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Game 42, Thread 2: I swear to God, if they blow this lead...



The Reds are beating up on that scrubby other Ohio team, as well they should.  Yesterday's loss will stay with us for a long time, but a win tonight will be a good step towards putting it behind us.  The Reds are currently up 4-1, and Laynce Nix is surprisingly hot.

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I guess for you,

the glass is half VOLE!

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on May 21, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vole is a play on words,

because it’s your handle, and it sounds like full!

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on May 21, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Elvo.

Which is what they call Elmo when he growns sideburns and sings “My Blue Suede Shoes.”

by the finest muffins on May 21, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awwww-esome.

Grover’s adorable. He’s my favorite.

by the finest muffins on May 21, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I've been shaving my head for the last month or so

so my head is vaguely similar looking. Only it’s not blue.

by thevole on May 21, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not related to the current game, but...

Anyone buying Cowboy’s statement that Volquez can pitch right now? I was thinking about it in spring training, that if they had quickly diagnosed Volquez’s elbow, he would’ve had another 1-2 months of rehab, and might now be having some minor league starts. He’d replace Harang in the rotation come mid-June, when Dusty finally loses patience with Harang.

Just a thought – did the Reds’ medical staff miss on this one with Volquez?

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on May 21, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he could

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

they let Manny Ramirez do that didn't they?

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think so

If that’s true, suspension doesn’t mean anything. Well, maybe for big leaguers. But what about the minor leaguers? Can they just go down to A-ball or up to AAA to get around a suspension? I doubt it.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 21, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can do rehab during a suspension

It must be a different policy for minor leaguers.

by ken on May 21, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

They can, but it’s limited.

The drug policy allows for a 10-game transitional Minor League assignment — but only with the player’s consent.

MLB.com

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 21, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "rehab starts".

No amount of prosperity is sufficient to eliminate all misfortune, and sloth is impervious to opportunity.

by kazahani2 on May 22, 2010 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Even when someone has come back early from Tommy John, they have not fully recovered till at least a year has elapsed (most even longer). I can’t think of anyone off the top of my head that this didn’t apply to.

by RedsMasochist on May 21, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alfredo Simon

When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

by poojols on May 22, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's too early to say with him

The way it usually works is they try to come back early, play for awhile, then end up going on the DL again with elbow tendonitis or some such thing.

His WHIP so far this year is a not terribly impressive 1.7.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 22, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Volquez's ulnar collateral ligament was almost completely torn

And he also had a tear in the flexor mass of his elbow. So it might take him a bit longer to come back.

"It will most likely be 2011 before you see the old Edinson Volquez is back," Reds trainer Mark Mann said in August.

by RedsMasochist on May 22, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think being conservative with TJ surgery is always the best practice

plus, it’s Cowboy

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he had TJ

More likely he’s talking out of his ass

by ken on May 21, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can make an assessment on whether he can pitch

because I am a medical professional and I have been monitoring his progress.

by thevole on May 21, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just posted a thought

that the Reds ought to pay attention to when the hitters are hovering around a slump.
That’s the coaching staff’s job.

Bruce is struggling now.

If the Cards were a Fortune 500 company, they'd be on their way to hostile takeover. -- RedHot Mama

by johnu1 on May 21, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope that inning doesn't come back to haunt us

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

A witch! A witch!

May we burn him?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 21, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a witch! I'm your wife!

And after what you just said, I’m not sure I wanna be that anymore!

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

by ZJiff30 on May 21, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

good point

what was I thinking?

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi everyone! Re: Jay

Look at fangraphs. Dude has serious problems with changeups. Any pitcher with a good changeup is going to be able to own him until he gets better at it.

All of the strikes in that AB were on changes.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

one was a sinker

but it does seem like guys have really been going after him with off-speed stuff lately

by jsl413 on May 21, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

right, but specifically changes.

Jay is recognizing curves, splitters, etc. It’s the change that is killing him lately.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, if we learned this here by reading fangraphs,

the Reds coaching staff is, what … watching Stormy Daniels films down in the clubhouse?

If the Cards were a Fortune 500 company, they'd be on their way to hostile takeover. -- RedHot Mama

by johnu1 on May 21, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interleague play is stupid

THE AMERICAN LEAGUE HAS MADE UP MOON-RULES THAT DON’T COUNT

by thevole on May 21, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

hey credsfan

are you gonna make a post about the nyc rr gathering or should I?

by thevole on May 21, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, I'll do it. Should we do it soon?

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

couldn't hurt

if people wanna make travel plans to come to the big apple, the sooner the better!

by thevole on May 21, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

k, i'll put it up Monday

(traffic is down on weekends)

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tuesday's game, right?

