Red Reposter - The Reds Begin Their Cactus League Schedule Today So I'm Wearing a Tie to Work
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Aroldis Chapman pitched in his first game situation as a Red yesterday
and apparently he already has down pat some of the finer points of American culture. He made fellow top-prospect Todd Frazier his bitch, beaning him in the thigh with a 95 mph fastball. The Todd will be fine, though I'm sure that bruise will be a Hall o' Famer. -
Tony Phillips, a special instructor in Reds camp this year, has taking a shinin' to Frazier
Phillips started 150 games or more at 5 different positions in his 18 seasons, so he's a terrific role model for Frazier. "I (Frazier) told him to get on me because I need as much work at every position possible. I haven't played at one position all year round. The more knowledge I can get, the better." Hopefully Phillips is also gleaning some of his knowledge of the strike zone. Dude posted a lifetime OBP of .374. -
PDoc admits to disliking Opening Day in Cincinnati
"OD is softball. Hardball starts two nights later, when it’s about 35 and there are 12,000 people in GASP." Can't argue with that one. Everyone here at RR knows RealsFans Go to Game 2. -
THT - Escape from the press box
Last year, Nationals beat writer Chico Harlan became the enfant terrible of sportswriting when he told another reporter that he was ashamed that he had to write about something as low as sports. When those remarks were published, the outcry was predictable and loud. But it sounds like it was ultimately the best thing for Harlan. He connected with some of the Nats, who shared "now you know how it feels to be burned by a reporter" or "I'm not so crazy about this job myself" (Adam?!) talks with Harlan. At the end of the year, Harlan told his boss at the Washington Post that he wanted a different assignment. And he got it - he's now an East Asia correspondent based in Tokyo. He quickly realized that covering a big league team was not his dream job: "I woke up every day scared out of my mind (by the competition, by the need to have fresh blog ideas for a 7:30 a.m. post, by the need to always keep an eye on… everything… at every moment), and fear is an intense motivator. Fear=energy." -
ESPN - Nats blogger follows C. Trent's trail
Unlike Harlan, Mark Zuckerman wanted to keep writing about the Nationals. Problem was his employer didn't want to do sports any more, period. The WashingtonPostTimes got rid of their sports section at the end of last year. The 33 year-old Zuckerman decided to start his own Nats blog called Nats Insider. After conferring with C. Trent, he raised money from his readership and went down to ST. How does he find blogging versus writing? "It's been refreshing to ask readers what stories they're interested in, to deal with them directly and do it on my own," Zuckerman says. "In a way, they're my editors and bosses. I've had more fun the last three weeks doing this than anything I've done in my professional career." -
TWITTER RUMOR!!
A grown man named Buster says the Reds are interested in Gary Mathews Jr. Thankfully, the good ol' Fay refutes the whole thing. -
Jeff Zimmerman (TucsconRoyal) has ranked the farm systems
based on his amalgamation of 13 different rankings. The Reds system shows up 8th. I really like his methodology on this one, so I'm putting a lot of stock in this ranking. And it reflects my gut feeling too, so all the better.
JapanBall.com - Wakefield demonstrates knuckler on young Japanese female
Female pitching prodigy Eri Yoshida worked with Boston knuckleballer Tim Wakefield at the Sox ST in Florida. Yoshida will soon return to Japan and pick between the Outlaws or the Mie Throw Arrows of the new independent Japan-Future League.
Top 100 Prospects | THT Fantasy Focus
THT has their top 200 prospect rankings. 7 Reds crack the list, which is about average for an organization. Alonso #51, Leake #60, Chapman #61, Francisco #103, Wood #156, Frazier #158 (surprisingly low given that he was the consensus #1 Reds prospect), Heisey #183.
My Globetrotter Debut - Yardbarker
Jay Bruce plays "baseball" with the Harlem Globetrotters. Kind of fun.
Someone over at the KYPost (they didn't have their name on the article)
thinks giving Aaron Harang the start on Opening Day "sets a bad precedent". They don't seem to know much at all about the situation though. They think Bronson Arroyo should have been given the start but, as we informed Reds fans know, Arroyo turned it down because he likes to par-tay on OD rather than work.
