Cactus League Game 4(?) Thread: Royals at Reds
Bronson Arroyo takes the mound for the first time this spring. Reds starters haven't performed all that well so far, though Homer Bailey had a nice 2 inning outing in this morning's B-game. I wouldn't be too concerned with that as starting pitchers, especially those with roster spots locked up, aren't pitching like they normally would. For the most part they are working on just one or two things - location, a specific pitch, mechanical issues, rhythm, etc - so results this early in spring mean even less than you would expect. It'd be nice to see him perform well, but even if he does I don't think it means much yet.
This will be the only time the Reds face the Royals this spring, though the Royals do come to Cincinnati in June, so this is just a precursor to that epic battle. Then again, before we start making Royals jokes, we should remember that they have a had a winning season more recently than the Reds.
Pitchers you can expect to see in this game for the Reds are: Aroldis Chapman, Nick Masset, Daniel Ray Herrera, Jared Burton, Micah Owings, Pedro Viola. For the Royals, after Bannister expect to see Kyle Farnsworth, Francisco Rosario, Ramon Colon, and Anthony Larew. I'm sure everyone will be all abuzz about Chapman after the game.
Lineups are after the jump (hat tip to CNati). If you have Gameday Audio or are in the KC area, the game is being broadcast on KCSP. If not, you can follow along on Gameday.
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Looks basically like what you'd expect in April with Gomes in LF instead of DH'ing
s/b interesting to see Dickerson v. Stubbs
Is this the day a Reds team scores more than 2 runs?
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle
so according to cunningham
marty thinks this is a better pitching staff than he’s ever seen in all his years of broadcasting reds baseball. i kid you not that he just said that.
Sonny my pitched my wild
Cus
1. I’m high
2. I felt I took too long to get it posted in the last thread (see 1.)
3. They need to make an ADD version of Gameday
(He's just saying that so you stop posting it!)
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by BubbaFan on Mar 8, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
I believe he said that on the radio on Saturday.
talking about the depth in the farm system after seeing leake and wood and all that
last year's was probably better
in the sense that I think expectations were higher for the pitching staff in ’09. I think the ’10 model will be okay, but not great.
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i believe he was talking about the bottom of the first
but i could be wrong because my audio feed keeps dropping out.
mine too
and Hal McCoy is tweeting ahead of the stream, ruining the surprise!
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Gameday is also running ahead of the audio too
stupid technology ruining other technology
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That said
I’m in New York City listening to a Cincinnati baseball team play a game in Goodyear, Arizona on a Kansas City radio station. How can I be angry at this not being perfect? I’m pretty sure it’s magic that it’s happening in the first place.
by thevole on Mar 8, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Green 'em both, I say
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you live in NYC?
If not, you picked a helluva time to be here…
58 degrees and sunny today…hooorah.
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Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle
I live in LIC, on 47th avenue. We should meet up sometime.
Wait, are you creepy in person?
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We should!
And, jeepers, why would you think i might be creepy? I’m from the INTERNET, for pete’s sake!
I bet you're a hot 19 year old co-ed who loves to get crazy on weekends too
and you have a picture to prove it!
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so long as there is poetry involved ...
I’d say, meet at a coffee shop and discuss the urban dynamic.
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
Don't forget the part where she wants your hard-as-a-diamond manhood
If you’re willing to buy a year’s worth of magic peener pills to enhance it.
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you've lived quite a life, young man
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You have no idea
My autobiography will be penned by Pops, published by Mads, with a foreword by Jutsin.
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"I'd like to make it more then 4 words, if thats okya" - Justin
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 8, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
i am out for the day
unable to defend myself, and this is what i come back to?
This is so like being England in the Revolutionary War.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Published and annotated..that is.
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rec'd for Jutsin
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 9, 2010 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Make some runs please
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 8, 2010 3:18 PM EST reply actions
Aroldis probably starting the 3rd
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 8, 2010 3:18 PM EST reply actions
whoah
now you are predicting innings? This is really ruining my audio!!!!
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Am I off? Royal's announcer just said that it was 9 up, 9 down...
BP just flied out.
Aroldis Chapman stars as...THE CUBANATOR!!
and your audio is a full minute ahead of mine
at least. bah!
