will recall that I love TGI Friday's - and the Platonic ideal of "Friday" it represents - more than anything, with the possible exception of Jay Leno.
The Hardball Times calls our attention to a "very important article on fielding"
Kind of a contradiction in terms hahahahahahaha. I thought it worthwhile to link circuitously to THT's commentary on the BP article, as it lies mostly behind a paywall. THT sez: "Baseball Prospectus has published an article by Colin Wyers today that may be one of the most important pieces written about fielding."
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They must have sold tickets to 20,000 invisible people
Because that stadium was far from full yesterday.
"We don't worry about the pennant much, we just like to see the boys hit it deep."
by beasleymachine on Jul 29, 2010 12:05 PM EDT reply actions
Hard to judge the new BPro metric from the excerpt
So they come with margins of error now? Yawn. I think most people understand that there’s a significant degree of imprecision with fielding metrics.
OSWALT TO PHILLEY!
I am thrilled for your success, hell I'm amazed by it. Nobody who knows you saw this coming.
It's a deal the Reds could have beaten,
but either decided against or the Astros didn’t want to deal within the division.
Worley is a talented pitcher close to the big leagues, but is hittable and doesn’t have a high strike out rate. Hose is a wonderful athlete with a great arm and tremendous spped, but doesn’t yet know how to use his tools and can’t shed ever-persistent questions about his ability to hit. Villar shows a lot of promise, particularly with the glove, but is a long way from the majors.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jul 29, 2010 3:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Gose, not Hose.
Darned tiny keyboard.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jul 29, 2010 3:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
J.A. Happ instead of Vance Worley.
That makes it a much better deal for Houston. Happ can be a solid MLB starter. Much moe even, now.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jul 29, 2010 3:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
if we did deal with the Asstrohs...
And one of our prospects made it big and shoved it down our throats everytime we faced him in the future, I’d be really pissed. I don’t like dealing within the division.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Jul 29, 2010 4:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
if we did deal with the Asstrohs...
And one of our prospects made it big and shoved it down our throats everytime we faced him in the future, I’d be really pissed. I don’t like dealing within the division.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Jul 29, 2010 4:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Houston flipped Gose to Toronto
for Brett Wallace. I’m really starting to like what Houston has done in this deal.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jul 29, 2010 4:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yowza
That became a pretty nice haul. First thing that I though, however, is if teams were beginning to sour on Wallace?
I need some background info on Wallace, anyone?
"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000
Baseball America's No. 27 prospect entering 2010.
Plays 1B & 3B, but realistically is limited to 1B. No. 13 pick in first round of 2008 draft by Cardinals, who included him in a trade to Oakland for Matt Holliday. Oakland dealt him to Toronto for Michael Taylor.
Has gone 18-61-.301/.359./.509 this season at AAA hotter’s haven Las Vegas. Has a career .304/.375/.509 line. Had plenty of power. Will be 24 in August.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jul 29, 2010 9:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
how many top prospects can say
they have been traded straight-up for another prospect? weird.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Hal,
Why is that the Milwaukee Brewers, situated in a smaller drawing area than the Cincinnati Reds, are averaging 35,000 fans at home with a lousy team and the Reds are averaging only 22,000 at home with a wonderfully entertaining a good team with plenty of imaginative promotions? And why would a full house of 38,000 show up at Miller Park Wednesday afternoon?
Simple answer. Wisconsin is full of fatties and drunks and there’s not a whole lot to do there during the cold months (which is pretty much anytime that isn’t June-August). They sell tickets in bulk because you just don’t know how many seats you’re going to fill up. 35,000 Milwaukeens (is that a word?) is roughly 20,000 normal sized people.




Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 12:20 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
woah
tell us how you really feel.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh.
It was easy. And low-hanging fruit.
I honestly have nothing against Wisconsin. Except, maybe, Bucky.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
i want that keg-hose thing at my wedding.
looks fun
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
As do I. That one wasn't so much mocking as it was holding them up as gods.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
The best part is you can use it at the anullment party before it has to be returned! :)
"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000
i don't want your life

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
by GrooveLeg on Jul 30, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If there's ever a new Munster's movie...