How many more HRs would Adam Dunn have hit in GABP last year?
Being a good nerd who still holds a candle for counting stats, I rooted for Adam Dunn to reach the 40 HR mark for the sixth consecutive year last season. Alas, he fell two short after a September power outage. Would it have been different had he played in Cincinnati? According to this little toy, yes. He would have actually lost one of his Nationals Park HRs, but three of his doubles and one of his flyouts would have been goners in GABP. (HT to The Book Blog).
Jared Burton Ernie says he started throwing a bit later this winter than last
"I'm a little further behind as far as being game ready," he said. "I was almost too ready in spring training last year. I felt I was midseason locked in at spring training. (This year) I started throwing later. I wanted to take my time. I'm little behind but we've still got a long, 30-game spring training. I've got plenty of time."
Burton struggled some early last year, but turned it around in the second half. For whatever reason, I'm much more optimistic about Burton than I am about Nick Masset.
This ain't Chuck Hustle's first rodeo though, as he's been to Wrestlemania a few times.
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Zuckerman wrote for the Washington Times, not the Post
The Post still has its sports section. Also, nice work on Burton Ernie.
His blog is also called Nats Insider, not Fire Jim Bowden.
Somebody got up a little too early today.
That's my bad
I later saw the Nats Insider blog but didn’t change the post. Apparently I got the Washington Post and Times mixed up too, so I’m mixing up all sorts of DC media outlets.
by ken on Mar 5, 2010 8:19 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
That's a pretty neat story
And even mentions C. Trent by name. Maybe it really will be the future of sports journalism.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Hopefully Phillips is working with Phillips on some of that OBP knowledge, too
I mean if The Franchise can learn to be a RBI Man, he can certainly learn to be an OBP Man too, right?
And the he can learn to be a ninja.
I mean, how cool would that be?
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 7:49 AM EST up reply actions
Scrabbles's headline..
..reminded me of this song and now it’s knocking around in my noggin.’
All day.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
Sympathy
“I woke up every day scared out of my mind (by the competition, by the need to have fresh blog ideas for a 7:30 a.m. post, by the need to always keep an eye on… everything… at every moment), and fear is an intense motivator. Fear=energy.”
It must be difficult to wake up one day and realize that you actually have to do the job that you trained and applied for.
If you walk out of here tonight and see a man c***-flapping, you run with that man.
by Man Mountain on Mar 5, 2010 8:47 AM EST reply actions 2 recs

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 9:21 AM EST up reply actions 8 recs
If Eri-rin picks the California team, I am definitely going to road trip out there.
Incidentally, every other source cites the Japanese team Yoshida may sign with as the Mie Three Arrows. This is a great site with details of Yoshida’s pitching with the Yuma Scorpions this winter. Evidently she wasn’t even able to throw the knuckler – saying the size of the baseball was giving her problems – but everything I’ve found indicates the balls are the same size.
IAN! I'm on traain!
Really?
They couldn’t go with a team name of the Mie Three Suns?
by Brendanukkah on Mar 5, 2010 12:54 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
you'll have to explain that one to me
or did you mean this guy:

Red Reporter or follow on Twitter: @redreporter
Yeah, must be.
I thought that guy was too young but I wasn’t rheally sure what he looked like.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Reds are looking pretty third place by most accounts
but I think a lot of people gloss over how valuable Stubbs and Bailey could be this year. Drew could be a major linchpin. He was worth 1.5 WAR in only a quarter of a season last year. The CF defense will be superb, which will work to great effect on pitching/run prevention. If he can get on base at the top of the lineup, steal 25+ bases and hit 10 HR, he could be a 4-5 WAR player. Bailey’s rep has been tarnished by struggles in ‘07-’08, but it’s also not too much a stretch to imagine he could get his K/9 up above 8.0 and ERA under 4.00
This slightly rosey outlook on the rotation looks pretty competitive to me, given a great defensive backing:
Arroyo – 3.80 ERA
Harang – 4.15 ERA
Cueto – 4.20 ERA (Could get below 4 if his k-rate comes down)
Bailey – 3.70 ERA
Maloney – 4.60 ERA
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Drew Stubbs will never be a 5 WAR player in any individual season in his career
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 5, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
stubbsmorganlovechild
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
he's marking it for future reference
So later he can search on that phrase, find your prediction, and make fun of you for being wrong.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Ah, I see
I stand by that prediction.
