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Super Bowl XLIV

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It's only five hours away, and since pregame coverage started almost four hours ago, I don't think it's too early for a Colts-Saints thread. So here are some ideas to ruminate on before the commercials start.

1. Who are you rooting for?

2. Who has a better game: Brees or Manning?

3. Whose wife is hotter: Brees or Manning?

4. What's your favorite commercial from Super Bowls past?

5. What are your predictions for the score?

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I don’t care about this game. :P

What did you expect? It's the internet. Some of us are full of crap.

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2010 2:05 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

God, I fucking love this site.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 2:06 PM EST reply actions  

Manning is my middle name. I like my middle name.

Brees has the way better name. Manning’s is like vomit in my ears.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 2:09 PM EST reply actions  

And to answer your questions:

1. Who are you rooting for? Who Dat and Breesus — Fuck Fetushead and the Fat Humps

2. Who has a better game: Brees or Manning? — Feetushead

3. Whose wife is hotter: Brees or Manning? — I would have 2 say bof

4. What’s your favorite commercial from Super Bowls past? — This one

5. What are your predictions for the score? — Drunken Cajuns 31 Fat Humps 27

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 2:13 PM EST reply actions  

Go Colts!

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Feb 7, 2010 2:41 PM EST reply actions  

Ask and you shall receive

1. Who are you rooting for? The Saints

2. Who has a better game: Brees or Manning? With the ladies, or throwin’ the football? I’m guessing Brees has a better QB rating for this game.

3. Whose wife is hotter: Brees or Manning? Neither. Both were accomplished QBs in college, yet that’s the best they can do? WTF?! Did they both knock those broads up, and then get stuck with them?

4. What’s your favorite commercial from Super Bowls past? My least favorite is the Tebow commercial. Just saw it. Him and his mom Pam. Fuck both of them. As for my favorite, wasn’t Terry Tate, Office Linebacker a Super Bowl commercial? It was a damn fine commercial.

5. What are your predictions for the score? The Madden simulation said 35-31 (or was it 35-30?), and I think I’ll go with Saints 30 – Colts 27.

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 7, 2010 2:46 PM EST reply actions  

Damn. One point difference, sir.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that is upsetting to hear.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm at my parents for the super bowl

my mom bought Landshark because it is buffett affiliated and she assumed I would like it. i though it was pretty nice :-)

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

your mom's a mean bitch

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

she doesnt read rr by any chance, does she?

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

i think she's a really nice lady

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

i think she should wear less revealing outfits

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Or he has and did.

And is just a dirty man.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

imagine tHan in a skirt

and a foot shorter.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

/runs off to the bathroom holding his junk

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I think

hell would freeze over before my mom bought me beer.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Not Irish, German or Catholic are we?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

not a Westsider

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Definitely not.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'tum

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 7, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

That shit is terrible

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 7, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd rather drink Burger than LandShark

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah. 'Spect

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

didnt care for American Ale

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd drink it before Landshark

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

1. Who are you rooting for? Whoever’s playing the Colts.

2. Who has a better game: Brees or Manning? Brees.

3. Whose wife is hotter: Brees or Manning? Meh.

4. What’s your favorite commercial from Super Bowls past? That Apple commercial Ridley Scotd did.

5. What are your predictions for the score? Saints 17 – Colts 14

by ken on Feb 7, 2010 3:16 PM EST reply actions  

Okay fools, my co-worker and his wife are picking me up in 20

and we’re going to a bar that’s serving $3 pitchers and 25 cent wings all day — and is giving out free food at halftime.

I plan on being very, very drunk and will come back to this thread later this evening in an attempt to post a Justin-quality comment later this evening.

You’ve all been warned.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:17 PM EST reply actions  

No interwebs at the bar.

But Ash has confirmed that she will call me this evening and tell me to post something if I forget!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

My gift to RedReporter.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you Santa Ash!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Altruism at its finest

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 7, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

You're on fire

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 7, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

BaZing.

Thanks Jenny McCarthy.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably not a good idea

It’ll be too hard to clean up the aftermath.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

he's not Laptop Guy

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

laptop guy is dead

he hates us now because of the fail horn. time to accept it i guess

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

guilt by association

yet another banishment courtesy of jay cee aych.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

We need to arrange a Dayton Weekend.

