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Cactus League Game 7 Thread: Reds at Dodgers

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Cincinnati Reds
@ Los Angeles Dodgers

Friday, March 12, 2010, 3:05 PM EDT
Camel Back Ranch

Bronson Arroyo vs. Clayton Kershaw

Sunny. Game time temperature around 65.

 


Bronson Arroyo looks to get overshadowed once again by Aroldis Chapman today. I expect that Arroyo will pitch 3 innings today and be followed by Chapman for 2 and then you won't hear much on the rest of the game. Also pitching will be Francisco Cordero, Carlos Fisher, Micah Owings, Jordan Smith, and Ramon Geronimo.

The Dodgers will send Clayton Kershaw to the mound followed by Carlos Monasterios, Jonathan Broxton, George Sherrill, and Luis Ayala.

The Dodgers have some good pitchers on the mound, but the Reds have their "A" lineup traveling for the game today. Interesting to see Todd Frazier playing 1B while Votto is the DH and Gomes is in LF. I wonder if they consider Frazier an option for backup at first (i.e. his versatility could find him a bench spot). I doubt it, but who knows. That'd be a pretty good bench option.

Lineups are after the jump. The game is being carried on MLB.tv, so those with the option can watch it. If you have audio, MLB.com is broadcasting it. If none of those options work for you, there is always Gameday.

Star-divide

 

Lineup

Cincinnati Reds
Los Angeles Dodgers
Drew Stubbs - CF
Rafael Furcal - SS
Orlando Cabrera - SS
Brad Ausmus - C
Joey Votto - DH
Andre Ethier - RF
Brandon Phillips - 2B
Matt Kemp - CF
Scott Rolen - 3B
Casey Blake - 3B
Jay Bruce - RF
Doug Mientkiewicz - 1B
Jonny Gomes - LF
A.J. Ellis - DH
Ramon Hernandez - C Jason Repko - LF
Todd Frazier - 1B
Ivan DeJesus - 2B

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As much as we complain about our beat writers

at least they give us the lineup several hours in advance. I looked several places for the Dodgers lineup and found nothing, an hour before the game. Same thing happened 2 days ago with the Angels. C’mon LA beat writers, get off your ass!

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by Slyde on Mar 12, 2010 2:13 PM EST reply actions  

SO?

what else do they have to do?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 12, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

First!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 12, 2010 2:13 PM EST reply actions  

is this the uk thread?

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Mar 12, 2010 2:20 PM EST reply actions  

oh

where is it?

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Mar 12, 2010 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

In LA

… they don’t show up until the 2nd inning. Cut ’em a little slack, OK?

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 12, 2010 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure that we've been over this but..

what’s the Opening Day batting order likely to be?

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 2:24 PM EST reply actions  

shutout?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 12, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Mommmm!

They’re making fun of the Reds again!

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

no-hit?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 12, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

yikes!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 12, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Booed?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 12, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

what you see up there

except without the DH

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by Slyde on Mar 12, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's the DH

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 12, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

farney?

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Mar 12, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I am gonna get 4 of these

either them or the pink flamingos.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 12, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

ha-ha!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 12, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, that looks like my Dad.

Wonder where I could get one of these for Father’s Day…

by the finest muffins on Mar 12, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Never know. Dad might be flattered.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah i'd much rather here

you look like a cross between Santa and a gnome.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm familiar with her family

They do kinda have that look

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by Slyde on Mar 12, 2010 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmyeah... Kinda.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

eeek

A guy I work with looks like this only without the smile.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 12, 2010 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you work in a gold mine in the 1840's?

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Mar 12, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

well, my coworkers wonder about this guy

we try to avoid him as much as possible.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 12, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be so cool if he did.

He could just walk out of the mine with some gold and be like, “Hey! Red Reporters! Drinks are on me!”

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

we are kind of hoping he goes down into the mine ....

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 12, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

actually, you can get them on the Reds merchandise site.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 12, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what I thought.