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now you know what it's like in the MLB.tv ghetto
i’m always a minute or two behind on gameday threads during the regular season
I need a vote on mlb.tv
I was thinking of getting it but at least one person here says there are administrative issues, as in billing problems. Has that been addressed?
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
You can usually avoid that
by going with the lower quality version. The nicer stuff (“DVR-like” and higher quality) is only available on a time delay, annoyingly.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I am just looking for a cut above the "highlights" clips
maybe watch most/part/all of a game on some rainy night.
I don’t actually “do” television much.
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
Yeah, this is why I'm trying to decide
whether the “premium” version is worth it. I’m trying to remember how much I actually used the premium features.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
so my worry is
about the billing issues that one person described.
If those are in the past, I have no concern. I often buy things I don’t get full value from, so the 119 bucks isn’t the end of my world, but I don’t want hassles from a computer generated business office.
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
What's the score??
Yeah, I haven’t read the comments yet.. Just wanted to stop by and say Hi before I went running..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
seriously
I’m gonna have to drop out of the thread….
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your hatred for scott rolen is unbecoming
by 'tHan on Mar 8, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Scott Rolen is the new Cancer
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I can't comment much longer.
Busy working and heading for lunch beers soon. :P
But I’d love to to a live audio broadcast of one of these games sometime, when the only audio we have is streaming from the other team. But I have not idea hows to do it.
Aroldis Chapman stars as...THE CUBANATOR!!
Lunch beers?
Yeah….I hate you. :)
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Just a couple of pints of blondes at the local sports pub.
Where I ran into Wee Man and Preston Lacy from Jackass. It was surreal!
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 9, 2010 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
Veterans providing the only offensive production so far
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 8, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
Royals C Pena has blocked 3 bounced balls in the last 2 batters.
And twice with Rolen on third.
Full count to C-Dick w/ 2out
Aroldis Chapman stars as...THE CUBANATOR!!
And here comes the Chapman
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 8, 2010 3:33 PM EST reply actions
I love this Kid
Hit ‘em high, hit ’em low – Hit em’ Androidis
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hey, try for a better version of this story
boring and tedious belongs on the chucken fickers page over where the Cubs play.
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
And Chapman faces a Cuban in his first ST appearance.
Pinko irony.
Aroldis Chapman stars as...THE CUBANATOR!!
Single for Pena, out at 2B on a FC nice play from O-Cab.
1 on, 1 out.
Aroldis Chapman stars as...THE CUBANATOR!!
these latin players
tryin’ to make our American guys look bad.
I think it’s time we signed one or two of them.
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
Anyone have MPH from the gun?
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 8, 2010 3:40 PM EST reply actions
KC feed says that the gun is not working on the scoreboard.
Aroldis Chapman stars as...THE CUBANATOR!!
KC broadcasters say it's not being shown on the scoreboard
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 8, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think you get how "jinx" works.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Castro just threw out Ka'aihue
Or not, because there aren’t any Reds catchers named Castro.
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
Yeah, that confused the hell out of me
Who’s catching now?
by ken on Mar 8, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
ramon
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 8, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently, they're claiming Castro was on the line-up card.
Tricky, those reds! Putting imaginary players in the game and all.
Ramon Castro, I get it
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 8, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Stubbs!!!
Reds have officially scored more than 2 runs on the day (counting this morning’s game, which is totally kosher.)
by the finest muffins on Mar 8, 2010 3:51 PM EST reply actions
yes
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle
I only count homers from guys who are going to make the 25 man roster :-)
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle
cairo had one
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
Well, Egypt or Illinois, all the same
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
This was funny
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Not to be confused with
Vy-enna.
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
yep, and they dance around in a circle
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
It's like the circus!
Or camping!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Mar 8, 2010 5:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think the Egyptians are less likely to steal on our catchers.
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yeah, bitches!
The CF job is his!
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stolen base Votto
How come he and Bruce don’t run more during the season? They stole some bases in the minors, didn’t they?
by the finest muffins on Mar 8, 2010 3:54 PM EST reply actions
I wondered that
Injury risk maybe?