Get chan and westie to go, since sukr is practically hitched

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

sukr

would probably like to analyze westie. he does that…

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I wanna hang out with you

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 7, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

So when are you coming back?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 7, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't like either of these teams

I wish they could both lose.

I got 3 and 4 in the office “Super Bowl Squares” pool, so I guess I’ll just be rooting for that score.

My favorite Super Bowl commercial is the one with the zebra in the replay booth.

I also loved the original football Clydesdale ad, where one cowboy asks the other, “Do they always do this?” “No, sometimes they go for two.” But that was played so much it kind of wore out its appeal.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 3:28 PM EST reply actions  

I'm within you on these two teams. I'm rooting for a out-of-season hurricane.

/realizes that the Saints are in the game, still makes the joke

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

you're within her?

ya sexybeast ya…

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I've started early.

12-pack of PBR for $4!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Data

Saints – N’Awlins has better cuisine. Jambalaya, Gumbo, Etouffe, Crawfish boil, Beignets, Chicory Coffee, Bananas Foster.

Saints win 44- 41, on a missed FG at the gun by Vinateri due to bad snap.

The Who are gonna look old and Pete better not smash a guitar at the end of the last song.

Brees wife is hotter. And blonder.

Best commercial was the original Bud Bowl. Too bad they don’t do that still… Bud Select would be on a 4 year championship over shittay Bud and Bud Light.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:29 PM EST reply actions  

brilliant analysis

Vinatieri isn’t playing today.

Matt Stover is the Colts kicker

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope Pete does smash his guitar -- right across someones FACE

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Bud Select is the world's best cheap beer.

unless you count yuengling.

so Bud select is the world’s best cheap beer i can go to kroger and buy

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

youve convinced me to try bud select tonight

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

you've never had bud select?

crikey!!!!

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

i always said you were the quiet, smart one!!!

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Lies!

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

failhorn

your taste in beers rivals your burger choices

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

8.99/12 in the 859

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I have some of that in my fridge too!

My other co-worker left it.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

you're drinking PBR when you have Bud Select?

now i understand why you attend OSU, errrr, Ohio A&M

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I don't have Bud Select.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 7, 2010 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, rolling rock

mea culpa

i dont get the hipster doofus love for PBR. its gawdawful.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

on ash's birthday we took a trip to mainstrasse

obc says “i’m gonna buy you a beer”

I say “Awesome!”

Obc comes back with cans of PBR.

I didn’t care because it was free! Tasted pretty good that night.

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

that was funny

i went bottom shelf at the Cock and Bull.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 7, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

its often the cheapest bottled beer at the bar.

at least, it used to be

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

When does Yuengling NOT count!?

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

You work for a car dealer, use one of their rides and gas cards!

I’m making a trip to the dirty souf in late March, if ya wink at me just right I might bring you some back.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 7, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

skunk alert

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I almost always get Lager

But I got Yuengling Premium the other day bc it was a little cheaper. Not bad.

by ken on Feb 7, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

You haven't tried many beers, have you?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 7, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

fairly obvious, no?

he likes that pumpkin ale also.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yuengling Bock is pretty damn tasty

Although the only place I had it was at the 9:30 Club where it cost $8.50. Gah!

by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy crap.

Do they have anything cheaper there?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 7, 2010 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but nothing cheap

The 9:30 Club has a good beer selection, including Dogfish Head Raison d’Etre, but charges a lot. You’ll be paying $5 for a regular Yuengling.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Never been

But isn’t that the place with really good bands? Is that part of the cost?

by ken on Feb 7, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

One would hope that the ticket costs help cover that

Because those are not so very cheap either. And yeah, it’s got good bands, but it’s not much of a venue. I prefer the Rock and Roll Hotel and the Black Cat, which also gets good bands, but the 9:30 Club gets the bigger acts.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Dogfish Head Raison d’Etre

is awesome! I bought a bottle of it a month or so ago when i did one of those “make your own 6 pack” at Party city.

Was like 3 bucks a bottle there and definitely worth it.

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

$18/6 pack?

you’ve officially lost your damn mind.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I only bought 1

the idea of the “make your own 6 pack” is that you get to try 6 different beers

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

STUPOR BOWL!!!