An aside.. where in the order has Rolen usually batted throughout his career?

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Frazier at first

Is it between him and Miles now for the infield utility job?

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 12, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

nah

frazier needs to play every day. that job goes to one of the lifers, like miles or cairo

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Mar 12, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

I think there is very little chance Frazier comes up for a non-starting role. Unlike pitchers who I think can handle a regular bullpen role, high prospect hitters need to play everyday.

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by Slyde on Mar 12, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

so why don't we trade Votto?

We could get a catcher, maybe.
Plus, we already have too many lefthanded batters.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 12, 2010 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

i dont understand

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Mar 12, 2010 2:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

OK, we keep Votto

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 12, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

madness, I tell you, madness!!

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 12, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

3rd, 4th, or 5th

He’s got about the same number of PA batting fourth as he does 3rd and 5th combined.

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by Slyde on Mar 12, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, he's clearly not going to bat fourth.

Everybody knows who our cleanup batter is!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 12, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

well, let's just see

how many pennants YOU win, Gray, with that sort of perverted logic.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 12, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Again..about what I thought.

At least I thought: ABs@#4 > ABs@#3

Thank you, Slyde.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I've added the Dodgers lineup (thanks to True Blue LA!)

SS then Catcher???

That’s not the Dodger Way™!

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by Slyde on Mar 12, 2010 2:47 PM EST reply actions  

And why isn't the second baseman batting cleanup?

I’m so confused.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 12, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Brad Ausmus batting second?

He must have had won a few hands at the Dodger coaching staff poker game last night. Or something.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Well folks I'm joining you all today from beautiful Richmond, VA

Don’t know how long I will be around, but I am having a bit of downtime for a minute.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

don't we say

hi, hello and welcome … something like that?

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 12, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

only for new folks.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Richmond's nice.

Edgar Allen Poe’s mother is buried there.

by the finest muffins on Mar 12, 2010 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

which one?

my buddy is working on his MA in history at VCU.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

probably the most beautiful campus I've ever been to

respect.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Mar 12, 2010 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it was nice

although the campus was VERY insular. If you didn’t have a car, you were pretty much stuck there.

by thevole on Mar 12, 2010 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Sean Casey went there, too.

I feel odd for knowing that off the top of my head.

by the finest muffins on Mar 12, 2010 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

he also holds their AVG record, I think

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Mar 12, 2010 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Poe woman.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I had this awesome flight as a part of getting here

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I hadn't heard that.

In fact, I looked at the schedule a few weeks ago and did not see any international games or anything quirky. Maybe not even a Opening Day Eve game(?)

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

And thus..

Brad Ausmus bats second.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

They are currently playing exhibitions in Taiwan.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah. Currently.

But nothing of the sort during the regular season?

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

nope

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Unreleted but those in the Dayton area should check out

the Henhouse Prowlers (Sexfist) tonight at the Canal Street Tavern.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:16 PM EST reply actions  

I am wary on this

Last time I failed to kiss up to some garage band, I got called everything but human.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 12, 2010 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

they aren't really a garage band

they actually have one a number of awards in Chicago.

Here is some live recordings. Some of the recordings are pretty good, some of them are low quality because they are well live recordings.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll request one next week.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you posted on them earlier

I didn’t mean to imply that this is a garage band. I suppose none of them are, technically.

It was just the other day, somebody posted a YouTube and I thought the band was bad and said so. The backlash was pretty severe, even for this board of tolerant sorts.

Sorry, if I let you read one of my novels and you said it sucked, I would be all right appreciating your point of view. I guess it doesn’t work for music, though.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 12, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

do not tell people their novels suck

You may be all right with it, but a lot of people aren’t.

I’ve always found it interesting, how personally people take criticism of things considered “artistic.” Perhaps because we still have a belief that art comes from the soul. People who would be grateful if you pointed out that they made a math error or were installing a car part upside down have a cow if you criticize their music, writing, or art.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 12, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Criticism of art (music, writing, whatever) is a good thing.

