Burger + BBQ 2010 tour began tonight...
The 2010 version of the RR BBQ/Burger Tour made its first stop at a surprising location, Gameworks at Newport on the Levee. The biggest reason for selecting Gameworks was the fact I was able to get a one hundred dollar gift certificate for $12 online late last month. Bargain! The only catch was that one had to spend two hundred dollars to validate the GC. No problem, seeing as how it was my eldest son's 13th bday and i had invited the immediate family plus the usual RR suspects jch and tHan. We sat on the "patio" of Jax Grill.
My folks both went with the same entree as tHan...a rack of ribs. Both of my sons went with the 1.5 lb burger challenge which afforded them the opportunity to win a $10 gamecard if they finished the burger. I selected the NY strip steak, medium rare. Westie picked up the same cut of beef, albeit it medium. Lets just say medium rare seemed to make a huge, huge difference in quality. jch went with a pasta dish, he's a carb whore nowadays...
tHan reported that the ribs were better than Montgomery Inn. Both of my boys, age 13 and 11, finished off their burgers and were the proud recipients of gamecards. Our server was outstanding and I wish I had grabbed her name so I could recommend her to the masses here. She managed a table of 16, errr 15, with ease.
The only rub to the evening was having to wait 45 minutes for a table after arriving at 445pm. When we called to make reservations we were told that was unnecessary just show up and we'd be seated. It turns out the location does NOT accept reservations until you actual arrive onsite. That's good to know!
The big question is did tHan leave room for dessert after a big meal and some big draft beers? We'll leave that nugget for the man to answer himself, in the comments below.
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I love Montgomery Inn's sauce
When I’m not using my dad’s homemade sauce I use Montgomery Inn’s at home, but I am not a huge fan of the restaurant.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
I wish I could have written better sarcasm
I guess I should have said I’m not surprised Gameworks has better ribs than Montgomery Inn, since Montgomery Inn’s ribs are garbage.
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2010 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
i know.
you said the other day you hated montgomery inn’s ribs.
my reply wasn’t so much to you as it was a preemptive strike to people saying liking the gameworks ribs is ridiculous
forgot to mention
the $10 Kobe beef hot dog.
weird.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Thanks for the invite...
I was already to discuss e e cummings with Chandra…
Gleet:The chronic morbid discharge as from the nostrils of horses.
there were children there...
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
I had BBQ Ribs tonight
I went to Miller’s Pub in the Loop. Solid ribs, but not as good as I remember them. If you find yourself in downtown Chicago and want a solid lunch or dinner check out Miller’s. They have a wide range of selections from rather affordable sandwiches to a $35 fillet minion.
Like I sad the Ribs were alright but the sauce seems to have changed, it isn’t bad but it isn’t good either. The sauce just seems generic. I did drink a fat tire with my dinner so that was nice, and Miller’s has nice bread.
So reporting from Chicago I give Miller’s BBQ a 3/5. Despite the average ribs I still recommend Miller’s because they have a nice burger and a nice steak.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
And for you megalomaniac world conquerors, reasonably priced minions.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 7, 2010 9:21 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
It is way too early for me to be giggling the way I am
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
any other BBQ places you recommend in Chicago
SmokeDaddy’s is the only place I’ve liked so far..
"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan
by RedinWrigleyville on Mar 7, 2010 10:01 AM EST up reply actions
North Center Rib Fest?
tell me more please.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Looks like it's June 11 and 12 this year
On Lincoln Ave, just north of the Lincoln, Damen, Irving Park intersection.
Is it really necessary to have a url that long?
My status is slipping!
Maybe I need to make it out more of post more.. Not that I could have made it anyway! :)
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Maybe you and I should go get drunk..
Gleet:The chronic morbid discharge as from the nostrils of horses.
And after I gave you THE Fanshot of the year...
Gleet:The chronic morbid discharge as from the nostrils of horses.
One of the waitresses was named Roxanne I think
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
a pasta dish?
