NCAA Tournament Day One - Open Thread
Well, it's here......the second best day in sports, the first day of the NCAA tournament. Let's talk Cards, Cats, Muskies, and Buckeyes!
Who is your upset pick? I'm taking Old Dominion and St. Mary's today, and would appreciate it if they would come through for me. Another question I have is why is there a 75 word minimum on diaries? It's not like I'm going to say anything important or insightful as it is, making me BS for the sake of length just seems unfair to the poor saps who have to read it. If you haven't stopped reading by now, congratulations. I owe you one Hershey's Kiss.
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FIRST!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Psh- you can't take first on your own thread!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
The Fighting Mormans with the early lead
Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dips**ts.
'sup 'tHan?
I should be working. Or calling a tow truck.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I'm out for now...
Be back in a bit over an hour.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Whoopsies on that pick, I see
Is Harangoofy tearing it up?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Ol Dom looks like shit
slow
ND’s Hansbrough is high scorer. ND looks like it has better athletes and better ballplayers. OD isnt getting out of this round.
by Ewok on Mar 18, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hansborough
I love it.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
UPDATE ME RR!!!
I didn’t put this thread up for your sake, I need to know what’s going on!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Villanova is in trouble
ND is still Catholic
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 18, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
so they've already pulled out of the tournament?
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by Slyde on Mar 18, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No. They're just gonna skip it every third or fourth time.
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haven't turned on my tube yet.
But it’s almost naptime at my place so I’ll live blog the shit out of whatever’s on between putting the kids down and cleaning the kitchen.
(I can tell you about the matchup I saw in my front yard this morning… it appears my three year-old is going to become a better soccer player than my five year old sometime this summer. He just wants it more.)
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Your five year old isn't named Danny Szetela, is he?
by Brendanukkah on Mar 18, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You gonna make me Google a soccer player?
A Patterson-esque soccer player, no less?
"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
You have a BlackBerry
Download the ESPN app, use refresh early and often for scores, numbnutz
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 18, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I can see the scores, but it doesn't give me context and expert analysis!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
You're needy
context AND expert analysis?
Just be glad you have scores, hoss
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 19, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
just be glad he didn't ask for original content.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
The Gators are hanging tough.
Come on BYU!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
2 pm update. (spoilers)
BYU up 8 on Florida
ODU and the Irish tied at 43
Rob Morris up 3 on Nova.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Still six minutes plus for Florida.
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Now they've traded buckets.
Tied under two minutes.
Time out.
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish people weren't hogging the TV downstairs, watching stupid soaps or something.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Old Dominion moves the ball well.
Some dude on ND is 0fer7.
ODU has some dude from Finland who shoots like he’s just learning the game but he’s scoring.
ND misses a three to tie it.
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
ODU by three.
Notre Dame ball.
Shot clock off.
Time out.
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw a headline on Yahoo
Said that Hairongonads had been held scoreless.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Yeah, he hasn't played real well.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
He just scored some slop put back
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I went to the bathroom and Florida exploded.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
I've never heard of anyone nicknaming their colon before.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Mar 18, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Some commercial for some "Answers by text message" service:
“What’s the square root of pi?”
You don’t ever need to know the square root of pi, right?
Not ever, right?
, bitches!
This does not look good for the Irish.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
There goes my chance for a million dollars.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
ND got a decent three off
rattled in and out and then they finished with a layup at the buzzer
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
ODU's coach has a moustache.
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
It doesn't hurt me much
but I hate losing the first game.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Nevertheless..
ODU by three with 9 seconds(?)
aaaaaaand another timeout.
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Florida guy rushed a turn around jumper
BYU gets rebound and tried call a TO with like .5 seconds
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
BYU and Florida headed to OT.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Tedious sequence of replays and analysis....
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
DID YOU KNOW IT'S NOT WHEN HE CALLS THE TIME OUT -
IT’S WHEN HE’S GIVEN THE TIMEOUT?
IAN! I'm on traain!
I do now.
And I will in my sleep tonight too.
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
BYU has small lineup on floor.
They’re gonna shoot threes evidently
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Neither of these teams is any good.
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
BYU dude (point guard) has a mohawk
and an Iverson-like spin move
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Obama picked them in the final 4.
I know a guy who had them as his national champ.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
I hate that I'm going to miss the first 3 games.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
They could but I get the feeling their gonna run out of chances.
Soon.
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Gators are not good
but they just realized that they’ve been recruited to play in the tournament and here they in overtime… in the tournament.
BYU ties it up but FLA ball and I think they’ve got it togehter now
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
It's my Apple probably not showing up as an Apple on your PC?
