Top o' the Mortem: 007000 and Operation Cyclone. Plus Rosters!
I've yet to receive all the money, so no picture of this year's official Bereavement Folder yet, but trust me, it will be pretty.
Usually I go through every selection and make sure everyone's still alive, but this year I was long on list and short on time, so I just eye-balled it. As always, if you see any mistakes, such as unique entries not marked, non-unique entries inappropriately marked, dead folks on the list or hits I haven't noted, please speak up. Please note, though, that if you listed someone who is already dead, it's too late to substitute. You just lost that selection. I don't think anyone did, however.
It looks like Justin has already taken the lead with his studious pick of Charlie Wilson, that great American who picked a fight with Russia in Afghanistan and armed Osama bin Laden. Also, if you've seen the movie or read the book, you know he was a very successful philanderer.
1. Justin: 74 points (Charlie Wilson)
| bengalred 1. Larry Flynt 2. Courtney Love 3. Amy Winehouse 4. Robert Byrd 5. Liz Taylor 6. Fidel Castro 7. Ariel Sharon 8. Bob Feller 9. John Madden 10. Ernie Harwell 11. Dennis Hopper 12. Alec Baldwin $$ 13. Mike Tyson $$ 14. Margaret Thatcher 15. Stephen Hawking 16. Jimmy Carter 17. Muhammad Ali 18. Dick Clark 19. Queen Elizabeth II 20. Ernest Borgnine |
BK 1. Muhammad Ali 2. Artie Lange 3. Dennis Hopper 4. John Wooden 5. Mary-Kate Olsen 6. Fidel Castro 7. Billy Graham 8. Marvin Miller $$ 9. George Steinbrenner 10. Helen Gurley Brown $$ 11. Art Linkletter 12. Sargent Shriver 13. Phyllis Diller 14. Ernie Harwell 15. Jack Klugman $$ 16. Sandra Day O'Connor 17. Pauline Phillips $$ 18. Bob Feller 19. Kirk Douglas 20. Barbara Billingsley $$ |
boobs 1. Kathryn Joosten $$ 2. Robert Byrd 3. Seve Ballesteros 4. Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi 5. Dave Rose $$ 6. Dennis Hopper 7. Artie Lange 8. Ruth Bader Ginsburg 9. Peter Tork 10. Ernie Harwell 11. Fidel Castro 12. Fyvush Finkel $$ 13. Ariel Sharon 14. Teresa Heinz $$ 15. Stephen Hawking 16. Kama Chinen 17. Bryant Gumbel 18. Urban Meyer $$ 19. Elizabeth Edwards 20. George Steinbrenner |
boobs' coworker Brian 1. Andy Rooney 2. Barbara Walters $$ 3. Pete Townshend $$ 4. Roger Daltrey $$ 5. Robert Byrd 6. Ted Stevens $$ 7. Arlen Specter 8. Dick Cheney 9. Dick Vitale $$ 10. Hamid Karzai 11. Nouri al-Maliki $$ 12. Dennis Hopper 13. Zsa Zsa Gabor 14. Fidel Castro 15. Nelson Mandela 16. Seve Ballesteros 17. Nancy Reagan 18. Joan Rivers $$ 19. Lady GaGa $$ 20. Cher $$ |
boobs' coworker Jim 1. Kirk Douglas 2. Zsa Zsa Gabor 3. Elaine Stritch $$ 4. Rip Torn $$ 5. Fidel Castro 6. George H.W. Bush 7. Eli Wallach $$ 8. Roger Ebert 9. Artie Lange 10. Owen Wilson $$ 11. John Wooden 12. Seve Ballesteros 13. Ernest Borgnine 14. Lara Flynn Boyle $$ 15. Don Rickles $$ 16. Nancy Reagan 17. Jake Lamotta 18. Hugh Hefner 19. Herman Wouk 20. Gene Hackman $$ |