Isn’t that kinda girly?
What next, quiche?
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with fat-free dressing
on the side, please.
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And water with lemon
Before the curse of stastics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgement.
-Hilaire Belloc
I can't always have the burger
And I’m grilling steaks tonight. I thought the blackened Cajun chicken alfredo would be a decent choice. I was wrong. It sucked.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
It sounds interesting in theory, but blackened combined with alfredo does open the possibility for extreme suck
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
A 1.5 lb burger should only be a challenge for children
If a man cannot eat a 1.5 lb burger, said man should lose his man card
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2010 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
edit
any man under 40 should lose his man card
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Choosing not to do so, however, does not result in loss of man card
It only raises speculation
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure I don't need to prove myself at GameWorks or on a 1.5 lb burger :)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
nope
you gotta prove yourself at Jared.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
old joke is old
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
by jch24 on Mar 7, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
good news for jch
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
by obc2 on Mar 7, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I saw pictures of you and the Bardzilla
Makes me wanna try
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
We can give it a run when you come out
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Let's go ahead and rephrase that
Instead of “come out”, how about we just go with something like “We can give it a run next time you’re in the Tri-State area”, or “We can give it a run in June”.
If I come out, pretty sure my wife’s gonna have questions
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2010 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
Well, I am wearing a pink golf shirt today...
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
What are you, some kind of pink donut eater?
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
I did in fact order dessert. I got some kind of cookie contraption that had waaayyyyy too much ice cream on it. I also somehow wound up eating half of a brownie that was pretty good.
And I made an ice cream cone!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
yes i s'pose you did
except this ice cream cone was a chicken tender dipped in an ice cream sundae. jeff brantley is proud!
eyeww
My college roommate used like to dip McDonald’s french fries in a chocolate shake. I thought that was bad, but chicken is worse.
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You're roommate was a fool
Wendy’s fries in a Frostie, now that’s fantastic. And vanilla Frosties are an abomination unto the lord.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 7, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
Better check yo'self
Before the curse of stastics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgement.
-Hilaire Belloc
Proverbs 6: 16 - 19:
These six things doth the LORD hate:
yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue,
and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations,
feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies,
and he that useth “you’re” instead of “your” among brethren.
by Brian B on Mar 8, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
While I agree with fries in a frostie, I disagree with the fry brand
Burger King fries in a Frostie, now that’s livin’
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
Burger King fries are gross
Clearly, you are not be trusted when it comes to evaluating food.
Or outfielders. ;-)
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My burger choices are already under double secret probation
But BK > Wendys when it comes to fries
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
Wendy's fries are the industry's best.
.if you get them fresh from the fryer. Somehow, two or three minutes later they’re comparable to high school cafeteria fries.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 7, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
Those are pretty good too.
But I think they’re overrated simply because they’re the only place that serves tater tots. They’re nothing special in the tater tot realm.
Not true!
Bar Louie at the levee also serves tater tots, right BK? :)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Where is this tater tot realm you speak of?

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 7, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
I used to work at a sub chain that sold tater tots
I got so sick of them that I could probably happily never eat another one again.
However, before I got sick of them, they were pretty good. Especially fresh from the oven with cheese melted on them.
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One more vote for Penn Station
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 7, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
I can vote yes on both
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Penn station is good but major grease...
The crisp and perfectly fried Stake and Shake fry rivals the old McDonalds
Gleet:The chronic morbid discharge as from the nostrils of horses.
The extra grease almost always comes with fresh cut fries.
That’s what Penn Station does, no?
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 7, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
What? Yes they do.
That’s my favorite thing about Penn Station— they make sandwiches from ingredients, not from the freezer. You can’t miss the huge cage full of actual potatoes behind the counter. They also make their own bread and their own lemonade.
by the finest muffins on Mar 7, 2010 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
That may be true but the food is greasy calorie laden overspiced death on a bun
Gleet:The chronic morbid discharge as from the nostrils of horses.