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

make sure to mention the fact that you and me are both cool

and we don’t want any internet weirdos showing up and ruining us being cool.

by thevole on May 21, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, so

we’re cool, no internet weirdos, don’t make us uncool

got it

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interleague

I would kill it.

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

We can't do that.

The Nats get the Orioles 6 games a year! Nationals have the most favorable interleague schedule while the Phils have one of the toughest.

Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!

by souldrummer on May 21, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Advantage Natinals, at least when Scott Olsen doesn’t give up 4 runs in 3 innings and leave with the dreaded “shoulder tightness”

Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!

by souldrummer on May 21, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Believe so. That's why you get the Actas.

6 games against the Actas you shouldn’t be complaining as tonight’s score to this point indicates.

Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!

by souldrummer on May 21, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lay my head across the keyboard...

…and submit myself to the banning guillotine for the rest of the night if I accept the blame for tonight’s outcome.

Nats have bad karma floating around them right now anyways.

Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!

by souldrummer on May 21, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

too bad every team doesn't have a natural rival.

You get games like Tigers-Dodgers.

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

by ZJiff30 on May 21, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Athletics, silly.

If the Cards were a Fortune 500 company, they'd be on their way to hostile takeover. -- RedHot Mama

by johnu1 on May 21, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

should be the A's

oh wait that would be Historical. Disregard

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree interleague sucks

all the same, you still have to win the games.

If the Cards were a Fortune 500 company, they'd be on their way to hostile takeover. -- RedHot Mama

by johnu1 on May 21, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

he hung that one

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

and we're tied

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

well, shit

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck bronson

guess leaving all those guys on base wasn’t so smart

by jsl413 on May 21, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

that was down but not enough

that guy killed BA tonight

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

here we go again

I ain't paying that for no Arthur Rhodes jersey!

by erhlang on May 21, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

wow it's

Choo Choo (a train wreck)

If the Cards were a Fortune 500 company, they'd be on their way to hostile takeover. -- RedHot Mama

by johnu1 on May 21, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

walked a .213 hitter

agggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

So the guy who caught that homer is a middle aged bald man with a catchers glove on

Lo-ser

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Lo-ser

with a home run ball

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

well there is that

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This isn't going well

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

man he went to Badroyo right now

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

it usually happens fast

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well shit...

I really hate these fucks. More than the Cubs.

by DocRam on May 21, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

No way...

Can’t be. Nothing is a bad as the Cubs.

No amount of prosperity is sufficient to eliminate all misfortune, and sloth is impervious to opportunity.

by kazahani2 on May 22, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

finally got Kearnsie

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!

by souldrummer on May 21, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is takng a while, isn't he?

Jesus, I mean.

No amount of prosperity is sufficient to eliminate all misfortune, and sloth is impervious to opportunity.

by kazahani2 on May 22, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

now hit the ball

and get some runs

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

took long enough

I ain't paying that for no Arthur Rhodes jersey!

by erhlang on May 21, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you, ghost of Austin Kearns.

I’ve been rooting for you this season, but just now, I’m glad to see you fail.

by the finest muffins on May 21, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

How can you root for him?

He worked to kill two franchises!

Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!

by souldrummer on May 21, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was good when he was a Red.

His fall from grace was a little heartbreaking.

by the finest muffins on May 21, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was something screwy with Washington then

It’s a little strange how both Lopez and Kearns have revived their careers once they left.

by ken on May 21, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, like the lack of lineup support.

Lopez couldn’t really handle Frank and pouted when they weren’t winning and he was cold. Kearns was hurt a lot and they just kept throwing him out there. But Kearns swing is too long regardless and he doesn’t seem to have the capacity to change it. His power was enhanced by your ballpark and Bowden used and abused everybody who was part of that deal.

Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!

by souldrummer on May 21, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

good

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

boom boom clap

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Nix on tonight!!!

5-4 Reds on Nix’s double

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Laynce Nix!

Dusty sez to RR: “Suck it, bitches!”

Fire Joe Morgan, Reds. For real!

by cesarhernandez on May 21, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I am happier since my fantasy team was liquidated.

I made the team name “The Flying Irish” when that Notre Dame recruit took his drunken fall off a balcony. The league commissioner was a humorless bastard.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on May 21, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

terrible call on strike 1

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

tHom takes a subtle shot at Phillips there

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

If he didn't have a dazzling smile,

he would be a pariah.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on May 21, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not just the smile. He genuinely seems to be enjoying himself out there, most of the time.

