Cactus League Game 6 Thread: Brewers at Reds
This is a split-squad game for the Brewers as their main roster will be staying home to play the Oakland A's. We won't see too many regulars in the Brewers lineup in this one.
That's probably a good thing for Johnny Cueto, who was roughed up in his first spring outing last week. He did have 4 strikeouts in 2 innings and an error led to two of the four runs allowed to be marked as unearned. Still, would like to see Cueto come out and shutdown the Brewers down for 3 innings today - just to make me feel better.
Also on the mound for the Reds will be Nick Masset, Daniel Ray Herrera, Jared Burton, Enerio Del Rosario, Pedro Viola, and Logan Ondrusek.
Lineups are after the jump. No media coverage of the game today, so you'll just have to follow along on Gameday.
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A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 11, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
nope
their radio is at their other game
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by Slyde on Mar 11, 2010 2:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Good lord.
I am dealing with an absurdly high strung academic who somehow ended up in charge of the organizing committee for this conference. He can’t deal with not receiving a response to any e-mail he sends within a day, even when he gives a deadline several weeks off.
After the second one he sent out, I responded to say that yes, I received it, and would provide the other information well in advance of the deadline, and he immediately responded by FREAKING OUT. Holy crap.
How are everyone else’s annoying coworkers and colleagues doing?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
My kids cry and bitch a lot.
A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 11, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Employees
with a strong union.
A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 11, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i took a site survey of a high school
and witnessed a mammoth human being with special needs maul an aluminum shelf with his bare hands. he got all bloody. it was really sad.
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
Guh.
My bad days (whenever I next have them) just got better.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
most of mine either
had a stroke or are worried because somebody else did.
The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan
and to be honest
I’d find this funny it it wasn’t true.
The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan
My coworkers were great
when I had coworkers.
/sniff
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just kidding!
I’ve had some real pains in the ass to work with. One guy sold me out to my boss via email and then tried to act completely innocent. Um, dude, you copied me on the email!
I miss interacting with coworkers, but I like being able to be on here without feeling guilty that I’m not doing what I am paid to do!
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You should try owning your own buisness
It’s great if you want freedom. You have to have some skills to go along with all that free time, But everyone knows how to do SOMETHING. Best of all? It almost pays the rent!
Fuck guilt, it's overrated
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
sniff from you?
How do you think Ken and Scrabbles feel right about now?
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, those guys get paid?
And another thing. Are you/SB Nation buying tickets to the game 2? Or do me and Mrs 8 have to find empty seats with our bleacher tickets?
Game 2!
Drink!
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
gulp!
speaking of, any Columbusonianites interested in heading down for Game 2? we have a few folks interested, and hopefully Alan’s wife will let him borrow the van.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 11, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
The van is mine!
Well, it’s a company car. Boss bought it for me.
Getting out of the Capital City with it is the issue. A lot of it depends on the weather.. for Opening Day.
See.. if we get some pleasant weather then I’ll take my wife and kids. If it’s cold and rainy, I prolly won’t. So if I go to Opening Day with buddies then I prolly won’t also go to Game 2 with buddies. Not saying it won’t happen… but I won’t have a good idea about it all until maybe Opening Day Eve.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
right
so maybe you should ask her extra nicely to borrow the van? :)
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 11, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
Sick. I'm totally in if we're taking a van.
I was in before anyway, but I’m more totally in now!
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Mar 11, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
Settle down. I'm not BA Barraccus.
It’s a Town and Country. And I’l have to move a carseat or three if I’m taking Red Reporters. And you’ll have to move the Clifford books and I can’t be responsible for any dried french fries that end up smashed on your pants.
And don’t sit on that macaroni art!
It’s a whale!
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
twss
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
What about hand turkeys?
Are those fair game for destruction?
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Mar 11, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
Hand turkeys are SO November of last year.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
/not Reds'ed
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
which, if you are a normal parent
means they are currently stuffed in between the cushions of the couch. “I’ll get to that next week, I swear!”
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"And I'll put it the scrapbook I'm gonna...
CLOSE THE TOILET LID! SPATULAS STAY IN THE KITCHEN!"
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
we usually make everyone fend for themselves
typically plenty of good seats still available for game 2
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no idea yet
still nearly a month away. I’m certain we’ll have a big sign up sheet on the bulletin board outside the cafeteria when the time comes though.
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BUT WE NEED TO KNOW TODAY
Gray’s Colleague’d
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Mar 11, 2010 5:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The lazy, arrogant jerk I'm working with this week took 5 days without answering my HIGH PRIORITY EMAIL.
