Super Bowl XLIV
It's only five hours away, and since pregame coverage started almost four hours ago, I don't think it's too early for a Colts-Saints thread. So here are some ideas to ruminate on before the commercials start.
1. Who are you rooting for?
2. Who has a better game: Brees or Manning?
3. Whose wife is hotter: Brees or Manning?
4. What's your favorite commercial from Super Bowls past?
5. What are your predictions for the score?
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First!
I don’t care about this game. :P
What did you expect? It's the internet. Some of us are full of crap.
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2010 2:05 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
God, I fucking love this site.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 2:06 PM EST reply actions
Are all Colts fans enlarged to show detail?
Is that what the deal is?
by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 2:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Manning is my middle name. I like my middle name.
Brees has the way better name. Manning’s is like vomit in my ears.
And to answer your questions:
1. Who are you rooting for? Who Dat and Breesus — Fuck Fetushead and the Fat Humps
2. Who has a better game: Brees or Manning? — Feetushead
3. Whose wife is hotter: Brees or Manning? — I would have 2 say bof
4. What’s your favorite commercial from Super Bowls past? — This one
5. What are your predictions for the score? — Drunken Cajuns 31 Fat Humps 27
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 2:13 PM EST reply actions
Ask and you shall receive
1. Who are you rooting for? The Saints
2. Who has a better game: Brees or Manning? With the ladies, or throwin’ the football? I’m guessing Brees has a better QB rating for this game.
3. Whose wife is hotter: Brees or Manning? Neither. Both were accomplished QBs in college, yet that’s the best they can do? WTF?! Did they both knock those broads up, and then get stuck with them?
4. What’s your favorite commercial from Super Bowls past? My least favorite is the Tebow commercial. Just saw it. Him and his mom Pam. Fuck both of them. As for my favorite, wasn’t Terry Tate, Office Linebacker a Super Bowl commercial? It was a damn fine commercial.
5. What are your predictions for the score? The Madden simulation said 35-31 (or was it 35-30?), and I think I’ll go with Saints 30 – Colts 27.
Damn. One point difference, sir.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
I see 3 TDs, 3 FGs from the Saints
And obviously 1 less FG from the Colts. I think the Colts wish Vinatieri was healthy for this contest.
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 7, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Well, that is upsetting to hear.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
I'm at my parents for the super bowl
my mom bought Landshark because it is buffett affiliated and she assumed I would like it. i though it was pretty nice :-)
i think she should wear less revealing outfits
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Or he has and did.
And is just a dirty man.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
imagine tHan in a skirt
and a foot shorter.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
does she have a Flintstones tat on her back?
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
/runs off to the bathroom holding his junk
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
I think
hell would freeze over before my mom bought me beer.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Not Irish, German or Catholic are we?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
not a Westsider
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Definitely not.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
That shit is terrible
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
It is the Coconut Pete of beers
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
it is literally the only beer ive ever had that i did not like
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
I'd rather drink Burger than LandShark
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
Ah. 'Spect
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
I'd drink it before Landshark
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
1. Who are you rooting for? Whoever’s playing the Colts.
2. Who has a better game: Brees or Manning? Brees.
3. Whose wife is hotter: Brees or Manning? Meh.
4. What’s your favorite commercial from Super Bowls past? That Apple commercial Ridley Scotd did.
5. What are your predictions for the score? Saints 17 – Colts 14
Okay fools, my co-worker and his wife are picking me up in 20
and we’re going to a bar that’s serving $3 pitchers and 25 cent wings all day — and is giving out free food at halftime.
I plan on being very, very drunk and will come back to this thread later this evening in an attempt to post a Justin-quality comment later this evening.
You’ve all been warned.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:17 PM EST reply actions
No interwebs at the bar.