Saints 30 Colts 24

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 7, 2010 3:39 PM EST reply actions  

i called the Saints first, Dumas

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

And you're the only person in America with that opinion

Get bent, fuckface. :)

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 7, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure either

jch claims it was an euphemism translated from ancient Hittite with regards to certain acts of sodomy. The details are fuzzy but the intent is to verbally insult a friend while smiling and slapping him on the back simultaneously.

'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."

Sarah Palin

by Madville on Feb 8, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

jeremy shockey looks like kurt cobain all puffed up

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:40 PM EST reply actions  

ray maluaga to enter rehab end of month

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:50 PM EST reply actions  

how cheap?

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Barack is a one termer

this cements it

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 3:57 PM EST reply actions  

I don't mean to derail this with politics...

but did you read about the notes she wrote on her hand for the talk she gave yesterday?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 7, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

nope

Katie Couric interviews Barack Obama at 430 on the pregame show.

im sure that won’t be a fluff piece. im looking for some hard hitting, confrontational questions. who said journalism was dead?!?

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

i dont know if this is in reference to the palin interview or not

but “What newspapers do you read” isn’t exactly confrontational

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

why i love boxing

this guy was the winner

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

i watched that fight

he got hit with an unintentional elbow in the second round

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

When does this game start?

Has the 2012 Presidential race started yet?
Who is Man Mountain rooting for?
Why isn’t anyone talking about Akili Smith
Anybody else rooting for the Saints?
Did you guys see how Syracuse decided to crush UC in the last 8 minutes of the game?
Here’s a nice Icon of the Saints

Hey now what do you guys want to rap about?

"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980

by Madville on Feb 7, 2010 4:15 PM EST reply actions  

top o' the mortem

i’m still waiting to receive payment from four people, but i can safely say at this point that there will be 22 contestants this year, one more than last. ill post the rosters when i have all the money.

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

My Goddamn check is on its way to you.

Prolly show up tomorrow…best to put it in your account of Tuesday…you can never be too sure about checks.
blwo me ‘tHan – I’m old and fucking poor…
I need to win this pool, more than you know

"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980

by Madville on Feb 7, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

blWo?

what are you doing? Forming a wrestling group?

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

might want to confirm funds availability on that check, boobs

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

fyi

this is the reason i dont want people to pay cash. of the four people still outstanding, if one of them sent it and it was cash, and if i never get it, someone’s out $10. with a check, you can just cancel it and re-send.

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't even know if i have checks

it’s been years since i’ve written one.

i trust the postal service!

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

some people pay with money orders or paypal

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i coulda paid with paypal

but you wouldn’t have gotten the full ten bucks!

money orders suck. i’d rather risk losing the 10 dollars.

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

money orders are for deadbeats

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

whats wrong with money orders?

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm curious....will this still happen?

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 8, 2010 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Your wife defriended me and I didn't even say anything bad about the Colts

She is mean, and a poor sport. :)

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 8, 2010 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

good

she doesn’t want you looking at her pictures

by 'tHan on Feb 8, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

She has pictures?

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 8, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

i always pay out in those postal money orders

whatever theyre called

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

postal money orders are inconvenient and often forgeries

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

not the ones i send

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

why not just mail someone a check via your bank's online bill payment?

no fee for the money order or the stamp.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

the fee is negligible

and the online bill payment takes like a week to send

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

plus the money sits all year as cash

so i already have to go out to do something with it. the easiest way for me to do it is it go to the post office and buy a money order for, like a dollar

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

You still owe me beers!!!

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/G/m/H/2/palin-scream.jpg

by Madville on Feb 7, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

you never show up for Burger nights

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You purposefully schedule them on bowling nights!!!

BTW – I thought its BBQ night now…
and speaking of chili – Sarah Palin has been quoted on chii (not Chile);
The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there.

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/G/m/H/2/palin-scream.jpg

by Madville on Feb 7, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

i believe jch would enjoy having sarah palin

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Who wouldn't

'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."

Sarah Palin

by Madville on Feb 7, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

She's more up your alley

I’d imagine she never uses money orders.