But if it’s going to be given directly to the artist/musician/writer, it needs to be constructive and respectful. And, in my opinion, it’s best to come from a fellow artist/musician/writer or from a professional critic/editor/director/whatever. Otherwise, yeah, it can sting.

by the finest muffins on Mar 12, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

otoh

If somebody puts out a Youtube and expects everyone to fawn over it as if it should have been on Bandstand, and I say … sorry, but this isn’t very good, I guess I could just go about pretending that I like it or say what I think. If you wanted me to pretend I like it, fine, I can pretend.

I have plenty of beta readers who think my novels are the cat’s meow. I have yet to find a publisher who agrees, so I can reconcile myself somehow in the middle all that.

But if you show me something on the pretense that it’s good, your pretense is misguided.

The nature of apologizing because it’s “poor quality” is no different from me saying “well, my novel will be better after I rewrite it.”

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 12, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

music recorded live often sounds better live then on a recording

the nature of recording music is different than performing it live

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough.

For what it’s worth, I spend a good amount of time looking at other illustrators’ blogs. Generally speaking, I only comment if I have something nice to say (or if I think their overall body of work is good enough to warrant criticism of a particular piece.) If I think it’s total shit, I just quickly close the window. But that’s just my philosophy.

by the finest muffins on Mar 12, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

constructive and respectful I agree with

But I don’t think it has to come from a fellow professional. You don’t have to be a director to be a movie critic.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 12, 2010 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, movie critics would fall under "professional critic."

But I agree that anybody can have and express an opinion. It’s the saying it directly to the creator that I think needs to be handled carefully. It’s easier to take vicious criticism seriously coming from someone who knows something.

That being said, you do need to develop a thick skin if you’re going to put yourself out there, so it’s not the end of the world.

by the finest muffins on Mar 12, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

and usually "vicious" criticism is more likely to come from someone who doesn't know anything

or a critic trying to make a name for themselves.

The two are often the same.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Mar 12, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

however, if you solicit, even passively, something that resembles a nod of affirmation for your work and it isn’t forthcoming, as in this case, the alternative should not be to react as though a snake trapped in a corner.

Vicious criticism would truly be stretching it. I didn’t like it and if I heard it 10 more times, I would not. I have listened to it three times.

The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

by johnu1 on Mar 12, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice running catch by Stubbs

man can cover some ground.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:18 PM EST reply actions  

Cholly, come on out here and get yer whoopin'!

Charlie Steiner with the call on Gameday Audio

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by Slyde on Mar 12, 2010 3:18 PM EST reply actions  

This may be a low-scoring game

for the Reds.

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 12, 2010 3:19 PM EST reply actions  

Whoo!

I get to be here for a game thread!

And today has been a pretty good day- got to stay at home last night- mom was gone, so LB and I got to take care of the dogs, dropped her off this morning, went to classes, got candy corn in my last hour, found out that I get to take an entomology lecture and lab in the fall… The Reds are probably going to win today, everything’s going too well.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 12, 2010 3:22 PM EST reply actions  

BTW

From Lance McAllister: Reds on Direct TV 694 right now

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by Slyde on Mar 12, 2010 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

This reminds me..

Are there any ST highlight reels or video recaps anywhere on the net?

I don’t remember seeing any at Reds.com but maybe I haven’t been there in over a week.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

probably will be some today

usually when a game is on MLB.tv, they post some highlights

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by Slyde on Mar 12, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

no, it’s not for me.

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 12, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Bruce with the wheels.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:28 PM EST reply actions  

Bruce getting gunned out at the plate...

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Has anything happened?

My GD has nothing for me

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 12, 2010 3:28 PM EST reply actions  

Bruce got on base

stole second, was gunned out at the plate.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Who go him?

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

the left fielder, Repko.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

The Repko man takes everything away!

