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Cactus League Game 1 Thread: Indians at Reds


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Cleveland Indians
@ Cincinnati Reds

Friday, March 5, 2010, 3:05 PM EDT
Goodyear Ballpark

Justin Masterson vs Mike Lincoln

Sunny. Game time temperature around 66.

 


There is still a few remaining spots of snow around the Cincinnati area, but the sun is out, the temperatures are somewhat warmer, and baseball will be on the television and radio. Does it get any better than this?

The Reds and Indians will meet for the first of six face-offs today at Goodyear Ballpark. The Reds are the home team in this tilt. Tomorrow when they face each other again, the Indians will play as the home team.

Mike Lincoln will start today for the Reds. Dusty Baker has said that Lincoln will be trying out for the 5th spot in the rotation. I have to wonder if some of that is just talk to get him to stretch out and possibly fill a swing man role on the staff. Outside of Micah Owings, and Lincoln, the Reds don't have many pitchers likely to fall into that role at this point, since you'd have to wonder if they'd give that role to Matt Maloney and since Kip Wells and Justin Lehr are not on the 40-man roster.

Also scheduled to pitch today are Maloney, Lehr, Carlos Fisher, Sam LeCure, and Jon Adkins. The Indians will throw Justin Masterson on the mound to start, followed by Kerry Wood, Aaron Laffey, Rafael Perez, Chris Perez, Joe Smith, and Saul Rivera.

Lineups are after the jump. You can catch the game live on Fox Sports Ohio and 700 WLW. The game will also be replayed on MLB Network tonight at 7pm ET, though it could be subject to blackout in your area, which is ridiculous, but whatever, I'm watching it live!

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Go Reds! They’re my favorite team!

Aroldis Chapman stars as...THE LEFT-A-NATOR!!

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 5, 2010 2:00 PM EST reply actions  

MIKE LINCOLN!!!

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 2:02 PM EST reply actions  

All right!

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 5, 2010 2:06 PM EST reply actions  

Reds rule

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 2:12 PM EST reply actions  

So is this stuff on mlb.tv?

I guess I could bother to go look.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 5, 2010 2:12 PM EST reply actions  

it appears to be

according to the MLB scoreboard

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by Slyde on Mar 5, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if there's any system to it...

like certain ballparks that have the cameras set up?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 5, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

it's probably on because it is televised

but maybe there are stationary cameras for non-televised games

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by Slyde on Mar 5, 2010 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, where's it televised?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 5, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

FSN-Ohio

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Fox Sports Ohio

Sorry, I should have said that in the game thread. Oh wait, I did.

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by Slyde on Mar 5, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I never read those.

Then again, I’ll be in the car when it starts. I wonder if I can get 700 today!

Probably not.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 5, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's where I start complaining about living in Missouri again...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

On really clear nights

we used to be able to get a fuzzy WLW signal in my grandparents’ driveway in Jeff City. Missouri’s not so bad.

by the finest muffins on Mar 6, 2010 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

i could get the Braves old Atlanta affilate 750AM in Hamilton

I miss Skip….

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 6, 2010 1:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Can't ever watch games though.

Tis lame.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2010 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm telling you, MLB.tv

if you can’t afford it, ask for it for Christmas next year.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 6, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

What if they cancel Christmas?

Or what if Crolfer converts to Judaism?

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 6, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

early birthday present

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 7, 2010 1:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I like this idea. Hmmm.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

also it is on MLB.tv on a tape delay

at like 6Central

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

yes it is

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

BASEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REDS BASEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Geki on Mar 5, 2010 2:13 PM EST reply actions  

i have the choice to watch or listen.

i choose listen. i miss marty’s voice with baseball goings-on in the background…

Sonny my pitched my wild

by GrooveLeg on Mar 5, 2010 2:16 PM EST reply actions  

Creepy.

Calmer than you are.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Mar 5, 2010 2:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You cat likes Counterstrike too?

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

do people still play that?

i was obsessed in college…

Sonny my pitched my wild

by GrooveLeg on Mar 5, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably

and there’s gotta be like one guy alone on a server playing Quake against himself. And losing.

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I know right

this game should be in HD. I’m glad you concur!

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by Slyde on Mar 5, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I bought this virtual reality holodeck for nothing apparently

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn straight.

Wish I had a lap top then I could watch the game and make long and droning commentary with the TV sound turned down.Or I could go the WLW and get my sMarty fix out of the way …

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Cleveland affiliate is.

