but did you guys watch the UK game today? DeMarcus Cousins is a beast!!!!

And I believe I have the best Vollyballer of the year too – Garielle Reese

Although Misty Moo may disagree

myself as the least understood, least appreciated and underused contributor in blog sports history. But if Jennie Finch says it’s all right, then I am good to go with it.

So what was this about Dana Eveland getting traded to Toronto. I bet those guys are trying to build a wiener.

I hereby nombulate Gray as the sabertoothed metric of the year. When this guy analyzes, I just go Canadian. I want to be traded to Toronto.

Most Sabermatic-JinAz

WTF Award – least likely to be understood-ummmmm, Mads, I hate to do this to you, but you just got pipped by Johnu1. I can’t tell what the hell he’s saying most of the time.

MVC – Most Valuable Commenter-’nukkah….that dude is hilarious

Wordmeister – most eloquent-Verka Serducha…he makes me cry

Wordkeester – least eloquent-that’s just mean

Deleter – Mod who deletes the most comments-sure as hell ain’t me, I just figured out how to do it.

Pop Tart – RR’er issued the most pop ups-????

Hijacker – most likely to go off topic and derail a thread-Here’s your wheelhouse Mads…congrats

Comedien – Funniest RR’er-BK….dude is hilarious

Most profane-justin

Most innane (in a good way)-’than

Most insane (in a good way)-jch24

2nd worst speller-vottoholic

RR Fanpost of the Year-no idea

2009 Game Thread of the Year-no idea

Prediction of the Year-Dusty gets fired

Best, and Worst, Burger of the Year—Best: Shake Shack….y’all don’t even understand how good it is. It is the #1 must if you are in NYC.

Most Sabermatic – SteelSD

WTF Award – least likely to be understood – johnu1

MVC – Most Valuable Commenter – Slyde (and no, this isn’t sucking up)

Wordmeister – most eloquent – your mom

Wordkeester – least eloquent – ’tHan

Deleter – Mod who deletes the most comments – jch24

Pop Tart – RR’er issued the most pop ups – what does this even mean?

Hijacker – most likely to go off topic and derail a thread – Highlifeman21 (just being honest)

Comedien – Funniest RR’er – BK

Most profane – Highlifeman21 (I like F bombs, what can I say?)

Most innane (in a good way) – justin

Most insane (in a good way) – Madville

2nd worst speller – anyone making fun of justin

RR Fanpost of the Year – jch24’s 4 part series of visiting the dump that is Cincinnati

2009 Game Thread of the Year -

Prediction of the Year -

Best, and Worst, Burger of the Year – Best = Zip’s, Worst = tie between Quatman’s & Mt. Adam’s Bar & Grill

Most Sabermatic – JinAZ, no two ways. He spins my head right round, right round.

WTF Award – least likely to be understood – I’m sticking with Mads here. Johnu1 has his moments, but for “How the hell did we go from talking about a guy’s OPS+ to the sexual orientation of a cow in one post?” goodness, Mads is my guy. I swear I’m not sucking up just because I’m going to illicit a professional recommendation from this man.

MVC – Most Valuable Commenter – I’m going to focus on the word “commenter” here and say ’nukkah by a mile.

Wordmeister – I’m partial to Gray & nycredsfan, very well spoken the both of them.

Wordkeester – Any single one of us when we’ve had too much to drink in a Saturday night game thread.

Deleter – Yours truly baby. I delete for fun to screw up the occasional thread, I delete because I don’t want (too) personal information about myself posted here. Deal with it, bitches.

Pop Tart – I honestly have never seen a pop up. obc, consider yourself warned.

Hijacker – ’tHan/boobs for catjacks, Daedalus & ’mache for sexism/racism, and Mads for bowling/60s stories

Comedien – Funniest RR’er – ’nukkah. The boy has a gift. Honorable Mention to BK here.

Most profane – Justin when he’s excited or had a bit too much to drink

Most innane (in a good way) – Slyde, hands down. BTW, it’s inane, dumbass.

Most insane (in a good way) – Here’s where I’ll give credit to johnu1, as he’s coming hard out of turn 4, chasing down Mads.

2nd worst speller – Dave From Louisville. Seriously dude, you’re giving Cards fans everywhere a bad name with your piss poor spelling grammar. Step it up son. :)

RR Fanpost of the Year – The GABP Smoking thread, seeing as it was the first legit 1000+ commented non-game thread that I know of.

2009 Game Thread of the Year – Oh jeez, I dunno.

Prediction of the Year – The Reds win 88 games and are in the hunt until the last week of the season. SRSLY.