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Mar 12, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Johnny Gomes is not a good fielder

he made a routine pop up look difficult.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:32 PM EST reply actions  

And already the At-Bat app is refusing to work.

Well, it’s acting like it works, but then it won’t tell me anything about the many games that are currently taking place.

$15 well spent!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 12, 2010 3:33 PM EST reply actions  

maybe it will work better once the season starts?

Gameday doesn’t update with every batter either.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but it's not even giving me

gameday-like stuff today. Weird.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 12, 2010 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmm

mine works.

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by Slyde on Mar 12, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Liar

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 12, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Got iPad reserved today.

Still not sure I’m gonna actually buy it there’ll be one at the Apple store with my name in it waiting for me to celebrate Opening Day Eve weekend if I want to.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Finally I have audio...

and the announcer is talking about how Frazier was on the little league team that beat Japan…when he was 12.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 12, 2010 3:46 PM EST reply actions  

not just an announcer

Charlie Steiner.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder how he'll sound when he finally squeezes out that poop

he’s been holding back all these years.

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 12, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Is gameday up to date?

3rd inning?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 12, 2010 3:48 PM EST reply actions  

Bottom of the 3rd

0-0

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Bot 3

1 out, nobody on, 0-0

by AB on Mar 12, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Our GG 3B made an error

Trade him for EdE, EdE was clutch!!!

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 3:53 PM EST reply actions  

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 12, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

IDGI

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 12, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

i think that's a picture of a woman's clutch

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Mar 12, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed, sir.

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 12, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I can prove that kind of clutch exists.

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 12, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

no no

that woman just knows how to drive stick

by thevole on Mar 12, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Gooooooooooooomes!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 12, 2010 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

So when's Chapman coming in?

MLB.com is selling this on the front page, which means it’s gonna happen, right?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 12, 2010 4:08 PM EST reply actions  

now

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

"If you're in Cincinnati, you're pretty much in Timbuktu."

-announcer just now

Not sure if he means re: national baseball attention or just a general perception of “flyover country.” Either way… hey!

by the finest muffins on Mar 12, 2010 4:11 PM EST reply actions  

but it is Charlie Steiner

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 12, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

he used to be on ESPN

he was really good at being sanctimonious about steroids.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

For many years

Timbuktu was the cultural and intellectual hub of the civilized world. So, thanks Charlie, you fuckwit.

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 12, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

CHAPMAN TIME!!!

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 4:12 PM EST reply actions  

I'll bet the boys at the leather bar can't get enough of that kind of act.

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by Pops Daniels on Mar 12, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Eeeee... rec'd.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm planting apple seeds!

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah. Ya beat me.

Ya seed plantin’ hippie!

I’m eating a cheeseburger!

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Bullshit

Coco is pitching not Chapman.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

would've been interesting

going after Ethier, Kemp, Blake

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by JJ on Mar 12, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus.

Why didn’t I check the blackout map before renewing mlb.tv?

And this one is for MLB: How the hell is Charlotte, North Carolina, in the market of four teams: Reds, Braves, Nationals and Orioles?

Let’s see. Driving time using google maps from Charlotte:
Cincinnati: 8 hours
Atlanta: 4 hours
Washington, DC: 6.5 hours
Baltimore: 7.25 hours

Yes, this makes perfect sense.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 12, 2010 4:17 PM EST reply actions  

That's a rough ticket

Are they trying to scare up some MLB Extra Innings subscribers?

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 12, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't have directv

but even if I did, similar market blackouts apply. I don’t know if they’re quite as bad though, since they won’t specify what those rules are.

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by Gray on Mar 12, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Is ExtraInnings on DirectTV the same as on cable?

I got it for free for a couple months and didn’t experience blackouts that were illogical.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 12, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, yeah, I looked it up on cable too.

They make it sound like they use the same maps, but they’re incredibly vague about what the blackouts actually are.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 12, 2010 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

i think they use the same blackouts

the blackouts are MLB mandated.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Have cable?

