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Cactus League Game 14 Thread: Mariners at Reds


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Seattle Mariners
@ Cincinnati Reds

Wednesday, March 19, 2010, 10:05 PM EDT
Goodyear Ballpark

Doug Fister vs Aaron Harang

Clear. Game time temperature around 77.

 


No Griffey in the lineup as Aaron Harang takes on the Mariners tonight in Goodyear. I'm guessing not many of you are paying attention, but just in case you want to talk about it. Here's a thread.

Lineups are after the jump. Mariners have the broadcast today on Gameday Audio, or you can follow along on Gameday.

Star-divide

 

Lineup

Seattle Mariners
Cincinnati Reds
Ichiro Suzuki - RF
Drew Stubbs - CF
Chone Figgins - 2B
Orlando Cabrera - SS
Casey Kotchman - 1B
Joey Votto - 1B
Milton Bradley - LF
Brandon Phillips - 2B
Jose Lopez - 3B
Scott Rolen - 3B
Franklin Gutierrez - CF Jay Bruce -RF
Adam Moore - C Jonny Gomes - LF
Jack Wilson - SS
Ryan Hanigan - C
Doug Fister - P
Aaron Harang - P

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easiest. first. ever.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Mar 19, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm there

Was hoping to see Griffey. Oh well.

by Vottonator on Mar 19, 2010 9:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

You guys are experts on what sounds racist (I say that with a strong hint of sarcasm ;)

so let me tell you this one, is it racist to suggest that someone named “Ginsberg” might be an old dude who owns a deli? Or, more specifically, is it bigoted to suggest it?

by Red_Poodle on Mar 19, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, it certainly is stereotypical

Obviously someone named Ginsberg is likely Jewish, but to make the jump that they own a deli is stereotypical, and some might say racist.

This was a serious question, right?

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Mar 19, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah it was atcually

thanks for the reply. I was having a discussion today, about what type of person you might think of when you hear the name Ginsberg, and I tossed that out. I was called a bigot!!! I’m no bigot, I thought it was just lighthearted, if a little stereotypical. It’s no worse I thought anyway, than thinking that someone named O’Reilly might be a guy who runs a pub.

But I just won’t say anything like that anymore, I guess my sensitivity detector has been permanently marred by coming here ;)

by Red_Poodle on Mar 19, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ginsburg is almost always Jewish

“almost always” Jewish, so that brings along the stereotypes of the type of work “they” generally perform. I frankly never have much of a problem with stereotypes when I try to envision people in life. We all have to start somewhere, just that we should not be shocked or overreact when our stereotype doesn’t play out. It isn’t evil to stereotype but it’s not proper to treat people a certain way as a result of it.

If you say you don’t stereotype, just a little, I would probably say you’re lying. We all have an image of “granny” or “the boss” or “the big burly cop.”

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 19, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

very rational post

and I think you’re right. It’s bigoted to act in a biased and intolerant way based on stereotypes, but to harbor some or remark on some is not per se evil

by Red_Poodle on Mar 19, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would say though, that the remark, while fairly harmless - still falls in the same general category

as a lot of racially or ethnically based stereotypes which are, in the long run, somewhat harmful.

…so in conclusion….meh.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Mar 19, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was very succinct

I appreciat eit. I’m just going to avoid making any comments because I don’t how they will be taken or they might hurt.

by Red_Poodle on Mar 20, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

whattya think about the name Harrison?

long road on the west side, an IN/OH border town…pretty darn iconic, no?

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harriosn?

I think of “Ford” and Han Solo

by Red_Poodle on Mar 19, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a Ford dealership in Harrison.

At least there used to be. My mom says that she drove past that exit once and inexplicably thought of Indiana Jones, not figuring out until later that she’d read the dealership sign.

by the finest muffins on Mar 19, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it weird that I've never seen an Indiana Jones movie?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say yes...

But I just saw my first Simpsons episode last week, plus I’ve never seen a James Bond movie, so there’s a pot/kettle issue. I’ll just let someone else call you weird.

by the finest muffins on Mar 19, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also never saw Star Wars until December

and i’ve never seen an episode of the Teenage Mutin Ninja Turtles.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you enjoy the Simpsons?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I laughed, I laughed again, it became a part of me.

by the finest muffins on Mar 19, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i went through that my sophmore year of college

i never really watched it, but my girlfriend at the time owned several seasons on DVD, I got hooked.

I am glad I’m not the only person of my generation to not watch the Simpsons until my 20s, and then enjoy it.

Catch the “Dental Plan” episode. It is why The Simpson’s are great. They are funny and culturally relevant.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

No James Bond movie?