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 8, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
that puts things into perspective
but I have seen Votto be pretty agressive when it comes to stretching singles into doubles/doubles into triples, maybe he is planning on breaking into the base stealing business
Yeah, it's way easier to steal in the minors, esp. the low minors
There are a whole slew of A ball catchers trying to figure out what the hell they are doing, and pitchers who haven’t learned to hold runners yet.
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Bruce is fat
that’s why
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by Dave from Louisville on Mar 8, 2010 6:43 PM EST up reply actions
You getting that from the radio or gameday?
cause ST gameday doesn’t show every pitch.
If it really was 7 pitches, that’s pretty impressive
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i would probably prefer neither
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
by boobs on Mar 8, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
for petes sake
using the terms gay and queer when something isn’t working properly is a heck of a lot different that calling someone that or throwing the british slang for cigarette about.
doesn't bother me at all.
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
it's probably okay if you don't use it though
right?
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by Slyde on Mar 8, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I can't think of a reason to use either, generally, on this board
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by johnu1 on Mar 8, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, you're not actively attacking someone with a slur
Bit you’re still using it in a derogatory way. Best just to avoid it in company you’re not sure about.
by ken on Mar 8, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
not quite
He threw 11 pitches in 4th, 26 pitches overall.
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danged shame it's just the Royals
hard to tell much from that.
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Another double for Rolen
I’m okay with his loss in power if he hits 35 doubles still.
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And sports a .360 OBP
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another infield hit for Bruce
maybe he should be leading off and Stubbs should bat 6th!
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Bruce can play center field, I suppose.
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by johnu1 on Mar 8, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
cleverness
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 9, 2010 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
booo, Bruce pickoff
Maybe it’s a good thing he doesn’t try to steal more bases.
by the finest muffins on Mar 8, 2010 4:08 PM EST reply actions
booo
I thought i had gotten my audio caught back up…
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that's alright
I assumed I had caught up since I hadn’t seen any spoilers, but your audio was way ahead of mine.
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BTW
I think this is the “Bad Boy” Steve Stewart on the Royals broadcast. He’s pretty good. I wish he was in Cincy instead of Cowboy.
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i wish neither of them were in cincinnati
it shouldn’t be that hard to get a reasonably good announcer for a major league team
I don't know
I think Stewart is pretty good. He actually talks about the game, but yeah, I’d take Kelch first.
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I think he left the Reds before I got gameday audio
Wasn’t there some story about him getting forced out?
by ken on Mar 8, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
sMarty hated Steve
even though you could hear sMarty’s canjunas slappy against Steve’s chin in the background while sMarty pontificated.
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Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 9, 2010 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Don't be ridiculous
It’s like two-thirds of the time.
by ken on Mar 8, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
and so did Gomes!
Looks like they remembered how to hit today!
by the finest muffins on Mar 8, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
so did stubbs get his dinger?
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
innate qualities of bat management
the little things that add up.
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Fay tweets
A scout gunned Chapman at 102 and 100
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by nycredsfan on Mar 8, 2010 4:24 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I really really hope he starts in Louisville
I GOT TO SEE THIS
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by Dave from Louisville on Mar 8, 2010 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
Kila Ka`aihue's real first name
is “Micah.”
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The Royals announcer is talking about how he used to rent Nick Masset's apartment in Arizona.
Which is sort of weird, but a much more interesting anecdote than the daily updates on Brantley’s late night snacks and Marty’s golf game.
by the finest muffins on Mar 8, 2010 4:30 PM EST reply actions
Interesting conversations ...
the menu of topics is probably on a short thread of drying up by the end of March.
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Masset Hound

Who apparently keeps his eating utensils in his guest bedroom closet. This is some good insight.
by the finest muffins on Mar 8, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
this is why it is good to have a 5-run lead
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
Masset got someone out
His ERA has dropped to 27.
Janish’s record is safe!
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The Goodyear Blimp said
“Scott Rolen’s a pimp!”
by Brendanukkah on Mar 8, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Double for Jay.
You can hear the crowd "Bruuuuuce"ing on the radio. Adorable.
by the finest muffins on Mar 8, 2010 4:39 PM EST reply actions
I would really enjoy it if he signed here
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Creepy
http://www.brumm.com/gaylib/images/anitacure1.gif

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Phillip Buchanan was once offered a 500k minor league contract by the Reds.