I've not eaten at Penn Station.
My local Penn Station is right next to my Chipotle and of course…
burrito > toasted sub
BUT!
good fries > chips and guac
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 7, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
I do not reccomend their food per se
1. It is grisly
2. Ultra greased out
3. More bread than a person should be allowed to have on a sandwich
4. high priced
5. Low Quality
Decent fries.
Gleet:The chronic morbid discharge as from the nostrils of horses.
i concur
I never fully understood all the love for Penn Station.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
After living in Philly for 2 years, Penn Station is a joke when it comes to a Philly Cheesesteak
Their dagwoods are fuckin’ delicious, though
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Where were you in Philly?
And what’s your favorite cheesesteak joint?
by ken on Mar 8, 2010 9:28 AM EST up reply actions
Lived in the NE on Bustleton Ave for a year, then moved to Warminster for a year
My top 3 are:
Geno’s
Steve’s Prince of Steaks
Jim’s
Fuck Pat’s
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2010 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Pat's >> Geno's
I also like Abner’s in University City. Jim’s is good too.
by ken on Mar 8, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
Never been to Abner's
Had Pat’s twice to make up my mind.
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 8, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
the opposite for me
toasted sub > burrito
chips and salsa > fries
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never been to Penn Station
Well, I’ve been the rail station, but not the restaurant.
I just like subs in general better than Chipotle. I like Mexican food, but Chipotle is just kind of bulky and bland. It’s great if you need a lot of food, cheap…and don’t care what it tastes like.
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I think it is
You get a lot of food for the money, compared to other fast food joints. But it’s pretty bland.
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no it isn't
the chicken is very well seasoned and there is a large assortment of salsas that have plenty of flavor.
you said you don’t like guacamole so i won’t mention that there’s is awesome.
if you think their food is bland, i think you did a poor job of ordering.
I'd have to agree.
I do think the chicken at Chipole is seasoned nicely but I don’t think that it’s really memorable or noteworthy. The pork is. And the barbacoa beef is.
And if either of the medium salsas left your tongue wanting and then the hot salsa didn’t do it for you… you must be a two-pack-a-day smoker or maybe you’re Indian.
One more thing… ask them to go light on the rice and beans. (And yes, the pinto beans are bland. Go black!)
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 7, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
i order the same thing everytime
Burrito Bowl with Rice, black beans, fajita vegetables, extra fajita vegetables, chicken, corn salsa, sour cream, and cheese. I also get an order of tortilla chips and the green salsa. It is heaven!
I'll keep that in mind
If I ever go back.
The corn salsa was okay, but not very hot to my taste.
I don’t smoke, but I do have a high tolerance for heat. Probably all those “authentic” Buffalo wings in college. My poor mom wonders where she went wrong. I don’t even notice the heat in food that’s too spicy for her to eat.
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not as good as Abuelo's or Moe's, though
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
there isnt a consensus Best Mexican in Cincy, is there?
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
i don't think so
also, after much consideration i’m going to have to say raymond’s hong kong cafe is better than oriental wok
i will disagree
Raymond’s was not bad, however
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
i'm mainly comparing the orange chicken
raymond’s was quite a bit better.
it looks like oriental wok had the edge on sweet and sour chicken.
slight edge to raymond’s on the crab rangoons and the hot & sour soup.
Moe's is garbage
Chipotle > Qdoba > Moe’s
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
My hope is to make up my burger decisions with burrito decisions
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
2nd to worst burger
the bar is set low, amigo. i think you can hop over it.
jch still isnt allowed to select any restaurants…
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
jch wants to go back to the scene of the crime, and part of me wants to, part of me wants to remember Mt. Adams B&G favorably
However, when I repay you burger warriors for that fallen soldier, it should be TTC with BBQ Revue for dessert
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
i'll go back to MAB&G
but i’ll order the cajun chicken fettucine alfredo.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Large coleslaw for me
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 7, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
the chicken is well-seasoned
But they don’t give you very much of it, compared to all the other stuff, so you can hardly taste it.