I guess that makes you sound young. The newer ones have been pretty mediocre although I like the latest Bond actor. The first ones were huge blockbusters that influenced the genre and littered popular culture with references. But, alas, that wasn’t recently.

by ol Pete on Mar 20, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not why you're weird

When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

by poojols on Mar 19, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

well the way i phrased the question i did not ask if that was why i'm weird

but asked if it contributed to my weirdness.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better than Robinson, I say

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

But technically, I’m adopted. :)

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shhhh

Why the hell don’t you claim to be a descendant of a US President?

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 19, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's already got the sex scandal thing down pat

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Careful, family bathroom.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 19, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit

where did you come from? that was a stealthy sniper shot.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

well Harison's tomb is located on the West Side of Cincinnati

which i guess is what Mads is going at.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

My last name is Harrison, that's what he was going at

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh

will he start calling me the reds environmental outfielder who sister D hates?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah

i call you C Trent

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

ouch

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 8:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Green like a pickle!

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figured he would have red hair

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finally!

I’ve been waiting all day for the “NCAA Tournament Day Two – Open Thread”

by 'tHan on Mar 19, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

didya see there is a Chuck Harmon replica jersey day May 15?

i might attend that. im on the fence.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

So does WLW just not do baseball anymore?

I was kinda hoping to hear Marty’s voice while I look through old New York Times articles.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

This Dave guy sounds like Skip Carey.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm at the game right now

Goodyear Ballpark is freggin awesome. The park looks sold out. The Mariners pitcher just got beamed by Votton on the elbow and is leaving. Jeez don’t piss off Joey.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 19, 2010 10:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Seconded.

Even in Ohio, today’s weather was perfect baseball weather. Wish I could be watching a game in person!

by the finest muffins on Mar 19, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know I'm esctatic to be here.

I haven’t seen a game since mid-summer. Tickets are cheap and easy to get. We bought ours this morning and are like ten rows up off the first base line.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 19, 2010 10:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

but you're missing the Louisville game on the WB!

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're kind of getting killed.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 19, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

shut up, both of you

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's only one of me.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 19, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He brought it up to be an ass

You pointed out the obvious, which pains me. I stand by my statement.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like 90% of your comments aren't

bringing things up to be an ass.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 19, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever, fuckface

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least you're a lovable ass

im an insufferable ass.

gawd help us all if Ohio wins tomorrow…

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

So were they decent this year or what?

I know nothing about them, obviously.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 19, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're wildly inconsistent

They beat Syracuse (a #1 seed) both times they played them, but lost to Western Carolina and St. John’s (by 20).

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm an idiot, I thought you meant Louisville

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Louisville let me down

you think this team was inconsistent? just wait until billy donovan is coaching them!

by 'tHan on Mar 20, 2010 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

they were in disarray

then pulled their shit together. entered the conference tournament as a 9 seed and had two OT thrillers to make March Madness.

the Georgetown slaughter was very Villanova-ish circa 1986. they were on fire.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will call Verizon and have your number blocked from my phone :)

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless you let me borrow your car again

Then we’d be cool.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're one of the only people

who doesnt question the stains on the upholstery.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

CRAAAAAAAP

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

quit pointing out the obvious!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 19, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love it

Go Cal. Take the Cards to Porcini’s, for all I care.

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 19, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome. It's like mid-60's with a slight breeze.

Nice, sunny, and dry weather. And some dude here has a Gomes jersey, which I didn’t know existed yet.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 19, 2010 10:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Joey Votto just attacked the pitcher!!!

(Accidentally, of course. With a hit ball. Still badass.)

by the finest muffins on Mar 19, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

nothing is more badass than hurting people

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was wondering what the injury delay was

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 19, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently

Joey Votto hit a comebacker that nailed the pitcher.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 19, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fister is going to have an X-ray tomorrow

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks guys

At first, I thought Votto was hit, then I thought he charged the mound and decimated the pitcher!. Glad to know it was just an accident. I hope the pitcher is ok, that would be a tough way to go on the DL.

by Red_Poodle on Mar 19, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sex Fister?

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

you should have checked them out when they were in Dayton

you missed out.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was in Chicago last weekend and they weren't there

I blame you

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 19, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you think of me?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only when he showered

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

was the water cold?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was, but he held me close and kept me warm.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

he thought of me while he was in your arms

i am so honored.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWHS!

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWYS

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 19, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

pictures or it didn't happen

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 19, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

how do you take a picture of his thoughts?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

*sigh*

People just don’t draw like they used to.

by the finest muffins on Mar 19, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

shoulda been here on Tuesday night

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joey Votto is destroying his opponents

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

El Pitcher Destructor!

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 19, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick, someone else remark

about Votto attacking the pitcher!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 19, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

if RR wins the survey contest

we should divert the funds to the “Gray Cable Fund”.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The radio announcers have been talking about Reds history.

