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Return of the Soulsucker (Jukich vs. Hirsh)

 

Moosic, PA (April 27, 2010) - Ben Jukich, the pitcher lost via Rule 5, then returned, made his first start of the season on a bitterly cold night at PNC Field.  Scranton is sort of up in the mountains, and can be very cold and windy in the spring.  It actually snowed during the game, and you could see the players' breaths.

Jukich looked disappointing normal, not like his Gameday pic at all.

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Yes, he's sprouted some weird facial hair, as have many of the Bats.  The Reds are apparently now allowing their minor leaguers to grow facial hair.

On the mound for the SWB Yankees, Jason Hirsh.  He would come within four outs of a no-hitter.

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Star-divide

Corky Miller has a big, droopy mustache that reminded me of Sal Fasano.  The fans in front of me were apparently reminded of Mike Piazza, because they kept calling him "Piazza" throughout the game.  ("Hey, Piazza!  Control your pitcher!")

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Danny Dorn in the on-deck circle.

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Because it was so cold and windy, the stands were pretty empty.  It was so quiet I could hear the Bats talking in the dugout below.  Dorn's teammates call him "Danny" or "Dornie."

Zack Cozart attempts a bunt.

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It didn't work.

Juan Miranda homers off Jukich.

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Corky Miller.

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Danny Dorn and Juan Miranda.

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Juan Francisco fouls a ball off his foot.

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Chris Valaika.

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Valaika walks back to the dugout after striking out.

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Danny Dorn throws his bat in frustration.

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Yes, it was that kind of night.


Wilkin Castillo tries a bunt.

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It didn't work.  He heads back to the dugout.

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Jesus Delgado pitched the 6th and 7th.

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Chris Valaika.

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Drew Sutton.

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Zack Cozart is not afraid to get his uniform dirty.

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Finally, with two out in the 8th, Corky, mighty Corky, is advancing to the bat.

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We didn't know it at the time, but this would be Hirsh's last pitch of the night.

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Corky sent it over the left field wall.

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Dave Miley takes the ball and sends Hirsh to the showers.  He got a nice ovation from the three or four fans left.

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(Actually, quite a few people stuck around because of the no-hitter.  The place emptied out pretty fast after that, though.)

Jon Adkins pitched the 8th.

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Jesus Montero, one of the Yankees' studly catching prospects, hit a single off Adkins.

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Corky's hit would be the only one the Bats got.  The Yankees celebrate their victory.

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Not exactly the most action-filled photos this time, but there aren't too many highlights in an almost-no-hitter.

Final score: Louisville 1, SWB 2.

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my question exaclt.y

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Apr 30, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was in the on-deck circle

When Sutton made the third out. He may have thought Sutt (as they call him) should have been safe.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 30, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's racist!

And ageist!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 30, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah Italians are white

i have a whole book about it.

I hate Dusty Baker so goddamn much.

by justin007000 on May 1, 2010 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

not around here they aren't

There are still some neighborhoods where you aren’t welcome if your last name ends in a vowel.

Heck, there are still some people around here who don’t consider Irish to be white. They hear someone’s gotten engaged to someone with an Irish last name, and say, “Couldn’t she find someone white to marry?”

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 1, 2010 6:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yea like Obama

Potential doesn't win games.

by Madville on May 1, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I cede your point

mostly i was being flippant and glib.

I hate Dusty Baker so goddamn much.

by justin007000 on May 2, 2010 4:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think you might want to consider moving.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that.
It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

by RedsMasochist on May 2, 2010 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think it's really that different anywhere else

It’s just more open in some places than others. And different groups of people are the target, of course.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 2, 2010 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know about that

i don’t even know what you meant with the “last name ends in a vowel” thing.

by 'tHan on May 2, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

A lot of people don't

Heck, most of the people living in those neighborhoods probably don’t know. It’s not like they burn crosses on your lawn. The real estate agents just steer people toward or away from certain neighborhoods. The local Italian community is very aware of it, though.

(The vowel thing basically means no Italians or Eastern Europeans.)

The apartment complex I live in was sued for racial discrimination. If blacks wanted to rent a unit, there was no vacancy. I’m embarrassed to say I never even noticed until I read about it in the paper.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 2, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

lots of libraries have mein kampf

but libraries are not the same thing as bookstores, and putting it in the display windows is not the same thing as a shelf in a library.

by Daedalus on May 4, 2010 7:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

OMG i spit out beer

i’m not sure you realize how much your entire life has been shaped by this website.

by Daedalus on May 5, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crolfs wouldn't be hanging around here if it didn't resonate on some level...

Either you got it or you don’t…The Kid’s got it.

The 2010 Reds – "It could have been a lot worse"
by RedsMasochist on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT

by Madville on May 5, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

College does crazy things for you.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 5, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

get bent, fuckface

"The Asian language is very different than ares." -- Justin007000

by jch24 on May 5, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Always the appropriate and gentle response from jch

The 2010 Reds – "It could have been a lot worse"
by RedsMasochist on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT

by Madville on May 5, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice work, as always

I really enjoy stuff like this.

When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

by poojols on May 1, 2010 3:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Hirsch... was he a Rockie for a while?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on May 1, 2010 9:18 AM EDT reply actions  

yes, he was

Came up in the Astros system. He was a second round draft pick.

They traded him, Taylor Buchholz and our pal Willy Taveras to the Rockies for Jason Jennings and Miguel Asencio.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 1, 2010 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was born in Arkansas

And went to Baylor. That’s probably normal hair for him. ;-)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 1, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

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