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Open Thread: Yankees vs. Red Sox on Opening Night

Celebrate the last exhibition game of the year with us at RR!  The starters this evening will be C.C. Sabathia for the Yankees and Josh Beckett.  Baseball Tonight is in midseason form, with a Yankees/Sox-centric show, and Dr. Dre and LeBron James are in the house for tonight's festivities.  Check out their new headphones!


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Everyone knows that the season starts in Cincinnati, so humor all of the people getting into this obviously fake game tonight.  What're you drinking, and who are you rooting for?

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I'm drinking Diet Coke

How cool are we!

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 4, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm drinking

raspberry lime soda. And eating cheeseburger flavored Doritos.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

cheeseburger Doritos aren't very good

I like the traditional nacho cheese and the blue cheese/buffalo wing combo they were selling for awhile better.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

They still have those here

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 4, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blatz

Potential doesn't win games.

by Madville on Apr 6, 2010 4:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

are they the "late night? doritos?

because those are awesome

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Apr 4, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

They have all kinds of strange flavors, most of which are available for a short time only.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miller High Life is cheap

Newcastle, not so much

Miller High Life is an everyday beer. I would assume if you’re buying Newcastle, you’re looking for something with taste, right?

Apples and oranges.

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i only had 2 newcastles left

i’m now drinking a bud select.

an everyday beer that actually tastes good

by 'tHan on Apr 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

once again

Bud Select is the best beer for the buck in America today.

not happy i paid $10.24 for a sixer of Smithwicks. at a BP no less…

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

If by Bud Select, you mean Miller High Life

Miller High Life is the best beer for the buck in America today. Cheap, can drink plenty of it, no hangover. What’s not to love?

Bud Select is probably one of the best beers with some taste that doesn’t hurt your wallet, however.

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Bud Select > Bud Light > Bud Heavy (aka diesel)

Have you had the new Bud Select 55? That stuff is god awful. For whatever reason we case-raced with those a couple weeks ago, and after the 4 of us were done, we went to the bar to keep drinking b/c none of us felt buzzed at all. I think each one is like 2.1% alcohol.

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, what the hell is bud heavy?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

diesel

you have to read the stuff within the parenthesis.

by 'tHan on Apr 4, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

he doesnt have cable

we cant expect him to get all the cultural references.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I would never think to refer to Budweiser

as Bud Heavy.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh.

There used to be a bar in Chapel Hill where all the hipsters bought the 24 ounce bottle of Budweiser.

Most were skinny.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know many peole who drink Budweiser period

i can only drink bud-light, not because i want to save calories, but because Bud tastes like shit, and bud light, has a lighter shit taste.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't there a comparable one from Rolling Rock?

Green Light or something?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

MGD 64 is pretty nasty stuff

Of the diet beers, Bud Select 55 > MGD 64 and it’s not even close

Neither get you drunk, however

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

My googling reveals:
Select 55 Light Beer has 2.4% alcohol level (ABV). Bud Select has 4.3% and Bud Light has 4.2%. For comparison, Bud heavy has an ABV of 5%. Michelob Ultra has 4.1% with 95 calories. O’Douls has 0.4%.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

2.1, 2.4.... tomato, tomahto

I probably quick glanced @ the alcohol content when looking up Bud Select 55 when it came out and the 4 probably looked like a 1 to me

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, close enough.

I wasn’t arguing. Either way, it’s not much.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kurkjian is a moron

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 4, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i spelled his name wrong because it's hard to spell

if i knew his ethnicity/race/family’s ancestry, i would “pull a brantley”

by 'tHan on Apr 4, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

cumbd

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Apr 4, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

who wants a Tim Kurkjian book?

i still have 3-4 leftover from Xmas…;

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Green'd

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.

by chesirecat on Apr 5, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN Fail:

Having Eduardo Perez and JP Ricciardi on as expert analysts. That’s when I knew rock bottom had been reached. That being said, I wouldn’t be surprised if they find a few shovels in the future and start digging.

by Ash on Apr 4, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need a best song of the 90's SIS

Mary Jane’s Last Dance and California Love are strong contenders.

by 'tHan on Apr 4, 2010 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

And while I won't claim it's the best

I’ve got a big soft spot for “Hey, Jealousy” by the Gin Blossoms.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 4, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is going to display my extremely bad taste.

But I think Superman by Goldfinger is my favorite song of the 90s.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Apr 4, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

I was trying to remember who sang this a couple of days ago and couldn’t figure out the name.