Hooray living in a two-team market!

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, but aren't they sharing announcers?

you’ll still get tHom/Welsh/Manning, I believe.

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by Slyde on Mar 5, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

No clue - boradcast doesn't start until 3.

Watching FSO for the moment.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Its Ash everyone Hey its Ash !!!!!!

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi Mads!

Hooray baseball!!

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Big Crowd there at Goodyear...

I already miss Ed Smith..

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Off to a good start

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Showing a tour of the new facility

It really is awesome. Showing the cold and hot tubs. Those are incredible!

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by Slyde on Mar 5, 2010 2:36 PM EST reply actions  

Hi Baseball, I've missed you.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:36 PM EST reply actions  

It'll get done. Eventually. :)

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm well... should be working.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

me too.

i’m trying to do a work report, pay attention to this thread, and taunt Jeremy via email. I’m very busy.

by 'tHan on Mar 5, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Craigslist FTW!

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 6, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Call me what you want ...

Just kidding…amazing that after a long and bleak winter the spring of pennant fever raises its snarky head.

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

attack from the Norf!

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 5, 2010 2:37 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Early talking pts

Drew Stubbs rules.

We’re all going to get pretty sick of seeing Cabrera in the two-spot.

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 2:40 PM EST reply actions  

For chrissakes

The Indians are talent-starved, but they’ve got the good sense to put Sizemore in the 2-hole.

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Outs at home plate.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 5, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Paul Keels is calling REDS GAMES NOW!?

2010 just got even better!!

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:44 PM EST reply actions  

Nope.

I’m surprised this is the first I’ve heard of it. I would have assumed some of my Ohio State pals would have mentioned it in passing, but ah well, a wonderful surprise today!

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, did you know Paul Keels is calling some Reds games now?

How awesome is that?

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

by ZJiff30 on Mar 5, 2010 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

sMarty Blabbing

It is not possible to imagine a better setting a better community or an uglier shade of pink than the shirt that I’m wearing.

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 2:44 PM EST reply actions  

Now Castellini blabbing

The entire staff and city of Goodyear have raised their rumps to MLB and especially to the Reds and The Indians…this is a really good park and where the hell is the beer concession..

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 2:51 PM EST reply actions  

Cool beans

Cabrerra is playing SS for both teams..

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 2:52 PM EST reply actions  

Orlando > Assdribble

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 5, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

If O-Cab can somehow

turn back the clock to ‘07, he could be. It’d be great to get 20 steals, slightly above average defense and .290/..335/.390 from O-Cab

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

No way Jose

I’d take the Tribe’s Cabrera over ours every day of the week, twice on Sundays

by Highlifeman21 on Mar 5, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

so is this place just called "Goodyear Ballpark?"

I mean, didn’t some bank or insurance company pony up some cash for naming rights?
How about we call it the “Railroad Station?”

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Mar 5, 2010 2:54 PM EST reply actions  

wouldn't even have to change signs

They should just charge them for the rights, see if they send a check.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

yabbit ain't that the name of the town?

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Mar 5, 2010 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Arizona should sue.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe we can name an iced tea mix after them

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Mar 5, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Mixin’ up some Ice T

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Drew fucking Sutton as the DH?

already I’m ready to call Dusty out…

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 2:57 PM EST reply actions  

That's because he's replacing your boy, Nix

Nix crashed into the wall the other day and hurt his glove arm.

Calmer than you are.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Mar 5, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Or hurt his glove?

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Mar 5, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

First game thread of the year!

I’m freaking psyched!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

I like the National Anthem

Kind of like a Charles Ives pieces as it meanders from one Key signature to the next.

GO REDS

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

More like Burl Ives

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Snicker

Well at least you got the Capitalization the the letter K

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

people using mlb.tv:

do you have a feed yet or does it still say “your game will begin shortly”?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

Lincoln in midseason form

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:09 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Ha, rec'd

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 5, 2010 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

first game thread rec

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Right on time.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

is it haunted?