He may be coming to Cincinnati for another sport, now.
Wow, this is a homer happy game.
Now Gomes goes deep. Apparently Gomes is a notorious Royal killer.
by the finest muffins on Mar 8, 2010 4:48 PM EST reply actions
"Jonny Babe Ty Honus Gomes"
-Royals announcer
by the finest muffins on Mar 8, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
so, how do we turn this phenomenon into a value?
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
The Royals come to Cincinnati this year.
Methinks Jonny will play.
by the finest muffins on Mar 8, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
maybe we can bat him leadoff.
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
trade Gomes to KC in 6 weeks, then let Bladdy play.
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 9, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Bruce and Rolen are looking great
as are Stubbs and Dickerson. Now, Votto needs to do some power hitting and I will be happy in spite of the absurd amount of grading I have to do
Votto and BP
still have .000 batting averages.
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Subbed in for Ramon
He can rest his creaky knees. He’s batting 1.000. He don’t need to stinkin’ exhibition play.
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So he's shorter than your average professional athlete.
Do they really have to make him sound like one of the seven dwarves every time he comes into a game?
by the finest muffins on Mar 8, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
dwarves is one of my favorite words
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because it's one of only 3 or 4 English words that start with the letters "dw"?
by the finest muffins on Mar 8, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
the others are
Dwop as in Mickey Owens, third strike
Dwat as in an Edwin Encarnacion throw from first base to the bullpen
Dwink as in thwowing somebody in.
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
and of course
Wittle dwibbler, that GETS THROUGH BUCKNER’S LEGS!
The Mets win!
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
The two others besides "dwarf," by the way,
Are “dwindle” and “dwell.”
by the finest muffins on Mar 8, 2010 5:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
so ...
dweeb isn’t a word after all?
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
I wanted it to be
When I first heard that trivia question. I guess it’s not.
by the finest muffins on Mar 8, 2010 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
Sometimes.
But that’s a scene from The West Wing.
by the finest muffins on Mar 8, 2010 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
didn't Tolkien invent that?
Before Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, the plural was dwarfs.
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by BubbaFan on Mar 8, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dictionary.com
O.E. plural dweorgas became M.E. dwarrows, later leveled down to dwarfs. The use of dwarves for the legendary race was popularized by J.R.R. Tolkien.
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by BubbaFan on Mar 8, 2010 5:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
From Wikipedia:
An alternative plural dwarves has been recorded from the early 18th century and was in occasional use throughout the 19th century, especially in the context of Norse mythology. The form came to wider attention with its use by English philologist J. R. R. Tolkien in his fantasy novel The Hobbit
by the finest muffins on Mar 8, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was really surprised
how much of Tolkien is taken directly from Norse mythology.
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it just bugs me
that Tolkien had to have so damned many middle initials.
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by johnu1 on Mar 8, 2010 5:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it would be worse
If he used all his names. What kind of a name is Reuel?
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kinda like
Calvin Cooledge Julius Caesar Tuscahoma McLish.
“Hoss” to some of you.
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El Bambino del melocotón
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
Ever seen him in person
Dude is SMALL.
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I guess I still don't get it
Dusty must have 170 Xerox copies of his batting order in a box.
Fer crying out loud, why is the DH batting ninth? Does that require some additional thinking to move him around? “Whoa, what if it was a real game? We’d just put the pitcher there. See how easy that is?”
Yeah. Boy, talk about efficiency of thought.
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
by johnu1 on Mar 8, 2010 5:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 9, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
Looks like
a Bengals-Chiefs score.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
this looks like a day for me
to go to the Blue Chip and see if the icons all line up in a row.
jackpot!
jackpot!
jackpot!
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
Nice to see
Dorn with a nice AB. If not for the fact that all 29 other teams passed on him in the Rule 5 draft, I’d feel like we might have a good piece of trade bait right there.
I see
Buck Coats is still kicking around.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Man, maybe they should rename the Reds the Sylvers
Coz they pussy swaggin on you hoes.
He fixes the cable?
Proof that any human being can crawl out into the light
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
Are you talking about the link, or Colin? :)
Hi Colin, where you been?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
You missed a win, crolfer!
