This is not goodbye; it’s just, I won’t ever see you again.
Nearly six years ago, when JD Arney started Red Reporter, I was the 41st person to register for an account. I'm not certain, but I think there are only two current regulars - Caleb and Brian B - who signed up before I did. We've seen a lot on this site in those 5+ years, which is why I'm a little sad to be writing this post today. After 3 seasons of JD's reign of terror, we've had two years of relative peace and prosperity under my watchful eye, but now it is time for me to step down.
This shouldn't come as much of a surprise. I haven't exactly been turning out the original content around here since the season ended. The main reason for that is that a large portion of my time has been spent watching my daughter while my wife works. You'd think that a 4-month-old wouldn't require much attention, but you'd be wrong. When I do get on the site, it's usually via my phone. I don't know how many of you use the mobile site, but it isn't exactly conducive to long pieces of writing. In fact, posts like this one are impossible to write on the mobile site. So, while I'm still around occasionally, I don't have a lot of "writing time" per se.
The other big reason that I am stepping down is because I'm more interested in other projects than blogging right now. The fact is that I don't have the mindset for turning out daily content at this point, or even weekly content for that matter. I'd like to someday write another book and to do that I feel like I need to keep working on longer form writing that isn't really conducive to the blog format.
The good news is that the site will be put into some very capable hands. RijoSaboCaseyWKRP will be taking over immediately, and I am quite confident that he'll be able to make the site even better than what it is today. Heck, he's been the primary content producer on this site so far this off-season already. So, welcome RSCWKRP with open arms. No groping!
As for me, I don't think I'll disappear completely. And even if I do, you'll be okay, I'm sure. The good news is that you'll be able to pay for my (and the other RR writers') work in print form in the spring. For the first time ever, we're putting together a pre-season annual for the Cincinnati Reds through Maple Street Press. We've already got a lot of great stuff put together from many of the writers from Red Reporter that you know and love, along with the assistance of some of the guys from Redleg Nation as well as a couple of non-Reds bloggers. I'm really excited about this project and I can't wait until it is out next spring. I think you all will enjoy it immensely.
Until then, enjoy the winter. Just think, the next time I ban someone, I could be arrested. (RIP, Leslie)
Go Reds!
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I will be manning the @RedReporter twitter account for a little while longer, mainly because RSCWKRP doesn’t know the password. I figured he’ll have enough to worry about getting organized with the site, so I’ll be somewhat of a breaking news reporter and short-form snarkist for the site until he’s ready. I’d expect that at least by next spring I will turn it over to him.
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Slyde, let me be the first to say
It’s about time you left, you old codger. Your room is starting to smell and those swedish meatballs you left in the fridge are growing mold.
We’ll miss you.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
Good luck!
The day to day can be a grind. Looking forward to what you have coming next, starting with the annual, which I’ll definitely be buying.
And thank you once again for taking over the site when I got burnt out, it made the decision to step down much easier knowing that I was able to turn the site over to someone so capable. It’s pretty amazing how much this thing has grown!
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. --Oscar Wilde
It's likely that the annual will be the only new thing coming soon
Any work I do on a book will be long-term planning. And I’m still optimistic about the possible job with FSO next season, so that will end up taking a lot of my time if I get it.
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Good luck with FSO also!
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. --Oscar Wilde
obligatory

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
by jch24 on Dec 1, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Cut me some slack
That was like 50 years ago or something.
/has two small children
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. --Oscar Wilde
Slyde
I’m a relative newcomer, but thanks a ton for everything. Hope ya stick around on the threads for a bit
Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"
Godspeed Slyde
Just don’t pull a Bobby Petrino and start writing for Bleed Cubbie Blue in a year.
And stay away from the tranny hookers.
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
by btcoop71 on Dec 1, 2010 12:19 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Hey Slyde/Joel
Thanks for all you did with the site and good luck to you. And if you want me to keep dominating your fantasy baseball league, just email me.