Lincoln’s funeral train is reportedly seen in NY. The “Death Train” supposedly signals some kind of national crisis when it’s seen.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 5, 2010 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

The American Mothman. Heh.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

honestly i just want Lincoln to fail early

so he can clear the way for Wood and Maloney to battle for the 5th spot.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

Wood won't get a very serious look

in the Dustmind, I think it’s Lehr, Maloney and maybe Owings

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Dusty convinced me that it's actually a decent idea

what do they have to lose, really? if Lincoln gets his brains blown out, then no big deal. but if he actually shows he can be an effective pitcher, as far-fetched as that may be, then bully for us.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 5, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

But he could jimmy anderson us

pitch lights out in spring training, and suck when the bell rings.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

though

the same could be said for yer boy Matty

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 5, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I know that

but I feel like Maloney is more likely to put up a good season in the rotation than Lincoln.

Maloney has a bit more upside.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

By the way

I stumbled across this today while avoiding work. Justin, if this isn’t you, you need to step your game up.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 5, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't use twitter

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Your wish is my command.

Hopefully he’ll find is rightful place on the bench

by shrguy on Mar 5, 2010 11:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Konichiwa Bitches!

It’s baseball time again, finally.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:13 PM EST reply actions  

Alright, what the hell happened? How did Cleveland get a run?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

Asdrubal Cabrera, leadoff dinger

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 5, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Lame.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that and, apparently, a fat pitch.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish this was on gameday or something

:(

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:16 PM EST reply actions  

$15 gets you mlb audio

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm in college, remember?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

as am I

it is usually the best $15 i spend.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm

I shall keep it in mind. We have Heroes on right now in the main lounge.

Not a bad show. Some TERRIBLE lines, but still.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

or if you have a friend who is into baseball

go in 50/50 on an MLB.tv account. My roommate and I are doing that. I believe you are outside of the Reds blackout area.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Also a valid possibility.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Have they made that available yet?

I still can’t find audio subscription information.

by the finest muffins on Mar 6, 2010 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Just click an audio link on this page. It should ask you to log in and you can go from there. That is what I assume at least. I have mlb.tv so I am not completely sure how MLB Audio works.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 6, 2010 1:58 AM EST up reply actions  

got mlb.tv to work

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:17 PM EST reply actions  

That was nice of you

Did its car break down or something?

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Mar 5, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WTF are the Reds doing in Arizona?

there’s nobody to play
pitchers can’t grip the ball cause it is so dry
breaking balls don’t break cause its so dry
outfielders can’t find the bal cause the sky is so big
and there’s nobody at the game.

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 3:17 PM EST reply actions  

Is there really no one there?

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It's pretty empty.

Then again, I have no idea how well ST games are usually attended.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

This can't have been a surprise to the Reds though

Goodyear is a blip on the map 1,500 miles away from Cincinnati, Cleveland or anywhere Ohioans traditionally spend the winter or could reach by a long day’s car ride.

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

They just wanted a new stadium.

And maybe to try and get some fans out west. I doubt they’re worried about the take from attendance down there.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks decent from here

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/photo.php?pid=31756582&id=36001727

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck the hell?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

"HECK!"

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, seriously- that 'h' word could offend someone!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

THE REDS ARE ON THE RADIO !!!

Listene to the first half inning on the Big One.

Before the first pitch Marty dropped a “get up off your rear end.”

To his credit he proclaimed himself to be “happy as the dickens.”

Gotta ask.. who are the dickens?

Anyone?

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:17 PM EST reply actions  

Dahls chickens?

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

A very shitty 80s hair band.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

But hopefully it's at least a little bit

Dickersonian

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

....and that one was Right Down Broadway

The Cowboy’s voice sounds amazing again this year.

by shrguy on Mar 5, 2010 11:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Brantley on Choo and other Asian/international players:

“It’s interesting that baseball has become a melting pot of the world if you will. No longer is all your talent home grown.”

No longer indeed, Cowboy.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:19 PM EST reply actions  

Fair enough

but do you have to immediately do a rail after such a hearfelt remark?

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Well then please proceed

I’m sure Brantley took his fair share of “ski trips” during the 90s, which I now confuse with the 80s. It’s a fitting tribute.

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't be sure..

..but I think Lincoln fell behind all four batters?

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:21 PM EST reply actions  

That is correct Mr. Vegas

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You drinkin', Mads?