That’s fun to watch. I love watching good defense. He’s a bowler, which is hilarious. Plus, he built an awesome new ballpark in the neighborhood I grew up in.

by the finest muffins on May 21, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree'd

He makes defense look easy.

by ken on May 21, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate his lack of professionalism

He flies out? He SLAMS the bat down. Last year he was swinging so hard he fell over at least once per at-bat. That stuff is embarrassing.

by thevole on May 21, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Showboatin'!

I ain't paying that for no Arthur Rhodes jersey!

by erhlang on May 21, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's bullshit

I want the reds to be professionals and good sports.

by thevole on May 21, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

I ain't paying that for no Arthur Rhodes jersey!

by erhlang on May 21, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suicide Squeeze attempt

I love it

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Stubbs really has to learn how to

drop a bunt once every so often. Utilize his speed, keep the defense honest

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed, I think it could really help him out

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cabrera and Nix!

Doing everything in their power to make me not hate them!!!!

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

SLoCab

makes up for Drew

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

NO

It’s only the 6th!

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

not even close

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

he raked on his earlier outs

and blooped that one in

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

get 'em on, get 'em over, get 'em in works!!

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

boom boom clap

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

common BP

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey everyone, new guy here.

Just thought I would officially introduce myself. I’m loving the way this team has been playing, before the braves series that is, and they’re playing pretty well tonight. Hopefully they keep it up.

"When you put on that jersey, the name on the front is more important than the name on the back." - "Miracle".

"Winning means you're willing to go longer, work harder, and give more than anyone else." - Vince Lombardi.

by broncoholic on May 21, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

take your Brandon Stokely and go home!

just kidding, we can be friends during baseball season

by jsl413 on May 21, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

hi, hello and welcome

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi, Hello, and Welcome!

Broncos fan, eh? Awesome. Reds fan too?

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Proud to be a Reds fan.

"When you put on that jersey, the name on the front is more important than the name on the back." - "Miracle".

"Winning means you're willing to go longer, work harder, and give more than anyone else." - Vince Lombardi.

by broncoholic on May 21, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha. I'm proud of all my favorite teams. Stick with them thru thick and thin.

"When you put on that jersey, the name on the front is more important than the name on the back." - "Miracle".

"Winning means you're willing to go longer, work harder, and give more than anyone else." - Vince Lombardi.

by broncoholic on May 21, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

you'll fit in well

there’s a lot of thin around here.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you a fireman from Columbus?

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I'm a native Cincinnatian.

"When you put on that jersey, the name on the front is more important than the name on the back." - "Miracle".

"Winning means you're willing to go longer, work harder, and give more than anyone else." - Vince Lombardi.

by broncoholic on May 21, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok just checking

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope. I was being prepared

in case it was a guy I used to work with and could take this opportunity to abuse from cover

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was nasty.

"When you put on that jersey, the name on the front is more important than the name on the back." - "Miracle".

"Winning means you're willing to go longer, work harder, and give more than anyone else." - Vince Lombardi.

by broncoholic on May 21, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey guys, remember Bill Bray?

He was pretty good in 2008. Is he ever going to come back?

by thevole on May 21, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

You and me both.

Hopefully Burton will go back to his old self now that he’s actually pitching again.

by RedsMasochist on May 21, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't count on Bray ever contributing again

sad, but true

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

great

now i’ve got to go find my metallica cd

by 'tHan on May 21, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok then, mr. prospects

who are our best bullpen up-and-comers? How’s about phillipe valquiette or whatever his name is?

by thevole on May 21, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brad Boxberger

Man, he’s taking forever to get to the majors. Catch up to Leake, already, huh?

by the finest muffins on May 21, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ennh, I don't really know anything. I'll let nycredsfan take this one.

I do remember seeing him listed as the closer of the future somewhere, though. May have been an isolated opinion.

by the finest muffins on May 21, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're grooming him to be a starter

Enerio del Rosario could be the next guy called up. Not a big K guy but is a groundball machine

Donnie Joseph is a year or so away, but is a great lefthanded bullpen arm

and I still have high hopes for Burton

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Is that it for BA?

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

96 pitches

I let him go out again, see if he can get the bottom of the order.

by ken on May 21, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree, esp. with the bullpen a bit tired

(cough) Dusty (cough)

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

good points

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

kinda like their whole season so far

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throw-ups are fine, as long as they get that bulldog mentality

and eat it after they throw up.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on May 21, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gross.

But yeah, that’s basically what they announcers ended up saying.

by the finest muffins on May 21, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

did that hit him?