Best of luck Slyde...
And thanks for everything you’ve done around here. I’ve only been a member since early ‘09, but thanks to the great content you (and the rest of the yahoos) provide here it’s become part of my daily routine.
Best of luck with whatever your next project is (I assume a Yankees book since you’re Big Time now?). Game threads just won’t be the same without you…oh, wait…
Cheers (if I were you I’d make jch, the vole, ash, than and the rest of the Festive RRs buy you drinks all weekend)
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
by DocRam on Dec 1, 2010 12:21 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Now I am finally free from following the game threads during the game
just like I was all season!
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Can I borrow your password for RR Masquerade/Alter Ego night?
by Brian B on Dec 1, 2010 2:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Actually, that one's not mine
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
-- Overheard in the Maternity Ward
by Brendanukkah on Dec 1, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
woah
not cool man. my boy here was adopted. we were all having fun, and you went and made it too real.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 1, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
I was really itching to quote Squeak Scolari
by Brendanukkah on Dec 1, 2010 5:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's OK, my mom's not really dead.
Not yet…
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
That must be why she didn't move around much.
by Brian B on Dec 1, 2010 10:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
hahahaha
Actually my sources say it was David Cassidy who uttered those words after being served with a paternity suit. :)
And no worries Chuck, I stopped being sensitive above being adopted a looooong time ago.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
oh fuck that
I’m buying a plane ticket so that Slyder can have the pleasure of meeting me in person. If anything, he should buy ME a drink.
by thevole on Dec 1, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
A round of Four Loko for all!
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 1, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
We talked about that stuff in botany today.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Did they find it naturally in the wild?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 1, 2010 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
alcohol and caffeien are both naturally produced.
That shit is basically organic.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
We were talking about plants and their
“recreational” uses. Best. Class. Ever.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Dec 1, 2010 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I usually skipped those classes to perform my own "recreational" experiments.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 1, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
She also warned us about the dangers of alcohol
and how they can lead to being taken advantage of sexually. o.O
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
hogwash
i get drunk a lot and nobody has ever taken advantage of me sexually.
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
by justin007000 on Dec 1, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Small sample size.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
by andromache on Dec 1, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
See, even when I don't make dick jokes, they just happen to me.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
I can say that I have been taken advantage of sexually after being fed alcohol over a prolonged period of time
Woke up next to a damned sea donkey!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
That's a 2 for 1 deal with Alex Gonzalez and Adam Dunn, right?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Thanks for everything, Slyde.
Good luck in your next adventure. Hopefully there are less bears this time.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Dec 1, 2010 12:25 PM EST reply actions
How will Chris Carpenter explain this to his son??
by schmidty624 on Dec 1, 2010 12:27 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Hell of a first comment, man
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 1, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
And he waited a week for the right timing!
Welcome home, schmidthead.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I've only recently discovered RR
But I have enjoyed it very much these last few months. Many thanks!
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Dec 1, 2010 12:35 PM EST reply actions
Thanks Slyde and good luck.
The nerdery around here just won’t be the same. Under your guidance we’ve gone from shy, awkward teen to beautiful woman.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 1, 2010 12:42 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Given what RR is like, I'd say this is more apt


see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
by nycredsfan on Dec 1, 2010 1:13 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I am SHOCKED that this isn't a Madville comment.
by the finest muffins on Dec 1, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
me too, actually....
but then I realized it wasn’t a chick athlete
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 1, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Whatever.
Mathletes are totally athletes.
by the finest muffins on Dec 1, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Plus, Pops is really Madville.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Thanks Slyde for all your work!
Hope you stick around as I think it will be a very, very fun year coming up!
good luck, Slyder
i always considered you an older, less attractive, not-as-funny version of me. things just wont be the same around here.
you cast a long shadow, my friend.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 1, 2010 1:05 PM EST reply actions
many thanks, Slyde
I jumped headfirst into the world of Reds blogs over 2 years ago, and it didn’t take me long at all to know this one was my favorite. Thanks for making RR my default way to “waste” a few hours a day with anything from potty humor to stat-based debates…and whatever Mads and Farney get me talking about.