Of all the songs mentioned so far, I’m with you. But I think I’m going to go with something by Collective Soul myself

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Apr 4, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've linked to it before

But the video for “”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry4iwzS4Na0" target="new">King of Wishful Thinking" by Go West is one of the most emblematic of an era that I’ve ever seen.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 4, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The World I Have Known" might be my choice

I’ve sort of fallen out of familiarity with the Collective Soul oeuvre.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 4, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Live is, for me

THE 90s band. the lead singer’s haircut thingy and casual shirtlessness really takes it to a different level

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Apr 4, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great song

as is “Iris” by Goo Goo Dolls

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Apr 4, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just listened to it

Seemed kind of like most ska songs.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 4, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

the public radio station here

did a Ska Night last night, “Where Ska Never Dies” and all

It was really, really, depressing

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Apr 4, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is a criminally underrated song

But come on. “Semi-Charmed Life”.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 4, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS

I would also put forward Bombs over Baghdad

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Apr 4, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good call

I had a manager in his 40’s named Bob, and kept going on one day about his name being B.O.B. I was wondering whether to attempt to sing that to him or not.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 4, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like that one

I don’t really understand it, but I like it.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is your favorite part of the night sometimes, isn't it?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Apr 4, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

What would baseball be without

Yankees/Red Sox?

"People ask me what I do in the winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
—Rogers Hornsby

by Caleb on Apr 4, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Jon Miller should do more documentaries

I want his voice to be the soundtrack to our lives in a Morgan Freeman sort of way

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Apr 4, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

So no Steve Phillips?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

can we discuss it again

I love that story.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe

They’re starting Brett Gardner in LF.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Nix would make more sense

Gardner is the starting left fielder. This isn’t a one-game thing. (At least until he can’t hit his weight and is benched, like last year.)

I like Gardner, but he’s one of those skinny little guys who rarely hits it out of the infield. His strength as a player is his speed. I could see him as a CFer, but in left field?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course you would say that

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

now start talking about how much you hate:

Miami
government regulation
etc

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can bash Miami

D isn’t here.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nomar says Scutaro will make a difference. Another announcers asked him why. Nomar says “I just think Scutaro plays the game of baseball.”

by 'tHan on Apr 4, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I got my engagment ring back, sold it

and took the money i got from it and bought a baseball glove.

I say it is a win.

It is even more of a win that when I went to get it, I spent 20 minutes talking to her parents about how weird she is, and they told me she made a huge mistake.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

what position do you play?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Long reliever

To spell the starters.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 4, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

mostly for catch purposes

I have outgrown my glove from little league, and I’m tired of having to barrow a glove when I play catch. I wish we had spring time intramural softball. I would be all over that like a fat kid on doughnuts.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope you had money left over

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 4, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

simplify

get the next Big Catch an engagement mitt! from Kohl’s!!!

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would hold out for

the most expensive baseball glove in the world.

Which is actually pretty affordable, as luxury Italian leather goods go.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

crrrrrrap

i hate when links dont open in a new window!

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, is there a way to make that the default option?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Apr 4, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or just middle click

and don’t be an asshole.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

My laptop has a middle click

does yours not even have a right click?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

it has a left click and a right click

no middle click.

also you are again commenting on a joke that you don’t get

by 'tHan on Apr 4, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

give him a break

he doesnt have pay tv, he can’t be expected to get all the jokes.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a joke? Must be hilarious.

Anyway, you can easily right click and open in a new window. For future reference.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Firefox you can hit "control" (or "command" on a mac) when you're clicking on a link

To put it in a new tab. Which should work well for Laptop Guy over there

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 4, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

good lord

you know that every link i click opens in a new window

by 'tHan on Apr 4, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for that advice

i had no idea.

i knew that computer science degree was useless

by 'tHan on Apr 4, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, when you finally figure it out

you can stop complaining about not being able to do it, right?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I long ago stopped being serious about it.

This unfortunately is not obvious in non-IRL.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

its efficient

and pretty

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

good.

i haven’t used it since the day it was released. at that point you couldn’t force all links to open in a new window, so i stopped using it

by 'tHan on Apr 4, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's definitely much lighter than firefox

but I feel like there was something random like that that I couldn’t do with it when I tried it months ago, so I switched back to firefox.

Maybe I should try it again.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

by ZJiff30 on Apr 10, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate it when it does open in a new window

If I want to open something in a new window, I’ll right-click it and “open in new window.”