I finally marched down to his office, which prompted a visit later that day – a 5-minute conversation we should have had last week. I’ve spoken with his boss. He’s been written up, but he doesn’t know it yet.
And now I haven’t seen him in a few days AGAIN. I’m content doing the whole project alone, but when I need answers, he needs to do his fucking job before I publicly dress him down for his unprofessional approach and inexcusable chronic absence. Another supervisor asked me ab out the project, and we discussed it without Dr. Douchebag. I told him that I’d be happy to look over the graphic mock-ups so that his team didn’t get screwed over with last-minute changes, but that I had to be careful not to do Dr. Douchebag’s job for him. He understood.
I’m angry now, and need lunch beers.
Have a nice day, Gray! :)
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
i'd be pissed...
if i go a half day without getting an answer i take action. that ain’t cool… i wanna see mock-ups! can you share?
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
I'm never allowed to share mock-ups nor anything that is not final for air.
Which sadly means that few ever see my best work.
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
Dr. Douchebag just left my office.
He only showed up because I had sent an email explaining that I was leaving in an hour.
What a joke!
It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'd say, Petey ....
you aren’t inclined to own weapons, are you?
The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan

Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
green'd, and I want a higher res version please
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you sir, right click'd
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
There might be bigger out there if you look around.
twss
It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
Let the dog run loose at the park. Kids rode bikes and trikes.
Dropped the dog off at home before heading to another park for the spring’s first picnic: PBnJ bagels, pretzel rods and juice boxes.
Rocked the monkeybars.
So now all my coworkers and colleagues are exhausted and napping.
It’s gonna rain soon so I’m headed to the kitchen to make this winter’s last pot of chili.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
I am truly enjoying this imagery.
The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan
Hey! Johnu likes something!
(Thanks, johnu.)
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
I might want to insert
that just because I didn’t suck up to some really lame garage band on another thread doesn’t mean I don’t like things. I just don’t like “bad” things.
The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan
my coworker broke up with her boyfriend last night
and wants me to close for her today.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 11, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
normally i would
but i have plans to watch movies with a buddy tonight. that’s not jerky of me, is it?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 11, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
tell her it's your mistress
and say how it’s hard for you to keep all of your women happy, but somehow you manage.
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Or you could tell her you're gonna play Mario Kart online.
With a five year-old.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
I'd totally do that
except that I’m afraid that I’d lose to the 5-year old.
Seriously though, I’d be down for that sometime, maybe next week!
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Cool.
Does your play?
Scrabbles sent me his friend code so we’ll all get this going soon. 7pmish Tuesday or Wednesday?
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
negatory
My kid does not play – he’s only 3.5, so most wii games are outside his abilities still. And 7pmish doesn’t work for me. That’s prime keeping my kid out of my pregnant wife’s hair time.
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Okay. Later is actually better for us.
That way I can enforce ‘bedtime’ before one hour of Wii begins to turn into two.
Scrabbles and I will add your to our logistics emails.
And congrats on the pregnancy! Everything going okay? When’s the arbitration clock start for this prospect?
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
Er'thing's smoove
She’s due August 8th (8/8!). Still waiting on the sex of the baby, but we’re pretty sure it’s human.
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Are you a parent?
Things are different these days.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
A parent-ly.
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, that's smooth!
(Not actually a Yacht Rock thing. I just really enjoy that song from a decade ago by Fun Loving Criminals.)
by Brendanukkah on Mar 12, 2010 1:46 AM EST up reply actions
Saturday evening might work for us.
Especially if it’s still raining.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
ha ha I tried this
and as much as the puritans say “I don’t want to hear the details,” they all wait anxiously for more. So I tell them what they want to hear. It’s a blast!
The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan
restore her faith in men by telling her you would if she looked cuter today.
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
by GrooveLeg on Mar 11, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Every time this lady gets a customer on the phone with a sense of humor, this place turns into the Apollo
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Mar 11, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's racist!
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
my coworkers leave the room to talk on the phone
they’re usually gone for 40 minutes but no work gets left behind.
The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan
I'm trying to organize a jazz festival at my school. Excuses I've heard for why a band teacher can't bring his/her band for a couple hours on a Saturday to play and hear some music:
1-Band member has a confirmation that day
2-Wife is having a baby in 2 months (one month after the festival)
3-Director is having back trouble
4-Not sure I can get a (free) school bus to drive the kids over
5-Having family issues
6-Kid has a lacrosse game that morning
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle
5 bands, had 6 but the family problems guy backed out.
I really need 2 more bands to make it legit and cover my costs.