All he needs is some green make-up to be Herman.
by RedsMasochist on Jul 30, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
And a lot more hair. :P
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 30, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
zach stew seems to have lost some luster
That’s why I’m eager to trade END and Alonso, prospects are great to have but they don’t always pan out. Gimme that VR/3!
Rolen and Votto aren’t moving positions which leaves the two prospects as not much more useful than trade chips.
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Jul 29, 2010 12:29 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Agreed, except one point
We need to keep a good 3B around (not necessarily END) as insurance for Rolen. I’ll be shocked if he plays more than 120 games either of the next two seasons, and I don’t want Cairo or his equivalent for the other 40+. (Yeah, I know he’s been good, but we’ve been lucky with him, that won’t always happen)
Also, I hope Walt isn’t “eager” to trade them, because I want fair value for them. Hmmmm, the Marlins are probably going to trade Cantu. Maybe Yonder, END, and Cozart for Hanley?
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I hopefully think this is what Frazier will morph into
a nouveau Mark DeRosa, who can spell Rolen, BP, Votto, and Gomes even. Like, Miguel Cairo at age 25 only with the skills of Miguel Cairo at age 35.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 29, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
do the Brewers always draw that kind of crowd?
Maybe it’s just excitement over the new ballpark.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
the ballpark is older than Cincinnati's
I am thrilled for your success, hell I'm amazed by it. Nobody who knows you saw this coming.
by justin007000 on Jul 29, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
It does seem a lot more interesting than Cincinnati's, though.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
There's a slide! (Though I guess we have one too, only with a hipper spelling)
And vomit in just about every row!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
i hate it
it is a terrible ballpark, and it really is in the middle of no where.
There is no air circulation because of the dome (I was there with the roof open). It was hot and muggy.
It sucks.
I am thrilled for your success, hell I'm amazed by it. Nobody who knows you saw this coming.
by justin007000 on Jul 29, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
the dome makes me feel calustrophobic
just watching, but maybe it;s not that bad. I’ve never been to a domed baseball stadium actually
I've been up there a few times and love it.
by Brian B on Jul 29, 2010 2:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
oops
Brain fart. I was thinking of the Twins’ new ballpark. Got my northern teams whose names being with M mixed up.
Curious that they get such good attendance, then. Perhaps it’s that they’ve done much better than the Reds recently, even though they were always the bridesmaid, never the bride?
The Reds have been mostly 5th in the last five years, while the Brewers have been mostly 2nd or 3rd.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Reds are SRO saturday and Sunday
and maybe friday too.
I am thrilled for your success, hell I'm amazed by it. Nobody who knows you saw this coming.
by justin007000 on Jul 30, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
those are really good numbers
I’m surprised the Reds don’t have bigger crowds. What is the parking like at Miller Park? Is it cheaper than downtown prices?
Reds are SRO on Saturday and Sunday
I am thrilled for your success, hell I'm amazed by it. Nobody who knows you saw this coming.
by justin007000 on Jul 29, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
They made the playoffs a lot more recently than Cincy
That goes a long way
Its a combination of factors
Maybe due to the recent downturn of the economy the total profit income of Cincinnati is not able to support the team. The Reds have not been competitive for a while, which probably deterred many of the fans in the Metro population. Also the race riots still might have lingering effect on people’s perception of downtown. But I suspect the next two home series (Braves and Cardinals) to draw a big crowd.
by LyotardFactory on Jul 29, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, 15 straight years without a playoff appearance.
Add in that Dayton has always been an important draw for the Reds, and you have a problem. A town of 185,000 folks, and 35,000 of them have lost their jobs in the last two years. It’s like Flint, Michigan up there now.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 29, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, now. I may mock Dayton with the rest of them
but no place, NO PLACE, should be compared to Flint, MI. That’s just mean.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
The comparison is apt.
Their major industrial worker jobs evaporated when GE, NCR, and IAMS all pulled out. House are now available for payments of $26/month. TO OWN. Foreclosures are frequent, and you can see people’s belongings stacked on the curb, even in the best neighborhoods (Oakwood). The malls and movie theatres are all but closed because security eats up any profits.
An old lady got beaten up by two thugs while she sitting on her porch in my old neighborhood. All they got was a cigarette lighter.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 29, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not saying it wasn't apt. Just mean.