| boobs' friend Steve 1. Elizabeth Edwards 2. John Wooden 3. Ariel Sharon 4. Billy Graham 5. Lee MacPhail 6. Bobby Doerr $$ 7. Ernie Harwell 8. Fidel Castro 9. Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi 10. Margaret Thatcher 11. Robert Byrd 12. Ronnie Biggs 13. Ruth Bader-Ginsberg 14. Kirk Douglas 15. Mary Josephine Ray $$ 16. Kama Chinen 17. Steve Jobs 18. Zsa Zsa Gabor 19. Seve Ballesteros 20. Michael C. Hall |
boobs' mom 1. Bryant Gumbel 2. Ariel Sharon 3. Peter Tork 4. Nancy Reagan 5. Elizabeth Edwards 6. Robert Byrd 7. Fidel Castro 8. Dick Clark 9. Kirk Douglas 10. Phyllis Diller 11. Zsa Zsa Gabor 12. Billy Graham 13. Betty Ford 14. Jerry Lewis 15. Kim Jong-Il 16. Jeff Conaway 17. Olivia De Havilland 18. Stephen Hawking 19. Simon MacCorkindale 20. Dennis Hopper |
Brian B 1. Harry Morgan 2. Ralph Houk $$ 3. John Wooden 4. Paul Allen $$ 5. Ariel Sharon 6. Steve Smith (Raiders) $$ 7. Orlando Thomas 8. Andy Griffith $$ 9. Seve Ballesteros 10. Sargent Shriver 11. Ronnie Biggs 12. Ricky Stone $$ 13. Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi (Lockerbie bomber) 14. Ernie Harwell 15. Ruth Bader Ginsburg 16. Kareem Abdul Jabbar $$ 17. Billy Graham 18. Dana Bible $$ 19. Tim Donaghy $$ 20. Kim Jong-il |
Brian B's wife 1. Fidel Castro 2. Herman Wouk 3. Ariel Sharon 4. Kirk Douglas 5. Simon McCorkindale 6. Zsa Zsa Gabor 7. Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi 8. Amy Winehouse 9. Harry Byrd Jr. $$ 10. John Wooden 11. Olivia DeHavilland 12. Don Baylor $$ 13. Dennis Hopper 14. Peter Tork 15. Oscar Niemeyer 16. Billy Graham 17. Luise Rainer $$ 18. Art Linkletter 19. B. B. King 20. John Demjanjuk |
ctnyc 1) Etta James $$ 2) Robert Byrd 3) Elizabeth Edwards 4) Nancy Reagan 5) Lindsay Lohan 6) Liz Taylor 7) Paul Michael Glaser $$ 8) George Steinbrenner 9) Roger Ebert 10) Steve Jobs 11) Orlando Thomas 12) Jack Kevorkian 13) Mary-Kate Olsen 14) Dick Clark 15) Margaret Thatcher 16) Adam Yauch $$ 17) Fidel Castro 18) Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al Megrahi 19) Betty Ford 20) Rush Limbaugh |
| HighlifeMan 1. Dick Clark 2. Michael J Fox 3. Tom Sizemore $$ 4. Pat Summerall 5. Barack Obama 6. Michael Richards $$ 7. Tiger Woods $$ 8. Tom Cruise $$ 9. Eddie Van Halen $$ 10. Rush Limbaugh 11. Artie Lange 12. Mario Batali $$ 13. John Forsythe 14. John Demjanjuk 15. Travis Pastrana 16. Ronnie Biggs 17. Elizabeth Edwards 18. Art Linkletter 19. Roman Polanski $$ 20. Queen Elizabeth Alexandra Mary II |
Joe Nolan's Glasses 1. Roger Ebert 2. John Goodman $$ 3. Steve Jobs 4. Pacman Jones $$ 5. Yitzhak Shamir 6. Simon MacCorkindale 7. Peter Tork 8. Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi 9. Andy Dick $$ 10. Charles Manson $$ 11. Betty Ford 12. Margaret Thatcher 13. Hamid Karzai 14. Ariel Sharon 15. Billy Graham 16. Travis Pastrana 17. Michael C Hall 18. Laurent Fignon $$ 19. John Wooden 20. Paul Prudhomme $$ |
JohnU 1. Dick Clark 2. Liz Taylor 3. Sen. Arlen Specter 4. Kirk Douglas 5. Muhammad Ali 6. Sid Caesar $$ 7. George Steinbrenner 8. Johnny Mathis $$ 9. Abe Vigoda $$ 10. Fidel Castro 11. Mike Love $$ 12. Henry Kissinger $$ 13. Johnny Wooden 14. Yogi Berra 15. Slim Whitman $$ 16. Billy Graham 17. Hugh Hefner 18. Phyllis Diller 19. Nelson Mandela 20. Zsa Zsa Gabor |
JoshuaR 1. Nancy Reagan 2. Rick Majerus $$ 3. Dick Clark 4. Seve Ballesteros 5. Kim Jong Il 6. Tony Bennett $$ 7. Verne Troyer $$ 8. Larry King 9. Peter Falk 10. Bob Dole 11. Richard Petty $$ 12. Larry Flynt 13. Yogi Berra 14. Neil Armstrong $$ 15. Emperor Akihito of Japan $$ 16. Gary Coleman $$ 17. Steve Jobs 18. Tommy Lasorda $$ 19. Michael J. Fox 20. Art Donovan $$ |
Justin 1. Ariel Sharon 2. Bob Dole 3. Steve Jobs 4. Elizabeth Taylor 5. Harry Morgan 6. Ruth Bader Ginsburg 7. Jimmy Carter 8. Dick Clark 9. Ray Bradbury $$ 10. Billy Graham 11. Dick van Dyke $$ 12. Robert Byrd 13. George HW Bush 14. Elizabeth Edwards 15. Michael C. Hall 16. Dan Rather $$ 17. Andy Rooney 18. Roger Ebert 19. Charlie Wilson $$ 20. Kirk Douglas |
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Madville 9. Jean Stapleton $$ |
nlt-andrew 1. Ayman Al-Zawahiri $$ 2. George Steinbrenner 3. Elizabeth Taylor 4. Fidel Castro 5. Dennis Hopper 6. Nelson Mandela 7. Ariel Sharon 8. Kim Jong Il 9. Lee MacPhail 10. Sargent Shriver 11. Yitzhak Shamir 12. Barbara Bush $$ 13. Oscar Niemeyer 14. Robert Byrd 15. Zsa Zsa Gabor 16. Billy Graham 17. Bob Feller 18. Mohammed Ali 19. John Wooden 20. Bill Clinton $$ |
nycredsfan 1. Nelson Mandela 2. Andy Rooney 3. Amy Winehouse 4. Roger Ebert 5. Dick Clark 6. Nancy Reagan 7. Ariel Sharon 8. Peter Falk 9. Courtney Love 10. Keith Richards 11. Fidel Castro 12. Queen Elizabeth II 13. Muhammad Ali 14. Desmond Tutu $$ 15. Lawrence Taylor $$ 16. Kim Jong Il 17. Zsa Zsa Gabor 18. BB King 19. Lindsay Lohan 20. Betty White |
Petey Hendrix 1. Fidel Castro 2. Roger Ebert 3. John Madden $$ 4. Billy Graham 5. Ireland's Minister for Finance Brian Lenihan $$ 6. Mindy McCready $$ 7. Sen. Robert Byrd 8. Dennis Hopper 9. Kirk Douglas 10. Slim Pickins $$ 11. Ariel Sharon 12. B.B. King 13. Dick Cheney 14. John Wooden 15. James Earl Jones $$ 16. Betty Ford 17. George Steinbrenner 18. O.J. Simpson $$ 19. Mickey Rooney 20. Steve Jobs |
RedInWrigleyville 1. Bernie Madoff $$ 2. Barack Obama 3. Ken Griffey Sr $$ 4. Robert Redford $$ 5. Ryan Freel $$ 6. Steve Jobs 7. Rodney Dangerfield $$ 8. Olivia Mary de Havilland 9. Mickey Rooney 10. Andy Rooney 11. Stan Musial 12. George Steinbrenner 13. Bill Bidwell $$ 14. Virginia Hala McCaskey $$ 15. Carot Top $$ 16. Mick Jagger $$ 17. Elton John $$ 18. Keith Richards 19. Muhammed Ali 20. Jose Canseco $$ |
| Red Menace 1. Seve Ballesteros 2. Ron Springs (NFL) $$ 3. Stephen Hawking 4. George Steinbrenner 5. Ronnie Biggs 6. Ariel Sharon 7. Peter Falk 8. Fidel Castro 9. Stan Musial 10. Billy Graham 11. Muhammed Ali 12. Abdelbeset Ali Mohmed al Megrahi (Lockerbie Bomber) 13. Annette Funicello $$ 14. Ernie Harwell 15. Robert Byrd 16. Louis Farrakhan $$ 17. Kirk Douglas 18. Dick Clark 19. David Prowse $$ 20. Jack Kevorkian |
tHan 1. Betty White 2. John Wooden 3. Dennis Hopper 4. Peter Falk 5. Zsa Zsa Gabor 6. Oscar Niemeyer 7. Courtney Love 8. Dolores Hope $$ 9. Fidel Castro 10. Jake LaMotta 11. Chyna $$ 12. Jake “the snake” Roberts $$ 13. George H.W. Bush 14. George Steinbrenner 15. Yitzhak Shamir 16. Pat Summerall 17. Steven Tyler $$ 18. Muhammed Ali 19. Pete Doherty $$ 20. Jeff Conaway |