It is Friday.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh god Jeff Piceiro is back

remember when he frightened a bunch of girls on singles night?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

I think that was Jim Day

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 5, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

And then he brought the booth coffee during that San Diego game after not being on air for like 3 hours. Then I made the joke about him cleaning the blood off his clown suit!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like Jim Day

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I get those two mixed up...maybe it was him

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

The Indians pitcher

looked way ahead of the Reds hitters…

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by MixFMKyle on Mar 5, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like Mike Lincoln

is getting a head start on the “1st Big Contract Bob Has To Eat This Season Award”

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by MixFMKyle on Mar 5, 2010 3:31 PM EST reply actions  

This should not be a surprise

He wrapped that award up after Willy departed. A middle-of-the-road reliever who was bad last year and hasn’t started in almost a decade does not a starter make.

Even if Bray is still out for a while, Lincoln is barely in the bullpen. Even one of Rosario, Fisher, Viola or Ondrusek could be better options.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

which other pitchers are on tap today?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:32 PM EST reply actions  

They're listed up top

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

gray'd

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I might as well stop writing any text

it is clear it doesn’t get read

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by Slyde on Mar 5, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Amish

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Justin is takng a mentally lazy day today

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

well today is the first day of spring break

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

We still have like 3 weeks...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I was actually thinking that as I replied.

Just give up now. :/

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I read it and enjoyed it.

Besides, you’d think Justin would know when Maloney is pitching

by timb116 on Mar 5, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

honestly

i don’t read any stories. I just skip to the comments

by 'tHan on Mar 5, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

you don't like baseball anyway

you’re just looking for the UK comments

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by Slyde on Mar 5, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

John Wall = No Naismith

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by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably. Still no Naismith.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I will not comment on this as I do not know enough to back argue one way or another.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

You need a little bit of crazy.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

he's got more than a little bit

but i like having him. he’s the type of player that all the opposing fans hate. it’s about time uk had a joakim noah or j.j. reddick

by 'tHan on Mar 5, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Missouri...

DeMarre Carroll got drafted… And JT Tiller knows his defense.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

No one is more hated than Reddick. Except maybe

Laettner or Scheyer. Noticing a trend?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone hates people that go to Duke...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

No way. White Duke guys are always

the most hated. Always.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I assume "Noah" is my baby daddy Joakim?

Yeah, I hate that guy.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate Joakim, too.

But I really, really, really hate white guys that play for Duke.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike Lincoln is not good today.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:32 PM EST reply actions  

Today?

try the last 18 months.

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by MixFMKyle on Mar 5, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Marty asked about Lincoln getting this chance to crack the rotation.

Brantley said Lincoln “wanted it.”

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

based on today and last season

Lincoln may get to join the ranks of Mike Stanton and Rheal Cormier as overpaid, veteran relievers who get cut in spring training.

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by MixFMKyle on Mar 5, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

45 minutes into the season..

He just fell off the short list for #5 starter on a team that hasn’t won in nine years.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

but I think you have to look at his suckitude last year as well. Only reason they are giving him a look as a starter is they bullpen is pretty crowded already. I would rather have Fisher in there over Lincoln.

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by MixFMKyle on Mar 5, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I'd be okay with that.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

MATT MALONEY!!!

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:35 PM EST reply actions  

So by the time the next pitcher is on the mound it could well be 8 or 9 to zip,

Oh wait Maloney’s come in to inherit the mess,,,

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 3:36 PM EST reply actions  

so does this mean Dusterella's job is on the line today?

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Mar 5, 2010 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't see Maloney on your list

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:36 PM EST reply actions  

cancel that

it just wasn’t in red.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

"He's a guy winning 15-16 games a year in the minors"

Anybody care to guess how many times Maloney has won that many in the minors?

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by Slyde on Mar 5, 2010 3:37 PM EST reply actions  

zero?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

no, once actually

before he came to the Reds

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by Slyde on Mar 5, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

How does one win "15-16"?

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

15-16= -1 wins.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

How many times did he do that?

Let’s trade him to the Brewers and see if he can do it again!

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

that was my next guess.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

so, is winning 15 or 16 in the minors a good thing or a bad thing?

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Mar 5, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a good thing

I’m just laughing about tHom over-dramatic and inaccurate portrayal of Maloney

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by Slyde on Mar 5, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Inning over.

“That’s an OUTSTANDING job by Matt Maloney.”

Drink!

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Chair?

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Mar 5, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Whaaaa?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

ummm none?

K for Maloney…finally a pitcher who’s not just laying them in there

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

AAAA

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Bullshit shoulda been strike 3

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:39 PM EST reply actions  

SHOULDA BEEN STRIKE 4

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Its spring training for the umps too.

lol

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by MixFMKyle on Mar 5, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Those people piss me off wheever I ump.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Your league sucks, sir.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Not my rule.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

generally?

