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  • Joey Votto says he's not passed the problems that sidelined him last season
    "A lot of people want miracles," he said. "Life’s not like that. I’m making progress. I’m going in the right direction."

    I think it's pretty easy to underestimate just how difficult this kind of thing must be. And it's really good to see Votto be so realistic about it. I'm rooting for this guy 100%. Not as a ballplayer, but as a person.

  • Yonder Alonso says he is learning a lot from Votto
    In fact, the two have become good friends. "I thought when I first came in, ‘Man, it is going to be hard dealing with Votto,’ " Alonso said. "But it was the exact opposite. He has just done nothing but help me out and been a good friend. He told me how Albert Pujols (of the St. Louis Cardinals) helped him out a lot and he is trying to do the same for me."

  • The bidding is now open for the opportunity to be in a team photo with the Reds
    Me, I'd be too embarrassed to do such a thing. A scrawny idiot with a goofball smile and two thumbs up would be hilariously conspicuous in a photo with 24 imposing athletes and Danny Ray Herrera.

  • Sheldon wonders what the addition of Jonny Gomes does to the LF sitch
    so he asked Dusty:

    "I don't know yet," he said. "We have tremendous talent up there. We have Dickerson. Gomes is a heck of a hitter. We have Nix, who did a good job for us. Balentien, I heard he had a good winter. Heisey was our [minor league] player of the year. I don't know Anderson and I heard a little bit about Dorn. We're trying to go north with the best team that can go north."

    He also says Todd Frazier and Juan Francisco will start in the infield, likely at 3B. Once they get their infield legs on them they will check out the outfield too. I think for those of us wondering what the Reds thought of Frazier this is an interesting tidbit. It seems they see him as an infielder first. Whether that means 3B, SS, 2B, or 1B remains to be seen.

  • Jerry Crasnick has a piece on Aroldis Chapman's transition to this American life.  PeteyHendrix FanShot'd this yesterday.

    "We keep reading about his maturity," Jocketty said. "But from everything we've seen, he's a very mature kid, and very intelligent and baseball-savvy. I wonder what people are basing [their comments] on, because it's not like the Cuban coaches are going to tell you that. Maybe it's coming from guys who couldn't get him signed."

  • Jack Moore at FanGraphs checks out the situations of a pair of guys who are out of options
    Wladimir Balentien is one of them. Moore says Balentien is clearly behind Drew Stubbs and Jay Bruce, and Chris Dickerson and Jonny Gomes are probably ahead of him too. He says a poor spring from Balentien could lead to Laynce Nix taking the 5th OF spot. I don't really believe that though. Balentien is still only 25, and though he's struggled in the majors, he still has potential. Nix is what he is and only has a minor league deal. I think the Reds outfield, barring any injuries, is pretty well set.

  • Gomes is purty happy with his new deal with the Reds
    Fay has the deets too: $800K this season with an option for next at $1.75 mil. That's much friendlier than the $3 mil or so he would have gotten if offered arbitration.  You gotta hand it to Mr. Jocketty. He read the market this winter like a dime-store novel.

  • Doc says the Reds are still an "if" team
    "If A. Harang can remember who he used to be… If H. Bailey and J. Cueto can keep the curve trending upward… If D. Stubbs is the answer at leadoff and J. Bruce is a consistent force in the middle of the lineup… If C. Dickerson stays healthy and J. Gomes stays powerful.. If, when we ask J. Votto, ‘how are you feeling?’ we’re wondering about a tight hamstring… "

    Lucky for us though, he says the Cardinals are the only team that clearly looks better. And of course, he gets in his obligatory "small-market" jab.

  • FanGraphs fantasy page compares Joey Votto and Adrian Gonzalez
    and concludes that they are essentially equal. Votto posted a wRC+ (a nifty little stat that works like better version of OPS+) of 157 last season while Gonzo clocked in at 158. Both project to regress a bit next season for different reasons, but still remain premiere options at 1B. But they give the edge (in fantasy terms) to Votto for playing his games at GABP instead of Petco.

  • Dan Turkenkopf at BtB takes an interesting look at the relationship between wrist injuries and power
    which is even more interesting to me as a Reds fan, since one of our best prospects broke his hamate bone last summer.

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UNCOACHABLE!
“The second day or so here, we were working on his pickoff move to first base,” Price said. “I went to give him a little pointer and he said, ‘No, that’s not my good move,’ and the next thing you know, he has three or four different moves. I was like, ’Who’s teaching who right now?’”

by Daedalus on Feb 24, 2010 7:25 AM EST reply actions  

That's what I hate about managers (at work, not baseball)

They observe you for two days and they think they know you well enough to start “fixing” you.

by Brian B on Feb 24, 2010 9:31 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

MLBTR is reporting

that the Reds have acquired SP Daryl Harang from the York

From what Ive read, He work his was up from reliever to starter in the past few years. AAA Fodder if you ask me.

by Excalib8 on Feb 24, 2010 7:57 AM EST reply actions  

And Eruption is such a good song for Jonny Gomes

Honestly, did you just type in guitar solo into google, Or did you take one look at that fro hawk and think Van Halen?

by Excalib8 on Feb 24, 2010 8:07 AM EST up reply actions  

it was my first thought

well, my second. my first was Bill and Ted, but then i thought, “what real song sounds like Bill and Ted”?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 24, 2010 8:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I would be surprised

if he’s AAA fodder. After four years in pro baseball, he was still in A-ball. He finally made it to AA in his fifth year, and didn’t do so well. He was released the next year – before he qualified to be a free agent. That’s why he was playing in an independent league last year.

I would start him at AA at the most.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 24, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree with your assessment..

..though I know not much more about him other than what I’ve read in this thread.

But isn’t AAA kinda like where over-the-hill prospects go to die? I remember reading once that some ‘career minor leaguer’ types (pitchers) felt that they could perform consistently better in AAA because there were fewer hot-shot prospects trying to catch the eyes of the front office by having a two-homer game. The feeling was that if you were in AAA, the club would come and get you when the MLB team had a need to fill. If you were in AA is what up to you to prove that you needed to be somewhere else in the organization.

This was years ago that I read this article (and established this perception in my mind) so maybe it’s no longer true- if it ever was.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 24, 2010 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

That makes sense,

and I’ve read Dusty and Walt saying over and over that the best prospects and better competition are often in AA. Dusty just said it this week in regards to somebody, Frazier I think.

