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Red Reposter - that sweet smell of pickles is coming from Matt Maloney's bedroom

 

Fay - New guest instructors  
At the bottom of Fay's blog post yesterday, he notes that Dusty Baker has brought Tony Phillips and Ellis Burks into camp as guest instructors.  Phillips is helping the young infielders, while Burks is presumably working with the outfielders.   Dusty played with Phillips in Oakland in the mid-1980s and managed Burks in the late 1990s with the Giants.  Phillips, incidentally, is an old sabre-fave partially due to his ridiculously high 14.5% career walk rate over 18 seasons.  Baker does not state whether the two will remain as permanent coaches.  

Baseball Musings - Dusty Making Sense
Musings links to the above Fay post, where Dusty sings the praises of Enerio Del Rosario. Rosario throws a hard sinker that Dusty claims is ideal for inducing double play groundballs.  Musings then ranks relievers by DPs per opportunity for all relievers since 1974 with at least 100 such opportunities.  Former Reds David Weathers and John Franco come in at around 12%, towards the top of the list.

Chapman to see intrasquad action Thursday!
Unfortunately, the game is not open to the public.  The Reds stated that Chapman will pitch one inning.  Aaron Harang, Homer Bailey, Enerio Del Rosario, Jordan Smith, Logan Ondrusek, Alexander Smith, Philippe Valiquette, and Pedro Viola are also scheduled to pitch.

CNATI - Maloney at ease in big leagues
Matt Maloney's brief late season success with the Reds last year came despite a blister on his left middle finger.  Which turned out to be a good thing for young Matt's development:  With the blister, Maloney couldn't throw his cutter and his curveball was subpar. "My curveball was just really slow. I couldn't really get the extension on it and finish it," Maloney said. "It helped me figure out to throw a two-seamer and a sinker, because I couldn't put my pressure on the middle finger and I had to put the pressure on my index finger and it helped me get sink on the ball." Now he has those pitches to go along with his cutter and the curveball is back to where he wants it.

There's also a story about spilled pickle juice in the Maloney's bedroom.  Which I'll let you read for yourself or let your imagination run wild.

Diamond Hoggers - A Grande comeback?
When FSN announced their Reds broadcast schedule, they also threw this in:   As previously announced, Thom Brennaman will serve as the play by play voice for the majority of Reds game telecasts this season. Cincinnati native and longtime broadcaster Paul Keels will be the play-by-play announcer for the remainder of the Reds schedule. Both broadcasters will team with color analysts Chris Welsh and Jeff Brantley. George Grande will also return to his play-by-play announcing role in September on a limited basis.

Diamond Hoggers isn't crazy about Grande, but what I'm disappointed in is the lack of Jim Kelch, the voice of the Louisville Bats. I thought he did a fine job in spot duty with the Reds last year. Did Paul Keels do any games last year?

BPro - Reds Team Health Reports
The entire article is subscription only, but I don't agree with what I saw in the publicly available portion.  The author falls back on the tired Dusty stereotypes in talking about Homer Bailey (and Cueto and Volquez), the Reds' "big risk":  [D]espite not having a history of injuries (other than a bothersome groin), [a] number of things go into this ranking, including his age, increase in workload, and his mechanics. Bailey was recently named in Tom Verducci's "10 for '10: Young aces most at risk of Verducci Effect." The 23-year old finished 40th in baseball in Pitcher Abuse Points with 27780 in only 20 major-league starts. Bailey's innings jumped from 147 2/3 innings pitched in 2008 to 203 innings in 2009. He was one of the game's top pitchers in his final nine starts of 2009, and the Reds leaned on him heavily during those starts. The La Grange, Texas native averaged 112 pitches per start during that time, furthering the thought that Baker likes to ride his top horses.  

Bailey also never topped 120 pitches in averaging 112 per start, which I've never seen considered abusive.  The issue with his mechanics is also not discussed.

Dewayne Wise still hanging on 
Dewayne Wise continues to bounce around the league, but at least he's got a good story from his perfect game-saving catch last year.  Apparently he also has a painting in his living room commemerating the catch given to him by Mark Buehrle.  This year Wise is in the Phillies' spring training camp and will likely start the year in AAA. 