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i had some money left over

she picked out the ring actually.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Ronan Tynan will sing "God Bless America" for the Red Sox

He was fired by the Yanks and moved to Boston after making a racist comment.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Funny

You wouldn’t think that Boston would be a town that was tolerant of racists.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 4, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

godlord

I was really hoping they’d draft Tebow. Although I guess they still could.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 4, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tebow? Godlord.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Apr 4, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is the best team in 2006!

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Apr 4, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome

It’s about time they did something about the whole Jason Campbell thing

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 4, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

they should have traded him to PIT

for Roethlisberger

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reminds me

“Bulls On Parade” was pretty dope in the 90’s.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 4, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back-back-back Beckett

strikes again.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Curtis Granderson is pretty good

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 4, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Why can't CC tear his labrum, rotar cuff, and capsule?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

can i be godlord?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

How drunk are you?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

haven't had a drink in days

but i am tired as hell.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Youk

Has the weirdest batting stance.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

his feet are really close together

He looks kinda like a ballerina at the plate.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry i keep bashing the Yankee's

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

get in line

There’s about 10 million Skankees ahead of you.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

s'okay

I’m used to it.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice catch

I’m not sure Melky Cabrera would have gotten that one.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably b/c Melky Cabrera's not a good defensive CF

And Gardner actually seems to have some upside, so why not play him in LF over Cabrera, right?

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melky

Yankees fans saw him as a good defensive CFer, but that could be in comparison to aging Bernie Williams, aging Johnny Damon, etc. He had great speed and a cannon for an arm, but he really struggled with balls hit over his head, and playing them off the wall. The defensive stats on him are weird, with some showing him the best in the league, and some showing him the worst.

Melky is gone now – he’s a Brave. I like Gardner. He’s got amazing speed – more than Melky, even, who wasn’t slow. But his instincts in the outfield aren’t very good. Because of his raw speed, he gets to balls others might not, but he’s not as good as, say, Bubba Crosby at reading the ball off the bat, getting good jumps, and taking good routes.

I do think he’s got upside, if only because his batting mechanics are so poor. There’s a lot of room for improvement, even to an amateur’s eye.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only thing I took from this is that Melky needs to work on balls over his head

So apparently someone should get him a TeaBagging or Roman Helmet for Dummies book

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

have we actually discussed this game?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

What game?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

For whatever reason on ESPN2 I get the ESPNews feed

I guess since Hartford’s 1/2 way between Boston and NY, they blacked out this game?

So, since my wife is a Yankees fan, we’re watching YES, although when I go to the kitchen I catch a few pitches of NESN

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's showing on YES here, not on ESPN

here in upstate NY.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

So far not a fan of YES's new pitch count/pitch speed graphic

And the player name scrolling graphic on the HR was 1 step above awful

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

im boycotting the Masters coverage this year

golf sucks. but at least it doesnt end in a draw.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

there are no ties in golf

hence the reason it doesnt end in a draw.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

mostly sarcasm

i dont like the way the Masters adds fake bird noises to the telecast.

i dont care for golf at all.

i couldn’t care less if Tiger competes or not.

oh, and i’ll be out of town on vacation.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

no one liked the MABaG burger

BK still is haunted by the fact that is the only tour spot that he, himself, selected.

i secretly think jch liked it however. he just mimicked the group’s consensus to avoid confrontation.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

mea culpa

i forgot.

Zip’s, in my humble opinion, is a tad overrated. But its tasty.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same question, Zip's vs TTC?

Who ya got?

And why?

Man I could talk burgers and beer 24/7

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

forgot about Tink's $15 Kobe burger

too bad they have closed up shop. im glad we got the fellas there beforehand.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it Kobe?

Have you experienced a Kobe steak of any cut to have any frame of reference?

Went to a place in Newport, RI which claimed to have a Kobe burger, and it was ground filet, ribeye and supposedly some Kobe, but really just tasted like a juicier Steak n Shake burger to me.

Last time I was in Atlantic City I plunked down some coin for some Kobe steaks @ Bobby Flay Steak, and it was ridiculous, almost life changing, especially the bill….

Part of me wants to get some legit Waygu shipped from Japan, but I just can’t imagine the total cost…

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

now i want steak n shake

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess it was Kobe

it was the only place that truly cooked the meat to the correct temperature for each person.

my bro in law has an Angus farm and im extremely partial to fresh Angus steaks and ground beef.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fresh Angus is awesome

Although I’m very partial to dry aged Angus

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zip's vs TTC

Who ya got?