Best of luck, and stop by the ol’ site once in awhile.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 1, 2010 1:09 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Good luck!
Check in once in a while, we’ll miss you. Thanks for everything.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
So who sits down with crolfer and tell him Uncle Slyder went to live on a farm where he'll have room to run and chase chickens to his heart's content?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
by jch24 on Dec 1, 2010 1:18 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
that kind of convo
…sounds right up Geki’s alley.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 1, 2010 1:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
you didn't get the job of replacing Slyde?
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
Good luck buddy!
This could be bad for the site, though – who else around here has the wherewithal to keep me in line?
"You never know how you look through other people's eyes"
I certainly won't
I’m weak and will kowtow to your every demand!
Need the number of that store where they make ceramics in an oven made out of damaged circus supplies. It's called Rumpled Stilts Kiln. - Jon Wurster
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 1, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
All part off the blog manager initiation process
Need the number of that store where they make ceramics in an oven made out of damaged circus supplies. It's called Rumpled Stilts Kiln. - Jon Wurster
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 1, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
The other part is when you have to intentionally make an argument based on bad stats
and then shiv the first person who argues with you.
And we won’t even talk about Slyde getting “Sabre’d” out of the gang. The part when ‘nukkah repeatedly kicked him in the VORP, over and over. It wasn’t pretty.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
ANDRO MASH!!
it would be funnier if she were here.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 1, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
But I am here.
I’ve always been here.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
by andromache on Dec 1, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
so step 1 is the Hello Kittty backpack?
step 2 is actually blowing Mads?
What’s step 3?
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 1, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
I'm wondering who will send me emails scolding me for being a drunken shithead
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I'm sure Slyde will still be happy to do that. It's not like he needs to be around here to know you're being a drunken shithead.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
With any luck he'll know Friday night
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
so will thevole
/evil laughter
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
Do you think I actually type those up?
Those are auto-generated. I haven’t actually paid attention to the site for 3 years now.
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Your probation officer?
/rimshot
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
I've never been on probation, so there!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Just tell the officer you didn't know what you were doing was wrong
Cam Newton’d
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
I'll text you
and then next time I’m in town we’ll argue over where to eat, again
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 1, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
And then you'll pick some place I wouldn't eat at if I was starving to death, again
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 1, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Never doubted that
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 1, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
So, what the fuck is a Mett?
I was embarrassed when I brought my then-girlfriend to Cincinnati and my mom said we had burgers, brats, and metts on the grill. My mom asked it like mett was known universally, when really, no one outside Cincinnati has ever heard of such a thing.
I did not, you lying cuaffle!
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
by jch24 on Dec 2, 2010 10:11 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I had almsot forgotten cuaffle!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Don't start this again Mr. My Phone Died and I Lost All My Text Messages
Where we goin’ when I’m in town next, snookums?
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 2, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
I probably have the where, but I know I don't have the withal.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
Thanks Slyde
You may not know this—or maybe you do—but you’re a big part of why I got re-interested in the Reds in ’05 and even starting my blogging career (such that it is) a year later. I think yours was one of the first comments I received on my own little blog. I figured if Slyde was going to visit my dinky little blog, I might actually have a shot at getting some traffic! I was wrong about that. But you have since given me a lot of great encouragement, feedback, and even access to many other opportunities over the years. I appreciate it.
Also, holy crap, am I going to have to learn RijoSaboCaseyWKRP’s name now?!?
Justin
I write at:
Beyond the Boxscore | Red Reporter | Basement-Dwellers.com | Twitter: @jinazreds
Rijo should pull a boobs
and have a name for front page posting that we can easily write.
