I didn't see one, so I chose to make one.
Surely y'all are at work right now and have nothing else to do. The Reds are in first with less than 100 games left. The US wins and they're more like than not through. Dempsey started out the game with a vicious, Artest-esque elbow. LETS START THIS.
In the interest of getting to 75 words, I'll say that I think Phillips would be the best soccer player on the Reds. Though a Dickerson-Stubbs-Gomes-Heisey defense would be pretty fantastic. Cueto and Leake are incredible athletes up the wings as well.
Who would your goalie be?