Cactus League Game 1 Thread: Indians at Reds
There is still a few remaining spots of snow around the Cincinnati area, but the sun is out, the temperatures are somewhat warmer, and baseball will be on the television and radio. Does it get any better than this?
The Reds and Indians will meet for the first of six face-offs today at Goodyear Ballpark. The Reds are the home team in this tilt. Tomorrow when they face each other again, the Indians will play as the home team.
Mike Lincoln will start today for the Reds. Dusty Baker has said that Lincoln will be trying out for the 5th spot in the rotation. I have to wonder if some of that is just talk to get him to stretch out and possibly fill a swing man role on the staff. Outside of Micah Owings, and Lincoln, the Reds don't have many pitchers likely to fall into that role at this point, since you'd have to wonder if they'd give that role to Matt Maloney and since Kip Wells and Justin Lehr are not on the 40-man roster.
Also scheduled to pitch today are Maloney, Lehr, Carlos Fisher, Sam LeCure, and Jon Adkins. The Indians will throw Justin Masterson on the mound to start, followed by Kerry Wood, Aaron Laffey, Rafael Perez, Chris Perez, Joe Smith, and Saul Rivera.
Lineups are after the jump. You can catch the game live on Fox Sports Ohio and 700 WLW. The game will also be replayed on MLB Network tonight at 7pm ET, though it could be subject to blackout in your area, which is ridiculous, but whatever, I'm watching it live!
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MIKE LINCOLN!!!
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Wow, it's nice to see "Game Thread"
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Mar 5, 2010 2:04 PM EST reply actions
Reds rule
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 2:12 PM EST reply actions
So is this stuff on mlb.tv?
I guess I could bother to go look.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I wonder if there's any system to it...
like certain ballparks that have the cameras set up?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
it's probably on because it is televised
but maybe there are stationary cameras for non-televised games
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FSN-Ohio
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Fox Sports Ohio
Sorry, I should have said that in the game thread. Oh wait, I did.
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I never read those.
Then again, I’ll be in the car when it starts. I wonder if I can get 700 today!
Probably not.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Here's where I start complaining about living in Missouri again...
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
On really clear nights
we used to be able to get a fuzzy WLW signal in my grandparents’ driveway in Jeff City. Missouri’s not so bad.
by the finest muffins on Mar 6, 2010 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
i could get the Braves old Atlanta affilate 750AM in Hamilton
I miss Skip….
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Can't ever watch games though.
Tis lame.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
i'm telling you, MLB.tv
if you can’t afford it, ask for it for Christmas next year.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Mar 6, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
What if they cancel Christmas?
Or what if Crolfer converts to Judaism?
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 6, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
birthday is closer... Late May- I'd still have all summer to watch... hmm
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
early birthday present
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
also it is on MLB.tv on a tape delay
at like 6Central
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
yes it is
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
i have the choice to watch or listen.
i choose listen. i miss marty’s voice with baseball goings-on in the background…
Sonny my pitched my wild
You cat likes Counterstrike too?
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
Probably
and there’s gotta be like one guy alone on a server playing Quake against himself. And losing.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
I know right
this game should be in HD. I’m glad you concur!
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I bought this virtual reality holodeck for nothing apparently
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Damn straight.
Wish I had a lap top then I could watch the game and make long and droning commentary with the TV sound turned down.Or I could go the WLW and get my sMarty fix out of the way …
Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.
Cleveland affiliate is.
Hooray living in a two-team market!
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, but aren't they sharing announcers?
you’ll still get tHom/Welsh/Manning, I believe.
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No clue - boradcast doesn't start until 3.
Watching FSO for the moment.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Hi Mads!
Hooray baseball!!
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Big Crowd there at Goodyear...
I already miss Ed Smith..
Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.
"We'll be talking about both teams during the entire telecast today" - tHom
Really? That’s strange.
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Off to a good start
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Showing a tour of the new facility
It really is awesome. Showing the cold and hot tubs. Those are incredible!
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It'll get done. Eventually. :)
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
I'm well... should be working.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
me too.
i’m trying to do a work report, pay attention to this thread, and taunt Jeremy via email. I’m very busy.
You should just go to Jared and do it in person
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 5, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Craigslist FTW!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Call me what you want ...
Just kidding…amazing that after a long and bleak winter the spring of pennant fever raises its snarky head.
Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.
attack from the Norf!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
by jch24 on Mar 5, 2010 2:37 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Early talking pts
Drew Stubbs rules.