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
I don't know Rijo, but I'm sure he's pulled his share of boobs
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
or we should just come up with a cool nickname for him
like “scooter” or “blaster” or “ree-ree” or “camo” or “snacks” or “puddin” or “cookie” or “sugarbaby” or “lunchtime”.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 1, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
How about
Camo Blaster Puddin Snacks?
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
that's just as unmanageable as "RijoSaboCaseyWKRP"
you arent very good at this.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 1, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
Sugartime Puddinookie?
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I love me some sugartime puddinookie
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
how about
lunchtime_sugarbaby?
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
I'll allow it
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 1, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
At the time, aking 10 seconds to think of three of my favorite Reds
and a piece of Cincinnat popculture so I could have the option of commenting on a Reds blogpost seemed like one of the least consequential decisions I’d ever made.
Need the number of that store where they make ceramics in an oven made out of damaged circus supplies. It's called Rumpled Stilts Kiln. - Jon Wurster
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 1, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
dude, that's not a very creative handle.......
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
i can't wait until we have a cross blogging session with a sister blog
well we have RijoSaboCaseyWKRP here from Redreporter
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
Bye, Mr. Slyde.
Your blog made me the baseball fan I am today. That’s a straight up truth. I’m into reading stats and following baseball and the Reds on a daily basis now. Thanks for that, it’s been cool to be a fan of something besides football. Now I even like the NBA, because it’s like a really fast and athletic version of baseball with 5 players that work together at the same time.
You can't pin this on me
I’ll get a lawyer…
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As your parting gift, you get me pro bono
/that’s what he said
Good luck, buddy! You’ve done a helluva job.
by ken on Dec 1, 2010 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
This might be the worst endorsement of Slyde's work ever.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
by nycredsfan on Dec 1, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
i'm not sure if Slyde wants to take responsibility for this
I’m into reading stats and following baseball and the Reds on a daily basis now. Thanks for that, it’s been cool to be a fan of something besides football.
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
Just because I'm tired and didn't write it well doesn't mean he wouldn't want to be responsible for renewing my Reds fanship
And interesting me in sabremetrics.
you know we love you the way that you love a disabled second cousin.
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
pot ketle balck
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 1, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Goodnight, sweet prince
Coming out of my retirement/descent into Lurker Land to say thanks for being a huge part of making the site so great. Good luck with everything, looking forward to the annual!
Good to see you!
I wish you were around more. Then again, I won’t be around that much, so don’t bother.
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Hah
Appreciate the kind words. RR is still my first read of the day, and I miss the community, but well, you know what I’m talking about regarding time crunches…hopefully you will have time in the future to write a book about the 2011 World Champion Reds—I’ll be the first to buy it!
Big shoes to fill
Even if they are LA Gear. You oversaw a prosperous era on the site, cultivated a community that has few peers on SBNation and set a standard for thoughtful, data-driven content that I will desperate try to rip-off.
My baseball IQ may not measure up favorably in some areas (I know because I clicked on that “Are you smarter than Slyde?” banner ad), but I’m a quick study. And I’ll be taking care to maintain everything good about the site – which is mostly everything. There will be very few additional posts with deliberate misspellings.
So thanks, Slyde. And come around whenever you’re able. I’ll be calling you every night in tears anyway, so head me off at the pass.
Need the number of that store where they make ceramics in an oven made out of damaged circus supplies. It's called Rumpled Stilts Kiln. - Jon Wurster
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 1, 2010 2:01 PM EST reply actions
Tip #1
Ban the first person that disagrees with you. And then ban every person who disagrees with you after that. You’ll either be lonely or seem really smart, or both.
Red Reporter or follow on Twitter: @redreporter. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
This should really be a FanShot.
by Brian B on Dec 1, 2010 2:06 PM EST via mobile reply actions 15 recs
oh, hell yes
rec’d
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
getaway day gold!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 1, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
hahahahaha
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
chicken dinner
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 1, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
Slyde
Your plan to leave this site and blame it on the Reds not being competitive looked a lot better before Joey went all MVP over everybody. I guess for all your future plans, make sure there isn’t a certain awesome Canadian waiting to spoil your schemes.