But Ash has confirmed that she will call me this evening and tell me to post something if I forget!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
My gift to RedReporter.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you Santa Ash!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
Altruism at its finest
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
she must've gotten
vaccinated when she was little
by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You're on fire
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Probably not a good idea
It’ll be too hard to clean up the aftermath.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
guilt by association
yet another banishment courtesy of jay cee aych.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
sukr
would probably like to analyze westie. he does that…
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
I wanna hang out with you
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I don't like either of these teams
I wish they could both lose.
I got 3 and 4 in the office “Super Bowl Squares” pool, so I guess I’ll just be rooting for that score.
My favorite Super Bowl commercial is the one with the zebra in the replay booth.
I also loved the original football Clydesdale ad, where one cowboy asks the other, “Do they always do this?” “No, sometimes they go for two.” But that was played so much it kind of wore out its appeal.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I'm within you on these two teams. I'm rooting for a out-of-season hurricane.
/realizes that the Saints are in the game, still makes the joke
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
I've started early.
12-pack of PBR for $4!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Data
Saints – N’Awlins has better cuisine. Jambalaya, Gumbo, Etouffe, Crawfish boil, Beignets, Chicory Coffee, Bananas Foster.
Saints win 44- 41, on a missed FG at the gun by Vinateri due to bad snap.
The Who are gonna look old and Pete better not smash a guitar at the end of the last song.
Brees wife is hotter. And blonder.
Best commercial was the original Bud Bowl. Too bad they don’t do that still… Bud Select would be on a 4 year championship over shittay Bud and Bud Light.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
then why'd you say it was brilliant?
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I hope Pete does smash his guitar -- right across someones FACE
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Bud Select is the world's best cheap beer.
unless you count yuengling.
so Bud select is the world’s best cheap beer i can go to kroger and buy
I'm very happy with the Rolling Rock I bought for $5.69 a 6er
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
you've never had bud select?
crikey!!!!
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
It's, shockingly, one area in which obc wasn't completely wrong.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
i always said you were the quiet, smart one!!!
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
It's great if you like Bud Light because it tastes exactly the same
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
I have some of that in my fridge too!
My other co-worker left it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
you're drinking PBR when you have Bud Select?
now i understand why you attend OSU, errrr, Ohio A&M
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
No, I don't have Bud Select.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
oh, rolling rock
mea culpa
i dont get the hipster doofus love for PBR. its gawdawful.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
on ash's birthday we took a trip to mainstrasse
obc says “i’m gonna buy you a beer”
I say “Awesome!”
Obc comes back with cans of PBR.
I didn’t care because it was free! Tasted pretty good that night.
that was funny
i went bottom shelf at the Cock and Bull.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Is there a joke there I'm missing?
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
its often the cheapest bottled beer at the bar.
at least, it used to be
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
When does Yuengling NOT count!?
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
It does kind of suck that I can't use JCH for this purpose anymore. :(
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Who wants to step foot in West "By God"?
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, now you're just left with using me for dirty naughty awful sex
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Remember that I say this out of love...
I’D RATHER HAVE THE BEER!!!
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You work for a car dealer, use one of their rides and gas cards!
I’m making a trip to the dirty souf in late March, if ya wink at me just right I might bring you some back.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I almost always get Lager
But I got Yuengling Premium the other day bc it was a little cheaper. Not bad.
by ken on Feb 7, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
fairly obvious, no?
he likes that pumpkin ale also.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Yuengling Bock is pretty damn tasty
Although the only place I had it was at the 9:30 Club where it cost $8.50. Gah!
Yes, but nothing cheap
The 9:30 Club has a good beer selection, including Dogfish Head Raison d’Etre, but charges a lot. You’ll be paying $5 for a regular Yuengling.
Never been
But isn’t that the place with really good bands? Is that part of the cost?
by ken on Feb 7, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
One would hope that the ticket costs help cover that
Because those are not so very cheap either. And yeah, it’s got good bands, but it’s not much of a venue. I prefer the Rock and Roll Hotel and the Black Cat, which also gets good bands, but the 9:30 Club gets the bigger acts.
Dogfish Head Raison d’Etre
is awesome! I bought a bottle of it a month or so ago when i did one of those “make your own 6 pack” at Party city.