Still, if the guy hasn’t performed above A ball, asking him to jump into AAA is too much, especially since he won’t be needed there.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Feb 24, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah

i see him bouncing around the lower levels, filling in where he’s needed.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 24, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Most pitchers

coming out of indy ball into affiliated ball are AA at best and would generally get hammered if they went up to AAA. Exceptions are relief pitchers but they are mostly all setup men.

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

any relation to aaron?

You should follow me on twitter @DavefrmLville....the Onion does!

by Dave from Louisville on Feb 24, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

younger brother

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Feb 24, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 24, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Votto

He’s not gonna flake on us again this year, is he?

by 76 Reds on Feb 24, 2010 8:40 AM EST reply actions  

flake?

I have a hard time calling what he was going through last year “flaking”. And yet, he was still pretty much a badass at the plate all year.

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by Slyde on Feb 24, 2010 8:51 AM EST up reply actions  

i kinda thought he was joking,

but i looked at the rest of his comments and it’s unlikely that he is.

Sonny my pitched my wild

by GrooveLeg on Feb 24, 2010 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

ouch...

Sonny my pitched my wild

by GrooveLeg on Feb 24, 2010 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Depression...

Depression is not flaking. I went through an almost identical situation 10 years ago. The sudden loss of your dad can really mess with you. Combine that with the high pressure of playing like an all star in the show? I’m surprised he did as well as he did! I know that as far a 3 years down the line from my Dad’s death in a car accident , I was still prone to just completely break down at the oddest times.

by blotzphoto on Feb 26, 2010 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

good share

thanks

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 26, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Great point, and sorry for your loss

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 26, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Flake

He went AWOL, thats flaking

by 76 Reds on Feb 24, 2010 9:11 AM EST reply actions  

Never dealt with depression, have you?

Arguing with you isn’t worth getting angry over.

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by ZJiff30 on Feb 24, 2010 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

No

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Feb 24, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, what happened to your nickname thread?

Did you delete it or did the mods burn it down?

by Brian B on Feb 24, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

We didn't take it down dangit!

Or at least no one I’ve asked did, and I didn’t drink at all yesterday so it wasn’t me. :)

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Feb 24, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Definitely a good argument.

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Feb 24, 2010 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dips**ts.

by btcoop71 on Feb 24, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I love Jockertty's line about Chapman and sour grapes

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 9:32 AM EST reply actions  

second'd

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Feb 24, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

As do I.

I thought of you last night (and other RR drankers) when I read this yummy review.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 24, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

if anyone would like to send me beer, i would happily accept

drinking one kind all the time (it’s a pilsner style, not bad, only 4.1%), is boring. i really, really, really want a sam adams right now.

by Daedalus on Feb 24, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Sam Adams has a good new pilsner on tap everywhere now.

Everywhere here.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 24, 2010 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Winter Ale, mmmmmmmmmmm

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Feb 24, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Love the crafted ales.

I’m down to the last two or three from my supply of Anchor’s “Merry Christmas-Happy New Year” Ale. I think it’s my favorite beer I’ve ever had and I guess I can’t get it again until November. I’m sure that they make something very similar. Research begins soon.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 24, 2010 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I dunno.

I bought a case in January and I’ve been having it all the time :)

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 24, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

okay Paul.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Feb 24, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Guiness is on sale at Kroger

after the mail in rebate its like 2 dollars a 6-pack

by Excalib8 on Feb 24, 2010 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

not a terrible idea...

unless you’re too stoned to get up and mail it in.

They know what they’re doing.

by Excalib8 on Feb 24, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

buy the beer

take the time to fill out the crap, spend the postage to mail it in, wait 3-4 months, get a $4 check in the mail.

sounds like a great deal.

by 'tHan on Feb 24, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

My new BFF beers are from the Ommegang Brewery in Cooperstown, NY (yay, baseball!)

Every one I’ve had is wicked awesome. Not cheap, but damn good.

The other great stuff is New Belgium Brewery in Ft. Collins. I can’t get the stuff in NYC, but FTC is where my wife is from, so whenever we’re there we load up, and a pint of Fat Tire after skiing is about the best thing on earth.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Feb 24, 2010 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

New Belgium beers

hit big around here last year. Good stuff. Their Mothership Wit is very drinkable and pretty cheap, and you can’t really go wrong with Fat Tire.

I didn’t really like the Ommegang beer with the cherries, but I’ve liked every other one I’ve had from them.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 24, 2010 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Mothership Wit is great, my favorite is 1554, the dark ale

Never had the Ommegang cherry beer, but Hennepin and their Abbey Ale are ridiculous.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Feb 24, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed about both Ommegangs

but I think I somehow haven’t had 1554 yet. Oh, I think I tried it, and it was good but not what I was in the mood for. I don’t usually go for dark ales.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 24, 2010 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

That's racist!

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Feb 24, 2010 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

YES

1554 is my go-to since its oddly really cheap around here.

Thought I’ve had ommegang, though I thought I did…I’ll have to put that on the list

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by Cy Schourek on Feb 24, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you had Three Philosophers?

3P is one of my favorite beers, although it’s a sipper that compliments cheese.

FYI Ommegang has ties to the Belgium brewer Duvel. As a result it holds the rare distinction of an American beer that is imported into Belgium.

by Red Menace on Feb 25, 2010 2:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey there young fella, how have you been?

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

That's cool, I didn't know that

Next time I’m in Belgium I’ll look for it

3P is good, but not my favorite

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Feb 25, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought Noble Pils was too hoppy

But then again, I don’t like hoppy beers.

And I definitely cannot stand IPAs.

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 24, 2010 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not much of an IPA fan.

What are your favorites?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 24, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Beers I like

Sam Adams I like:

Summer Ale
Octoberfest
Winter Lager
Old Fezziwig Ale
Cherry Wheat
Cream Stout
Hefeweizen (this is probably my favorite style beer, also)
Scotch Ale
Blackberry Witbier
White Ale
Double Bock (but after 3 in a row I can’t stand it)
Imperial White
Imperial Stout
Utopia
Chocolate Bock
Millennium
Triple Bock (after 2, I throw in the towel)
Hallertau 24 (had it once at a Sam Adams party in Boston, but I remember liking it)

Hoegaarden is one of my favorite beers

I don’t mind Blue Moon

My go to beer is Miller High Life, true story

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 24, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

If you're referring to Blue Moon and Hoegaarden, I don't drink them with an orange wedge

If you’re referring to a different beer in the above list, then please clarify

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 24, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Beers I like

Coors Light

Man Thongs - The perfect male skater uni.

by Madville on Feb 24, 2010 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

with an orange slice?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Feb 24, 2010 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

with a side of Mock Turtle Soup

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 25, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Uh Blow me

Man Thongs - The perfect male skater uni.

by Madville on Feb 25, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Then I don't drink them with an orange wedge

I’ve trained the bartenders at my local watering hole to not fruit my beer

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 25, 2010 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Freshly made, Miller tastes sweet and creamy. After its pasteurized, it gets that bitter edge. True story.

by ol Pete on Feb 24, 2010 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

If you drink enough Miller High Life the girl on the bottle starts winking at you, true story

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Winking at YOU, maybe.

