Reds vs Cardinals: Who's got the Edge
By the numbers
# number of hitters with +.300BA: STL 1 CIN 1
# number of hitters with +10HR: STL 4 CIN 6
# number of hitters with +50RBI: STL 2 CIN 3
# number of hitters with +10SB: STL 1 CIN 3
# number of pitchers with +10W: STL 2 CIN 2
# number of pitcher with +100K STL 2 CIN 0
# number of hitters with ERA <4: STL 3 CIN 2
I took a deeper look in the numbers and on the hitting side of the game the Cardinals looks like they are only getting offensive production from Pujols and their outfield where as the Reds have power across the board lead by Rolan, Gomes, and Votto. The Cardinals pitching staff has a clear advantage over the Reds but the pitchers in cincy can hold their own.
By the Schedule
CIN: ATL,PIT,CHI,STL,FLA,ARI,LA,SF,CHI,MIL,STL,COL,PIT,ARI,HOU,MIL,SD,HOU,MIL [5 vs playoff bound team]
STL: PIT,HOU,FLA,CIN,CHI,MIL,SF,PIT,WAS,HOU,CIN,MIL,ATL,CHI,SD,PIT,CHI,PIT,COL [5 vs playoff bound team]
The schedules look even mostly because these two teams are going to look like two fatsos in the diner table fighting for the morsels of the NL Central.
I've been rooting for the Cincinnati Reds this entire year and I still do, so I give the Reds the edge.
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TRAITOR WHO VOTED CARDS OMG
The reds have 2 hitters with a low ERA? awesome.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
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"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Jul 29, 2010 10:24 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
dude sucks
9 out of 10 garage band guitarists could fill in for the edge and no one would notice. Just put your delay on 3/8 and pick ’em even.
that said, I keep listening.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
9 out of 10 garage band guitarists would not be using delay or other guitar tricks without the edge having influenced that sound
also, just because someone chooses to focus on a sound rather than using a bunch of notes doesn’t mean that person cannot play. it’s like when people go to modern art museums and say “i could do that!” when they see a bunch of paint blobs on a canvas, not having seen the artist’s more traditional work.
I get it
but I disagree, in this case.
I see no body of traditional (or otherwise) work that Edge did that demonstrates outstanding talent.
Carlos Santana uses very few notes, but he is an outstanding guitarist. I’m not so naive as to confuse shredding for excellence. When the blobs are chosen carefully, and artistically, with intention in the colors, or even intention in the randomness, that can be great art. But that doesn’t mean that any old blob thrown down on canvas is art.
And I’m pretty sure that Edge didn’t invent delay.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
by bbjones on Jul 29, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
kevin fox can outpick The Edge
on this day i see clearly…
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
by obc2 on Aug 1, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the edge is not a good guitarist
not even a little bit
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 3, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Need more edge:
No. of Canadian players whose names sound Italian: STL 0 CIN 1
No. of shortstops whose names we sometimes can’t remember because we haven’t seen them in a while: STL 0 CIN 1
No. of catchers named “Molina”: STL 1 CIN 0
No.of R’s in the team name: STL 1 CIN 1
No. of pitchers who get used as pinch hitters: STL 0 CIN 1 (used to be 2)
No. of pitchers who get used as pinch hitters to bunt for another pitcher who only threw five pitches to the bottom of the order in his appearance because you didn’t realize he was up third the next inning: STL 0 CIN 1
No. of .260 hitters with no power batting 2nd because they are shortstops: STL 0 CIN 1
No. of players who are “Annoying Little Shits”: STL 1 CIN 0
No. of players named Jonny: STL 0 CIN 1
No. of announcers who orgasm on the air for said Jonny: STL 0 CIN 1
No. of former players of the other team on its roster: STL 1 CIN 1
Based on this, I’m really confused as to how to vote, so I’m voting “boobs.”
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Jul 29, 2010 10:31 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
you are incorrect
regarding your last one. the Cards have both FeLo and LaRue.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh. Okay.
So the last one would be STL 6 CIN 1.
Still makes me vote boobs though.
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Jul 29, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Righto.
And only people named “Jonny” get the “Oh Jonny! Oh Jonny!” from tHom.
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Jul 29, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Jon Jay?
I bet his mommy used to call him Jonny.
BTW, he has is now tied for the MLB player with the shortest name (in letter count). Anybody want to guess who had sole possession until this year?
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
I'm an idiot
Guess who shared possession of it before this year. :(
Lee May is one, there’s another. And guys with initials don’t count — it’s real names. So Henry Aaron gets 10 letters.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
chicken dinner
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
hey, somebody told me this trivia question a long time ago
must you take it away from me, like candy from a baby?
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
it's all good. :)
We’re 57-46, fer cryin’ out loud.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
You forgot Lee Richmond
Dude threw a perfect game and everything.
"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000
I think you are forgetting current Dodger
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Oh...nevermind. :P
I gets it now.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Actually No. of announcers who orgasm on the air for said Jonny is tied at 1.
Al Hrabosky loves him some Jonny Gomes.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Really?
What does he say when Jonny hits a home run?
This makes things even more confusing. I think I’m voting for Pat Buchanan now.
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Jul 29, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
He just kind of drooled all over him when Gomes came up to bat.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
makes up for the years where Gigi came all over Jim Edmonds
I am thrilled for your success, hell I'm amazed by it. Nobody who knows you saw this coming.

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