I get all the games in WNC on FS Ohio…b

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by chesirecat on Mar 12, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

When I'm in Charlotte, I do...

But it seems like the FS here doesn’t do Ohio stuff. Have you gotten any of the ST games there?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Mar 12, 2010 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

u have 5 days to cancel

it’s nice to have it for spring training though, since there’s no blackouts

by Nasty N8 on Mar 12, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree...

but I’m just annoyed enough about this that I might cancel. I didn’t see anything about five days, though. Was that on the site somewhere?

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by Gray on Mar 12, 2010 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it the bottom of the 4th?

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by crolfer on Mar 12, 2010 4:25 PM EST reply actions  

"Baker is in the third year of the final year of his contract"-Charlie Steiner

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

At least it's not Al Hrabosky.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 12, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Are these guys affiliated with the Dodgers?

I thought they were just neutral guys from MLB TV, but they seem like Dodger guys.

Also, the ballpark announcer I’m hearing between innings sounds just like Peter Sagal from “Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me” on NPR.

by the finest muffins on Mar 12, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

This is the LA feed.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, that makes sense then.

They list “MLB.com” where they usually list the radio station, though, which is why I was confused.

by the finest muffins on Mar 12, 2010 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

His name is Johnnie

And the announcer was Rick Monday, who played with Baker, so maybe he called him Johnnie back then.

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by Slyde on Mar 13, 2010 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

rec'd

and it was incredibly annoying, because Monday called him “Johnny B., Dusty Baker” every time he referred to him. I wanted to jump through my Iphone and strangle him. (there is an app for that)

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by nycredsfan on Mar 13, 2010 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

now it is Chapman time

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 4:32 PM EST reply actions  

jeez

I just turned on the video feed – are those jerseys just t-shirts or what?

by thevole on Mar 12, 2010 4:37 PM EST reply actions  

CBSSports compares Heisey to Eric Byrnes...

Ranked 56. Weird…

link

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by crolfer on Mar 12, 2010 4:39 PM EST reply actions  

mlb.tv is picking the wrong day to fuck with me

or i picked the wrong day to want my 4 year old laptop to want to stream live video with a wifi connection…

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 4:41 PM EST reply actions  

he has really easy velocity

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 4:42 PM EST reply actions  

GIBP

I’m lagging here, but Phillips is looking pretty bad. Hopefully just SSS/Not wanting to get injured/not caring.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 12, 2010 4:45 PM EST reply actions  

POY

amiright?

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by GrooveLeg on Mar 12, 2010 4:47 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

recd

but yeah, turner locked it up today

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by boobs on Mar 12, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't think he locked it up today

but it’s his.

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by GrooveLeg on Mar 12, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

i think it was probably his already

but if there were any doubts, that 35-footer put them to rest

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by boobs on Mar 12, 2010 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I sat next to his mom on a flight from Midway to Port Columbus in October

she was the nicest lady in the world.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

i always remember that about you

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by GrooveLeg on Mar 12, 2010 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck yes

I did a celebratory sprint around the college union after that one went in.

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by chesirecat on Mar 12, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Celebratory sprints are so fun! (Maybe if I liked better teams, I'd be in better shape)

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by Brendanukkah on Mar 13, 2010 8:27 AM EST up reply actions  

radar gun readings on Chapman?

was he looking sharp again? Also, was that really 2 singles, 3 outs in 5 pitches?

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by JJ on Mar 12, 2010 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

Charlie said he threw a pitch that registered at 98

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Heisey!!

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by nycredsfan on Mar 12, 2010 4:53 PM EST reply actions  

The Dodgers radio call of that was a Brantley special...

(deadpan voice) fly ball, Kemp back, and….(sudden surprise) it’s GONE!

Dumbass

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by nycredsfan on Mar 12, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

beat you :-)

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by nycredsfan on Mar 12, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

wooohooo!!!!!!