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My check went out yesterday.
Apologies for the delay.
What did you expect? It's the internet. Some of us are full of crap.
I love that someone chose Freel
Andrew, you almost got one today it seems….
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
as was my Charlie Wilson pick
just sayin’
by justin007000 on Feb 12, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
as is my Slim WHIT-man pick
just sayin’
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
Fuck Mary Tyler Moore
She’s a vampire and just won’t die.
'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."
Sarah Palin
Is she related to Dayton Moore?
He’s been sucking the life out of a baseball franchise for a while now.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
looks like castro is the no. 1 pick again
I counted 15 out of 22 of him
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
longer than that...almost 6 years
http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/dnames-nf/Dangerfield+Rodney
he can’t get any respect even in death !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Feb 12, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
so do i get the points or not
"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan
by RedinWrigleyville on Feb 14, 2010 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Abe Lincoln! Brittany Murphy! Leonardo Da Vinci!
I’m winning so far!
"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin
by BK on Feb 14, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
captain phil from deadliest catch died the other day...
surprised no one picked him
Nobody listens to Andrew
got dangerfield and owen wilson
thanks for the help, guys
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
and tell Petey Hendricks that Slim Pickens has been dead for decades
loved his role as Hollis P. Wood in the movie 1941. One of the funniest movies evah !
http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/pnames-nf/Pickens+Slim
Nobody listens to Andrew
here's the link for slim pickens in 1941..good stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmLAA2r4DlA
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Feb 12, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
hm
I think he meant to say T. Boone Pickens. Is that right?
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
notables who should get more respect
Capt. Kirk and Spock. I can’t believe I didn’t pick either or both.
Ariel Sharon has been effectively dead for 10 years. Then again, so have I.
And from the looks of what performed at the football game, I’d say Pete Townshend could be kicking the envelope a little harder than he wants.
I think Indiana’s Poet Laurette is ill.
On the Hill.
But still
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
I meant to type Slim Whitman, but I goofed.
What did you expect? It's the internet. Some of us are full of crap.
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 17, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
Michael is aware of that.
shares your angst.
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
Death doesn't seem to bother him that much...
by justin007000 on Feb 12, 2010 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
by the way, it was you that made the death pool wiki entry, right?
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
he's fine
he milked that cancer card so he could win a Golden Globe
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
I would like to go on the record
and thank boobs for putting this together. This has to take a lot of time, and there is some liability involved. Plus he is like the last employed journalist in the U.S. so he is probably pretty busy with work stuff.
not quite the last
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
sent my check out today but didn't know whom to make it out to
thought about pay to the order of: boobs but thought better of it …. i left it blank for you to fill out (the pay to line, not the amount)
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
i really dropped the ball when it came to communication with you
sorry about that
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
no problem, i was running a couple of weeks behind ...
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
"boobs" really should have gone on the memo line
by Brendanukkah on Feb 13, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I once paid a fantasy basketball bet with a check.
But in the memo line I put, “Refund on black dildo – too small.”
It was never cashed. :)
What did you expect? It's the internet. Some of us are full of crap.
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 17, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
i'd cash it
i mean now you can just put those things directly into the ATM and not have an awkward exchange with the bank teller.
Volquez, Bailey, Cueto, Chapman, and Leake. The future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Feb 17, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
TWSS
What did you expect? It's the internet. Some of us are full of crap.
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 17, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
GREAT usage, Petey
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
i did that to a buddy of mine
he bought a ticket to a show for me so i paid him with a check. the memo was “thanks for the gay sex! xoxoxo” when he cashed it, he said the teller almost fell on the floor. he then explained to her that his friend was an idiot.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 17, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
TNWSS
What did you expect? It's the internet. Some of us are full of crap.
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 18, 2010 1:56 AM EST up reply actions
I some how missed Robert Novack's death
don’t know how. I’m glad I didn’t put him in my death pool for this year.
Another one bites the dust...and I didn't have him on my list...
'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."
Sarah Palin
need a cnn link
not that it actually matters because he made nobody’s list.
by justin007000 on Feb 15, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
This guy was major, dude...MySHARONA ?
C’mon…CNN isn’t that great on info-news…
'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."
Sarah Palin
i've heard just about enough out of you
by justin007000 on Feb 15, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry....
Really
It won’t happen again
It is better to ask for forgiveness than permission once in a great while
I’ve over stepped my bounds
Although I bet Fox News missed his death completely
I will try to understand JinUZR as my penance
Apologies
Really this time I mean it
Honest.
Weird Al liked it

'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."
Sarah Palin
Listen to the Henhouse Prowlers next month when they go to Dayton
and i’ll forgive you.
by justin007000 on Feb 15, 2010 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
I knew them when they were called the 'Rooster Rapers'
'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."
Sarah Palin
by Madville on Feb 15, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Actually not that bad
I have heard worse banjo than that.
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
At least they are marginally in tune with each other.
I don’t want to seem negative…
'The secret to chili is you gotta have good mooseburger in there."
Sarah Palin
I heard of a group called
The Chicken Phuckers.
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
"Weird"
is not even that these days. The guy is so blatantly mainstream.
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
CNN reporting it now...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Feb 15, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
it would have been a better pun had haig not been a SOS
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
oh no..now who's going to be in charge of things ???
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Feb 20, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Haig at thePearly Gates
St. Peter: well Al. we are going to have to sit and review some stuff…I mean you aren’t really even on the bubble here…"
Haig: Fuck you old man, we have situation here, I understand President Nixon has not been offered memebership..meanwhile Ford is lallygagging around on a cloud….that’s unacceptable"
St. Peter: Calm down Al, we are truly fair and unbiased up here"
Haig: Damn I’ve got everything under control…get me in I need to take a meeting with President God"
St. Peter: Good Lord"
Man Thongs - The perfect male skater uni.

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