Reds and Bruce make it official
"The financial security is great, but hopefully, we'll be having a lot of fun for seven-plus years down the road. Walt has put together the pieces to keep this going for a long time."
CONTRACT BREAKDOWN:
2011: $2.75M
2012: $5M
2013: $7.5M
2014: $10M
2015: $12M
2016: $12.5M
$13M team option in 2017 ($1M buyout)
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"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
he looks like he's slommed down a bit
Lost some of the baby fat in the cheeks and chin area
clearly i meant slimmed
This smartphone isn’t smart enough, I guess.
I love this new verb "slommed"
It sounds like a synonym for “drunk”.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
I think it sounds like sloppy, drunken sex with an homely gal.
“Yeah, I was totally drunk off my ass, and I must have slommed Christine at some point cuz I woke up with her cat in my ass.”
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2010 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure if you meant "cumming"...
…or online porn, which is “e-cumming.”
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
nope, it just didn't seem to think that i meant to spell slimmed
i rarely use swype, but it is convenient when i do.
I use Swype pretty much all the time.
Once you get used to it it’s really easy.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
Excellent tie
"Those fellas make some good points," Baker said. "They're profane as hell, and they're probably gay, but they make some good points."
Dusty Baker on RR
mmmm...Robert the Bruce
Watch it, ass blood.
by -ManBearPig on Dec 15, 2010 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
/last night'd!
I think…
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 15, 2010 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
I like it too
Red, and plaid. Sort of festive and Texas all at once.
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OMG U R SO RITE
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Is plaid a Texas thing?
It makes me think Canadian, or perhaps Alaskan.
by the finest muffins on Dec 14, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, I could see it for Vancouver or Alaska, too
It’s also the northeastern engineer’s uniform (preferably under a down vest).
It’s just the kind of conservative clothing I associate with places like Texas.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
or hipster slacks
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2010 1:38 AM EST up reply actions
it is festive, pretty and RED!
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
by justin007000 on Dec 15, 2010 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
oh Big 10, you should've known
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by Slyde on Dec 14, 2010 5:37 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Saw that over at EDSBS and loved it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Dec 14, 2010 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
Im gunna steal his tie
and Mark Prior was signed by the Yankees.
But Bruce’s Tie is bigger news, I want it.
"Why not just throw an empty glove down at the shortstop position, it would be cheaper and have better range." - justin007000
by OGC Reds on Dec 14, 2010 6:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
his tie is ugly
try stealing his forearms.
"College actually kind of beat that out of me, making me more, well, of an asshole."
Paul Janish should try to steal his wrists
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Interesting ...
… about what my mother would say. She’d say he looks nice in that suit. Of course, my mother would be 91 if she were alive today.
Personally, I don’t care but it is interesting that a guy shows up at least having shaved and gotten a haircut, puts on some nice duds to accept his check for 61 million buckaroos.
Anybody seen Brett “Farve” lately? I don’t shave on my day off either.
Image sometimes does count.
I trust this organization. I trust this organization. I trust this organization. -- Justin
That's Favre's image though
Real. Comfortable. Penis.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
by jch24 on Dec 14, 2010 9:18 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
thank you
that’s an ugly tie
and I don’t really care much for the suit, either
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2010 8:04 AM EST up reply actions
Here I am, admiring Boy Wonder's threads
and here the Yankees are, beefing up with Mark Prior.
Say, don’t we bring up the “Dusty ruins young arms” refrain right about now?
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hey, that's almost as good as Cliff Lee, right?
Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"
Stateville, 6 months
me and Joliet Jake took the Midnight Express.
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If the shit fit, wear it.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 15, 2010 1:39 AM EST up reply actions
The intelligent comments
the huge upside and the tie make me love Jay Bruce. It is so good to have him here
I have a nice tie
I don’t have as huge of an upside but then Jay’s a lot bigger than I am…
Does this mean you love me 1/2 as much as Jay?
"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren
She don't love you, she just love yo doggy-tie-style
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
cincinnati bow tie
hahaha
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
by justin007000 on Dec 15, 2010 1:09 AM EST up reply actions
My roommate is the new GM at Dhani Jone's place in Mt Adams
called the Bowtie Cafe. I am trying to convince her to make t-shirts that say “Cincinnati Bowtie Cafe.”
Watch it, ass blood.
by -ManBearPig on Dec 15, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Alabama Mudslide?
the snowmobile?
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 15, 2010 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
the Metrodome won't be fixed in time
Charlie was right. They’re playing da Bears in the Golden Gophers stadium.
It’s outdoors. No dome. And they don’t sell beer there. And it holds 10,000 people fewer than the number of tickets sold.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
This is crazy
So, 3 days ago, Will over at Royals Review did a parody article claiming that Carl Crawford was going to open an antiquarian book store in Boston. Somehow the story was picked up by a group of bibliophiles who thought it was real and loved it. The story spread so much that Will was contacted by a reporter from the LA Times, to whom he had to explain that it was all a joke. And THEN, Crawford tweeted this yesterday…
Will says that the LA Times writer contacted him again and she doesn’t believe that the story was a fake anymore.
What an insane story.
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by Slyde on Dec 15, 2010 8:54 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
If this happens, I will so go here and make a eyewitness report.
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why do I get the sense ...
… that you won’t get Nora Roberts paperbacks from this place?
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At least they have some original content!
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