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
yes it was
Madvillian funny.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I haven't seen em this year
They look like they need to be coached up
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
BYU leads by three.
Under four minutes in OTOT
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope they can avoid OTOTOT
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Florida's getting good shots and playing tougher underneath
but BYU by three
FLA ball
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
How does that happen?
Seriously, I was watching them and thinking, “Is Donovan still their coach?”
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
a lot of has to do with not having that ridiculously good class of players he had
before noah and horford et al, he wasn’t considered to be that good of a coach.
since they’ve been gone, he’s had 2 NIT trips and a 10 seed.
I guess so.
These guys’d get picked apart in the BIg Ten.
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
You can tell they're standing around at every stoppage of play thinking..
“Damn, aren’t we supposed to be better than this?”
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't wait until he gets to L'Ville
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
VILLANOVA AND ROBERT MORRIS ARE TIED!
GASP!
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Crap...
I have to go to work- I shall check in when I get there…
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Switch to coverage of Bob Morris
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
My last name is Morris.
So that’s just how we do things.
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Those who don't sign the Constitution (due to a lack of a Bill of Rights)
Go to the Final Four. Mason, baby!
by Brendanukkah on Mar 18, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Some intense games this afternoon already!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
i'm going to be so pissed if nova loses this...
wtf am i doing with 3 big east teams in the final four???
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
Weird play call for Nova at the end
0.9 secs, they fail at an inbounds alley-oop. I’d rather have a clean catch and shoot. Game’s going into OT.
Would have been good
but a great defensive play by Robert morris stopped it.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Great D by Robby M on the final play in regulation
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
If Tebow was playing, I bet they'd win.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
You're joking.
But they needed someone like Tebow on the floor with them. Someone who gives a shit.
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
That was what I noticed.
They needed a floor leader. Tough to win without one of those.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Nothing like male pattern dreadlocks.
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
My wife claims that sometime..SOMETIMES...
that’s ‘the look.’
And my wife would know.
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
does the BBQ tour start tonight?
if so, i cannot make it…
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
i was having a conversation by myself in the knockout thread
thanks for inviting me over here dicks
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
come on in
We love to have boobs in here… er… love to have you in here, boobs…
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
"if you wait too long and don't get into a rythm, you wind up with a tough jack" ` announcer of villanova game
the refs of that game obviously had nova going far in their bracket
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
Bet you Jay Wright never benches his starters before a tourney game again.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Let's all do The Sprain!
(There’s gotta be some college basketball player with a high ankle sprain or something, right? Pretend this dedication goes out to him.)
by Brendanukkah on Mar 18, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, here's a good idea.
Hold the ball away from your body at waist level so anyone and their brother can slap it away.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
?
Gulpaaaaaccch. Ak. Ak. ack.
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
also, Sam H leads baylor 12-10
Murray is up on Vandy 31-29. 2 minutes to halftime there.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Baylor all the way in that one...
Big 12 represent.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
At work
and there’s a conservative talk show on the radio instead of the games.
FTH!?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Hmm
I love having the radio call people with my political views “gutless, spineless cowards.”
That’s pleasant. Love you too Fox Radio.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
What the hell does this have to do with trains or the economy?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
It's just not anatomically correct.
Tis all.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
They won at Pizza Hut later!
Mom’s buying!
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
game...
RM took too much time to get a shot off. shot at the buzzer missed
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
If it wasn't for the brackets
I would have been pulling hardcore for RM.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
same here man...
i have nova in the final four. they need to get it together…
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
I have them losing in the elite eight.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I've got them losing to Richmond next round.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Looks like that might be a good pick.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I dunno.
I wouldn’t bet against a high seed that has a first round scare.
, bitches!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Could go either way
If they use the scare to fix things and fix things right, I see your point.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I would be scared too.
It’s not often you can beat a team by 50. I’d be scared of how good my team was.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
How have I not made a ridiulous bet with you on this game yet?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Liens and all?
I might make that bet!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
loser has to go on a date with the other's ex!!!
how many points are ya laying?
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
No deal on that
I’d give you 19.5 points.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I've payed like zero attention to NCAA this year.
I shall fail miserably, no worries.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
We decided that the "B's" of college life went like this:
1. Babes
2. Ball
3. Books
Our rules were no drinking, so booze didn’t make the list.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Nooo
I’ve got one now. Bugs were forgotten more or less for the winter.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
In my day it was;
1.Babes
2.Ball
3.Bongs
The only rule we had was that there were to be no rules.
Gleet:The chronic morbid discharge as from the nostrils of horses.