Stubbs will never be a 5 WAR player
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 5, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
I was surprised how much I was enjoying Daugherty's column.
And then I got to “If Tiger plays the Masters, he is officially a fraud…” (emphasis his)
Wha?
Up to this point he’s been like unofficially fraud-y? Once it’s official, does that mess up his W2s or something?
I scanned down and saw Doc puckering up for “the great” Rick Reilly and I came back to SBNation. BTW their ‘front pages’ are awesome now. Everything you want about each sport and none of the ads you don’t. No ads! (Chapman’s beaning of The Tood was sharing the MLB page’s lead until the Astros’ 15 runs bumped him below the fold.)
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
There's more.
(Still stopping before the Rick Reilly ass-kiss.)
Can’t wait to see E. Andrews dancing, wearing something non-restrictive.
I vote for one of those luge outfits.
First of all.. “Can’t wait” to see a woman dancing? On televsion? What are you, fourteen?
Secondly, does he want me to believe that he hasn’t already seen this woman naked? True, illegally obtained voyeur-porn is not quite the same as the celebrity ass-shaking contest Paul’s panting for. Viva la difference???
Lastly… He tells us his little dancing dress-up doll fantasy is featuring “something non-restrictive” and then three words later he types “one of those luge outfits.” Uh, Paul??
/FirePaulDaugherty
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
yeah
i chose to ignore everything else in that article aside from the Game 2 hoo-rah. it kills me to death that he gets paid as well as he does to do shit like that.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 5, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Not to mention his creepy comments about Oxford girls
Bro, you’re like 45 years old. C’mon now.
by Geki on Mar 5, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The older I get, I am more and more amazed that college girls don't age...
Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.
yeah, I think one of the absolute no-nos
in sports journalism right now is saying something leering about Erin Andrews.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Erin Andrews is rather appealing without clothes
Oh darn, there goes my whatever-the-the-fuck-it-is-prize-I’ll-never-win-anyway.
/PDoc’d
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
GMJ?????????
i would rather shit into my own mouth than have to watch sarg jr. tank it at the plate all year. come on, son!!!
Sonny my pitched my wild
by GrooveLeg on Mar 5, 2010 11:32 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
I want to create multiple accounts so I can rec this over and over
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 5, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Poop fetish or GMJ hate?
Survey says?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Love the photo caption.
Calling it a bottom is so much more filthy to me than calling it an ass.
A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
Today is my annual saddest RR day.
I love that the games start today. But since I watch/listen to every game on about a 6-8 hour delay, I have to sign off of RR at first pitch. blugh
Aroldis Chapman stars as...THE LEFT-A-NATOR!!
'sokay, we don't like you anyway
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Wait. We don't?
I need to renew my subscription to the newsletter.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 6, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Opening volley in the battle for CF
CDick had two hits and a walk in yesterdays intersquad.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 1:31 PM EST reply actions
Look at me.. I can be...
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
...a spot starter!
(against righties)
Aroldis Chapman stars as...THE LEFT-A-NATOR!!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 5, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Flag'd
Chris Dickerson is next to cleanliness
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 5, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
This Deadspin article on the Reds kinda rules
http://deadspin.com/5486157/cincinnati-reds-the-looming-tower?skyline=true&s=i
I’ve spent many, many evenings in Cincinnati, and that town is rabid to care about its Reds again. If they get hot and are close in September, that place will froth into a frenzy. It will carry them.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 5, 2010 1:55 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Leitch just out-wrote PDoc so, so, hard
Great mixture of old-timey wistfulness and new-school Simmons-esque. Mixing the grand theater of old men glaring at each other with the similarities between Saint Louis and Cincinnati.
A lot of what brought me to Saint Louis is how similar it is to Cincinnati. Being able to get dinner after 9:30 is an awesome. As is the ability to smoke wherever, ever-present gun crime, and the fact that the police don’t ever bother you so long as you’re white. The cities really have too much in common.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander






