Lots of home runs. Good innings by Arroyo and Chapman, and a win on American soil for the Cuban Missile.
by the finest muffins on Mar 8, 2010 6:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Grrr...
I probably won’t be seeing many Monday games… Between school, work, and men’s choir, I’m pretty much busy from 9 am to 8 pm. Monday’s are bad, mkay?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Honestly,
Without the radio it was boring as shit. It’s not like you get to see all those home runs, and steals, and walk? Hell, even gameday gave very little information. And took forever to do it!
I signed up for Gameday Audio today.
Update to anyone interested: the yearly subscription cost is up to $19.95* now. Still a good deal, I think.
(*1995=last Reds playoff appearance. I’ll choose to take this coincidence as a good sign.)
by the finest muffins on Mar 8, 2010 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
Lets ee there's Phillip, Lance,Sidney ahdCrolfs is that you...4th across on the front row

Gleet:The chronic morbid discharge as from the nostrils of horses.
Psh-
Our men’s choir is cool. We don’t wear khakis.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I don't know anything about sewing...
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Says you
Alex is far more controllable, Sydney is just like her damned mother.
Wait, what were we talking about?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Milkshakes and bed at 10ish, men's choir
I’m with chesire, this is all an elaborate charade. You’re secretly a serial killing financial adviser from Milwaukee.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
by jch24 on Mar 8, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd.
Is the ‘Milwaukee financial adviser’ yours or Cheshire’s? I like that.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
Mine, I think
I have a friend who works for a large financial institution based out of Milwaukee, so it’s been a running joke for a while now. :)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I like it.
Alex P Keaton + Jeffrey Dahmer + Patrick Bateman = crolfer
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Serial killers always have 3 names
Juan Martin Cantu
John Wayne Gacy
Sergio Keeysonlyptz Crolfer…
Gleet:The chronic morbid discharge as from the nostrils of horses.
Only because they have to
Can you imagine how bad John William Gacy’s life would have been had they not specified?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Anyone named Richard Head runs a high probability of becoming a sociopath...
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Already taken.
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 9, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
As soon as Alexei Ramirez throws 102, he can have that nickname back
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 9, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
Let's make it 103.
You wanna be the champ you gotta beat the champ.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 9, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently, the Big One loved it too
http://twitter.com/700wlw/status/10234189034
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 9, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
You know what, I kind of agree with you.
I like throwing it around here right now, but I know once it’s used in a handful of headlines, I’ll hate it (especially if it’s misspelled). The “too obvious” argument is also the reason I don’t like “Vottomatic.”
by the finest muffins on Mar 9, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
That's why I like Votto Erotic Asphyxiation
no one expects that to kill you.
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He's usually just really exciting.
But every once in a while… he knocks you out hard.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 9, 2010 5:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Honestly, the fact that it sounds like a sportswriter came up with it is part of the appeal to me
With print media in its death throes, there’s an added nostalgia factor. Retro is hip. So sayeth Old Hoss Bailey.
Good to hear the offense is stepping up a bit
We’re gonna need Votto and BP though.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Bp thinks tha there are only 'so many' hits in his bats..so he doesn't like wasting them in ST.
Joey’s just bored.
Gleet:The chronic morbid discharge as from the nostrils of horses.
Perhaps BP should use someone else's bats in ST.
Either that, or quit saying ridonkulous, superstitious BS to the beat writers.
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 9, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
What!? 9000!?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Mar 8, 2010 6:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Chapman's fastball was clocked at 1.21 jiggawatts.
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 9, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think it was "official"
It was played on a practice field and the players all got orange slices and cherry flavored Shasta after the game.
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by Slyde on Mar 8, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think I got one of those at a gentleman's club in Lexington once
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
by jch24 on Mar 8, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Too bad it wasn't lined with a single sheet of pink paper.
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 9, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
hahahahahahahahahaha
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 9, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
This is the earliest one I could find on short notice... January 21, 1907.

Gleet:The chronic morbid discharge as from the nostrils of horses.
by Madville on Mar 8, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Looks like Castillo was quite the ladies man
by ken on Mar 9, 2010 10:36 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Funnier than funny!
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 9, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
historically inaccurate'd
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
hahahahahaha
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 9, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions

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