We’re all going to get pretty sick of seeing Cabrera in the two-spot.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 2:40 PM EST reply actions
For chrissakes
The Indians are talent-starved, but they’ve got the good sense to put Sizemore in the 2-hole.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
What is he supposed to be coordinating?
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 5, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
Outs at home plate.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Mar 5, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Man, you really aren't around here much, are you?
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 5, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Nope.
I’m surprised this is the first I’ve heard of it. I would have assumed some of my Ohio State pals would have mentioned it in passing, but ah well, a wonderful surprise today!
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, did you know Paul Keels is calling some Reds games now?
How awesome is that?
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
sMarty Blabbing
It is not possible to imagine a better setting a better community or an uglier shade of pink than the shirt that I’m wearing.
Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.
Now Castellini blabbing
The entire staff and city of Goodyear have raised their rumps to MLB and especially to the Reds and The Indians…this is a really good park and where the hell is the beer concession..
Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.
Orlando > Assdribble
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 5, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
If O-Cab can somehow
turn back the clock to ‘07, he could be. It’d be great to get 20 steals, slightly above average defense and .290/..335/.390 from O-Cab
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
No way Jose
I’d take the Tribe’s Cabrera over ours every day of the week, twice on Sundays
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 5, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
so is this place just called "Goodyear Ballpark?"
I mean, didn’t some bank or insurance company pony up some cash for naming rights?
How about we call it the “Railroad Station?”
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
It could be sponsored by the tire company
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 5, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
wouldn't even have to change signs
They should just charge them for the rights, see if they send a check.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
yabbit ain't that the name of the town?
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
Yes.
Arizona should sue.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe we can name an iced tea mix after them
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
Drew fucking Sutton as the DH?
already I’m ready to call Dusty out…
Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.
That's because he's replacing your boy, Nix
Nix crashed into the wall the other day and hurt his glove arm.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Mar 5, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
Stong to quite strong
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Mar 5, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
or strong, your choice.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Mar 5, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Or hurt his glove?
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
Oh no - Both Nix and Frazier hurt...this could mean trouble for Mads this ST
Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.
First game thread of the year!
I’m freaking psyched!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I love a perfectly timed flyover
that was pretty cool
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I like the National Anthem
Kind of like a Charles Ives pieces as it meanders from one Key signature to the next.
GO REDS
Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.
More like Burl Ives
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
people using mlb.tv:
do you have a feed yet or does it still say “your game will begin shortly”?
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Lincoln in midseason form
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Lincoln debuts at Ford's Theater
Bang!
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by Slyde on Mar 5, 2010 3:10 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
first game thread rec
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Right on time.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
is it haunted?
Lincoln’s funeral train is reportedly seen in NY. The “Death Train” supposedly signals some kind of national crisis when it’s seen.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
The American Mothman. Heh.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
honestly i just want Lincoln to fail early
so he can clear the way for Wood and Maloney to battle for the 5th spot.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Wood won't get a very serious look
in the Dustmind, I think it’s Lehr, Maloney and maybe Owings
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
Dusty convinced me that it's actually a decent idea
what do they have to lose, really? if Lincoln gets his brains blown out, then no big deal. but if he actually shows he can be an effective pitcher, as far-fetched as that may be, then bully for us.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 5, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
But he could jimmy anderson us
pitch lights out in spring training, and suck when the bell rings.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
though
the same could be said for yer boy Matty
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 5, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
I know that
but I feel like Maloney is more likely to put up a good season in the rotation than Lincoln.
Maloney has a bit more upside.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
By the way
I stumbled across this today while avoiding work. Justin, if this isn’t you, you need to step your game up.
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 5, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
i don't use twitter
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Your wish is my command.
Hopefully he’ll find is rightful place on the bench
by shrguy on Mar 5, 2010 11:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Konichiwa Bitches!
It’s baseball time again, finally.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:13 PM EST reply actions
Alright, what the hell happened? How did Cleveland get a run?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:15 PM EST reply actions
Asdrubal Cabrera, leadoff dinger
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 5, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
Lame.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
Mike Lincoln just wanted to give us an opportunity to break out the assassination jokes.
That’s all it was.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
Well that and, apparently, a fat pitch.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
I wish this was on gameday or something
:(
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
$15 gets you mlb audio
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
as am I
it is usually the best $15 i spend.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Hmmm
I shall keep it in mind. We have Heroes on right now in the main lounge.
Not a bad show. Some TERRIBLE lines, but still.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
or if you have a friend who is into baseball
go in 50/50 on an MLB.tv account. My roommate and I are doing that. I believe you are outside of the Reds blackout area.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Have they made that available yet?