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by jch24 on Feb 8, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Menu

100 shrimp cocktail platter
chili cheese dip
bbq meatballs
wasabi cheese ball
edamame
smoked brie cheese

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 4:38 PM EST reply actions  

Obamaspeak

“Jobs were my number one focus last year”

plllllluhhhhhhhhh. Well done.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 4:44 PM EST reply actions  

Is that why I had one at the beginning of last year, and now I don't?

Not that that’s Obama’s fault. Times are tough.

I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71

by ZJiff30 on Feb 7, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

shitfire

what does this have to do with the NFL? how long is this going to run?

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

Arlene Francis looks better that Tricia Mackie

And Arlene’s been dead 9 years…

'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."

Sarah Palin

by Madville on Feb 7, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Tricia is hawt!

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

sad

Cincy Jungle has a SB thread up since 230pm. 3 comments.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

blah

Cowher interviews Plaxico and upon first seeing him gives him a hug.

Journalistic integrity!!!

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 7, 2010 5:04 PM EST reply actions  

Probably the madrid Times

'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."

Sarah Palin

by Madville on Feb 7, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

symphony jokes are ALWAYS funny

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

3-Tenors'd

'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."

Sarah Palin

by Madville on Feb 7, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

more than an hour before gametime

and already a “Peyton’s Place” joke. ew.

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 5:22 PM EST reply actions  

No "Payton's Place" for the Saints?

They’re slacking.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 7, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Where's Dave From Louisville tonight?

it’d be nice to have someone else here rooting for the colts.

MixFMKyle is rooting for the Colts, but he is actually at the game

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 5:59 PM EST reply actions  

You got me, pal.

And I brought Oreos! (Not DoubleStuf, though, sorry idiotic Manning Bros. commercials.)

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Just got here

and it’s not looking good

You should follow me on twitter @DavefrmLville....the Onion does!

by Dave from Louisville on Feb 7, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm gonna go with 31-17 colts

the first half is gonna fly by, and new orleans’ offense will be dazed by the aura of the SB and be disjointed.

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:15 PM EST reply actions  

any bets on how long the NA will be?

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

did you steal that

from here?

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

and anyway, im gonna go with 1:55

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

no

i started it on the first note. she’s going FAST

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

we're only at 40 seconds

and shes like halfway done

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

carrie underwood is doing it

so about an hour of singing with that deer in the headlights look on her face

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

should we have an unofficial pool?

predict the final score and you get 10 recs!

Saints – 29
Colts – 20

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 6:18 PM EST reply actions  

yeah

i tried to flag your prediction, but I don’t have a submit button.

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

In that case

Fuck the Colts. Fuck them good and hard. I wish the NFL would drop them and go back to 31 teams. And they joined the UFL and lost to the Las Vegas Vandals.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

wow Queen is not much of a singer

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:19 PM EST reply actions  

strange

maybe she’s sick or something. she’s usually a powerhouse.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

She took out the earbud

She might have had sound problems and had to wing it.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

here we go...

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:20 PM EST reply actions  

1:48

and all kinds of off-tune

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:23 PM EST reply actions  

Peyton Manning heel turn

Hometown boy hits Reggie Wayne with a chair, and rips off his jersey to reveal the black and gold underneath.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 6:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

One of the funniest RC skits ever

Although nothing beats Electric Mayhem’s “Where are they now”.

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by jch24 on Feb 8, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Relying on the movie's assumption that white audiences won't connect with asian actors

I hearby refuse to sympathize with anyone who doesn’t look exactly like me.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Feb 7, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Emmitt, I love ya

But you should wear a tie if you’re going to wear a suit.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 6:28 PM EST reply actions  

Sam Adams Black Lager here

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

sigh... Heineken

But it’s free, so I can’t complain.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

"Otter Creek Quercus Vitis Humulus"

I dunno about the name, but it’s 12%, so I’m down.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Feb 7, 2010 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

i had that this week

$6 in a NY bar. not bad. its a porter, right?

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Rolling Rock here

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 7, 2010 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I thought I was getting Winter Lager

when I picked this up. Still good stuff, though.

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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

last minute picks

1. rooting for a good game
2. payton is the betterr qb
3. haven’t seen either wife
4. career builder monkeys of course !!
5, predict 28-24 colts

Photobucket

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Feb 7, 2010 6:38 PM EST reply actions  

Rooting for the Saints:

Mostly because of Scott Fujita – the elitist feminist’s football player of choice.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Feb 7, 2010 6:38 PM EST reply actions  

3-0 colts

great kick by vinateiri

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

Snickers FTW!