NYT - Catching up with Chad Moeller
Chad Moeller is with the Orioles this year, playing Yoda to Matt Wieters' Skywalker.  Moeller recalls some of his more memorable battery mates, including Aaron Harang:  Six-foot-seven, very big. He throws an invisible fastball: a lot of them are right down the middle, and they don’t hit it. First game I caught for him, we went into the eighth inning, he just gave up his second hit and the guy was on third. And then he tripped going to the plate, caught his spikes and realized he was going to be called for a balk, so he flipped the ball over. But the delay had taken too long, and that was the only run he gave up. The manager told me I was going to catch him every time after that, and I never caught him again. It was really strange.  Moeller is talking about this game, on May 15, 2007.  Harang threw rocks for nine innings and the Reds beat the Padres 2-1 in 12 after a Ken Griffey homerun.  Moeller is wrong about never catching Harang again, however.  He started Harang's next start on May 20, when Harang gave up five runs in five innings against Cleveland.  You can never trust a Moeller man.

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I love Paul Keels.

And if you haven’t heard him yet, I think you will too.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 3, 2010 8:00 AM EST reply actions  

He's FSN's new #2 PBP man for the Reds.

From Wikipedia:


Paul Keels is the current play-by-play announcer for Ohio State University’s football and men’s basketball teams for WBNS Radio and the Ohio State Buckeyes Radio Network. His career began in his hometown of Cincinnati as a News Anchor/Report for WLW Radio in 1979. He then left for WJR Radio in Detroit to call games for the NBA Detroit Pistons. (1980-81) Then came a move to WWJ Radio in Detroit to call Football and Basketball for the University of Michigan from 1981-87. Following a year at UPI Radio Network in Washington DC, Paul returned to his hometown of Cincinnati in 1988, to become the voice of the University of Cincinnati Bearcats and host a sports talk show on WCKY-AM. From 1992-95, Paul hosted a Morning News Show on WHIO Radio in Dayton. In 1995, he again became play-by-play voice for the University of Cincinnati on WLW Radio, then in 1996, added the Bengals play by play duties. Following the 1996 football season, WLW’s parent company, Jacor Communications, lost the rights to the Bengals, and Paul continued Broadcasting Football & Basketball for the University of Cincinnati. He joined WBNS Radio and the Ohio State Buckeyes Radio Network in 1998….
In October 2007, Keels was inducted into the Radio Television Broadcaster’s Hall of Fame of Ohio, and was Co-winner of the Ohio Sportscaster of the Year Award in 2007 by the National Sportscasters and Sportswriters Association of America.
According to reds.com, on December 7, 2009, Keels was added to the television broadcast team of the Cincinnati Reds.
Keels Graduated from Moeller High School in Cincinnati, and studied Communications at Xavier University.

So, as you can see, he’s good. But what the Wik’ doesn’t mention is that he has that awesome “voice of God” that you want your announcers to have. Kalas-esque. But deeper (maybe?) and more authoritative.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 3, 2010 8:33 AM EST up reply actions  

He'll be a'ight.

He’s done football and a lot of basketball which are much more demanding of a PBP guy than our favorite sport. Especailly on the radio.

Remember, he’s doing the call of the games- not the color commentary- so we don’t necessarily need to him to constantly pull from all of his many past experiences in baseball as some do.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 3, 2010 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

As long as Anthony Munoz

isn’t paired up with him, as on Bengals preseason games, I guess it will be OK. He does have good pipes, but he’s a little dry for my tastes. I think he used to do UC football & basketball before heading to OSU. He’s been around forever. also, I think his family used to own an automobile dealership in Cincinnati. He also looks like a less attractive version of Charlie Steiner.

If it wasn't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college!

by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Mar 3, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with the assessment of Paul Keels.

He does Buckeye football and basketball and is fantastic at it.

Also, he will never be doing Saturday games in the fall because I’m pretty sure he’d miss his own wedding to call a Buckeye football game. It doesn’t matter, we wont be playing after the first month of college football anyway…

by thedecline19 on Mar 3, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

It's kinda funny.

One of the reasons that I like him so much is because I don’t think see him as that much of a homer. To me, he’s much better than Terry Smith (who was like having your golly-gee friendly Sunday School teacher call the game- a la George Grande) and he is rather professional in his approach- almost as if he’s still in awe of the enormity of OSU athletics (and the reverenc paid to it by so many). He seems to get excited when a good or great play is made and usually in Buckeye games, the good or great plays are being made by the Buckeyes so maybe he comes across that way to some. (Bear in mind that I’m a Buckeye fan and I follow them pretty closely but I’m not a fanatic and I don’t usually care for Buckeye fanatics.)
The guys they always have paired up with Keels (is it Lachey now?) are usually over-the-top homers and that’s fine for a color guy working on the OSU network but it doesn’t usually add anything to the broadcasts. If OSU had middling or losing athletic teams, then I’d have much more appreciation for having a cheerleader in the booth. As it stands now, I can get my high fivesYee-haws from the yahoo sitting next to me at the bar.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 3, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Agree.