I still can’t find audio subscription information.
by the finest muffins on Mar 6, 2010 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
Just click an audio link on this page. It should ask you to log in and you can go from there. That is what I assume at least. I have mlb.tv so I am not completely sure how MLB Audio works.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
got mlb.tv to work
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
That was nice of you
Did its car break down or something?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Mar 5, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WTF are the Reds doing in Arizona?
there’s nobody to play
pitchers can’t grip the ball cause it is so dry
breaking balls don’t break cause its so dry
outfielders can’t find the bal cause the sky is so big
and there’s nobody at the game.
Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.
Is there really no one there?
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
It's pretty empty.
Then again, I have no idea how well ST games are usually attended.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
This can't have been a surprise to the Reds though
Goodyear is a blip on the map 1,500 miles away from Cincinnati, Cleveland or anywhere Ohioans traditionally spend the winter or could reach by a long day’s car ride.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
They just wanted a new stadium.
And maybe to try and get some fans out west. I doubt they’re worried about the take from attendance down there.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
Looks decent from here
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/photo.php?pid=31756582&id=36001727
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck the hell?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, seriously- that 'h' word could offend someone!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
THE REDS ARE ON THE RADIO !!!
Listene to the first half inning on the Big One.
Before the first pitch Marty dropped a “get up off your rear end.”
To his credit he proclaimed himself to be “happy as the dickens.”
Gotta ask.. who are the dickens?
Anyone?
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
Dahls chickens?
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
A very shitty 80s hair band.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Hopefully this won't be another Dickensian season
by ken on Mar 5, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
But hopefully it's at least a little bit
Dickersonian
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?!
You stupid monkey!
by Brendanukkah on Mar 5, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
....and that one was Right Down Broadway
The Cowboy’s voice sounds amazing again this year.
by shrguy on Mar 5, 2010 11:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Brantley on Choo and other Asian/international players:
“It’s interesting that baseball has become a melting pot of the world if you will. No longer is all your talent home grown.”
No longer indeed, Cowboy.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
you know
i actually miss him. /sniff
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 5, 2010 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Fair enough
but do you have to immediately do a rail after such a hearfelt remark?
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
Well then please proceed
I’m sure Brantley took his fair share of “ski trips” during the 90s, which I now confuse with the 80s. It’s a fitting tribute.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
UDF Ice cream. Ribs. Wooo, that's good, that's hot, that's nice. Not clutch.
There, now you should be okay.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Mar 5, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
Can't be sure..
..but I think Lincoln fell behind all four batters?
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
You drinkin', Mads?
It is Friday.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Oh god Jeff Piceiro is back
remember when he frightened a bunch of girls on singles night?
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
I think that was Jim Day
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 5, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Yep.
And then he brought the booth coffee during that San Diego game after not being on air for like 3 hours. Then I made the joke about him cleaning the blood off his clown suit!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
No but I remember the terrified looks of small children as he tried to give them candy
Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.
Sounds like Jim Day
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Based loaded already...2 zip already...aren't pitchers supposed to be way ahead of the hitters this time of year?
Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.
The Indians pitcher
looked way ahead of the Reds hitters…
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Looks like Mike Lincoln
is getting a head start on the “1st Big Contract Bob Has To Eat This Season Award”
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This should not be a surprise
He wrapped that award up after Willy departed. A middle-of-the-road reliever who was bad last year and hasn’t started in almost a decade does not a starter make.
Even if Bray is still out for a while, Lincoln is barely in the bullpen. Even one of Rosario, Fisher, Viola or Ondrusek could be better options.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
which other pitchers are on tap today?
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
They're listed up top
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
gray'd
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
I might as well stop writing any text
it is clear it doesn’t get read
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Amish
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
well today is the first day of spring break
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
I was actually thinking that as I replied.
Just give up now. :/
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, doesn't he have Maloney Sense or something?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
you don't like baseball anyway
you’re just looking for the UK comments
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John Wall = No Naismith
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
Probably. Still no Naismith.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
I will not comment on this as I do not know enough to back argue one way or another.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
You need a little bit of crazy.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
he's got more than a little bit
but i like having him. he’s the type of player that all the opposing fans hate. it’s about time uk had a joakim noah or j.j. reddick
Missouri...
DeMarre Carroll got drafted… And JT Tiller knows his defense.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
No one is more hated than Reddick. Except maybe
Laettner or Scheyer. Noticing a trend?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
Everyone hates people that go to Duke...
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
No way. White Duke guys are always
the most hated. Always.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
I assume "Noah" is my baby daddy Joakim?
Yeah, I hate that guy.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
I hate Joakim, too.
