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Red Reporter Death Match League Update

We had our draft this week in the Red Reporter Death Match Fantasy League on CBSSports.com (that is the official name of the league). I, uh, slept through it. Actually, at about 9:30pm (the draft started at 8pm), my wife says to me, "Hey, is your draft over already." To which I responded, "D'oh! I forgot." I logged in and noticed that I had a bad ass pitching staff and decided that I'd let our computer drafting overlords finish their work. For having the 20th pick in a 20 team league, and after having used the auto-draft feature, I gotta say that I'm pretty impressed with how well CBSSports.com's auto-draft tool works. I'm not sure I would've done much better.

I'll give you a little introduction to the teams in our league, because I know you all have been waiting for the unveiling. We have four divisions of five teams each, broken out this way:

Trains Division Burgers Division
Losantiville Zephyrs - RijoSaboCaseyWKRP The Burning Oreos - crolfer
OklaRed1 - Oklahoma Red1 Dibs' DraGoons - Officer Dibble
Hernanigans - Slyde CamIam - CamIam
Kyle's Killers - MixFMKyle Kal Daniels Fan Club - JD Arney
New Red Machine - New Red Machine King's Diamond Warriors - snailbiscuit
CatJack Division Politics Division
The Norwood Laterals - thevole Heeringa - Heeringa
The Vottocracy - Uncle Weez Gomes, Gomes, Gone!!! - mdccclxix
Cats Do Not Abide By the Laws of Nature - shrguy The Mad Cats - chesirecat
Light Tower Havoc - Geki Defenders of the Universe - bennevis
Aroldis loves the Beatles - andromache GrandOldDukesOfYork - Filbert Fox

The first pick of the draft went to RijoSaboCaseyWKRP and he surprisingly took Albert Pujols. Joe Mauer went second and future Reds shortstop Hanley Ramirez went third. Then, a mere two hours, forty-six minutes and fifty-one seconds later, Cliff Pennington was taken with the last pick in the 21st round. I'm kinda glad I didn't stay up to see that.

Star-divide

The biggest offender time-wise was mdccclxix, who took a full 21 minutes and 17 seconds to make his 21 picks. It looks like there were 4 of us were on auto-pilot for most of the draft as we all used up less than 2 minutes total time to make our picks.

The first Reds player chosen was Joey Votto, taken by Oklahoma Red with the 28th pick of the draft. Francisco Cordero went in the 3rd round, Jay Bruce in the 4th, and Scott Rolen in the 5th, all taken by Heeringa, who has a bit of a Reds fetish. In all, 19 Reds were chosen in the draft, including Aroldis Chapman and Mike Leake - not bad for two pitchers who have never thrown a professional pitch.

I don't have much analysis of the teams. It's hard to wrap my head around 20 teams, let alone analyze them. With so many players being used, I really can't tell how good teams are just yet. I did notice that JD Arney has a pitching staff with Homer Bailey, Zack Greinke, Stephen Strasburg, Neftali Feliz, and Phil Hughes. I think he likes hyped pitching prospects.

It looks like it'll be a fun season though. We've already had our first trade: snailbiscuit traded Akinori Iwamura to ben nevis for Kenshin Kawakami. The trade was huge news over in Japan.

If you are still considering setting up a league, remember you can still get 50% off a new CBSSports.com Fantasy Baseball Commissioner league thanks to SBNation.com.

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why was a grown man sleeping at 8pm?

that’s turrible.

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Mar 28, 2010 10:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Autopilot sucked a bit for me

I was gone for the first hour or so and ended up with 4 or so outfielders and an injured shortstop…

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 28, 2010 10:26 AM EDT reply actions  

The Fay

has the lineup:

Drew Stubbs 8
Paul Janish 6
Brandon Phillips 4
Juan Francisco 5
Wladimir Balentien 9
Laynce Nix 7
Miguel Cairo 3
Ryan Hanigan 2
Bronson Arroyo RHP

He also reports that Chapman will pitch a minor league game today.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 28, 2010 12:37 PM EDT reply actions  

so .... how .........

did you do this with uneven teams?

They always tell us they can’t do this.

Put Votto in!

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 28, 2010 12:42 PM EDT reply actions  

no no no no no

You have 5 in each division. That cannot work.
You have to do this over. Otherwise you have an interleague game every day. Selig won’t have that.

Please do this over.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 29, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate my team.

I either just missed, forgot about, or waited too long to pull the trigger on almost every player I was targeting. I feel destined for middle of the pack finishes now and in the future.

by Geki on Mar 28, 2010 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone else had the first pick and took Pujols

But I guess I’ve been disenfranchised? Whoever you are just send him on over and I’ll throw in Jon Rauch for your troubles.

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 28, 2010 1:00 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry, I'm still learning names

It was thevole who took Pujols, not RSCWKRP.

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by Slyde on Mar 28, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a tough choice to make, certainly.

But I figured I’d have the best chance to win if I chose the best baseball player.

by thevole on Mar 28, 2010 9:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

FACE!

"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 28, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Twisted Pleasure

This is, hands down, one of my favorite baseball pics evar!

by ben nevis on Mar 29, 2010 10:35 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Iwamura/Kawakami

There will be a pretty hefty Japanese press contingent following both these clubs. It’s forced me to hire a Japanese speaking PR gal here at the Defenders of the Universe (DOTU).

by ben nevis on Mar 28, 2010 1:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

fetish?

is it really a fetish if it’s the right thing to do? :)

by Heeringa on Mar 28, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

People with fetishes all think it's the right thing to do

maybe.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 28, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not only did I take a Leake in the draft

But I also got Wood through free angency. (this IS a keeper league, right?)

by thevole on Mar 28, 2010 9:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Disclosure

Thanks for the disclosure at the bottom of the post. My girlfriend is a blogger – like, actual, full-time, pays-the-rent blogger – and it drives her up the wall when people take freebies or have COI issues without disclosing them.

by thevole on Mar 28, 2010 9:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I've gotta say

That I walked away to put the boy to bed…came back an hour later and did not have a starting 3b, c, or a decent 1b. Scrambled like hell to get the picked over remains and might make some decent chicken salad out of it, but that remains to be seen. I am happy with my pitching staff and bullpen, for whatever that’s worth, but I picked most of that myself.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Mar 29, 2010 2:04 AM EDT reply actions  

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