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GIS/Photoshop/Rebus fun with the Reds roster


I had an idea for a fanpost this morning. It might seem silly and a useless waste of time, but for me it beats arguing for the 437th time about whether to send Aaron Harang or Travis Wood to the bullpen based on their FIP, UZR, and xFLIP ratings. I've also always been a fan of Rebus puzzles for some reason, which I'm sure also inspired me a little.

 

Here's the challenge - choose someone from the current Reds roster and express their name via pictures. Simple enough, right?

Star-divide

 

I'll even start it off:

Hugh_jackman_wolverine_medium 121786252259931907speciwoman_light_switch_on

Drew_barrymore_medium


0060-0807-2816-1316_a_sick_child_in_bed_with_a_thermometer_in_her_mouth_and_her_teddy_clipart_image_medium

 

 

Okay you creative little monkeys, GO!

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Logan Ondrewsek (sp)

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 11:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Here is my Aaron Harang

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 11:31 AM EDT reply actions  



Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 11:35 AM EDT reply actions  



Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 11:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Jay Bruce something

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mary J. Blige
“eh”
Brew
‘ssss’

by jacob brumfield on Jul 13, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay Bruce Beersnake!

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  



Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 12:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Mine are too easy

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Corky Miller

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apple Bridge Miller!

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  




Watch it, ass blood.

by -ManBearPig on Jul 13, 2010 12:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Corky Miller

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops, that was meant for the first one

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wine Pirate Cowboy Cheerio?

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  




Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 12:14 PM EDT reply actions  

travis wood

Now pitching, Francisco Cor-deritgoes!!!

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by chazerize on Jul 13, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Travis Outtie Bellybutton

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

img src=“http://image.normthompson.com/solutions/images/us/local/products/detail/82738.jpg”/><

Now pitching, Francisco Cor-deritgoes!!!

www.nextyearisouryear.blogspot.com

by chazerize on Jul 13, 2010 12:22 PM EDT reply actions  

mike lincoln

bleh

Now pitching, Francisco Cor-deritgoes!!!

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by chazerize on Jul 13, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now pitching, Francisco Cor-deritgoes!!!

www.nextyearisouryear.blogspot.com

by chazerize on Jul 13, 2010 12:30 PM EDT reply actions  

billy hatcher!

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scott Rolen

Now pitching, Francisco Cor-deritgoes!!!

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by chazerize on Jul 13, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

dusty baker

though I would be surprised if he got it

Now pitching, Francisco Cor-deritgoes!!!

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by chazerize on Jul 13, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now pitching, Francisco Cor-deritgoes!!!

www.nextyearisouryear.blogspot.com

by chazerize on Jul 13, 2010 12:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Huh,

Never thought of Rachael Ray as cute before.

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What do you mean...isn't dinner like this at your house?

Though some might argue that "best utility player" is a contradiction in terms.
BuubaFan...

by Madville on Jul 13, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Airbrushing is our friend.

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 14, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

no doubt

that turkey looks unnaturally delicious.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 14, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, she does.

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 14, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hello again, Dusty

Now pitching, Francisco Cor-deritgoes!!!

www.nextyearisouryear.blogspot.com

by chazerize on Jul 13, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

None of your posts were showing up!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty Baker!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

lmmfao

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on Jul 15, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

x

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2010 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

It's what people belive the Colussus of Rhodes looked like.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see London, I see France..!

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

he doth bestride the world

like a Mighty Colossus.

He is an allstar after all, and I sure wouldn’t call him sucka to his face.

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Jul 15, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  



Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 1:00 PM EDT reply actions  

WINNAR!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  




Watch it, ass blood.

by -ManBearPig on Jul 13, 2010 1:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm, I get the first syllable of each name, so I can figure it out.

But I’ll let someone who actually understands all the pictures take credit for this one.

by the finest muffins on Jul 13, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, like the song "La Mer"!

I get it. And I presume the gentleman in the last photo is named Lee or E? So, Homer Bailey!

by the finest muffins on Jul 13, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Homer Bailey

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hookertour Hayee

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

x





Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

x

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 1:14 PM EDT reply actions  

My guess is the clue isn't the girl but her rack? Am I right?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought this was easy.

Look up from her rack, if you can.

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cookie Sideboob Roguebush

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

tried to make this one trickier than it needed to be



see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 13, 2010 1:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Lincoln?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

x

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I gotta admit that this one is really tough.

You’re looking for the first name of the female, and the painter of the horse.

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's another version as a bigger hint.

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drew Stubbs

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Golly, yes!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just figured this one out.

Only when I thought about doing one for Stubbs myself did it all make sense.

by the finest muffins on Jul 13, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dorothy Horse

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

or this




see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Jul 13, 2010 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryan Hani-child molester?

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Breadmoney Roguebush

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stormy!

Now pitching, Francisco Cor-deritgoes!!!

www.nextyearisouryear.blogspot.com

by chazerize on Jul 13, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Weathers!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

a little tough...

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

HI-Z!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  



Watch it, ass blood.

by -ManBearPig on Jul 13, 2010 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Sam LeCure

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 13, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sam LeCure!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think of a former GM and what we all said about old leather pants!





Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

?


A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

damnit the second pic disappeared

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck this game

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't hate the player, hate the game

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Second pic was a guy taking a piss.

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Urination Roguebush

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

x

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Clutch Man Monie?

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!!!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been trying to but I got up to 10 photos and stopped.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  



Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Jordan Smith!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!!

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

well played

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thankies!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

green'd, damned fine work Petey

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared Burton

Very nice!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Micah Owings

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

?


A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reds minor leaguer



"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

3 minutes from absurd to solved. :P

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It goes...

N (gage) – EAR – E (coli) – O
DELi
ROSARy – RHEA – OWE

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

?



A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blessed Brady Earthbono

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brandon Larson?

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Candy Sierra?

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

BLUE JAY ASIAN!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  




Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Yonder Alonso!!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yessir

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Danny Ray Herrera

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd for the position choice

"so there was a reason firefox said i spelled that wrong" -- justin007000

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

minor leaguer




"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Close.

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still unsolved.

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!

DANIELs
xRAY
HURRy
ERR-UH!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hall of Famer?

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Barry Larkin!

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...

by btcoop71 on Jul 13, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Former Red, Hall of Famer



"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

WINNAR!!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's an easy one...

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's give the group a few minutes.

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's on first.

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paul Janish.

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who?

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

No urine! Center field.

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Former Red


"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

WINNAR!!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wilkin Castillo

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe the true answer is "Yes indeedy!"

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still with the organization


"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

WINNAR!!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Welsh!!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Former Red


"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Rick Mahler

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

x


"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope.

Looking for a recent former Red.

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Josh Fogg?

I can only actually see the last pic.

This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.

by andromache on Jul 13, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

isnt that the only one?

Retractions are for journalists! -Gray

by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hotair balloon

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Brantley'd

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

END

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Magic Dogface

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny, but inaccurate.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Former Red





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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

T-Virus?

I’m just going off Willy (I think) and tug?

by kcgard2 on Jul 13, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Willy Taveras!

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I'm in that photo!

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder what ever happened to my bobblehead...

Though some might argue that "best utility player" is a contradiction in terms.
BuubaFan...

by Madville on Jul 13, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's probably with your 75 leftover pairs of batting gloves.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Charlie Scrabbles probably stole it

He’s a thief!

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by jch24 on Jul 14, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got this one. :)

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Rosales

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by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOF

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I got this one.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dog Robinhouse

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

?




AND



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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

hehehe i got this one

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

SPOILER

BOB the builder
CAST Of freaks and geeks
EENY meeny moe
AND
WALT
disney
JOCK strap
E.T.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason the best photo isn't even showing up.

Samuel L. Jackson
is between Freaks and Geeks and Eeny meeny moe

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 14, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

hot prospect



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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

DOUBLE RAINBOW!!!

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looking back, this one is a little tough.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still unsolved.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!

Nice job.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

His album, ROCK SWINGS, is really yum.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

A former favorite

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Todd Hollandsworth

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Toilet X was terrible.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus

http://images.cafepress.com/image/2312822_125x125.jpg

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bathroom Sex

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know!

Eric Milton’s contract!

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

no...

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Corey Patterson

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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

no...

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lou Piniella? Am I close with the first name?

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is another name for a toilet?

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or a bathroom?

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

outhouse

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

shitter

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

tHom?

Though some might argue that "best utility player" is a contradiction in terms.
BuubaFan...

by Madville on Jul 13, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

John Coutlangus.

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 14, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too easy! :P

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brad Boxsomething

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brad Boxsomethingjchwouldeatasanappetizer

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Former Red



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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Todd Benzinger

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by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I had some Zingers right now

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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

RIP



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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I got this one.

Pretty good!

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to know the answer to this one!

Coffee Sonicbunker? (Don’t yell at me if I’ve misidentified the cartoon. My knowledge of video games and most cartoons is pretty much zero.)

by the finest muffins on Jul 13, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Nuxhall

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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best pitcher ever.


A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 13, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Former manager




Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, I realize what I'm trying to say with that last photo is REALLY mean.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant second to last.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kickey Coulterdorkfather

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Almost.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

World Champion Red



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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

kerry wood for the last two

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

and action jackson

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not quite.

The first pic is a little tough. Then it’s a name, then the next guy’s specialty, then the tent pole.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

The first pic shows how

women and men are ______ differently.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, the answer to this puzzle nearly made a comeback of sorts in 1995.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pedro Bourbon

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!

PAID
ROWE
BORE
BONE

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

World Champion Red

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

hermes teran

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice guess.

But Hermes was never a World Champion.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

herm winningham. nice

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freddie Mercury

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You seem to have a problem thinking straight.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

And we need a bereavement pool update. :)

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Former Reds lefty


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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 4:54 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Jeremy Affeldt?

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow.

probably my favorite so far.

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 13, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thankies!

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeremy Affeldt

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

replyd

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh - you even fooled me on that one.