Fuck Flint.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you may have posted the wrong picture
if “Fuck Flint” is what you were going for.
by the finest muffins on Jul 29, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
In other news
Pitino’s nickname henceforth will be changed from Ricky 3 Stacks to Ricky Sticky Leg
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
Seriously, he couldn't have aimed it?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
15 seconds doesn't give you a lot of time to decide I guess....
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
Reggie Miller would have known what to do! He also would have knocked up like
10 chicks during that time.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I can't believe I'm thinking about the mechanics here
but it seems like if there’s any erect-ness involved, nothing would really end up pointing down. So I don’t get it.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
maybe it ran from where he shot it....
….and now I will burn my eyes
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
Wait wait WAIT!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
I'm going to go with this.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
The funniest part in my estimation was
after he finished and she began to cry. He responded angrily and said," Ron Jeremy aint walkin through that door sweetie…Peter North aint walking through that door…TT Boy aint coming through here either…those days are in the past…." It was at that time that she decided to extort him.
A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 29, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
/begins slow clap
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Casual Hoya having a caption contest
http://www.casualhoya.com/2010/7/29/1594585/casual-caption-contest-what-did
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
There's some pretty good stuff there.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Only 1 rec gets you green'd there
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
That thread made my day
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
backflips excluded, of course
"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000
Why, oh why, did I click on that link when I was trying to eat my lunch??
It's summertime - go Reds!
Did you put mayo on your sandwich?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Or did you miss and have it run down your leg?
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
that reminds me...
take caution when doing a GIS for ‘Bros Icing Bros’.
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
by GrooveLeg on Jul 29, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Now I'm going to be sick.....
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
But rec'd for the warning
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
HAH!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Personally
I think he made the whole thing up so that he could tell people that he’s had sex in his life. Pitino just doesn’t get any and wanted to be one of the ‘cool kids’.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Look who's getting cocky...loverman.
A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 29, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Well played, Pops.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I for one am not all that worried if we don't make a trade, as we seem to have a surplus
of pitching and hitting. My only concern is who they bring up and when. You have to assume Dickerson will come up and replace Nix, but what about Francisco and Alonso? On the pitching front, Burton, Chapman and Springer are all making solid cases to be on the parent club roster, with Isringhausen being a possible fourth on the list. Who gets called up and who gets sent down? Ondrusek has to stay, but I would thing that regardless of how well he’s doing, Jordan Smith would get sent to Louisville along with Carlos Fisher, which leaves two spots for…Chapman and Springer? Springer and Burton?
Thoughts, folks?
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Jul 29, 2010 12:58 PM EDT reply actions
no chance Jordan Smith goes down
the organization must have had alot of faith in him to pull him from AA to MLB and he has certainly warranted that faith. He has the lowest walk rate of the relievers and his perfect for the middle relief role. I see the bullpen problems earlier this year as an abberration
If you look at the Reds talent in the pen- Cordero, Masset, Ondrusek, Smith, Rhodes- I just see them adding one arm in August- Springer for Fischer.
And then Chapman, Burton in September.
The big question is Dickerson. Looks like he has recovered his power and could push either Stubbs in Center or Gomes in LF.
I think it's important not to leave Izzy out.
He could be our best reliever from Aug 15th forward.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 29, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a weird feeling he is going to be a flop and off the radar shortly
…and that Springer will be the guy who helps down the stretch along with our internal options (e.g., Burton). Hope I am wrong. Just that poor Izzy has had so many arm issues.
A team full of #3 starters and yong children in the bullpen
could use a serious upgrade to the pitching, if the reds want to compete in the post-season.
Likewise, a bat for LF would be nice
Agreed.
Since the post season has been so spread out of late – one or two ace-types can really carry a team. It would be really nice to get in on some of that.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
I had o actually work,
but I phrased tht as I did for a reason. This team being good surprised them a little, I think. They didn’t expect to contend until next year. So, I’m not Walt wants to deal anyone now when he thinks he will be decent for the next couple of years. Face it, this team has two ace pitchers (maybe three), but they are young and not ready for the role, yet.
If they can keep the defense intact and add a bat or two, then Chapman, Cueto and Volquez will make my statement look silly come 2012.