by Brendanukkah on Dec 1, 2010 2:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Man, I join RR halfway through the season, and then the manager quits. Do I smell bad or something?
Seriously though, I used to co-manage a blog and I had to give it up too-the time it takes can be overwhelming. Good luck with the other things in life, and I’m happy to see that you will continue to write. I’m looking forward to the pre-season annual!
Like several other people had mentioned, I really started getting into baseball stats after lurking here, and I’ve learned so much more about the intriciacies of baseball than I ever thought possible. Thanks for turning me into a baseball geek!
Finally, if you will permit me, I'd like to make a comment which in my mind, is indicative, perhaps, of the greater significance of football and sports emphasis in general in this country, and that is, I thank God I was warring on the gridirons of the Midwest and not on the battlefields of Europe. Nile Kinnick, 1939
Thank you Slyde
because of you i ruin baseball discussions with stats like WAR, VORP, etc, I use to be cool.
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
Dude. Drugs are so 1990s. Just say no.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
Great...now you tell me.
I ruined my life for nothing.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 2, 2010 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
I can't wait to see Madville's goodbye
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
ok, you'll need to explain this one for me
please?
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 1, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
It's a picture that's worth a thousand turds
by Brendanukkah on Dec 1, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Thanks a lot Slyde, you have been great.
If you need a Planetary Perspective for your spring publication, you just let me know.
Also, for me this also a time of change, after 8 years I have said goodbye to my commune, and I have moved to St.Louis to start a life with a wonderful woman.
How many St.Louis RR’s are there?
apparently chicago didn't turn in their rape stats for that study
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
Cuz if justin knows one subject, it's rape in Chicago.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 1, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/sexfist'd
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
word up
starting, eh, sometime in ’11.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
i don't think he is looking for a cocaine connection
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
Or the District of Columbia
“Bitch set me up!”

by Brendanukkah on Dec 1, 2010 6:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't smoke crack...I just like the way it smells when it burns!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
"But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!"
"Fuck it, we'll do it live."
by DTFH91 on Dec 2, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes! Yes! Oh God, yes!
I bought that movie while I was home and it was the best Thanksgiving ever!
by Brendanukkah on Dec 2, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
why not?
everyone should always be looking for their next connection. you never know when your current connection will go to jail, or get shot.
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 1, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
Wait - moving to St. Louis right now?
Are you Ryan Theriot? Is this wonderful woman named Colby Rasmus?
You'll be missed.
Sorry we won’t be reading your insights on a day-to-day basis, but I look forward to seeing what comes next for you.
Here’s wishing the best of luck to you…
Chad
Redleg Nation: Clogging The Bases Since 2005
First order of business
Why the hell is Willie Bloomquist still appear on the 40-man sidebar? Form a fact-finding commission.
Need the number of that store where they make ceramics in an oven made out of damaged circus supplies. It's called Rumpled Stilts Kiln. - Jon Wurster
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 1, 2010 3:14 PM EST reply actions
Wow
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
by jch24 on Dec 1, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Except
you will be fooled again
Need the number of that store where they make ceramics in an oven made out of damaged circus supplies. It's called Rumpled Stilts Kiln. - Jon Wurster
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 1, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
But we were homies!
I never really knew you, I joined a little past the halfway point in the season. But you seem like a cool guy and good luck with your child.
What Would Joey Votto Do?
I really know him, and trust me - he only SEEMS like a cool guy
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
He shared his tater tots with me.
That sounds bad.
Bar Louie’s $1 burgers suck.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Dec 1, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
BURGER SNOBS!!
you get free lettuce! how can that suck!??
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 1, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
They really could have used a grape compote.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Dec 1, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
with free lettuce?
who could ask for anything more than that?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 1, 2010 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but their tater tots are excellent
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 1, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Is there a Sonic in OH?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
There's one out near Kings Island
On Montgomery Road
I guess they call it Landen out there, right?