But I really, really, really hate white guys that play for Duke.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
Marty asked about Lincoln getting this chance to crack the rotation.
Brantley said Lincoln “wanted it.”
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
based on today and last season
Lincoln may get to join the ranks of Mike Stanton and Rheal Cormier as overpaid, veteran relievers who get cut in spring training.
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45 minutes into the season..
He just fell off the short list for #5 starter on a team that hasn’t won in nine years.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
yeah
but I think you have to look at his suckitude last year as well. Only reason they are giving him a look as a starter is they bullpen is pretty crowded already. I would rather have Fisher in there over Lincoln.
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MATT MALONEY!!!
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
So by the time the next pitcher is on the mound it could well be 8 or 9 to zip,
Oh wait Maloney’s come in to inherit the mess,,,
Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.
so does this mean Dusterella's job is on the line today?
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
I didn't see Maloney on your list
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
cancel that
it just wasn’t in red.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
"He's a guy winning 15-16 games a year in the minors"
Anybody care to guess how many times Maloney has won that many in the minors?
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How does one win "15-16"?
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
How many times did he do that?
Let’s trade him to the Brewers and see if he can do it again!
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
so, is winning 15 or 16 in the minors a good thing or a bad thing?
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
It's a good thing
I’m just laughing about tHom over-dramatic and inaccurate portrayal of Maloney
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Inning over.
“That’s an OUTSTANDING job by Matt Maloney.”
Drink!
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
Chair?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Mar 5, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
ummm none?
K for Maloney…finally a pitcher who’s not just laying them in there
Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.
Bullshit shoulda been strike 3
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
SHOULDA BEEN STRIKE 4
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
You're like one of those over-zealous little league dads
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Mar 5, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Those people piss me off wheever I ump.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
/justin just threw an empty beer bottle at you
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 5, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Those are generally not allowed at the little league games I umpire...
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Your league sucks, sir.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
agreed
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Was it 'Good Will Hunting' where the guys drank at Little League games and heckled players?
Loved it.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Well, they have to make special exceptions for the t-ball games.
No one would go otherwise.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Comeon Hernandez
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
No, it's 'Ramon'
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Maloney 1 Lincoln 0
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
so i just opened a Goose Iland Honker's Ale
what are we drinking?
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Lemonade and Sprite.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
am i the only one drinking?
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
It's 3 o'clock on a Friday
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 5, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
I had some cranberry juice and sprite earlier...
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
are you also eating mini-snickers bars
and coloring with markers? :)
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
Now I'm jealous.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
than's the guy to go to games with. Srsly.
Backpacks full of random crap.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
That also sounds like pedophile.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
I may be a nerd. But she's a pedophile.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
What!?
Great, now the cops are gonna be parked outside all the time.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
You should stop going to ChuckECheez. Just sayin'
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
In my clown suit.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
And remeber to wash the blood stains out of it next time!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
it's a turrible day when i forget my markers!
I have to push through the cards with my keys, and that makes it hard to understand
We never won anyway.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Move back to Cincinnati
so we can go to about fifteen games this summer!
my game total was wayyyy down last season.
2011 - it's on.
I’ll see what I can do this season. Just think, we’ll have two in April!
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
He has an entire chocolate cake
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 5, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
just like hitler
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
There is nothing wrong with that.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
I've got no qualms with the Citrus Drop.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Mar 5, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
Trying to keep that figure in check, I see.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Ahahaha!
Fantastic.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
Speaking of haircuts, thanks for the donation Ash!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
Once a year I do something decent.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you and your black soul!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
You should have got one last weekend
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 5, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
Aaaaand, would we care to share with the nerd?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Someday, crolf.
We’ll let you read the big book of RR stuff if you ever make it to Cincy for a meet-up.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
About damn time!
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 5, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
IT IS ABOUT TIME
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I've rec'd it
Now get your wife to create an acct and rec it along with BK and you’ll be green. :)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
13 in the last two
I win
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 5, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
Drinking and eating hibachi and crazy salsa with corn (!?) doesn't help
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
BK flailed weakly at the punching bag
And obc’s brother in law reminded us all that we shouldn’t make him angry. :)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I'll ask again
Does anyone know where that salsa came from? I wasn’t eating it considering no one knew where it came from.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Maloney looks comfortable, confident..
God damn the Red’s hats are really stupid…who in the hell chose those fucking hats…I bet it was a committee – Mark Berry, tHom and Jim Day.
Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.
