M's-Cards: I Know You're Watching
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 14, 2010 7:51 PM EDT
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PrintTonight, inter-league play blesses us with another blood-feud in the making: The Seattle Mariners at the St. Louis Cardinals. It's ol' Adam Wainwright vs. some left handed slab of meat whose teammates almost certainly affectionately call him Frenchy. He's already being pummeled about, but the M's have scored some runs as well. 3-2 Cards is the score after two full frames, and the game is on ESPN.
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As a Redlegs enthusiast, you have an obligation to tune in and root, root, root for your Seattle Mariners! Let's get em, boys!
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you can't first your own post!
No fair!
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someone had to
i feared it would be the only comment!
no, i mean, i forgot ettiquette. Plus, look at this garbage. I don’t know what I’m doing!
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 14, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
i have not given up hope
look, we gots a man on base!
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 14, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Maloney in a little trouble in Rhode Island.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
Justin is a little sad and he doesn't even know why
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 14, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
he is going to be awesome
just you wait.
"Soccer is a communist sport."-Homer Bailey
by justin007000 on Jun 15, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
It's either a live girl or a dead Kennedy.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
With my dining choices tonight, I'm practically inviting food poisoning.
thanks for showing up peeps. It was lonely in here, eh Pete?
He fixes the cable?
day old half-sandwich from Ash's fav chain
dear God, why?
Heated to lukewarm in toaster oven.
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 14, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
was it actually a cheesesteak, or a dagwood?
not that it matters, at this point
by Highlifeman21 on Jun 15, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
So Harpoon makes this "big bohemian pilsner"
I definitely did not realize it was 9% ABV.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
that was gross
I was glad I wasn’t watching in HD for that one.
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they have the technology
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 14, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think this was posted anywhere
TLR apparently got on Colby after a play in the Reds’ series, where he jaked it going after a Rolen single.
wow, he had time to jack it
and Rolen still couldn’t get to second?
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 14, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
"Colby jacked"?!?!
/Colby Jack’d
by the finest muffins on Jun 14, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i cain't blame him
for that croquet job
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 14, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
i mean if gameday is telling you he bites
it is pretty much right on the money.
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 14, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
The VISA man just told me, in a VERY SULTRY voice:
“this is your chance to say you saw Albert Pujols do everything”.
A second sport in the running.
Submitted without comment.
He fixes the cable?
scary moment.
"Soccer is a communist sport."-Homer Bailey
by justin007000 on Jun 14, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
I didn’t realize there was that much bad blood between Griffey and the Mariners.
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So I hardly ever pay attention to the American League
but I thought the Mariners were supposed to be good this year. I mean, isn’t that why they traded for Cliff Lee?
by the finest muffins on Jun 14, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions
They were a sexy pre-season darkhorse
Mainly built on defense. But you’ve got to have some hitting. They’re second to last in runs because Figgins hasn’t hit yet and they get terrible production at the infield corners. Ichiro’s got only 28 runs so far, and he’s had a good year.
nothing they did worked out
The moves they made…well, what happened with Griffey says it all. They made what seemed to be good moves, but none of them have worked out. The pieces they got just didn’t seem to fit in.
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he had a pretty nice 2007.
he has nice stuff.
"Soccer is a communist sport."-Homer Bailey
by justin007000 on Jun 14, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Does the guy ever do much
except with pitches down and in? Don’t give him something to hit down and in.
The Seattle radio announcer is getting so excited about the Cards' offense
that I actually had to double check I wasn’t listening to the Cardinal feed. It’s practically George Grande-esque.
by the finest muffins on Jun 14, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
that's 'cause
they such, as much as the Pirates and Astros.
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I've seen people such before, but they were the suchiest bunch of suches that ever suched.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 14, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
don't you have some gay sport to follow or something?
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by BubbaFan on Jun 14, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it's a gay, communist sport!
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That's Comrade Foot Fairy to you!
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the losing.
by andromache on Jun 14, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
turned it green because I could.