Mine would be
1. Babe (mine)
2. Bugs
3. Ball
4. Books
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I was hoping that Nova would lose so that Jay Wright could focus solely on his role on Modern Family
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i think those pictures are registered
and reposted without the original photographer’s permission. or credit give.
your post makes you sound like yoda on crack
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
SBNation allows us to have our favorite figure skating team on our profiles.
Umm.. what’s a figure skating team?
"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."
Yeah, I guess they'll always be my favorite.
But I prefer their earlier stuff. Before they went mainstream.
"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
So...
Can we get a recap?
Old Dominion beat Notre Dame
Villanova beat Robert Morris
Did BYU beat Florida?
What’s going on now?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
latest updates
BYU beat Florida in an overtime or two.
Murray State leads vandy by 6 with 15:43 to play.
Kansas St is beating N. Texas by 6 early.
S.H. St is up 1 on Baylor at the half.
Richmond leads St. Mary’s early 9-2.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
murray's up 8 on vandy with 15 minutes left
and sam houston state is beating baylor at halftime
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
Thanks
What’s with the phrase ‘thank you’ in other languages? They’re obsessed with donkeys…
Donkey Shame? (thanks, Mads)
Grassy Ass?
It’s crazy.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Work isn't overly enthralling today...
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
i wonder if aj ogilvy's mustache matches the hair on his vagina
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
Now, which section of hair are we referring to in this instance?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Elizabeth Banks's dirty roots, Crolfer!
Geesh!
"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Heck of a shot to end it.
Big time.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
five. five dollar. five dollar footlong.
any, any, any….
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
happy birthday, fuckface
time to go home a few minutes early. you’ve earned it.
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
I feel like this is the year that a No. 1 seed loses.
I just hope it’s not Duke.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
I'll give you all eight 15 and 16 seeds.
And I’ll bet you cases to six-packs of your favorite beverage.
"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
No thanks.
If it was more than a feeling, maybe…
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Boston, baby.
"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Only one team wins their last game.
"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
*facepalm*
I meant first round. I’m just gonna stop now.
What’s the O/U on the margin of victory for Georgetown?
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
-16 bitches!
Fuck yes, today we’re all Bobcats.
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
wooooooooo!!!!
so badass! my gf went to OU so i’m pretty pumped.
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
Ok, your gf went to OU, congrats
What the fuck does this have to do with you?
Get off the bandwagon, son.
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 18, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
No way!
What’s a bandwagon if not a nineteenth century tour bus!
He’s a groupie! Enjoy the ride, Groove. (Now go humiliate yourself on your knees in front of that lucky Bobkitten.)
"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Just sent you a text
You got 14 of 16 right yesterday in the money pool, I would guess you’re at or near the top.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
only one of those 14 picks really mattered
Game vs UT Sat 330pm.
looks like a game watch party at chez obc.
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
no need to be a dick...
i’m going to enjoy it even more that i know it has affected you so deeply that you couldn’t suppress your urge to hate on me. sound good?
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
its all good
there is plenty of room on the Green and White bandwagon.
so long as you dont bank with the same bank as some mods
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
i know, i'm just having fun with the guy.
i can see how i could come off as a bandwagon fan but in all honesty we dated her last two years of college so i spent a pretty decent amount of time there.
shit… i totally banked with nat city.
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
im on a goodwill mission
nat city was very wobbly the last year of its existence. no reputable bank wanted to acquire it, PNC received a large payout to merge. I hope that you/others here in town weren’t/aren’t affected. The “inside job” comment would cause me some concern.
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
seems like mostly cinci accounts were affected.
i’m a dayton boy. they also make it sound like it was Nat City’s fault but they have been owned by PNC for well over a year.
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
PNC is a solid bank
but they migh sell off the former Nat City Dayton branches (like they did 10-15 years ago after the Central Trust purchase).
They currently have the ugliest debit cards in history. Basically, PNC is a bank for ugly, tacky people.
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
Well
I know where I’m not going to keep my pot of gold.
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It's not you, it's bandwagon jumpers
OU beat Georgetown, great, good for the Bobcats
But let’s not make this like you had something to do with it, or you should be allowed to fully enjoy it b/c your gf went there. Great, I bet she loves crappy pizza, riots during the Daylight Savings change, and is one of 30,000 people at one of the worst Halloween events.
This would be the same if all of a sudden come playoff time I was a Yankees fan b/c their my wife’s team. I don’t jump on their bandwagon, so don’t go jumpin’ on OU’s bandwagon.
And another thing, she’s your gf. Your gf. Not your fiancee. Not your wife. Your gf! We’re talkin’ about a gf. Not a wife. Not a wife. Not a wife. We’re talkin’ about a gf, man. (in my best Allen Iverson)
If OU riots for bars closing an hour early, I hope they rioted last night for good cause for beating those Hoyas! Take a page out of the tOSU playbook, burn cars and couches!