Citybeat just gave Zip’s top nod for the 13th consecutive year, TTC came in 2nd, 5 Guys came in 3rd

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i read that too

TTC and Gordo’s are the consensus top two burgers in town.

i don’t remember who was third. Probably Opening Day. Arthur’s was well received. So was Zola’s.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 Guys came in 3rd

And I still maintain that Gordo’s shouldn’t be in the same category as other burger places, and the same with 5 Guys.

Gordo’s is top tier gourmet, and is there honestly another horse in that race in the tri-state area?

TTC and Zip’s at least makes sense.

5 Guys is the best of all the chains, but it’s still a chain.

I guess I need to hit up Opening Day since it’s well received on here. Arthur’s is overrated, IMO.

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

TTC is pretty gourmet

especially if you go with the lump crab or the wine reduction sauces.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went with neither

Cheeseburger is how I roll and judge an establishment’s burger.

Unless I go to Gordo’s, see the menu and say “oh, I guess I’m getting something gourmet”

FTR, I’ve never actually seen a TTC menu, everytime I’ve been there I’ve just asked for a plain cheeseburger.

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

you focus waayyyy too much on gourmet

gordo’s is no more gourmet than any of these other places, it’s just better

by 'tHan on Apr 4, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gordo's is different

but its phenomenal. it works.

remember jch’s fried burger at tour stop #2?

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ingredient though

Look at Gordo’s menu, and they don’t have normal burgers

They have awesomely selected flavor profile burgers, and I’m sure if you simplified them down to a simple hamburger vs a hamburger from another joint it just might not stack up.

Who knows, maybe next time I go to Gordo’s I’ll ask if I can get a simple cheeseburger (bun, cheese, burger, cheese, burger, cheese, bun), and then it might change my opinion of Gordo’s.

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

the meatball that makes the burger is awesome

better than everywhere else. the burger isn’t dependent on the toppings, but the toppings are also great

by 'tHan on Apr 4, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

TTC

I still think Zip’s is great, but TTC is on another level

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 4, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still like the grape compote

Westie had the Gordo’s burger and wasnt overwhelmed.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've had the same grape compote burger @ Gordo's, and it's awesome, don't get me wrong

And I’ve also had their burger with the roasted peppers and smoked bacon and some kinda fancy cheese, and also was awesome

But it’s all gourmet stuff. That’s like saying you prefer The Precinct over Outback, ya know?

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

and it wasnt gourmet priced

it was very comparable to the cost of most of the other places.

i remember Gordo’s pimping their homemade ketchup previously. last trip had bottled ketchup on the table. interesting.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Recently they put in a Bobby's Burger Palace @ Mohegan Sun

And they have chipotle ketchup, and it’s sneaky spicy, and very tasty

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

just like Gerald Ford

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all fairness, TTC is the only burger in the same category that should compete with Zip's

I still prefer Zip’s, but TTC does a damn fine burger.

jch was tellin’ me I should have ordered crab on my TTC cheeseburger when I was in town 2 weekends ago, but that’s just craziness. If you have to resort to put crab on your burger, then your burger is just no good.

I’m wondering where TTC vs Zip’s will be in 5+ years once the TTC novelty has worn off.

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The TTC burger is still the best in town even without crab

With crab it’s even better than that

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 4, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time and place, brother

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 4, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

im free Thursday evening

we could start the BBQ tour, Jim Dandy’s, or hit TTC.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

slim

last year jerms and I were both unattached. between the custody schedule and date nights we don’t have the same level of free time this year.

might have to be monthly or every other month.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, you really only need probably 5 dates

Since there’s maybe only that many good BBQ places in Cincinnati

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

that place sucks

the most miserable restaurant experience i’ve ever had.

and that was the 2nd attempt to go there. the first time the wait was so long we had to go to allyn’s. fuck terry’s turf club.

by 'tHan on Apr 4, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i still can't believe they served you a burger

in three pieces. that’s horseshit.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've only eaten there once, the 1st time I went

Every time since, gotten it to go

I got no patience, and I hate waitin’….

As much as I love Zip’s, I won’t wait for it. I don’t know many restaurants ANYWHERE I’d actually wait for a table.

