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Red Reposter - What's Old is New Again

Spring is a time for renewal. A time for debuts. We're likely to witness one in the fifth spot of the Reds' rotation, so I for one feel a sense of solidarity with [LEAKE, MIKE or WOOD, TRAVIS]. As junior member of the Reposter staff, I'll be responsible for generating hip, catchphrase-laden prose that should secure my place as a wise-cracking name-to-know in the Reds blogsophere. (At the very least, I'm hoping to avoid this outcome.) With Prof. Scrabbles as faculty advisor for my Masters in Reposting intensive, my wings will soon take dream!

Lest we forget, Opening Day is a mere 5 days from now. In Cincinnati, the occassion is a de facto holiday with a long and storied tradition, yet one which always manages to seem novel each year it comes back around. (Promise #1: I promise not to attempt to force-fit a flighty unifying theme into every Reposter.)

Chapman most likely headed to the minors; fifth starter competition now between Wood and Leake
This one was lit up tickers nationwide. By all accounts, it's a two-way race now, though Chapman is not quite a definitive "no." According to Uncle Walt: "The injury set him back to the point where it's going to be tough for him to be ready to start the season as one of our five starters." Anyone who did an earnest risk/reward on Chapman knew the minors were probably the best place for him to start the 2010 season, but the emergence of Leake and Wood as legitimate candidates for the OD rotation has been a pleasant surprise to all but the staunchest Matt Maloney supporters.

Enquirer quizzes readership on 1990 Team & shills for some book by John Erardi
Talking of debuts, Fay's blog gives a plug for the highly-anticipated release of “The Wire-to-Wire Reds: Sweet Lou, Nasty Boys and the Wild Run to a World Championship," which as many of you know was co-authored by our own beloved Slyde. I heard several type-setters were injured printing the title page. Slyde gets a namecheck in the post, though mention of his association with Red Reporter is conspicuously absent. No matter, I'm eagerly awaiting the book's release and excited to read the definitive account of my (and Marty's) favorite Reds team. Maybe I can get my hot hands on an advance review copy for the Reposter. If you represent the author or publisher, please send (along with a concordance) to: Red Reposter c/o Rijo Sabocasey, WKRP 123 Contrived St. Cincinnati, OH 45202

And on the heels of their excellent, Times-caliber photo gallery from the 1990 season, the Enquirer offers a 15-question trivia challenge covering that legendary '90 squad.

Harang feeling ebullient 
This spring has been rough on Harang's ERA, but he says he feels "great" on the cusp of the regular season. Taken with four earned runs, Tuesday's 6 Ks in 4.2 IP were certainly heartening. I may have a soft spot for the guy, but I'll take the rocky spring from Harang, considering he tweaked his delivery but kept up his velocity. There may be some strange voodoo at work when he isn't missing bats, but it stands to reason he'll benefit this year from having an elite defense behind him. C. Trent also reminds us that despite a more favorable outcome for the Cards, Harang's Opening Day adversary walked six in 5 IP vs. the Mets yesterday.

Fairly enjoyable facts re: Opening Day
Some faceless blogger at Bleacher Report has some tidbits about Reds Opening Day history. With his fifth straight turn on the mound, Aaron Harang will join Mario Soto as the leader in consecutive Opening Day starts. Also, I forgot that brutal 16-7 reaming by the Cubs in 2006, which was apparently the most runs given up by the Reds on Opening Day. But take comfort in the fact that the Reds have more OD wins over the Cubs than any other club.

MLB.com ArticleBot generates obligatory story on Cincinnati Reds as Dark Horse
Actually, it's Mark Sheldon. And it's not really his fault this dead horse is being flogged again - this is still the line on the Reds and the one which the team if force to keeping responding. He acknowledges the media consensus saddling the Reds with high expectations. But at some point, Perennial Sleepers become Perennial Underachievers.

OMGReds de-briefs from Goodyear
A thoughtful assessment of the fan experience at the new facility in Arizona. It sounds like things are still very new in  Goodyear and the kinks need to be ironed out. Everyone agrees it's a slick facility and OMG has a nice little photo set up. BREAKING: Apparently OMGReds is now kaput.

CNATI: Ondrusek standing out
With Micah Owings all but secure in a long-man 'pen role, there's really only one spot in question should the Reds choose to carry 7 pitchers when they break camp. That spot ostensibly belongs to Mike Lincoln, given his $2M guaranteed, but Logan, Lehr and Maloney appear to be very much in the conversation at this late date. The Reds are expected to cut several guys after tonight's game.