Best, and Worst, Burger of the Year – Best is TTC’s lump crab, worst was Mt. Adams B&G.

Most Sabermatic -JinAz

WTF Award – least likely to be understood -

MVC – JinAz

Wordmeister – Madville

Wordkeester – BK

Deleter – CharlieScrabbles, But I still love him dearly.

Pop Tart – Jch24

Hijacker – Jch24

Comedien – Brendnukkah

Most profane – Hail Mary x 100

Most innane (in a good way) – no clue what that means

Most insane (in a good way) – Mads

2nd worst speller – Depends, Is Innane a word?

RR Fanpost of the Year – Football Thread # 7389

2009 Game Thread of the Year – 22-1, Hamels vs Cueto

Prediction of the Year – Aaron to Mets after they have another terrible year with injuries

Best, and Worst, Burger of the Year – From what I hear, Quatmans.. But I’ve had Anus burgers at BK before

Most Sabermatic – JinAZ

WTF Award – least likely to be understood – johnu1 is making Mads look like a completely reasonable human being

MVC – Most Valuable Commenter – ’nukkah

Wordmeister – most eloquent – Gray

Wordkeester – least eloquent – obc2

Deleter – Mod who deletes the most comments – jch24

Pop Tart – RR’er issued the most pop ups – Scrabbles

Hijacker – most likely to go off topic and derail a thread – obc2, duh

Comedien – Funniest RR’er – It goes ’nukkah, MM, then ’tHan and Pops, then down from there

Most profane – fuckingjustin007000, honorable mention to that crolfer

Most innane (in a good way) – justin

Most insane (in a good way) – Mads

2nd worst speller – anyone making fun of justin

RR Fanpost of the Year – anything obc doesn’t write

2009 Game Thread of the Year – all of them!

Prediction of the Year – Jay Bruce, All-Star

Best, and Worst, Burger of the Year – TTC, Mt. Adams olive martini burger

Most Sabermatic: Gray, but JinAz is a number off

WTF Award – least likely to be understood … not clear on what you meant

MVC – Most Valuable Commenter Petey has the best tirades; does that count?

Wordmeister – most eloquent C’mon, this is a fruckin’ sports blog

Wordkeester – least eloquent … letttmegittttbak2uonthat1ok

Deleter – Mod who deletes the most comments … crap, I didn’t know anyone did this

Pop Tart – RR’er issued the most pop ups … same guy we hired to be our bombcatcher

Hijacker – most likely to go off topic and derail a thread t’Han and it’s wonderful.

Comedien – Funniest RR’er … Yep.

Most profane … you are just begging for this one, aren’t you? You fucker, you.

Most inane (in a good way) … hmmm … the blonde who serves coffee on the night shfit

Most insane (in a good way) … same blonde, different day.

2nd worst speller … po-tay-toe Joe

RR Fanpost of the Year … to be honest, the 25 fictional ballplayers borders on artistic genius!!

Game thread, prediction, burger … jeezus el producto … I feel like I am applying for a federal goddamned loan. I ain’t ‘et a hamboogie in Cincy since the old White Castle down the block from Crosley Field. I also predict I don’t croak this year.

if I don’t win one I’m going to cry on the internets

Most Sabermatic – 3 way tie - Slyde, JinAZ and SidNanacy

WTF Award – least likely to be understood- Daedalus

MVC – Most Valuable Commenters – BK, ’tHan and Thundering Turtle

Wordmeister – most eloquent – Man Mountain

Wordkeester – least eloquent - Man Mountain

Deleter – Mod who deletes the most comments -Charlie Scrabbles (someone has to keep this place functional)

Pop Tart – RR’er issued the most pop ups – Lifetime Achievement Award to Fat Vegas Alan

Hijacker – most likely to go off topic and derail a thread – Farneyismyco-pilot

Comedien – Funniest RR’er – Pops Daniels

Most profane - Ash (just because she doesn’t write it doesn’t mean she doesn’t think it)

Most innane (in a good way) - jsl413 (There’s no crying in Red Reporterland)

Most insane (in a good way) - Petey Hendrix, close 2nd jch24

2nd worst speller – moi

RR Fanpost of the Year – God Nose

2009 Game Thread of the Year – No idea

Prediction of the Year – Todd Frazier

Best, and Worst, Burger of the Year – Best Burger – Gordo’s – Worst – Squatman’s

Best RR Photographer – BubbFan

Best Old School RR – Caleb and ol’ pete

Best Couple – obc and jch24

Most likely to succeed – Gray

Most Sabermatic – SidNancy gets the nod.