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 2, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
I've never met any of these bastards either
I’m still slated to watch a UK game with Than and Jch though.
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
just don't do it.
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
This man speaks the truth
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
I'll join in the chorus and say thanks for everything.
Red reporter, under your tenure, has been a major part of my reds fandom (althought I started being interested in sabremetrics before I came here, so neeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh) Thanks for giving me an opportunity to write about baseball (for three weeks, at least), and thanks for not banning me. It’s been “real”, as they say.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
this blog or whatever ya call it these days
is probably the best place for reds fans imo
What Would Joey Votto Do?
Slyde, thanks for all the hard work.
The inverse of which was all the hard work I never got done while reading this site. Here’s hoping Rijo fumbles the ball.
Oh, and I’ll always remember your video highlights from Reds Baseball Heaven. Thank you.
"I love this team and I love Cincinnati." - Dusty Baker on Clinchmas Day
Fine. Go. Just go.
Just don’t tell me that it’s not about me; it’s about you.
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
by poojols on Dec 1, 2010 3:44 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Thanks Slyde
This site and the information presented has been top notch, informative and occassionally funny.
Best of luck in future endeavors
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
So Long
And good luck!
"Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan. That's good advice!"
Thanks for everything.
As a parting gift, from now on we will name all small sandwiches after you.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
The "Blog Manager" does sound appetizing
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
by nycredsfan on Dec 1, 2010 4:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I hope we get into car wreck right now, I do.
I hope we get into a fucking car wreck. A motherfucking car wreck and we both die and we can live together in heaven!

Watch it, ass blood.
Thanks, Slyde
I got onto this site for real sometime around when you began running it, after the brief Boobs reign.
I’ve been reading you since Reds (and blues) and I really wish you luck. It’s been a lot of fun, even when it hasn’t been. Hopefully I can buy you a drink sometime I’m in Cincy.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Thanks Slyde
I had this blog to thank for blowing off studying in school, and this blog will probably also lead to my firing someday for improper internet usage at work. And for that you should be proud..
Member since ’08, reader since ’06
"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan
by RedinWrigleyville on Dec 1, 2010 5:15 PM EST reply actions
I guess now we can say what we really think of you
But I dare not. Good luck in your future efforts as a father and writer. I’ll keep my eyes peeled for you in the dewy decimal system in the sky.
WYSIWIG
Alrighty then Slyde
I suppose that I will have to brush up on my Sabrematetrics so there will be another crisp analytical mind (not that I could ever take your place) here at the site. On the other hand you have been a scholar and gentleman and a great leader (more than we can say for jch no?) Even more importantly (unlike J.D.) you never banned me once.
Thanks to you (and all those who are mods) for keeping the fires burning here at one of my favorite blogs in cyberville (2nd only to Barely Legal).
Don’t forget if you’ve not already bought it gang:
"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren
by Madville on Dec 1, 2010 5:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
we voted to make you a mod last year
i am hoping RijocaseysabosmileylarkinnuxhallvottobrucestubbsharangshoureckarroyoshawmorrisoneillhatcherdibblecharletonmyersdustymckeongulletboonegriffeydunnkearnslarsonKRP is the change we have been waiting for.
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
by justin007000 on Dec 1, 2010 6:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
We are the ones we've been waiting for.
Watch it, ass blood.
by -ManBearPig on Dec 1, 2010 6:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We aren't the droids we're looking for?
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
by bbjones on Dec 2, 2010 7:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You know that you don't have any say in who gets to be a mod or not, right
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 1, 2010 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
fascist
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
I'm trying to decide if you meant factist
Red Reporter or follow on Twitter: @redreporter. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
I think he meant rascist
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Dec 1, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
I rarely post
But I do read everyday and every game thread. Thanks for making this site an enjoyable read. Good luck in the future.
by kcox17 on Dec 1, 2010 6:37 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I'm in the same boat
Thanks for the work that you have done here. I think it is great. This site is a wonderful place to share Reds fandom.
