It is a Madville Xmas request!
by Madville on Dec 13, 2010 1:06 PM EST
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i know how you could get a copy by a not-so-legal way ...
but that would be unethical, just morally wrong, and probably put those involved on santa’s naughty list or something like that
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
Santa Fuckin' hates me already...
That Fat Hoser can blow me.
"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren
Is African Spanish any different than those two?
If so, I must learn all about it.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
It's more of a hybrid dialect
Spangolan.
by Brendanukkah on Dec 13, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
Spangolan is what I call my shits.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Dec 15, 2010 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
My question was legit, b/c those are the two flavors Rosetta Stone offers for Spanish
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 13, 2010 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not disagreeing.
The most obvious difference is the use of the word “vosotros,” but there are plenty of other little differences between Spain Spanish and Latin American Spanish.
"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428
African Spanish is non-migratory.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
by bbjones on Dec 13, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Lo siento, Senor 'ville.
Lo he usado para comprender la lengua, pero la copia no fue mia. Pues, puedo decirte que las programmas pueden ensenarlos bastante bien.
Si la obtendra, ellos la estudiaran buenos.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 13, 2010 9:01 PM EST reply actions
tell her to hire an illegal
but honestly i think this is a good thing, i may do the same when i have kids. There is no reason why americans can’t be multi-lingual.
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
Senor Mads, no necesita una programa para un computadora!
Necesita una maestro de espanol para sus nietos! Estoy aprendiendo la lengua para my trabajo, y he ido a Mexico, y puedo enseñar ellos para el precio bajo de un mil dolares por mes?
Que dice?
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
I am lookinf for a specific Canadien Dialect Britsih Columbian Spanish
Derived from the all of Columbia who moved to Canada when it was still part of Britain.
"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren
how about this
i would like a job come May.
For $500 a day I will speak in nothing but Spanish phrases to your grandkids for 8 hours a day.
I do require a $1,000 singing bonus, a “Cadillac” health care plan, a Dental plan, mental health benefits, matching 401K plan, spousal benefits (should the need arise), 2 weeks a year in vacation, 2 weeks a year in sick leave, paid holidays, allowed to unionize should i choose, relocation coverage (i have a nice bed in Chicago, and I really would like it to follow me back to Ohio, and driving a U-haul isn’t fun, and a professional cross country moving company ain’t cheap), and a company car.
Viva el Justine!
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
by justin007000 on Dec 13, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
How do you say Partial Lobotomy in Espanol ?
"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren
by Madville on Dec 13, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, and as Justine!
Is America ready for a cross-dressing Idol?
by the finest muffins on Dec 14, 2010 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
that doesn't make my name sound spanish
rather like i am having gender id issues?
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
by justin007000 on Dec 14, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
along the same lines
im right in the middle of grad school apps, and my trial version of microsoft word 2007 runs out. Anybody have a key code they could throw my way?
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
try open office ... it's free, works about 95% as good, and open up all those microsoft docs
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
Yeah, this
But if you don’t wanna do that, email me. I’ll see if I have one lying around at home somewhere.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
email me
pretty sure I have a key code for 07, if not I can get you a legit academic copy
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 14, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
thanks, i do appreciate it
i got it taken care of, thanks to one of our helpful red reporters. but i tell you what, its a really good feeling to know that this many people were willing to help. seriously.
Retractions are for journalists! -Gray
Ahhh, ain't that sweet?
Group motorboat!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 15, 2010 7:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I now have a legit academic copy of office 10
just puttin’ that out there….
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 15, 2010 6:43 PM EST up reply actions
so does boobs
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Yep
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I also am trying to find one of these as well...But with its legs on
"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren
I found something that looked kinda like that in my mom's dresser when I was a kid
Same color and everything.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
by jch24 on Dec 14, 2010 12:50 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
and a rec for you sir
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
Rec'd because when I was in high school me and some other guys stumbled upon some girls'
mom’s “collection” while at a house party. … I don’t think she washed them.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Dec 15, 2010 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
And then you invented a hybrid game of baseball and basketball in the driveway
To beat some jagoff sweater-draping preppy guys?
“Oh, one of Brittany’s mom’s pubic hairs! Gross, another one!”
by Brendanukkah on Dec 15, 2010 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
Nope. Decent movie but this happened to me in real life.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Dec 15, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
The item is Dogon funerial figure...
Christ I thought you’d all know that by now.
Hey I am also on the hunt for one of these…my Grandson misses The Donkey
and I think this would help him to ’move on"
"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren
I saw one that looked kinda like that at the Hustler store downtown called "The Kong"
Same size, different color.