One of the announcers mentioned that he’s from Chicago and said that White Sox fans don’t recognize the Reds’ 1919 world championship. That seems (a) ridiculously unfair and an oversimplification of history, but mostly (b) a bizarre thing for modern fans to care about.

by the finest muffins on Mar 19, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

most white sox fans don't recognize sobriety

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrong side of the city big guy

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

They also don't recognize the rules that say you can't attack an umpire

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a book on the 1919 World Series

I should check it out.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it on reserve at the library?

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The final paragraph in the book reads:
After 85 years, it is time to give the Cincinnati Reds of 1919 the repsect they deserve. They have suffered the humiliation of being “sythetic champions” long enough. The best team did win the 191 World Series.

Dellinger, Susan. Red Legs and Blacks Sox: Edd Roush and the Untold Story of the 1919 World Series. Cincinnati: Emmie Books, 2006. Pg 342.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

that book needs a good proofreader!

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I have no idea how you did it

But you managed to typo a blockquote.

(slow clap)

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i hate the slow clap

fast clap MUCH better, no?

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

the clap sucks

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 20, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think this person has a revisionist scope of history

Most White Sox fans don’t even remember their grandparents talking about this, let alone have an opinion on it. The claim by this announcer is completely fabricated.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 20, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

because oral history is the only history?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oral History?

check with jch

Potential doesn't win games.

by Madville on Mar 23, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i also hate the term "revisioninst history"

history is revised. History is naturally revised. I mean historians at Christopher Columbus differently now then we did in 1910. Is that from the “revisionist scope of history”?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

how so?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you guys actually go out and have BBQ last night?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

No - for some unfathomable reason no.

Both snohio and I had made great individual and team RR efforts to be available at the ordained time….but someone who’s name is http://www.houseofnames.com/xq/asp.fc/qx/harrison-family-crest.htm – said he’d changed his mind.

Gleet:The chronic morbid discharge as from the nostrils of horses.

by Madville on Mar 19, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not sure that makes sense

but okay.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

snohio made it

What’s your excuse?

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard something about Joey Votto attacking a pitcher with a batted ball

Is that true?

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

It’s not true that you heard that.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 19, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

1. Harang looks way skinnier than last year.

2. Ichiro’s stance creeps me out.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 19, 2010 10:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Ichiro is one BAMF

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't they make a big deal

about how much weight Harang lost last year? He showed up to spring training really scrawny.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 19, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has a disorder.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't look now, but Louisville might make a game of this after all

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't worry, I won't

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 19, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

L'Ville is on the CW

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by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

its a ballgame!

good times

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sosa just got screeeeeeeeeewed

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by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, I've got it

I’m still not gonna watch it

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 19, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

neither is gray

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I'm sitting in an apartment with cable

but I actually get more games OTA at home than I’m getting here. My local CBS affiliate uses a digital subchannel to run an alternate feed.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 19, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

shock top in the house?

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still maintain

that that stuff wasn’t bad. Definitely drinkable. Worth $3 or whatever it was on special.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 19, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

and it looks like some shit i streamed from justin.tv

i tired to watch it, but with no HD channel, i couldn’t take more than 3 minutes of it. it was a feed befitting that louisville team.

by 'tHan on Mar 20, 2010 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've got UMD/Houston

which is just insanely sloppy at this point.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 19, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Houston is interesting to me for some reason

And Vazquez is fun to watch in a Zambrano sort of way

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by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not everyone gets to play a Tubby Smith coached team

Mike Montgomery is the second coming of Wooden.

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by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's disappointing to hear them pronounce "Sean" Figgins.

I knew that was correct, but I’d never heard it aloud. I really prefer pronouncing it incorrectly in my mind.

by the finest muffins on Mar 19, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

"Choad"?

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by BubbaFan on Mar 19, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are we drinking tonight?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Some Leffe Blonde here

that I bought the other week. Not bad, but not really worth what I paid for it either…

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 19, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

raspberry lime pop

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by BubbaFan on Mar 19, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

What brand?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 19, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Polar

Does anyone else make raspberry lime soda?

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by BubbaFan on Mar 19, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rioja

tasty

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by nycredsfan on Mar 19, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

diet coke, muhhhfuckaaa

I gotta work tomorrow, honest.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 19, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

what was Slyde's drink of choice?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tang

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't knock that cleaning product

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

luckily, bankers drink big boy juice on work nights

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

I also don’t want to go to the store

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by BK on Mar 19, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

always stop on the way home

that’s the ticket

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer Diet Coke

But if I drink it this late at night, it keeps me awake.