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love waiting for a table

pretty much indicates the place is pretty decent.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I respectfully disagree

And it’s b/c of the novelty factor

Within easily the 1st year, and possibly 2 years (depending on the location) of a place opening, people flock to it b/c it’s new and there’s a buzz. This doesn’t always mean that the place is good/decent/fill in positive adjective.

Once the novelty’s worn off, and there’s still a wait, it’s b/c people are either too stupid to plan accordingly and make reservations (if applicable), or the place is worth waiting for.

Wait doesn’t always equal good place.

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do Outbacks in your neck of the woods have call ahead seating?

b/c the ones around us certainly do.

Call, get your name on the list, and they give you a pretty accurate estimate of when to show up

But then again, places that don’t do reservations will always have a wait if their food is 1/2 way decent, for the exact psychological reason that if people see a wait they think the food is decent

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

but they don't do reservations

a place has to be LEGENDARY for me to go if they don’t accept reservations and wait

if they have a good bar, it helps, but then I just end up racking up some unnecessary bar tab pre-meal

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Went to a new hibachi place down in Branford, CT last night

2 rounds of drinks pre-meal which included in total:

1 scorpion bowl
2 bud light bottles
2 7&7s
2 vanilla vodkas & sprite

Pre-tip, $55 bucks.

All this b/c we were 30 mins early for our reservation, and hoped we’d get a table sooner b/c the hostess told us we had a chance to do so.

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 drinks and a scorpion bowl

seems like a $55 tab.

you need to visit Barnesburg Tavern.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The bar prices were fine

It’s just that I didn’t need to turn an $80 sushi and hibachi night into a $110 sushi, hibachi and round of drinks night

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Having it with crab may ruin the whole experience for me

While I’m sure I’ll enjoy the Hell out of said burger, I really do like a simple cheeseburger.

I feel that if you have to dress your burger up with fancy ingredients, you’re trying to misdirect the lack of quality in your burger on its own. I know this is not the case with TTC, but the feeling I get.

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

jch introduced me to the crab burger

We were at TTC, I ordered a standard cheeseburger, loved it. jch offered me a bite of the lump crab meat burger, I promptly ordered a second burger.

It’s phenomenal.

by Ash on Apr 4, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean crab with anything should make that anything taste exponentially better, provided the crab's fresh and not nasty

I’m assuming you’ve had a Zip burger with cheese, so how would you compare that to your TTC standard cheeseburger?

As for your post Ash, it seems the moral of that story is that jch offered and subsequently gave you crab(s). And apparently it was phenomenal.

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

At least crabs doesn’t last 18 years ifyouknowwhatImean.

Yes, I’ve been to Zip’s. It was good. I can’t really remember specifics about Zip’s when it comes to the food, though, (I do remebmber how GD dark it was in there!) which leads me to believe that it wasn’t on the same level as TTC or Gordo’s. I’d drive from Columbus for a burger at either of those places – and I have!

by Ash on Apr 4, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's very dark in Zip's

And Zip’s has that annoying train going around the ceiling.

Travel Channel has a new show called Food Wars. They should do Zip’s vs TTC, or TTC vs Gordo’s, or whatever configuration they choose (although Zip’s vs Gordo’s makes little sense, IMO). So yeah, definitely Zip’s vs TTC.

Why would you drive from Columbus for TTC or Gordo’s, when you can drive to Thurman’s, which I’d say is better than TTC or Gordo’s or Zip’s?

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also love Thurman, have been there on multiple occasions

When a majority of the group lives in the Cincinnati area, I have no problem making the trek.

by Ash on Apr 4, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like Food Wars

i usually dont select the winner.

if they come to cincy it has to be chili competition.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Camp Washington vs Price Hill?

So far I’ve seen the Chicago Italian Beef, the Buffalo Wings, the Fried Chicken wherever the F that was, and the Minneapolis Juicy Lucy

Have I missed any?

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never been to either

but then again, I’m not a fan of Italian beef

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And cheap season tickets when I was @ tOSU

had Crew season tickets from 2002 to 2004 b/c my buddy introduced a group of us to Brian McBride, and he was a great guy to drink with, so logically it only made sense to get drunk before, during, and after Crew games

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still pretty cheap tickets

And the Nordecke groups all banded together now makes it a much better experience from the time when you were there.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 4, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're a great Crew

An off week the 2nd week of the season makes very little sense, too.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 4, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love the train at Zips

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want to have an electric train and bar in my basement.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

His mom would be annoyed?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i don't have a basement

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

if my wife lets me do it

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

on the assumption that when i get a house i will have a wife

i don’t really see myself owning a house if i am single.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe when i feel like being a responable adult i'll consider it

but right now i like renting, and not having to worry about anything.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus i want to pay down my student loans

before i take on a mortgage.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

and a real job

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm on to foreign service officer

after the peace corps

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would work in embassies across the world

I would work for the State Department.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to be a Consular Officer

I would deal with foreigners who are trying to get visa’s, and dumb American tourists who lost their passports while abroad and have other issues.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, thank you for the explanation

So basically you’ll be the people in the American Consulate in the 1st Bourne movie that don’t get their ass kicked?