I do like their salsas.
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All of their proteins are well-seasoned
You cannot honestly tell me their carnitas, barbacoa, chicken or steak is not tasty.
If you told me any of those, you would, of course, be blatantly lying.
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
the problem
is they don’t give you much. You end up tasting mostly lettuce, and poorly seasoned rice and beans.
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I like the cilantro rice, I think it's decently seasoned
I do not get lettuce b/c it just gets in the way of the other glorious flavors, and detracts from my burrito experience
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2010 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
the cilantro rice is great
it has a lime seasoning.
they give you tons of meet. either she went to the world’s shitties chipotle, or she just did a poor job of ordering.
the last chipotle I went to
was across the street from my hotel in downtown Houston. I ordered the chicken fajita burrito, and it was enough food for two. But not much chicken.
The Japanese place down the road was much better. Shrimp tempura, chicken tonkatsu, sushi, shumai…yum.
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you would think
Houston, of all places, would have good Mexican food.
I confess, I wasn’t expecting the Japanese food to be so good. Just not what you think of when you think of Houston.
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San Francisco
Honolulu. Sacramento. Boston, LA, maybe DC. Oh, and Seattle. Maybe Boulder or Denver.
(Lotta “katonks” ended up in the west and northwest. Sent there in the WWII relocation camps, and ended up staying.)
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Columbus has for many years...
..has had a disproportionate number of good Japanese restaurants.
Everyone has always said that it’s because Honda has had such a presence in central Ohio. I guess that makes sense.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 7, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
I'll keep that in mind
if I’m ever in Columbus. I like Japanese food, but there aren’t any really good Japanese restaurants around here. Except one that costs and arm and a leg.
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Georgetown KY oughta be loaded, then
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
lexington has some really good japanese food
gotta be because of georgetown.
it couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that you can find good japanese food in any city in the country
you can find good Japanese food
But good cheap Japanese food is generally found only in large cities.
That’s one thing I like about big cities: good, cheap, ethnic food. In smaller cities, you’re pretty much stuck with fast food if you want cheap eats.
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I vote poor job of ordering and watching her burrito during construction
If they skimp on my carnitas, I let ’em know and let ’em know good.
My “go to” complaint/point of argument usually is “that person got more than me”.
Always results in them goin’ back for another tong full
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Don't go there...
Penn Station goes directly to your butt and thighs and stays there.
Gleet:The chronic morbid discharge as from the nostrils of horses.
Chips and guac > chips and anything else
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 7, 2010 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
Chips and Salma Hayek?
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 7, 2010 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
ugh
I hate guacamole.
Not a fan of avocado.
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Listen to this man.
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 7, 2010 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
best sweet tea?
im an iced tea snob, since my personal blend is galaxies better than anything a restaurant can do, but i think Hardee’s (are they still around?) always had the best. McDonald’s is ok, but only if you have to. Wendy’s and BK are shameful. Bob Evan’s is a cut above the rest, but still only fair.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 7, 2010 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
Sonic, hands down, end of story
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 7, 2010 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
But that's a chain!
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 7, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
i dont believe in unsweetened tea
so i guess that means that you dont exist.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 9, 2010 8:38 AM EST up reply actions
tea should be ordered unsweetened
(does that word even make sense?)
And then you should add 2 packets of sweet N low
this is before or after you order your salad
with fat-free Italian dressing?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 9, 2010 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
i don't believe in sugar substitute.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Mar 9, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
Or Checkers, if you're in that special part of the country that apparently cannot spell Rally's
You’re absolutely correct, Rally’s does have the best fries of mainstream fast food places
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 7, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Your fries can blow me
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 7, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yo. they're not good, man.