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by nycredsfan on Mar 12, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

1 pitch, 1 out for Chappie

foul out to Wee Willy Wilkin at 3B

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by nycredsfan on Mar 12, 2010 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

I forgot Wilkin is pretty in the conversation for UTL

considering her versatility. I think it’s Castillo vs. Miles. vs. Sutton

Also, how likely would it be for Stubbs to get sent down to Louisville before the ASB if Dickerson and Heisey are mashing?

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 12, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

her versatility?

Girls can’t play baseball, silly

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by Cy Schourek on Mar 12, 2010 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Strikes out Kemp swinging on a heater

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by nycredsfan on Mar 12, 2010 5:03 PM EST reply actions  

Hot like wasabe

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by crolfer on Mar 12, 2010 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, I'm all about value!

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by ZJiff30 on Mar 12, 2010 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 12, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Whatever.

I mean, hey- it’s okay if you don’t like Barenaked Ladies. I don’t judge.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 12, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Backwards K for strike 3

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by nycredsfan on Mar 12, 2010 5:05 PM EST reply actions  

out 3 i meant

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by nycredsfan on Mar 12, 2010 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Strike 3!

2 K’s isn’t too bad…

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by chazzilla on Mar 12, 2010 5:05 PM EST reply actions  

was that Ethier, Kemp, Blake?

on a foul-out and 2 K’s? Aroldis is rolling this spring.

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by JJ on Mar 12, 2010 5:06 PM EST reply actions  

nice work young Chapman.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 5:06 PM EST reply actions  

Me too!

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by chazzilla on Mar 12, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

i can call him "young" Chapman

he is younger then me, I feel old.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought i would be a superstar

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

him too.

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by Cy Schourek on Mar 12, 2010 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

son of a bitch stole my line

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on Mar 12, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Also..

I think I heard that he originally had some kind of subplot involving the FBI and car chases and whatnot in the script.

So props to him for doing what he did at age 27 but it was probably someone in their late thirties who stepped in and said, “No, dude. You just need a pretty girl in there.”

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 15, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cordero and Lincoln too

As I recall, I’m older than D and they are older than me. And Ramon Hernandez and I are the exact same age (to the day!)

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by Slyde on Mar 16, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't seem to quite have as good of control this time out

but he also faced much better hitters than Monday, and performed well.

Didn’t seem like Furcal’s “hit” was really a hit, more of an error, so 2 IP, no walks, 1 real hit, 2 Ks

Not bad at all

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by nycredsfan on Mar 12, 2010 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

Fay reportes called strike 3 to Blake was an 83mph changeup

that makes me happy

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by nycredsfan on Mar 12, 2010 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

it was pretty to watch

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Aww crap this is on MLB.tv???

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by chazzilla on Mar 12, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Any sliders in there?

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 12, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

dunno, but Fay's report of the sequence of pitches to strike out Kemp was:

100, 85, 99, 87, 83, 97, 90

Last pitch was a slider. That just doesn’t seem fair.

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by nycredsfan on Mar 12, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Crazy

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 12, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

that really isn't fair

his slowest pitch is harder than DRH’s fasted pitch.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm talking more about the change in speed

Start with crazy heat, then drop 15, up 14, drop 12, 4 more, up 14, then something in the middle with movement.

I Crazy Heart him.

/Bridges’d

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by nycredsfan on Mar 12, 2010 5:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i realized that

but i was making a further observation.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Further weirdness

in that DRH has been one of the most effective relievers the Reds have employed in recent years.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 12, 2010 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Last year it was nice to have a choice in the late innings between

Weathers, Rhodes, DRH, and Masset. Plus CoCo to close it out in the 9th.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

should be easy to figure out

For someone with a utility belt, at least. Just take out Janish’s innings.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 12, 2010 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Burton was nails for a couple of years

I’m nervous about Herrera this year, as much as I like him

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by Cy Schourek on Mar 12, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

little guys can get the job done too

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Is TWSS?