Psh. Winking.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 25, 2010 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

That......dirty......WHORE!

She told me I was the only one for her!

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

back in my drinking days

This bar I used to frequent, they had a trash can. We named it Edgar.

One day we put Edgar in the ladies washroom. You should have heard the commotion in there.

So I know what you mean about the winking, JCH.

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Feb 25, 2010 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

That is a true story

In college my 2nd time around, I had a sweet neon of the Miller High LIfe girl

Go figure, I was @ tOSU and someone stole it. Definitely didn’t see that one coming….

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 25, 2010 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I like cold beer

You guys are a bunch of pretenious MFers.

You should follow me on twitter @DavefrmLville....the Onion does!

by Dave from Louisville on Feb 25, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey now!

Nobody here is saying that we don’t like cold beer!

(Actually, only lagers are intended to served at the temperature you probably mean when you say ‘cold.’)

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 25, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd!

The best beer on the planet? FREE BEER.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought the Noble Pils tasted like a mixture of Bud Light and Sprite.

In a good way.

I tend to like heavier, heartier beers that might make you stop after just one say, “Damn. That was a good beer. I’m done drinking now.” But I’ve gotta say that I was ready to drink three or four of those bad boys.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 24, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Sam Adams has a wheat ale?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 24, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah...the Budweiser Wheat Ale is, unsurprisingly, not so good.

I’m not a huge Sam Adams fan really. More generally, there are some really horrible American hefeweizens.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 24, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

they have a cherry wheat, if I recall correctly

But no has has had a Sam Adams since 1998, so who really knows?

by Brian B on Feb 24, 2010 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't like cherry wheat at all

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Feb 24, 2010 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't call myself a fan of Sam Adams

but every variety I’ve had of theirs has been decent… except the Cherry Wheat. It’s a cough-syrupy abomination. Cherry blends much better with porters, but American craft brewers insist on adding it to their already poor hefes. I won’t risk another American cherry wheat.

by Red Menace on Feb 25, 2010 2:35 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

dont fruit the beer

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 25, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Lost Coast Brewing Tangerine Wheat

Yep.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 25, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Sam Adams :: beer

Melting Pot :: romantic dinner.

Sure, it’s not bad, but it’s pretty much the most white-bread “not bad” you can find.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Feb 24, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

At least there's no pretension with Sam Adams

I hate, hate the Melting Pot. “No reservations?! Quelle horreur!”

by ken on Feb 24, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

If anyone would like to send me beer, I would also happily accept

Anything but Burger, I don’t have enough pepper to make that stuff drinkable.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Depression

If he takes a month off every season, that will be depressing.

by 76 Reds on Feb 24, 2010 9:33 AM EST reply actions  

Shut up woman get on my horse

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll show him where the lemonade is made!

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

good lord

it’s a reference to an internet video. Go watch it. It’s funny.

by 'tHan on Feb 24, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

but

Not likely to be the opening video at the next NOW convention. :-)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 24, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Why not?

She’s standing her ground by refusing the lewd man’s advances and suggestions to touch his steed’s penis, showed she is more intelligent by correcting him about the universe, is situationally aware enough to resist going to see “where the lemonade is made”, and even shows an empowered/adventurous side when she’s willing to lick the horse to see how it tastes. Are those not all qualities NOW would promote? :)

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

You're gonna get yourself killed, you know that?

NOW has secret ninja operatives.

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by ZJiff30 on Feb 25, 2010 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Then definitely don't visit zombo.com

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Not to beat this dead horse again

But I definitely agree with the “wrist injury sapping power” argument. I think Yonder will be just fine this year.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 9:34 AM EST reply actions  

hahaha

Probably did that too, the limp-wristed pansy.

FWIW, breaking your hamate hurts like a sonofabitch. It hurt me worse than breaking my ankle, shot BAD pain all the way up to my elbow and made my ring and pinky fingers go completely numb.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, you know it did

I’ve been married, divorced, engaged and unengaged since then!

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

You forgot "engaged" again

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 24, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not engaged, Dr. McDreamy

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

That is a coincidence and irrelevant

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 24, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Not a cowincidence and irrelephant?

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

What the hell ever happened to "in sickness and in health" damnit?

You’re spot on about me being a whiner though, rec’d. :)

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

nothing sadder than a proposal gone wrong...

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by BubbaFan on Feb 24, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Classy all around.

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by Gray on Feb 24, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't get it

Steve answered with a “no”? Is Steve a girl? Is the proposee a guy? Occam’s Razor precludes a bisexual love triangle, but I’ve seen weirder (online).

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by Cy Schourek on Feb 24, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

The proposee is bad at spelling/grammar

If you look closely you’ll see a comma after ‘Steve". She missed putting the apostrophe in "answer’s".

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, and she forgot the "the" before "answer's" as well

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

She probably couldn't find any extra apostrophes.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 24, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

this jerk took even more

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by Cy Schourek on Feb 24, 2010 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 24, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

And then I saw the comma.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 24, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I see Andyfan is on the injured wrist list

He suffered a broken hamate bone, too. Though it was because he was hit by a pitch, not during a swing.

He played so little after the wrist injury, though. At least at the big league level.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 24, 2010 10:17 AM EST reply actions  

Ripping on Votto here is like going to a Christian blog and ripping on Jesus

As BK so delicately put it on Twitter: “Jesus is a pussy. Couldn’t even play through being nailed to the cross? Go back to Canada, Hoser Jesus!”

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Feb 24, 2010 10:58 AM EST reply actions  

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 24, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm for it.

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by Cy Schourek on Feb 24, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

in defense

criticism of Votto (or any player) is more than welcome. healthy debate is what it’s all about, right? it’s the prickish bullshit like “Votto is a mangina” that crosses the line. that’s not debate, that’s asshole.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 24, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

And "Votto is a flake" is debate?