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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 6:43 PM EST reply actions  

abe vigoda just got pwned

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:43 PM EST reply actions  

TIMMY

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 7, 2010 6:44 PM EST reply actions  

tim tebow's mom's a fox

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:44 PM EST reply actions  

this bears commercial ftw

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:46 PM EST reply actions  

omg

It’s “The Super Bowl Shuffle.”

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by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 6:46 PM EST reply actions  

The 1985 Bears did what Tebow could not do

Get me to believe that abortions are awful.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 6:47 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

I thought they were supposed to be beefing up security this year

Brayon Edwards somehow snuck into the stadium and is wearing Colston’s uniform

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 7, 2010 6:51 PM EST reply actions  

my boy is the MVP so far

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:51 PM EST reply actions  

holy shit

russell crow is robin hood? WTF?

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:52 PM EST reply actions  

Is it just me or are there a LOT of remakes coming out lately?

“Oh look, cooler effects than the version that came out in 1990!”

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by jch24 on Feb 8, 2010 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Marvin Candle!

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:53 PM EST reply actions  

why does it have

a 40-year-old woman dressed up like a little girl?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

it does!?

You already seem to know too much about it.

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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that actress really 40?

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Feb 7, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Mark Harmon? 'nuff said.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

My mother, who loves NCIS, and the spinoff

actually had to reference “Summer School” so that I’d know who Mark Harmon was.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

If it was Chuck Harmon, I'd watch it

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 7, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Nein. Let me guess...

You would watch that, but not Robin Hood?

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

so far, "Keep your hands off my mama" is my favorite line of the night

it might have worked better in the tebow commercial though.

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 6:54 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

no

they just say words the FCC doesnt allow, like “fanny” and “ga ga gooey!”

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

somehow

I can’t imagine Danica Patrick getting nekkid for a TV commercial.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

what do you have to report

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

benicio as the wolfman

looks like it was cooler in theory than in practice

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 7:07 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

is this another tebow commercial?

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

how is CBS america's most-watched network

when i dont know anyone who watches anything on it? (other than the SB)

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 7:10 PM EST reply actions  

*it's the network your parents and grandparents watch

NCIS, for example

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

That was the number one show at some point?

WTF?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 7, 2010 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

a friend of mine

was a screenwriter for that show, in its early days.

She thought it was a very “smart” TV show, as TV shows go. In a CSI kind of way. But kind of densely “male.” The writers were mostly male, and just didn’t have much of an interest in the emotional side of things.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Very smart in a CSI kind of way?

that’s like being a great journalist in a Kige Ramsey kind of way

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

he works for youtube sports

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Now the official sports service of the Indian Cricket League

Get Kige some Hindi lessons, we’re shipping his ass to Mumbai.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 7, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

at the time

CSI was quite groundbreaking. You didn’t see a lot of shows based on science like that. At least, successful ones.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

You know the worst part of a gunshot wound, provided it doesn't kill you?

Sepsis. An infection of the blood, when your insides begin to fill up with bile.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

and the premise

came from popular documentary style shows on TLC, TDC, etc. “Cold Case,” “Forensic Files,” etc.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

so i guess it wasnt all that groundbreaking at all

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

by your logic

“Roots” wasn’t groundbreaking because it was based on a book.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

no, i dont think thats true at all

books serve as rough screenplays. so the book is part of the movie in a way. the author gets royalties from the movie. CSI just stole things it thought was cool.

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think it matters

who gets paid for the idea. At least as far as the viewer is concerned.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

but it matters if you call one groundbreaking

multimedia viewers had never seen an epic miniseries about slavery before roots. They had seen the most important elements of CSI before

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think so

“The New Detectives” and its ilk aired on cable channels that don’t get a lot of viewers. And for good reason. I like those forensic crime shows, but a lot of people don’t. They’re very much a niche thing, and probably always will be.

CSI took the forensic element and gave it mainstream appeal. Which is why I don’t like it, but you can’t deny the effect they’ve had on TV.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

i think it's more likely that you cant stand admitting you might have been wrong about something

and there’s no offense intended in that, but I dont ever recall you backing down from an argument

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

which team has the better pierre?