There are alot of “if’s” in those scenarios and I, for one, hate waiting, given that who knows whose shoulder is destined to rip in the next 18 months, but that maybe what he’s thinking
Mets batting Bottom of the 4th inning at Citi Field...Mets 3 StL 0
Hawksworth vs. R.A. Dickey. Ike Davis with a 3 run homer. So far so good.
Bottom 5...still 3-0 Mets...
Dickey pitching a whale of a game so far. The guy has had one heckuva year for a guy off the scrap heap. Good story…even better if he waits until his next start to turn back into a pumpkin.
Mets tack one on...4-0 after 5.
Could end the day back in first…and we better considering StL goes on to host PIT while we host ATL.
End of 6...still 4-0...
Big inning for Dickey with Jay/Pujols/Holliday coming up. If he makes it through this inning unscathed, we should be in good shape.
And Dickey comes through with a 1/2/3 inning...still 4-0 heading to bottom 7.
Johan Santana gets his butt kicked…R.A. Dickey dominates….yep, baseball makes perfect sense. :)
15 of 17 balls in play have been groundouts....2 outs in the air through 7....
That is Brandon Webb-ish.
Washington up, 4-2 on the Braves. Would love to see them burn their bullp[en some!
Reds fan for 40 years!
A super hot "(" had a one-night stand with a ruggedly handsome "^"....and nine months later....
A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 29, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
So, no Lowe or Hudson for this upcoming series with ATL, right?
That would be nice. I think Medlen goes in Game 1….Jurrjens in Game 2….not sure about Game 3.
I think Hudson pitched yesterday (Wednesday)
5 days means he would make his next start Monday. We play ATL Fri/Sat/Sun….I think we miss him.
I think it'll be Tommy hanson
he pitched Tues against the Strasburg-less Nationals
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
That sounds right ChiDa...
Hopefully we can lay another whoopin’ on him like we did in “the Game”…. but with a much different final result.
Pickoff moves aren't always about the pickoff
They serve a couple purposes. The main purpose is to keep the runners guessing so they don’t get as big of a jump. Pitchers that don’t mix up their deliveries become predictable and easier to run on. The other thing that move can do is give you a clue as to whether the runner at first is planning on stealing second. Even though they can get back to the bag in plenty of time, their first instinct might be to break toward second which tips everybody off.
Thus endeth the lecture.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Pickoff moves aren't always about the pickoff
They serve a couple purposes. The main purpose is to keep the runners guessing so they don’t get as big of a jump. Pitchers that don’t mix up their deliveries become predictable and easier to run on. The other thing that move can do is give you a clue as to whether the runner at first is planning on stealing second. Even though they can get back to the bag in plenty of time, their first instinct might be to break toward second which tips everybody off.
Thus endeth the lecture.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Seems as if you feel strongly about this.
A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 29, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't hit Post twice
Or your impatience will lead to the double post.
Thus endeth the lecture… to myself.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Rick Pitino disagrees.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
A guy with a very strange name.
A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 29, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Winnar!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
TINSTAAPP
i think that’s the sound of Strasburg’s shoulder snapping.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Or even Buster Posey...
I think that is the list…in no particular order…
Leake
Heyward
Posey
Garcia
Can’t think of anyone else in the mix in the NL. Am I missing anyone?
Edinson Volquez
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
by nycredsfan on Jul 29, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
There have just been SO many "can't miss" guys
We are all living the Strasburg phenomenon…but Mark Prior was similar. There were those who said he was 100% can’t miss – and he was very good in the beginning. Ben McDonald. Kris Benson. Rick Ankiel…the list goes on forever.
Kris Benson was derailed by this train wreck

Bitch be crazy!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if she ever slept with the whole Mets team...
like she said she would if Kris cheated on her.
If I was on that team I'd wrap it like 5 times.
Who knows where Piazza and Karim Garcia have been. Hell, where has Anna Benson been?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Pitino?
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 29, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I would totally wreck that train.
Anyone who wouldn’t is a liar.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 29, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
In that pic? Yes. Now? No.
"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000
they should've traded him for Oswalt when they had the chance!
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
Did you strike him out looking?