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by BK on Feb 24, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

i think you read me wrong

“Votto is a flake/mangina” is asshole.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 24, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok then I agree

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by BK on Feb 24, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

And in defense

76 is allowed to be an asshole.

Red Reporter will either shout him down (if he keeps it up) or educate/reform him. (Because none of us are assholes.)

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 24, 2010 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I guess I line up with this point of view

FVA is right. The debate last summer about Votto ranged from cruel to abusive but I think the intelligent voices won out. Calling Votto a “flake” is probably no worse than what some of the rest of us call our less-talented ballplayers. Most of us understand what Votto went through.

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by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Speak for yourself, asshole

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone's a jerk. Me. You. That jerk.

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by Cy Schourek on Feb 24, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Just one, pal.

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Feb 24, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm surrounded by assholes!

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I miss BruzFan

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

True, but he really hasn't been the same since.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 24, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

his hands got worse though.

Like he had holes in them.

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by ZJiff30 on Feb 24, 2010 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Enquirer working on the cover for their baseball section

Fay has video of the photo shoot. Two things: 1. Where’s Volquez? 2. The most accomplished pitcher in the group is in the back corner. WTF?

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by Slyde on Feb 24, 2010 11:16 AM EST reply actions  

Easy

That makes him much easier to photoshop out when they trade him for Hanley Ramirez at the deadline.

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by BK on Feb 24, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

That was a really boring video

After the first 20 seconds. Really? Over a minute of four guys standing still?

by the finest muffins on Feb 24, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Thrilling footage!

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by Gray on Feb 24, 2010 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Is it

Cueto, Bailey, Chapman and Leake?

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Feb 24, 2010 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes

Foreshadowing for later on this season, perhaps?

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by BK on Feb 24, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

yes, please

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by nycredsfan on Feb 24, 2010 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

this reminds me

of those old-time film clips that show Ruth, Gehrig, and two other fairly famous guys standing around laughing. These clips show up in Ken Burns documentaries.

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by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

"Look how much we're enjoying the Civil War!"

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Feb 24, 2010 11:51 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Can't hardly wait

I just wonder how closely the Reds will guard the arb clock on Leake and Chapman. For Chapman, there’s no incentive to wait beyond June 2011 unless he’s not ready — and even then, the bonus-money conversion won’t be too steep if he gets arb in the 5th year rather than the 4th.

On Leake, I wonder if they keep him down until at least September and bring up Wood, Wells or LeCure to cover spot starts.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Feb 24, 2010 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I definitely see him hitting arb by his 5th year, 2014.

That would only require him getting called up in late June or later of this year, though.

With Leake, he won’t get called up to cover spot starts. Even if he is ready-ish, you don’t want to call up a stud #1 prospect to make 1 or 2 starts, then get sent back down. I think when he’s here, he’ll be here to stay.

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by nycredsfan on Feb 24, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

With Aroldis

if he was kept down all of ‘10 and ’11, the Reds would have control of him through 2017, right? Having him up when he’s ready and becoming part of a monster rotation in 2011 is definitely the priority, but that’s not a bad fallback — assuming he’s just taking a little extra time to develop and not turning into a bust.

If things go well, the Reds could have both Leake and Chapman under team control through at least 2016.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Feb 24, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

That could be true if things go poorly also...

under control and in the majors that is.

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Feb 24, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Even if they call him up late this year, they'd have control of him through 2016.

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by nycredsfan on Feb 24, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

A Big Train Moment

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by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 11:43 AM EST reply actions  

well crap

Trying that again

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by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 11:44 AM EST reply actions  

70,000 fans?

Wow.

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by Gray on Feb 24, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

several things

1. Of course any “war” effort would get lots of attention.
2. Ruth AND Johnson were still incredibly popular, a part of our lore that is hard to imagine.
3. No television to promote this event but it was in NYC, where the newspaper must have been an awesome tool.
4. Yankee Stadium held around 55,000, so they may have lied a little on the attendance but if they could get 15,000 SRO in there, wow. I bet the urinal troughs were abuzz.
5. The announcer said $80,000 for the war effort. What did a ticket cost? This was a regular doubleheader between the NYY and Wash.

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by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently the average ticket price at the time

was somewhere around $1.40, so that seems about right. Then again, the Yankees might have had more expensive tickets than most teams…

Also, apparently Yankee Stadium actually seated 70,000 at the time, though this is a bit muddier.

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by Gray on Feb 24, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm ...

I did NOT know this. Thanks.

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by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Was there a link somewhere

to this Homerific article in SI?

The storyline is that he really got a boost in his game from learning a splitter from Lehr. What was the story about a coach altering his mechanics and getting more velocity?

by ol Pete on Feb 24, 2010 11:53 AM EST reply actions  

He had talked with the pitching coach at the University of Texas

He immediately saw something, made a tweak, and Bailey started pitching better. It filled us with confidence in the abilities of our internal pitching coaches.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 24, 2010 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

damn

i didn’t know he sliced his hand and dropped a weight on it.

Sonny my pitched my wild

by GrooveLeg on Feb 24, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Both happened

in the off season between 2008 and 2009 he worked with the Texas coach and found his mid 90’s velocity, and last year he picked up the splitter from Lehr.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Feb 24, 2010 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

"boost staff"

C’mon, is SI written by 12 year olds now? Am I a 12-year old now?

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by Cy Schourek on Feb 24, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate to say it, but Doc's right

The Reds are still a big IF team.

They need way too many things to fall their way to be better than .500, not to mention making the playoffs.

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 24, 2010 12:00 PM EST reply actions  

Most teams are kinda iffy

Anybody in the NL-C outside of Birdland has to be wondering about a lot of stuff.
The folks who need to worry the most are the Cubbos. Another step backward and the hordes will begin to storm the palace. With the Reds, we can just be happy we’re getting better.

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by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Even St. Louis has their ifs

Wainwright and Carpenter were so outstanding last year that it will be hard for them to duplicate. Plus Carpenter hadn’t been healthy in years, so to count on him throwing 220 innings is premature. With Piniero gone, I’m not sure who they fill the back end of the rotation with after Lohse.

by ken on Feb 24, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Can we get Lohse back?

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by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

sure, everybody's got ifs

but I don’t think the Reds are major ifs from .500.

If Bruce breaks out to an .850+ OPS and if Bailey & Cueto progress to 4.00 ERA pitchers, (barring catastrophic injuries), the Reds will beat .500. Those are reasonable – though not given – propositions.

Playoffs are a huge IF though.

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by Slyde on Feb 24, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah if ...

… our objective is .500, it wouldn’t take too many IFs to come true so that could happen. The next logical step makes the IFs a little bit more unpredictable.

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by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

We need a lot more offense, and better pitching results than we had last year if we're going to finish better than .500

Right now, the offensive production from our OF is the biggest IF.

We need Bruce to be the 2008 Bruce. We need Stubbs to maintain what he did in his MLB call up last year. We don’t know our LF yet.

What will we get from Rolen? What will we get from the SS position? What will we get from the C position?

Right now, it seems The Franchise and Vottomatic are the only guys we can say with any certainty as to what they’ll give us offensively.

Now let’s switch to the pitching.

Which Harang shows up? Which Cueto shows up? Which Bailey shows up? Who the Hell is going to get the bulk of the 5th SP starts? Will we get 2nd half of 2009 Arroyo, or 1st half of 2009 Arroyo? Will Arroyo be that inconsistent again?

The bullpen, thankfully, seems very solid, but the 5 or 6 guys in front of them, we don’t know what they’ll do before they turn it over to the pen.

The Reds are no lock to break .500.

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 24, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

The Reds are no lock to break .500.

Duh. I never said they were. What I said was they only need a couple of players to step up to get over .500. They are not as far away as you are making them out to be.

In the past, everything had to go right for them for them to have a shot at .500. Their best case scenario this year is not .500. It’s probably not the playoffs either, but I can see this team – in the unlikely chance that everything goes right – winning 87-90 games. More likely though, I think they are an 80-83 win team.

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by Slyde on Feb 24, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

It only took 83 wins

for the 2006 Cardinals to win the World Series.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Feb 24, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

well in that case

looks like I’ll be writing a book about the 2010 Reds.

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by Slyde on Feb 24, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Great, can't wait for it to come out around my 54th birthday :)

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by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

They were basically the same 100 win team as the two prior years

As much as I hate the Cardinals, the notion that they lucked into the championship is mistaken.

by ken on Feb 24, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i disagree

beyond Chris Carpenter and Jeff Suppan, they did not have a starting pitcher with an ERA+ over 90. Their Pythagorean record was a game worse, 82-79. Jeff Weaver pitched out of his mind in the playoffs that year. The only reason they made the playoffs was the Reds went into a worse tailspin than they did over the final month of the season.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Feb 24, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I disagree

I’m not talking about their Pythag or how their role players outperformed in the playoffs. That team was basically the same during the 2004-2006 run. The offense was Pujols, Rolen, and Edmonds with an assortment of role players. Same deal for the pitching. Carpenter, Isringhausen, Marquis and Suppan were there the whole time. Obviously they had the same manager.

My point is that if a team wins 289 games in 3 years, it’s hard to say that they were an undeserving champion. They were lucky in ’06, but you could also say they were unlucky the prior two years.

by ken on Feb 24, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

they were lucky in 06

and they were also unlucky in the previous years. In 2004 they were the top team in the NL and should have given Boston a run for their money rather that going down quietly in 4 games.

The playoffs aren’t about the best team, they are about the team that plays the best in three individual series. A key slump or an unexpected surge can send the best regular season team out in the first round.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Feb 24, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I know you never said they were a lock to break .500

I just take a more realistic view of this young, and largely unproven roster.

Perhaps they can go all Tampa Bay Rays for us, and do the unthinkable.

But, if I’m a betting man, I’m not betting on the Reds to break .500 based on what I see having chances to make the 25 man roster right now. I think they need more than just a couple of players to step up.

Your best case scenario is 87-90 games, my best case scenario is 82-85 games.

I hope you’re right and I’m wrong, b/c I’m sick of loving and rooting for such a crappy baseball team. I want a winner.

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 24, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

The Yanks and Sawx have a couple questions

everybody else has more including the Cards, Flubs and Brewcrew. The heavy fav, the Cards is a team centered around 4 players.

by ol Pete on Feb 24, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Need another reason Canada is cool besides Joey Votto?

Lap dances at pep rallies!

The fact that they called it “Two Teachers, One Chair” only adds to the greatness.

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 12:18 PM EST reply actions  

that used to cost a hundred bucks back at a strip joint in Hammond

crap, all you need now is to be a freshman.

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by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Jason Bay

was not on his high school baseball team. He was on the curling team instead.

Only in Canada…

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by BubbaFan on Feb 24, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I was wondering

Let’s say I want to try out for the national curling team.

“Where’d you play curling in school, sir?”
“At … high school. Brookville High, we were conference champs.”
“Well, tryouts are Tuesday at 7. Can you be there?”
“I might need a ride.”

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by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Swing and a miss

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by The Crushinator on Feb 24, 2010 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy hell

I just remembered, Chuck Harmon and Whip Davis are at my work today. To the autographatorium!

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 12:36 PM EST reply actions  

Damn it all, too late

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

well played, sir

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by obc2 on Feb 24, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

good lord

the feh:

We’ll get into the whole OPS conversation (he finished third in the NL in most important hitting stat) and where he thinks fits in as a hitter.

Two missing words and a missing comma in one sentence? Just try to read that verbatim out loud without sounding like an immigrant. Good thing he doesn’t write for a living.

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by PeteyHendrix on Feb 24, 2010 1:04 PM EST reply actions  

To be fair

I don’t think he needs the comma.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 24, 2010 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

no comma but definitely another pronoun.

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by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

There's no way I leave out a comma after closing parens in that case

There needs to be the determiner “the” between “in” and “most,” and the pronoun “he” after “thinks.”

The two articles should really be treated as prepositional phrases branching from the preposition “into,” which he leaves out following the parentheses. Since he’s skipped the second “into,” there’s no way I leave out a comma after closing parentheses in this case, regardless of rule, as he’s introduced a new subject and verb to the reader unreasonably far away from the initial subject, verb, and preposition for the reader to seamlessly follow, IMFO.

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by PeteyHendrix on Feb 24, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Grammar talk=always a fun time for this former English major

Obviously the “he” needs to be in that second sentence. It’s ridiculous sounding without it. The “the” that’s missing is less egregious. It reads kind of like a headline (or maybe a text message), where they cut out articles and other less important words. Was this a tweet or an actual article? It would bother me less if it were the former.

The comma, though, shouldn’t be necessary. No new subject or verb has been introduced. It’s still “We’ll get into…”

This doesn’t change the fact that Fay sucks at spelling and grammar to the point of distraction. Others are awful, too. C. Trent’s recent article on Homer Bailey was well-written and engrossing, but every other sentence was a comma-spliced run-on. It made me want to scream (in fact, I may have.)

by the finest muffins on Feb 24, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I sympathize with the challenge of writing to be understood, rather than writing by the strict rule.

I posted a FanShot sometime back with a headline similar to “Who Should Be in Left Field?” It should have been “Whom…”, but in this context – with this audience – it’s better as “who.” While commas can be easily overused as much as they can be underused, I’d still put one there, especially coming off of a dis-attached subject, a soft, non-action verb, and a distant, non-repeated, non-literal preposition.

When I write copy for commercials, promos, and presentations I dumb it down only enough to be easily and reasonably understood. Sometimes that means adding commas or hyphens between thoughts, despite their strict lack of necessity.

When I write something to be read, I proofread at least once. It’s the reasonable, professional thing to do, even if you are writing for an audience that is sometimes emblematic of today’s comment off of Hal’s blog:

Joccity has alot of chips to barter with considered future trades to make the Reds what we want them to be

I don’t mean to come across snooty about grammar rules, I just want the PROFESSIONAL WRITERS to proofread just enough that they are coherent.

I also giggle at farts.

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by PeteyHendrix on Feb 24, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

All this grammar talk has caused me to become a disattached subject

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

you're telling me

Answer my text, by the way.

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I did Goddamn it.

are you ready for my Sardonic Wrath
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sardonic_Wrath

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by Madville on Feb 24, 2010 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

better than being

an Auntie Nim or worse (shudder) a homo Nim.

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Feb 25, 2010 1:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't think it's "whom"

You wouldn’t say “Him should be in left field.” So you wouldn’t say “whom should be.”

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by BubbaFan on Feb 24, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Right.

It shoulda been: “With whom should we entrust the left field position?”

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 24, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I know!

To him! To him!

…oh. You weren’t really asking me, were you?

nevermind….

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by BubbaFan on Feb 24, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

We need to re-evaluate Sutton, now that he’s bulked up.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 24, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Did TLC teach you ladies nothing?

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by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

is that

“The Learning Channel,” or “Don’t go chasing waterfalls”?

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by BubbaFan on Feb 25, 2010 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

The latter

Drew Sutton ain’t nothin’ but a scrub.

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by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

That's a coincidence and irrelevant

to tigrmetrics.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 25, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fair enough

The Kournikova rule comes into play here, it seems.

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by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey!

Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.

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by ZJiff30 on Feb 26, 2010 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually, in the reversal of subject and verb in English questions,

isn’t it proper policy to restructure the sentence in standard form to dictate proper pronoun usage?

In this case, that usage would be “In left field should be whom?”

I should have been less lazy and looked up the friggin’ FanShot. The actual title was: “Who is the Reds Top Prospect?” which I believe should be correctly conjugated as “The Reds Top Prospect is Whom?” This lead me to the abandoned “whom” usage to which I was referring. I also left out the possessive apostrophe after “Reds,” as it seems to be acceptable in the common vernacular.

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by PeteyHendrix on Feb 24, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

It’s not a direct object, since there are only linking verbs. So it should be in the same form it would take if it were a subject.

It would be “Whom should we play in left field?” but “Who should be in left field?”

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 24, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool.

And in the end, we all agree…Feh can’t write and doesn’t bother much to try, yielding aggravation among Reds fans and the Reds’ fans.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 24, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew

we could count on Grey Gray…

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by BubbaFan on Feb 24, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

you also cited EPSN.com

so, I mean, we’re lenient here.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Feb 24, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I love it when you analyze!!

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

We've only begun to dabble.

I promise I won’t go into the world of the rampant adjective but I do believe the Internet keyboard has wrecked the wrice.

I find myself misspelling words, leaving out the proper punctuation and not paying attention. We’re in a hurry and mostly don’t even care if it’s wrong. We just figure everyone knows what we mean. In this platform, that’s far from true.

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

The biggest challenge facing the internet and email

Is that there needs to be a font designated for sarcasm.

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's the Italian font

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by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

So all sig lines are sarcastic?

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine certainly isn't...

If you can’t figure out if I’m being sarcastic or sardonic…then fuck off

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by Madville on Feb 24, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

what the hell do small salty fish have to do with anything?

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine never are.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 24, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

This one is... sort of.

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by ZJiff30 on Feb 24, 2010 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, never.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 25, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

:.:saracsm points:.:

Let’s start it here and now on Red Reporter

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 24, 2010 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG, sarcasm in braille

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Google suggests....

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Many of which you've never seen before!

Classic.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 24, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

cumb'd

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 24, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

How did I not catch that to begin with?

That’s brilliant.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 24, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

but isn't it fun

when someone gets offended because their conscience is a asshole?

by Excalib8 on Feb 24, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Huffy, it's not just for bikes these days

.. say I am about to get snowed in, so off I go.

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It absolutely is

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey,

I graduated from North College Hill. Gotta take stuff like that into account.

by Excalib8 on Feb 24, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Sarcasm points?

Oh yeah, that’ll go over soooo well.

by thevole on Feb 24, 2010 5:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

from fay
On the chances of No. 1 pick Mike Leake and minor league pitcher of the year Travis Wood: "Leake just came out of college. That would be a long shot right. There’s not many guys who come out of college and spend no time in the minor leagues. Wood had been hurt. Let them pitch.

Link

What injury is Dusty talking about in regard to Wood?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Feb 24, 2010 1:24 PM EST reply actions  

The same leg injuries that hampered Jay Bruce I'm sure

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

That is in the back of my head

In 2007 he only threw 46 innings, and he struggled over the course of 26 starts in 2008.

This is from Fay’s Blog:

LHP Travis Wood: He had a terrific year last year — 9-3 with a 1.21 ERA at Double-A Carolina, 4-2 with a 3.14 at Triple-A Louisville. He got past his shoulder problems of ‘08 and had velocity up to 91 mph or so. If all else is even, Maloney would get the nod based in experience.

I could have done the research to begin with, but it would have been nice if Fay would have referenced Wood’s injury history.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Feb 24, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

From C. Trent

CNATI

In our morning meeting, Baker started to talk about Ben Jukich, but didn’t know he was taken in the Rule 5 draft by the Cardinals

How could he forget that the Soulsucker was taken in the Rule 5? Haven’t the pitchers been there for a week now?

Calmer than you are.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Feb 24, 2010 1:40 PM EST reply actions  

Dusty is the new Jerry Narron

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 24, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

when corrected,

dusty’s eyes widened, he blinked several times, and asked where he was.

Sonny my pitched my wild

by GrooveLeg on Feb 24, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Who's Ben Vukich?

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 24, 2010 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I'M ON A BOAT!

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Only person I know

That ALWAYS has their forearms in front of them in a horizontal manner.

by Excalib8 on Feb 24, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

You make fun

But he’s the most popular guy at the campsite when it comes time to gather firewood.

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not sure why I found this as funny as I did.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Feb 24, 2010 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a religious guy, are you?

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 24, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Beeker, were you an alter boy?

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

"Were"?

I still am!

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 24, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that explains the mudslides and Grey's Anatomy

Case closed.

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nothing can ultimately explain Grey's Anatomy

Nor can Peanut’s, Up and Seinfeld ever be explained…arbitrary mundane drivel is as close as I’ve come.

Man Thongs - The perfect male skater uni.

by Madville on Feb 24, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

and his fondness for the pitch

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Feb 24, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

All the more evidence that Dusty just makes shit up as he goes.

I’ve stopped listening to anything he says to the media, because I really don’t think he means much or any of it, he’s just bullshitting with them.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Feb 24, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

But as ‘Nukkah said, how do you use that defense in this case? There’s a distinct difference between having diarrhea of the mouth and stopping to take a stupid breath.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 24, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Oy Vey

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

This doesn't bother me

maybe it is because I’m spacey and could see myself doing the same thing. Maybe he meant somebody else when he mentioned Jukich.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Feb 24, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Also a nice Dusty moment:

“Balentien, I heard he had a good winter. Heisey was our [minor league] player of the year. I don’t know Anderson and I heard a little bit about Dorn.”

I heard he had a nice winter. I don’t know Anderson, and I heard a little bit about Dorn.

Shouldn’t the manager of a multi-million dollar enterprise know something about the employees that work directly for him? I might have heard Balentien had a good winter too…

by OHSnap on Feb 24, 2010 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

well i mean

when he says that, i think he means he hasn’t seen them, and hasn’t had too many scouting reports on them. I mean I wouldn’t do an in depth study on every washed up never was who gets an invite to spring training.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Feb 24, 2010 11:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fair on two accounts

But Balentien was with the club last year. Seems to me Dusty should keep tabs of his off-season performance a little more closely than grapevine-listening in late February.

by OHSnap on Feb 25, 2010 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 25, 2010 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, that is a pretty good looking fish

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by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

i heard he used a nasty hook to catch it

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Feb 25, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

You can catch all kinds of things on THAT hook!

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 25, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, I think you're reading more into that quote than is really there.
Balentien, I heard he had a good winter.

doesn’t necessarily imply he heard from the paper boy. It just means he didn’t see him play in person, which isn’t unreasonable.

by the finest muffins on Feb 25, 2010 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

serious lake-effect snow falling now

I just knew that I would now be having train sex with a very odd broad in no time. I didn’t expect the bitch to shoot me though. (Pops Daniels)

by johnu1 on Feb 24, 2010 2:10 PM EST reply actions  

BONER ALERT

Chapman confuses hitters in his first session, says teh Fey

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by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 2:34 PM EST reply actions  

I got yer boner right here pal

Wait, that’s not what I meant to say at all.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 24, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Just read Fay's blog

Terrible writing. Fay and C. Trent’s blog are prime examples why copy editors are still needed.

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Feb 24, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

cnati is the future of sports journalism.

which means eventually people will stop caring about poor grammar and punctuation.

Sonny my pitched my wild

by GrooveLeg on Feb 24, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Or missing words?

If Cnati really is the future, then hopefully in the future they’ll start making enough money to hire a copy editor…..or better writers.

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Feb 24, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

incin isn't a word, I don't think.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Feb 24, 2010 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Im talking about words

just missing from the text. I don’t care what Chump Trent calls his web site.

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Feb 24, 2010 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I read that as Shampoo killed her/his trainer

was thoroughly confused as to why shampoo needed to be trained.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Feb 24, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

imagine that...

they finally live up to their name after all these years.

Sonny my pitched my wild

by GrooveLeg on Feb 24, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Since the grammar police are in this thread....

Wouldn’t you want to go with something like “Shamu kills trainer”?

Just askin’ ;)

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 24, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I watched a special on chimp attacks

and I kept thinking about that guy who posts here.

by ol Pete on Feb 24, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

What guy?

There was a (dark and morbidly) great article in yesterday’s NYT about the ‘Travis’ attack.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 25, 2010 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I think he's talkng about andrew

Who has a fetish strong appreciation for chimps. :)

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by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

trainrec'd!

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 25, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Anyone else hate the new warm up hats?

Seems like every year they make them look more and more stupid.

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Feb 24, 2010 4:50 PM EST reply actions  

I actually like them more than a small amount

They resemble my throwback Cooperstown collection hat I got a the stadium last year.

by Excalib8 on Feb 25, 2010 2:02 AM EST up reply actions  

These home caps were the worst:

Ice cream vendor caps.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 25, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Gray does not agree

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by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the only Reds merchandise I own.

Got it the only time I went to Riverfront, years ago…

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 25, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

yes he did

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by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

wait

Was Gray being ironic, or was it ironic that Gray was able to make the hat work? PUNCTUATION!!!!

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by Slyde on Feb 25, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey Hey Hey

I’m the bastard around here, Slyde’s gonna need a different moniker.

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by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

That reminds me, I need a monocle

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by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

And spats.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 25, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I made my own spats.

They are quite dashing.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Feb 25, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Or spanks

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by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to kick you in the balls

Approximately 50 hours from now. you’ve been warned.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

i'll go all iron sheik on you

the jch is jabroni like that loser the jay leno. i make him humble.

by 'tHan on Feb 25, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey

those were the first hats I was conscience of, so I am partial to them. But yeah they did look pretty silly.

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Feb 25, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

also can Janish wear them in the offseason when he works at UDF?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Feb 25, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

He almost never drops a scoop.

Leche de Oro.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. - Satchel Paige

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 25, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

today's photo day

Where’s the pics?