Was like 3 bucks a bottle there and definitely worth it.
$18/6 pack?
you’ve officially lost your damn mind.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
STUPOR BOWL!!!
Saints 30 Colts 24
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
And you're the only person in America with that opinion
Get bent, fuckface. :)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
What does that even mean?
Get bent, fuckface?
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 8, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure either
jch claims it was an euphemism translated from ancient Hittite with regards to certain acts of sodomy. The details are fuzzy but the intent is to verbally insult a friend while smiling and slapping him on the back simultaneously.
'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."
Sarah Palin
jeremy shockey looks like kurt cobain all puffed up
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
I wonder how he felt changing his name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
ray maluaga to enter rehab end of month
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Will they take a trade of an Odell Thurman jersey?
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Aw.
What about David Pollack?
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
I bet you didn't even ask them
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
Shame on all of you for not rec'ing this
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
please please please pleasex please
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
um, freudian slip?
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I don't mean to derail this with politics...
but did you read about the notes she wrote on her hand for the talk she gave yesterday?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
nope
Katie Couric interviews Barack Obama at 430 on the pregame show.
im sure that won’t be a fluff piece. im looking for some hard hitting, confrontational questions. who said journalism was dead?!?
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
i dont know if this is in reference to the palin interview or not
but “What newspapers do you read” isn’t exactly confrontational
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
i watched that fight
he got hit with an unintentional elbow in the second round
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
When does this game start?
Has the 2012 Presidential race started yet?
Who is Man Mountain rooting for?
Why isn’t anyone talking about Akili Smith
Anybody else rooting for the Saints?
Did you guys see how Syracuse decided to crush UC in the last 8 minutes of the game?
Here’s a nice Icon of the Saints
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Hey now what do you guys want to rap about?
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980
top o' the mortem
i’m still waiting to receive payment from four people, but i can safely say at this point that there will be 22 contestants this year, one more than last. ill post the rosters when i have all the money.
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
My Goddamn check is on its way to you.
Prolly show up tomorrow…best to put it in your account of Tuesday…you can never be too sure about checks.
blwo me ‘tHan – I’m old and fucking poor…
I need to win this pool, more than you know
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980
might want to confirm funds availability on that check, boobs
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
fyi
this is the reason i dont want people to pay cash. of the four people still outstanding, if one of them sent it and it was cash, and if i never get it, someone’s out $10. with a check, you can just cancel it and re-send.
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
i don't even know if i have checks
it’s been years since i’ve written one.
i trust the postal service!
i coulda paid with paypal
but you wouldn’t have gotten the full ten bucks!
money orders suck. i’d rather risk losing the 10 dollars.
If they were from her ultrasound
She’d look just like him!
by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm curious....will this still happen?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Your wife defriended me and I didn't even say anything bad about the Colts
She is mean, and a poor sport. :)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
She has pictures?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
i always pay out in those postal money orders
whatever theyre called
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
postal money orders are inconvenient and often forgeries
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
why not just mail someone a check via your bank's online bill payment?
no fee for the money order or the stamp.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
the fee is negligible
and the online bill payment takes like a week to send
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
plus the money sits all year as cash
so i already have to go out to do something with it. the easiest way for me to do it is it go to the post office and buy a money order for, like a dollar
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
You purposefully schedule them on bowling nights!!!
BTW – I thought its BBQ night now…
and speaking of chili – Sarah Palin has been quoted on chii (not Chile);
“The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there.”
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/G/m/H/2/palin-scream.jpg
i believe jch would enjoy having sarah palin
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
She's more up your alley
I’d imagine she never uses money orders.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Menu
100 shrimp cocktail platter
chili cheese dip
bbq meatballs
wasabi cheese ball
edamame
smoked brie cheese
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Obamaspeak
“Jobs were my number one focus last year”
plllllluhhhhhhhhh. Well done.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Is that why I had one at the beginning of last year, and now I don't?
Not that that’s Obama’s fault. Times are tough.