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 5, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

sure

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 5, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which

I passed the FSOT with a high score so you’re going to be fine when you finally get around to taking it as long as you write your essays with better grammar than you use here.

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.

by chesirecat on Apr 5, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is great news

congratulations. I did fine on the writing portion of my GRE’s.

Maybe we will be in the same embassy one day.

What is your career track?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 5, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

This thread's dead

but it’s public diplomacy.

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.

by chesirecat on Apr 6, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only when property values keep going up.

Definitely doesn’t always happen.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i admit i like it also

the restrooms are the worst ever, however

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay, I gotta ask

What makes the bathrooms “the worst ever”?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably getting busted for sexual harassment in it

Larry Craig’d

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

hard to explain

like pissing in half a phone booth.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

the top half

or the bottom half?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

jungle jims are pretty nice

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by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worst part about that being the 3 televisions

located outside of the bathrooms that constantly loop news stories about said bothrooms. Really? REALLY?

by Ash on Apr 4, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

the restrooms at zips are bad?

how could they be worse than ttc? ttc’s restroom doesn’t even have a door!

by 'tHan on Apr 5, 2010 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

TTC, then Gordo's.

I liked Zip’s, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to get there again.

by Ash on Apr 4, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

b/c you all failed burger ordering

get the cheeseburger or the double cheeseburger, and then the condiments of your liking

None of this olive burger nonsense

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

jch got the plain burger and thought it was worse than Quatman's

You still don’t have a case here, chief.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 4, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jon MIller gave Cincinnati a gift of opening day

FUCK ESPN!!!!

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Speaking of Joe Morgan

I can’t believe the guy still holds a grudge against Hal McCoy from 1979 for saying he was no longer needed on the Reds.

by RedsMasochist on Apr 4, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

no shit

i hate 30 year grudges. weak.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgan is Shitsauce

why does he hold a grudge against Hal?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hal wrote that the Big Red Machine was done and Morgan was no longer needed

I’m guessing he was supporting complete rebuilding at the time. I only found out about this from that Cincinnati magazine article I read off a link from Redleg Nation the other day. Really tarnished Morgan in my eyes. LINK
(the part about the grudge is about 3/4 of the way down the page)

by RedsMasochist on Apr 4, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know that guy

That wrote the article. He dresses up like Marvin Lewis on Bengals gamedays and everyone in the bar calls him “Coach.”

by Brendanukkah on Apr 4, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wondered if that was the guy

I can’t imagine theres too many Sridhars out there

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Apr 4, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have the Yanks-Sox game on TV

Have the terrorists struck Fenway yet? Otherwise, I don’t give a shit.

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Apr 4, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

One could argue they have, since the Yankees are winning

And Scott Schoenweiss has made an appearance for the Red Sox

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game sucks

I hate the Yankees.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Layne Nix

Jeter is going to get 3000 hits as a SS. Pretty amazing.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of Layne Staley

And the fact that Alice in Chains has been woefully underrepresented in the “Best Songs of the ’90s” discussion.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 4, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

great band

i’d have a hard time selecting a top 5 list from their catalog.

i can do it easily with pearl jam and soundgarden…and i think Nirvana was vastly overrated.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's baseball

Honestly, at this point in the year, I wouldn’t care who was playing and who was winning. It’s baseball!

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gardy

I really think his defense is overrated. He’s got blazing speed, but his instincts in the outfield stink.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea where he was throwing that ball

Airmailed GayRod, and then quickly found the backstop.

It didn’t even look like he was throwing that home, I thought he was going to 3rd.

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to mlb.com

and learned that there’s apparently some sort of deal for people who get YES to watch all of the games online, too. I’m confused. How is this useful?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait, what?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you're not at home

you can watch online.

But I think you have to be a Comcast customer.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, you have to subscribe to cable and have the YES network.