"Don’t turn off the TV if we’ve still got bats in our hands." -- J.B. Baker
lotta meat on that head
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 14, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
how do you feel about yellow cake with chocolate icing?
"Soccer is a communist sport."-Homer Bailey
by justin007000 on Jun 14, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
well the Cardinals couldn't be bad every night
unfortunately we’ve got to play better against a good team. Hopefully that Royals series doesn’t become a major misstep
and
did you hear them going on about the bullpen?
And we were worried!
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we have like 30 of em now
"Soccer is a communist sport."-Homer Bailey
by justin007000 on Jun 14, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Why did I bench Chone Figgins vs. Wainwright?
Of course he’s 2-2 with a run scored.
sonofabitch.
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
wait, I'm confused
if he is on the bench, how is he playing so well?
/Janish’d
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 14, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
or the Astros
they had a pretty good run of it in the late 90’s and early 0’s.
"Soccer is a communist sport."-Homer Bailey
by justin007000 on Jun 15, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess the Cubs or Brewers could get hot
but I’m just hoping the Reds find a way to play .550 ball for the season (as opposed to the .463 ball I think they’ll play)
by Highlifeman21 on Jun 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
areuserious
How are they making room for him?
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weird choice if true
His numbers aren’t that impressive, considering he’s in AA.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
If the Reds really have called him up, they could be banking on his GB rate translating to success with their infield because there is little else in his current numbers to instill confidence in him at the MLB level.
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You gotta have faith, Slyde
I looked over at Jordan, and what did I see? Comin’ for to carry me home. I saw a middle reliever that’s good enough for me. Comin’ for to carry me home.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 14, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Just so long as the opposing team doesn't carry on home too often...
by the finest muffins on Jun 15, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
We'll be alright
if they swing low.
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by Slyde on Jun 15, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
what if he pitches low?
"Soccer is a communist sport."-Homer Bailey
by justin007000 on Jun 15, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Sometimes he’s up, and sometimes he’s down,
(Coming for to carry me home)
But still the batter will hit on the ground.
(Coming for to carry me home)
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omg
They’re replacing Cabrera with Janish??
Strange that Jocketty told the Fay that they were gonna call up a lefty, and they call up a righty instead.
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i still won't believe it until I see a link.
"Soccer is a communist sport."-Homer Bailey
by justin007000 on Jun 15, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
theres no links in that links
snarkiness fail. I don’t count RedsZone as a reputable source.
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It's from MLB Trade Rumors Reds twitter feed
Found here:
Reds called up reliever Jordan Smith from Double A, MLBTR has learned.
As far as I can tell, that is the only origin for this rumor.
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Yeah, I haven't found any other source so far
It’s weird that none of the beat guys are reporting this. Between Ben Jukich’s playing around and this, I think Twitter is messing with me.
are you saying that Twitter might contain some falsehoods?
pssh. Get out of here with your stuff.
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In other news, the Konami code works on Newsweek.com
Go here and input (up-arrow, up-arrow, down-arrow, down-arrow, left-arrow, right-arrow, left-arrow, right-arrow, b, a, enter-key). Enjoy!
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yeah, but Newsweek is actually a legitimate news organization
with a sense of humor (or at least web developers that have a sense of humor)
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but Big Butter Jesus had to be sacrificed in the process
I’m not sure the cost justified the outcome.
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i didn't want the big 12 to be saved
now they say they are going to have 10 teams and not change their name.
i think the big 10 will have 12 teams and not change their name.
and those conferences act like they have solid academic institutions…they can’t even count!
They're just trying to be more like the SEC.
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That's why they're the Smart Enough Conference
by Brendanukkah on Jun 15, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't understand, is something supposed to happen?
by the finest muffins on Jun 15, 2010 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions
looks like they turned it off
somebody probably got fired too. I hope it was worth it for him or her!
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It came up with a bunch of headlines about Zombie invasions and such.
I wish I’d grabbed a screenshot of it.
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