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, they have to make special exceptions for the t-ball games.

No one would go otherwise.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Comeon Hernandez

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:42 PM EST reply actions  

No, it's 'Ramon'

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's the Cuban dialect.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Maloney 1 Lincoln 0

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:42 PM EST reply actions  

so i just opened a Goose Iland Honker's Ale

what are we drinking?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:44 PM EST reply actions  

Lemonade and Sprite.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I had some cranberry juice and sprite earlier...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

are you also eating mini-snickers bars

and coloring with markers? :)

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Now I'm jealous.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

than's the guy to go to games with. Srsly.

Backpacks full of random crap.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

That also sounds like pedophile.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I may be a nerd. But she's a pedophile.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

What!?

Great, now the cops are gonna be parked outside all the time.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

You should stop going to ChuckECheez. Just sayin'

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

In my clown suit.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

And remeber to wash the blood stains out of it next time!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I really want a milkshake...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Nerd.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Meanie-face.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Too true...

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Move back to Cincinnati

so we can go to about fifteen games this summer!

my game total was wayyyy down last season.

by 'tHan on Mar 5, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

2011 - it's on.

I’ll see what I can do this season. Just think, we’ll have two in April!

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

He has an entire chocolate cake

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 5, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

just like hitler

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I do not!

I have the same chocolate chip cookies that you do!

by 'tHan on Mar 5, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Trying to keep that figure in check, I see.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahahaha!

Fantastic.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of haircuts, thanks for the donation Ash!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you and your black soul!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

That's racist!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I need one soonish...

I think.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

You should have got one last weekend

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 5, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Any particular reason why?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Aaaaand, would we care to share with the nerd?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 5, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Kthxbye

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Someday, crolf.

We’ll let you read the big book of RR stuff if you ever make it to Cincy for a meet-up.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

It shall happen some day.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

About damn time!

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 5, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

IT IS ABOUT TIME

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 6, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I've rec'd it

Now get your wife to create an acct and rec it along with BK and you’ll be green. :)

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 6, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

13 in the last two

I win

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 5, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds like you do!

i haven’t been all that “good” on the weekends

by 'tHan on Mar 5, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

however

i did do some exercise on that punching bag!

by 'tHan on Mar 5, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

BK flailed weakly at the punching bag

And obc’s brother in law reminded us all that we shouldn’t make him angry. :)

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by jch24 on Mar 6, 2010 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll ask again

Does anyone know where that salsa came from? I wasn’t eating it considering no one knew where it came from.

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by jch24 on Mar 6, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Maloney looks comfortable, confident..

God damn the Red’s hats are really stupid…who in the hell chose those fucking hats…I bet it was a committee – Mark Berry, tHom and Jim Day.

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 3:44 PM EST reply actions  

Okay, what's the fucking score? It still says 1-0 in the top of the second?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:44 PM EST reply actions  

4-0 Indians

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Cripes. At least we know Lincoln is out of the running for, well, anything.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Did he give up all of those runs?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Crap if I know.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Glad to see that we're avoiding that terrifying 'h' word.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Hells yes!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Hells or hellz is fine.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Nerds!

Obviously I don’t mind “Hell” – I was just trying to preserve FTH in all of its original glory. “Fuck the Heck” is so much better!

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

What the hell are you talking about?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

:P

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Nerd.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually I'm more of a geek.

A bug geek though. Nerd infers lots of knowledge about many things, whereas geek refers to having lots of knowledge about one thing. For example, if you knew a ton about nerds, you’d be a nerd geek. On the other hand if you knew everything about everything, you’d be a geek nerd.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Nerd.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

GEEK!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Wedgies for ALL!!!!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't make me sick a bunch of moths on you.

I can talk to bugs too, y’know.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll swat them down and then give you a swirlee!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasps then. Swat all of them.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I will!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Bullet Ants.

What now?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll gun them down!

You’re not getting out of this swirlee, dweeb.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

If they get a single bite in

You’ll be in immense pain and unable to do anything! Mwahahaha!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

They won't, doofus.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

That's my dog's name!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll give him a swirlee too.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

That's just uncalled for.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Not when it comes to swirlees.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I'm pretty sure that it is.