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Jul 29, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions 16 recs
No I explained sabermetrics to him
and he told me he would head home immediately and begin researching to become a better baseball player through statistical analysis.
by kennythered on Jul 29, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm as much of a Stubbs apologist as anyone, but this is really really funny
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Jul 29, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't care how much you like Stubbs, this is gold.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
This is going to be in the running for most rec'd comment of the year, methinks
"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000
It still doesn't have as many as Pete's from yesterday.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
its more than a touchdown behind my jch/Castellini interview
amateurs
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't make me go to fb recruiting people to create accounts and rec it :P
"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000
Whatever.
My burning oreos is still the Roger Maris of Red Reporter. Rec king prior to the explosion of offense.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Jul 29, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec king until the trade of T-Virus, IIRC
"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000
That was after the offensive explosion.
ie- SN expanding. BAM!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Was he in one of those motorized carts?
Cause he sure as hell seems unwilling to walk. Hey-o.
A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 29, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
He no doubt took the escalator everywhere.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Why don't we move Leake to the pen to save his arm?
He can pitch 3 or 4 innings of relief every 5th of 6th day when our starter doesn’t go long.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
So, on the Volquez days?
A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 29, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We could give them each half a game.
A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 29, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactamundo!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 29, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I suggested this and was shot down
"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000
Not by the important people. :P
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 29, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I suggested they just go to a six man rotation
That should save pretty much everyone. Anyone know if they would consider this?
by Brian B on Jul 29, 2010 2:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
plus, it also means you are working with a short bullpen all the time
probably not a good idea
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
Cash out a bat for an arm
Janish isn’t doing anything last I checked.
by Brian B on Jul 29, 2010 10:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Nancy Lopez/d

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 29, 2010 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
HAH!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Mets up 4-0...bottom 8...bases juiced...1 out...
Manuel letting Dickey hit. Bullpen must be a mess after last night. I know K-Rod pitched multiple innings. Still, Dickey well over 100 pitches and starting to get hit much harder over last couple of innings (lots of “loud outs”). I hope this doesn’t backfire.
thnx for updates! :)
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 29, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure..glad someone is enjoying them.
I thought no one was listening….but it is like therapy for me anyway. I think I have ADD or something. :)
As expected, no runs score...bases left juiced.
We head to the 9th…4-0 Mets. I hope the Dickster has one more inning in him.
Go, Dick!
It’s my favorite male sex organ!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 29, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Testicles hang around pouting.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Rasmus hits for Greene....singles...
Lopez grounds out (sharply) to first. Jay walks.
1st and 2nd….1 down….Pujols and Holliday up.
Uh oh.
Dickey better not blow this
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Jul 29, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions
I got a leg up on one
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Jul 29, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
K-Rod went 2 last night (23 pitches) and 1 the night before (14 pitches)...
get ready for a wild ride….
x

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 29, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
We went to NY and took 2 of 3....they went to NY and lost 2 of 3
ipso fatso…we are the better team. ;-)
and their 1 win took them 13 innings
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
pretty strong win for the Mets
they were bound to start playing a bit better after they cratered coming out of the break
This is totally correct.
Just don’t compare records against the Phillies. I think it might make you sad.
by the finest muffins on Jul 29, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Oswalt deal official
Astros sending Phils $11 mil, and the 2012 option doesn’t have to get picked up.
In exchange the ’Stros get J.A. Happ, Anthony Gose, and Jonothan Villar
Happ is who he is (pretty darn good when healthy), Gose is a speedy OFer, and the Phils 6th best prospect pre-season, and Villar is a young pitcher.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
FTFY
and Villar is a young pitcher shortstop.
by RedsMasochist on Jul 29, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I think they're selling high on Happ
He may still be an averagish starter, but last year was a perfect blend of low babip and lots of men left on base. Plus, a lefty flyball pitcher in Houston could have some serious problems.
For you SEC fans ...
what do you think of the new kid on the block?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 3:07 PM EDT reply actions
Hide your electronics!
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
by btcoop71 on Jul 29, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WINNAR!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
They'll be gone with SEC SPEED!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
I think a lot differently now than I would have 10 years ago.
I dicked around way too much in college, and it’s been a bigger bitch finding a good job now than I ever imagined.
In other words, I’m much more for second chances now that I’m looking for one than I was when I was in college. College me would’ve been bitching and moaning about letting this dude play, but now, eh. What the hell.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 29, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions