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by BubbaFan on Feb 24, 2010 4:56 PM EST reply actions  

don't know about the portraits

but this one makes me all happy inside:

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Feb 24, 2010 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

also:

Aaron Miles doing all that we want and expect out of him in 2010:

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Feb 24, 2010 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like Slyde might have some competition

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by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice to see him smiling

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 24, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Flaker!

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 24, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I found some

It’s so weird, which ones Yahoo chooses to distribute.

There’s a bunch here, too, though they’re watermarked.

I dunno about that green background. Looks kinda Christmas-y with the red unis. I blame Dick.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 24, 2010 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

They are

But overall, I like the lighting. Very dramatic, yet flattering. Nice, intense color. The darker players aren’t underexposed, and the lighter ones aren’t overexposed.

Last year, it was very bland, except for the wide angle goofiness. And in 2007, they had weird, underlit, yellowish lighting that made everyone look evil.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 24, 2010 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

well

Given some previous years’ photos, I wasn’t going to set the bar high.

I don’t blame the photographers. I think MLB (or maybe the card companies?) choose the lighting, etc. I’ve noticed they tend to all look the same each year, even when the photographers are different.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 25, 2010 6:18 AM EST up reply actions  

No, I like the red/green a lot!

They’re complementary colors, which makes the color combination really sing. I think the fact that red looks so great against the green of the baseball field is the (okay, maybe not conscious) reason so many teams wear red.

by the finest muffins on Feb 24, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

they are complimentary colors

But it still looks like someone’s Christmas card!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 24, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough.

You should definitely make Jonny Gomes your Christmas card cover boy. I mean, look at his face in that picture’s. He’s just calling out for a halo and wings and a sound thingy inside that plays “Hark the Herald Angels Sing.”

by the finest muffins on Feb 24, 2010 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly!

Ditto Aroldis. Downright angelic.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 24, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully Gabrielesque.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 25, 2010 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

It took me five minutes to figure out who that second guy was

And holy hell, Scott Rolen is not an attractive man.

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by chesirecat on Feb 24, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The way he’s lit doesn’t help. To me he looks like a guy who belongs in an old Bogart gangster film. Put him in a fedora and give him a tommy gun.

by ol Pete on Feb 24, 2010 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Rolen looks like he has just a little Stormy in him

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by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. Kinda Shrek-y.

"Let's get this movie. We already have the underwear."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 25, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

that's a much more polite way of putting it

i wanted to say Down’s Syndrome-y, but that’s probably, you know, not cool.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 25, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a picture I want to post here that would put me clearly in the lead for inappropriate flags

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by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Set, spike, rec'd

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by BK on Feb 25, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe his mom did.

A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.

by Pops Daniels on Feb 25, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice post!

I agree about the Christmas-y thing, but they look pretty good. Rolen scares me a bit in his pic, though. It looks like he might just beat the viewerr down. Votto looks great as always and Gomes looks oddly cute, but in a good way.

by Red_Poodle on Feb 25, 2010 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it's intentional

There are probably a half-dozen or more photos of each player, each with a different mood. Some meant to make the player look tough and intimidating, some with him smiling, some “action” shots, with and without the hat, etc. Only a few are released. We just happened to get “tough” Rolen.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 25, 2010 6:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Just like the NL Central, baby!

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 25, 2010 8:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Johnny Gomes = Stifler

Once you see it, it can’t be unseen.

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by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Sad news to share...
Wes Bankston signed a minor league contract with the Rangers on Wednesday, ESPN Dallas reports.

Now we have one fewer light-hitting, right-handed, career AAAA 25-year-old first baseman. Makes me wonder why we wasted 490-some PA’s on this guy in Louisville last year.

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by PeteyHendrix on Feb 24, 2010 5:21 PM EST reply actions  

Wankston was awesome in AAA last year

And BubbaFan died a little inside, I think.

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by BK on Feb 24, 2010 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

nah

Wankston was decorative, but not my type.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 24, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

somebody has gotta play first base

who else did the Reds have?

Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Feb 24, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

This comment was almost wasted on this bunch, but I rec'd you

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by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Bankston

actually played 3B more than 1B last year. He also played corner OF. Which probably explains why he had 18 errors.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 24, 2010 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Owings

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by obc2 on Feb 24, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

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by Madville on Feb 24, 2010 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

Good reposter

I’m glad to hear Votto is doing better, but I also appreciate his honesty about the anxiety issues. That is something he’ll likely have to deal with teh rest of his life and no one should expect it to disappear. I just wish hinm the best and hope it gets easier every day.

And, since I didn’t say it yet, I’m really glad they got Gomes back!

by Red_Poodle on Feb 25, 2010 12:58 AM EST reply actions  

that I do!

I’ve just been lurking and allegedly working on graduate school ;)

by Red_Poodle on Feb 25, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Good to have you back, poodle

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by jch24 on Feb 25, 2010 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

thanks, good to be back

and it’s very good to see baseball activity. I’m looking forward to the FSN broadcast of the Reds-Tribe game on friday (is Thom going to be announcing that game? I just hope not Brantley). It’s been way too long without baseball and too long with interminable snow and cold!

by Red_Poodle on Feb 25, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Heer Heer!

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by Madville on Feb 25, 2010 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

The finest long program I've ever seen skated was tonight..Kim Yu Na



Extraordinary
– doesn’t really express it…

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by Madville on Feb 26, 2010 12:00 AM EST reply actions  

It was really good

but I also enjoyed Joannie Rochette’s performance. It wasn’t up to the level of Kim Yu Na’s, but I was so impressed thatshe could go out there and compete at the level despite her personal tragedy. Hamilton said it was an inspiration and it was certainly that.

I also thought both of our skaters looked strong which is a good sign for the next Olympics.

by Red_Poodle on Feb 26, 2010 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Wait.

There’s another Olympics?

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 26, 2010 5:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Olympic Stars are very special

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by Madville on Feb 26, 2010 6:25 AM EST up reply actions  

He was choked up, and rightly so

I caught myself grinning widely during the medal ceremony. I don’t know crap about skating but Kim Yu Na is really good.

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by jch24 on Feb 26, 2010 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I really liked

that they shut up during her performance, presumably because they couldn’t possibly compete with or add to that story. It was so nice to see someone skate well without Scott Hamilton groaning in the background.

Also, she looked like a woman among girls. She had actual thighs! And arms!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Feb 26, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

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