And I don’t like caffeine-free Diet Coke.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 19, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree with this statement

aside from the being kept awake part. i am immune to caffeine.

by 'tHan on Mar 20, 2010 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

i guess i should be a sport an answer my own question

Hornsby Cider.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

fucking weirdo

who drinks Rum and Pepsi?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone who mans up after sipping Cider

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cider and beer where the drinks of the founding fathers.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where?

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by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Philadelphia!

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by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably

i made that up to save face.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

George Washington was the biggest distiller of whiskey in America in his day

A girl I work with will be working as an interpreter at Mt. Vernon, and some of her duties will include distilling whiskey at Washington’s grist mill.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 20, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

me

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 19, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stubbs 2 for 2

Now if only he would steal

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 19, 2010 10:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Lolz Caberea has lined into a double play

Once and almost twice.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 19, 2010 11:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

sobering thought

im #2 in the RR brackets….and my 11 yr old son is one correct pick behind me. he didnt pick Ohio…

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Is the sobering thought that you are chraged with the care of a child?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

charged*

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

child x3

plus jch’s 2 when he sets himself on fire in the backyard

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

BRADLEY EJECTED!!!

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Why?

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

His plane was going down.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 19, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

metaphor for his whole life

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Mar 19, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Milton Bradley started to head up to first on what he thought was ball four

he said something, was ejected. Second time this spring.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

H.I.F.

can you get ejected from a spring training game?

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 19, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

definitely a good argument

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's got a reputation now

The umps probably have him on a short leash.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 19, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

and you probably shouldn't argue balls and strikes in spring training.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

M's manager on ejection

“To me, it’s almost like a witch hunt. It’s almost embarrassing.It’s pretty blatant some guys have it out for him.”

by ken on Mar 20, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

He just walked out and tipped his hat.

And the Mariner fans went crazy.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 19, 2010 11:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

he should be suspended for that

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha i just watched it.

All the Mariner fans started screaming
it was hilarious.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 19, 2010 11:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Did OC just make a pretty play?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Louisville down six, Cal finally missing

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

feeling much better, eh?

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU HAVE GOT BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

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by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

had to go all caps on that one

crap on a hubcap.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

/Evan Turner'd

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by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

This Houston player

reminds me of that player Davidson had a couple of years ago.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 19, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

nobody is watching the Houston game

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

long time no update on Gameday

That’s probably not good news, is it?

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by BubbaFan on Mar 19, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

no

the reds are batting, no runs came in.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

the 4th just started on Gameday

Milton Bradley just struck out.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 19, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was

it was a 3-2 count, he thought it was ball four, ump called it strike three.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit

i saw the Cal dude heave it at the buzzer…..and said “i hope this doesnt go in, for jch’s sake”.

honest.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I actually said, "just don't foul him please"

then I cursed when it went in.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

"No no no, I don't like George Lopez"

My kid is smarter than I thought.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

but he isn't a winner.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

no offense

per usual!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 19, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he were a winner

he would inspire the reds to score more runs when he pitches.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

if they scored more runs for him

he’d be an inspired winner!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 19, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Because I had the exact same reaction.

by the finest muffins on Mar 19, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ditto

When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

by poojols on Mar 19, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

OSU only scored 30 vs UCSB in the first half?

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

So we still haven't scored

and Joey Votto took a pitcher out of the game? I think Bubba said the Mets announcers said Votto had a “wicked bat” It must be true!

by Red_Poodle on Mar 19, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Stubbs is 2 for 2

Unfortunately, he’s the only one who’s gotten a hit so far.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 19, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That throw by Phillips was freaking awesome.

Off the mark but still awesome.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 19, 2010 11:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

That throw by Phillips was freaking awesome.

Off the mark but still awesome.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 19, 2010 11:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

If Stubbs is going to be the only player to get any hits

he’d better start hitting some homers

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 19, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

woah!

an even crazier last second buzzer beater 3 by houston.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I want a can-am

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by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Ichiro is a good player

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

In other news, water is still wet and the sky is still blue

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by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's racist!

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 19, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

heheh

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by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here in my part of Indiana

Water, while generally wet, may or may not be fit to burn.
Blue sky is that which has been mitigated by the EPA for particulate matter or heavy metal content. At night, it’s hard to tell.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 19, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOME RUN HI-C!

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

And THAT, Dusty Baker

is the value of Ryan Hanigan’s OBP.

by the finest muffins on Mar 19, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

DREW STUBS HAS AN INSIDE THE PARK HOME RUN!!!

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

what happened?

Where’d he hit it?

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by BubbaFan on Mar 19, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arizona

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 19, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Goodyear, AZ

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

bite me

The three of youse.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 19, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goodyear Ballpark

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 19, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

by the stranded airplanes

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

From the batter's box

When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

by poojols on Mar 19, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't see many stranded trains

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by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

welcome back

need a smoke?