I’ve been whoring myself all over Nassau County for the past two weeks trying to build interest.
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle
In HS as a freshman I went on a trip to Notre Dame for their Collegiate Jazz Festival.
We took the school’s band bus and were gone the whole weekend.
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
I played jazz for a couple years.
Fun stuff.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
the last year my high school jazz band traveled to New York City
was the year before I joined.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
I almost passed out at work.
Dealt with 9 women all day, so it was eh.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Last night, there was a gigantic roach running around
Being the only male employee around, I was called on to squish it. Which I did, swiftly, ruthlessly, and efficiently. I felt very manly afterwards.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 12, 2010 1:41 AM EST up reply actions

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 7:52 AM EST up reply actions
So, about today's game ....
I see our young Valaika is in the lineup. A nice touch.
The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan
Jody Gerut stepping in
and… that happened.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:07 PM EST reply actions
oh you just made it up about "that"
The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan
Nothing else happening yet
but something could. Updates as events warrant.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
Sometimes, nothing does happen
in which case, updates would still be quite useful.
The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan
But if nothing continues to happen
Then we need to set a time interval at which to report on the nothing, seeing as how nothing is perpetual.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
we could watch cartoons, I suppose
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The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan
that looks just awful
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
i just found out that the "that happened" play-by-play was john mayer...
i was stunned to find out that it was fake. it’s rare that i don’t sniff that out right off the bat. even if i’m dead wrong, i always call FAKE on things on the internetz.
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
It's a pretty good video
John Mayer might be in the running for funniest douchebag.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Better
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
Though the stuff he said in that Playboy interview
put him beyond the realm of mere douche
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
here
http://www.playboy.com/articles/john-mayer-playboy-interview/index.html?page=2
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
busted link
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
it works for me just fine.
not sure what else i can do.
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
Yep, nothing wrong with the link...
Some people might have playboy.com blocked at work.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
It's generally a bad idea to try and go there at work.
Bosses rarely buy the “I like reading the articles” bit.
No degree of prosperity can be sufficient to eliminate all misfortune, and sloth is impervious to opportunity.
That's why you go to your porn sites on your boss's computer.
Geez, thought everyone knew that.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
I busted something all right.
(not really, I’m at work…)
by New Red Machine on Mar 11, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
What else should you call something you have to do everyday?
Chores are work aren’t they?
by New Red Machine on Mar 11, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Cumb'd.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
I am glad I didn't absent-midedly click that...
I’m pretty sure I saw something about ‘no porn’ during one of the 400 training exercises.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I was talking about my job. I don't think Mizzou cares.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
true.
but i’ve heard worse in my circle of friends and i laugh at them so…
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
Right
but when it’s among friends, it’s in a high-context situation. And there’s something about saying horrible things to your buddies for shock value. Public figures in published interviews are a kinda different thing.
the medium is the message
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
which reminds me
I’d like a massage
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
we've got a congresscritter we're not using
He likes giving massages.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Massa likes Massages?
Limbaugh likes entendres!
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Oh, Joy Behar!!
I forgot about her. Is she still relavent?
No degree of prosperity can be sufficient to eliminate all misfortune, and sloth is impervious to opportunity.
She's still televised to millions of women each day.
It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 12, 2010 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
Like Derek Jeter.
(Cheap shot. He’s coming off a pretty good season.)
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 8:02 AM EST up reply actions
The reporters drink with the guys, laugh, tell off-color jokes, and ply them for hours.
Then they pick the most controversial blurbs, publish them without context, and they can anyone can end up looking bad.
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
That may be true
but it’s hard to imagine what context would salvage some of the things he said in those interviews. Also hard to imagine stage-managed celebrities would forget they were in the presence of a reporter. And if you strip away the poor choices of word, the content of his remarks is probably still offensive — or at least horribly ill-advised.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
You maybe would make an allowance for a new guy - but Mayer's been around for awhile.
If it was a matter of letting his guard down, he should have known better.
IAN! I'm on traain!
I haven't read the atricle yet.
Cuz I don’t really care. :P
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
Not worth it
Just like most things. If you already hated him, it’s not going to change much. If you liked, you’ve read the article.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
He's always been really funn and self-effacing on Jimmy Kimmel.
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
He dressed up at his own concerts in a bear costume...
or something.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
oh dude don't get me wrong.
making that kind of shit public is never cool. especially so flippantly. but when i take a step back and think about what i have said and what i have laughed at, i can’t really judge too harshly.
he was being way too affable and it totally backfired. but i can’t say it makes me hate the guy.