/reallythatthingwasHOOOOGE
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
raven riley'd
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
i'm sorry, did that die at the end of the season?
i’ve been away for a couple of weeks ….
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
I miss you Mads. We need to hang out more, sir.
"Superman plays first base for the Reds." - tHom Brennaman
Are you intersted in visiting a Chicken Ranch in the Keys later this winter?
We could get the gang together for a road trip!
Its something to do…
"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren
I bet there's some good bugs there...
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Cluck Cluck
This little chickie took some buckshot up the butt!
"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren
Hey there Sister, good to see you
How’s the weather over there?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
where is she?
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
by justin007000 on Dec 19, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
I'm assuming she's still on ther middle east, which is probably wrong
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
i thought she came home from that last summer
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
by justin007000 on Dec 19, 2010 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
She's been in China making a film.
"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren
by Madville on Dec 20, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Tia Carrere?
She’s a fox. In French, she would be called “la renard” and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
by Brendanukkah on Dec 20, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
I'd say somewhere between
the duodenum and the small intestine.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 19, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
Hey Mads
I’ll be taking coats and blankets to people on the river Sunday…..you down?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
me details..There:
X-mas can blow me.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 15, 2010 12:42 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
She is his imagination
when it is really his left hand, or right. Depending in what mood X-Mas is in
"Why not just throw an empty glove down at the shortstop position, it would be cheaper and have better range." - justin007000
Hey now you two, that's not very nice
Xmas is a very special day. Back when Gerald Ford was about to relenquish office, a bustling bundle of joy came into this world on December 25th.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Lovely.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 16, 2010 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
WIN!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Dec 16, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
This is just more proof that you're the AntiChrist.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Dec 16, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I almost posted that pic but decided against it ...
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Dec 16, 2010 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
probably a good call, Farney Farn.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 16, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure half of RR was in that episode.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Dec 16, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Lets use their blood as lubricant!
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
Ford was about to relinquish office, and you were born
those things seem to be more than coincidence
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 17, 2010 8:24 AM EST up reply actions
jch is the best thing to happen to Christmas
2nd best was whenever it was discovered Santa Claus was a hoax.
"College actually kind of beat that out of me, making me more, well, of an asshole."
What if......I'M SANTA CLAUSE?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
(insert ho ho ho joke here)
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Just
click this link three times.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 16, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Really?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 16, 2010 9:40 AM EST up reply actions
the original family smash hit? really?
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
There's some woman in this town that ALWAYS sends us press releases with
Santa Claus spelled with an ‘e’ on the end.
This is what happens when Tim Allen has a hit movie. Fuck you Tim Allen. Fuck you stupid America.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Dec 16, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
at least Home Improvement yielded Pammy Boobs.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 16, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, Richard Karn is stacked.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Dec 16, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I've had the "Terrible pun-what pun?" conversation about that movie title a lot.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
I am just under 34 years old, and I can say with conviction that I hate the New USA
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
fear thee not
At an Irish joint, sounds like.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
While this definitely got ridiculous (to start with, what adults sit on a mall santa's lap?)
If I were around someone who interacted with a lot of small children, who said he was jolly because “he knew where the naughty boys and girls lived,” that would be creepy.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
meh, it depends on the person and tone I say
People are entirely too paranoid of the general public these days.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Yeah, this is probably colored by my lifetime fear of mall santas.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
I would like personallypraise the Comments of Farneyismycopilot
and too add: Tim allen (The male version of Mary Tyler Moore) can blow me.
You tell ’em Farney!
"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren
All right gang the Spanish Language thinhy has been taken care -Thanks for the help!!!
I am still hunting for one of these, only a week left…I really really don’t want a used one ….but…
"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren
This picture will be put to good use...
LB recently had a final which consisted of directing scenes. In one of the scenes, one of our friends played a man who was having an affair… with a goat. This should provide some entertainment.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
My man MCA had a beard, and a billy goat?
by Brendanukkah on Dec 18, 2010 7:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ooh ooh, is the disco call ....
Rec’d hard, simply because MCA is not only my favorite Beastie Boy, but one of my favorite artists period.
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
Well if he 'had' here, then he should make an honest Nanny out of her!
"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren
you leave Fran Drescher alone!
Man she’s smokin’ hot!
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
I am looking for a dozen of these..
Need them by Thursday…Want to send them to certain girls who’s name I can’t reveal because they might see them on RR before Xmas.
"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren
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