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

About to go have one

I’m over at Card Chronicle bitching.

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by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-1 Reds

Harang is a winner!

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

This Harang fellow

Is he on the regular team?

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 19, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS AMAZING

I have seen one of those in my life and it was on tv. That was insane.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 19, 2010 11:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Jealous again!

An inside the park home run is on my list of “Things I Want to See in Person at a Baseball Game Before I Die or Go Blind.”

by the finest muffins on Mar 19, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

this one needs to go green just for the halibut

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 19, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, yeah?

I’m watching “Ghost Adventures.” They’re at Eastern State Penitentiary. They looked at a book recording inmates’ deaths, and one of them had “masturbation” listed as the cause of death!

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by BubbaFan on Mar 20, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

As likely as not, I suppose

or are there better odds of being smitten by a runaway asteroid?

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 20, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

apparently

They truly believed back then that it was bad for the health. Graham crackers and Kellogg’s cereals were originally meant to keep people from “unhealthy carnal urges” and “self-abuse.” (They believed bland foods would subdue the sex drive.)

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by BubbaFan on Mar 20, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I 'et Gramm crackers

and it put me off carnival urges.

I still would rather get hit by an asteroid.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 20, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

The medical examiner didn't believe it?

He didn’t believe that he’d been fucking Pat Burrell?

by Brendanukkah on Mar 20, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha same here.

I thought it was just an easy triple but than the CF badly misplayed it off the wall and Stubbs’s vicious speed.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 19, 2010 11:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

thanks for the description

Gameday says he went oppo on a pitch over in the inside edge of the plate. Pretty impressive if true.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 19, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually had an inside-the-porker once

It was a lot of fun.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 19, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like someone's been hoggin'

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by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soooo-weeeee!

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 19, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

well the ball went through the fence

and a a pig came over and ’et it. The umpires pondered it for a moment before issuing their ruling.
Home run, inside the pork.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 19, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, not all pigs are equal, you realize

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 19, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some of 'em have lipstick!

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

and ooo la la

when they go a makin’ bacon, it sizzles

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 19, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

cows are not inclined to eat a baseball.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 19, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see ... so

then there WAS grounds for protest. We just told the other team to shut the hell up and go back to their bench.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 19, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, you owe them exactly two bases

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 19, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, the pig come out and 'et one of the bases.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 19, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I slid, silly.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 20, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rickey says so too

unless its your three thousandth hit

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was more of a stumble, kind of a

“geezus, did you see how he actually tripped over home plate and landed on his face? Wow!”

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 20, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

there were many thousands

there that day and they all attest to this having happened.
I am now going to go home and stop playing around on company time.

Here comes the throw, here comes the pig … the throw, the pig, the throw, pig, throw, pig … it’s gonna be ………..

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 20, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

What if a horse ate a baseball?

That’s getting into some dark territory.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 20, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think that might be cannibalism for a horse

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 20, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not so sure we need to go any further with this

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

we could talk about baseball, I reckon

provided some pig doesn’t come around and eat it.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 19, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are you gonna do about it house plant?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

End up saying something that will get me a pop up

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

porkers excite you that much?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Maloney is on

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

i was thinking Matt Maloney is on the mound

just shortened it.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

aweseom!

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone pick Cal to defeat UL?

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by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

is the game over yet?

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by BubbaFan on Mar 19, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

techically...it seems so

jch is probably playing rock band by now. poor kid.

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by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am not

I’ve not given up, believe it or not. Cal is NOT a good team. All L’Ville needs is a quick eight or nine point run and things get real interesting due to the difference in depth.

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by jch24 on Mar 19, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

total eclipse of the heart!

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by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

payback, bitch

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by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

my team is playing this weekend

done and done.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mine too!

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 20, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

life is good!

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

antonay did

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by BK on Mar 19, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate their yellow jerseys

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by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harang had a nice game.

Besides that one double to Bradley none of the balls were hit hard. 0 BB and 6 Ks. Not a bad nights work.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 19, 2010 11:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

HOME RUN SCOTT ROLEN

5-2 Reds.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

It was a nice liner.

Carried right into Reds BP.

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by chazzilla on Mar 19, 2010 11:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

shouldn't he be in the dugout?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too many baseball BP's

Brandon Phillips? Batting Practice? Bullpen? Baseball Prospectus? Big Pretzels?

by the finest muffins on Mar 19, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that anything like

Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome

gameday is extremely slow for me right now

by antonay on Mar 19, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

HOME RUN LAYNCE NIX

He did it just for you Maddy

6-2 Reds!