I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71
shitfire
what does this have to do with the NFL? how long is this going to run?
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
katie couric reminds me of Mary Lou Retton
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Arlene Francis looks better that Tricia Mackie
And Arlene’s been dead 9 years…

'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."
Sarah Palin
i've always thought of this as a bad phil collins knockoff song
i have no idea why he’s performing on the pregame show
Steve Winwood sucks SAX
err blows sax
'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."
Sarah Palin
sad
Cincy Jungle has a SB thread up since 230pm. 3 comments.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
blah
Cowher interviews Plaxico and upon first seeing him gives him a hug.
Journalistic integrity!!!
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Probably the madrid Times
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'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."
Sarah Palin
more than an hour before gametime
and already a “Peyton’s Place” joke. ew.
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
No "Payton's Place" for the Saints?
They’re slacking.
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
Look Peyton, Eli and Archie are all from New Orleans...
Saints win and the Mannings get kudos fro being local boys.
'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."
Sarah Palin
Well, not EVERY time, right?

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
New Orleans drowned in a hurricane is preferable to Indianapolis
by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 5:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Where's Dave From Louisville tonight?
it’d be nice to have someone else here rooting for the colts.
MixFMKyle is rooting for the Colts, but he is actually at the game
You got me, pal.
And I brought Oreos! (Not DoubleStuf, though, sorry idiotic Manning Bros. commercials.)
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
Just got here
and it’s not looking good
You should follow me on twitter @DavefrmLville....the Onion does!
by Dave from Louisville on Feb 7, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
This song (well, not this particular version) is doing all kinds of things for me
Love it. Love it.
Except Kanye’s verse.
didn't understand a single word he said
i’ve never been a jay-z fan. disliked him since the men in black soundtrack.
Ok, how are you a Reds fan and not an Angels fan
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
i'm gonna go with 31-17 colts
the first half is gonna fly by, and new orleans’ offense will be dazed by the aura of the SB and be disjointed.
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
not with that kinda attitude they wont
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 6:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Coutlangus'd
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Feb 7, 2010 6:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
carrie underwood is doing it
so about an hour of singing with that deer in the headlights look on her face
should we have an unofficial pool?
predict the final score and you get 10 recs!
Saints – 29
Colts – 20
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 6:18 PM EST reply actions
In that case
Fuck the Colts. Fuck them good and hard. I wish the NFL would drop them and go back to 31 teams. And they joined the UFL and lost to the Las Vegas Vandals.
strange
maybe she’s sick or something. she’s usually a powerhouse.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
that is precisely what M. Night Shaymamanabammalammadingdong wants
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
Peyton Manning heel turn
Hometown boy hits Reggie Wayne with a chair, and rips off his jersey to reveal the black and gold underneath.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 6:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
One of the funniest RC skits ever
Although nothing beats Electric Mayhem’s “Where are they now”.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Relying on the movie's assumption that white audiences won't connect with asian actors
I hearby refuse to sympathize with anyone who doesn’t look exactly like me.
IAN! I'm on traain!
Emmitt, I love ya
But you should wear a tie if you’re going to wear a suit.
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Jim Nance knows nothing of statistical probability
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 6:29 PM EST reply actions
most important, i just cracked open my first bud select. Here we go!
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
Sam Adams Black Lager here
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
"Otter Creek Quercus Vitis Humulus"
I dunno about the name, but it’s 12%, so I’m down.
IAN! I'm on traain!
i had that this week
$6 in a NY bar. not bad. its a porter, right?
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
That sounds FANCY
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
Rolling Rock here
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 6:37 PM EST up reply actions
I think I thought I was getting Winter Lager
when I picked this up. Still good stuff, though.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
here
http://www.redreporter.com/2010/2/7/1299691/super-bowl-xliv#30434735
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
tell seth this super bowl will put shakespeare in the shithouse
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
Just let it go.
They’re idiots.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
LOL!!!!!!!1
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 6:37 PM EST up reply actions
last minute picks
1. rooting for a good game
2. payton is the betterr qb
3. haven’t seen either wife
4. career builder monkeys of course !!