I don’t think Keels is a homer at all, just that he loves calling college football.

It is Lachey and Karsatos for football that he is paired with, and the always entertaining Ronnie Stokes for hoops.

by thedecline19 on Mar 4, 2010 1:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll take your word for it for the time being

As long as he talks about OSU football less than Thom does, I won’t be complaining.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 3, 2010 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

The gym I go to has 2 tanning booths

All it needs is a dry cleaning place, or a place that does laundry for you, in close proximity and I’d swear I live in Seaside Heights, NJ, minus the boardwalk…

by Highlifeman21 on Mar 3, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Jay Bruce!

Every time I see him, his hair looks different.

If we can include former Reds…Adam Rosales! It would look natural on him, since he’s always running around like his hair’s on fire anyway.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 3, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Ditto on the Dusty stereotypes in Will Carroll's article

Will also complained about on Cueto’s usage. But Cueto similarly was well protected last year. He got tired, if for any reason, not because of Dusty but because of winterball/WBC. Good pitchers accumulate PAP’s because they pitch more than other pitchers. The question is how they’re accumulating them, and as you said, it’s not like either Cueto or Bailey are throwing 120+ pitches in outings.

Furthermore, the good tests I’ve seen of the “Verducci effect” (Greenhouse’s article and Bradbury’s article) found no effect, so it’s time to stop harping on that until we see some evidence.
-j

by JinAZ on Mar 3, 2010 8:53 AM EST reply actions  

Carroll spent a lot of time at game 2 last season talking about Dusty abusing pitchers

I think maybe he’s locked that image in his head and has failed to re-evaluate it properly. Personally, I don’t believe Dusty is particularly abusive. I think maybe he’s a little more over the top in pitcher expectation than most managers, but it’s not to the extreme that I expected when he came to the Reds. I’d say it’s way down on my list of complaints about Dusty.

As for PAP – until I see a good correlation between PAP and injury, I don’t take it for anything. I think there are too many factors (mechanics, effort, weather, etc) that go into pitcher injuries for us to predict them based on usage alone. I think it’s worth studying, but I kind of get the impression that PAP was developed, they noticed a couple of cases that fit, and then they just started using it. I can’t imagine they’ve proven much of a correlation. That would be hard to do.

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by Slyde on Mar 3, 2010 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Woolner had a good piece in the BPro Annual a few years ago on this

Basically, yeah, no clear relationship as I remember it. Both PAP and Verducci effects are essentially myths, and will be until we see some solid data.
-j

by JinAZ on Mar 3, 2010 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm intrigued by this quote fro Fay
Del Rosario, 24, was a combined 3-1 with a 1.68 ERA and 12 saves while moving from Sarasota to Carolina to Louisville.

He had a 1.68 ERA and moved all the way to Triple A. I wonder, when he gets traded to Toronto, will he also be a “future American League Cy Young winner”?

by timb116 on Mar 3, 2010 9:21 AM EST reply actions  

Not until I see a retraction!

Fine, though, I will go into a day long hibernation and write some new material.

On a serious note, a obscene sinker ball pitcher in the bully would make me very happy

by timb116 on Mar 3, 2010 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

All I took from this comment was that you are really into obscenities

which is why you are the downfall of this clean, family friendly site.

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by Slyde on Mar 3, 2010 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

single-handedly, no less

Personally, I blame obc. What he did to his Rosales bobble head has scarred me for life

by timb116 on Mar 3, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

BTW, this from the guy who started the porn discussion below

If I didn’t love you so much, Slyde, I’d really hate you

by timb116 on Mar 3, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Porn discussion below?

See ya down there.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 3, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 3, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Baby drinking horse semen'd.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 3, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Definitely a good argument

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 3, 2010 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I can't help looking at that picture in the Reposter

and imagine that Jocketty is thinking, “Mmmm, yeah, just like that. Keep that shoulder in, baby. Yeahhhhhh, you know how to work it.”

He looks like he’s watching baseball porn.

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by Slyde on Mar 3, 2010 9:37 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

If you build it, they will come?