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

DAYNCE MIX HOMERUN

That one was a no doubter and smacked the roof. This turned out to be an awesome game.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 19, 2010 11:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Lets turn it around Matty

don’t make me look a fool.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, that's allll Matty's fault

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 20, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he can pitch a nice neat 1-2-3 inning

And then come over and watch Indiana Jones with you. That’ll do the trick.

by the finest muffins on Mar 20, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

UL needs some turnovers

make it so

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 19, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

here comes UL!

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHOA

It’s now a full infield of potential major league utility players.

by the finest muffins on Mar 20, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh yeah, Drew Stubbs has three hits

Take that, Prickerson!

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 20, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

IN-KLU-DING

an inside-the-pork home run.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 20, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holy cow

And he raised his average approximately 80 points. I can now see completely clearly the ridiculousness of using spring training stats to decide anything.

by the finest muffins on Mar 20, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

Let’s just hope Walt and company come to the same conclusion you did.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 20, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

johnny gomes is overmatched by mlb spring training pitching!

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tom Penders has America's Worst Hair

When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

by poojols on Mar 20, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Michael Lewis

was on Charlie Rose earlier this week. He was promoting his new book, The Big Short, which is about how fraud, negligence, greed and groupthink created a socialist casino, where the profits went into the hands of a wealthy few, but the losses were absorbed by Joe Public. He think Congress will be forced to break up the big banks and make them less profitable.

Of more interest to baseball fans, he says his next project is a sequel to Moneyball.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 20, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

well the banks are idiots

they have given me way more credit then I should have. I don’t really use my credit cards much, but still a student who makes most of his money from student loans, shouldn’t have the credit I have available to me.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

nor should you have applied for it

joint accountability.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't use it

i have 2 cards, and ever so often they up my credit availability. Almost every month I pay off my balance.

I am not going to blame the banks if I am in more credit card debt then I can handle. But I do see how they set people who are bad with money up to fail.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

they up his credit limit

if he pays his balances. seems logical, no?

that said…knowing what i know i’d decrease his limit. im all about debt to income ratio, especially for folks in grad school who want to become overseas peace corps pilots.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

that is pretty much what i'm saying

I feel like somebody who is in my shoes shouldn’t have more then about $1,500 available.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

your bank doesn't know you as well as i do

scary, eh?

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

the new rules

make it harder for banks to market credit cards to college students.

But honestly, they wouldn’t be doing it if weren’t profitable. Their most profitable customers were the ones on the edge, who could be charged late fees and penalty fees. They intentionally tried to milk those customers for all they could, taking as much money from them as they could without pushing them into bankruptcy. By the time those customers did declare bankruptcy, they had usually paid three or four times what they borrowed in penalty interest and fees, so the banks really didn’t care.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 20, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

sorry BF

you are way off on this one. the most profitable ones are the ones with the lowest risk.

interchange provides more income than fees.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

but the sub-prime loans proved otherwise

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

misinformation

the stable banks received much pressure to loosen underwriting guidelines so ’everyone could own a home". might have been from the left wing, fyi.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha, awesome

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by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

it came from both the left and the right

Conservatives wanted less regulation, liberals wanted more access to home ownership.

But one thing Lewis points out in the Charlie Rose interview…even banking CEOs who thought credit default swaps and the like were bad news were pretty much forced into the casino. When the other banks are making big bucks, you have to, too. At least if you want to keep your job.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 20, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

dream on

They didn’t need any pressure to get free money for buying and selling paper.

by ol Pete on Mar 20, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't buy it

Heck, they call those of us who pay off our balances every month “freeloaders.”

After all, it’s not like people who pay late aren’t paying interchange fees, too.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 20, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

consumers dont pay interchange fees

the merchants do to the credit card processors.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Still a BS charge

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

really?

should the banks transfer funds from debit cards and credit cards on the house? it costs money for those transactions, son.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

What is the cost? What is the charge? What is the ratio?

If you can justify the ratio, I’ll be happy to apologize. I know what data transfer costs.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

egad

if you get the rewards points off card transactions you more than make out in the end. i get paid a few hundred dollars a year to have my account with my bank.

oh, wait. you were a Nat City guy who didnt know their banker. : )

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're hilarious

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by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

okay

I should have said they generate interchange fees.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 20, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

its a convenience

anyone here pump gas and walk in and pay cash? it comes at a cost to swipe and run…

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not opposed to interchange fees

I’m just saying, interchange fees plus late fees and penalty interest rates is more profitable than interchange fees alone.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 20, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard

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by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

your retarded

bk is gonna punch you in the dick!

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Explain to me ONE TIME how it is cheaper for your employer to handle the transfer of cash as opposed to an electronic transaction and I will respectfully withdraw my statement

Until then, shut your face. :)

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

The way I see it

When any kind of electronic transaction is done, someone else has to process that transaction. The gas station you buy gas from has to get their money from the bank now, instead of just getting it from you directly. It adds an intermediary, hence a higher transaction cost.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 20, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

spot on

Xavier education trumps Murray St!