5, predict 28-24 colts
Nobody listens to Andrew
Rooting for the Saints:
Mostly because of Scott Fujita – the elitist feminist’s football player of choice.
IAN! I'm on traain!
if he get her pregnant
i’m going to recommend she get an abortion
by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 6:44 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I can do nothing but agree with this statement.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
No, his mother is just that good.
Or so I’ve heard.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
He needs to get better at it if he's going to be a special teams star in the NFL
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 6:45 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Flag, flag, flag.
Flag; flag flag.
IAN! I'm on traain!
by andromache on Feb 7, 2010 6:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
omg
It’s “The Super Bowl Shuffle.”
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The 1985 Bears did what Tebow could not do
Get me to believe that abortions are awful.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 6:47 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I thought they were supposed to be beefing up security this year
Brayon Edwards somehow snuck into the stadium and is wearing Colston’s uniform
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
Is it just me or are there a LOT of remakes coming out lately?
“Oh look, cooler effects than the version that came out in 1990!”
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
why does it have
a 40-year-old woman dressed up like a little girl?
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Is that actress really 40?
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Feb 7, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
Mark Harmon? 'nuff said.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
My mother, who loves NCIS, and the spinoff
actually had to reference “Summer School” so that I’d know who Mark Harmon was.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
If it was Chuck Harmon, I'd watch it
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
Nein. Let me guess...
You would watch that, but not Robin Hood?
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
It must be odd to peak in life at 17.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but unfortunately for Lindsay, her poisons were drugs and tanning.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
eh
the Simpsons peaked at 10
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's not all that bad.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I think she was 12 in that. Ick.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
Ohhhhhhh. Crap, I'm terribly sorry.
Carry on with pedophilia.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
so far, "Keep your hands off my mama" is my favorite line of the night
it might have worked better in the tebow commercial though.
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
do the women get naked in the online godaddy commercials?
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
ive never cared enough to find out. but i care enough to ask a bunch of people ive never met
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
no
they just say words the FCC doesnt allow, like “fanny” and “ga ga gooey!”
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
somehow
I can’t imagine Danica Patrick getting nekkid for a TV commercial.
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Pass the guacamole.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
You're making it sound very interesting.
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You're about 800 miles away from where everyone else is reporting from
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
I was referring to Miami, not your location
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
873, as the crow flies
That’s not terrible for rough estimate
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
benicio as the wolfman
looks like it was cooler in theory than in practice
by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 7:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
how is CBS america's most-watched network
when i dont know anyone who watches anything on it? (other than the SB)
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
*it's the network your parents and grandparents watch
NCIS, for example
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
I'm convinced the Nielsen ratings system is on crack.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
How do you know?
You don’t know how it spends its weekends, or who with.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
a friend of mine
was a screenwriter for that show, in its early days.
She thought it was a very “smart” TV show, as TV shows go. In a CSI kind of way. But kind of densely “male.” The writers were mostly male, and just didn’t have much of an interest in the emotional side of things.
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Now the official sports service of the Indian Cricket League
Get Kige some Hindi lessons, we’re shipping his ass to Mumbai.
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
at the time
CSI was quite groundbreaking. You didn’t see a lot of shows based on science like that. At least, successful ones.
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they actually stole the whole premise of their art direction from the movie Three Kings
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
You know the worst part of a gunshot wound, provided it doesn't kill you?
Sepsis. An infection of the blood, when your insides begin to fill up with bile.
and the premise
came from popular documentary style shows on TLC, TDC, etc. “Cold Case,” “Forensic Files,” etc.
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so i guess it wasnt all that groundbreaking at all
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
by your logic
“Roots” wasn’t groundbreaking because it was based on a book.
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no, i dont think thats true at all
books serve as rough screenplays. so the book is part of the movie in a way. the author gets royalties from the movie. CSI just stole things it thought was cool.