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
Ok, well, John Mayer isn't a racist then.
He’s still a douchebag…
No degree of prosperity can be sufficient to eliminate all misfortune, and sloth is impervious to opportunity.
yeah probably. and he's probably a little bit racist, but who isn't?
i don’t know. i still like him. i think he’s a phenomenal musician, he’s funny as shit, likes to party, dates hot women then kicks them to the curb. he’s cool.
it’s not like he raped somebody… he just used bad judgment in a playboy interview and he has to pay the price. no big deal to me.
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
Is he as bad as Dave?
A friend just suggested that I should check him out. But this friend also really likes Dave. And I do not.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Evil implies malicious intent.
Mayer is just a harmless douchebag.
No degree of prosperity can be sufficient to eliminate all misfortune, and sloth is impervious to opportunity.
Eh, I was referencing a music debate around here a few weeks ago
Neither is evil. Just their fanbases.
muahahahahahahahahaha
sleep with one eye open tonight, ken
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle
'Banal' is a good word for Dave and (I'm assuming) John.
Why can’t fans of this type of music just get a Ray LaMontagne CD and say, “That’s it. I’m not going to any more vanilla than this guy.”
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
the type of john mayer music i like is his blues stuff.
the pop songs are ok and do showcase some of his true talent but his Trio stuff is eye-poppingly good. he’s a fantastic guitar player.
i try not to associate the artist with the fan base and let the music/performance speak for itself. dave’s act is just too broadway showtunes-y for me.
Running out to frontyard laughing! -Fat Vegas Alan
I try not to associate the artist with the fan base and let the music/performance speak for itself.
I appreciate that. But sometimes I feel like some artists fan base just swells and swells and I don’t know why and the fan base doesn’t either. That shouldn’t bother me as much as it does. But it does.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
what you're describing is a very real thing.
that kind of thing will keep me from seeing certain bands live. i can’t stand hipsters so i’m really picky about which shows i go see. likewise for hippies and brosephs. i still like the music that appeals to their subcultures but trust me, i know what you’re saying…
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So you're the guy
wearing the ICP shirt at the DMB concert?
by New Red Machine on Mar 11, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
ICP? DMB?
back in my day we had BTO. their big hit was TCB.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 11, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
did somebody
say ICP?
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Out there.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
No, I hear ya.
I was just reminding you that the Reds are in the desert.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Hard to call a ball game from the golf course.
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by BK on Mar 11, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Those tomato plants don't grow themselves, you know.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Like the nickname
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
they only call games on the weekends
that’s how it has been in ST for years
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At least until the final week of ST or so.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
I voulenteer to go do live PBP from all non-WLW spring training games next year.
But MLB would be pissed, the Reds would be pissed, and I don’t think we could raise the necessary cash.
That, and I’d show all the other PBP and color guys up with my sharp tongue and gift for gab, which they would not like.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
Is it copywright infringement if you're doing your own live PBP?
It’s not, right?
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
I think that any dissemination of the events would be seen as infringement.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
“Any account and descriptions of this game may not be disseminated without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball.”
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
You know, I kinda wonder about that sort of thing
Could a volunteer actually pull that off, what with all this newfangled tech stuff out there?
And on top of that, what about press credentials? Could we actually get, y’know, a Red Reporter Reporter? We’ve all got spellcheck, which is more than Fay can say…
The more I think about it, the more I'd like to do it.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
I'd support it
but it might be duplicating the efforts of C. Trent, at least as far as online-based content is concerned. CNATI is doing a hell of a job so far. He’s got beat reporter access to the team and they’ve had video on a daily basis, well-composed photo galleries, live game blogging and full length recaps and feature stories.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
audio > delayed blogging
And if I had a press credential, I’d provide the same content while being more colorful and sabermetric.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think you can do that though
even with a press credential. I would think WLW has the exclusive rights to broadcast games.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
hmmm
Don’t we constantly break the "Any account and descriptions of this game may not be disseminated without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball" rule in gameday threads?
Yeah
That’s why CTrent stopped liveblogging games and started delayedblogging games.
by New Red Machine on Mar 11, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
So posting what happened during an inning after the inning is over is safe?
Sheldon, Fay and C. Trent all twitter too. I wonder if you could post your audio PBP on delay?
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Strictly construed, that rule would prevent us from doing game recaps
I’m sure MLB has some leeway in enforcing their rule.
Perhaps they do not see RR as competition
but rather a community that is promoting their product, even if indirectly.
Then again, so would a RR PBP.