You gotta just keep doing what you best, dog… the onion ring.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 7, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
Sis Schourek was in a burger mood yesterday
so we went to B-Spot. The entire atmosphere, starting with the name, ending with the fried-bologna-on-a-burger has a distinct “Frat boy who is now working for his dad’s company” atmosphere, but the mall setting actually helped. Because it’s in a mall, there are more families, keeping it relatively humane and the drunken bro-ness to a minimum. I’ve never been happier to be in a mall restaurant.
That said, great beer selection (Dogfish Head, Bear Republic, Ommegang) as well as some mean-lookin’ shakes. Burgers were pretty solid – the rarer, the better. I just had a cheeseburger, as did the rest of the Schourek clan… you could get a bunch of weird fixin’s on it, but that was a bit much for us all.
Oh, and the shasha sauce is good, even if its just Famous Dave’s “Georgia Mustard”. The constant loop of Food Network is bad, ugly, and pointless.
Not a bad place if you find yourself in the Cleveland suburbs, but Moxie makes a better ($18) burger.
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what is it with the fried bologna?
My mom used to make it a lot, but hey, Hawaii is the preserved meat capital of the US. They have an excuse. They’re an island that had to import their food before container shipping and commercial air service.
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18.5 now according to the menu.
At least it comes with fries.. But damn, I would have a hard time ordering a 18.5 burger, and eat a burger at a joint like that..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
$18 for a burger?
What is it, made of gold?
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Sure, if I want a burger that's gonna rape attractive blondes in Colorado
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 9, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
Well sure, how many rapists do you know choose missionary as their rape position of choice?
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 9, 2010 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
Hey, I'm a serial killer, remember?
Why would I know?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
So, you're talking about a Roethlis-burger then?
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by BK on Mar 9, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
So far Big Ben only has restaurants in Reno/Tahoe, outside of Atlanta, and Oxford Ohio
Maybe he should branch out to Colorado
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 9, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe he should find something else to do with his evenings.
Join a church group or something.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 9, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
I don't know if he's guilty of rape
But he’s guilty of being an idiot, and if he keeps it up, it’s going to affect his paycheck. He hasn’t lost any sponsors yet, but I bet they aren’t lining up waiting, either.
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He may not be guilty of rape, but he's certainly establishing a pattern of forcing himself on women/girls
While I haven’t seen pictures of his latest transgression, I’m hoping she’s certainly more attractive than the Harrah’s employee.
If Ben’s guilty of one thing, it’s poor taste/choices in females.
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 9, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
If he's guilty of ONE thing..
..it’s walking around thinking that because he’s Ben Roethlisberger he doesn’t need to comport himself with the even the minimal amount of dignity expected in everyday society.
(He also evidently believes that the laws of physics don’t apply to him either… but that might make this two things.)
Kinda tacky to make this about how the women he’s associated himself with are maybe slightly more attractive than your average Kroger cashier but certainly not as attractive as any of the women in your family.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 9, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
my friend the Pittsburgh fan
is pretty fed up. She defended Big Ben last time, but now she says she’s embarrassed to be a Steelers fan. She’s also fed up with the Pirates, since they sold off all her favorite players. She decided to turn her devotion to the Penguins…only to have this happen.
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Pirates-
Was it them that signed those two Indian players? Whatever happened with them? Or was that another team? Hmm.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
yes, it was them
I think I saw them at spring training last year. They didn’t play, but they were hanging round the dugout.
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I'm not sure that a church group or attempting to be more religiously devout would lessen his appetite for chasing tail
Maybe he shouldn’t have screwed with Natalie Gulbis and gotten his ass kicked to the curb
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 9, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure of that either..
..but I am sure that if he spent his days and nights doing something productive-or at very least doing something not counterproductive- he’d never have to ask himself, “Damn. This shit again. What would Ray Lewis do?”
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 9, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Ray Lewis, role model
Always impressive to beat a murder rap, and then have your league embrace you as a spokeperson, goodwill ambassador
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 9, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions

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