Fangraphs unleashes fan-projected FIP for Chapman
Didn't you read this Reposter? He ain't startin' out in the bigs! Based on a robust 504 entries by fans (though a possible selection bias for the nerd cohort), Fangraphs gives us a composite projection for Aroldis Chapman's 2010 fielding-independent pitching.

Star-divide

Posnanski gets the Bad Baseball HOF discussion started with Gookie Dawkins
Poz sez "Gookie Dawkins is probably the worst hitter I have ever seen in the Major Leagues," though he goes onto qualify that this is a feat  worthy of admiration: "It seems impossible to me that someone with Gookie Dawkins swing could make it to the Major Leagues." Remember that Dawkins, despite his "sledgehammer" approach and .163 lifetime MLB average, still put up respectable numbers in his early minor league career and remains in the rarefied space of baseball players worldwide who were good enough to make it to the show. Dawkins, for his part, doesn't meet Poz's criteria for sustained bad baseballing as his MLB career lasted a mere 110 PAs. I always secretly hoped a Gookie to Pokey to Casey double-play connection would emerge.

Francisco at 1B?
Sweet Sassy Mollassy. Mark down El Niño Destructor as another Reds prospect being given the tour de positions. With Votto firmly entrenched and the organization's number one hitting prospect still primarily a first baseman, there's probably not much to this, though rest assured, testing the versatility of Francisco and Alonso may have serious trade implications.

Pete Rose Dating a 28-year old former Korean airline attendant turned Playboy model
Sometimes New and Old shouldn't mix. Blog Red Machine brings to our attention another entry for the bloated "Pete Rose: Reasons He Probably Shouldn't Be Involved in a PR Campaign to Revitalize Cincinnati" file. I'm not surprised Pete is doing something less than conventional for a man of his age, but when you think of Playmates and Who They Could Be Dating, the name Charlie Hustle doesn't spring to mind. Pete's free to date who he chooses - and for all I know she's a fine young woman - but he's not exactly de-sleazing the tarnished image of a rough-hewn gambler he's still pitching for reinstatement.

Red Hot Mama thinks a Dusty Baker contract extension is fait accompli
Despite his favored status, I think whether Baker is around in 2011 will still turn on team performance this season, but his blind spots do seem to get a lot of leeway with the front office.

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By the way

I’m not sure this has been mentioned, but RijoSaboCaseyWKRP is taking over for ken in assisting Charlie Scrabbles with the Reposters. ken has taken new job that will make it hard for him to cover regular reposters. We wish ken the best of luck and hope that he’ll be able to participate in the site still!

Welcome to mod squad RSCWKRP!

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by Slyde on Mar 31, 2010 11:47 AM EDT reply actions  

I really like reading 'KRP

And I’ve often wondered if he had ever been asked to be a mod.

Nice job, ’KRP.

And nice job, Executive Vice President of Mod-Pickin’

"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 31, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, FVA

Feeling’s mutual

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 31, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

here here!

Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan

by GrooveLeg on Mar 31, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

and just to squash the rumor before it spreads

ken was not fired for gross malfeasance. the story of him using the RR company account to pay for services at an erotic lesbian club in West Hollywood is entirely untrue. dude just got himself a big boy job, like Slyde said. and that’s the truth.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 31, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah, we all toe the official line on this one.

Sean Henry was a steel-drivin’ man, lawd, lawd!

by johnu1 on Mar 31, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOP'd

Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan

by GrooveLeg on Mar 31, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he did all that

I would expect him to get a promotion around here.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 31, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey now, I got a big boy job and all I got around here was a hard time

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 31, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the...

THAT PLANT CAN TALK!

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Apr 1, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

I think “mild malfeasance” works just fine.

Great debut, RSCW!

by ken on Mar 31, 2010 9:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Welcome to the dark side, 'KRP!

Be sure to put the toilet seat down(BK hates it when he almost falls in) and look out for the mess I left on the back deck. Stupid whiskey….

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 31, 2010 12:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

and why can't you write reposters

what do you do?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta keep my photosynthesisin' hand strong

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 31, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why you so worried about what I do?

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 31, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

Gookie to Pokey to (legal)Casey sounds like it could be the name of my forthcoming autobiography.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 31, 2010 12:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

aw man

I could have had your autograph before you got famous.
Any chance you can help me out on this one, RSC…etc?

Sean Henry was a steel-drivin’ man, lawd, lawd!

by johnu1 on Mar 31, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

You still can

But be warned, I only sign butts and boobs. Your call.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 31, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

not true

you signed my happy trail

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by Slyde on Mar 31, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, happy trails to you too.