That’s my dog we’re talking about.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Swirlees know no distinction.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think swirlees have any kind of mental capacity...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

What do you know bug boy?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That you is lyings.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Horsepuckey!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Shut up, woman. Get on my horse.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 6, 2010 10:15 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

crolfer wins in the 12th round by TK)

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 6, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Technically

A geek is someone that bites the heads off chickens.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 5, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

and a gleek

is someone who really enjoys the show “glee”

by 'tHan on Mar 6, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Gleet is:

The chronic morbid discharge as from the nostrils of horses?

Good Lord...lol

by Madville on Mar 6, 2010 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK THE HECK are you talking about, Crolfer!

FUCK

THE

HECK

(geesh)

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

Maloney came in with two runners on, struck out the first batter, walked the second batter and got a ground out to the third batter he faced to end the inning.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Auspicious strart for your man

I think it’d be wacky to tap anyone except maybe Owings over Maloney.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That was a good start...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

4 - 0 Indians

The Indians are supposed to suck this year…but then so is Lincoln

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

4-0 Tribe

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 5, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

In off the ledge. This is only a drill.

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Mar 5, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's like 4 to 0 in favor of the Indians.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

It is.

And Thom and Chris are talking about Rolen’s leadership in 2009.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Lincoln to Pirico: "I feel really good."

“I felt like I could throw whatever I wanted. I just fell behind.”

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:46 PM EST reply actions  

"I could throw whatever I wanted" = "I could throw shitty pitches that were very hittable"

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

But would he throw them again?

I hate Ryan Franklin.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Let it go

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 6, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

No.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 6, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Let it go or I'll eat your popcorn that I still have :)

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 7, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd hesitate to say two innings of early ST

mean much, but the Lincoln Administration may be in its death throes.

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 3:47 PM EST reply actions  

did bruce cork his bat?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:51 PM EST reply actions  

Jay Bruce = Glen Braggs

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 3:51 PM EST reply actions  

Bruce strikes out

here we go again….ugh.

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by Slyde on Mar 5, 2010 3:51 PM EST reply actions  

Oh noes...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd blame it on a faulty bat...

Must of been made by Toyota.

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by MixFMKyle on Mar 5, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, did Bruce break the bat across his back?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

no, he stopped swinging

but the bat kept moving and flew out of his hands. They called it a swing, even though his and never came close, but the bad did.

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by Slyde on Mar 5, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Justin? Did you hijack Slyde's account?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

and the bad = bat?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought Honda was the one that makes bats.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

among everything else...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Gots to go do some work...

Tough ‘break’ for Jay…
Where’s the offense already…

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 5, 2010 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

Strike out swinging!

1 out

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:56 PM EST reply actions  

good lord

tell me that you at least have pants on

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by Slyde on Mar 5, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

actually today is kilt day

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

We wore those to school a few times...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, he's on Spring Break. Pants be damned!

*I’m pretty sure that’s JCH’s year-round mantra.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

"House Plants don't need pants, silly"

jch’s other mantra

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 5, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

does she know about the house plant?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, that's a rec.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Maloney looks pretty nice

a strike out and a par of soft fly outs.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 3:58 PM EST reply actions  

Maloney looking spiffy...

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 5, 2010 4:01 PM EST reply actions  

Is he pitching with a suit?

That’s a new one.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was shocked when he came out in it.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 5, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

CHARGE THE MOUND!!!

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 5, 2010 4:05 PM EST reply actions  

Stubbs homerun right here.

Yeah?

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 5, 2010 4:05 PM EST reply actions  

not quite

another strikeout

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by Slyde on Mar 5, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty happy about the prospect of having to choose between Stubbs

and Dickerson if Stubbs doesn’t “win the job” ouright.

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Or a strikeout...

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 5, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much the same thing...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 5, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Dickerson "fice years older" than Stubbs

And, Chris, if that’s so important, I suppose Frazier should be at third and my three year son should win the MVP award

by timb116 on Mar 5, 2010 4:09 PM EST reply actions  

Has anything good happened?

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

New threadz!!!!

We’re going to try to do it differently this year. In order to clear up the clutter, new game threads won’t appear on the front page. We’ll try it out a few times in the spring. Tell me what you think. (I’m not sure I like the idea, but other SBN sites do it and consider it very successful)

New thread: http://www.redreporter.com/2010/3/5/1358768/cactus-league-game-1-thread-part-2

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by Slyde on Mar 5, 2010 4:12 PM EST reply actions  

I don't know. We're pretty stupid.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Mar 5, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

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