Laynce Nix tries to pull a LaRussa
Atleast he sat through the green light reading a spicy hot text message from most likely this chick, and not frompassing out after drinking what was most likely cheap, boxed wine like LaRussa did in Florida.
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So he hasn't had a liscense since 2003?
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
Let's hope this spell doom for his roster chances.
Sorry, Mads.
A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
Never hurt Ryan Freel's employment with the Reds
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 17, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll drink to that!
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 17, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Did they at least give him a sobriety test?
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“L-A-Y-N-C-E”
“Yeah, you’re gonna have to come with us.”
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by BK on Mar 17, 2010 3:03 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Now you know why i love this guy...he was obviously stoned out of his mind listening to some old OutKast
Gleet:The chronic morbid discharge as from the nostrils of horses.
I wonder if it was Speakerboxx, or The Love Below?
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 17, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Definitely Speakerboxx
It has weird spelling. Nix likes that.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Nixx?
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by Cy Schourek on Mar 17, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
He's in that band Sixx AM now, right?
They did “Life Is Beautiful” or something?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Yes, Sixx AM is Nikki Sixx's new band
As to their songs, if you tell me they did “Life Is Beautiful”, then I believe you.
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 17, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
He sat through a green light with two cars behind him?
Jeez, they must be polite in Arizona. Here, they’d be leaning on their horns about 2 nanoseconds after the light changed.
And why does he have an Arizona driver’s license, when he’s from Houston and was drafted by the Rangers?
And does this mean he’s been driving on a suspended license for 7 years?
I wonder who had to go pick him up, or if he took a cab.
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They probably made Dickerson go get him as a penanace for whining.
Gleet:The chronic morbid discharge as from the nostrils of horses.
hah
The article was wrong. It was Texas that issued Nix’s driver’s license, then suspended it.
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if a rental car is impounded for 30 days
does that mean nix has to pay a 30 day rental fee while it sits there?
I would guess the Reds are footing the bill for his rental wheels
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 18, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
how did he get a rental car if he doesn't have a license?
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Mar 18, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm assuming the Reds just gave him a rental car
Probably a group rental, and assigned cars to individual players or roommates or something
Who knows really?
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 18, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
he had a license
It was just suspended. I don’t think they check, unless something goes wrong.
This happened to one of my coworkers. He drove through a red light on a snowy day, because he couldn’t stop. He got a ticket, but never knew it because he was in the midst of a move, and his mail didn’t catch up with him. He drove for years with a suspended license. He never had trouble renting cars or anything. He only found out his license was suspended when he took one of those driver safety courses. He wanted a discount on his insurance. When he submitted his paperwork to his insurance company, they found out his license was suspended.
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it has been suspended since 2003
you are telling me that there is a state in the union that doesn’t require a renewal ever 7 years?
Driver’s licenses do have expatriation dates.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Mar 18, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
dunno about Texas
But here in NY, you only have to renew every 8 years.
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My wife recently discovered that Ohio requires a renewal every 4 years on your birthday
she learned that a month after her birthday when she was pulled over for speeding.
Luckily she renewed that day, went to traffic court 10 days later (pregnant and in her Public Health Service uniform) and the judge dismissed both the expired license citation and the speeding ticket.
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don't they notify you by mail?
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not for driver's license
they do for your plates.
If they do notify you, we didn’t receive anything.
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i think they notify you by the expiration date printed on your license
by 'tHan on Mar 19, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yep
and since my wife never pulls out her license except when Johnny Law pulls her over, she didn’t know. She was just glad that it happened within 60 days of expiration. Things get much worse after 60 days.
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you do get a letter from DMV here in NY
with the application to renew. (You can renew by mail or Internet.)
If you forget, things don’t get worse until you’re two years expired. Unless you get caught, of course.
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i got my arizona license in 1999 and it was good until like 2036 or my 50th bday
the only reason i got my indiana license was because i was tired of cashiers bugging me when i wrote a check
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i just stopped iding people for checks
i got paid minimum wage and i did minimum work for the company. I always did work hard for the customers though, because well they don’t need a shitty cashier with an attitude.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Mar 19, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The fuck they don't
Where in the world did you hear that nonsense J?
The cheaper you work – the nastier you be…
how do you think people get anywhere in this world.
Gleet:The chronic morbid discharge as from the nostrils of horses.
can i work for you Mads?
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Getting ID'd when trying to buy booze underage is such a fucking HASSLE
Good job, Justin
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Mostly old people
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Mar 20, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
twas back in 2002ish ... i haven't written a check in five years
i was also afraid that the 2036 was a mistake or misprint …. didn’t want to be driving around on a dl that expired years ago
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by joshuar9476 on Mar 21, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I write checks for personal debts and to pay my rent
but I don’t think I’ve ever written a check in a retail store.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Mar 21, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
The FMM pays all bills online.
We now write MAYBE 10 checks a year.
Cash is king. When low on cash go the Debit card route.
Please cut up all but one credit card folks.
(We don’t even have one).
Debt is crushing our economy, both nationally and privately.
Checks cost money
Credit cards steal money from you
and overdraft fees should be illegal.
Potential doesn't win games.
i like the comfort of having credit available to me
As somebody who spends my summers living from small paycheck to paycheck, and the rest of the year living off my financial aid, I don’t really have savings.
It is nice to know if there is ever some sort of emergency, like I have to get home in a hurray, something happens while I am traveling, I get sick, I break something expensive, I can cover it.
Just because I have credit available to me, doesn’t mean I have to use it. After watching my parents struggle with credit card debt I am not going to make the same mistakes they did.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Getting home in a hurray
sounds like a shitton of fun.
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Mar 22, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't use my debit card
Unless I have to. In fact, if I could get an ATM card instead of a debit card, I would. The only time I use my debit card is at my bank’s ATM.
You don’t have the protection with a debit card that you do with a credit card. The laws protecting consumers are much stronger for credit cards than debit cards. And if there’s some kind of fraud, it’s your money that’s gone. With a credit card, it’s the bank’s money. The bank may refund your money if you can prove debit card fraud…but it can take weeks or months, and in the meantime, your account may be frozen. With a credit card, they just give you a new card and a new account. Takes three days.
However, I never carry a balance.
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I once had a problem with my visa-debit card
somewhere between Visa and US bank my money was refunded and I was given a new card.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Mar 22, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't know my license left the country...
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by ZJiff30 on Mar 20, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ha
good catch. i didnt see that at first.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 20, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I would guess not
They get a per diem, but I think they’re responsible for their own wheels.
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