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 19, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
That's Detroit's playbook.
OSU runs the hot dumpster.
"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 19, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Then apparently when I was @ tOSU they were taking pages out of Detroit's playbook
b/c they definitely overturned and burned cars between 12th and 15th, east of High St, and I definitely saw my fair share of roasted couch/loveseat between 2001-2004.
I mean sure, I saw probably 2 or 3 hot dumpsters, but ironically they were during tailgating when tOSU had a Noon Kickoff.
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 19, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he's being somewhat facetious. ..In some parts? ..Maybe?
If not, I’m gonna need to see him round out his list of “Worst Halloween Events.”
"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 19, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I was gonna mention..
..yesterday (in one of the NCCA threads) you inadvertently answered every third internet lurker stalker guy’s first question: “So… what are you wearing?”
:)
"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 19, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, that's alright.
I’m not afraid to share my 100% un-provocative, not alluring UK tshirt. What I’m wearing today, on the other hand, is a big secret.
IAN! I'm on traain!
On the list of "Worst Halloween Events":
Kent State’s Halloween “Block Party”
Ohio University’s Halloween “Block Party”
Indian Hill’s Halloween Festival @ the Elementary School
I also went to a really bad Halloween party in Cheviot in 2004, does that count?
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 19, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
anyone who goes to a Halloween party in Cheviot
AND likes MABaG is no longer allowed to vote on “Worst Events”.
OU had a great halloween, most romantic “slutty” night of the year.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
The alcohol was free in Cheviot
However, the ambiance left plenty to be desired…
The best part of OU and Athens is that it’s not Columbus
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 19, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Where's obc??
The Bobcats are kicking ass!!
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
was at a bar watching the game
jch floated 19.5 pts to the Bobcats. Life was good.
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
Nice.
Who’d you pick in this Texas game?
I’ve watched Texas play quite a bit this season (seems like they were on ESPN every Monday) and they havesuuuuucked at times but I think they’re better than an 8 seed.
"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Didja pick Butler?
I went to college with Brad Stevens. Ask him if he remembers me. (He won’t.)
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I've got Butler losing to eventual national champion Syracuse in the Sweet 16.
And I’ve got Wake over Texas, but it was basically a toss-up for me.
So does that mean you're gonna say hi to Stevens for me?
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i think cuse will be the first one seed to lose
onuaku is out until the regionals, if not the rest of the tournament. Plus the Big East seems to have been exposed. I think the Vermont game will be pretty close, although it’s hard to imagine a team that lost by 42 to Providence will turn around and beat Syracuse.
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
Whoa, why ya gotta hate on a team that's now only 6 deep?
All season Syracuse regularly only played 7 guys. Now with Onuaku out, we’re gonna see 5 with 1 coming off the bench, since I’m convinced the other 5 guys just travel to carry luggage and what not.
Syracuse won’t lose to Vermont, but it’s very possible they’re a one and done team….
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 19, 2010 7:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
Lehigh led by eight. Then Kansas led by eleven.
CBS finally switches over to it and we see an awesome reverse layup (no D) and some furious up and down action and then… halftime.
Boo.
"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
Somehow every time I see Greg Gumbel's hair it looks more and more like Greg Gumbel's hair than it did the last time I saw it.
"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
CBS is putting MMA on Saturday nights.
Red Reporter game thread, anyone?
"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
CBS has actually already aired 4 or 5 Saturday Night MMA events
unfortunately, they do a poor job promoting it. the current commercials don’t even mention that it’s an MMA event. they just show a picture of Jake Shields and Dan Henderson with no mention of who the guys are or why anyone would care.
that’s really sad, because that CBS card may be the strongest MMA card that will be put together this year. The main event should be very good, and the undercard features 2 title fights, and bobby lashley.
i like to see Lashley vs The Undertaker
I think you once told me the ’Taker is the best striker in history.
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
short term memory loss
lotsa Hoya gear on deep discount today at Burlington Coat Factory. Word!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
I have to think their promotions are done that way intentionally.
And I have to admit that the ad I saw created in me a moment when I was thinking that maybe I might like to see what that’s all about. Much more so than if the ad had been done with either the cliche “Sunday” technique or by presenting the ugly homoerotic bloodlustiness of it all.
"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 19, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions
hmm...
“Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!” is what that shoulda said.
"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 19, 2010 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions
they have no idea how to market themselves unless they cram "two and a half men" down your throat...