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

went behind him

actually glad it didn’t hit him. We don’t need our leader getting beaned in the ass

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol no kidding

I was just surprised by the pitch location

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I met this kid (Sipp)

a few months ago in Cbus while I was at work

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

had a little traffic incident

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

started out that way

was amended down to a lesser offense

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is a completely irrelevant thought

whenever Nick Masset is mentioned, “All By Myself” by Eric Carmen gets stuck in my head, only it’s “All By Masset.”

by thevole on May 21, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Bruce needs to unload on one here

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it would do him good

Seems like it’s helped in the past.

Give Heisey a start in RF.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 21, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

they face a lefty on Sunday. I bet that's the day

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

well he hit it hard

but right at the SS

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

No, at the third baseman

who was playing all the way over there.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 21, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

opps my bad

I missed the shift

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

bruce seems to be pressing lately

I ain't paying that for no Arthur Rhodes jersey!

by erhlang on May 21, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

come on BA

get these guys at the bottom

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

nice job 2 outs

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

At least Choo is coming up with no one on.

"When you put on that jersey, the name on the front is more important than the name on the back." - "Miracle".

"Winning means you're willing to go longer, work harder, and give more than anyone else." - Vince Lombardi.

by broncoholic on May 21, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

6.2 nice job Bronson

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

especially with Choo up

I ain't paying that for no Arthur Rhodes jersey!

by erhlang on May 21, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh Choo

I’d pull him also

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

What a play!

"When you put on that jersey, the name on the front is more important than the name on the back." - "Miracle".

"Winning means you're willing to go longer, work harder, and give more than anyone else." - Vince Lombardi.

by broncoholic on May 21, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

there ya go

nice play SloCab and nice pick Joey

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Janish woulda...

aw hell, nice play Tubby!

by DocRam on May 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

yes, extend arthur rhodes

right now

I ain't paying that for no Arthur Rhodes jersey!

by erhlang on May 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Hot Damn!

That was nice all the way around.

by Im_a_fun_haver on May 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

truly,

I might have to even start liking Cabrera

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slocab

is growing on me

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

"is growing on you"

fuck that noise, the guy has been a good player recently.

by thevole on May 21, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah he has

but I just didn’t like him from the start so it is taking some time for me to warm up to him

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oliver Perez

just took the mound for the Mets. The fans booed loudly as soon as they saw who was coming in. I don’t think I’ve ever heard such loud booing.

You know you suck when the fans don’t even wait for you to screw up before they start booing.

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by BubbaFan on May 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he knows he sucks

That team is such a train wreck right now

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nats fan laughs gleefully.

Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!

by souldrummer on May 21, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, stupid question

you’re a nats fan. I don’t want to sound rude or exclusionary but…why are you here?

by thevole on May 21, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

'cause we're such a cool, welcoming group!

jerk

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

When theWhen the Nats played the Cards there were a bunch of guys from here at Federal Baseball.

I found them an entertaining and fiery lot. More action and more entertainment in your threads in general. Then I remembered that we have all been stained by the evil virus that is Jim Bowden. And if one franchise can overcome that monstrosity, perhaps mine can as well.

There’s a guy from the Caps site, Japers’ Rink from Nashville who is a predators fan who basically hangs out for the convo. I choose a similar path while I wait for the masses to flood FB.

Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!

by souldrummer on May 21, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I went out to dinner, the Blackhawks-Sharks game was on

I saw a Geico commercial with Mike Green and a caveman on a zamboni!

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he won't consent to a minor league assignment

To get himself straightened out.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 21, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Idiocy

The guy can’t be so delusional to think he’s doing ok right now…..can he?

by thevole on May 21, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey gray

You still thinking of hitting the Mets/Reds series in july?

by thevole on May 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

do it Gray! It'll be awesome!

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not until I get less bitter about the series I just saw.

It might happen soon.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 21, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

pleeeeeze?

we can meet in person talk about how we have two mutual friends! The twins, Gray! THE TWINS!

by thevole on May 21, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

laura and her husband are great fun people

jen was sorta standoffish and cagey towards me. there’s the update from six years ago.

by thevole on May 21, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha.

Sounds about like I’d expect.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 21, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, Jen still owes me $20.

I gave it to her when we were drunk, but apparently I’m the only one who remembers.

/lost money’d

by thevole on May 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

and I'll sit there and feel awkward! It'll be great!

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck that noise

you’re a much better talker than i am.

by thevole on May 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

but I don't know the twins!

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just found out I am going to the finale of that series

and then following the team to Philly for the opener the next day.

It will be the third new park for me this year.

Watch it, ass blood.

by -ManBearPig on May 21, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring your brass knuckles!