Go reply where you should have. :P

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i assume that's "me" as in Petey

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

or maybe it's "meat," i dunno

i dont get the guy without legs, i just got it with the first and last pictures

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe its "Jerrymeat Halffelt"

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correctamundo!

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Former Reds third baseman



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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Still unsolved.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edwin?

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elmo Blatch

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by boobs on Jul 13, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really want this to be Vada Pinson.

But the last two pictures don’t add up to Pinson, and he was an outfielder. Damn.

by the finest muffins on Jul 13, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I thought but he no play the third base.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not Dessens.

Do we need a hint on this one?

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

The woodcut is a death nell.

Maybe that helps.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Many of you voted for him.


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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Bacon King IsGoodwin!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kevin Youkils!

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 13, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Former Reds catcher


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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 6:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Gaydrum Drunkshit?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Jul 13, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very close.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

colder.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He went on to be a major league manager.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

tHom?

Though some might argue that "best utility player" is a contradiction in terms.
BuubaFan...

by Madville on Jul 13, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lloyd McClendon

When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

by poojols on Jul 14, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 14, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Former Reds infielder

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

WINNAR!!

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

How well do you know your Old Testament Prophets' hometowns?

I should hasten to add that this is a nickname:




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by Cy Schourek on Jul 13, 2010 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I got this one.

NICE!

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bates

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by BK on Jul 13, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope - but he was Billy's teammate.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know :)

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by BK on Jul 13, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

This went far better than I figured it would, wow

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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2010 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, way to contribute

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by boobs on Jul 14, 2010 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got the ball rolling, that's what I'm here for

Well, that and crass jokes.

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by jch24 on Jul 14, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

World Champion Red



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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Still unsolved.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

x



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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

WINNAR!!

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

World Champion Red

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Still unsolved.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's Red Dawn, a paranoid cold war fantasy about Russians invading Lee Greenwood's home country, released in 1984.

It’s the first movie released with a PG-13 rating. The film does not hold up well, and is now in the category of “so awful, it’s awesome.” The cast of awesome awesomeness included Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson, Jennifer Grey (four people whom you would never want to tangle with physically, ’cause they all be badasses), Charlie Sheen, Powers Booth, and the incomparable Harry Dean Stanton.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 14, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i bet i could take swayze

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by boobs on Jul 14, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now, maybe.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 14, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

MMMMM Lea Thompson...girl was a rocker

Though some might argue that "best utility player" is a contradiction in terms.
BuubaFan...

by Madville on Jul 15, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

World Champion Red



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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Joel Youngblood!

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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 13, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that girls' of legal age, BK ...

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

With that said. It's Brantley.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Jul 13, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm calling shenanigans -- you used a Montgomery Inn picture. It automatically has

to be Brantley.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 14, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's a clue.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Jul 13, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh damn you

you are a beast

He fixes the cable?

by Colin Auscapee on Jul 14, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

that doesnt make any sense at all

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by boobs on Jul 14, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thankies!

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 14, 2010 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

former coach

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by boobs on Jul 14, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Ray Knight

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 14, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steak Smell Doubledecker

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by boobs on Jul 14, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I remember those guys.

They played for the Braves in the 70s, right?

Hint: we’re looking for an adjective for the first picture, and the word itself is in the third picture.

by the finest muffins on Jul 14, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rawnose Tourists

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by boobs on Jul 14, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn, nice

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by boobs on Jul 14, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

teamwork!

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by boobs on Jul 14, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

A gold star for Slyde!


(or, rather, something better than a Gold Star!)

by the finest muffins on Jul 14, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yore retarted!

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by ZJiff30 on Jul 15, 2010 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

A Favorite Reds Prospect



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by ZJiff30 on Jul 14, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Dee Dee Gregorious

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by boobs on Jul 14, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

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by BK on Jul 14, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Len Nesus?

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by boobs on Jul 14, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh lenny harris

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by boobs on Jul 14, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Integral groundscrew member



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by boobs on Jul 14, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Or

Though some might argue that "best utility player" is a contradiction in terms.
BuubaFan...

by Madville on Jul 15, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

or what

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by boobs on Jul 15, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

It could be Wiener von Birdfly

he was a SS for the Red Stockings in the 1870s.

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by Slyde on Jul 15, 2010 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know. And I was wrong, anyway.

Turns out that’s a European robin. It’s not even remotely related to an American robin, but it’s a robin nonetheless. Sorry for doubting you, Colin!

by the finest muffins on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm no ornithologist!

plus cameron and max & ruby have convinced me that every bird is a speckled warbler!

by 'tHan on Jul 15, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where's Crolfer...he'd know about this stuff

Though some might argue that "best utility player" is a contradiction in terms.
BuubaFan...

by Madville on Jul 15, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

or dinner.

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by PeteyHendrix on Jul 15, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or maybe just a good friend

Though some might argue that "best utility player" is a contradiction in terms.
BuubaFan...

by Madville on Jul 15, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here's a great new way to become an armchair surrealist....

http://www.style-your-garage.com/

Though some might argue that "best utility player" is a contradiction in terms.
BuubaFan...

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