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Mar 3, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

The Natural (Redhead)

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 3, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hard Balls

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Mar 3, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Damn Spankings

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 3, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Mr. 3000 inches

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 3, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Pride of the Spankings

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 3, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget

Bull Burnhams

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 3, 2010 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Bleacher Bums

Parts 1-8

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Mar 3, 2010 12:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Natural Bush Leaguers

Before the curse of stastics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgement.

-Hilaire Belloc

by poojols on Mar 3, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

The Joys of Hummers

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 3, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

(Yellow) Fever Bitch

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 3, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Put me in the two Hole.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 3, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

The Fan

(unrated version)

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 3, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

winner winner chicken dinner

I can’t believe it took this long to get to this level of genius.

by Brian B on Mar 6, 2010 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn you! I spent way too long trying to come up with one for that one!

and rec’d

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Mar 3, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

The Sandtwat

and

Mrs. 3000

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 3, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

The Chicago Chicken

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Mar 3, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Milwaukee's South Side

Guy-on-guy action in areas you don’t wanna be.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 3, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet Yahoo is really happy they bought SBN today...

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 3, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure you got that right

Yahoo doesn’t own nor have even a part ownership in SBN.

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by Slyde on Mar 3, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

formed an alliance with SBN?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 3, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Toeing the Rubber

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 3, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Down and Inside

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 3, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Based on Balls

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 3, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

The Nookie

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 3, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Eric Milton's Contract

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 3, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

The Man with Four Balls

Before the curse of stastics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgement.

-Hilaire Belloc

by poojols on Mar 3, 2010 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

That is creepy

Why can’t I stop picturing his head on a goat’s body?

by Brian B on Mar 3, 2010 10:59 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Because you can take Brian B out of the country...

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 3, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I was about to post about how great that picture is

It has to be one of the top 20 reposter pics. Jocketty looks very creepy in that pic in no simply conventional way.

by Red_Poodle on Mar 3, 2010 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

That's what I was going for in a PG way

But man, you’re 2 for 2 in the unofficial caption contest so far.

by ken on Mar 3, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Re: Jim Kelch

Won’t he be on the radio fairly often? Yes, here it is. I’m guessing that’s why he’s out as a TV guy.

by the finest muffins on Mar 3, 2010 10:03 AM EST reply actions  

So the Reds have 7 announcers if you count George's limited September role?

That seems like a bit much. Reds.com also lists Kent Mercker as an announcer. I almost hope somebody calls him from the clubhouse and to yell at him about comments he made. At the least I want somebody try to get him kicked off the team charter.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 3, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

But if you don't count Grande, it's the exact same number as last year.

One guy left (Grande) and one guy was added (Keels). Other people played job musical chairs, but they were all around in 2009.

by the finest muffins on Mar 3, 2010 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

But Grande is still here...coming back once football season starts and the top talent goes off to bigger weekend paydays.

Regardless, the Reds have had a good supply of broadcasters in the past and we all know too well how long it’s been since the last winning season so it’s clear that we need more broadcasters.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 3, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

i really really really

hope maloney wins that 5th spot.

Sonny my pitched my wild

by GrooveLeg on Mar 3, 2010 10:03 AM EST reply actions  

does pickle juice really work?

Al Leiter tried it, but said it didn’t work for him. The Yanks traded him because he struggled so much with blisters.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 3, 2010 10:11 AM EST reply actions  

Moises Alou says no

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 3, 2010 12:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Harang was named the Opening Day starter

according to everyone on Twitter.

According to CTR, the rotation will be Harang, Cueto, Arroyo, Bailey, 5th. I like that Baker split up Cueto and Bailey. Hopefully that will help save the bullpen if neither pitcher can go deep into games.

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by Slyde on Mar 3, 2010 10:30 AM EST reply actions  

Yep, slide Maloney into that 5th spot and you've got a decent little rotation

No real aces, but the potential for 3 #2 types and 2 #3-4 types.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Mar 3, 2010 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll bite

Cueto’s a #2, and I’m assuming you’re lumping Harang & Arroyo as #2s as well, leaving Bailey and Maloney as #3-4s?

by Highlifeman21 on Mar 3, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I said potential

so, to me, Cueto, Harang, and Bailey could all be potential #2 types, Arroyo a #3 type, and Maloney is a #4-5 type.

Bailey being a #2 type is a big question mark, but Arroyo hasn’t been that good over a whole season in a while. His ceiling at this point is a #3 guy, I think. (not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Mar 3, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless it's a gangbang.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 3, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I really think Cueto pitching to contact more

(economizing his pitch count) and learning to rely more on change/slider to get ahead and fastball to put away (which is what Bailey did last year) could make him an ace. I gots high hopes for that little bastard

by timb116 on Mar 3, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I too hope that Maloney gets a fair shot at the #5

He’s a lefty.
jch is a left
Ash is a lefty
BK is a lefty
Yours Truly is a lefty
anyone I leave out?
’tHan?