Okay, what's the fucking score? It still says 1-0 in the top of the second?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:44 PM EST reply actions
4-0 Indians
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Cripes. At least we know Lincoln is out of the running for, well, anything.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Crap if I know.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
Glad to see that we're avoiding that terrifying 'h' word.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Hells yes!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
Nerds!
Obviously I don’t mind “Hell” – I was just trying to preserve FTH in all of its original glory. “Fuck the Heck” is so much better!
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Actually I'm more of a geek.
A bug geek though. Nerd infers lots of knowledge about many things, whereas geek refers to having lots of knowledge about one thing. For example, if you knew a ton about nerds, you’d be a nerd geek. On the other hand if you knew everything about everything, you’d be a geek nerd.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Wedgies for ALL!!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
Don't make me sick a bunch of moths on you.
I can talk to bugs too, y’know.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I'll swat them down and then give you a swirlee!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
I will!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
I'll gun them down!
You’re not getting out of this swirlee, dweeb.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
If they get a single bite in
You’ll be in immense pain and unable to do anything! Mwahahaha!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
They won't, doofus.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
I'll give him a swirlee too.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
Not when it comes to swirlees.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
No, I'm pretty sure that it is.
That’s my dog we’re talking about.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Swirlees know no distinction.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think swirlees have any kind of mental capacity...
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
What do you know bug boy?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
Horsepuckey!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
Shut up, woman. Get on my horse.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Mar 6, 2010 10:15 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
crolfer wins in the 12th round by TK)
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Technically
A geek is someone that bites the heads off chickens.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 5, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK THE HECK are you talking about, Crolfer!
FUCK
THE
HECK
(geesh)
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
yep
Maloney came in with two runners on, struck out the first batter, walked the second batter and got a ground out to the third batter he faced to end the inning.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Auspicious strart for your man
I think it’d be wacky to tap anyone except maybe Owings over Maloney.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
4 - 0 Indians
The Indians are supposed to suck this year…but then so is Lincoln
Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.
In off the ledge. This is only a drill.
I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)
I think it's like 4 to 0 in favor of the Indians.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
It is.
And Thom and Chris are talking about Rolen’s leadership in 2009.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
Lincoln to Pirico: "I feel really good."
“I felt like I could throw whatever I wanted. I just fell behind.”
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
"I could throw whatever I wanted" = "I could throw shitty pitches that were very hittable"
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
But would he throw them again?
I hate Ryan Franklin.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
Let it go
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Let it go or I'll eat your popcorn that I still have :)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I'd hesitate to say two innings of early ST
mean much, but the Lincoln Administration may be in its death throes.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:47 PM EST reply actions
did bruce cork his bat?
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Glenn Braggs is still bigger than Jay Bruce
even though he’s twice his age
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I'd blame it on a faulty bat...
Must of been made by Toyota.
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Wait, did Bruce break the bat across his back?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
no, he stopped swinging
but the bat kept moving and flew out of his hands. They called it a swing, even though his and never came close, but the bad did.
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Justin? Did you hijack Slyde's account?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
I thought Honda was the one that makes bats.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Gots to go do some work...
Tough ‘break’ for Jay…
Where’s the offense already…
Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.
Strike out swinging!
1 out
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
good lord
tell me that you at least have pants on
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by Slyde on Mar 5, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
actually today is kilt day
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
We wore those to school a few times...
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Hey, he's on Spring Break. Pants be damned!
*I’m pretty sure that’s JCH’s year-round mantra.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
"House Plants don't need pants, silly"
jch’s other mantra
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 5, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
does she know about the house plant?
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Oh yeah, that's a rec.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
Maloney looks pretty nice
a strike out and a par of soft fly outs.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Maloney looking spiffy...
"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)
Is he pitching with a suit?
That’s a new one.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Yeah, I was shocked when he came out in it.
"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)
CHARGE THE MOUND!!!
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Stubbs homerun right here.
Yeah?
"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)
I'm pretty happy about the prospect of having to choose between Stubbs
and Dickerson if Stubbs doesn’t “win the job” ouright.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
Or a strikeout...
"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)
Is Dickerson "fice years older" than Stubbs
And, Chris, if that’s so important, I suppose Frazier should be at third and my three year son should win the MVP award
Has anything good happened?
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 4:10 PM EST reply actions
New threadz!!!!
We’re going to try to do it differently this year. In order to clear up the clutter, new game threads won’t appear on the front page. We’ll try it out a few times in the spring. Tell me what you think. (I’m not sure I like the idea, but other SBN sites do it and consider it very successful)
New thread: http://www.redreporter.com/2010/3/5/1358768/cactus-league-game-1-thread-part-2
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I don't know. We're pretty stupid.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions

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