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

Freeney Meanie!

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

I have a feeling this commercial desperately needs a

Do not try this at home disclaimer.

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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

The one with Letterman, Leno, and Oprah?

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 7, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Haha.

No, the human bridge Budweiser commercial.

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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

does no one on tv wears pants any more?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

That was hilarious.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Careerbuilder and Docker's

could have saved money by combining commercials.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

also, doritos and tebows

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, i want one of those hyundai cars

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

i was just thinking that

neither have come with anything particularly creative

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

as a huge BEP apologist

i dont think that song rates anywhere close to my humps, boom boom pow, pump it or ima be

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't believe I'm about to be that person, but

When did the Saints kick a field goal!?

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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:33 PM EST reply actions  

earlier

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks, buddy.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

IDGI

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok, I saw that one.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

Pretty decent half

I’m happy it’s close. A Colts blowout would have been the most boring thing in the world.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

i kinda wish i had a dominos pizza right now

i love that new crust

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

Well, this is awkward.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

topical!

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

who?

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

is this?

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

When I watched them sing that

I swear, the thought that went through my head was: “That’s sad. They’re so old, dementia’s already setting in.”

I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71

by ZJiff30 on Feb 7, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Play Free Bird!

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 7, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

conan'd

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

try again

cynicism is my least favorite quality in people

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

oh i saw his abs!

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

When Snapple dropped Howard Stern

He went on to call it Crapple for the next few months

by jsl413 on Feb 7, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

He loved it when it was run by 3 New York kids that knew each other forever.

But then it was sold to Quaker, who was conservative. They also cut ties with Rush Limbaugh. And the brand lost popularity from 1994-1997.

by jsl413 on Feb 7, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

why do you know so much about snapple?

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I just read a case study of the company from inception through 1998!

And now I have to post-factually advise the CEO of the beverage company that bought them, the name of which I cannot remember, as to how to revitalize the brand.

Apparently it was a very “trendy” and “alternative lifestyle” type drink… I think of it as uppity these days.

by jsl413 on Feb 7, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

For geezers

they weren’t horrible

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Feb 7, 2010 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

I'm not say they were good

Just not miserable…..gotta cut the senior citizens some slack

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Feb 7, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

you must not follow BK

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

There were positives in that performance

They got 5 songs in, didn’t play any new bullshit, and sounded pretty good except for Daltrey

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 7, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The Who sounded like a big fat dry turd slapping flat aginst the back of the toilet and then slowly and tediuosly sliding down into a urine tainted bowl of chemically poisoned water.

Finally at the end of the production they were flushed away from sight but alas not memory

Daltry looks like a gigolo from South Beach and Townsend appears to be shooting for the late 90’s Elvis costello look. . At least the Stones looked like they’d had a hell of a good time over thepast 40 years…The Who just looked OLD AND IN THE WAY…

'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."

Sarah Palin

by Madville on Feb 8, 2010 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

oh miami medical!

sounds like a groundbreaking new CBS show

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

I have no idea what that was with Jennifer Lopez..

but that has got to be on of the worst trailers I have ever seen.

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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

OMG, WTF!? DRAMA!

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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

that was nuts

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

THAT WAS NUTS!

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

OH SNAP

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 7, 2010 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

nice job by the saints

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

Just wanted to commend the refs for taking the time to make sure they got the call right.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

"They weren't out playing pattycake getting ready for this game"

It’s statements like that that really get me ready for baseball and 6 months of THom.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

peyton's got a good seat for this game

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

so, both touchdowns by guys named pierre

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

holy crap!

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by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

wow

that was an impressive throw to clark

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

Agreed

I can’t hate on that. That was amazing.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

dallas clark is on my fantasy team

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

I said..

“Bad playcall….” … “… as they score a touchdown.”

I maintain: Bad playcall, Saints snuffed it out, but then Addai channeled his inner Sub-Zero and scored a touchdown.

by jsl413 on Feb 7, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

who's the mvp at this point?

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

Pierre

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

if the colts win

manning gets mvp.

doesn’t matter what actually happened in the game

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

sympathetic writers disagree

pierre garcon is haitian

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello everyone.