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

i met a Ph.D from Murray St. once

he seemed pretty bright.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I never said it should be free.....I'll repeat my comment above that he has yet to get within ten feet of
If you can justify the ratio, I’ll be happy to apologize.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 8:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

here

How a freeloading customer can be unprofitable

In the recent past, I worked as a management consultant for some major credit card issuers. I can tell you that internally, these companies have a common term for customers who pay off their entire balance every month: "freeloaders".

These "freeloaders" aren’t necessarily unprofitable; some are, most aren’t, on average the group is mildly profitable, but not nearly as profitable as those who carry a balance. If you’re wondering how a "freeloading" customer can be unprofitable, there are several factors. For one, about 0.8% of the 2%-3% interchange fee goes to rewards, but a diligent customer can push that to 1.5% or more by optimizing the collection and redemption of rewards points. Beyond that, the credit card issuer finances everything the "freeloader" buys on the card for 15 to 45 days. Finally, there are the various expenses a customer costs: printing and mailing cards and statements, call center service, various card benefits, etc.

The result is that roughly 20% of a credit card issuer’s customers are unprofitable (this can vary tremendously, depending on the company and calculation – for instance, allocation of fixed costs).

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by BubbaFan on Mar 20, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

link the article for chargeoffs

any reputable bank will take 100% of their clients who never default on payments. the fees are certainly punitive, but you’d be shocked how much i write off as bad debt a month from “deadbeats”. credit cards are an unsecured loan and therefore must charge rates to make a profit.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

then why give cards to risky customers?

Not saying this is true of your bank, but some banks went out of their way to court risky borrowers, precisely because they could charge higher interest rates and penalty fees.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 20, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

it wasnt logical

if you get a credit card from my bank you can pretty much get it from any other one in the country. it takes a 700 credit score with an acceptable debt to income ratio. we piss off lots of people for not extending credit to them when they want it, highlight of my work week.

lots of other banks were tossing out card to folks in the low 600’s/high 500’s, irregardless of debt ratio. they were irresponsible. they made lots of money on those clients in the boom days but wound up exposed in the current economic environment.

jobs is the big issue moving forward. we have a 10% unemployment rate currently and have lots of college students joining the workforce annually.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not to interject in a serious discussion I can't really contribute to...

But I think “irregardless” is one of the silliest words in the English language. Right up there with “utilize.”

by the finest muffins on Mar 20, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

cockpit is the worst English word

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

I also hate “I could care less” when what they mean is they couldn’t care less.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 20, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Also the confusing dual definitions of “biweekly” and “bimonthly” and “inflammable” meaning the same thing as “flammable.”

by the finest muffins on Mar 20, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

My boss says,"disirregardless"

She says it without a hint of irony.

When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

by poojols on Mar 20, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

zgfdz

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 3:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 22, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mariners announcers are racist!

confused Billy Hatcher and Dusty Baker.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

I officially give up, shitty calls two straight times down the court

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by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

plenty of time left

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by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

They need a trey right now

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 20, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 20, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also if your shitty fucking team is the only game I miss today

I’m gonna punch you in the dick

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 20, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i picked Cal

with a heavy heart. hey…..y’all picked Georgetown!

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I picked UL under the assumption that Cal was terrible

I was right, but UL is terribler.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 20, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I rarely bitch about officiating

But this has been turrible.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

call Robert Morris

they got shafted 10x worse than UL

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree, 'Nova got a gift there

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by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

right behind you

You should follow me on twitter @DavefrmLville....the Onion does!

by Dave from Louisville on Mar 20, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

ewwww!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 20, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chad Cordero is still around?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Juan Fransisco just walked.

Am I seeing things..? Mom…?

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 20, 2010 12:12 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Seattle must really want to win

all starters, except pitcher and those ejected, are still in.

No REDS starter is still in!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 20, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Why does Census 2010

Buy ad time during a basketball tournament?

When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

by poojols on Mar 20, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

recd

You should follow me on twitter @DavefrmLville....the Onion does!

by Dave from Louisville on Mar 20, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

They reached me

when they put the envelope in my door.

When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

by poojols on Mar 20, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't mean you filled it out right away

I’d think they’d take every opportunity to remind people to fill them out and send them back

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 20, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me, too.

When I first started seeing the census ads, I really didn’t understand why they’d advertise at all. But I’ve been surprised by the comments I’ve heard from people who are suspicious about filling out those forms.

by the finest muffins on Mar 20, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

GET OFF MY PHONE!!!

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Please see

THIS.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

uh

wasnt that proved to be a suicide?