Also, am I the only one who would listen to a ST RR PBP game on delay? I’d prefer delayed audio PBP to Gameday.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
It probably becomes copyright infringement in their eyes at a certain tipping point
in which the potential competition to their exclusively licensed content is seen as great than the free promotion. And it’s not just MLB, it’s WLW as a licensee of MLB. As soon as you’re approaching a potentially profitable product that approaches theirs, you’re on their turf. It doesn’t matter if you’re doing it for free or they aren’t doing weekday games. I’m sure they’d be on it. Not saying it should be the way of things, but that’s what I suspect is true.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
I think if you’re describing in text the basics of what happened on some kind of delay – for instance, after it happens on gameday – MLB has more interest in stoking your fandom that suing you for IP law violation.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
That is moving into a grey area
MLB tried to collect royalties from fantasy leagues, saying that stats are MLB property, and that was struck down in court. So I feel like game recaps would fall into the same category.
I think what makes Cnati, Fay’s, and Hal’s blogs different are they are actually live at the game.
A 2008 Enquirer article about baseball and new media.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Mar 12, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, you'd probably have to
disassociate your ‘webcast’ from any for-profit entity, create your own independent “Pete’s Arizona Vacation” blog and then preface nearly everything you say with, “Friends, let me tell you what I’m seeing now…” or some shit like that.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
true
but the cool part of the internet isn’t “let’s get people who lost their job to keep doing their job,” it’s the democratization of the whole process. If there’s another guy who can do some aspect of it better, there’s no reason why they shouldn’t.
I guess my contention is that the need is being pretty well served
but if there’s another angle to take or you can best C. Trent’s product with better writing, better media and better presentation then the internet definitely makes it more expedient to do so.
The democratization already allows us to start an infinity of blogs about the Reds and post an infinity of comments on Red Reporter. Red Reporter has the best community and is not constrained from what it can publish by the need for access. C. Trent occupies a nice middle territory between RR and Fay in sensibility. So if that’s the spectrum, then you’d have to figure out where the niche is.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
i agree.
for what it is and what it strives to be, CNati is pretty underwhelming.
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I don't think we agree if that's what you think
CNati has been really good thus far.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
i really can't disagree with ken
but the coverage of everything else is not even close to what it is for the Reds. CNati still competes with the big boys but the big boys have their best people on all sports. the coverage for college and bengals has seen a huge dropoff since ST started and if Trent wants to boast his site as “the future of sports journalism” he’s going to have to not spread himself so thin when it comes to those other areas.
i do think they have the right idea though. it will be interesting to see what happens in the coming years.
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We're all sitting here for the 2nd day in a row, wishing that there was a live audio feed, complete with commericials.
That does not strike me as “well-served.”
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly.
The nine of us want more!
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
But in terms of what's possible
If there was a demand for that, in any major sense, WLW would step in.
It would be nice if they were more forward-thinking about it though. They could take on someone like C. Trent, but with PBP skills, who was self-financed (meaning they don’t have to invest capital) and spin off something that started as a web feed via subsciption for the weekday games. It could be branded differently so as not to be “official” coverage. That’d probably cut into Marty’s contract though.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
It is pretty cool that the only thing that's standing in the way is contracts
I mean, at this point, virtually any old jerk off the street could walk into a stadium with a laptop, call the game, and broadcast it live.
And that would be bad....why?
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
It wouldn't be in theory
It should be a meritocracy. But MLB guards their copyright jealously. A lot of that is simply to maximize profits for their legal monopoly. But if media licensing went away in MLB only, I wonder what effect it would have on the viability of the league.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
Red Reporter is the one Reds site I actually get excited about when there’s a new post. A good combination of news, analysis, and intelligent, funny discussion. I appreciate the fact that almost all of our news comes from other sources like C. Trent and Fay, but I can’t help but wonder what it’d be like if we had one of Our Guys on the beat, too.
I feel the same way
I guess the challenge is to do something different than C. Trent and Fay, while cultivating the access that justifies being on the beat in the first place. There’s nothing about the actual game events or statistics that can’t be done from home. Being on the beat would mean have to mean breaking stories, finding out what BP thinks about something and uncovering the machinations of the front office — and there’s a danger of becoming beholden to maintain the access that makes it a worthwhile endeavor.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
I'll say this, because I've actually thought a lot about this for 5 years now
I don’t see the advantage having access to the same quotes that we get from CTR or Fay or Hal. Even if we were a legit news organization that got equal time, we’d still be hearing the exact same words as everyone else.