I’m confused by the pictures above. Are those women’s underwear? Because they are too masculine to be womens, and to feminine to be mens.

And what is a “Jacquard band?”

by Brian B on Feb 7, 2010 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

I was wondering about that myself

I would guess women’s, but at first glance, I thought they were men’s.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

um google advertises?

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by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

ohh, I get it.

They had to get married because he knocked up the French chick…?

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I just followed the searches in chronological order.

Also, I love cynicism.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

conan disagrees

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Never listen to gingers

They lack a soul, and their sole purpose in life is to steal the souls of others

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 8, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I would advise him to get a DNA test

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 8, 2010 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

so whatever happened to Anthony Gonzalez?

i thought he was supposed to be back in week 14 or so.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

copyright

is the right to copy.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

but somebody had to write it

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

it's just a mnemonic device

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

i know

it doesnt help

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe it would help

to remember that no, no one had to write it? Copyright applies to photos and artwork, too, which aren’t written.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

still doesnt help

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

and by mnemonic device, she means definition.

I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71

by ZJiff30 on Feb 7, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

vinatieri sucks

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

They need to bring their idiot kicker back

Vanderjagt would have made that

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 7, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

PUT BEYONCE DOWN!

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

It looks like she just got thrown in a hole with

a zombie, a gopher, and a fat guy. You might have gotten your wish.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

was that beyonce's beaver?

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Couldn't tell you...

And I just realized you probably meant put her down, as in gently. When I was thinking put her down, as in sick pet. Apparently I am pretty damn cynical.

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

i heart beyonce

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

the album or the persona?

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

i have no clue what it's even supposed to mean

but if it’s the chick in the single ladies video, i heart her

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

it was a pretty long FG

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

well

It’s looking like it was a risk not worth taking.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

love this song

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

i aws just thinking that

especially the big fat out of place guys

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I want that game

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

That's a catch.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 7, 2010 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

agreed

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

that audi commercial was... scary.

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

Chris Dickerson

would not approve of that ‘Green Police’ commercial.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

OHHHHHHH SNAP

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 7, 2010 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

that was the most anticipated interception of all time

btw, tracy porter, IU grad

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

Put a fork in 'em

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

wow this was a big waste of money for doritos

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

yup

Although I am glad to know that they double as throwing stars

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

And Bud Light

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 7, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, but thats pretty typical

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

how did

the Sketchers ad make the top 10?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

So what would be a good headline

for the Saints win?

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Feb 7, 2010 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

Category 1

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Payton's Place

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 7, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Payton > Peyton

"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"

by Ash on Feb 7, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Who dat?

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by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Peyton Chokes

Before the curse of stastics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgement.

-Hilaire Belloc

by poojols on Feb 7, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Feast of All Saints

What about that?

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Feb 7, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

New World Orleans

Before the curse of stastics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgement.

-Hilaire Belloc

by poojols on Feb 7, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

All Saint's Day?

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 8, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I predicted last night

that at least 10 newspapers would subject us to some variation on “The Saints Go Marching In” as a headline today. And what was I greeted with on this morning’s Enquirer front page?

by the finest muffins on Feb 8, 2010 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

"Category 1"?

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 8, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

beer commercials

i reeaaaaally wish we could ban beer commercials like we did cigarette commercials.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

that TO was a HUGE mental mistake by peyton

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

it takes a long time to scroll through all of these comments

You should follow me on twitter @DavefrmLville....the Onion does!

by Dave from Louisville on Feb 7, 2010 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

well, i got the score right

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

tracy porter should be mvp

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

New headline idea:

The Saints fucking won the Super Bowl!

by Brendanukkah on Feb 7, 2010 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

I blame

that missed FG. It was so long a miss was likely, and then the Saints got excellent field position.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2010 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

Colts got there ass kicked in the second half

its almost as if they pulled their starters

This thread is dead, taking WAY to long to load

You should follow me on twitter @DavefrmLville....the Onion does!

by Dave from Louisville on Feb 7, 2010 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

i blame csi

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

im sorry thannie

at least you have a college basketball title to look forward to

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

wait...

when did ’tHan become an Evan Turner fan?