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
I don't think it matters
who gets paid for the idea. At least as far as the viewer is concerned.
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but it matters if you call one groundbreaking
multimedia viewers had never seen an epic miniseries about slavery before roots. They had seen the most important elements of CSI before
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
I don't think so
“The New Detectives” and its ilk aired on cable channels that don’t get a lot of viewers. And for good reason. I like those forensic crime shows, but a lot of people don’t. They’re very much a niche thing, and probably always will be.
CSI took the forensic element and gave it mainstream appeal. Which is why I don’t like it, but you can’t deny the effect they’ve had on TV.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
i think it's more likely that you cant stand admitting you might have been wrong about something
and there’s no offense intended in that, but I dont ever recall you backing down from an argument
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
I thought I was wrong once
but I was mistaken.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I have a feeling this commercial desperately needs a
Do not try this at home disclaimer.
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The one with Letterman, Leno, and Oprah?
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently I'm important to Mark Sanchez.
I’m going to go vomit now.
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Heart attacks are sexist!!
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
does no one on tv wears pants any more?
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That was hilarious.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
Careerbuilder and Docker's
could have saved money by combining commercials.
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They are on the ground
I blame Brett Favre.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So, basically, Bud Light and Doritos are the advertising spending winners this year...
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i was just thinking that
neither have come with anything particularly creative
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
as a huge BEP apologist
i dont think that song rates anywhere close to my humps, boom boom pow, pump it or ima be
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
I can't believe I'm about to be that person, but
When did the Saints kick a field goal!?
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When you were busy watching commercials
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
That was implied.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, sorry...
Get back to your pedophilia.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Legit thank you.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Miniature Punxsutawney Polamalu will haunt my nightmares
by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 7:41 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
you wanna give them another down?
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
I think he plays for the Dodgers, actually
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Dusty Baker managed in a World Series.
Amazes me every fucking day.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
to be fair, it took the best offensive player in the history of baseball to get him there
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
So the analogy works...
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty decent half
I’m happy it’s close. A Colts blowout would have been the most boring thing in the world.
i kinda wish i had a dominos pizza right now
i love that new crust
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
We all know you switched over to the Puppy Bowl.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
I'm watching some young ladies play Wii Bowling while David Bowie plays in the background
It’s pretty awesome. Oh, and here comes the Skyline!
What channel is Seth's house on?
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
holy cow
The Who is still alive?
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Please no wardrobe malfunctions!!
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
When I watched them sing that
I swear, the thought that went through my head was: “That’s sad. They’re so old, dementia’s already setting in.”
I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71
Play Free Bird!
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
He loved it when it was run by 3 New York kids that knew each other forever.
But then it was sold to Quaker, who was conservative. They also cut ties with Rush Limbaugh. And the brand lost popularity from 1994-1997.
I just read a case study of the company from inception through 1998!
And now I have to post-factually advise the CEO of the beverage company that bought them, the name of which I cannot remember, as to how to revitalize the brand.
Apparently it was a very “trendy” and “alternative lifestyle” type drink… I think of it as uppity these days.
I'd much rather see a judge offering to pay for a contestant's boob job instead of Simon telling them they suck
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not say they were good
Just not miserable…..gotta cut the senior citizens some slack
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Feb 7, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
they should've gotten
KC and the Sun Life band!
by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
what did Peyton think?
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
There were positives in that performance
They got 5 songs in, didn’t play any new bullshit, and sounded pretty good except for Daltrey
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
The Who sounded like a big fat dry turd slapping flat aginst the back of the toilet and then slowly and tediuosly sliding down into a urine tainted bowl of chemically poisoned water.
Finally at the end of the production they were flushed away from sight but alas not memory
Daltry looks like a gigolo from South Beach and Townsend appears to be shooting for the late 90’s Elvis costello look. . At least the Stones looked like they’d had a hell of a good time over thepast 40 years…The Who just looked OLD AND IN THE WAY…

'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."