And if we decided to walk our own path and do our own individual interviews, the majority of players are experts at canned responses. I’m not saying that we couldn’t do something slightly different, but just because I (or someone else) gets the chance to ask Dusty about on base percentage or Phillips about being selfish or Bruce about his fantastic hair doesn’t mean that we’re going to get anything but a weak, uninformative response.
That’s just my two cents. I’d love more access, but I don’t think more access necessarily means more informed.
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definitely
believe me, I’d love to have more involvement with the team, but I’m not sure what that would really mean outside of breaking news faster. Otherwise, I think we’d basically be in the same boat we are now.
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It kinda makes you wonder how much journalism is involved in this whole racket
Sheldon is a “beat reporter” for the MLB. How far away is that from publicist, really? Fay’s command of the english language is tenuous at best and, speaking from a purely objective standpoint here, Hal is blind. (his years and years of service, plus relationships with the organization make his coverage terrific, of course.)
I’m not sure what point I’m trying to make here, btw. just thinking out loud.
There's not exactly much news to break...
I mean, it’s a baseball team. If the reporters went away but the team just had a publicist post everything important to their website, would we really be any worse off?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
worse yet
It’s a particularly glacial team. It’s not like these guys are in on every move that comes around. News for the Reds is few and far between.
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Sometimes i need to remind myself “The Cincinnati Reds” is a business, plain and simple. The games are there to get people in the stands and buy giant foam fingers.
I wonder if I did live PBP on games they don't cover
and kept doing plugs for MLB.com, reds.com, WLW, the in-stadium advertisers, Gameday Audio, MLB.tv, and MLB Extra Innings if they’d leave me alone for a while…
prolly not.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
Wasn't there a big outcry
over bloggers liveblogging from games not too long ago?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
yeah, CTrent made a big deal of it
apparently the rule was you couldn’t post anything until after the inning was over, so he’d post snotty stuff in past tense right after the inning ended.
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Well nothing matters in a cosmic sense
Baseball, doubly so.
It would certainly be an uphill battle getting and maintaining sufficient access, then separate interviews, asking interesting questions that elicited interesting answers. And the returns would be underwhelming to start.
But if you could get access to some pressers and were able to gradually change the culture as people retire and eventually install a modern day Ring Lardner as beat reporter with a sabermetric Vin Scully in the booth, following the Reds would be a lot more enjoyable — if that sort of thing matters to you.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
You know what?
I think we’re thinking about this the wrong way.
Let’s just get someone there to do, live and in person, what we do here. Make fun of EVERYTHING.
Gameday is saying Cueto only threw 3 pitches in the first...
Is that true?
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on ST gameday
a ball in play = 1 pitch
a strikeout = 3 pitches
a walk = 4 pitches
The don’t track pitches otherwise.
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Is the site hanging for you all?
Auto-refresh is not working in any of the threads and it looks like it is because sitemeter is trying to load.
Stupid sitemeter!
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Good here.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Valaika strikes out
with RISP
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to end the inning...
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I really wish Wlad was awesome enough to deserve a nickname.
So i could call him the Impaler…
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My Bladdy Valentin
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
The Rays signed a top Cuban prospect.
But theirs is not a fireballin’ lefty. And his name is Leslie.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
oh darn. i was excited there for a minute.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 11, 2010 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
And now we all are.
yummy yum yum
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
Wlad's been making the most of it so far
I don’t think there’re going to be any surprises in the outfield.
As near as I can tell, we’re looking at Maloney v. Lehr and Miles vs. Sutton.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:45 PM EST reply actions
Miles's finger update?
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Thought he was coming back in a day or two
Along with Burke
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
as was Burke
I’m rooting against them both. :P
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
likewise
The Bloomberg article comparing Sutton to Zobrist was intriguing – especially considering the fact that they’ve shared an instructor. Sutton could be a superutility guy at worst and provides some pop for a bench that’s going to be carrying, at intervals, Janish, Hanigan and Dickerson.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
you're going to love what we have for you this evening
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I did
Great get. You guys keep pumping out the hits, we’ll keep re-pumpin’ em.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
I'd say it's still Maloney v. Owings, but we'll see
If Burke comes back soon he could be in the mix for the utility role.
It'd be nice if Owings was in the race too
but there’s been no indication he is, from when they put him the pen toward the end of last season until now.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
it's a reasonable hunch
and he should be. We just haven’t heard about Owings in the conversation a whole lot and he gotten a starting role yet — early in the game, with potential to go more than one inning. Suggests they want to try something else in #5 spot.
Owings might not be there long anyway, considering Leake, Wood and Chapman. If they think he’s suited for the bullpen, it might make sense to have him there now and start carving out his role.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
Is Wlad making the roster?