I’ll be at the Sunday and probably the Saturday games in Philly. Not the first two, though.

by ken on May 21, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

email me (look at the bottom of the page)

thevole and I are doing a RR meetup for Tuesday’s game, but we’ll both be at Wednesday’s game as well

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

We so will

I can’t wait to see the reds play. This Mets series is gonna be a goddamned holiday.

by thevole on May 21, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I'm getting excited. I don't even care if I have to see Bronson start (for like the 800th time)

I just wanna see Scott Rolen’s Reds Roll Into Town

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

"have to see bronson start?"

the last time he pitched here, he threw a 2-hit shut-out. I’LL TAKE IT!

by thevole on May 21, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

wonder what that conversation

was in the dugout?

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

SloCab and couldn't tell who the other was

just looked like a serious conversation. I was waiting on him to start smiling or laughing but he never did

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masset or Rhodes?

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I leave Rhodes in

He only threw a few pitches so far and hasn’t been worked that hard lately

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

a lefty is leading off isn’t it?

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, that pitcher was nasty

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

blind squirrel theory

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rhodes should be an All-Star

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

truth

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the Reds only get one

I’d be ok with him being it

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

if they're in first at the time, they damn well better get more than one

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd enter him in the home run derby

He’d just glower at pitches, and they’d leap over the outfield wall to get out of his way.

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there anyone left on the Reds' roster who played with Kearns?

Indians announcers claimed he has “plenty of friends” on the roster, as he chats up Joey Votto at first. I think they’re full of it.

by the finest muffins on May 21, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

BP did. He arrived in 06 which is when the trade happened

Harang and Arroyo too

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillips?

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

BA?

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillips was here

But nobody likes him

Arroyo and Harang were here too.

by ken on May 21, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit Rhodes, you are one nasty mutha

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

smoked him!

I ain't paying that for no Arthur Rhodes jersey!

by erhlang on May 21, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

gave up 5 runs?

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

check it 4 runs

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh.

Cardinals bullpen is worse than ours.

Watch it, ass blood.

by -ManBearPig on May 21, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, good.

We’re rooting for the Angels here!

by the finest muffins on May 21, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

So why is he coming out now?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 21, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, why?

Dusty gun-shy?

Or is he injured?

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by BubbaFan on May 21, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

because Dusty

I ain't paying that for no Arthur Rhodes jersey!

by erhlang on May 21, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I would have left him in

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any one going to any games next week end?

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Masset

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it raining there now?

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

never mind

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Isn’t that like 90 minutes from you?

by Brian B on May 21, 2010 9:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

yes

something like that

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was listening to the broadcast not watching

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying Dusty shouldn't take Rhodes out...

I just don’t get why he did it with two outs.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

DRH?

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

by ZJiff30 on May 21, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

who?

Time to bring back Pete .... Pete Mackanin that is.

by joshuar9476 on May 21, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was a nasty slider

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

not as nasty as our SLyder

but nasty in its own right

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris reads us

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

well crap

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit Dusty

once again, overmanaging the bullpen

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, this is going well.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 21, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 21, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

don't stop believin'

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on May 21, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Welsh is right

Dusty is trying to force Rhodes, Masset, and Cordero tonight to vindicate last night. Horseshit.

by Brian B on May 21, 2010 9:41 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

throw strikes brother

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

dude, Masset is getting squeezed

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

oh noes

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on May 21, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking seriously?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 21, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course not

he is the 8th inning guy

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alll By Massssettttt

Don’t wanna be…Alll Byyyy Massssseeetttttt Anymore…..

by thevole on May 21, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Godlord.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 21, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

why cant our bullpen throw strikes?

I ain't paying that for no Arthur Rhodes jersey!

by erhlang on May 21, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

how about now?

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on May 21, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

no still not

he was too instrumental in the last 2 losses

by 'tHan on May 21, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, Poodle--

The Indians announcers made some comment about rain and stepping in poodles earlier. I thought you should be warned.

by the finest muffins on May 21, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol!

I’ll look out. My feet are actually soaked right now, oddly enough, because I went on a walk. These shoes are not as waterproof as I’d like. It was raining all day, but was quite nice out fter 7 ish

by Red_Poodle on May 21, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it a requirement that our relievers walk the bases loaded?

If the Cards were a Fortune 500 company, they'd be on their way to hostile takeover. -- RedHot Mama

by johnu1 on May 21, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

geez, let's throw 50 or so pitches so the other team can get a measure of it then.

This truly does suck.

If the Cards were a Fortune 500 company, they'd be on their way to hostile takeover. -- RedHot Mama

by johnu1 on May 21, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

whew

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

And Vole, that is why no baseball fan can deny the greatness that is Red Reporter.

Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!

by souldrummer on May 21, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

seems like a good time for a prospect update

Devin Mesoraco 3-4 with a double, average up to .336
Wlad Balentien was 2-3 with 2 doubles and a walk. After a horrible, horrible start, he’s up to .250 on the year and hitting for a bunch of power

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on May 21, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

We need at least five runs here.

Why do I feel like we’re losing this game?

by Brian B on May 21, 2010 9:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Old Milwaukee having a tough night again.

If the Cards were a Fortune 500 company, they'd be on their way to hostile takeover. -- RedHot Mama

by johnu1 on May 21, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm sure that was a real confidence booster.

He got one of the four batters he faced out!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 21, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

let's get the runs

"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki

by GrooveLeg on May 21, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

argument with my Phillies fan friend

Is it PLA-ci-do or Pla-CI-do? ESPN says the latter, Philly’s official site says the former. Any thoughts?

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

by ZJiff30 on May 21, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Usually it is

but I’ve seen a couple places where there’s an accent above the “a.”

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

by ZJiff30 on May 21, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It shows up that way on Wikipedia, (with the accent above the a)

On ESPN it says it’s pronounced – “pluh-SEE-doh poh-LANK-oh”, so who knows?

by RedsMasochist on May 21, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

By ESPN, do you mean Jon Miller?

He usually says the most authentic pronounciation.

by ken on May 21, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN player page

had a pronunciation guide. But I remember him saying it that way too.

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

by ZJiff30 on May 21, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

PLA -ci-do is correct

If the Cards were a Fortune 500 company, they'd be on their way to hostile takeover. -- RedHot Mama

by johnu1 on May 21, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at him hustling around the bases!

Suck on that, Fay!

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

by ZJiff30 on May 21, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did it for the glory of the Expos.

Cliff Lee, Sizemore, Phillips. Sigh.

Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!

by souldrummer on May 21, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He really does tend to come up big against the Indians

Or at least aggravate them. He loves to stick it to them for letting him go so lightly.

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

BP with a serious jack

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus,

Kerry wood is emaciated. Past steroids/hgh user perhaps?

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

by Joe Nolan's Glasses on May 21, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Stubbs, heading toward Lousyville?

If the Cards were a Fortune 500 company, they'd be on their way to hostile takeover. -- RedHot Mama

by johnu1 on May 21, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

nah

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three more and it's a no-brainer.

If the Cards were a Fortune 500 company, they'd be on their way to hostile takeover. -- RedHot Mama

by johnu1 on May 21, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Votto swing on that?

it didn’t evenm look like it, I guess I missed it

by Red_Poodle on May 21, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

So did he.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 21, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a better 3B than Cairo

and I’m a lefty!

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

by ZJiff30 on May 21, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

clean inning with which to work

bull crap Welch. He is a closer and should know how to come in with runners on

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

He should

But he’s never been good at it. Much better starting an inning with no one on.

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rolen

Is the man… (has that been said around here?)

by williecreds on May 21, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

didn't one of the Boone Boys play for the Indians

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Pat?

Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!

by souldrummer on May 21, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Debbie

If the Cards were a Fortune 500 company, they'd be on their way to hostile takeover. -- RedHot Mama

by johnu1 on May 21, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

T. Boone Pickens

Rich guy. Bought Oklahoma State a new stadium. Bankrolled the Swiftboating of Kerry (but they’re on the same side now).

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 21, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know who he is.

He’s a pretty major environmentalist these days, too.

by the finest muffins on May 21, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You do?

I was just typing random letters

by ken on May 21, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have my doubts about that

He believes in peak oil – that oil will become increasingly scarce and unaffordable, and therefore we have to switch to other sources of energy.

And he has a lot of money invested in natural gas, wind, solar, etc.

I don’t know that he’s really all that concerned about the environment. Climate change just happens to mesh with his agenda.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

And there’s some belief that he’s trying to hoard some of the new resources he espouses.

Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!

by souldrummer on May 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

before his wind farms

He was trying to buy up water rights in Wyoming so he could pipe it to Texas.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was an indian killer!

that’s racist!

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

by ZJiff30 on May 21, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

was wondering why they didn't mention the Boones

but it was grand father (ray) and grandson

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Bob didn't play for the Indians.

I think they meant two generations who both played for the franchise.

by the finest muffins on May 21, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sidebar:

So I found out one of my new co-workers is Delino DeShields’ cousin. I just looked him up on Wikipedia, and it says he’s the manager at Billings. Still true, anyone know?

by the finest muffins on May 21, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool!