/bazinga

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

ok

but Turner didnt play in half those games and wasnt healthy in another. he should be 100% for the tourney. it’ll be badass if UK ends up playing OSU in the tourney. he and Wall are clearly the sickest melon farmers in the game right now.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

actch

cousins has become a bigger threat for UK. If Wall picks up his intensity again he’s still UK’s most talented player, but right now Cousins is a better POY candidate

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

In conference play

Downey is averaging 31 points per game. On 43% shooting. He also has more turnovers than assists.

Cousins is averaging 18 ppg and 11 rebounds. He is also leading the conference in field goal percentage.

Cousins team is also in 1st place. These are his points and rebounds totals from the last six games.

16 & 11
16 & 14
27 & 12
21 & 10
18 & 13
19 & 13

I think it’s clear he should be the POY in the SEC.

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

i think he should be, too

but the SEC gets to choose, and downey seems to be the favored candidate at this time.

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

he shoulda stayed at cincinnati

Doesn’t look like anybody’s going to be able to guard Cousins the rest of the season. I think he’ll win the award.

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah Cousins is a tough bastard

but even he doesnt stack up to Turner. unfortunately, the Bucks dont have much else to crow about.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah turner stats are going to be better

UK has 3 players that are legit 1st team all americans and will probably all be lottery picks this season. It’s hard for any one of those players to put up the same point totals as a player that’s the main focus of a team’s offense (turner and/or downey).

by 'tHan on Feb 8, 2010 8:38 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, hopefully uk will win

ultimately this game was kinda like the colts going for the perfect season.

Caldwell wasn’t nearly aggressive enough to get it done.

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

um, did anyone watch undercover boss?

killed me

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

Killed you

in what way?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 8, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

i got verklempt

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 8, 2010 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I left it on while doing some other stuff

but it seemed to be done well. I think that mainly the COO was a really good guy for it. He seemed sincere about how it impacted him and all. The teaser for the next one suggests that maybe that one is more about finding employees doing stupid shit, and then revealing that the higher-ups saw it.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 8, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah. which sounds awesome too

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 8, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

When I was in executive managemnt we always liked to:

1. Blame the morons beneath us
2. Smile to their faces after we’d peed in their Wheaties
3. Only hired skankily cute girls with fake breasts and rubber lips
4. Enjoyed that most exciting of moments of letting go really poor hardworking folks to make room for more #3s.
4. Occasionally hanging w/the Warehouse guys/Delivery staff pretending to care so that I could spy on them.
5. Squashing the egos of pompous recently graduated college hirees.

that’s why I can’t wait to watch In The closet Boss

'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."

Sarah Palin

by Madville on Feb 8, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

If I may reiterate:

Look Peyton, Eli and Archie are all from New Orleans…

Saints win and the Mannings get kudos fro being local boys.

'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."

Sarah Palin

by Madville on Feb 7, 2010 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

Hmmmmmmmmmm

fix’d?

Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part

by johnu1 on Feb 8, 2010 1:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Come on

Almost 800 comment and nobody mentioned that New Orleans is a Dying Whore?

"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." - George Costanza

by beasleymachine on Feb 7, 2010 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

I know what you mean

about the Dying Whore.

Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part

by johnu1 on Feb 8, 2010 1:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I will read all 792 comments (as of this point) tomorrow

I’m way too drunk to comprehend these comments right now

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 7, 2010 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

I try to never read the comments until after I've responded to them.

'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."

Sarah Palin

by Madville on Feb 7, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

high life?

btw, you have the best block handwriting of anyone who sent me a check

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Feb 7, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't write in cursive at all

I had to take a couple calligraphy classes when I was in the golf industry to make scoreboards.

Interesting way to meet chicks, actually.

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 8, 2010 9:04 AM EST up reply actions  

So...

What’d I miss?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Feb 8, 2010 11:18 AM EST reply actions  

If you were with LB you didn't miss nuttin'

'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."

Sarah Palin

by Madville on Feb 8, 2010 11:31 AM EST reply actions  

That's kind of how I figured it.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Feb 8, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Am i the only one who giggled at the VW punch buggy commercial?

The Google commercial was best IMO. Those guys could take a dump and it would be the greatest dump ever taken. They’re that good.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 8, 2010 12:03 PM EST reply actions  

yes.

'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."

Sarah Palin

by Madville on Feb 8, 2010 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

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