Gomes, Bruce, CDick, Stubbs, and Wlad? Seems like I’m forgetting someone.
by New Red Machine on Mar 11, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
You ayre.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Hrmmm....who's dating Dusty's daughter?
Could the OD roster be:
1 Hernandez
2 Hanigan
3 Votto
4 Phillips
5 O-Cab
6 Rolen
7 Sutton
8 Janish
9 Bruce
10 Bladdy
11 Gomes
12 Stubby
13 C-Dick
14 Harang
15 Arroyo
16 Cueto
17 Bailey
18 5th starter (Maloney/Lehr)
19 Coco
20 Masset
21 Burton
22 Pocket Hercules Danny Ray Herrera
23 Rhodes
24 Fisher OR Lincoln
25 Owings
DL Bray
DL Miles
Do we have a backup 1Bman on the roster? I know the position is easy, but the only Reds players I see with any time at first besides Votto are Ramon Hernandez and Miguel Cairo. Um…that’s not great.
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
Miles is supposed to play today, so I doubt he starts the season on the DL
Raymoan can play 1st, and I bet Sutton or Gomes could in a pinch.
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by BK on Mar 11, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure ANY of the position players could man first in a pinch.
Does Dusty agree?
Can we buy Owings a first baseman’s mitt?
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
Can't remember where
But I read somewhere this ST that Dusty doesn’t want to use Hernandez at 1st this year. Wants someone else to be the backup. I’d imagine whichever of Sutton/Miles makes the roster would be the backup 1B.
by the finest muffins on Mar 11, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder what his reasoning is?
Ramon played a marvelous first base filling in for Prozac-boy last year…
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While hitting like my sister.
It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 12, 2010 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
didnt your mother ever tell you
not to pick on your sister like that?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 12, 2010 8:06 AM EST up reply actions
Gomes played 1b last spring training
and then never in the games that count. I still don’t get that.
But yeah, Sutton or Moan could do it, too.
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AVGs are plunging
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 3:54 PM EST reply actions
Dickerson ends the inning with a failed 2-out bunt single attempt.
HAVOC!
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Remember
The Reds reportedly had interest in Gary Mathews Jr. He fits Dusty’s leadoff centerfielder profile and would be Havoc 3.0.
by New Red Machine on Mar 11, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
that rumors coming from everyone but the Reds
Every time a Reds person is asked, their response is “We have 5 outfielders that I’d rather have than GMJ”
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/wolf'ed
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Votto 0-2 with a GIDP and K.
Still .000 on the season. I’m not used to following spring stats so it’s hard not to freak out.
by New Red Machine on Mar 11, 2010 4:21 PM EST reply actions
Dickerson is good at baseball
It just sucks that his skill-set is perfect for CF. I like Stubbs too and think he could have a big year.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Mar 11, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
CDick is my favorite field player on the Reds
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1-1 now
Not sure why Gameday charges an earned run to Burton. A throwing error was involved that kept that inning going. Though maybe the fact that Edmonds just got a 2 out hit makes the scorer assume the run would score. Or maybe Gameday is just wrong.
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Whew!
All is right again with the world.
by the finest muffins on Mar 11, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, thank God.
He must have found the Zoloft bottle…
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Line change
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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
I swear I'm sitting here figuring out how to best sell the scripts for 92 episodes of THE O.C. to the Czech Republic.
Along with Gossip Girl. And Full House.
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well, Full House practically sells itself, doesn't it?
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by Slyde on Mar 11, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
That's easy.
Just tell them to Czech them out.
by the finest muffins on Mar 11, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
that joke was slo-vaking bad
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by nycredsfan on Mar 11, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
More jokes like that
and you’ll go Hungary.
by ThePensive on Mar 11, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's okay, we can get him some Turkey.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Before this joke gets Moldova,
I wanna Russia to make a comment, so I don’t look like an unfunny Slov.
This attempt was a steaming load of Bulgaria.
It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
What are they going to do with scripts?
Translate them or something?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I think they sell the main format for the show, the storylines, and sometimes the theme music,
plus the original scripts and copies of the American version. Then they can change the script to their liking (local language and vernacular, along with swapping out pop culture references to more current or local references) and shoot it how they want, even videotaping it shot-for-shot if they desire.
I’ve seen eastern European versions of Perfect Strangers and Step by Step. I wish I could share, but I legally cannot. Perhaps youtube could oblige.
It’s really…something.
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
Seems like a bit of a pickle
to sell a premise of a bunch of spoiled asshole yet pretty rich kids in Orange County. I’d pay good money to see the Eastern European version of that.