Sean Henry was a steel-drivin’ man, lawd, lawd!

by johnu1 on Mar 31, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 31, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

boobs would be fine.

Sean Henry was a steel-drivin’ man, lawd, lawd!

by johnu1 on Mar 31, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would be you have a nice fat pair of tits

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Mar 31, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Madville'ed

It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 31, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Mar 31, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the warm welcome

I just kinda wish I hadn’t impulsively chosen such a cumbersome handle. Only kinda.

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 31, 2010 12:18 PM EDT reply actions  

How about we just call you Tubby?

Sean Henry was a steel-drivin’ man, lawd, lawd!

by johnu1 on Mar 31, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tubby?...

Or not Tubby?

That is the question.

"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 31, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, now your just being silly.

Sean Henry was a steel-drivin’ man, lawd, lawd!

by johnu1 on Mar 31, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

you did a nice job

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile, back at the ballpark

Am I misled by the definition that Chapman suffered an “injury” that set him back?
Sounded to me like he just needed to warm up better and I recall, at the time of the “injury,” how tHom and cOwboy were going on and on about how quickly he got ready, attributing it to zeal.

Sean Henry was a steel-drivin’ man, lawd, lawd!

by johnu1 on Mar 31, 2010 1:03 PM EDT reply actions  

ya know

Dusteroo ruins young arms. Just ask the Chicken Pluckers er Cubs.
Any Mark Prior sightings lately, Cubbies?

(This does not change the fact that yes, ’tHan is insane.) -- FVA

by johnu1 on Mar 31, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like an excuse to me

a lie told to fans so they don’t have to say the real reason ($$$$)

by Daedalus on Apr 1, 2010 7:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Money isn't a bad reason

An extra year of near league minimum pay for Chapman, is huge.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 1, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some positive stat lines

Stubbs has gone .313./.365/.729 this spring

Votto seems to be back to his old self: .304/.439/.565

Harang put up a terrible ERA and WHIP, but had a 3.0 K/BB and 15 Ks in 13.2 IP. He, Burton and Lincoln were the only real transgressors in terms of ERA. I don’t think anyone thinks Harang or Burton are nearly as bad as their spring suggests, while Lincoln may still be cut or relegated to a mop-up role.

  

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 31, 2010 1:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Stubbs

Can we evaluate Stubbs against the pitching he faced?
Probably not, but if anybody can, the RR Statomatic Data Control Room can come up with it.

Sean Henry was a steel-drivin’ man, lawd, lawd!

by johnu1 on Mar 31, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

ST numbers are suspect

but I thought these were at least positive indicators for key guys who have struggled this month. They also support what I want believe: Votto is as good as we think he is, Stubbs is much better than people realize and Harang still has the stuff to be pretty valuable.

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 31, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I s'pose if anything

tendencies for a hitter would show up, as in which pitches not to swing at and how to adjust with 2 strikes. I often wonder if coaches pay as much attention to this as they lead us to believe.

For pitchers, I would think tendencies would be easier to recognize.

I base all this on my own 23-year major league career.

Sean Henry was a steel-drivin’ man, lawd, lawd!

by johnu1 on Mar 31, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 tings...

Gameday Audio is available from KABC tonight. If you have Gameday Audio (or whatev they call it now), switch over to see if Vin Scully does any innings on radio. He’s reaaaalllllyyy great.

Also, welcome to the Reposter, RiSCaRP!

I always secretly hoped a Gookie to Pokey to Casey double-play connection would emerge.

I think we could set our imaginary heights higher. Let’s say they were playing the 1999 Mets, with Edgardo Alfonzo at the plate with 1 out and a Hawaii-born outfielder Benny leading off first. Casey is having a bit of trouble with his glove, which he doesn’t notice, due to his involved conversation with the first base coach, Wilson. A LOOGY named Reyes toes the rubber for the Reds. Then we could have:

Dennys delivers…
Pokey to Gookie, off Casey, hits Gookie
safe Fonzie
out Agbayani

It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 31, 2010 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

That should read...

Dennys delivers…
Pokey to Gookie, off Casey, hits Mookie
safe Fonzie
out Agbayani

It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 31, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Genius.

It’s like the “Miller-Hiller-Haller Hallelujah Twist” from that Danny Kaye Dodgers song.

by the finest muffins on Mar 31, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know if this has been mentioned at RR yet...

but baseballreference.com has started to include uniform numbers for each team a player was on, in order, with team colors. It’s pretty kewl.