(sounds like jch’s first bachelor party)
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
by GrooveLeg on Mar 19, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Tune in to watch these two thick-necked non-smiling white guys that you've never heard of."
What else could it have been?
"You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Fred Quimby's name at the beginning."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 19, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Dana White had some interesting things to say about the commercial:
“Dan Henderson is fighting [expletive] Jake Shields. Come on. Are you serious? Jake Shields is 170 pounds, and he’s their (185-pound) champion. And I just found out today that they’re running commercials on [CBS], and the commercials are like three seconds, and it basically says, ‘MMA legend Dan Henderson,’ and he hits a heavy bag, I guess, and looks back at the camera. That’s the [expletive] commercial. How about, ‘Jake Shields is our [expletive] champion’?”
Friday's Feel Good Story
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"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
It amazes that OU was able to win yesterday
my experience with their alumni is less than impressive.
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Where did Ben Roethlisberger (sp?) touch you?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Mar 19, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
(psssssst... Ben went to Miami)
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 19, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I mean that was totally the point.
Somehow. Can someone flip this around for me so I don’t look quite as pathetic? Thanks.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
If anything
It’ll cause him to take it by force.
Allegedly.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 19, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Well, at least in that case -
the jury won’t have to decide whether the naismith trophy “resisted” enough.
IAN! I'm on traain!
True enough
You should meet some Hoyas, though.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 19, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Guy Fieri went to Terry's Turf Club this week
So, it’s gonna be on TV.
He also went to Virgil’s Cafe and Blue Ash Chili.
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Dear patrons of TTC, Virgil's, and Blue Ash,
I’m very disappointed in your stabbing reflexes. Please sharpen (hee hee) them.
Sincerely,
’Nukkah
by Brendanukkah on Mar 19, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Who goes to Blue Ash Chili over Camp Washington, Price Hill, and Pleasant Ridge?
Douchenozzle. I’m shocked he didn’t go to Quatmans and MAB&G.
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
Stop all the MAB&G hatred!
Learn to order a burger, none of this olive nonsense!
And no one goes to Blue Ash Chili for the chili. You go there for the ridiculously large sandwiches.
If you want chili, then Camp Washington, Price Hill, or Skyline.
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 19, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
MAB&G was bottom shelf
down there with Burger Beer, one ply toilet paper, brussel sprouts, Yugos, and Susan Sontag novels.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
What did brussel sprouts ever do to you?
Eat them with some melted Velveeta, and you’re in business
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 19, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
What do you have against Velveeta?
It makes anything taste better
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 19, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Who orders an olive burger?
You deserved what you received
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 19, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
TTC is too new to be any of the Triple Ds
It’s not a diner, it’s not a drive in, and it’s too new and too forced to be a dive. I mean it wants to be a dive, but it’s just not (yet).
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 19, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Still doesn't jive with me
Just b/c your establishment is in a dive doesn’t mean you’re automatically a dive. Your establishment needs to evolve into a dive.
There’s rules to these things
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 19, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
its about to become incredibly busy there
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Maybe Xavier wins after all
You know, because of this
Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dips**ts.
I'm not sold either
I’ve heard him rumored for the Oregon job too.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dips**ts.
That was on Kentucky Ink last night
I hope it is true
Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dips**ts.
Tubby Smith is going to accept the Auburn job?
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
I can definately see him flirting with Oregon
But Auburn is opening a new arena, and the SEC west is ripe for the taking. I think it has about a 5% chance of happening, but it would be interesting.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dips**ts.
The Pac 10 blows...can be easily won
Oregon has the resources, all they need is a coach.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dips**ts.
Good to see that the diving spiral my bracket started last night (after a promising start)
has continued this afternoon.
IAN! I'm on traain!
I have them winning this game so I'm going to hold you personally accountable if they don't
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 19, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Tied at the half=Advantage Tigers
Teams always start to wear down against the 40 minutes of hell during the last 10 or so minutes of the game. As long as it’s close by that point, Mizzou has a pretty good shot. I just saw the last minute or so- was running home to get cleaned up- what’d I miss?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
We play exciting basketball if nothing else.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
This is stressing me out.
Mizzou looks sloppy…
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
This is way way not over yet
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 19, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm watching the news in between games
and the field reported screwed something up and said, “Ah, shit!” I was thinking about those poor chicago chickens.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
the Spartans are in a dogfight vs N Mex St
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Louisville is on TV!
‘s the CW which sucks, but I’ll take it!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Where'd It go?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
channel 25
i saw the entire 12-0 start. prolly a good thing if you lost the feed.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
22-4
Holy shit
Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dips**ts.
Dallas Lauderdale is NOT like a state and a city, dumbass announcer
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

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