Plus you have to pay $70.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

it makes sense

For people who are stuck at work late a lot. No blackouts, like MLB.TV has.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess...

but how many people can there be who work late but are able to watch baseball while working? And prefer that to DVRing the game for when they get home?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

they are thinking about the future, when everyone will be watching TV on their iPads/smartphones/netbooks.

Me, I hate watching sports on DVR. Sports are meant to be watched live.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scott Schoeneweis' wife

died from an overdose of cocaine and lidocaine and her cocaine use “may have caused harm to another person.”

Yikes.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

egad

i have no idea what that references.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was pitching

and they were talking about how the death of his wife forced him onto the DL last year, because of depression and parenting problems.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

poor dude

glad he made bank the past few years, that makes it easier.

i cant imagine being a single parent as a ballplayer, traveling town to town most of the year. but…..making multimillions/year has to help out.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

He hired two nannies. He considered retiring, but decided it would be better to go back to work.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swisher played that into a triple, no?

Looked like he wanted to maybe Superman that ho and try and dive for the ball, and in the process it skipped by him and Youk made it into 3rd.

Swisher makes Dunn look like a good OF.

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swisher

is a really bad outfielder.

And I’m starting to think Gardy is, too, despite his speed.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe

But I felt the same last year, when he was playing CF in Yankee Stadium. Watching Gardner really made me appreciate outfielders who have good instincts vs. the guys who get there with raw speed. Gardner always seems to jump the wrong way, take the wrong route, etc.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i liked it

that SOB has to be 60 and looks great

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate God Bless America in the 7th inning

it is empty forced patriotism. God Damn this shit.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

relax, son

the National Anthem is played pregame. After 9/11 GBA was adopted. Im cool with that.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am against that too

More forced empty patriotism as a result of WWII. Does it really serve any real perfect?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

any real perfect?

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

purpose*

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You were close

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 4, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

three out of seven letters!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

godlord

It’s spelled “porpoise”.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 4, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

It’s almost admitting the terrorists have won

Whatever happened to “Take me out to the ballgame”?

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

the terrorist have won

when I go through TSA in the morning, I have to take my shoes off, I can’t take a bottle of water through, and a whole host of other things.

Despite not killing anybody the shoe bomber and underwear bomber have won.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats why i take megabus

my shoes stay on. i bring booze to my seat. i have Wifi access. and i pay $15 to get to CHI.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i leave at 930 and arrive at 200pm

works for me. saves me the $50 valet fee nightly at the hotel.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah parking in Chicago sucks

when my folks came up and visited they parked in front of my building using my visiting pass, and used the L to get to their hotel, it saved them a few hundred dollars.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that 2 PM CST?

b/c doesn’t it take like 4.5 hours by car, and 930 to 2 is 4.5 via bus, and buses don’t normally travel as fast as cars

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they allow 5.5-6 hours for the trip.

Part of that is because they stop, I assume. That was what annoyed me most about the Chicago-Ann Arbor megabus trip. We spent half an hour at some crappy truck stop.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

they do stop in IN for a half hour

i guess the driver needs a break. all in all its a great deal.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

when i spend a long time on a bus i get a nasty headache

doesn’t happen when i’m in a car, plane, or train.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point.

Also, it was either in Indiana or Michigan. So even more redundant.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know anyone who's been to a good truck stop

but then again, before tonight I didn’t know anyone who liked the train @ Zip’s, and now I know of 2

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

is there a CHi-Ann Arbor flight?

who cares about a half hour stop at a truck stop? take a shower. grab a Red Bull. Smoke a cig. then reboard the bus!

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

You would fly into Detroit.

The Detroit airport’s now on the A2 side of Detroit, about half an hour away. Still requires either an expensive ride or getting picked up.

And I was just being impatient, I know. It seemed particularly silly since there were about a dozen people on the bus, all waiting around while the driver stood around talking on his phone.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

You always seem to get that $15 deal.

Each and every time I’ve priced tickets for them it was at least twice that one way. That being said, still much cheaper and less hassle than flying.

by Ash on Apr 4, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just have to plan a bit in advance if you're going on a weekend

or over a college break.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I paid $100 for a round trip plane ticket from O'Hare to CVG and back

and I don’t have to spend hours on a bus.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats a ridiculous deal

worth the $70.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

they run that deal every weekend, you just have to buy the plane ticket the week of. You have to leave O’Hare on a flight after 7PM, and return on Monday or Tuesday at any time.