It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 31, 2010 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Still got him

Surgery again last year, I believe.

by Brian B on Mar 31, 2010 2:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

The Reds outrighted Thompson from the 40-man roster on 11/24/09.

2009 was a lost season for Thompson thanks to his shoulder injury, and they opted not to protect him on the 40-man roster. There is no update since for him on Rotowire.com. His shoulder problems started in July of 2008, and at one time was termed a “strained lat.”

Anyone got anything new? Any sign of him in ST?

It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 31, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

shoulder issues don't sound promising

(This does not change the fact that yes, ’tHan is insane.) -- FVA

by johnu1 on Mar 31, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless you're doing Poking Stick's third quarter billing.

It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 31, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember seeing pictures of him in early spring training.

I guess from minor league camp. Here’s one:

So he’s in Arizona. No idea how he’s doing, though.

by the finest muffins on Mar 31, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say he's doing quite well

IMAGUNARY SLIPNSLYDE!

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 31, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

A group of RRs just walked past

He’s being properly respectful.

(This does not change the fact that yes, ’tHan is insane.) -- FVA

by johnu1 on Mar 31, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

A photoshopped pic of Slyde in a compromising juxtaposition would be a worthy additional seed of hilarity.

It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 31, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah Photoshop

Helping invent new truths for nigh on 20 years now.

(This does not change the fact that yes, ’tHan is insane.) -- FVA

by johnu1 on Mar 31, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's probably still not covering 1B when he should

Did he ever learn how to cover 1B? Seemed like every time I saw him, he was late getting over to 1B.

by Highlifeman21 on Mar 31, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game 2 gets bigger

The Reds are rolling out the…uh…red carpet for us at Game 2:

Here’s a rundown of the night’s events:
Opening – 5:10 p.m.
    * Hall of Fame breezeway gate opens to all fans
    * Reds Fleecie Giveaway (first 20,000 fans), presented by hhgregg
    * Fan Zone Fun: “Meet & Greet” with current Reds players and special appearance by Hall of Famer Joe Morgan, Carnival Performers, Games and Reds House DJ “DJ Sab”
    * Right field Porch: Swingtime Big Band performing

Act I – 6:30 p.m.
    * Special “Opening Night” Team Introductions
    * Ceremonial first pitch by Joe Morgan
    * Anthem Performed by “Widow Douglas” (Jenn Scott) from The Children’s Theatre’s production of “Tom Sawyer”
    * Flyover: Four (4) F-16s from the 178th Fighter Wing of Springfield, Ohio

Act II – 7:10 p.m.
    * Cincinnati Reds vs. St. Louis Cardinals
    * Right field Porch: Swingtime Big Band performing between innings throughout the game

Act III – Post-Game
    * 101st Airborne Rangers U.S. Army Parachute Demonstration Team
    * Fireworks Spectacular, presented by Hollywood Casino
Methinks that those who are in it for the snuggie might need to be in attendance much earlier since they’ve only got 20k to go around. We may have to change the depart time from Bar Louie to earlier. In fact, since I’m not really gonna be drinking, I might head over early for the player meet & greet.

What do you all think?

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by Slyde on Mar 31, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

This is very Bill Veeck of them - that's impressive!

Opening early, carnival performers, multiple music performers, even in-between innings, fireworks, and parachute stunts.

I’m unhappy that I’ll miss this one. Tip an elbow for me, y’all!

It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 31, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

this article does not SPECIFICALLY mention you

I think this may be an incomplete report.

(This does not change the fact that yes, ’tHan is insane.) -- FVA

by johnu1 on Mar 31, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the way

I got 98% on the 1990 quiz by the Enquirer. I rushed through the Hatcher question and chose poorly.

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by Slyde on Mar 31, 2010 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

what happened that year that makes it special?

(This does not change the fact that yes, ’tHan is insane.) -- FVA

by johnu1 on Mar 31, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe

Daryl Thompson tried the same thing on his shoulder with mixed results.
I bet they don’t write a book about THAT, though.

Braggs? Bat? Back? G’wan.

(This does not change the fact that yes, ’tHan is insane.) -- FVA

by johnu1 on Mar 31, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

RIP OMG.

Hm.

I kinda liked what they had going there but now they’re gone.

Kinda like Greg the Bunny.

"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 31, 2010 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Just thought of something.

Could it be that this is a setup for some kind of April Fool’s Day jokey thing?

"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 31, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh noez!

who would have guessed that one?

