Why should we wish Man Mountain a happy birthday?
by Brendanukkah on Feb 5, 2010 11:10 AM EST
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Shut up is why!
That's right, it's the birthday of second- or third-favorite North Carolinian! He's turning the big 3-0, which means you can expect to see him on the left side of the Reds infield in about five years. Sure, he's not been around as much lately, but is that his fault? No! It's our fault for not being cool enough. Be better, everyone else!
To celebrate this momentous occasion, you can read something classy, listen to some rockin' tunes, or revel in some athletic excellence.
Happy birthday, Man Mountain! Here's hoping you get something besides a freeloading houseguest.
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Happy Birthday MM!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Happy Birthday!
I heart Man Mounting.
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
haha
I bet you do
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle
I would propose a toast but his Mountainness has been away on sabbatical from RR
God just when we need him the most…
HB – singer of songs (pay no attention to that homophonic Pops guy, he means well)
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980
I do sing with a lisp.
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
well crap
HBD, MM.
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
Happy Birthday, sir.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 5, 2010 3:32 PM EST reply actions
Feliz Cumpleanos, Sr. Mountain!
I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71
Dee felice Cuaffle to you ZJiff !!!!
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980
Yep
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Feb 5, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
rec'd because its his birthday
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Feb 5, 2010 7:37 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
rec'd because I thought about doing this but refrained
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 5, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Happy Belated bday wishes MM
rocking that Bam Margera look, eh?
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
I was legally declared dead ciraca 1951 and then agaun durig the psychedelic wars (1966- 1972).
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980
Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated
Thanks to all for the wishes, both good and ill.
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
It would be super weird
if they weren’t exaggerated, and you still posted.
I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71
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