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

My point stands

If he thinks he can credibly stage a murder scene in rural KY on the premise that he was killed because he worked for the federal government.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Locke

the cabinet official who is in charge of this, says that the these ads pay for themselves and more. It costs a lot of money to track down the people who don’t fill out their census.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

census bought time on the Super Bowl.

They squander more money on this than I can even imagine.
They sent a letter saying they would send a letter.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 20, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

It costs about 45 cents to print and mail a letter,

They pay people 12 bucks an hour to come to your house.

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

by ZJiff30 on Mar 20, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pitino is losing it

bout fucking time

You should follow me on twitter @DavefrmLville....the Onion does!

by Dave from Louisville on Mar 20, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

so Maloney is out after 2?

Odd for a guy who is in the running for the starting rotation.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

especially considering Harang threw 80 pitches today

will throw 90 pitches in his next start. This is the time starters are really stretched out. Of course they can have Maloney, or whoever the 5th starter is throw a simulated game on opening day.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

apparently this was part of the plan

Via the Fay.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yao Ming's brother is talking shit

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 20, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

I hate college basketball

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

rec'd

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

how so?

My favorite team lost. How can I be punched more? UK winning it all and having to give up the title three years later?

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

than, obc and bk live another day

you are out.

quatman’s sucks. majority rules.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did Ohio Northern win?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which "favorite team" has the most recent Final Four appearance?

That’s what I thought.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

live in the past

our coach doesnt toss salad!

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Game over

on a silly double play

Reds win on a strange play.

6-2 Reds!

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

awesome

Stubbs is great, I don’t hav much else to add right now

by Red_Poodle on Mar 20, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

So is Chapman seriously going to open in Cincinnati

it is seriously looking like that is going to happen.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

They'd be crazy to do that

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I still think Chapman starts in the minors

But if he keeps pitching like he’s pitching now, I predict we’ll see a looooot of stories in late March/early April about how he needs time to adjust to life in the U.S. At this point, the casual fan has got to be expecting him to start in Cincinnati.

by the finest muffins on Mar 20, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

no chance

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm getting that feeling, too, but

It’s hard to tell how much is the media needing something to write about vs. what the front office is actually thinking.

by the finest muffins on Mar 20, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm just going with the idea that

Maloney seemed like the logical guy going into spring training. Yet he only pitched two innings today and Dusty said he is considering moving Maloney into the bullpen.

I guess Wood is still in the running, he is starting tomorrow.

But it seems the Reds are more interested in stretching out Wood and Chapman than any of the other “competition” such as Maloney, Lehr, Wells, and Owings.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Owings!

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Home runs to LF all day!

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Mar 20, 2010 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Completely off the subject, but..

It’s something I’ve wondered for about a year or so, but never think to ask…why does the time of each post displayed in pacific time? I’m sure there is some reason, but I’m just curious

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
(this is so '09, it will be changed as ST progresses and I come up with something)

by Teewrecks44 on Mar 20, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

that is what is set for your screenname.

You can change it by accessing your “users settings”

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would guess

it’s an option in your profile, because I get eastern time timestamps.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 20, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

i pretty much just said that.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok

i never thought about it being a setting…thanks

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
(this is so '09, it will be changed as ST progresses and I come up with something)

by Teewrecks44 on Mar 20, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm going to the next four games

And if people are bored enough/care enough I can tweet from them. I’ve never actually tweeted anything in my life but if anybody would want that I wouldn’t mind at all.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 20, 2010 1:00 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

do it!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 20, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be interested

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 20, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha ok.

Here’s my twitter account—I’ll link it again in tomorrow’s game thread.
Charlie_781

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Mar 20, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

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Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 3:58 AM EDT reply actions  

good lord

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 20, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

the time stamp makes that post

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am starting to prepare for Madville's challenge...

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wish i cou.d contionneawrijoreaiohreaw

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 3:58 AM EDT reply actions  

i wish you cou.d too

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 20, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

im not sure

but i think the last word references “whore”.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Mar 20, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Murphysdfh

I had to delete your spam because you’re a worthless piece of ass but go vote in the poll on the front page!

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 20, 2010 9:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like someone is asking for the Ban Hammer


I just wanted an excuse to post this picture

Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.

by RedsMasochist on Mar 20, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spammers

Not actual people

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 20, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stubbs is really doing well now

I read he got two other hits last night in addition to the inside the park homerun. If he and Dickerson keep up this level of play in the regular season, this could be a fun year (at least from a talent development perspective). It’s always good to see high quality prospects succeed.

by Red_Poodle on Mar 20, 2010 12:16 PM EDT reply actions  

if anyone sees madville or brian b

tell them they need to pick in the knockout pool

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Mar 20, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

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