Though I think I’m going to need a fifth opinion.

by the finest muffins on May 21, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

...and this one belongs to the Reds!!!

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

sigh of RELIEF

I ain't paying that for no Arthur Rhodes jersey!

by erhlang on May 21, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

also

arthur rhodes is fucking crazy

by jsl413 on May 21, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

a black redneck

is how he describes himself

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok good game tonight

these native americans are much more fun than Atlanta

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

watching the angels game atm

and i am cheering for the angels so so hard.

Goooooooo Team I Want To Beat The Cardinals!

by thevole on May 21, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

how tall is Jim Day?

Nix is a fairly tall guy right?

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 21, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol

Laynce just said “the bullpen has picked us up the last couple days” what games were he watchin?

by williecreds on May 21, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

"the bullpen has picked us up (and body-slammed us) the last couple days"

by RedsMasochist on May 21, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe that I am now free from the jinx police.

A narrow escape.

Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!

by souldrummer on May 21, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I forgot to ask before

what is the Hannah Montaa backpack about in the thread picture?

by Red_Poodle on May 21, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

It's typical rookie hazing

Just like dressing them up in embarrassing costumes for the last road trip of the year.

The pitchers have their own hazing traditions, and one of them is making the newest rookie wear a girly backpack containing supplies for the bullpen (bubble gum, sunflower seeds, etc.)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 21, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not just the Braves

I think they all do it.

Here’s a Mets rookie pitcher with his Barbie backpack:

And the Twins, also Barbie:

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

great pic

if I saw that at a game (without knowing what you just told me) I’d be disturbed lol. I guess that is the point of the hazing

by Red_Poodle on May 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure this has been mentioned

But I feel the need to say something anyway: This Fox primetime blackout tomorrow night can blow me.

What a bunch of crap.

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."

by Ash on May 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

is even the local market blacked out?

I thought the Fox blackout made exceptions for the local team’s games.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 21, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

no it looks like total blackout

according to Fay. which means we are all stuck with Brantley tomorrow

by Red_Poodle on May 21, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, total and complete blackout. There's another one later this season.

I mean, really, Fox? And you, MLB, you let them hold you hostage like that?

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."

by Ash on May 21, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like the game will be on MLB.tv

Maybe MLB is trying to grab more subscribers so they allow this?

by AB on May 22, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

man, that's pretty rude

They should make an exception for the local market, dammit.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 21, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yankees @ Mets

It’s all yore fault!

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."

by Ash on May 21, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what you're getting?

Not Cubs at Texas or Detroit at LA?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Program guide has Yankees @ Mets 7-10 pm.

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."

by Ash on May 21, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder how they decide

I would think the Cubs game would be of more local interest. Chicago is geographically closer, plus they’re a division rival.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 21, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just look at it as an excuse

to listen to the best radio team on the PLANET …. Marty and the Cowboy!

by williecreds on May 22, 2010 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fox is so disgustingly bad for baseball fans it's not even funny.

Everything about them makes the games worse for fans to enjoy. I’m so glad that I can only watch the one regional game that Fox lets me see. Because you know how hard it is for me to get the Cubs on tv in Chicago.

by Brian B on May 21, 2010 10:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i dont get it

they will get fewer viewers tonight because of this. why do they think i would watch Yanks/Mets when they take my team off the tv? im going to the movies tonight because of this.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 22, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I bet yore totally excited about next weekend.

I think I’m going Sunday night.

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."

by Ash on May 22, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

i am totally excited but i'm not sure when i'll get to see it

i’ve got a friend that is promoting mma events and having his first show this friday. i’m going to be out of town to watch that, and then I’ve got UFC 114 to watch with a group of people saturday night.

i may be watching the movie Sunday like you!

by 'tHan on May 22, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bwahahaha!

You writing the Eyewitness Report on Monday?

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."

by Ash on May 22, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Truly hideous.

If their goal is to make me hate the Yankees more, this is it. At this point, I will not watch the Yankees when they’re on national TV.

Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!

by souldrummer on May 22, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe they're allowed to do this

MLB should insist the home team games are shown in their local markets.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 22, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ash -

I guess you are NOT driving down from Columbus to pick me up and take me to DC for the games this weekend..

Its OK, now that jch is engaged he probably isn’t going to work for me either…

The 2010 Reds – "It could have been a lot worse"
by RedsMasochist on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT

by Madville on May 21, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

By this weekend, I assume you mean next weekend? ;)

I was actually considering going until I realized that my school schedule will not allow it.

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."

by Ash on May 21, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooops yes next weekend,,,

So you would allow your ‘school’ schedule to interfere with a RR road trip…wow

The 2010 Reds – "It could have been a lot worse"
by RedsMasochist on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT

by Madville on May 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

I hate being responsible!