United, Delta, and American have a shitton of flights between ORD and CVG, so they all price match on this flight too.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

flights from CVG

are like $400+

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

check it on tuesday

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy shit

Steven Tyler doing God Bless America

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

good times

i heard the recorded version at Fenway a couple years ago when they played the Yankees. the crowd belted that shit out.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, so I don't get it.

How the hell is this connected to the Red Sox?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats a good question

i have no idea how it originated at Fenway.

Dirty Water > Go Cubs Go

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia says it's been played in Fenway

“since at least 1997.” Seriously? That counts for a tradition in a hundred-year-old stadium?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

They do it at Nationals Park too

Nothing worse than a shitty “tradition” than a stolen shitty “tradition.” Also, last night, the Red Sox played the Nats in an exhibition game. There was a bar, a DC bar, that was offering specials on Sam Adams simiply because the Red Sox were in town. What. The. Fuck?

by Brendanukkah on Apr 4, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point

each city should make their own tradition.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

its contracted out at the old Hudepohl/Schoenling brewery. not all Sam Adams is brewed there.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lake Front Brewery in Milwaukee is the best ever

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a fan

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 4, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where did that come from?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with BK

as drunk as Justin types, there’s no way he’s toured every brewery ever

wow, that’s a lot of e’s and r’s

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i really am sober

i’ve had about 9 hours of sleep over the last two days.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually i finished my paper thursday night at 7

I’ve been home, and have had a bit of insomnia, and have had shit in the morning, i’m not use to functioning before noon.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

people have been wondering about it for years

It really has nothing to do with baseball, the Red Sox, or Boston. It was just a song that was popular at sporting events awhile back. The Red Sox sound person played it a few times because others were, and became superstitious about it. Seemed like whenever she played it, the Sox won. So she kept doing it. The fans liked it, and eventually, she was asked to play it every game, during the 8th inning.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

originally, that's how it was

Now it’s the eighth inning of every home game.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fenway Park has an 8th Inning stretch

between the top 1/2 and bottom 1/2 of the 8th Inning, and during which they play Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline” over the PA.

During this spectacle, and the lyrics “Sweeeeeeeeeet Caroline”, the Red Sox fans shout “Oh Oh Oh” before he comes back in with “Good times never feel so good”, and then after “so good” the crowd shouts “so good, so good, so good”, and then he comes back in with “IIIIIIIIIIIII, am inclined…”

It’s annoying as fuck.

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

they turn off the sound during the chorus

And let the fans carry it.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should just turn off the sound from the beginning

That song sucks ass. I didn’t even like the Me First and the Gimme Gimmes version.

by RedsMasochist on Apr 4, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, and it's annoying as fuck

They should stop doing it, but of course they won’t, since it’s rooted it some kinda superstition

Although I blame that awful movie, Fever Pitch

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course NESN is showing it

YES, is obviously in commercial right now

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game

seems awfully long.

Slow game, or a buttload of ads?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Neil Diamond

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 4, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

God Bless America

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It did

Apparently Neil’s still a little upset that the Dodgers are no longer in Brooklyn.

It’s currently the topic of conversation between the announcers on NESN

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old people are funny like that

Hell, people are funny like that

I’m sure there’s something in our lives of which we all hold some unknown grudge

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 4, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, it did

He’s a Brooklynite.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 4, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question for the populace

I have a blank Reds jersey. Is there a place at GABP that I can get it personalized? I’d like to get Gomes’ name and number on it.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 4, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm sure Madville will do it for you

he does everything.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

11:41 EST

and its still the 8th inning on Opening Night in Boston.

not so good, imho.

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

EDT good buddy

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Joe Morgan leave?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

or he has been gagged.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yankees in last place

all is good with the world!

"then skip it"....

by obc2 on Apr 4, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

but the Red Sox are in first place!

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 4, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

The bullpen kinda sucked. I wonder if Joba might be sent down to Scranton.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 5, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really think Joba was rushed

And it’s hurting him. He was less than a year in the minors. Went from high A to AA to AAA to the big leagues in one season.

And yeah, I have serious doubts about what the Reds are doing with Leake.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 5, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Joba was rushed, b/c he hits triple digits

They don’t know if he’s a starter, a middle reliever, a righty specialist, a setup guy, or a closer. They have no f’n clue.

Give him the ball, tell him to throw hard and hope for the best.

by Highlifeman21 on Apr 5, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good night all

5AM will come quickly!

Happy Opening Day!

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 5, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

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