WTF Award – least likely to be understood – Verka

MVC – Most Valuable Commenter – Based on both volume & quality, it has to be Brendanukkah.

Wordmeister – most eloquent – I’ll say Gray. MM would be close, but he’s not around much anymore.

Wordkeester – least eloquent – Justin

Deleter – Mod who deletes the most comments – JCH

Pop Tart – RR’er issued the most pop ups – It’s gotta be me, nobody else even seem to know what this category means.

Hijacker – most likely to go off topic and derail a thread – I’ve spent an entire year devoted to trying to win this award.

Comedien – Funniest RR’er – Intentional or Unintentional? Intentional is either Farney, BK, or Brendan. Unintentional is DaveFromLouisville for his ridiculous U of L based claims.

Most profane – Ash by a mile.

Most innane (in a good way) – OBC

Most insane (in a good way) – Madville

2nd worst speller – DaveFromLouisville UNBELEAVABLE!

RR Fanpost of the Year – UK vs. Louisville game thread!

2009 Game Thread of the Year – the one that got a lot of comments.

Prediction of the Year – Jets are gonna win

Best, and Worst, Burger of the Year – Best is gordo’s, favorite is Opening Day, Worst is Mt. Adams

Most genuinely likable RR – Caleb

Red Reporter In Memoriam – Sukr & Red Menace

would I be ban’d as well as win ‘Most Profane’? Because that would almost be worth it. I have to take that loud bitch down!

As for second worst speller — it has to be me.

Most Sabermatic-Jinaz and Slyde

WTF Award – least likely to be understood-Verka

MVC – Most Valuable Commenter-Charlie

Wordmeister – most eloquent-Verka

Wordkeester – least eloquent -Tim

Deleter – Mod who deletes the most comments -Slyde

Pop Tart – RR’er issued the most pop ups -’tHan

Hijacker – most likely to go off topic and derail a thread-Mads

Comedien – Funniest RR’er -Alan

Most profane -boobs

Most innane (in a good way) -Mads

Most insane (in a good way) -Mads

2nd worst speller -Mads

RR Fanpost of the Year too lazy to think about it

2009 Game Thread of the Year -Drew Stubbs Walk Off

Prediction of the Year -Harang will put up better numbers than he did in 2007

Best, and Worst, Burger of the Year Was not a part of it.

Would someone please list all of the 2009 first time posters?

Most Sabermatic – JInaz, Slyder, and Sidnancy

WTF Award – least likely to be understood- justin

MVC – Most Valuable Commenter – ’nukkah

Wordmeister – most eloquent- Man Mounting

Wordkeester – least eloquent – Reynard

Deleter – Mod who deletes the most comments- no idea

Pop Tart – RR’er issued the most pop ups

Hijacker – most likely to go off topic and derail a thread- ’than…goddamn UK basketball bullshit

Comedien – Funniest RR’er – your momma

Most profane – The Finest Muffins

….ran out of steam.

Interloper… I’d like to thank the academy, craft services…

im pretty disappointed in my absence from all these lists

Most Sabermatic-Jinaz (defeats Slyde by a wide, wide margin)

WTF Award – Daedalus (hopefully we’ll get another Miami grad here soon to do battle with)

MVC – Most Valuable Commenter- tHan (hook me up with some of that skunked yuengling this summer)

Wordmeister – most eloquent – Gray

Wordkeester – least eloquent – Farney

Deleter – Mod who deletes the most comments – power hungry jch

Pop Tart – RR’er issued the most pop ups -’tHan

Hijacker – most likely to go off topic and derail a thread- BK (foot fairy)

Comedien – Funniest RR’er – Mads (but not by design)

Most profane – that fuckface jch

Most innane (in a good way) – ash

Most insane (in a good way) – all the Obama backers, duh

2nd worst speller -Mads

RR Fanpost of the Year – I’d go with the Bardzilla. Epic.

2009 Game Thread of the Year – Game 124

Prediction of the Year – “Rolen is gonna get hit by a pitch” followed by baseball to his face.

Best, and Worst, Burger of the Year -- Best – Gordo’s Jean Robert. Mmmmm, grape compote! Worst – Quatmans. But Opening Day gets Burger of the Year award for watching the patty go from fridge to grill to plate to barstool right in front of ya.

for “Second Worst Speller”

The Ken Burns RR documentary lifetime ahcievement award:

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