Good luck with the book, the FSO gig, and especially the family.
by GreatAmericanRedsFan on Dec 2, 2010 10:37 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Shout out to the lurkers!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Good Luck Slyde
And thanks, I’ve been a dedicated reader of this site for about two years or so now, and in my opinion it’s the best place on the net to find Reds news, largely in part to the talent writers on this site. I enjoy everything you do RR, keep it up.
Best of luck Slyde
Enjoyed your book, and can’t wait for the preseason publication next year.
Owners needed for NL-only fantasy baseball league....inquire within.
I'll be honest
I’m really excited about the annual. I’m actually not writing very much in it since I’m the editor. What I’ve read so far for it is really good though. Everybody’s bringing their A-game. I have about 5 new favorite things I’ve ever read from Red Reporter writers already, and we’re only half done.
Red Reporter or follow on Twitter: @redreporter. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
Y'all are gonna love my piece about Billy Hatcher's lucky underwear.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
by nycredsfan on Dec 2, 2010 8:00 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Wait a minute do I also have to wish Slyde Good Luck too?
This guy is waaaaaay toooo smart to be screwing around with anything as statistically questionable as luck…Good Analyzing,Slyde
No comments from the Butthole Surfers contingent please.
"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren
Maybe instead of luck, we should be talking BABIP.
That is, Bestseller Assurance of Books in Progress. Here’s to a high writing career BABIP, Slyde! So long, and thanks for all the fish*!
*By which I mean… Hanley Ramirez-for-Carlos Fisher trade scenarios.
by the finest muffins on Dec 1, 2010 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
i don't think we will be able to trade Carlos Fisher for Hanley.
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
I guess Carlos isn't a very good fisher, then.
by the finest muffins on Dec 1, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
We need to make him fishers of men (named Hanley)
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for some reason i thought it was Fisher, not EDR that we traded to Milwuakee
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
Oh no you don't!
What, you think you can just pull a Jim Kern and get traded out of here that easily? No sireee, buster!
Thanks for everything, man. Thanks to you, I no longer look at those fancy newfangled stats as plop/splat = 1.79, meaning Juan Castro is destined for the Hall of Fame. You have enlightened me in many a way and I’m a better turtle for it.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Dec 1, 2010 7:30 PM EST reply actions
Yes Slyde it is true
You make me want to be a better Turtle.
"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren
I'm patiently waiting for obc2 to weigh in on how this affects your xFLIP
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Slyde's xFLIP, or our collective xFLIP?
or, our individual xFLIPs?
by Highlifeman21 on Dec 1, 2010 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
I think our collective xFLIP.
It’s kind of like a park factor.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Dec 1, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
He's still working on that bloomin' onion
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Life Rule #174: only leave the gym after sinking your final shot
Cheers, and congrats on the next chapter, and most importantly: good on ya for leaving on a high note. Let’s hope the new guy can keep the good times rolling.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
I do hope one day we get to enjoy a burger and a beer together
With that being said, I can only dedicate this song to you
Slyde, you've been a great leader
RR is one of the best-run blogs, bar none. Rijo has some real big shoes to fill. Come back often
So long.
Thanks for keeping this blog witch-free all these years.
What, me? Being negative? No. Never.
by Paul Householder on Dec 1, 2010 10:52 PM EST reply actions
Wait, this is a witch-free blog?
I’ll just show myself to the door, then.
by the finest muffins on Dec 1, 2010 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just glad he didn't say bitch-free, because I really like commenting here.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
That would fix our problem with Cardinal fans trolling though...
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Dec 1, 2010 11:52 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
rijo
sell me on education… why?
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
So does this mean jch, obc, tHan
and the rest of the old guard will be following you out?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Dream on Cy, Dream on!