I’ve never read the site, but this was lame

by 'tHan on Apr 1, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought it was kinda funny.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Apr 1, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

It says click here to download plug-in.

Government computers obviously come with anti-Rick Rolling software.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Apr 1, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

or let you down

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Apr 1, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

GET FRICKIN' DOWN

… bartender looks like our center fielder from 2008.

(This does not change the fact that yes, ’tHan is insane.) -- FVA

by johnu1 on Apr 1, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny and harmless, to me

Unlike some pranks today, which are really upsetting people.

A local radio station has announced that Gov. David Paterson will the balance the budget via a “fat tax.” Each resident of the state will taxed according to their BMI. People are outraged.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 1, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The reason April Fools Day jokes can sometimes work...

..is that there is always a certain number of people who on any given day.. don’t know what day it is.

"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 1, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

my coworker told me she had heard it

I thought it sounded ridiculous, but she was insistent. I even Googled it, and found nothing. She still insisted it was true. A few minutes later, I remembered what day it was.

This coworker is rather gullible. She also sends me stuff supposedly proving that Obama is not really an American because he was born in Kenya. I’ve told her the local Hawaii paper had his birth announcement – decades before anyone had any inkling it would matter where he was born. She doesn’t buy it. She sent me an article claiming that Obama got foreign student aid, or some such thing. Which I checked on Snopes. Turns out…it was an April Fool’s prank that a lot of people fell for, and still believe.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 1, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus Obama's mother is an Americna citizen

which makes him an American born, non-naturalized, citizen.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Apr 1, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw a minivan yesterday on the way home

It had “NOBAMA” and “TAKE BACK AMERICA NOVEMBER 2010” across the back window……in mailbox-style stickers.

People be crazy these days. I’ve never seen such divisiveness.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Apr 2, 2010 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

You and I haven't seen it. But we're not yet a full generation removed form this shit:

"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 2, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

i wish i could find a video of it online

but the other day when the news was talking about all those bricks going through windows because of the health care thing, they had an interview with Jim Clyburn of SC. he was haughtily dismissive of the vandals, saying “this isnt a big deal. i marched on Selma. ive been through worse.” i want to shake his hand.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 2, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

When the Cincy riots happened in '01

I worked with a guy from Alabama who proclaimed, “This ain’t nuthin’, I saw Selma. Call me when they break out the hoses and the dogs.”

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Apr 2, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I saw some pretty bad racism where I grew up

It was out in the open.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Apr 2, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

FTFY

People are outraged of breath.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Apr 1, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

FTFY

People are outraged of sour cream.

"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 1, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm out of butter and milk...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Apr 1, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes i do

this was stupid though. everyone that saw the “we’re closing” post immediately said “this is an April Fool’s prank”.

and the payoff is that they are cubs fans? woo-hoo

by 'tHan on Apr 1, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe CTrent just had a really embarassing trick played on him once

and it ruined his opinion of April Fools?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Apr 1, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Does the guy WANT to alienate all of the other blogs or something?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Apr 1, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

C Trent Rosecrans: Cincinnati Sports Journalism's Voice of Maturity and Responsibility

"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 1, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

"I wear a pea green shirt with a sport coat!"

“I’m so professional! But you can tell that I also like to keep it casual with rolled up jeans and Chucks! I’m just like you, only more professional!”

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 1, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sure. Kinda. Sometimes.

But then he goes and gets all Tracy Flick over a humor blog posting an April Fools joke.

"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 1, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought of that.

CTR and OMG in a knock-down drag-out Twitter pissing match.

We’ll see.

"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 1, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm really not sure CTR's response is directed at OMGReds

I have a feeling it towards all of the lame “so and so was traded! HA! HA!” stuff today.

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by Slyde on Apr 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

What did it say?

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Apr 1, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

weak, predictable stuff

(This does not change the fact that yes, ’tHan is insane.) -- FVA

by johnu1 on Apr 1, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to agree

This would have been quite a bit better if they would have just not said anything about closing down the other day and just switched it today

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Apr 1, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finding out that Slyde's name isn't really Slyde was kind of like ....

… discovering Santa was a sham.

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Mar 31, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Slyde is my real name

the other name is my pen name.

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by Slyde on Apr 1, 2010 8:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is the "y"

Kind of a Laynce thing?

When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

by poojols on Apr 1, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

no

my parents are Dutch.

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by Slyde on Apr 1, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

does that mean it's pronounced

“slood”?

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by bbjones on Apr 1, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

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