Sarah Palin
oh miami medical!
sounds like a groundbreaking new CBS show
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
I have no idea what that was with Jennifer Lopez..
but that has got to be on of the worst trailers I have ever seen.
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Judging by that, a lot.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Stupid Mr. Kendra.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
"They weren't out playing pattycake getting ready for this game"
It’s statements like that that really get me ready for baseball and 6 months of THom.
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You could say it's a lucky name tonight
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
guy in the replay booth is apparently benefiting from the Bud Light tie-ins
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Hello everyone.
I’m confused by the pictures above. Are those women’s underwear? Because they are too masculine to be womens, and to feminine to be mens.
And what is a “Jacquard band?”
you place way too many restrictions on underwear, my friend
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
only if you let them
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
I was wondering about that myself
I would guess women’s, but at first glance, I thought they were men’s.
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Neil Patrick Harris just held up a sign asking WOMEN to call him
Anything is possible today.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Mrs Scrabbles said she got a little misty-eyed from that one
bravo, Google.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
I spent the last 5 minutes looking for a picture or gif of Max Weinberg having sex with himself.
Can I get a little help with this?
ohh, I get it.
They had to get married because he knocked up the French chick…?
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
I just followed the searches in chronological order.
Also, I love cynicism.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Do you always listen to what gingers tell you?
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
Never listen to gingers
They lack a soul, and their sole purpose in life is to steal the souls of others
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 8, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
I would advise him to get a DNA test
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
so whatever happened to Anthony Gonzalez?
i thought he was supposed to be back in week 14 or so.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 9:01 PM EST reply actions
copyright
is the right to copy.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
it's just a mnemonic device
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
maybe it would help
to remember that no, no one had to write it? Copyright applies to photos and artwork, too, which aren’t written.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
and by mnemonic device, she means definition.
I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71
They did
I’m not getting this joke
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Feb 7, 2010 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
http://www.redreporter.com/2010/2/7/1299691/super-bowl-xliv#30425523
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
They need to bring their idiot kicker back
Vanderjagt would have made that
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
It looks like she just got thrown in a hole with
a zombie, a gopher, and a fat guy. You might have gotten your wish.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Couldn't tell you...
And I just realized you probably meant put her down, as in gently. When I was thinking put her down, as in sick pet. Apparently I am pretty damn cynical.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
i have no clue what it's even supposed to mean
but if it’s the chick in the single ladies video, i heart her
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
it was a pretty long FG
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
well
It’s looking like it was a risk not worth taking.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
green hornet never reached that level of production
they were published by a bunch of shitty presses like gold key
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
i aws just thinking that
especially the big fat out of place guys
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
hey! that was the theme from robin hood:prince of thieves!
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
I think he just jumped out of a window
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
24-23 Saints
Vinatieri misses the XP
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
that was the most-anticipated interception of all-time
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
Chris Dickerson
would not approve of that ‘Green Police’ commercial.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
that was the most anticipated interception of all time
btw, tracy porter, IU grad
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
And Bud Light
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
how did
the Sketchers ad make the top 10?
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So what would be a good headline
for the Saints win?
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
Payton's Place
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 7, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Payton > Peyton
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Peyton Chokes
Before the curse of stastics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgement.
-Hilaire Belloc
Feast of All Saints
What about that?
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Feb 7, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
New World Orleans
Before the curse of stastics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgement.
-Hilaire Belloc
All Saint's Day?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I predicted last night
that at least 10 newspapers would subject us to some variation on “The Saints Go Marching In” as a headline today. And what was I greeted with on this morning’s Enquirer front page?
by the finest muffins on Feb 8, 2010 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
beer commercials
i reeaaaaally wish we could ban beer commercials like we did cigarette commercials.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 9:33 PM EST reply actions
it takes a long time to scroll through all of these comments
You should follow me on twitter @DavefrmLville....the Onion does!
by Dave from Louisville on Feb 7, 2010 9:43 PM EST reply actions
That might not make it. Fair warning.
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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
I blame
that missed FG. It was so long a miss was likely, and then the Saints got excellent field position.