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by jch24 on Mar 12, 2010 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

you should know the answer to that

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 13, 2010 2:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm nervous about him too

but the fact that he was able to sustain his success throughout last year was encouraging.

by sharks on Mar 12, 2010 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah that's absurd.

I just logged onto RR to talk about this. 90mph that bends a foot? That’s really not fair.

by Jake Liscow on Mar 12, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That's...

something. I don’t know what it is, but it’s something!

If he can do that to big leaguers, why send him to AA?

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by kazahani2 on Mar 13, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

would you make a $30M decision based on 5 examples?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 13, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

umm....

maybe?

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by kazahani2 on Mar 13, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Cueto pitched out of his mind in 2008 and made the rotation out of spring training

but he had a nice body of minor league work on his resume. Chapman doesn’t have that. Send him down to AA and let him dominate in AA and AAA and knock down the door in Cincinnati. He is a $30M investment, so no reason to increase the odds of losing that investment.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 13, 2010 12:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That, my friends, is what we call a sound argument.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Mar 13, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Well put, J

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by jch24 on Mar 13, 2010 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Why's that?

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by crolfer on Mar 13, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

want to explain?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 13, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

i just dont really get why everyone's saying it

this is the first time we’re seeing him. Why are we assuming he’s not ready for the majors? sure, you can only determine so much about spring training play, but you at least get to see the guy throw consistently. he throws 102, he’s obviously a physical freak. and lots of guys make the majors before the age of 22. the minors aren’t the only way to develop a guy; he’s been playing in Cuba for years.

I’m not saying he’s ready, I just don’t understand why everyone wants to assume he’s not. If he shows control this spring and consistently switches up a 102 fastball and a plus change and slider, then i want him in cincinnati.

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by boobs on Mar 13, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah i getcha

but history has told us that kids just dont walk right into the big leagues. sure, he played in Cuba, but we know next to nothing about the Cuban League. it may very well be true that he could start Opening Day and roll his way to a ROY. but the probability of that happening is slim to nil. i think we are perfectly logical in our skepticism because it’s just so darned unlikely that he is The One.

and on top of that, it makes too much fiscal sense for the Reds to start him in the minors. personally, i would LOVE to see him start in Cincy, especially if he’s the Game 2 starter. the problem is that he has to prove that he is ready for it. and frankly, there just isnt enough time in ST for him to prove that. but he’ll go to the minors and prove it and be up soon.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 13, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

this is very reasonable

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by boobs on Mar 13, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

my thoughts exactly

He may be ready to be a big league pitcher, but I want more proof than a few spring training appearances.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 13, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta be happy about how Arroyo has pitched since like last August

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 12, 2010 5:13 PM EST reply actions  

he wasn't clutch

He only pitched well after it didn’t matter.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Fisher has nice stuff

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 5:52 PM EST reply actions  

The Fisher King will be a salvation to the Reds Bullpen.

mark it down.

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by Cy Schourek on Mar 12, 2010 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

only if he can stop walking a batter every other inning

he has nice stuff but he couldn’t find the plate if his dinner were on it.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Pitching change?

I am guessing Fisher has reached his alloted number of pitches for the afternoon because this seems like a good time to let Fisher work himself out of trouble.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

Final:

Reds 3 Dodgers 2.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

hey justin

I just discovered that this happened. Did you know about it? How sad is it that we’re so damned young?

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by Cy Schourek on Mar 12, 2010 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

actually, this place is really bizarre

I had my picture taken outside the Kremlin right after I met with Putin and Kim Jong Il on some rocket negotiations. This would be me about … oh, 10 years ago, right around the corner from where that plane landed.

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by johnu1 on Mar 13, 2010 1:49 AM EST up reply actions  

sorry, but I think this picture is a bit too big. I will endeavor to be more careful.

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by johnu1 on Mar 13, 2010 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Told you we'd win.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

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