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."

by Ash on May 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are just being adult and taking care of business

But someday…someday at my funeral…you’ll (actually you’ll be at the bar with BK) look back and think damn I shoulda took old Mads on one last Road Trip in 2010 when the Reds went on to win it all…and now he’s gone…

The 2010 Reds – "It could have been a lot worse"
by RedsMasochist on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT

by Madville on May 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mads, you will outlive us all. Seriously.

Also, if you want to go on a road trip, you actually have to clear your work/bowling schedule and show up!

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."

by Ash on May 21, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you really want to know the real and deep truthiness of it all

I’d have to clear it with the FMM.

Seriously though ‘The Secret In Their Eyes’ is a film that you would enjoy…
(It is kind of like Law and Order meets Sophocles..).

Nah its really terrific

The 2010 Reds – "It could have been a lot worse"
by RedsMasochist on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT

by Madville on May 21, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not on the weekend, but I have a class on Friday the 4th that I absolutely cannot miss.

And my exam is the following Tuesday. I have 30-ish pages of stuff to write between now and then, and let’s be honest, procrastination is my forte – I’ll probably do the bulk of the work that weekend.

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."

by Ash on May 22, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're in Cbus?

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 22, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup!

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."

by Ash on May 22, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

cool. why?

or where are you going to school and where are you staying?

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 22, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm back at Ohio State and I live near Grandview.

Quite close to Menace, actually, as I hilariously found out earlier this year.

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."

by Ash on May 22, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

funny

Sounds like a Cbus gathering might happen. Maybe when Lville comes to town

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 22, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds great!

You know me, I’m always game for these things.

"There is no such thing as an innocent Gatorade cooler."

by Ash on May 22, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

The 2010 Reds – "It could have been a lot worse"
by RedsMasochist on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT

by Madville on May 21, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey how about my boy Laynce Fucking Nix

Smokin’ hot..what will Dusty do with all of these OFs
Bruce
Stubbs
Gomes
Nix
Heisy

It was nice knowing you Chris Dickerson.

The 2010 Reds – "It could have been a lot worse"
by RedsMasochist on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT

by Madville on May 21, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

more like nice knowing you Stubbs

He is way below the mendoza, and he stikes out aaaaaalllllllll the time. I will admit Dickerson is only average with the bat, he is better than that, and he has good speed too.

by nugz85 on May 21, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really like Dickerson.

Plus, going into this season his big league OBP was somewhere around .380. Not bad for a leadoff guy with good speed.

No amount of prosperity is sufficient to eliminate all misfortune, and sloth is impervious to opportunity.

by kazahani2 on May 22, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah.

I forgot about his handsome face!

No amount of prosperity is sufficient to eliminate all misfortune, and sloth is impervious to opportunity.

by kazahani2 on May 22, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's hurt a lot and isn't clutch.

The 2010 Reds – "It could have been a lot worse"
by RedsMasochist on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT

by Madville on May 22, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was great to win after yesterday

but I still feel weird about it. Maybe I was just a bit traumatized. I can’t even say exactly why it is still unsettling me—my worst fear didn’t happen, that the losing streak would continue, but everything isn’t back to normal yet for me. I think it might take a week to get that out of my system. Or just a lot of Rolen in the lineup.

Nix and Gomes played really well and the defense was back in shape tonght. Arroyo pitched well enough to win and teh bullpen didn’t give up any runs. I’m happy with the game overall.

by Red_Poodle on May 22, 2010 1:51 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah it's been great to come here and discuss 5/20

I feel sorry for the fans who just had to hear it—that would have been tough—no place to properly vent.

 I actually think Rolen not being in the lineup during it might really help. We only win when Rolen is in the game so we can just attribute it to that and move on lol

by Red_Poodle on May 22, 2010 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rolen won't be able to give you more than 140 games

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 22, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was looking at the boxscore

Votto stiole two bases last night? Is he that good, or is the catcher that bad?

by Red_Poodle on May 22, 2010 9:13 AM EDT reply actions  

he could be a 20-25 SB guy I think

"I don't challenge Murphy, even if he's 0 for 20. Not him, not ever." - Mario Soto

by Caleb on May 22, 2010 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

john fay is a bad writer

The first two sentences from a story he wrote yesterday:

The Hangover is great movie if you want to laugh. But the hangover from the Reds’ 10-9 debacle in Atlanta had the Reds in a somewhat less than jovial mood.

by thevole on May 22, 2010 12:54 PM EDT reply actions  

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