BTW Do you guys remember the killer home Theatre at Squatman’s? Great place to watch the game…

"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren
I call this one "Madville's view of the world"
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
by jch24 on Dec 2, 2010 10:36 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Nah
They never liked me anyway.
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they didn't follow JD or Boobs
i think they will be here long after we are dead.
I’m pretty sure at least one of them is a robot.
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."
-President Andrew Jackson
by justin007000 on Dec 2, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
You want me to leave, Cy?
What happened to you man, you used to be cool.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
trust me
I pray every day to drunk Jesus that you stay.
It’s just that he pretends not to get my texts
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
4 months old are easy,
just wait till she’s one & you have to start chasing her around the house.
when you take her to a reds game this summer, (or anywhere where there’s plenty of mayhem and foolishness) you may want to invest in some headphones. we took our son (who was around 10 months at the time) to a ball game this past may, and the yelling was just too much for him, and he freaked out pretty bad. did the same thing at a predators hockey game too.
good luck, slyde!
go reds!
My daughter just turned one
She is running around everywhere.
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
Always liked your stuff
When I first started visiting the site a couple of years ago I was impressed by how much info you provided and how well you did it Slyde.
And of course you realize it now, but the 4 month old issue is just too much for one good man to handle by themself. My 15 month old is a handful as well, always thought to myself “cant wait until she can crawl…” then she could get wherever she needed to go without having to be picked up and moved all day by me….Ugh. Now that she is running and all over the place, I just keep waiting for the next milestone like going down stairs instead of up them, etc. Enjoy those days with your kid when you can. I’m already missing the 4 month old ones.
She's my second child
but my 4-year old boy is at daycare all day, otherwise I’d probably have pulled my remaining hair out by now. The 4-month old is not a problem, but it’s definitely hard to get anything else done when she’s awake.
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Thanks for the great material, man.
I scouted several Reds blogs before I decided on RR (I’m a one-blog kinda guy) and if not for my aching desire to learn advanced stats, I would have gone elsewhere. You’ve taught me a lot (except which stat to use and when…but at least I know what they all mean now!) Hope to see you at another RR Outing… eh? You’ll probably be wearing some fancy ascot or mock turtleneck and a beret instead of a Coutlangus jersey.
by GrooveLeg on Dec 2, 2010 11:16 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Thanks for everything, Slyde
Although I started reading this site a little before JD left, I don’t think I actually registered and read regularly until after you took over, and I love what you’ve done with the place. The camaraderie this place has fostered among us long-suffering Reds fans is really wonderful, and the content is always top-notch. Best of luck to you, and I hope you continue to stop by as frequently as you can. Here’s to more great years under RSCWKRP, our new fearless leader.

You will be missed
you magnificent bastard!
by Joe Nolan's Neckbeard on Dec 2, 2010 11:21 PM EST reply actions
I'm glad you came back
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Just to say goodbye.
Good luck with the baby. We just had a daughter three weeks ago, so our lives are in similar flux.
by Joe Nolan's Neckbeard on Dec 3, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions
Congratulations!
Good luck!
Red Reporter or follow on Twitter: @redreporter. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
Man, I know we make fun of jch a lot, but it seems like the overall fertility of RR is through the roof right now.
"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube
Slyde
Thank you for everything you have done for Redreporter. But thank you for being my friend. Good luck with where ever the future takes you, with your family, and life. Looking forward to seeing your next project come to fruition and seeing you around next spring!!
RijoSaboCaseyWKRP I can’t wait to see where you take us next in the land of Redreporters!! Good luck!
Go Reds
"I cannot get rid of the hurt from losing, but after the last out of every loss, I must accept that there will be a tomorrow. In fact, it's more than there'll be a tomorrow, it's that I want there to be a tomorrow. That's the big difference, I want tomorrow to come." - George "Sparky" Anderson
Great job on this site
I’ve seen every web site on the internets and this is the best discussion group out there. Plus, you were the reason for a division title.
If you're not having fun, stop participating.

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