A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 11, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
There's always a greener patch of land somewhere closer. :P
Or you could make the protagonist an anti-American immigrant living in the O.C.
Or you could make a Persian version called “Dubai.”
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
Prague.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
The Czech's are buying...believe me.

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 11, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
God, they're creepy looking.
They look like those two waifish kids under the Ghost of Christmas Present’s cloak. Ignorance and something.
by the finest muffins on Mar 11, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
Creed

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 11, 2010 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
Somebody cookin' soup?

Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
They were flat-out UGLY kids.
Creepier then.
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
And remember there used to only be one of them.
Creepy.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
Speaking of Olsons..
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Hope someone remembers to send 'em via FTD.
A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 11, 2010 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
BTW
The Reds are up 3-1 after 7 innings. Todd Frazier doubled and scored on an E6.
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And Joey Votto is good.
Some of you have apologies to work on.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
Joey is a forgiving badass
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by Slyde on Mar 11, 2010 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In Spring Training.
Come April, sonuvabitch’ll be unforgiving.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
Our Votto is a good Votto

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle
by nycredsfan on Mar 11, 2010 5:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
made with PhotoCanuck™
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
Corky Miller backwards K w/ bases loaded to end the inning.
Uncool.
Aroldis Chapman stars as...Dr. Chapstick!
The Basement Cat to Votto's Ceiling Cat
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
anybody have Tim Holland in the death pool?
Tim Holland, a world backgammon champion who was one of the most prominent competitors in the game’s modern heyday, has died. He was 79.
Holland died Wednesday.
The baseball-bat collision is violent and involves large forces which act over a very short time and which compress the ball to a fraction of its normal size. -- Alan M. Nathan
Checkmate!
It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
The good guys are on the verge of their first, and possibly last, winning record of the year.
Smoke ’em if ya got ’em!
It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.
technically no
The “B” game on Monday that Bailey started did not count towards the standings
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They lost that one, too.
I think he means since they’re 3-3, the “verge” part entails winning one more.
I thought they won that one
and I assumed “verge” meant that with this win they would be winners.
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It's games like this one, that may well make the difference in whether Cairo will RENT or BUY a condo in Louisville.
It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
Another fielding error by Alonso.
I’m starting to think that we trade Alonso to the AL. Perhaps along with END, as his stock has likely peaked, sadly.
It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.
And then Yonder turns a 3-6-3 DP to end the game and shut my hole up.
Reds final: 3-1 in Goodyear.
It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
Jose Arredondo is apparently #5 of the 5 cuts today
The others:
Danny Dorn, Alexander Smit, Chris Denove, and Brandon Yarbrough
Correct?
It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.
so is Danny Dorn gonna call Rob Stratton sobbing on the phone right now?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Say the nine of us!
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2010 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
wow, I only type the word "Reds" 900 times a day
I guess I actually flub it now and then
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Perhaps you should look at the occurrence as an outlier.
And pay more attention to the ones you got correct. :P
It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2010 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
Verducci'd
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Larkin
what number is he wearing? 11?
Just wondering…
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It would have to be, right?
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by BK on Mar 11, 2010 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
Votto with a homerun?
Glad he broke the hitless streak in a beig way. Ive been at work all day so I didn’t get to follow the game, but it just felt like a Votto homerun day lol. How about BP?
ty
well, he needs to rest up for his 40/40+ season
by Red_Poodle on Mar 11, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Good to see Cueto pitch better and ALWAYS a good thing to see star players get out of a little slump by knocking one out of the park.
Anyone know if today’s game is on the radio? Or will I be stuck stairing at my phone and/or computer?
I think after the first game of Spring Training
WLW only airs weekend games.
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 12, 2010 8:33 AM EST up reply actions
The last week or so they cover all games, IIRC.
It doesn't matter what you think, or what I think. It's what Dusty thinks that matters, and he's a knucklehead.
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 13, 2010 4:22 AM EST up reply actions
I wanna say that's right.
But I’m also thinking that maybe that was the way it used to be and that’s not done anymore?
"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 13, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
I was browsing ST pics at cincinnati.com
and I barely recognized Votto in this shot, I’m not really sure why:
Maybe it is because of the slightly longer hair and because he’s not wearing a hat, but I was definitely reading Christian Bale from that picture. This is the kind of indepth posts you can look forward to this season
he does look different
I think it’s because from that angle, you can’t really see his eyebrows.
And is that Janish at left?
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caption doesn't say
but it certainly looks like him. Too bad he is so obscured by hat and sunglasses.

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