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Colts got there ass kicked in the second half
its almost as if they pulled their starters
This thread is dead, taking WAY to long to load
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by Dave from Louisville on Feb 7, 2010 9:48 PM EST reply actions
im sorry thannie
at least you have a college basketball title to look forward to
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
wait...
when did ’tHan become an Evan Turner fan?
/bazinga
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
north carolina, butler, wisconsin, michigan, minnesota and west virginia disagree
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
ok
but Turner didnt play in half those games and wasnt healthy in another. he should be 100% for the tourney. it’ll be badass if UK ends up playing OSU in the tourney. he and Wall are clearly the sickest melon farmers in the game right now.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
actch
cousins has become a bigger threat for UK. If Wall picks up his intensity again he’s still UK’s most talented player, but right now Cousins is a better POY candidate
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
well, devan downey and his 40 FG attempts per game have something to say about it
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
In conference play
Downey is averaging 31 points per game. On 43% shooting. He also has more turnovers than assists.
Cousins is averaging 18 ppg and 11 rebounds. He is also leading the conference in field goal percentage.
Cousins team is also in 1st place. These are his points and rebounds totals from the last six games.
16 & 11
16 & 14
27 & 12
21 & 10
18 & 13
19 & 13
I think it’s clear he should be the POY in the SEC.
i think he should be, too
but the SEC gets to choose, and downey seems to be the favored candidate at this time.
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
he shoulda stayed at cincinnati
Doesn’t look like anybody’s going to be able to guard Cousins the rest of the season. I think he’ll win the award.
yeah Cousins is a tough bastard
but even he doesnt stack up to Turner. unfortunately, the Bucks dont have much else to crow about.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
yeah turner stats are going to be better
UK has 3 players that are legit 1st team all americans and will probably all be lottery picks this season. It’s hard for any one of those players to put up the same point totals as a player that’s the main focus of a team’s offense (turner and/or downey).
yeah, hopefully uk will win
ultimately this game was kinda like the colts going for the perfect season.
Caldwell wasn’t nearly aggressive enough to get it done.
I left it on while doing some other stuff
but it seemed to be done well. I think that mainly the COO was a really good guy for it. He seemed sincere about how it impacted him and all. The teaser for the next one suggests that maybe that one is more about finding employees doing stupid shit, and then revealing that the higher-ups saw it.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
When I was in executive managemnt we always liked to:
1. Blame the morons beneath us
2. Smile to their faces after we’d peed in their Wheaties
3. Only hired skankily cute girls with fake breasts and rubber lips
4. Enjoyed that most exciting of moments of letting go really poor hardworking folks to make room for more #3s.
4. Occasionally hanging w/the Warehouse guys/Delivery staff pretending to care so that I could spy on them.
5. Squashing the egos of pompous recently graduated college hirees.
that’s why I can’t wait to watch In The closet Boss
'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."
Sarah Palin
If I may reiterate:
Look Peyton, Eli and Archie are all from New Orleans…
Saints win and the Mannings get kudos fro being local boys.
'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."
Sarah Palin
Hmmmmmmmmmm
fix’d?
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
Come on
Almost 800 comment and nobody mentioned that New Orleans is a Dying Whore?
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." - George Costanza
I know what you mean
about the Dying Whore.
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
I will read all 792 comments (as of this point) tomorrow
I’m way too drunk to comprehend these comments right now
I try to never read the comments until after I've responded to them.

'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."
Sarah Palin
high life?
btw, you have the best block handwriting of anyone who sent me a check
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
I can't write in cursive at all
I had to take a couple calligraphy classes when I was in the golf industry to make scoreboards.
Interesting way to meet chicks, actually.
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 8, 2010 9:04 AM EST up reply actions
If you were with LB you didn't miss nuttin'
'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."
Sarah Palin
Am i the only one who giggled at the VW punch buggy commercial?
The Google commercial was best IMO. Those guys could take a dump and it would be the greatest dump ever taken. They’re that good.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

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