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 3, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I wish I was a lefty :(

LB is and it makes me jealous.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 3, 2010 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought you had a significant other?

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 3, 2010 1:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 3, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Because I would be an even beastlier pitcher

And I have it in my mind that if I was a lefty I would somehow be pitching at a D2 or D3 college.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 3, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Both of my parents are lefties

But I am not left-handed, which is proof that genetics is more complicated that Mendel’s punnett square (and therefore beyond my ability to comprehend.)

Personally, I’m jealous of the ambidextrous crowd. That would be a handy skill to have (pun not intended originally, but definitely left in intentionally.)

by the finest muffins on Mar 3, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

This made me pee a little

Before the curse of stastics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgement.

-Hilaire Belloc

by poojols on Mar 3, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

James Garfield, former president of Hiram College and the country,

was ambidextrous and could write in Greek with one hand and Latin with the other at the same time!

by Brendanukkah on Mar 3, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

bfd

i can clap with both hands at the same time, while standing on one foot!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 3, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn. Show-off.

All I want to do is not get smeared pastels all over my right hand.

by the finest muffins on Mar 3, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

what's so odd about that?

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Mar 3, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes and look what happened to him...

Bang – dead….

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 3, 2010 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't argue that

There was also a statue of him (another version of the one in the Capitol Rotunda) erected in Hiram, and that night, vandals cut off its head. The dude just attracts bodily harm.

Unlike the actual Garfield, the head was later recovered and reattached.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 3, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of Garfield

I fucking hate that comic and that fat fucking cat…I hope he is dead.

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 3, 2010 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Bill Murray's one regret

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 3, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I still need to see it :(

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 4, 2010 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Good Lord

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 4, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

He told me B

He liked it but rated it behind Frost/Nixon. Further proof that he is a raging fucking idiot.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 6, 2010 3:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Dr. Dobson says its a choice.

(God told him)

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 3, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Cuz you've been reading the commenters over at teh Fay's blog?

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 3, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

ah but there is a heavy burden

being asked to spell the word … some folks just can’t handle the strain.

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Mar 3, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish I was left handed

I want to be a situational left hander.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 3, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm left handed and get myself into all kinds of situations

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 3, 2010 1:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, I bet you do

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Mar 3, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Same way Stubbs won the CF job....

then again, 8 of the nine position player gigs are filled and 4 of the 5 rotation spots are filled, so I guess at least 12 people won their jobs very early in camp

by timb116 on Mar 3, 2010 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

FWIW

There were no position competitions in the 1990 camp, and the players said they loved that. Even the bench guys were happy to know their role right away.

Not that I agree with it, but as I think about it, it’s not a terrible thing that positions are established before camp. It’s better than the alternative of a player making the team because of a good Spring Training.

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by Slyde on Mar 3, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I completely agree

I think it’s a sign of stability and MLB talent. Teams with multiple open competitions have those, in general, because they didn’t have anyone proven to be major league ready. The Reds do.

Slyde, did you ask any of the 1990 guys how much Rose sucked as a manager? *

*Now, that snark is weary! I’ve been carrying that one since 1989

by timb116 on Mar 3, 2010 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Nobody dogged on Rose

but the common response was that he wasn’t into managing as Piniella.

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by Slyde on Mar 3, 2010 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

As much as I am concerned about Dusty making tose choices for the wrong reasons, I do believe that most guys do want to know what jobs are available and what their job is most likely going to be.

that said, I still am hoping for an opportunity for Frazier or Heisey either to go North or early in the season. Not that I want anyone to be injured…excuse me for a sec…
What’s that dear? You say the guy with the crowbar wants to know if we have El Kabrera’s address…

Anyway ….

Yu Na...if I were 40 years younger and single.

by Madville on Mar 3, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

i was at that Moeller-Harang game

a going-away from the West Coast present to myself. i couldn’t believe harang gave up just that one run that way, and Mrs. Dubman was pissed that we ended up watching extra innings. i’ve never watched a moeller game again.

Wha' happened??

by Dubman on Mar 3, 2010 5:44 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, that's a pisser to give up your only run on a balk

But at least you got to see Griffey park one for the victory!

by ken on Mar 3, 2010 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

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